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"I can't think of a cool edition" edition
HAHA
First for 3D women are best
Fffffffff >>72850399
Nevykėlis
sixth for mūsų karalius
I am the new /balt/ superstar.
Thinking of that culture bois
It's 7:30am.
Time to get up, do a liquid shit, drink a coffee and do another liquid shit. I love png.
>>72850544
oh fug my tripcode has failed, it is all over now
>>72850544
*Blows up tripfag*
kms
Me and the blokes
>>72850654
now I'll never be a superstar
I fucking hate my life and job
>>72850773
Never give up on your dreams!
>>72850833
Ok, I'll just use my old one to reap the attention I crave.
>>72850890
good!
gay shit
3D women are NOT important
>>72850833
>>72851001
Very scandalous material!
>>72851023
Gay is not ok
How can 3D "women" even compete
>>72851209
that's what im tryna say
Hello boys and girls
>>72851101
DON"T WATCH EM!!!
oh look at me now I'm famous and recognisable
>>72851077
>>72851231
I like your kind of thinking.
mikotoposting is best posting
>>72851396
well you are me after all
to be famous with namefagging is easy
>>72851377
It's far to late for that
>>72851507
Proofs?
>>72851559
OH NO
You shouldn't have watched...
I'm sorry
nikoks vaizdialis
>>72851719
VERY cute
>>72851778
agree
>>72851710
We think the same, we both like anime and we are of the same blood.
I'm you and you are me. We are one.
namefagging is the new in-thing
tripfagging is 2016
>>72851866
lel failed with this namefagging shit
not used to this to be quite honest with you
>>72851866
>>72851926
Ha exposed.
>>72852036
I will still pretend to be you in ze future.
When everybody will forget this.
Thats right.
>>72852122
*šauna tau į veida*
>>72852227
WTF?
She should cry, not smile
>>72852227
negalima taip daryti
>>72852227
And?
>>72852313
Angels are dicks
>>72852340
Dabar žinosi, kad aš nejuokauju.
>>72852658
>Dabar žinosi, kad aš nejuokauju.
ha aš tik apsimečiau, kad verkiu
Now i probably look as annoying as mikoto.
namefagging and tripfagging makes you shitpost more.
SUN SHINING IN MY EYES
>>72852658
delete this
who remember this https://open.spotify.com/track/5SEPHn2kcrgsi1ilpPS9s3
always on tv3 commercials in mid 2000s
>>72852764
Tuoj tikrai verksi.
>>72853042
net juokas paėmė
I like to put "papa" in the namefield sometimes.
Doesn't really matter because everyone knows who I am anyway.
I'm flagtripping.
Sitting on the toilet half-blind and doing my second liquid shit for the day.
>>72853124
Patarčiau galvoti, ką sakai...
>>72853399
nu tu ir duodi bajerių
>>72853523
Visai nejuokinga
>>72853635
o man visai juokinga
>>72853741
Labanakt
>>72853827
labanakt
Never forget
>>72854097
Based Jew
>>72854097
Lol. If you can't simply hammer a nail how do you accomplish anything else that's physical? His hand/eye coordination and his strength must be complete dogshit.
At least he looks like he's having a lot of fun though!
gonna go for one of my infamous sleeps
I'm going now
don't you try and stop me with a (You) or anything
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=bvieJPw4c_E
cyclone debbie stream
suicidal vibes
I have arrived.
Wow
What should I have for breakfast ?
ehehehehehehheh
>>72856970
Kangaroo
*peaks in*
Haha what's going on in here??!!
*does a post*
>>72850375
Thanks, I saw that vid yesterday and wanted that image.
*parks into thread*
Keep an eye on my car lads, alright?
>>72858173
Don't you dare save that image it is property of /balt/ + /ausnz/
Im gonna get hit by cyclone Debbie on 30 mins. Pray for me.
>>72858252
RIP.
Hehe my fellow NEETs, let's take a moment to laugh at all the wageslaves who don't get to post in /balt/ at all hours of the day.
>>72859246
*does a post from work*
>>72859246
Posting is a full time job
>>72859246
Your poor parents.
>>72859649
What's inside the barrel m8?
>>72860082
Nitroglycerin. Just gotta roll it across the airport runway and taxiway and explode the international terminal.
If I'm not allowed to come home then no one else is allowed either.
>>72860134
*reports u to PNG police*
>>72860175
*bribes the png police*
5050 chance I might come home tomorrow though.
>>72860242
gl m8
Me on the left
(You) on the right
Doing a post
*distant sound of crickets chirping*
Hmm.
I want to serve Mikoto (the original) as a maid
What are you nibbas doing at this glorious day?
>>72861681
Looking at my grades and crying
>>72861728
Same 2bh, except looking at my future grades
>>72861681
I went into overdrive with chores and now i'm sitting back doing nothing
>>72861681
I've been laying on the lounge all day on my laptop. Just made a hot chip sandwich a few mins ago.
hmm, ahh yes
thanks
^
^
^
^
^
^
this guy is well
Holy fuck lads. Look at this cyclone live stream.
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=fqkp4RfEtgw
Morning, lads. So I had a crazy dream tonight. Thought I might share it with you.
>be me
>always on the move, running from someone or something
>stay at some isolated beach near the woods at one night
>out of nowhere a woman attacks me
>she tries to get some old photographs that I had for some reason
>I fend her off and get into the water
>she freaks out because the water might damage the photographs if I drop them
>she starts reasoning with me
>find out she has also been running from these "people"
>she tells me that the photographs have something to do with her past and those things that are chasing us
>decide to work together
>notice that someone is using flashlights in the woods
>ohshit.jpg
>start running
>these "people" notice us and start chasing us
>run 20 min for my life and start to get tired
>they are getting closer
>finally reach to some village
>found a restaurant that was open, got into it's bathroom and locked the door
>spent the night there
fast forward
>staying at some farmhouse with a nice family
>wake up in the middle of the night
>get some water
>there is no water coming out
>try the lights
>don't work also
>holyshittheyarehere.png
>scan the area near the farm from window
>they're about 30 meters away
>decide to run
>run for more than a half hour in a field
>look back and see the farmhouse on fire
From this point it kinda messy. There were some guys with fox masks, someone stole a little child, more running, someone got run over by a car and so on. Don't remember that very clearly though.
>>72862087
More intense than I expected 2bh, fuark.
unleash the lead from my pistol
its not fair
i found love
it made me say that
get back youll never
see daylight
if im not strong
it just might
>>72862190
>taking an image from /fit/ and renaming it to make it seem like you took the photo
lmao dude
>doesn't even deny it
>>72862249
actually its a whatsapp filename you anti social retard
>>72862560
t. shorty pretending to be tall
STOP WATCHING PORN
Stop exaggerating your height.
>>72862689
ive posted proof
go flaunt your insecurities somewhere else
>>72863069
this
feels good being 163
>>72863124
You probably posted a pic of someone you took from /fit/ lmoa.
>>72863160
no i posted a pic of my medical documents that showed that i am 199cm
with timestamp
>>72863193
Latvian centimeters are different from metric centimeters retard
icohherent post
not going to be replying anymore
>>72863193
what's the average height in latvia?
>>72863246
220Lcm (Latvian centimetres), which is about 180cm for those who don't know how to do the conversion.
i have arrived
>>72863246
google it
tallest women in the world anyway
http://www3.imperial.ac.uk/newsandeventspggrp/imperialcollege/newssummary/news_25-7-2016-18-41-53
heres an article
link to research also there
>>72863276
would 178 be considered short in there? i never thought that balts where so tall
>>72863260
so he is 300cm in colombian centimeters
>>72863326
yeah
that woult be the height of 3 of my girl classmates
THIS ISLAND IS A PRISON
>>72863423
A beautiful prison with nice women and good car laws.
Might make a visit in July for a ski trip.
>>72863551
>good car laws.
Compared to Australia?
Why does your government not trust you guys with fun toys?
>>72863423
thnx f4 missalice
>>72863614
Yeah compared to aus.
Dunno. A few retards ruin it for everyone. And the pollys think all Australians are retard bogans and try to protect us for ourselves.
Need to cull some of the dumbfucks from oz.
fever going down
sniffles getting weaker
>>72863696
Seems like a bit of an over reaction on the lawmakers part.
>>72863755
hope u get better.
gojira was a shit movie
>>72863877
the heck is this
mikoto you are gay I told you to stop watching porn
mikoto more like gaytoko
and remember people stop watching porn because you might end up like this guy.
Porn makes people degenerate.
>>72863693
Ah, so Mikoto visits the webcam porn sites also. Haha
its my goal body
>>72863965
>no clouds
>tfw going to get cancer this summer
>>72863999
excellent
lads
what did your period started?
>>72864052
bee safe
>be me
>driving on the freeway at 110kmh
>lady driving in front of me brakes hard
>i brake hard too and slow down just before i hit her
>2 seconds later i go flying forward because a p plater rammed into the back of me
>look past the car in front of me
>theres nothing there
>mfw she braked for no reason
>>72864181
did he has insurance?
>>72864236
so are you fucked then or is your insurance covering it?
I assume the lad behind you was found at fault
>>72864220
he drove off
Taco Tuesday night lads ?
>>72864274
not him lol
>>72864274
In Estonia if a driver without insurance (it's mandatory by law btw) causes an accident the victim will be compensated from a state fund for such happenings
>>72864311
is the driver reprimanded in anyway?
>>72864311
bravo
>>72864339
If he survives he gets cashed for it afterwards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAb3NVX4jWU&feature=youtu.be
me in the food court
Doing
A
Shit
Post
D.A.S.P.
xd
>>72864732
Good post
someone remind me, why am i lumped in with slavs?
>>72865025
No other general other than the Brits would have us.
i wish i was born in portsea!!!
>>72865025
>slavs
*Balto-Slavs
get it right tard
>>72865131
Balts*
you ungreatful swine
cofe time
>>72865596
how is your english
>>72865613
When I visit english.. and I.. take.. umm.. when im ordder cofe.. car.. aaahh-aa carstations yes.
i wish i was born in 1850s portsea island
>>72865777
kaksoispiste d
Take the red pill and see how far the rabbit hole goes
>>72866088
>>72866088
what flavour is it
>>72866088
*rams pill up butt*
>>72866088
No thank you, I want to live blissfully ignorant.
>start up new Dark Souls 3 DLC
>get kicked to start menu for low FPS
Just came back from the eye specialist. My double vision can't be fixed by medication.
I have to wear an eye patch while it fixes itself. I takes 4-6 WEEKS!
>>72866470
what gfx card?
>>72866486
ARRRRRRR MATEY!
>>72866492
GTX950. It's my laptop that I'm stuck with until I can get money for a proper desktop PC.
>>72866486
rofl
>>72866486
This is your life now.
You must round up some locals, steal a boat and raid freighter ships for a living.
>>72866535
>>72866523
I'll probably look retarded but it's better than the dizziness and headaches I get from using both my eyes.
>>72866592
I just need to think of a cool pirate name now!
Also I saw some Maoris at the hospital. I sat near them and listened to their accents. Sort of made me feel at home.
Lmao lithuanians are serial killers
I fucking knew it
I'm leaving the house tomorrow. First time in 5 days.
>>72866740
first they steal tractors
and now the steal lives
MADNESS!!
>>72866742
Brave man.
>>72866685
>Also I saw some Maoris at the hospital. I sat near them and listened to their accents. Sort of made me feel at home.
This made me chuckle.
Are there much Maoris where you live in Aus?
>>72866685
One eye on the ship
>>72866748
They can't keep getting away with it!
>>72866810
a containment wall should be erected to lock away the lithu menace
>>72866828
It must be done urgently!
Bravo Estonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HbjF-XVOmM
>>72866974
that is heavily skewed by puppan
>>72866974
Thank that one dota guy who is in the top 10 in all of esports earnings.
>>72866974
only reason why you are so dark blue is pewdiepie. 1 man country
>>72866974
I too dream of becoming an electronic athlete.
>>72867031
its all from a doter 2 team
don't know why denmark is high though
>>72866974
>e"""""""Sports""""""""
>>72866794
Yeah a couple I guess, but it was more the fact it was a familiar accent to me. Because I really only speak with a South African, a Dane, an Englishman, Spaniards, South Americans and PNG natives.
>>72866799
I can't watch the ship when I'm checking your dubs.
>>72867031
>totally not because swedes dominated csgo from 2012-early 2016
Not to mention 1.6
>>72867040
Are you good?
>>72867104
No. I don't play online games much since I have no one to play anything with and playing with randoms is very unpleasant.
>>72867080
1.6 pays out way too low, its only recently actual real life big moneys is given away, you can change the map to dota and more recent CSGO comps
>>72867146
I see
>>72866527
It's GTX 950m u simpleton, not GTX 950
>>72867251
no bully
>>72866974
>Latvia
>>72867615
B E L A R U S
>>72867705
Yes hello
>>72867065
(((stein)))
>>72867615
I read online that Latvians don't seem to think much about sports in any regard and not competitive in nature.
What do they usually focus on?
>>72867921
most popular game in latvia today
>>72867921
Potato
>>72867979
Really? That's pretty old school.
>>72867985
I like potato
>>72867755
I-I don't know what to say. I didn't expect a reply.
>>72867780
What's wrong?
>>72867999
yeah latvia is still stuck in 1990s
>>72867921
>What do they usually focus on?
SS marches
>>72868031
*teleports behind you*
*unzips (you)*
>>72868031
(((gold)))(((pirate hiding treasures)))(((blum)))(((stein)))
im sure its merely a coincidence
I love you sad estonian anon! Today is a sunny day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo4aaZ5EWJI
Syria?Africa?Detroit?Any other 3rd world shithole place? Nah its ostralia mate. ozzy ozzy ozzy oy oy oy
>>72868142
You are very persistent, but you've made your point, you can stop.
>>72868116
Oy vey, I hope you're not being antisemitic.
b
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r
r
u
s
s
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>>72868641
>>72868611
DELET
epic
:^)
hello
>>72868689
/malt/
>>72868689
Hello.
>>72868689
labas malta mėsa
>>72868769
Whats up m80?
How you been?
Hmmm iOS 10.3 taking a while to download.
>>72868689
Hmmm...
Anyone else here have children?
>>72868916
dunno lol
>>72868916
Imagine having a dad who shitposts on mongolian carpetweaving forums.
>>72868833
nice blog
I have arrived
I will build the wall and the criminalthuanians will pay for it!
cofe teim
I wish it was morning so I could partake in coffee time. :^(
Really want that fresh, hot coffee taste rn.
>>72850375
el boliviANO seniores
>>72850399
DEVUELVANME EL MAR.
DEBO PROGRESAR
Got a haircut today. I fucking love my regular barber, this one time he was replaced by some fat bitch who couldn't stop chatting
>>72871104
>I fucking love my regular barber
you gonna marry him?
>>72871258
No I love him like a man loves a good Cuban cigar
Lads, I lost everything. Help me get another reaction image folder going?
i have arrived
>>72871283
but I'm a man and I don't love cigars at all.
well anyway I get it
...I get it that you are gay.
I got ya real good mate
Labas rytas, draugai!
>>72871633
Labas, mano drauge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xcCxHv3sdw
>doctor asked about my sex life
>told her that Im sexually active
>I'm actually not
>>72871928
should have said that you are sexually active with her mom
>>72850602
>Time to get up, do a liquid shit
>Daily struggles of an Aussie in PNG
I thought everybody knew you don't drink the tapwater.
>>72871283
That's a gay reference...
>>72872129
>14 hours.
Wew old thread
Yeah, but I still eat the food which is probably prepared with the tap water. Not my worst case of the liquid sitdown that's for sure.
>>72871292
Anyone know if there's any more live streams of the cyclone ?
>>72872289
How often do you get it there?
>>72872443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHxi-HSgNPc
>>72872464
At least once a month.
I once had an intestinal parasite and had diarrhoea for 3.5 weeks.
>>72872568
Remind me why you're there again.
>>72872600
Installing shit to make the airplanes in the sky a bit safer.
>>72872690
Do the locals fuck up the work much?
G'night mateys!
Arrrrgh, I need me some good rest.
>>72872761
Ask the Damn time! They never fucking quit.
>>72872869
what is this autismus?
whoosup B!
>live in third world cunt
>have diarrhea all the time
poopua confirmed
i BUST NUT
AAaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
most blonde people i've met were retards
>>72873257
same here
>>72873257
>>72873304
>having nigger hair
>>72873537
ur mum is a nigger bitch asshole homofag
sup homos
>>72873537
lol
>>72873713
funny pic lmao
YOUR MOTHER
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
would you put a live rat into your asshole for 10 million?
>>72873803
if it's a baby rat then yes
>>72873864
haha homo
me
>>72873713
>eternal defenders
when you didn't stop roach expanse
>>72874022
when?*
>>72874022
>calls other people unworthy of being called defenders
>instantly succumbs to communism
bravo
>>72874220
>comparing Lithuania and the USSR to the Roman Empire and a bunch of Arab niggers
Hmmm.
If I don't get dubs I'm going to bed.
>>72874366
Fuck my life I'm tired
>>72874220
>whole balkans and greece under roach control
how could 'romans' let this happen
>>72874406
lemme help you
if I don't get dubs then you can go to bed
Rolling for a friend don't mind me
>>72874502
Thank you, goodnight
>>72874560
goodnight
Fuck im tweaked out
>>72874670
thanks
Off to bed I go also.
>>72874702
I drank 4 cans of redbull str8 and I'm shaking rn
>>72874883
Pulling an all-nighter or something?
>>72874883
That was pretty stupid m8.
>>72874941
Yes I have way too much shit to do
>>72874970
Probably yes. I think people thought I was addicted to drugs or sth
>writes israel's national anthem
>next anthem is soviet anthem
coincidence ?
>>72875183
listen* not writes
>>72875183
>>72875217
yes, coincidence
>>72875274
>>72875274
>>72875274
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