Could I pass as a local in your planet?

finger me daddy

show them your dick like you did last time.

Show them the iberian might, they will forget about the bbc memes in no time

>>72843039
I'm not iberian I'm half western saharian and half bavarian

>>72843066
bullshit, you told you were spanish the other time.

you just don't want to be recognized or identified or something

>>72843145
k

>>72842747
FAAAAAKE

yes in fyrom

>>72843196
show your 24cm dick

>>72843218
it's true, he has a big dick too(typical in spain and portugal, but big for world standards), but he's short and skinny

>>72843283
He's gay though.

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>>72843218
tell that to my lion usb

>>72843377
don't know, who cares?

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>>72842747
AYYLMAO BEGONE

>>72843401
So there's no point in saying BIC can replace BBC

>>72843454
why not?

>>72843378
Why did you delete your twatter account?

It was fucking hilarious (and autistic)

>>72843378
Wtf dude..
>>72843283
It's the Moor genes

>>72843813
it probably is, since high-school I never saw a dick smaller than 13/15cm flaccid.
Also I read a study some time ago, that tested portuguese, african-americans, mexicans and japanese, and we had the biggest testosterone levels.

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>>72843869
PORTUGAL CARALHO

>>72843869
But all the portugese i've met were low test manlets with tiny dicks tho.. strange

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People tell me I have short fingers.

>>72844005
no.
portuguese don't mix and make friends with foreigners, you know nothing about us.

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>>72844029
Donald that you?

>>72844029
fingerlets. when will they learn?

>>72844036
>know nothing about us
>all the cheap labour in Switzerland is Portugese
Kek.
Also sometimes they have to mix to survive..

>>72844088
We're gonna build a wall around Germany and make Switzerland pay for it.

>>72842747
fuck off, we're full

>>72844164
I fucking wish desu.

>>72844148
and how would you now the size of your construction worker's dicks?

>>72844194
Cuz we went to school and army together

>>72844262
portuguese shouldn't go to swiss army to be honest, they are imigrants. and they go to portuguese schools

>>72842747
Are you perhaps, a Bogdanese from Bogdangrad?

>>72844329
I mean the children of immigrants who moved from a young age/ grew up here obviously

>>72844377
The portuguese will control switzerland in the future and luxembourg aswell

>>72842747
wtf
come back to the planet where you are from

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>>72842747
>>72843378
Ayyyy

>>72844005
Those were women, mate.

The moustache kinda throws you off.

>>72843699
i now use @el_furro

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could i pass as a local in your county?

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>>72845215
Rakshasa pls go

Is that shopped?

>>72844607
>>72845123
Kek

>>72845424
no but xiaomi camera does a bit of distorsion when approaching to the borders so i use it to make it look even more disproportionate desu

>>72845686
How tall are you?

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>>72842747
>>72843378

>>72846115
he is small like an alien, no joking

>>72846197
with the cock of an alien too

>>72846115
170cm

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>>72846197
Kek that's pretty funny.

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>>72842747
E.T. hands

What is it with Spanish posters? One with massive hands and that one with a massive mutated looking cock

>>72847734
i'm the same guy

>>72842747
I see, the crystals claimed an other victim.

>>72847734
>massive mutated looking cock
I'd like to see that.

I-I want to have bigger hands, how did you get those AAYYYY looking ones.

>>72848137
>don't go outside
>expend childhood using pc

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>>72842747

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>>72851118
>it's been 16 months

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>>72851118

>>72851118
Do people with marfan have long as dicks or something?

>>72842747
Can you reach your own prostate?

>>72842747
>your finger is not glowing
fugg off

>>72843378
/X/ GET IN HERE

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>>72851118
IT LOOKS LIKE A DILDO

>>72851569
Mate, if he shoves those fingers all the way up his ass he'll make himself throw up.

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I am looking for someone who saved this picture back in 2015. It's for scientific purposes.

>>72845215
are you me?

>>72852502
how do you even use that thing without reaping women in half?

>>72851118
Was there for all of that thread