>TFW no Russian Jew gf to crush my balls and spit on me

same except the jew part

>>72854815
How do get one?

>>72854856
If I knew i'd have one

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>tfw no early 20th century Russian revolutionary dominant gf

>>72854945
let's brainstorm some ideas

>>72854959
What's the appeal here?

>>72854987
Smart, cute and dedicated

>>72855049
Dedicated to what

>>72855073
revolution

but also my penis, hopefully

>>72855173
Are you a virgin?

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>>72855238
Y-yes

>>72854987
chat up russian girls online (i've tried this but usually can't keep up the conversation)

>>72855287
What kind of revolution do you even want lol a gf revolution?

>>72854730
anon stop planting ideas in my mind

>>72855349
something that makes my life better

>>72855481
Wouldn't that have to be an inner revolution then? Are you a NEET?