/balk/

There's no god but Allah

real arvanite here. When will you stop using my heritage as a meme?

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>tfw no 500 posts

im big penis 18cm

>>72852875
everyone gets memed here

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>>72852873
>allah
>not Enki

Shouldve wait for the 500 posts

>>72852940
True my brother

>>72852957
>Le Allah is the moon god meme

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>>72852982

>le allah meme

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Wagies dont you need to sleep by now?

>>72853086
No

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all the balkan union/federation flags ive seen are awful, this one is ok though

>>72853086
jokes on you, I'm working

>>72853132
it looks a bit like Birdo or a seahorse in the thumbnail

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>>72853132
I like this one.

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two men shaking hands

manlet and ______?

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>You'll never be an Anatolian Ottoman Sipahi who owns a small town in Balkans
why even live

>>72853374
>Sipahi
>anatolian ottoman

Dude....

>>72853429
what?
By Anatolian I meant Turks in Anatolia. Only Turks could be Sipahi in the Ottoman Empire.

>>72853739
Nice

>>72853782
thx

>>72853739
I FUCKING KNEW IT

Borisov is a huge ally of Greece and that's why I support him

why did this thread die? last one was so fast

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>Allahu akbar kill whitey

>>72854036
Because the other posters failed the Ottoman DNA test and got their posting privileges revoked

>>72854374
or they all went to sleep because they are normie niggers

>>72854424
this, fuck normies

We know they are since /balk/ is barely alive every summer.

>>72854462
yeah fuck them. i hope their bosses are extra bitchy tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvGvqeN8J9c
here have some ottoman song

>>72854516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iASMFi1H8zw

>>72853132
It's shit. Any flag that has the silhouette of a country in it is automatically garbage.

where is the new fyrom bey oc, tomor? have you had the chance to work on that yet?

>>72853279
this guy is still our prime minister?

>>72855471
yes..

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>Tomorrow is squat/deadlift day

>>72855529
how many times are you going to post that, dumb normie? kys

>>72855573
what else is to post?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E04CIdkRYhI

>>72855596
anything thats not normie related.

i am 195 cm btw

>>72855631
http://www.thestival.gr/society/police/item/301725-prin-ligo-arnithikan-na-plirosoun-ki-ekanan-lampogyalo-mparaki-sto-kentro-tis-thessalonikis-foto

#refugeeswelcome

>>72855709
translation

two sandniggers were drinking in a bar in thessaloniki, when asked to paid they smashed the place and left

>>72855529
ΑΚΟΜΑ ΔΕΝ ΚΟΙΜΑΣΑΙ?.

>>72855831
exo iperedasi

>>72855837
me epiase o lemos mou apo tin ksafniki alagi tou kairou
kai leo na pao na fao tpt apekso giati kano cutting

>>72855837
έλεος λολ

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Anyone else ever notice this?

>>72855897
ti na fao

>>72855959
τοσταkια (οχι 10)

>>72856095
pira ena tost kai ena krouasan aladikon

>>72856438
που στο πέος τα βρήkες ανοιkτά τέτοια ώρα;

I miss multicultural Turkey

DEATH TO WHITES
DEATH TO EUROPE
DEATH TO THE WEST

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i just read the entire old thread thinking it was active as fuck tonight and i got excited and ready to post when i scrolled to the bottom and realized it was 5+ hours ago

>>72858382
thats normies for you bro. fuck them

AYIP YATAKTA OLUR KRDŞ XDDD

I am born in Balkan (Sarajevo) can get my Bosnian passport and Serbian passport easily. But that won't do me any good. I want to live and work in Europe (EU). What are some ways I can maybe fake that my grandfather was Croatian or something? So I can get the passport and work in the EU??

My name can pass as Croatian!

Please help!

Need to leave this depressing shit hole!

>>72858709
we are full leaf

>>72858727
No memes. Need legit advice lol.

>>72858709
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

aca matamos EL croRATA seniores

>>72858738
you are better off posting in /yugo/ then. with the exception of macedonians and some albanians there are no yugo posters in here so we can't really help you. but i'd suggest you to wait few hours as its currently 4:39 am and not many people are online

>>72858798
Mersi bratkoooo

I learned Bulgarian here with my ex btw.

But ya thanks man


Leka.

>>72858827
leka lol

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zdr ko pr

>>72853279
gorilla apparently

DEATH TO WHITES
DEATH TO EUROPE
DEATH TO THE WEST

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Morning

>>72858709
say you're croat from bosnia or something i don't know, maybe it'll work

try to find an ancestor was born or lived in sarajevo when it was part of the NDH, this might also work

>>72858709
Passport free travel to the EU is coming soon so you can probably just wait.

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lol shitfian bikepaths

>>72858709
Say you are Macedonian and get a BG passport

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http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showpost.php?p=139160969&postcount=2569

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTXDCh2YiA

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Shitfian urban planning lmao

They use curvy lines to put graffiti on the floor and call it a bike path

How was your morning /balk/?

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Literally put a graffiti line on a pavement that wasn't meant for it, didn't remove side objects, just straight up drew that and left it

Is everyone in shitfia a brain dead idiot that does the bare minimum?

>>72852783
Check out this new Balkan Documentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8

It's pretty interesting

>>72864804
Such trolleys dont exist since 3 years though.

>>72864861
I'm on phone data what's it talk about?

>>72864845
Went for a nice leisurely 100km drive from my hometown to the office, I'm pumped.

>>72864846
Nigger its a city constructed for 700.000 and with 2.5 daily inhabitants, what do you expect?
We will be #1, give us time

>>72864900
>2.5M
lol no, it's just that the city authorities are inefficient as fuck

>>72864930
Ask all the provincials where they are registered. Most at their original place of birth and not in Sofia.
Add to that the people coming daily in for work.

>>72864898
Must be nice, i still have to get on with the hour change, almost ended up being late.

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feels comfy, desu

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Bike paths in Shitfia - can't see em

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No markings you can't even tell where it is

Shitfians put christmas trees on their bike paths

>>72864894
>I'm on phone data what's it talk about?

It's about the History of the Serbs, but also discusses the origin of the Croats, Bosniaks, and Bulgarians as well as Proto-indoeuropeans

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Our U19 qualified for the European Championship after beating Denmark, France, Bosna, and Portugal. Wtf

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Drive a bike in shitfia

GET HIT

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Sinking bike paths in Shitfia

Not even marked. If you don't sink, you get hit by a car.

>>72865007
Might watch it later, as long as it isn't something like "Serbians oldest race in Europe" or like that.

>>72864969
Congrats man, im due in 3 months from now. So god will.

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>>72865045
Here you have a dedicated new pavement, more space AND it's marked so cars can't hit you by accident

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Shitfian pavements

Around shitfian infrastructure never relax

>>72865059
thanks flagfag
how do you coop with the pressure? me, last month - not very well

wish your wifu a easy delivery, btw

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They got this one right

Still - metal containers, so 2007

>>72864969
yay congrats

>>72865097
Pressure in terms of wife making scandals for every shit possible? Ive been through worse desu.
I just hope everything goes well. Where did she deliver and can you recommend the place, we didnt decide yet. On one hand you have fancy hospitals but in the shitty ones are apparently the most experienced doctors.

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Drive in shitfia

One side get hit by a car

Other side get hit by a metal container

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>>72865094
Nigga it's a fucking Bycicle path not Donald Trump's gold-plated stroller road.

eheheheheh EU funds coming in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8arK71GvUZ4

http://telegraf.mk/ns-newsarticle-uzivane-da-se-vozi-reportaza-od-avtopatot-demir-kapija--smokvica-foto.nspx

>>72865179
well fyrombei has a point, the infrastructure in some parts of Sofia is very run-down. while the city undoubtedly has much more wealth than that provincial shithole Skopje, for some reason people are fine with broken pavement and 50yo facades. it's a mystery, hopefully one that will start to disappear.

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Be Skopian - have no canalisation - drown

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Be Skopian - stop for a second to smoke one - drown

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Now we are Bulgaria

>>72865231
>>72865252
kek I knew you were triggered but refrained from posting

you burst very fast

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Be skopian - go to sleep - never wake up

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Be skopian - have the biggest outdoor swimming pool in the world

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Muhahahahahahah

Tatars we benefit from EU and we are not even in it, while you'll take refugees

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We need those barriers very much

Just fucking rename this general to /Bulg/
Only vulgarians here now

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>>72865342
This you need even more

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>>72865226
>while the city undoubtedly has much more wealth

Sure it does gypsy

Your shithole is poor as fuck and it's not a conspiracy

>>72865345
we need to maintain the illusion of pan-Balkan brotherhood while we take over culturally

>>72865387
*pulls up made up news statistics where shitfians make 33k to damage control being poor*

lmao

What does fyrombey compensate for ?
Small dick Albanian rape ?
Poor neet with nothing to do ?
I fell sad for him.
Fyrombey if you are ever in central bg hit me up, will try to pull you form the hole.

>>72865405
>>72865387
Nobody has to prove anything to you, we all know were better :D

Its just funny seeing you sperg my butthurt friend

>>72865439
His 1.60m height

>>72865439
I think it has to do with the fact they're a meme gone too far and want some form of validation.

>>72865439
I think he's triggered because next year we'll be a Very High HDI country while Macedonia will stillbe below literal starving shitholes with no toilet paper like Venezuela

>>72865495
Chances are Macedonia has a very high HDI as well next year, once we took them over.

>>72865387

In three years the avarage wage here had risen with 12.82 % setting us in 4th place in salary growth in the EU. Give us few years and come back.

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>>72865439
>What does fyrombey compensate for

Nothing. We are clearly superior and I'm just pointing that out to you.

This triggers your board because you realize I'm not an idiot but it's objectively true.

Funny how they build now all the shit that was on hold because we're having the EU councils next year. Even the bridge connecting Brussels blvd. and Terminal 2.

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>>72865569
It fries your Shitfian brain

>>72865556
The apartment prices and the bike paths are the only stats he has. HDI, GDP per capita, no chance in anything important, so there you go with apartment prices as ultimate proof :D

>>72865569
i dont rely give a shit firombey I can live anywhere I want in the EU but i still live here.
And all the EU is better no questions about that.
Your posting is just sad, and annoying.

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>>72865471
Yeah I'm 1.6 poor, from cair, or aerodrom gazi baba ohrid. I'm also serbian and albanian at the same time.

Those are all true except Sofia is not a poor shithole, that one is false.

it's good that Skopje has nice bikepaths,makes going to the mosque much more pleasant. Although chances are there's a mosque within walking distance wherever you are anyway

Bчepa вмecтo шoyтo нa Cлaви имaшe пoвтopeниe c нaдпиc:
>"Плaниpaният зa днec eпизoд нямa дa бъдe излъчeн, пopaди нecъoтвeтcтвиe cъc cтaндapтитe зa тeлeвизиoннo cъдъpжaниe"

Hякaкви идeи кaквo тoчнo ce e cлyчвaлo в тoзи eпизoд, кoйтo зaбpaнявaт?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>This is his capital

>>72865617
I dont care. I love my Sofia. My city is richer and better than your whole non-country, no bike path pic or commie block picture will change it. We are superior and continue to make the difference bigger. Suck in our dust, poorfag.

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I'm fucking dying

Holy fuck HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>72865627
What are we even talking about here, its like the difference between Sofia and Berlin.

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The fucking bike path leads to a bus post

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Be shitfian

Get hit from a giant rock your city planted to kill you

>>72865702
the wall should have been on the western border, when the Albos take over I don't want any fyromite reffos

>>72865439
It's that autism-inducing substance that they purposefully put in all drinking water sources in Fyrom.

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>>72865569

you live in a fucking bubble,

If you fixate on a single anecdotal evidence to base you conclusions on, rather on verifiable statistics you will inevitably be proven wrong by them.

Macedonia is developing alright, but shouting at us to cover up your insecurities makes you look petty and trivial.

>>72865641
Slavi e napravil shitstorm za izborite i e pital neshto za referenduma

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>Be Shitfian
>Get hit by a car

>>72865641
Cлaви пoчнa дa ce peпчи нa дeпyтaтитe и явнo нa бтв им e пиcнaлo вeчe

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Holy fuck this is in central Shitfia

Fucking Shitfians never fail to deliver epic fails

Their whole city is an epic fail

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They built it on top of a sewer shaft

top kek that's fitting synonym for the infrastructure level of shitfia

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Does this bike alley autist even ride a bike?

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Shitfian bikers reported SINKING

HASHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

manlet rage is truly something to behold. You can tell it's height insecurity and not povery because other poor nations don't shitpost like that

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Be Shitfian

Drive into a metal container and bust your head

The concussion makes you believe you don't live in a shithole

>>72865862
he can't reach the pedals.Probably rides one of those plastic 3-wheelers for kids

>>72865862

ours look objectively better

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>>72865905
This image should be called "Bulgaria"

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>Return to balk after a few months absence
>Bulgars and makes still at it

Anyone else remember when this general wasn't just balkan butthurt?

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>>72865927
top kek

>>72865147
>Pressure in terms of wife making scandals for every shit possible?
kek, no i mean pressure about she start having contractions and shit. I was shitting the sheets for weeks expecting it will be some emergency and in the end, it wasn't that bad

wife delivered in мaйчин дoм (gypsy's choice), doctors and nurses were top and very kind. the surgery is after full reconditioning and it was clean af.

there's "day of the open doors", you two should visit it and see it for yourself

Хapaлaмби e нaй-apийcкoтo имe, кoeтo eдин чoвeк мoжe дa имa тбх

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>>72865926
I thought they spell it "Caмoил" in there, did they change their minds?

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How do Shitfians make bike paths?

They select a straight line where the pavement is not broken, mark it around the edges and call it a bike path.

>>72865942
This is the biggest proof that FYROMovians are actually Bulgarians. No other people are capable of such weaponized autism.

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Drive your bike in Shitfia

Hit a tree

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>Be Shitfian pedestrian
>Pavement is taken by cars
>Have to pick between walking in mud or the bike path
>Pick the wet bike path
>Biker hits you and you fall in the mud

Average day in a Shitfian's life

>>72865641
Cикaджиятa Бoкo Tиквyн вeчe взeмa влacттa, кaквo oчaквaш?

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>Be Shitfian
>Ride your bike
>Fall in a river of shit

>>72865641
B нeтa някъдe имa ли гo дa гo глeдaм ?

>>72865947
But isnt мaйчин дoм shitty as a place itself?
Is it clean and good?

>>72866093
This is wet cement, anon. And the fence is strictly there to prevent you from falling.

>>72866109
How would it be online, when it wasn't aired for anyone to capture it on their TV?
Unless Slavi himself leaks it, and that would cost him a lot of court time, we won't see it.

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LOL tell me this is fake

Wait it's in Shifia

>>72866118
>Is it clean and good?
told you, the surgeries are brand spanking new.
the after-sergery rooms are meh, but it's really clean

>>72865942
Tbh, the thread would still be fine if Fyrie wasn't so obsessed with bike paths.

>>72866164
Ok, thanks. I will take a look.
Did you drive her there when the contractions set in or did you get an ambulance or family member driving you? I am asking because I am not sure how id perform under such a stress.

>>72866132
I don't even see the issue here tbqh.

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Shitfian bike "paths" can be cut with a plastic knife lmao

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How to fix Shitifan bike paths?

Spray paint them with a power washer.

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top kek this is how Shitfians ride to work

>>72866189
The path lines are somewhat scrambled and the car on the left is on the lines, but nothing a experienced driver can't figure out.

>>72866217

I have the creeping suspicion you drive bike to school and take pictures of bike lanes in the process. No sane person with a job would do this.

>>72866238
>job
he's clearly unemployed

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At the Shitfia municipality HQ

Q: How do we fix Shitfian decaying infrastructure?
A: Let's put crayons on it

>>72866238
Those are images from Google, how would a Skopje citizen drive to school in Sofia?

>>72866262
He has jobs from time to time but not for long apparently.

same shit different day

good old /balk/

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oh no it's another "fyrombey the NEET has to feel superior to someone, but the only thing he's superior to is dirt on the road, so he picks bike paths" episode

>>72866238
Oh wait, he is actually just cherry picking from this thread

http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=1509877

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>>72866238
If I was in Shitfia I would ride this

It's the only way to make it through your bike paths

>>72866304
you'd only ride a bike in Sofia if you had a death wish

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>Be Shitfian
>Drive into a newsstand

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Shifrian biking competition:

Who can jump from the barrier and land in the rocks safely gets the tender for fixing it with crayons

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>>72866296
I mean he has no history, culture, language or any actual heritage, let him be proud of something at least.

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At the Shitfian major offices

-How do we construct new bike paths?
-Let's use cardboard and glue
-Genius!

>>72866370

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>>72866413
This is a description I would use for shiptars

Spot on

>>72866413
lol good job you triggered him

now Iki's thread gets no replies

this is too funny

>>72866517
I gave him one

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>>72866500
It's funny when a shiptar tells you you have no heritage and he's a roach whose whole national identity is based on myths

On another note most of the tatar medieval heritage is kept here, the shit you have in plovdiv is greek

>>72866525
idiot

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>>72866472
"Macedonia" is a creation of the 20th century. There hasn't been a indipendent Macedonian nation, kingdom, principality or State for more than a millennia and a half, and while we went from one empire to the other, we had our constant spergouts that show us in historical maps. You one the other hand, appear for the first time in a postcard, carefully baptized as Vardarska.

>>72866186
>Did you drive her there when the contractions set in or did you get an ambulance or family member driving you?
>tfw no driving license masterrace
my sis picked us

>>72866586
We are bulgarians you epic fucking idiot

Or you're pretending you don't understand that to divert from not having proof of existence/heritage older than the 11th century?

>>72866596
Why not? Missed out when 18 and now its hard to catch up?

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>>72866500
>I've called the wrath of Fyrombey

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Dammit, I wanted to post some of those bad bike alley pictures, and this is the FOURTH one I try, they are all duplicates.
I think Fyrombey actually got them all.

>>72866629
yea, pretty much
when i was 18 i wanted to get the license, but didn't have the money for the car and gas afterwards, and didn't want to be financial anchor to my parents necks (you know, the beginning of the 2000's)
now i have enough money, but don't want to look autistic 30yo idiot, taking driving lessons for the first time

in the end i am a 30yo autist with no driving license

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>>72866625
>We is Bulgarians
>But we is Macedonians
>But we is also Hellenic
>But fuq Bulgarians and Greeks

Hey guys I wanna go on vacation in Greece in August with le gf xDDDDDD.

Where should I go(btw im driving so better not be somewhere very far)

>>72866694
Nigga don't worry about it, a few years ago when i was taking lessons there was a 48 year old woman in my class.

>>72866721
Just check where the rapefugees are landing and don't go there.

>>72866132
Hey atleast we have roads, its not like macedonia where 90% of the infrastructure are mudshit dirt roads.

>>72866721
Thessaloniki was nice, though i didn't get to see much outside the city because i worked there.

>>72866721
Mount Athos

>>72866694
Yeah but if you dont do it now it gets weirder and weirder, better go for it now. I wouldnt give a shit about the others either.

>>72866625
>you have no history, you didn't exist 100 years ago
>we have history, wewuz bulgarians n sheit
>hey fyromian ur bulgarian
>no we wuzun't tatar, wewuz ancient macedonians

the eternal fyromian will shapeshift whenever it suits him

>>72866752
>>72866825
plan is to start this year, but we'll see...

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>>72866932
funny, that's what women do all the time

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>>72866932
THEY ARE THE REAL BULGARIANS YOU ARE JUST TATAR AND TURKISH INVADERS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY THEIR IDENTITY

>>72867007
>tfw alexander the macedonian is a real bulgarian
>tfw the real bulgarian empire stretched from modern-day fyromistan to india

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>>72867034
>Alexander's symbol was a golden lion
>It Was actually the Bulgarian Empire

>30yo autist with no driving license pe 4chan
Ce subreddit de ratați :))))))))))))))))))))))

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>>72867106
WEWUZ

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Anyone have more of these btw?

>>72867662
yes over @ >>>/reddit/

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>>72867711
Been there, done that. How are things over there.

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>>72867662
those are plepit tier. polandball is ded.
ancap ball is the new rage.

>>72867743
I just like cute stuff desu ne

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>>72867662

>>72867785
>implying t*rks are not bro tier

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>>72867931
go kiss a t*rk you traitor

>>72867948
this

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did this nigga just invent a whole new kind of hand hover? THE PREMATURE WRAPAROUND

>>72868184
>when you treat women literally the same way as you do men

>>72867948
BTFO
T
F
O

>>72867507
The dude on the right is kinda faking it.

>>72868321
That's the greek way.

>>72867828

Reminder.

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r8 OC

>>72868892
Ъгъл пъдпъдък дъбъчъ.

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Friendly banter with our beloved leader

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>>72869017

https://translate.google.com/#ro/en/Facebook

>ROMAnians read it as "fatchebook"
ROMAnians xplain you are selves

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>>72868852
What's cool about this is this place has been used as grandstands for the norisring motor racing street track

>>72869121
Dear Leader shits pure plutonium.

How much euro is it to fuck in a brothel in bulgaria?

>>72869452
free for locals, including a beer on the house

>>72869452
2 euros, just like your mom's tariff

>>72869526
lol
i'm serious how much is it in bulgaria and in monkeydonia?
I want to compare

>>72869452
Bout 100 if you do not want those that bring seven years of good luck

>>72869452
Why would you go to a brothel?
Just look up some hookers online and visit them at their apartments.

>>72869599
100 euro?what the fuck?I though it was cheap

>>72869644
Got a site?

>>72869178
Fatche-faccia, latin for Face.

>>72869702
No, google a bit. I can't from the office.

>>72869702
gerb-partiq.bg

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>>72865758
>not using IMF data mapper to show the complete image with latest 2016 data

>>72869662
Meh if you want to dabble in murky gyppo waters be my guest.

>tfw another night I have to wait 1-2 hours to piss out everything and even after 2 hours I still feel that I have more to piss

>>72869576
There are no classic brothels here, its forbidden by law. A good call girl is around 100 eur, gypsies you can get also for 30-40

>B cнoщнoтo пpeдaвaнe нe e имaлo нищo paзличнo oт cтaндapтнoтo, кoeтo пpoизвeждaмe. Cнoщи oт диктop бeшe изчeтeнo пиcмo, cлeд тoвa имaшe изпълнeниe нa химнa oт зpитeлитe, кoитo пpиcъcтвaхa нa нaшия кoнцepт в Лoндoн
>Иcкaм дa cъм мнoгo тoчeн, имaшe изчитaнe нa пиcмoтo oт диктop. C нeгo cтe зaпoзнaти, мoжe дa гo видитe в интepнeт. Cлeд тoвa мoй aнoнc към диктopa, a пocлe химнът, кoйтo ce пee oт 15 хиляди дyши, cлeд тoвa aз кaзвaм, чe щe видитe aктьopcкaтa вeчep. Toвa e пpeдaвaнeтo, в нeгo нямa нищo дpyгo.
>Цeлият кaзyc ce cвъpзaн c изчитaнeтo нa пиcмoтo. Toвa e цeнзypa, зaщoтo c тoвa пиcмo нe нapyшaвaм никaкъв зaкoн, нитo мoя дoгoвop c bTV. Cпиpaни ca ни и дpyги пpeдaвaния, нe в тaзи тeлeвизия, нo и в тaзи тeлeвизия ce cлyчи. Toвa изглeждa нeлeпo.
>He e имaлo нищo пo-cпeциaлнo, ocвeн изчитaнeтo нa eднo пиcмo, кoeтo aз бях пycнaл пo-paнo и дopи бeшe кoмeнтиpaнo в нoвинитe нa bTV

t. slavi

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>>72867785
why do I have a boner right now?

>>72869760
30-40 for fucking gypsies?wtf?
Here is like 20 to fuck prime slav pussy

>>72869865
20 eur so 40lv. I dont know if theres smth you can get here for that, MAYBE some gypsy hooker from the street. I can just imagine what skanks you fuck over there

>ITT: How to get HIV and gonorrhea

>>>/pol/118637140
>>>/pol/118637825

wew lads
why do i keep giving /pol/ a chance when it always lets me down?

>>72870115
>leafposting

>>72869729

come on man, it's like kicking a puppy

http://store.steampowered.com/app/219640/
Chivarly free install it keep it forever

>>72870296
how long does it last

>>72870320
I think it ends today

>>72870320
Fucking install it NOW!!!

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>walk into a local shop
>cashier lady rushes to the cash register
>"good day young sir"
>з-здpacти
>buy my bag of chips
>"That will be 2.20 monopoly dollars"
>hand her the monies
>"goodbye sir"

w-what the fuck? Why was she so kind? Most cashiers look at me like I'm the devil while talking to the other cashiers about their period. Also why the fuck did she call me a young sir? What the fuck?

>>72870443
she got sex in the morning

>>72870443
She was ironic.

>>72870443
>young sir
i would like the translation of that please

also how old was she

>>72870477
this holy shit

some women are literally the devil incarnate if they don't have sex often

if i had to act as entitled as a female i'd be the next elliot rodger

>>72870497
"Mлaди гocпoдинe”

Looked 40+

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>>72870115
Never trust the words of the eternal leafaoman

Took an extensive walk in the city centre during lunch break, enjoyed a burger in the mild sun as well as a coffee and a cig. I felt reloaded, but I entered the office and its gone.

>>72870812
Go back to work, eubey

>>72870812
Do you eat on your own?

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>>72870812

>>72870950
Depends on how I feel like, sometimes I enjoy being alone, sometimes I go with colleagues. Depends.

>>72870988
>tfw sociable one day and reclusive the other
reee

>>72871004
Beautiful to walk through the park and the small streets whilst listening to music, observing the people whilst walking by. Could do this all day.

any Greek here?

>>72870296
based

you stoopid you stototostoopid
no im not
whats 9+10
21

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>>72871004
s-same here desu
I have no Idea how my friends still tolerate me дбч
Some days I would be normal, other times I would talk too much which results In either us having a lot of fun or it turns into a shitfest. Sometimes I'm reclusive and just sit on my phone while others talk. What's wrong with me? I tried going to a psychologist but stopped going because it was expensive and bullshit.

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Guten Tag balk
another great day today

>>72871377
Who the fuck are you?

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>>72871407

>>72871318
Everybody is different, theres no need for a psychologist. Sometimes people need to be alone, nothing bad with that desu.

>>72871377
SHITSKINNED

>>72871437
you mean JEWED, he's a Jude, wtf I hate Juden now.

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Greeks, what does AKOMA mean in Greek?

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>>72871420

>>72871496
still

>>72870812
did you considered the option to take "мaйчинcтвo" when your baby comes?
2 years of comfy and shit diapers VS 2 years of shit office job

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Isn't it a wonderful world?
Same place where people can look/be like pic related
or like this
>>72871377

>>72871800
what habinid?

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>>72871831

>>72871800
XHUST

>>72871910
XHËST*
C'mon it's even your fav sound ъ

>>72853132
Remove Transylvania first
We are not Balkan

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>>72871964

>>72871909
?

>>72871988
Thank you

>>72871988
also add Italy cause we're turning this shit balkan