Is there a nation, more stupid than the US of A?

>>72851044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_iT2kMfoEc

>>72851044
i am part of a church similar to the one in OP and i consider myself blessed. don't knock what you don't know, son

I'd prefer more jesus camps to twerking and drugs.

>>72851044
>@ kinds of people in the world
>People who love Jesus and people who don't
That is not very Christian to say.

How i wish evangelicals had stayed in USA instead of propagating to my continent.

We don't have Jesus camps here yet, but we already have creationists, televangelists and speaking-in-tongues loonies.

>>72851588
I think Jesus himself somewhere said "you are with me or against me".

Still, biblical cherry picking is essential to all Christian denominations.

>>72851705
>I think Jesus himself somewhere said "you are with me or against me".
LOL

>not a Southern Baptist
Watch yourself scum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFpnMLw_5G4

>>72851740
Matthew 12:30

"He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me, scattereth abroad"

>>72851705
>>72851740
>But Jesus said to him, “Do not stop him, for the one who is not against you is for you.”

>>72851044
>>72851829
Best one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg

>>72851636
>we already have creationists, televangelists and speaking-in-tongues loonies.
Yeah but they are always the poorest and uneducated so nobody takes them seriously

>>72852992
>Do you want to be on this house?
kek these people

>>72852992
Its trying to give them business secrets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqddxePKp4M

>>72852992
Skip to 10 and forward for the best part.

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>>72852992
No laughing matter, I'd be spooked too.

My buddy had a toy like pic related for years.
We knew each other since we were kids (our families used to be friends, now it's just pretty much me and him, his brother and his mother) and I saw this fucking thing working once. They bought it decades ago, we played with it, it shat the bed, tried changing the batteries, didn't work, we put old batteries back and stuck it on the closet.

They never threw it away, it was just standing on the top of the closet all dusty n sheeit for years (they're all sentimental people, no idea).


Few years ago his pops died of lung cancer (he was a heavy smoker).
Few months passed, eventually they all got over it.
So we are sitting in his house, watching a movie, eating a pizza, his moms in the kitchen and this fucking thing lights up on the top of the closet and starts spinning like its noone fucking business. And fast. Faster than I ever remember it spinning back when it actually fucking worked.
After a solid 30 seconds it shat the bed again and shut down.

Spooped me out like crazy.
Got on the chair, took it off the closet, flipped the switch, nothing happened.
Fucking haunted man