/cum/: ...edition

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FUCK /CUM/

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gf just sent me this

probably the best UMVC3 player in this thread

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BOO!

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average yank

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Why are you all so fucking GAY?

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probably the best tr4sh player in this thread

>>72849115
looks like the phone is slowly eating her face

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>>72849135
AHH!

>>72849066
That's literally me but I have hobbies and I'm against suicide

Also I'm somewhat attractive and not a beta (at least not around other men).

give me one reason to leave california

ayo hol up imma be a white boi real quick aight! ahem...

>mom! where is my anime bodypillow you fucking bitch! we were supposed to eat tendies right now. dont make me shoot up the school! i dont care that i am 25

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>>72849222

>wazoo means anus
wtf

>>72849058

:^] I knew you couldn't do it! Bad job.

Jon you fucking faggot get back to your homework

>>72849279
>tfw your name is faggot

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*flashes his abs in front of your gf*

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Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qitāli ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-bayn āqtiḥāmi yubīd aṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

Bih ʻazz dīnī wa-dall al-buġāh
Fa-yā qawmī hubbuwā li-darbi al-kumāh
Fa-'imā ḥayāt'un tasuru al-hudỳ
Wa-'ima mamāt'un yuġīṭ al-ʻadāh
Wa-'ima mamāt'un yuġīṭ al-ʻadāh

Fa-qum yā akhaỳ li-darbi an-najāh
Li-damṣỳ sawyāan naṣudu al-ġuzāh
Wa-narfaʼ majda wa-nuʼlỳ jibāh
Ābat 'an taḏ'inla li-ġaīri Al-'Ilāhi
Ābat 'an taḏ'inla li-ġaīri Al-'Ilāhi

>>72849230
>a rude swede
What will god think up next?

O, I wish I was in the land of cotton Old times there are not forgotten Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. In Dixie Land where I was born in Early on one frosty mornin' Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. Chorus: O, I wish I was in Dixie! Hooray! Hooray! In Dixie Land I'll take my stand To live and die in Dixie Away, away, Away down south in Dixie! Old Missus marry Will, the weaver, William was a gay deceiver Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. But when he put his arm around her He smiled as fierce as a forty pounder Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. Chorus: O, I wish I was in Dixie! Hooray! Hooray! In Dixie Land I'll take my stand To live and die in Dixie Away, away, Away down south in Dixie! His face was sharp as a butcher's cleaver But that did not seem to grieve her Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. Old Missus acted the foolish part And died for a man that broke her heart Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. Chorus: O, I wish I was in Dixie! Hooray! Hooray! In Dixie Land I'll take my stand To live and die in Dixie Away, away, Away down south in Dixie!

just got back from the ol' store

>>72849222
Gives all its money to flyover states and is the powehouse keeping hick states alive

>>72849452
The weed store ;>?

There are too many CHIs north of the Rio Grande.

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*vapes in front of your gf*

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*tunes my lute*

To aske for all thy love, and thy whole heart t’were madnesse,
I doe not sue,
nor can admit
(Fairest) from you
to have all, yet
who giveth all hath nothing to impart, but sadnesse.

He that receiveth all, can have no more then seeing.
My Love by length
of every houre,
Gathers new strength,
new growth, new flower.
You must have daily new rewards in store, still being.

You cannot every day give me your heart for merit:
Yet if you will,
when yours doth goe,
You shall have still
one to bestow:
For you shall mine when yours doth [hence de -] part inherit.

Yet if you please, Ile finde a better way, then change them:
For so alone
dearest we shall
Be one and one,
anothers all -
Let us so joyne our hearts that nothing may estrange them.

HANG YANKS
https://youtu.be/yKih6b7IssA
Southern independence when?

*vapes in a no smoking area*

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I shame at mine unworthiness,
yet fain would be at one with Thee:
Thou art a joy in heaviness,
a succour in necessity.

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>>72849593
Under British Control Of Course

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fuck off britsharts

>>72849593
>>72849627
a little rood desu

>>72849627
Of course
>>72849691
Not until you lads fuck off from brit

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>>72849593
>>72849627
>tfw my ancestors shot lobsterbacks in the 18th century and graybacks in the 19th century

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basquiat mixed with monet when that heron in me

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Go crystal tears, like to the morning showers,
And sweetly weep into thy lady's breast.
And as the dews revive the drooping flow'rs.
So let your drops of pity be address'd
To quicken up the thoughts of my desert,
Which sleeps too sound whilst I from her depart.

Haste, restless sighs, and let your burning breath
Dissolve the ice of her indurate heart,
Whose frozen rigour, like forgetful Death,
Feels never any touch of my desert,
Yet sighs and tears to her I sacrifice
Both from a spotless heart and patient eyes.

>>72849066
Anyone from Ohio. I may have some questions.

>>72849725
no deal

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>>72849726
>tfw my ancestors roasted yours alive

>Hot ass girl passes by me while I'm at the corner store
>She's smoking a joint while not giving a fuck
woah

>>72849518
uh no i have a years supply of weed courtesy of weedman

>>72849783
>implying any of my ancestors would ever set foot in the shithole that is DC

>>72849726
We're coming back for the thirteen colonies bucko

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average yankshart

>>72849783
>tfw my ancestors stole your ancestors territory and shot them

His golden locks Time hath to silver turned.
O Time too swift, O swiftness never ceasing:
His youth 'gainst Time and Age hath ever spurned,
But spurned in vain; youth waneth by increasing.
Beauty, strength, youth are flowers but fading seen;
Duty, faith, love are roots, and ever green.

His helmet now shall make a hive for bees,
And lovers' sonnets turn to holy psalms.
A man at arms must now serve on his knees,
And feed on prayers which are Age's alms.
But though from Court to cottage he depart,
His Saint is sure of his unspotted heart.

And when he saddest sits in homely cell,
He'll teach his swains this carol for a song:
Blest be the hearts that wish my Sov'reign well.
Curst be the soul that think her [him] any wrong.
Goddess [Ye gods], allow this aged man his right
To be your beadsman now, that was your knight.

>>72849813
Do you live in Mexico City?
>>72849854
>>72849861
Your flag is triggering to me. I just fell in love with this qt British girl and she told me she only sees me as a friend. fml

got a boner when the milf hairdresser rinsed my hair buds

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>>72849870
>>72849853
>tfw my ancestors enslaved then shot yours and their children

Feels Good

>>72849853
>t. New Mexican

>Be Br*t
>burn some buildings in Washington DC
>get 7 casualties while the Americans get zero
>>72849925
>tfw your ancestors didn't do that because they come from Pakistan

brits are too poor to afford microwaves

>>72849894
You will NEVER have a british gf :^)
>>72849954
>xd paki
Amazing banter from the y*nk
Can we have another csa thread?

>>72849894
Culiacan

>Oregon
Sorry, I don't give (You)s to Californian colonies.

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Have you ever been sexually attracted to a cartoon?

>>72849925
>>tfw my ancestors enslaved then shot yours and their children
I wouldn't be alive if that was the case nigel, meanwhile my family has owned the same territory in northern new england for hundreds of years. Thanks brits

>>72849994
Sorry, my mistake. Your ancestors obviously come from Poland.

>>72850035
>implying we won't take it back
The poonited sharts of America will be no longer

>>72850033
quite frequently in my early teenage years

>>72850033
A lot

>>72850095
No
>>72850112
Anarchy is gay google Murray Bookchin

4chan passes should be awarded to posters based on the quality of their posts

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>tfw my ancestors killed and raped my other ancestors

feels nice desu

>>72850162
>No
Nie kłam, Mikołaj

>when someone zips a number of separate files that belong together but don't put them in a folder

why do something if you're not gonna do it right?

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>Why don't you dedicate 6+ hours a day every day to a useless grouping of muscles while also completely changing your life habits and diet? Haven't you heard girls find it attractive.

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>walking home from work on the phone talking to my mom
>"oh anon, any plans for tonight?"
>yeah I have a cover letter to write there's also a chamber ensemble concert going on and it's free so I might go

Little does she know that I'm just gonna shitpost, smoke weed and watch netflix!

HAhaha...

>>72850243
>yanks will defend this
Heterosexuality is a jewish invention to keep the goy down

>>72850008
>t. literal mexican colony

you plebeians have no appreciation for fine lute playing

>>72850324
Based
>>72850095
Not based

>tfw Oregon will be incorporated into California in your lifetime
>tfw I'm going to move back to New England once my grandparents die and my father inherits their house
>tfw I'll have it all to myself because he's staying here

>>72849066
shut the fuck up dumb lead

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eating candy before dinner

the west coast should merge to become 1 big state called "gay"

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>>72850397

Do you seriously expect us to care about your shitty crackhead life?

>>72850397
>inheriting a house in New England

hope you like spoopy ghosts!

>the biggest event in the west coasts history is the gold rush
How embarassing

>>72850458
I do

Is the 2016 Ghostbusters movie worth watching? Feeling kinda bored

>>72850458
Can confirm all of our houses have ghosts in them.

They are chill as fuck though

>>72850504
No. It's terrible, and not in the "so good it's bad" kind of way.

>you will never travel back in time and kill Hitler so germany doesnt become a cucked country where they let every fucking dumb chink in

feels bad desu

>>72850519
>They are chill as fuck though
that's because of the spirits making their rounds, not air drafts!

hitler is pretty cool

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>Why yes, I do live in the great state of New Mexico

downloading tons and tons of meme music for the gym

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How do you unironically feel about this?

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>Why yes, I do live in the great state of Oregon

>>72850529
Nice recommendation, but:
>FYI: This cut of the film is missing whole dialogue scenes and parts of scenes. I think all the Godzilla footage remains but the full running time for the movie in theaters was a full two hours where as this is only 1:40. I personally think the longer cut is much better in the way it builds and feels overall. 20 minutes is a LOT to lose and some of it involves important explanations, context, and satire. Still fun at this length but not as powerful or serious as Anno's theater cut.

Gonna look for the full version

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>new mexico
>there is no old mexico

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>>72850397
>tfw I'm going to move back to New England once my grandparents die and my father inherits their house
>tfw I'll have it all to myself because he's staying here

>>72850636
CIRCUMCISION IS A CRIME

>>72850636
i really like animals so i don't like it except it makes leftsharts mad so i'll allow it

>>72850687
Fella, WE are old Mexico

>>72850291
>the jew is a jewish invention to keep the goy down
at last i truly see

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>tfw live in Future Mexico

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average new mexican

>>72850727
Not true.

We are New Spain

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>>72850755
Mind

Blown

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Overage Oregonians

>>72850755
You also live in past mexico.

Damn,..makes u thnk

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starting to crack under the pressure of /no gf/

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>>72850805
Not even your Papa believes that

>>72850852
The wheel keeps on turning. After all that time we're back where we started.

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>>72850876
>not being too sociopathic for a gf

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>>72850876
The absence of a significant other of the opposite sex if you may?

>>72850896

But Is true, we were New Spain at some point so that means

New Mexico is
>New Mexico
>Old Mexico
>New Spain

And probably future mexico too if you look at their stats.

>>72850847
nothing wrong with that

>>72850791
There is nothing gay about fucking traps or wanting to fuck traps. Studies have been done. Real homosexual males are not attracted to men pretending to be female, that is why they are called gay - because they are men who want to have sex with men.
Traps are men who dress like women and want to have sex with men. The trap themself MAY be homosexual however if you are attracted to a trap that DOES NOT make you gay.

>tfw too lazy to make food so I just ate a bag of Old Trapper jerkey for breakfast and lunch

>>72850876
if you don't hurry up and find one soon the normie police are going to take your penis out of commission

>>72850989
Your brain's malfunctioning

>>72850963
don't know how

In darknesse let mee dwell, the ground shall sorrow be,
The roofe Dispaire to barr all cheerfull light from mee,
The wals of marble blacke that moistned still shall weepe,
My musicke hellish jarring sounds to banish friendly sleepe.
Thus wedded to my woes, and bedded to my Tombe,
O let me living die, till death, till death do come.

>>72851034
>Trapper jerkey

j-jerking traps?

>>72850989
New Mexico is named after the region "Mexico", not the country.

>>72850702
That elephant was old and infertile and would chase off young fertile elephants. He paid a reserve to hunt it, he helped them out and saved the herd.

So you can like it for another reason now.

>tfw drinking iced coffee and smoking a bowl

Beat me in comfiness.

stopped using shaving cream and there's literally no difference

>>72851127
>tfw no substance dependency drinking a ginger ale and eating some crackers and cheese

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>New Mexico is named after the region "Mexico", not the country.

Ayoooooooo

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>>72851124
normalslime

>>72851205
just a PSA to all shavers out there.

>>72851171
I've literally never used it, or aftershave.

They're jewish memes

>tfw California, Oregon, and Washington will sink into the ocean soon

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>>72851207
>somebody posted chicken ovaries while I was banned

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>my gfs face when

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>>72851244
So is deodorant

>>72851314
More like

>when I flash your gf my abs

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>>72851292
pretty much. fuck off

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>I have a girlfriend

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>fuck off with that chick

>>72851171
If you're using even OK razors it makes no difference.

I sometimes would just shave in the shower with no cream whatever.

But I bought some real garbage like 100 for $2 razors and I need cream. So I took cream from a hotel I used to work at and still use that now.

>tfw cheap/poor

>>72851394
don't make fun of will keith

>>72851411
if you use the word normie unironically then you already are

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>I didn't ruin all of my friendships because of the fact that I would randomly stop talking with them for days or weeks at a time and by being too emotionally unavailable

Anyone who postures about their success irl on fucking 4chan is an incredibly pathetic human being

how do you guys feel about these Filas
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LG7XV2Y/ref=ox_sc_mini_detail?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER

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>"cana chan" leaves
>claims to have "got a job and a gf"
>returns as a suicidal headcase that insists "wanting to fuck tannies isn't gay"

Oh i am laffin. And to think he roleplayed as some holier than thou cuck that tried to give autists advice on becoming a "normie."

Weeaboos, everybody.

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>Anyone who postures about their success irl on fucking 4chan is an incredibly pathetic human being

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Will they ever explain this?

>>72851504
rip

>>72851605
how do you pronounce "tineye"? I always say tiny eye

>>72851605
>CNN couldn't even make a good Pepe

>>72851605
To be fair thats a pretty good pepe that they made

Wish I wasn't so autistic lads

>>72851580
when did he come back?

>>72851670
Have you tried missing some vaccinations?

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>>72851665
>>72851657
Seems to be a corruption of this pepe

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hmm

>>72851605
>this white nationalist pepe was made up!
>use jewish stormfront parentheses

>>72851580
Who gives a heck

He's an attention whore, always will be

think of shaving with a safety razor but deathly afraid of cutting myself with it

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haha

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>>72851704
>a CNN intern literally edited a pepe meant to depict autismal innocence into an image of hate

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>>72851751
That's the thing there are millions of pepes they could've chosen as an example and instead they just made their own for some reason

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>>72851781
haha gottem

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One of these days I really will jump in front of a train and then /cum/ will realize how much you miss me

>>72851772
Takes a bit of practice but I never cut myself with mine anymore

>>72851781
It looks like the US Capitol building but smaller

>>72851681
IDK, i don't post here much anymore. Too many gay namefags and underage. Just wanted to stop in and have a laff at that faggot.

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>>72851781
comfy

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>>72851813
GOOD HOLY SHIT I HOPE IT UPSETS YOU

>>72851821
I cut myself all the time though with a disposable and I heard safety razor cuts are way nastier

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post your state/provincial legislature lads

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post aesthetic legislative buildings

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>>72851889
Are you ok?

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>>72851904
>cutting yourself with a disposable
Do you have Parkinson's or something?

>>72851863
are you referring to the picture? people create art in all forms of media to express their devotion to our lord and saviour JC

>>72851915
>>72851918
wew
>18:00:07
>18:00:08

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>>72851918
always been a fan of BC's

>>72851946
are YOU okay? fussing about CNN like it even matters
nobody watches them. Trump won. They lost

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>>72851982
feels small for a province of 12 million

>>72852003
>nobody watches them.
That's what all the TV's in my student union are turned too tho

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>>72852003
Uh yeah I was just asking a question calm down

>>72851904
only if you cut across the skin

>>72851957
I think my problem is that I use the same one for too long and it dulls out

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Feeling pretty good about this research paper.

PretentiousKINO coming through

>>72852053
Just don't cut sideways with a safety razor and you should be fine

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>when you enter the room

>>72852038
me

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>>72852100
>conway

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>>72851915
>>72851918
Legislaturemind

I've been to pic related, it's pretty comfy desu

Go to this video and make a comment about having sex with muslim women

https://youtu.be/hZGgpW4PO9k

>>72852035
sortyr, guess I get over angry about the lyin' media destroying trump's image. thought you were a leftist but I guess I misread sorry dude fuck them tho

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Why is New Mexico so pathetic?

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>>72851915
the statue on the left is Jefferson Davis, first president of the Confederate States of America.
You can go inside and stand where he took his oath of office

>>72852066
this is barely legible

pourquoi tu écrit un papier en anglais?

>>72852066
>people being able to buy stuff is bad, m'kay
Stinky dumb commie scum

>>72852114
Hey bud

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victoria is comfy

C O M F Y

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>>72851915
>>72851918
Oregon

The old one was burned down.

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>>72852144
life sucks

>>72852171
Mouais. Franchement, je l'écris pour /cum/, histoire qu'on en rigole un peu, puis je recommence.

>>72852179
I'm in university. Think teachers here are right-wing?

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>>72852141
>https://youtu.be/hZGgpW4PO9k

>Content Warning

>This video may be inappropriate for some users.

>Sign in to confirm your age

>almost 100,000 dislikes

HOLY SHIT

JUST A PRANK BRO

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Here's the real one

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tfw my home county went red in 2016

>>72852263
Read the fucking comments, they are a gold mine

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>>72852151
>Why is New Mexico so pathetic?
>New Mexico
>Mexico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxe-NL0Kxm4

IM SORRY MEXICO ;-;

>>72852035
so what actually are you if you aint them lefists? buggin me now. need to nknow

>>72852292
BADGER CAME FROM FRESNO

>>72852296
>swearing
criminal detected

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>>72852296
>breakin up families n shittt

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>>72852179
bout to make alfredo sauce for some bowtie pasta and fry up some shrimp

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>>72852292
>Mexico sucks so much they had to make a new one
>The new one sucks too

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>>72852301
I larp as a rightwinger on 4chan to make them seem stupid in my free time, and you?

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>>72852296
That's a start.

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>>72852263
Muslims continue to prove they are the most ass-blasted

>>72852278
its really not that nice in person tho ;_;

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>>72852259
>I'm in university. Think teachers here are right-wing?
Yeah, I understand bud. My history professor is like that

>>72852351
>anime posting
You should let me eat some of it

>>72852347
>>72852348
>>72852390

>>>/pol/

>>72852296
>tfw Trump's finally kicking them out
BASED

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>>72852385
I pretend to be a non-flag user to finally uncover what ironic people actually stand for

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>>72852410
They are the most blasted for sure

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name one good thing about alabama's state house
>protip
>you cant

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>>72852296
>He was convicted in 2000 of Aggrevated Sexual Assult of a child. This means he raped a child 14 years or younger.

>>72852422
PFFFT HAHAHAHAHAA

>>72852411
Yeah, it looks like ass up close

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What do you think of this city hall?

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>>72852441
Oh no, you discovered my super secret. Don't tell anybody

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>>72852385
>not falling for your own larping and forgetting which side you're on

>>72852452
That commieblock brutalism look tho

>>72852452
It looks like a fucking prison
I feel bad for you, Alabama, I really do

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>image filenames are reaching the 1.5tn soon
finally gonna have ourselves another newfag witch hunt
better brace for it

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>>72852500
>not a pyramid

DROPPED

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>>72852513

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>>72852503
ur in the far left of the pic now

>>72852552
>trillion
how is this possible :\

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>>72852552
Every time someone posts an old image I save it and copy the filename to make it look like I've been here longer :^)

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>>72852500
You forget the $10 billion dollar Toronto sign

>>72852421
>history
Ooh my fave. On the offchance that you'll be a smart one then, have any ideas for more examples for me to infuse into my research paper?
It's about how companies have bastardized traditions for their own means (ie. Valentine's day becoming a consumerist holiday, Santa Claus blowing up only because of Coca-Cola), etc...
Have any ideas of that having happened anywhere else?

>>72852552
>tfw have none of my old images because I used to browse the chon on an old prebuilt I bought from Walmart

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>>72852632

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January 1st 1970 was almost 15 billion seconds ago

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>state capitol buildings aren't art deco
>you will never live in The Fountainhead

Did anyone of you ever watch... p*rn?

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>>72852606
2bh I only said that because I thought you were larping with your terrible faux redneck grammar, there's not really anything mysterious or ironic with my posting

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based huey long

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>>72852606
>tfw my personality is too bland to be recognized by anyone 4chinz
Just like real life

>>72852704
Watching it in another tab right now

Would you rather be a cretin or an asshole?

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>>72852704
Only of egyptian qts taking the big anglo cock

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>>72852421
all for me

not gonna be legit alfredo tho, gotta halfass it

>tfw I will never give my salami to an Arab girl

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Lads why do girls love staring at me so much?

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>>72852707
you're lying. bucks intelligence agency never misses the mark.

muslim girls smell bad

>>72852637
Halloween, holiday sales, the explosion in holiday decorations since the 50's, the bastardization of German traditions into the corporate vision of Christmas. Take your pick bud. You could probably go look on r/America if you want, they're all hardcore commies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmpvjPyK36E

me irl

>>72852789
They're probably the easiest girls anon, literally all you have to do is ask.

Be warned about the smell though

>>72852622
Pretty sure 95% of this site has been here for less than 5 years.

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>>72852795
y-you're handsome, if only you asked us out

>>72852736
Does it make you feel scared?
>>72852751
ok
>>72852834
no.

>>72852795
You're good looking, champion

>>72852606
What about me

>tfw too intelligent to have stable relationships

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>>72852834
>they unironically think toilet paper is disgusting and prefer to use their hand and water

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>tfw you remember when 4chan turned to shit in the summer of '07 like it was yesterday
>tfw you realize that was 10 fucking years ago

somebody pause time for a minute please I need to unfuck my brain

>>72852838
>Halloween, holiday sales, the explosion in holiday decorations since the 50's, the bastardization of German traditions into the corporate vision of Christmas.
Thanks a whole heap buddy.

>r/america
Even "le reddit" memes aside, I'm not going to make myself suffer them if only for research. The research's paper's more about checking that I'm decent with my english, so I can more or less half-ass my research.

Nighy night anon

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>>72852821
You don't understand. It's always been me bucky, the author of all your pain.

>>72852795
because they're scared of you and want to make sure you don't rush them

>>72852904
ummmmm like ummmmmmmmmmm which arkansas are you ummmm

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>>72852772
>not using the shittiest of the shit
>not buying Ragu alfredo sauce and dumping it on rotini with some rehydrated shrimp

>>72852886
No it makes me feel aroused

>>72852886
Rosetta come home.

>>72852849
Been here since 2009

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>>72852936
Sleep tight bud

>>72852960
Guess

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>>72852943
A LOT OF SWARTH FOR A SUPPOSED EUROPEAN. WHY DO YOU POST LIKE THIS? WHY DO YOU POST IRONICALLY?

>>72852914
>not using bleachwipes so your asshole is both fresh and white

been here 8 years, that's almost half my whole life

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>>72852870
>>72852890
>>72852960
I don't get it. It's like these girls have never seen a dog before.

>>72853018
HISPANOLA?

>>72853054
they are agents for the cat empire

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>>72853024
We're reaching leaf tier levels of shitposting with you, literally none of my posts are ironic

>>72853072
I am the true heir to the Thpanish Empire, yes

>>72853038
this is too whitty for janny think you'll get away with it this time

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>>72852795
>tfw you hold eye contact with a girl for over a minute
>shes clearly very into
>tfw you're too autistic and the thought of asking her out doesn't even cross your mind until days later

>>72853111
*bows in deep respect*
My lord, I will add you. Your majesty will take time to capture however.

>>72853096
I-I can't be in the wrong here. I don't shitpost. I just truthpost. You're the reddit. NOT ME!

>>72853036
Those wipes wreck your pipes over time

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>>72853160
>>72853160
>>72853160
New

>>72852914
No one uses their hand you sick fuck. we use bidets.
>Not cleaning yourself with a bidet and then drying it off with toilet paper
Tbh This is what lead to things as foul as HooneyBoBo and posting immodest naked bananas passing in kuffar nashaans as culture. It leads to fecal induced cognitive dissonance
>>72852976
Are you older than 20''s?
>>72852985
gib it back

>>72853155
Not if both parties are in love

>>72853155
for you

>>72853179
The British have it. Should we seize it from them?

>>72853179
>Ass blasted mudslime shows up
Yeah I'm sure those poorfag muslims without plumbing use bidets Achmed. The use their left hand like the smelly prophet said in his Christian fanfic

>>72853221
It shows friendship between us :3I think brits are jealous

>>72853179
Not everyone can afford bidets though, some use the shower instead of a bidet (its next to the toilet). Btw could u respond? --"

>>72853297
maybe asian muslim. But there is literally no toilet in egypt or north africa without bidet. its like surreal when someone who goes to the west and comes back saying they had a toilet without a bidet

>>72853349
>Not everyone can afford bidets
Every toilet comes with a built in one

>>72853297
I dont know how to imagine this. Like dry? How else do you clean your crack if you dont touch it with water and soap, and then wash your hands afterwards? Is the butt self cleaning or something?

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>>72853446
>every
Not every toilet :/.

Developing some mild aphasia lads Tbh

Evens burger
Odds asian

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toronto city hall looks like a shitty casino