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post bunda edition
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Up the RA
Kill All Huns
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anime
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>>72854841
First for Monster Hunter
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not the white man's fault that the africans didn't greet them peacefully
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I'm not a slave to a god whom doesn't exist
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>Colonisation was good for the colonised
hmmmmm
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when ur dad buys you that ps4 game you wanted
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I'm gay desu
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>>72854878
where are your tears when a pig dies for your ham?
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>>72854878
>belgians
>human
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>>72854884
Hello nigger
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A symbol of Isriel!
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>>72854895
my thoughts exactly
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>>72854880
>>72854884
get in the gas chamber
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he that has too many friends has none.
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>>72854908
why are you so obsessed with swastikas?
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Tinder date asked me about past relationships. Yolo'd it and said I had none. Asked me if I was a virgin. Yolo'd it some more and said yes.

Didn't cut off contact. Still wants to meet up again.

The fucking odds of that, lads. I'm almost wizard too.
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>>72854878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWZMkuMAcsQ

britbongs BTFO
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Watching Scrubs and miss the days when racist jokes were perfectly fine and made about everyone
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>punishingly high taxes and sending yound white lads abroad to kill wogs so that the people at the top make more money

>good for the europeans

hmmmhmmm ah yes
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A SYMBOL OF TRADITION
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>>72854907
rude
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@72854954
>my posts are so shit i use a proxy to get attention
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the "oppressed" have nothing of value and no interesting perspectives simply because their perspective is so limited to begin with

its all well and sad reading the struggles of some Peruvian grandmother as her farm is being taken away, but ultimately it is just pity induced masturbation

now struggle and suffering CAN bring about revelation and enlightenment, but often this is not the case, especially when lacking discipline
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>>72854958
>scrubs
>racist jokes
esta warren
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>>72854947
she's going to embarrass you somehow

maybe she'll scream out that you're a virgin while you're walking in the park together
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>>72854944
symbolism, inherent mutability thereof
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>>72854954
oh for fuck sake
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>>72854990
There's plenty of racist jokes in Scrubs
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>>72854978
what's the difference between Barbados and the Bahamas?

I heard you have a rivalry.
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>>72855009
hmmm nope
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>>72854947
hmm.why would you do this. surely the purpose of tinder is to find sluts not people to confide in
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A SYMBOL OF ROME!
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>>72854960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmBnvajSfWU
Those young lads are heroes
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>>72855009
that reminds me of a racist joke...
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>>72855013
one ends in arbados and the other ahamas
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>modify megadrive to play in 60hz
>this happens

why are yanks so gay lads?
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CAMILLE
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>>72855027
I'm literally marathoning it right now
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>>72854947
>I'm almost wizard

she's probably around the same age i'm guessing

that's why she doesn't mind shes looking for a stable long term relationship and knows that a beta virgin won't give her any trouble
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>>72855061
right point out 1 racist joke
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AN ANCIENT SYMBOL
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>>72855005
it's time to pay up crackkker
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>>72855028

Because I've been on loads of first and second dates, and always fuck up the second dates because I'm shit at intimacy. Was just bored of it, and she's really cool so I decided on a change of tactics. Decided to just go 100% truth.

>>72855062

Possibly, I guess. I aint even mad.
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>>72855075
That time when they make fun of white people :^)
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>the "oppressed" have nothing of value and no interesting perspectives simply because their perspective is so limited to begin with
>its all well and sad reading the struggles of some Peruvian grandmother as her farm is being taken away, but ultimately it is just pity induced masturbation
>now struggle and suffering CAN bring about revelation and enlightenment, but often this is not the case, especially when lacking discipline
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>>72854947
she's going to pull your pants down in public
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>>72855122
Which brings me back to my first point:I thought tinder was for sluts and not dating
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>>72855122
i wouldn't be mad either especially if she's fit

just don't let her walk all over you if she tries to
she probably won't but it bears reminding
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A SYMBOL OF ETHIOPIA
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>>72855154

Pretty sure Tinder is whatever you make it. I have 3 friends in long term relationships from Tinder.

>>72855158

True.
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hmmm ah yes its a "we pretend that anything above being an ignorant cretin is pretenchus and deserving of mockery so that we can encourage idiocy" post

dont you DARE hatpost this
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>>72855004
you're not who i asked
day of the rake when?
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>>72854954
>Conolised
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>hmmm ah yes its a "we pretend that anything above being an ignorant cretin is pretenchus and deserving of mockery so that we can encourage idiocy" post
>dont you DARE hatpost this
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>>72855212
>I have 3 friends in long term relationships from Tinder.


hmmmm
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>>72854947
Spot you from a mile away
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>many say I'm the funniest person they know
>many think I'm intelligent and cultured
>good conversationalist; good at breaking the ice and awkward silences etc. People genuinely enjoy listening to my stories
>sociable; I've made friends in queues and on public transport and all kinds of places
>kind and trustworthy; people will open up to me about stuff
>people (both online and in real life) say I'm average-looking at worst, and actually quite handsome when I try
>go out regularly with people; this week I'm going out on Tuesday, Friday and Saturday
>often hear stuff from friends like "I told my friend about you, they really want to meet you!"

So why can I still not get a girl? I'm not a virgin but I've never had a girlfriend and I don't know what to do.
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>>72855141
what the oppressed have to say is nothing terribly worthwhile, we only put them on a pedestal because it makes us feel better about being born into privilege

when we do give them the floor they blubber on like >>72854954 with their narrow, materialist "gimmiedat" mentality
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hmmm ah yes its a "we pretend that anything above being an ignorant cretin is pretenchus and deserving of mockery so that we can encourage idiocy" post

>dont you DARE hatpost this
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A SYMBOL OF INDIA
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>>72855122
ill b ur gf
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>>72854841
enjoy this image
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chinese gf doesn't want to be my gf
just gonna make her do it
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>>72855255

Half of those describe just about anyone. Two stairs at a time just makes good sense. No one has time to take one step at a time.
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>>72855256
girls dont like arrogant twats
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>>72855256
Teach us your tricks
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>>72855275
what are you getting at here
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>>72855248
>>72855264
>both of you fucked up a hatpost
lmfao literally leling at your lives rnatm
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>>72855257
>we only put them on a pedestal because it makes us feel better about being born into privilege
Ultimately in the long run it will not solve society's problems and contradictions. Deep down we know society is sick in all sorts of ways. Guilt will not rid the world of unearned privilege or make it a better place.
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>>72855256
have a camille
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A

SYMBOL

OF

PEACE
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>>72855255
walking on escalators is just common sense
do you stand still on moving walkways at airports?
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@72855256
Refuse to hatpost this for you
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>>72854841
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>>72855306
VIRGIN ALERT

lock down the thread till the virgins are rounded up
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>>72855255
no idea how people can wear headphones outside

don't you like to know what's going on around you? what if you don't hear a car coming or somethin
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>>72855281

She needs to brush her hair desu
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Fuck off autistic yank, the nazis mirrored the swastika
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>>72855307
I'm not arrogant though, I would never say something like that irl. I'm actually quite modest but these are all things I've heard from countless people.
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*ruminates*
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>>72855340
it's just a swastika, bruv
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*illuminates*
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>>72855256
eternal beta
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going barber tomorrow

might cop the himmler think it would look good on me
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peeling crusty skin off my fingers. anyone want a nibble?

>>72855354
pretty rare flag you got there
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>>72855256

everyones lying to you. Bet you have autism lol
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*animes*
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*incinerates*
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>>72855370
Yes that's why their evil, they perverted a symbol of love and peace!
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*cries with joy*
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*snuggles you*
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Bring back the UVF and gas fenians
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>>72855327
>unearned privilege
the thing is there is no reason to do away with things
when Newton said he stood on the shoulders of giants he meant it, it is only though such privilege and concentration of energy that people can manage to push ever higher

forcing everyone back to the ground level only means they have that much further to climb just to reach the current peak, let alone surpass it.

imagine if every scientist had to basically develop all their own formulas and methodologies themselves just to support their current research rather than use what people in the past did and build from there.
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*contemplates*
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Religious Europe was better than secular Europe.

I'm looking at videos of Jordan, Morocco, Tunisia, Algeria - countries that are poorer than us but still have that religious culture alive.

I'm unironically jealous.
I wouldn't dare dream of an Iranian culture or a Saudi culture but to just see clean streets, respectable women, some semblance of a community, homogeneity, a distinct culture - it's what Britain used to have.

Christian Britain > Atheist Britain by far, and I'm not even religious.
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>>72855423

*they're
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Is this runt music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iKnQFSjiC4
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*sucks on your chebs*
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>retards posting original swastikas and not the nazi version
>MUH SYMBOL OF PEACE
idiots
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i like putting my penis in vaginas

i mean, i've never actually done it, but i'm sure i'd like it
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*thailads*
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>>72855450
*there
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>>72855434
spending your inheritance on weed and go karting is not the same as furthering scientific understanding
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just paid a cute asian-colombian girl (male) to touch her feminine penis oh webcam

"solid investment" - my willy
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>>72855444

Good lad
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>tfw no blonde mistress who's obsessed with me
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*cries in depression and embarrassment at how ugly my body is naked while fondling my mantits*
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>>72855375
How did you once shag a girl, if you even remember?

Maybe we can build up on this.
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>>72855444
>>72855489
christcucks can fuck right off
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>>72855434
>the thing is there is no reason to do away with things
from the perspective of those with privilege, perhaps. but they are a minority and can lose it at any time. it doesn't befit humanity to live in such a precarious, uncertain state.

>imagine if every scientist had to basically develop all their own formulas and methodologies themselves just to support their current research rather than use what people in the past did and build from there.

that's fine, but it doesn't justify unearned social, economic and political privileges, inherited or paid for by rich parasites

in a free society, we'd have far more time to develop scientific and creative instincts, free of the terrors that plague our modern society
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>>72855476
good point, never realized that
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>>72855498
just lift and eat
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>>72855035
>>72855109
>>72855197
>>72855340
you will pay reparations for dresden then??
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>>72855461
I'd argue it's not very good if thats what youre getting at
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>>72855527
hmmmmmm yesss quite
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>>72855467
>ideologues
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>>72855512
homosexual heathen.

YOU WILL BURN
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>>72855476
spending your welfare on beer and monster munch doesn't help either
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>>72855444
Religion should be exterminated.
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>>72855512

t.muhammod ali kebab
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can't fathom the type of person who sees a rich kid driving a nice car his dad bought him and decides capitalism needs to be abolished
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*blocks your path*
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>>72855571
>>72855584
god isn't real loooool
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>>72855400
How is that beta? I've been told that my body language, eye contact, the way I speak and all that come off as very confident. Whenever I become part of a new social group, it's not long before I'm considered to be a vital part.

I don't see what's beta about any of that.

>>72855407
There'd be no reason to lie to me.
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>>72855429
*wiggles closer to you*
>>72855498
*rubs your belly*
haha, look at the chubby lad
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Respecting the OP.
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>>72855598
only joshing lad
i dunno really maybe you smell weird or something?
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>this symbol has appeared on floors and in caves throughout history
>ergo its got nothing to do with the nazis who put it on all their flags and made it their national and ideological symbol
is that the angle
i dont get it
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>>72855595
hey little lady how you doin'?
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>>72855614
all humans produce fertile offspring so we're one species
next
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>god isn't real loooool
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>>72855552
But is it runt music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nF3ad_afvw
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>>72855551
You deserve no reperations for ruining the swastika you fucking kraut
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goodnight lads
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>>72855526
the "underprivileged" have really not much to contribute, the ones that do end up rising above the filth regardless.
its a crab-bucket mentality
to ensure that people do not waste money you wish to ensure that no one has money to waste.

as for it being "undeserved" what makes it so? that capital came from somewhere, and being handed down from family is not undeserved if the family wishes to do so.

you talk about parisites but you misunderstand the nature of our society and think that just handing people a modest sum will somehow bring enlightenment.

the fact that there are useless trust fund babies disproves this, yet all the people who do inherit money and do put it to use would never be able to do so without that initial start.
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>>72855649

ESH
JAY
DUBAYOUS
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>>72855595
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>a hatposting christcuck
FUCK OFF
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>>72855656
Except there are strong noted fertility issues between subsaharan africans, australian aboriginies and white europeans, east asians
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>>72855580
this mentality is why Islam exploded in many of the former "socialist" Muslim states after their collapse.
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>>72855656
not so fast buddy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybrid_(biology)
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>>72855614
Ahh yes, quite

*continues to watch the ol' akkad*
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>>72855708

me dealing with the runt breakout
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>>72855728
got a source? can't find anything
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>>72855649
fuck he'd actually be a really cute trap
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>>72855721

>a hatposting christcuck
>FUCK OFF
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>>72855649
Having seen that I reckon he'd've made a pretty attractive woman

>>72855673
Eww not gonna listen to another
Yeah ok it's runt music and you're a runt if you like it
>trashy beat and female wailing
>Ridiculous accent
>complains about being a povvo - sure that's shit but there's nothing interesting or profound about what he's saying
>le street shit
Have to say I'm really not a fan of music being street for the sake of being street anyway. and yeah im probably a fedora for it
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Reminder, Britain is a Christian nation
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>>72855402
looked good on him
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>>72855807
*Protestant
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>>72855741
religion should be exterminated though
it would literally be better if everyone was humanist
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>>72855703
>the "underprivileged" have really not much to contribute, the ones that do end up rising above the filth regardless.
You only think this because of your snide elitism and reluctance to give up the privilege you know you possess.

>as for it being "undeserved" what makes it so? that capital came from somewhere, and being handed down from family is not undeserved if the family wishes to do so.
Capital comes from exploitation and inheritance is completely undeserved. It should go to improving the lot of society as a whole. The family unit can serve many different purposes. The current setup merely favours a tiny elite, able to concentrate and retain plundered wealth over the generations.

>you talk about parisites but you misunderstand the nature of our society and think that just handing people a modest sum will somehow bring enlightenment.
no, true enlightenment will require the eventual abolition of money, so that capital no longer restricts and governs personal development.
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too smart to be an atheist honestly
I've tried before but its just too mind-numbing
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>>72855744
hybrids are sterile
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right you don't have to be smart to be an atheist but you do have to be pretty fucking stupid to be a christian if you were born in the last 30 years
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>>72855485
Looks better than 95% of the 18-35 year old """females""" in my town
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It is obvious to me that something or someone must have created the Universe as it is, because of Aquinas' arguments, but to me that doesn't explain why it must have been an old beardy dude living in the clouds, if you see what I mean. It could have been a pony for all I care.
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>tfw too intelligent for leftard and rightism politics
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>>72855741
the USA/Saudi Arabia funding Wahhabism did that

even today, these countries are far less fundamentalist. compare eastern europe and central asia to the rest of the muslim world
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>>72855638
Nope. I know enough horribly blunt people that would tell me if I did.

>>72855500
Met girl on okcupid. Talked for a week and then went out for dinner and drinks. Toward the end of the night we started making out and it got quite heated. I put my hand up her dress and she was soaking. She suggested we get a room and some condoms. We couldn't find any. So we fucked in an empty field and I came inside her.

The lads said they were really proud of me and they all got me drinks next time we went out.
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Am I the only one who was raised in an environment that just didn't care about religion? Always been atheist but never really cared or thought about it much

Nobody in my family except for my Nan is religious. Don't know anyone religious under the age of about 35. Atheism is just the default for me
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>>72855886
>someone or something
it was something and that thing was the big bang
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*peers into the runt farm*

http://www.emojitracker.com

ahh yes
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Can you all tell the dumb leafs to shut the fuck up?
thanks
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>>72855708

Holy shit, what the fuck?!

Any more details on what the hell went on there?
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>>72855960
same but knew religious people who I just thought were weird
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>>72855960
The UK stopped being a white protestant country in the 1960s m8
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>>72855862
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooded_crow
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>>72855992
Yeah, it's always been odd to me how people can put their faith in religion

I find learning about religion interesting from a sociological standpoint. But I've no desire to partake in it
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>>72855987
Newfig
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>>72855967
What caused the Big Bang then?
When I was a kid I used to think maybe a previous Universe collapsed over itself and that caused the Big Bang, so it's like a cycle. Universe expands to a certain point thanks to energy, then that energy is spent and gravity starts binding everything again, and then the Universe collapses. As I grew older and more studious, I have come to realize that String Theory (M-Theory more recently) consider that as actual possibilities.
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>>72855839
explain why I should give up my privilege or how that would benefit me in any way?
so povos can fuck about even more than they do now?

exploitation is inevitable and ultimately beneficial, you can't ever reach consensus thus to achieve anything you ultimately need to put your foot down and enforce order.
you put 10 people in a room together and power dynamics will evolve to the point where someone is being "exploited" regardless of how minor it is.
the alternative to the tiny elite you propose is the undulating mass of poverty and ignorance.
in reality a better solution would be to promote fluid hierarchy and a aristocratic class counterbalanced by a majority-population comprised of middle class professionals.

the Parliamentary system perfectly mimicks this dynamic
the nobility control the house of lords
the middle class control the commons
and the Queen controls the Crown.

combined a balance is reached
anything else is rubbish to say the least
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who here /christian leftist/
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>>72855987
a runt blocked my path so i made way
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>>72855886
>Aquinas' argument

reading this wikipedia page now about it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Ways_(Aquinas)

genuinely very interesting stuff

do have anything else you recommend to me about it?
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Gunna go to bed, good night and god bless you all
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>>72856002
my nan is catholic
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Deism
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>>72856058
>gif
fuck off
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>>72855839
>>72856032
missed your last silly point but capital is just a symbol
if you honestly think "getting rid of money" will bring about some dramatic change you need to get your head sorted.
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>>72855943
Daddy!!

srsly, if okcupid worked once, why didn't you get better at it?

PS: not an expert myself, similar problems. Last girl I had was because she was very desperate. I was good though.
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>>72856066
t. Harry McMick
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>>72856056
Pascal's wager. And the Quantum God.
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>>72856029
dunno bro don't know much about physics
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>speaks english and swedish
>privately educated at England's best
>Masters from a top uni in international marketing
>ripped as fuck
>handsome as fuck
>plays saxophone and piano to master level
>been on television
>manager at an international company by late twenties

Why aren't you like Freddie Hickman lads?
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>>72856032
>explain why I should give up my privilege or how that would benefit me in any way?
I don't expect you to do so. Class conflict is necessary and drives history. Begging to one's masters never solved anything.
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>>72856078
Fuck you cunt
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>>72856112
me on the left
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fucks sake lads
had dinner and was violently sick, so am now hungry again
but there's nothing to fucking eat
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>tfw no bf
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>>72856093
not remotely Irish
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haha mate you know what watching porn for the plot is like?

haha MATE bet you've never heard this one before

It's like...right

It's like going to McDonalds for a salad

haha don't you think so?
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>>72856129
>gif
fuck off
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>>72855960
Same.
Only thing I remember distinctly, growing up, was my family's cheerleading for Chirac during the presidential elections. It was madness, the puppets and all.
Grandma on mother side was the only religious person, she would draw a Cross with her finger on my forehead before going to sleep when I was in her beach house, I thought it was weird but heh
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>>72856133
So long as you're not a country dweller you could probably still find a shit kebab place open
You'll throw up again though
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>>72856153
if you turned it around it'd be funny
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>>72856133
disgusting fat shit
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>have to be "snug fit" condoms

just end me
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>>72856168
before going to sleep
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>>72856155
Can't stop me!
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harry potter is such a pussy

why the fuck would he cast expelliarmus against voldemort in their final battle?
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>>72856118
then the lower will overthrow the upper and become the new upper

the cycle continues and povos remain povos

at least you admit the master-slave dynamic which drives your thought process. slaves can only think of pillage and "takin wutz is mine"
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Since gif clearly trigger one lad im gunna post some
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>>72856190
just let em slip off and go in bareback
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>>72856202
it's his signature move
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>>72856202
>then the lower will overthrow the upper and become the new upper
Or we could abolish class.
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LADS
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>>72856201
It's his signature spell you dingo
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got a few m8s but none of them actually care
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Have you ever played Tarot?
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>>72856241
>gif
fuck off
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>>72856112
>>72856130
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Chimpanzee politics are more interesting desu
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>>72856208
same
>>
>Coursework is due in tomorrow night and is still only half done
>Can't finish it because every time I try I get a panic attack and have to distract myself with something else
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>>72856241
I'm sure they care about you anon :3
>>
Enjoy talking to you lads, really like your company. However, when poleaboos transition is complete and he's on the market, I'll fight tooth and nail to be the one who pops his cherry. All the years that I've spent talking to you in these threads will mean nothing to me any more.
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>>72856239
nah nah nah

he just doesnt have the balls to cast avada kedavra
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oh baby, oh baby

then it fell apart, fell apart
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>>72855960
my family was hardly religious and never talked about it or went to church
I went to Catholic school but was an edgy atheist all through it
I became interested in religion during my university studies and basically abandoned atheism
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>>72856234
Impossible, humans are class based by nature
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>>72856274
avada kedavra is an illegal curse
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>>72856235
Couldn't even make out what that bit that flew off at the end
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>>72856234
how would you do that, and more so how would you ensure that no class of any kind evolved?

even in the American anarchic attempts at totally classless communal living they ultimately failed miserably within a few months at best.
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>>72856112
>Why aren't you like Freddie Hickman, lass?
Wasn't born a manlet, I guess
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>>72856281

me fifth from left
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Missing the gf
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>>72856281
>edgy atheist
see this is what I don't get

again, maybe it's because i was raised in a secular environment but i've never seen how it's edgy
>>
anyone have the gif of the cat scratching his arse
>>
Lads, is horizon zero dawn any good? Fancy a new game to play in my week off
>>
>>72856313
the ministry of magic was controlled by voldemort so they were breaking wizard laws all throughout the entire book
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>>72856347
yeh
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>>72856319
read the filename
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>>72856346
it was edgy because I was in Catholic school
still I think a sceptical phase is important for adolescent development.
>>
MIND YOUR MANNERS
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>>72856373
Yeah but it's morally illegal
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>>72856258
Agreed
https://youtu.be/Fv71JevtR-0
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>>72856306
Humans spent most of history living in classless tribes. Class is a social relation, there's nothing inherently natural about it. Classes have changed immensely over the last few hundred years alone.
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>>72856395
I wholeheartedly concur
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>>72856373
i think you had to really want to kill the other chap, otherwise avada avacado wouldn't work
harry's not a murderer so it might not work at all, but it was highly effective when voldemort used it
>>
Can anyone else just not wrap their head around the fact that there are people older than 20 that are still virgins

I always joke and laugh about it on here, but when I sit here and think about it, it's fucking mad.
>>
>>72856088
I've only ever met one girl from a dating site/app. I'm pretty shit at them it seems.

Some people have said that it's entirely possible that, considering how unconfident many girls are, it may actually be that they think they aren't good enough for me. But I really doubt that.
>>
ultralight beam
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>I wholeheartedly concur
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>>72856426
I don't respect people who have this sort of "blind" heavily ritualized faith, devoid of any personal revelation just as I don't respect people who deny themselves that revelation and instead wallow in scepticism.
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it's my 20th birthday later this year and i'll definitely still be a virgin by then
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>>72856450
>>
>>72856168
It's just mad

Will probably get hatposted but I just find the whole business of religion so arbitrary and silly.
>>
>>72854878
Why do we let non-countries exist?
>>
>>72856463
>>72856474

again, wew
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>>72856485

mines in november want to make a pact to fuck a grill by then hombre
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>>72856377
let's see it then
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>>72856413
>Humans spent most of history living in classless tribes.
hahaha

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/wild/secrets-of-the-wild/videos/monkey-hot-springs/
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>>72856450
>>
father stretch my hand hands pt. 1
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>>72856450
get out Get Out GET OUT

REEEEE
>>
>>72856506
mine's september

you've got an unfair 2 month advantage lad
>>
>>72856458
yeah, rings a bell, some people told me I can seem impressive. Who knows? Just try harder, or just chill here.
>>
>>72856474
you studied religion at university because you're too stupid to study anything else and you ended up being religious and self-important

god doesn't exist and if he does he hates you
>>
>>72856474
choosing logic and reason over the opposite isn't scepticism.
>>
>>72856378
Yes, but is it his top half or bottom half?
>>
>>72856410
Much more interestimg than communism debates
https://youtu.be/dQn1-mLkIHw
>>
>>72856513
That's a method of social conditioning and rationing. Nothing to do with the socioeconomic class relations human live under. Monkeys have no conception of labour or capital, peasant and lord.
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could you take him in a fight?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1436385/Bosnian-teenager-breaks-insane-taekwondo-record-using-head.html
>>
pt. 2
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>>72856450
Virginity is holy. All abrahamic religions consider virginity as a virtue rather than something bad. Enjoy eternity in hell as I enjoy eternity in heaven!
>>
>>72856580
Would just butt him before he can do any of his fancy shite.
>>
does childish gambino count as degenerate nigger music?
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me on the horse
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>>72856578
Seems pretty clear who the peasants and lords are there
>>
>>72856578
>peasant and lord
erm, yes they do fucking idiot
>>
>>72856608
yes. regardless of race it is shit music
>>
>>72856608
also need to know this
>>
>>72856608

he is a reddit tier meme rapper

That said I like his faggy singing shit like Oakland and 3005
>>
>>72856258
A study at Yale–New Haven Hospital trains capuchin monkeys to use silver discs as money in order to study their economic behavior. The discs could be exchanged by the monkeys for various treats. During one chaotic incident, a researcher observed what appeared to be a monkey exchanging a disc for sex. The monkey that was paid for sex immediately traded the silver disc for a grape. The researcher took steps to prevent any possibility of coins being traded for sex after his suspicions were aroused.[7]
>>
class is a product of genetics

superior individuals are more capable than others by virtue of their genes

think about why lebron james is so good at basketball
is it because he works really hard?
yes of course

then why couldn't i be that good if i worked that hard?
because my genes have stuck me at 5'11" with poor athletic ability
>>
>>72856608
>nigger

edgy
>>
>>72856621
>>72856611
it's not based on feudalism though is it haha it's just social not economic

i'm not the marxist lad btw sure he'll take offence to me separating those concepts
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>>72856190
be a lad and don't wear em like me
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>tfw turning 22 in four months
>tfw 21 is literally the oldest acceptable age to be a virgin before you officially cross over into full on hermit permavirgin territory
>>
nigger
>>
>>72856578
>Monkeys have no conception of labour or capital, peasant and lord.
Of course they do. Status is everything for primates. And we are no different. It's built in to us, to have leaders, ranks, and classes. That's why it arises among pretty much every group of humans ever to exist.
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>>72856645
hello nigger
>>
reminder that hierarchy =/ class
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>turn 28 in july
>still kissless
>>
don't know a single virgin who isn't avidly anti-immigration
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>>72856653
you can lie about being 21 to strangers for at least 3 years after the fact
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>>72856695
>kissless virgin
>In United Kingdom

>kissless virgin
>In Italia, Spain, Portugal, France

etc etc

How does that even happen?
>>
>>72856695
haahahha holy fuck you're kidding right? no one in here is actually kissless

thats literally not even possible past the age of 18.
>>
>>72856653
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 23
>>
i'm 22 but could easily pass for 19 or less
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>>72856739
heh.... you just don't know how deep the rabbit hole goes kiddo....
>>
>>72856757
You poor lad
>>
does being fingered in the bum by a paki in a pub toilet count as losing one's virginity?
>>
>>72856543
maybe but its worked out well for me, from what I've seen philosophy takes a lot more intellectual rigour since you can't just simply study extra hard like some Asian.
I have a friend who is a STEMfag type and he sort of disgusts me a little with how binary his thought processes are.

all I can say is I enjoy how upset atheists get when their "pure reason" is challenged
>>72856564
how is atheism the most logical?
how can you be 100% sure of your own reason or experience?
>>
i'm 18 but could easily pass for a 4 or 5 year old child if i had a proper costume
>>
>>72856739

I stopped being kissless at 17 and even that was ridiculously late.
>>
does fingering a lad in the bum in a pub toilet count as losing one's virginity?
>>
I didn't lose my virginity until 36, and now we're married with 2 children
>>
>>72856779
I mean it's good to be grounded philosophically but the idea that you literally believe in a sky daddy who made the universe and still think you have some form of argument is bizarro
>>
>>72856797
>>72856797
>>72856797
>>72856797
>>72856797
>>
>>72856800
font
>>
Lost my virginity at 18 to my prom date during the after party
I also vomited on her tits after
>>
>>72856774
>>72856792
the answer to both of your questions is yes
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>>72856769
fuck off
>>
my dad never lost his virginity and i was conceived via brainwaves
>>
the wifes son lost his virginity before i did
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>>72856611
A lord has political power, state influence. Peasants are tied to the land and give a portion of the surplus labour produce to the lord in exchange for tenancy.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBZmYbfbEu0
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>>72856644
life's a bitch ya
>>
>>72856725
mommy issues.
>>
>>72856779
>how is atheism the most logical?
well atheism isn't even a thing firstly. you're either an agnostic atheist or a gnostic atheist.
the former states that ultimately nobody knows for sure currently but unless you can provide some robust evidence that isn't steeped in superstition then im going to stick to my credible and repeatable scientific observations as a tool to understand the universe, not what a priest alleges from a book written 2000 years ago.
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>>72855708
christ what the fuck is wrong with chinks. they're fucking animals. is this chinese or japanese?
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