/broat/

what do croats think of the muzzies

>>72845696
flowers of the croatian nation

01:45 here, time for the beddy

Up the RA

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thoughts ?

>>72845732
only 20:46 here

absolutely MAD that

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>>72845720
pic related

>>72845767
timezones a hooker

plamene zore
bude mne iz sna

>>72845743
>tfw no qt junglebunny gf for the public to stare at and be jealous of

>>72845696
they dislike muslims in general, i remember when a mosque got opened in croatia someone threw stones at it like they first day of opening

only right wingers will say bosnian muslims are croats
which is kinda true

lets call it a day for this evening.

would love a croat to plough my arse ngl

>>72845767
he's pulling your legs
its 21:48

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Going to have a LOVELY warm bath later lads

>>72845734
rise against are shit mate

would like to go to Croatia again my friendos

>>72845873
why are brits such plebs when it comes to traveling?

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>>72845732
do NOT cyberbully me

what drugs did you do britbongs?
ive seen the baloons with laughing gas i think are quite popular with ur countryman

thread NOT going in right direction

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/broatugal/ when lads

broat is a huge deal

>>72845919
brits are some of the best travelled people you mug
the working class don't count but I bet poor croatians can't afford to go to Spain

>>72845919
we are drawn to cheap and sunny like moths to a light, buddy

>>72845956
quite popular, quite fun

>>72845964
whenever you want honey x

>>72845956
LSD
MDMA
amphetamine
ketamine
weed
benzodiazepines

>>72846003
for you

>>72846044
done all of those besides ketamine, whats it like? do u horse around on it? haha alri

>>72846011
>brits are some of the best travelled people you mug
shagaluf and crete don't count

>>72846044
Hey I did all of those except LSD.

>>72845956
NOS and alcohol in general is pretty popular for normie plebs

real sesh gremlins like myself who go to illegal raves are on the proper shit. I'm doing 350mg of MDMA Friday and 100mg of coke.

>>72845919
lower class brits don't go on holiday to travel, they go to party

most brits travel like everyone else, hanging out with shamans in peru, """finding yourself""" in south east asia etc

>>72845866
>1 hour difference

?????????????

>>72846086
>working class don't count

>>72846118
hows price for coke in UK? a baddy for the wallet here, bout 90 pounds a gram id say

>>72846085
Hard to describe, it just made me feel weird and tingly and numb. I didn't really think it was that good desu.

I'll try K-holing next time I get some though.

>>72845956
cocaine, mdma and ketamine are the most popular drugs here

most people see balloons as something funny to do earlier in the night during pre-drinks

>>72846071
thank you

>>72846026
>quite popular, quite fun
idk , didnt wanted to try em, looked really unhealthy to me but than again, i was fucked on mdma and speed already heh
>>72846044
i remember on a festival talking to a lad who was on ketamine, he looked fucked as fuck and could barely walk so a friend of mine carried him for a bit

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>>72846118
Just gonna let you know that coke instantly stops the roll because of higher neurotransmitter affinity.

Also, doing .35 of molly is just dumb unless you have a monster tolerance.

82% pure ketamine in pic

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>tfw travelled to ireland
>gotta switch flights in stanstead
>a pint of decent draft beer is only 5 kuna more expensive then a 0.33l of ožujsko at zadar airport

also do you brit lads smoke cigs? how expensive are they

>>72846234
hell is that? doesnt look like coke, is it MDMA crystals ?

>>72846234
where did ya get ketamine you pussy
valjal ista?

>>72846133
It's actually two since our clocks went forward.

>>72846177
>I'll try K-holing next time I get some though.
Do. I see this as the whole point of taking Ket.

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>>72846234
looks like it's been cut to hell and back with MSM.

pure ket looks like this

>>72846118
>real sesh gremlins like myself who go to illegal raves are on the proper shit. I'm doing 350mg of MDMA Friday
haha nice
what kind of stuff do you listen to?
one thing i dont get about u brits is to put a mc everywhere ... to music like neuro or dnb
it gets boring they just shut dumb stuff like bloko bloko, or something

>>72846086
i was in greece (zante) last year

it was amazing experience because most of the time we bullied skinny and retarded britbongs and stole their gfs haha
i watched some other serbs beating up your feminine bois on the beach while their gfs were begging them to stop, with a pure joy

they are the worst of the worst tourists, pure degenerates who deserved all of that which happens to them each day

>>72846394
>t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muctw2CjWa4

>>72846394
oo you're ard x

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>>72846443
hahahahahah

>>72846394
*their feminine bois

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>>72846387
The crystals were ground, I think.
It did have the icy MSM taste though.

Can't really complain since it was something like 6€ for 0.5g, it was also S-isomer so it was a bit more potent.
>>72846283
pic
doslovno mozes sam opisat ko cudno

>>72846387
His looks cooked, yours doesn't

>>72846394
haha

>>72846487
izgleda sitno ko secer na onoj slici?!
jel ga smrces il kako?

Will Russel Westbrook surpass Oscar Robertson in most triple-doubles in one season? Russ is 36 na Oscar is 41, but Russ has 10 more games to go?

>>72846085
wonky

>>72846357
sounds a bit frightening desu

Done scary doses of LSD plenty of times so maybe that'll help prepare me

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>>72846547
Da, to je jedini efektivni nacin pored IM/IV.

This is a pic from NYE, I gave him ~125mg of that ketamine, he had to ask for a glass of water and a straw at 10pm.

>>72846583
yes Russ will smash the record and win MVP and be crowned the best player ever

don't even bother @ing me

>>72846234
this is MDMA you fucking faggot

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what music do croatian lads listen to?

>>72846679
Nah, MDMA crystals are almost never white and they come in rock form.
Pretty much always champaigne/tan/grey.

>>72846234
this is MDMA you fucking faggot

>>72846669
harden will be MVP :(

>>72846679
seen plenty of ket that looks exactly like that

>snorted ket
>nothing happened
>snorted coke
>nothing happened

what could i be doing wrong

>>72846652
It is in a good way though. Feels like you and everything else physical doesn't exist.

>>72846679
its not mdma, mdma are bigger crystals and look dirty
>>72846714
this atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggs_4C9TCdc

>>72846714
Weeknd - Lonely Star right now. But black metal, hardbop and techno mostly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubmOt_fJQGU
rihard d james is my favrite british person :3

>>72846767
You're probably not taking enough, or it's cut with other stuff.

I would guess with ket it was the former and the latter with the coke.

>>72846714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyK7pPpgdXg

>depressed
>girls think im mysterious and cool when im walking around looking like i want to kill myself
>if one of them speaks to me for even a moment it cheers me up so it breaks the illusion and they lose interest
hate this. Just happened with an icelandic qt.

>>72846767
are you breathing out instead of in perhaps

>>72846767
should have snorted more coke desu
the ones i did here were usually shitty

>>72845659
MC MOSKRI LOKO PAJDOMAN

>>72846817
both times i did it with people who said it worked for them though

>>72846866
with the coke i actually did alot of it, more than i can remember

i thought i felt something it i think it was placebo

>>72846714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCqZE6oBSsQ
sad shit

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quite like croatia now

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>>72847037
hihi

>>72847037
pushi kurac

>>72847037
me too, will visit when i can

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>>72846851
play it cool breh
>>72846960
hmmm, you should have felt the kick
maybe try it another time

also rate weed i got from a friend

>>72847037
same desu
good bunch of lads

I quite like this general. People seem to want to discuss things rather than just spam the thread with inane shite trying to race to the bump limit.

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>>72846234
>Marlboro reds

good choice, lad

>>72847255
wohohoah friend believe me it won't last for long

>just accidentally clicked on /jp/

scary stuff, shan't be doing that again

Fuck Croatia

>>72847306
>no eu cuckstamp on ciggies
what
how

>>72847310
you called it correctly >>72847325

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>>72847154
9/10
Ovo kaj ja sad dobijam za 40kn/g mi je dosta isplativo makar je 5.5-6/10 stvar.

>>72847306
I prefer Camel yellows though, cheaper and not as harsh.

>>72847154
ey is that liann la havas? Superb post tbqh

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>>72846390
I personally like old school House (90s shit) and also bassline, with some drum and bass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRH05Nq_JI0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mueeg2wb4k

/broat/ is like a non cancerous version of /balt/
+/ausnz/

Why do people act as if paying taxes is some noble and honourable thing that makes you extra special?

>>72847513
they don't

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>>72847404
it is la

i rate her music as well

>>72846118
quite want to try MD, my dealer sells it on occasion. You ever tried micro dosing when you're not on the sesh?

>>72847360
Get them from the local market, so they're most likely smuggled. Didn't even notice the EU label till you mentioned it

>>72847489
you ever heard of UM? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAZDF7nqCF0
>>72847507
agreed, i like it here. hope it becomes a regular thing

>>72847561
>micro dosing
just stop

>>72847553
They do. Listen to politicians.

>>72847622
i dont want to get off my face mate i just want to sharpen up a bit

>>72847561
Microdosing MDMA is pointless, you aren't going to feel anything below around 1.2mg/kg. I'd say 1.6-1.7mg/kg is perfect.

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>>72847393
Awful weed

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>>72846851
it gets better, but not for long.

>>72847702
clean your keyboard g

>>72847702
It's decent at 4.5GBP/g... barely gets me high though, well, almost nothing does anymore except huge bong rips.

>>72847747
can't be arsed

>>72847702
thats looks ickyyyy <:o

>>72847393
ovo sta sam slikao je bas poklon od frenda, ima jebenu semu i preskupo je inace, al preljepo izgleda
ja inace 250 za 5 placam
>>72847489
ol school chicago house? nice
ill listen to anything basically , dnb dub jungle detroit techno as long as its old school or underground

i like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfN57sFEcyc

listening to dj ez live was one of the best things ive been to desu
uk music scene is really good

>>72846851
it cant get gooood if it wasnt baade before right? :--D

>>72847702
>unironic rolling machine
ah yes

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>>72847798
>4.5gbp/g
It's alri for that price I guess
>>72847848
hello new cunt
>>72847802

>august ames
the best pornstar tbqf

>all these narco-fags

once 5 years ago i shot myself with KET in my fucking ass, i couldn't stand up on my legs for like a a hour, i dove a car that night but i couldn't stand up, weirdest night ever. i didn't take that shit ever since

>>72847702
queen NOT happy about this

>>72847628
they don't
they just see people who don't pay tax as leeching off the system
paying taxes is normal

Hate druggies

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>>72847839
Nice choooon

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>>72847702
urs looks dirty

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deep weed in olive oil its sick

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r8 my weed

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>>72847702
>>72847900
>>72847979
alerting the authorities as we speak

>>72847922
She'll be even less happy when she realises that's a fake £20 note
Bought it from my mate for £3, going to try and spend it at a paki shop

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>>72847976
ooii there laddylad

>>72847839
Koji kvart?

>>72847917
Kek

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NOT fond of this daylight saving

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>>72848075
nemogu ti ovo rijesit sry
>>72848038
tell em to hurry up im about to smoke all of this

>>72848200
Ma da, al sam me zanima koji kvart.

>>72848075
knežija

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>>72847917
august was god tier, but then she had to go overboard with plastic surgery and JUST herself

shant be sharing a thread with subhuman crypto slavs

>>72848267
good
rorke isn't welcome here

>>72848267
paki pls go

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>tfw no chav brit qt gf to talk dirty to me in an accent

>>72848267
oh shut up you plonker

>>72848252
same with that brown asian chick that squirted from the pussy alot, whats her name

>>72848338
>>72848324
>>72848350

rasheed

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Thoughts on the Illyrian Provinces ?

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Thoughts on this show?

>>72848380
None whatsoever

>>72848376
rasheed

>>72848380
extraordinary

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>>72845659
>/broat/

how did this happen?

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Rate my supper, lads

>>72848449
Some anon started it, and it was a preddy good first thread so we continued it on

What in the shit is this general? Why has janny allowed this?

>>72848459
Very beige

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>>72848233
trava nije iz zga ak te to tjesi...
prije par god upoznam lika sto je sam sadio
i nesto sitno prodavao, bluberry kush i ak
ugl frend mi nedavno donio od tog istog lika

https://soundcloud.com/k3bee/kill-a-sound

>>72848449
we locked eyes from across the board and the rest is history

>>72848459
delish
bone appel pete

>>72848459
aesthetic

>>72848459
NOT a healthy meal

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>>72848497
t.Yank with a proxy

>>72848380
i was born 1990, don't know about that. but if you want to know where my father fought in the war, just say it . https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Medak_Pocket

>>72848384
Some bits good, some bits bad. Hated Simon Bird. He's simply a shit comedic actor


>>72848449
Yesterday some Yank in a thread said Slavs don't reply to outsiders. When I went into /ex-yu/ and posted "alri", only a Croat replied, so earlier today I decided to forge a Brit & Croat alliance and made /broat/

>>72848245
A, ja inace vecinu sa vrbika/sj.tresnjevke uzimam, al znam i dosta ekipa od staglisca do knezije.

>>72848384
Never seen it tbqh

>>72848449
dunno but it seems to be a lot comfier than /brit/ so I stayed here:3

>>72848507
<3

>>72846162
anything between £50 and £100 for a gram

best pac song 2bh

https://youtu.be/YqJAnQTwmJs

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>>72848495
>>72848507
>>72848561
>>72848584
I see, fair enough

it actually seems alright tbf

>>72848575
jel znas sa tresnjevke onog lika celavog mislim da su braca blizanci, pao je prosle godine?

>>72848607
choon
It's defo up there

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best general ever <3

>>72848561
>Yesterday some Yank in a thread said Slavs don't reply to outsiders

lel, sounds like we are some kind of sect, i would be more intereste too desu

>>72848604
£50 one must've been sugary

>>72848533
It's not. kek

>>72848657
Da, onaj na kraju ulice pored Linksa, Mr.B. Skratio me jednom za 3 mada od cekija.

>>72848657
onaj jedan koji je šetao sa skraćenom dvocjevkom po kvartu? braća babić? inače nisam sa trešnjevke ali imam brdo ekipe tamo. btw nisam onaj anon al ko ga jebe

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>>72848710

Struggling to comprehend the notion that a Croat is an equal being to a fine Anglo gentleman such as myself.

>>72848699
you could actually get it for £40 back when I actually did a little bit

wasn't that bad

>>72848657
Hahahaha nemoj me jebat da ih i vi znate! Braća "bi". Nisu pali neg ih je porezna sjebala kolko sam ja cuo

>>72848747
I know right? haha mad

is the stereotype that brits are snobs true
the only british things i see on tv are cheese-tasting and gardening documentaries

>>72848812
Kak ih je porezna sjebala? Sjecam se da je taman prije neg kaj je pao uveo neko radno vrijeme tipa 9-9, kek.

Jel zna neko ovdje onu ekipu kod Badaliceve?

>>72848855
our middle class are yes, that includes my mother I would say

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>>72848855
>He doesn't watch Only Fools And Horses

>>72848834
we are talking about some mutual people we didnt know we all knew. so you know now

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>Struggling to comprehend the notion that a Croat is an equal being to a fine Anglo gentleman such as myself.

>>72848927
they air it once a fucking week

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Need a cute feminine croat bf desu lads

>>72848927
not seen an episode of that in years

>>72848855
watch black mirror

>>72848908
Replying on the english courtesy-wise

His twin brother was apperently a silly cunt that spent lots of money, thus getting the "IRS" attention and yes o well

>>72848981
Now he'll think we all watch people fuck pigs

>>72848732
>>72848812
>>72848747
bio tamo par puta prosle godine
sunce ti jebem uzasno je mjesto za rjesavat
slijepa ulica, zgrade oko tebe, svi te vide
kad god sam bio je jos neko cekao na red ...
a znao je nekad imat dobru ganju

mislim da su pali, barem se tako cuo

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funny image always gets me

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>>72848969
everys like two or three years croatian televison airs only fools and horses, serbian television too. the series is probably more popular here than anywhere in the world. this van pic related is owned by a guy from zagreb, he also has a bar OFAH themed in one zagreb neighbourhood

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Want to have a country house and just spend the entire year shooting, entertaining friends and pursuing my hobbies

Is this the new /balt+ausnz/ ?

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>>72848927
>Only Fools And Horses
muh nigga

>>72849083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpuh1WE-RVw

>>72849083
you want to shoot your entertaining friends?

anyway, I'm guessing that house is in Scotland somewhere

>>72849070
I will probably download all of it soon and watch it, didn't know it was popular in the Balkans

>>72849116
no
wait a few days
it's how things are
no escape from the ex-yu wormhole

>>72849083
im familiar with this notion
luckily i have a wooden country house, its where i'll go after i fail my uni (for second time hahah!)

>>72849016
Da, cuo sam da je par tipova islo skombat, i na putu natrag da ih je 6 drotova zahaltalo.

>>72848965
manly furry men > anime sluts tbqh familia

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>>72849083
So you want to be a low class croat ?

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fuck you, i have to go to bed cause i work in like 6 hours from now. and it's more comfy here than in bed. btw post your compas

>>72848855
we are snobbish towards lower classes, third worlders and americans
whereas towards europe we can either be tongue-in-cheek xenophobic (bloody snail eaters, bloody krauts etc etc) or overly self deprecating (i.e our food is shit and will never be as good as italy's, our architecture is shit it will never be as good as france's etc etc)

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ahh.. wyoming

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>include Croats in thread
>thread turns into a druggie cunthole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3noUNi6iQpA

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>>72849152
footy fans in the town of Rijeka made this big
graffity
its funny if you take in consideration that dinamo is the champ for the last 10years

kinda making fun of themselves

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Matthew Mccounaghey

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>>72849014
don't we?

>>72849332
kek

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>>72849332
reminds me on those tattoo baby fails

>>72849285
i can really relate
especially the self deprecating part
that's probably the reason half of the population is moving to germany and ireland
eversince they were young they were fucked into thinking this is the worst place on the planet

>>72849332
>uncle albert instead of grandad
triggered

>>72849348
alri alri alri

What is Croatia's relationship like with other ex-Yugo nations? Is there general animosity, or is it more amicable and friendly?

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Copping this off a mate for exam revision - anyone else taken it? What is it like?

>>72849070
woah that's comfy as hell, i didn't even know OFAH was popular anywhere outside of the uk, used to love watching it with my grandad

>>72846394
Oh my god I am so so scared man i cant stand a 5'7 turk rapebaby midget trying to fight me and making up stories ooo ur hard xxxx

>>72849463
it's bad on official level, but people get along very well when you visit serbia or slovenia or idk. i'm always welcomed very well in ljubljana or belgrade, free drinks everytime

>>72849472
Use amphetamine for revision all the time. It's pretty good.

>>72849463
it's just really uncomfortable generally
there will never be peace, i'm sure of it

>>72849520
>5'7

meanwhile we're pure dinaric masterrace of 6'2 height while you're little paki subhumans

i can literally beat up any of your asses here

>>72846133
Yeah, we are just one meridian away

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>>72849549
>Implying zlovene slav-jews give out free drinks

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>>72849589
not him but I'm 6'3

Wew

>The alleged killer, Bennet von Vertes, 31, was high on cocaine and ketamine

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4354276/British-man-choked-death-1m-long-candlestick.html

>>72849432
>eversince they were young they were fucked into thinking this is the worst place on the planet
ironically i've only ever known two people who have been to croatia (my late grandma and one of my best friends) and both have said it's their favourite place that have ever been to, and both have been around the world

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>>72849589
>i can literally beat up any of your asses here

I'll get my dad to sue you if you do

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> murdered with a metre-long candlestick by a millionaire art dealer’s son

confusing

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>>72849595
Meridian Dan is pretty lit mandem
https://youtu.be/OHZRHEJHS2k

>>72849589
Downvoted. You're exactly what's wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with reddit. You don't care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that reddit starts to improve.

>>72849658
Angel of the sesh

Croatlads, where would you recommend to go to?

Been Zagreb, Dubrovnik, Split

>>72849696
the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
every croatian sees their country as a jobless hellhole so they run away
i'll probably never leave but most of my friends are considering it
>>72849812
Zadar is comfyyyyyyy

>>72849658
literally can't make it up

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>>72849812
Hvar, Rovinj, Korčula, Vis...

>>72849589
no you aren't
you literally have shit brown skin and a turko-semitic nose
most of us are at least over 5'9 or something

What are popular takeaway dishes in Croatian? Do you have the local pizza and burger places?

VERY good tunery for our british friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5CADCbBQdM

>>72849658
>Bennet von Vertes
see, when the killer has a name like this i just imagine the guy was killed by an eccentric mentally unstable medieval nobleman who owns his castle and tortured him to death while singing musical numbers

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>>72849812
Poreč

>>72849658
kek

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Why are Serbians trying so hard to destroy this thread???

>>72849982
they miss us on /ex-yu/, they are acting like a jelaous gf right now. they are cute desu

>>72849812
Lovran, Zadar or Hvar.

If you can, visit Slunj for a lunch/dinner break on the way there.

>>72849924
As in local fast food? Kebab, various pastries you can buy in a bakery (bureks itd), hamburgers, pizza slices...

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any meditatators? hommm

>>72849982
don't serbians try and destroy everything? it's just what they do

>>72849934
>ywn have a STRONG moustache like that

why even live

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>>72849924
No pizza chains like pizza hut, Domino's etc

Chevaps are bretty popular

Also, soft drinks are pretty limited-no mtn dew, seen Mirinda only once in KFC, no irnbru, etc

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>>72849893
>most of us are at least over 5'9 or something
i'm literally lmaoing at ur life hahaha

keep being delusive, you stupid paki

next time i go on vacation i won't forget your words when i'm beating the shit out of britbongs like you

>>72850172
the word is delusional not delusive

>>72850172
>implying you can afford a vacation

L -> M -> A -> O

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>>72850172
Stop posting

its 0:23
a time for bed time

>>72850172
>going on holiday to fight
you guys really do like copying russians huh

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>>72850260
whatever, that won't change the fact that you're fucking manlets hahahah

>>72850211
surprise, i can :^)

Need a Croatian gf

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>>72850278
Didn't get candy in your last UN care package?

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Do croats like turkish diaspora? A-ask for a friend

Nasty Serb shitting up this comfy thread.

Shooooooo

>>72850278
*LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRPPPP*

>>72850278
I'm literally half a foot taller than that average height that you're posting you fucking gonk

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>>72850354
ill say yes but its actually a no

>>72850422
WTF genocide again when?

>>72850373
nice damage control britbong

hit me up next time you go on vacation, i'm sure i would stomp your skeleton body to the ground

it's so fun when there are britbongs around us, it's like a game who can beat them the most

>>72850312
>tfw a friend is smashing prime 15yo pussy
>he's 6'3 and a 8/10, 133 IQ tested

JUST

>>72849772
whats this skull shape called? i have the same but only on me right side

not even going to engage with the autistic serb manlet but I'll make sure I smash a serb in at hideout for this

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>>72850467
I'll fucking kill you

>>72850534
you know you can't do anything, you're typing this in despair while thinking how we fuck up your gay bois hahahah

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guys it was a nice thread, i have to go to sleep. my favorite croatian + something thread since ex-yu + hilo latino. cheers m8s

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>>72850467
post your bod, pussy

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>>72850521
'my parents droped me as a kid, whoops'
I think Herzegovnos call it coska. They make their kids lay in a certain way that makes their skulls look squared

took a shite and cleaned it testicles-direction

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>>72850647
g'night lad x

>>72850621
I'm literally 6'6 and half the lads I'm going with are boxers
You're a pathetic keyboard warrior roleplaying as your flag, I'm confident I could vapourise your jaw with ease

>>72850647
Night have a good one

>>72850707
laughed way too much to this crap

>>72850647
the second tower looks a bit fake

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>>72850735
a fellow heemer?

>>72850647
goodnight lad

>>72850735
hahahaha holy shit you are so butthurt you poor bong

you and your faggot gang can try to fight us
but don't ever hope it would end up good for you

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>>72850735
t.Tyson Fury

>>72850901
get fucked you mug
first serb I see charlie, I'm going to gut him and take his stash

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Haha, remember this daft cow?

>>72850988
first of all you can't do anything because you're a pussy and probably a manlet, too
second, if you ever try something, you would end up in hospital like the most of your compatriots who did try that
third, you don't even have to start anything because we will start it before you ever think of doing that

>>72851176
is there anything to do other than fight in serbia? sounds like you're verging on africa tier

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>>72850172
pssh...kiddo...psssh im going to fight u as well and beat u up, ur all weak xD
im so scared

It's comfortable living in a first world country desu, Croats are so above you in multiple ways too. Your posts have given a good laugh though, I want you to keep coming here :^)

Btw Serbia has monkey level IQ, lmao. Do you know how to drive?

>>72851237
>is there anything to do other than fight in serbia?
yes, mocking britbongs

>>72851237
he's just larping
only thing he fought was his limp dick haha alri

>>72851369
you sad little man

>>72850305
Need a British bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqEtq34dSUo

haven't seen this in years, pretty impressive

will we be making another one of these threads tomorrow evening?

>>72851353
>catching at straws

you're scared shitless so you now just shift the points
you can't be this desperate

>>72851572
it's clutching at straws not catching at straws

This thread just proves to me that /brit/ is fucking done.

>>72851612
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/catching+at+straws

thanks for proving my point bong

see you next time fuckers, don't forget to run away when you see serbs, it should become one of your survival instincts in the near future

>>72851812
you're in the wrong thread you fucking cunt

>>72851828
only a retard would say that instead of clutching at straws, ya fucking cunt

>>72851353
tesla OBVIOUSLY a croat gentlemen

>>72849152
yeah, say what you will about the people, the landscape is pretty appealing.

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Difference between a log cabin and a country house (not to say a cabin is not comfy)

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im late to the party now am I?

>>72851565
That we will
shame its already 3:00 here

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>>72847917

>once 5 years ago i shot myself with KET in my fucking ass, i couldn't stand up on my legs for like a a hour, i dove a car that night but i couldn't stand up

>>72851869
Fucking break your face, you cucktholic loving cunt

was a fun thread desu