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roastie btfo edition
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Up the RA
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>tfw we live in a world without Bob Ross
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Bit of a Lidl thread desu
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>>72832817
foy
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need to buy new clothes but i can't be arsed looking at thousands of shirts

need a personal shopper desu
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>>72832768
hahaha he really hates her and i love the entire situation
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>>72832768
Germany has been taking the piss tbf, spending all their money on welfare instead of defending themselves haha
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fucking hate /s/
you're scrolling through, having a nice wank to the various models etc then some weird disgusting cunt posts a closeup of his wife's slimy minge
it's always in the dark with a flash on too so you can see how moist the bumhole is and each individual pube caught up in it, and then he himself replies to it like "wow, so hot! more?"
Dire board.
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>>72832777
yes, but it's been a popular part of English cuisine for hundreds of years too and there are many anglo-indian dishes as a result of it. It's part of our culture.

now fuck off before I slap you with a chapati
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based Trump. America has done a fucking lot for Europe and those arrogant socialist cunts consistently spit in America's face.
I reckon America should pull out and let those spiteful cunts fend for themselves.
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>>72832768
Spending another day alone, unemployed for 2 years living the dream
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reminder that the anti-drug posters on /brit/ are just salty they have no friends to take drugs with and dont have the social skills to find a dealer
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>>72832833
Fuck off Harrods
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>>72832826
the envy swaps after 30 with the sag and back pain
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>>72832768
PNL Para-Edition
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>>72832826
what happens where you live
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>>72832768
how is trump in the wrong here
it is literally "pay denbts" only america will actually ensure there are repercussions for not paying the owed money
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>>72832865
sounds about right
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>>72832852
lmao

literally don't understand what people enjoy about vagina shots, they're not sexy at all
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>>72832882
fat
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>>72832865
>thinking you need social skills to buy drugs in 2017
Bit Tesco mate
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>>72832874
The world turns
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>>72832865
christ alive imagine being this defensive over the fact you smoke weed
is it because it's all there is to your personality or something, mate?
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>>72832865
No one ever mentions friends
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>yes, but it's been a popular part of English cuisine for hundreds of years too and there are many anglo-indian dishes as a result of it. It's part of our culture.
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Fuck yes, we might actually gain our sovereignity back and get rid of the NSA spy post and their drone HQ. Thanks Trump.
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are 5panels still cool lids
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>>72832893
business idea: start saying PAY DENBTS to german posters in the same way we all did to Greece when they owed Germany money
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>>72832911
>le mastermind dark web user has struck again
>>72832926
I don't even smoke weed. Nice conjecture. I take benzos every couple of months and the odd bit of cocaine
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>>72832949
>NSA spy post
wont be getting rid of that given that your country's own spy agency is complicit. That would remain a trans-atlantic deal.
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>>72832949
the downside might be the russians invading lol
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hate playing cunts on top spin 4 who just spam power shots
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Haven't had a wank today and I feel great. Might give this nofap thing a try
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>>72832949
pay denbts
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>>72832784
hope ur ok
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>>72832768

>TIMES OF ISRAEL STAFF
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wonder if we'll ever hear from that mongoloid who overdosed on codeine again lmao
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>>72832959
even weirder being this defensive over the fact you take benzos "every couple of months"
you've got the drug habits of a suburban housewife and you're calling other people sad.
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>>72832973
Ahhhh...Yes...The...Russians...Invading...Germany....Very likely indeed
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Im unironically a paki from pakistan. But I am British.
how does it feel that I'm an undercover paki in /brit/ and you might have been replying to my posts and talking to me really friendly but if you knew I was a paki that wouldn't happen

#rusedandbruised
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>>72832989
I guess he was one of those moderate drug addicts
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>>72832949
pay denbts, krautnigger
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Hi
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>>72833015
FOP
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>>72832973
at this stage, so what? what are they going to do? destroy german culture?
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>this thick cunt calling non drug-users "autists with no friends" started the conversation by interjecting about someone overdosing on codeine
squealing
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>>72833008
So lol what are you going to do ya fucking bufty, cry more
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>>72833015
you're not undercover. your posts are obvious paki posts. you're one of several pakis here who pretend not to be pakis to fit in because you know, deep down, most or /brit/ thinks you're not human
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>>72833041
true, it is all lost
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>>72832949
>sovereignity
you won't
the FRG is a puppet state
the GDR was the last true Prussian-German state
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started jugging drugs on the dark net
quite easy tbH
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>>72833015
Most of us are desi lads
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>>72833056
so lol
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>>72833015
rarely does one see a very friendly post in /brit/
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>tfw the UK government still owes my family £200m from WW2
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>>72833107
for what
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>>72833051
just think you're pretty funny mate, it's a grim state of affairs when you're saying that people who dont "do benzos every couple of months" are "autists with no friends"
hahahaha
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>>72832949
Also the CIA rendition facilities would be gone, too. I hope Merkel calls him out and he has to pull through to save his face and they have to fuck off for good.
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>>72833107
take em to court
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>>72833107
hello mr shekelstein
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>>72832951
pls respond my /fa/ negros
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>>72833118
I quit and toned down my usage last year. I met a friend group I'm now part of thanks to drugs.

Cry more sweetie :^)
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nation
ˈneJʃ(ə)n/Submit
noun
a large body of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular state or territory.

WTF?? Common descent? What does that even mean
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>>72833107
UK government owes me reparations for the potato famine
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>>72833089
fell in love with a half indian girl but she had a bf and she dropped out of uni to move back home.
Just thought i'd say cos you mentioned desi people x
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>>72832994
looks like if one of emilia clarke's parents were black
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>>72833015

Nobody cares
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>>72833146
>I met a friend group I'm now part of thanks to benzos
fucking who mate, the local single mother support group?
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>>72833151
so does this mean england will be renamed new pakistan or something similar in 2050?
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>people still think trump isn't a russian stooge

this is literally a written precursor to removal of US military assets in europe
he's going to leave the door open for putin
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>>72833107
How far back do you think claims can go?
Claim for damages incurred during the English civil war?
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idea for gta 6: ability to bribe the/some cops to leave you alone
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>>72833188
State of your reading comprehension. I said I used to have a different usage pattern but quit. I've literally tried any drug you can name
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Ah yes
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>>72833175
literally the only resemblance is the hair colour hahahah you mong
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Brit? More like shit
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>>72833193
oh nooooooo i must fight and die to defend mutti merkel oooooooooh noooo
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>>72833223
You don't need to buy that book, the secret is took take drugs apparently
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>>72833223
got any friends yet?
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>>72833193
Nice conspiracy theory

>>>/infowars/
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With the Americans pulling out and the electoral wins of Schulz and Macron we would have a European army and defense union within one legislative period. Trump is a gift that keeps on giving.
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>trying to act hard by saying "i've done all the drugs me"
state of these runts
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>I've literally tried any drug you can name
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the old hairline is 'ceding
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>>72833193
Why can't European nato deal with Russia? Two countries with nuclear weapons and a combined budget way higher than the Russian budget

Inb4
>He will invade the baltics!

The baltics are in the EU
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>>I've literally tried any drug you can name
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>>72832768
Kek, Krauts on suicide watch
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72833260
>hes so mad hes replying to a post that isn't mine to bitch about me
C to the R to the E to the A to the S to the I to the N to the G
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>>72833283
if any of that happens there'd be an eirxit
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>>72833193
And nothing of value will be lost.
Europe is trash, future is Pacific theatre.
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>the old hairline is 'ceding
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>I've literally tried any drug you can name
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>>72833285
>>72833287
>>72833304
U jelly brah :^)
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alri lads currently sat in my bedroom by myself taking benzos and shitposting on 4chan
expecting all my friends to turn up any second
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>>72832949
cannae wait for dresden 2.0 when America removes all its anti icbm and anti air systems
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quints
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Always find it bizarre how much people care about university varsity

The quality is fucking dire to watch
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just did a drug
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imagine taking drugs just to make friends. what a loser.
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so you're telling me britons have a "students loan"
that means it needs to be paid back? creasing
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>>72833316
wasn't talking to you
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fallen in love with a 17 year old lads

haha what am i like
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>>72833193
Oh no! Russia will take over Germany!

who gives a single dog bollock what happens to germany? the sooner that nation dies, the better for all humanity.
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post toot
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>>72833334
ahahahahahahah
>mfw brits can't even get nice digits

right wankers desu
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>tfw no jessies girl gf
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>imagine taking drugs just to make friends. what a loser.
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Thread derailed again all according to plan
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>>72833386
a nonce
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>>72833386
NONCE
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>>72832833
I can find clothing for you if you pay me 50 bucks an hour :)
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Tell me in what instance am I to say "howling" or "screeching" ?
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>>72833386
'nce
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There are people in this thread right now that think modern Russia will invade Germany

Are you all 13?
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>>72833353
my one got well violent this year, runts burning the banners of eachother's uni and bottling eachother. Dont know how they got so worked up about it
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>>72832833
Go naked
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>>72833403
lol triggered.
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this swedish poster is so bad
never seen someone get so few (you)'s on /brit/
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>imagine taking drugs just to make friends. what a loser.
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>>72833382
ah yes surrendering all of your profits so Jamal and Lea can study fine arts on your coin and reap absolutely no reward for either person or country

even student loans are a bad idea
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>>72833417
Anyone remember when that yank mong used to think 'shouting' worked in place of howling
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>the man who made friends from "taking benzos once every couple of months" is now 'dora posting when people call him a loser
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i like drugs as much as the next degenerate but bragging about it on 4chan and mocking people who dont is just pathetic.
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>>72833405
You can't derail a general, retard
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>>the man who made friends from "taking benzos once every couple of months" is now 'dora posting when people call him a loser
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>>72833409
>>72833412
>>72833422
ahahahaha now look look

look

she's peng
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snUwjzIQo94

remain calm
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>frying your brain is cool
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>i like drugs as much as the next degenerate but bragging about it on 4chan and mocking people who dont is just pathetic.
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>>72833462
HOLLERING
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>>72833443
education is for everyone mate, no matter what is being teached x
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>>72833386
yelling
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>you will never be as triggered as this benzo runt
lmao
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>>72833403
>>72833439
>he's LITERALLY posting the same thing twice to make it seem like more people agree with him
i am in tears
at least dont post exactly one minute apart you utter shambles
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>i like drugs as much as the next degenerate but bragging about it on 4chan and mocking people who dont is just pathetic
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>>72833482
17 is legal mayte
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>teached
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Drugs are a social thing. There's something heartbreakingly sad about imagining someone taking them in their dark room browsing 'chan
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>>72833485
classic 4chan image. wonder what he's like nowadays.

his fly being undone is a nice touch.
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>>i like drugs as much as the next degenerate but bragging about it on 4chan and mocking people who dont is just pathetic.
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>>72833525
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Remember when that Canadian thought that getting drunk on an aeroplane was a literal fantasy? A dream that most humans could only ever achieve through sheer imagination? An unreachable, unattainable goal for us mere mortal?

fucking SCREECHING at the memory
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>>72833491
Your welfare state will collapse in our lifetime
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>i like drugs
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>>72833491
you'll be saying that up until you inevitably become a 3rd world country and by then it will be too late
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>>72833561
crying
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>>72833561
It's just ill-advised
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just injected battery acid into me arm, are we friends yet?
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Squawking
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>just injected battery acid into me arm, are we friends yet?
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>>72833569
alri doctorate in economy

>>72833592
lol france is still powerful mate
it will become even greater once the hollande twat fucks off
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>just injected battery acid into me arm, are we friends yet?
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>>72833619
bit much lad
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Canadians in a shallow grave

thoughts?
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>>72833619
nah bro you gotta down this
*hands you a bottle of motor oil*
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>>72833559
>he's so unbelievably upset that he's editing screenshots in ms paint
stop it im going to die
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Remember when /b/ got that radio host fired from his job and sent to prison because he was racist

How times change
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>>72833662
It's almost like you want us to win
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>>72833614
>the Canadian that simply couldn't FATHOM being drunk on a plane is actually here right this second
SCREEEEEEEECHING
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>>he's so unbelievably upset that he's editing screenshots in ms paint
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Drugs are fun
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pierre woodman is disgusting
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>>he's so unbelievably upset that he's editing screenshots in ms paint
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>>72833652
its fine desu. I'm glad france puts its corporate taxes so high, lets Ireland steal all its taxes
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>>72833561
missed this

almost got thrown off a plane for being too smashed once.

wasn't even being difficult, just couldnt walk straight

fucking yank airlines
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>>72833662
Waste of a shallow grave.
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>>72833682
contrarian runts and stormweenies. plus the rise of /pol/, changed things
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>>72833228
disagree
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>>72833682
who was your man who used to do the prank calls and ended up getting arresred and put in jail for calling a bomb threat haha
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turning 53 million Canadians into a fine paste to be used in plastics and adhesives

thoughts?
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>>72833738
The stromfront shill campaign on 4chan leading to Donald Trump getting elected will be studied in school in 50 years
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>turning 53 million Canadians into a fine paste to be used in plastics and adhesives

>thoughts?
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>>72833786
dont think that many canadians exist so you'll have to wait a couple years
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>>72833482
>>72833386
post pics
and that's legal everywhere in the country
although fucking her in the bum is still illegal in qld
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>turning 53 million Canadians into a fine paste to be used in plastics and adhesives

>thoughts?
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>>72833786
not sure why we'd need that much plastic and adhesives
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>>72833561
lmao wut
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>>72833708
frances ctr is lower than irelands
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this 17 year old is absolutely, positively and utterly apex chebs
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>>72833425
There are people in this thread right now who think that exiting and abandoning the biggest trading block in the world comprised of more than 25 countries that have FTAs in force with 30 other states and territories, partly in force 10 countries, negotiated but not signed with other 20 states and negotiating with another 20 countries makes their country more 'global' and open to trade.
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>>72833728
degenerate
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>>72833729
>>72833786
What's your FUCKING PROBLEM?
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>>72833786

jokes on you only 35 million of us

>fine paste shortage ruins Australian economy
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>>72833786
there's no way there are that many canadians
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>degenerate
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I am the hacker known as 4 Chan.

Hand over your internet saved data.
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>>72833850
its not. They have one bracket thats lower but only for startups
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>>72832768
>Former Secretary of Labor under Bill Clinton Robert Reich said: “Trump is an international embarrassment. To our allies around the world: He doesn’t represent most Americans, and we’re doing all we can."
>Robert Reich
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>>72833559
>.png to show it's been edited in paint
>underline doesn't cut off in the way it would if you didn't get a (You)

embarrassing mate
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>>.png to show it's been edited in paint
>underline doesn't cut off in the way it would if you didn't get a (You)

>embarrassing mate
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>>72833652
>france is still powerful mate

you've been saying this for 200 years and It's not been proven true once
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Business idea: Australian slave trade
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>>72832768
Merkel is a disgrace to her country 2bh
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>>72833853
absolute nonce
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>>72833728
FIRST ONE TO WALK (straight) GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
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just tidied up for mummy.

wonder how many good boy points that;s worth
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imagine the millisecond of existential disappointment when your fedora-post doesn't get a reply
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>>72833877
>he's still upset
let it go mate, tarquins mum probably has another benzo by now that you can split between you
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>>72833860
'sheed
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>>72833892
wrong

look it up a study done several years ago found its effective ctr was about half of irelands
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time for broken skull ranch lads
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>>72833945
When did I say I made friends from benzos? I said I made them when my usage was different, you're the mong who has no literacy
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imagine the lifetime of disappointment when your son is Canadian
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what's worse?
a muslim or a mtf tranny who still looks masculine
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rare fedora gif for sale
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business idea: wank
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>euros hate us
>want us to take care of them
let the russians and muslims have them
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>>72833995
Having a kid and finding out it's a mongoloid or has some other crippling problem and the wife refuses to abort it is LITERALLY my biggest fear
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>>72833961
the thing is Irelands is high enough for sme's but for multinational corporations they all pay less than 10% and they're the ones who relocate
the tax rate to sme's is irrelevant in a way because they cant relocate
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>>72833973
my favourite show is a new ep on?
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>>72834009
tranny
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business idea: sell wanks
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>>72834026
we pay our 2% nato budget, don't group us in with the continentals
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Drugs drugs drugs drugs DRUGSDRUGSDRUGSDRUGS
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>>72834026
with great power comes great responsibility
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>>72833931
underrated
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>>72834009
neither are welcome in my state
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>>72834034
don't know just started on dave now

haven't seen this one before
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>>72834026
I agree
protect us though we still like america haha :p
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lager lager lager lager LAGERLAGERLAGERLAGER
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100 million Canadians cast into the sun without a wince of reproach
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bicycled home with the cute czech girl from the office today
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doctorate in social sciences here ama
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>>72834070
degenerate
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In west philadelphia born and raised
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*nocturnal depression kick in

lol
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business idea: sell ranks
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>>72834009
in my Ireland both will be sent to break rocks for 12 hours a day
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business idea: enjoy the company of this Irish lad because he does well by you
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>>72834114
*throws a Capsicum at you*
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>>72834009
worse in what sense?
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>>72834150
good post
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Build the wall, make Merkel's political career pay for it.
Noice pest removal from the Trump.
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>>72834148
Good idea, this is what enabled us to defeat Napoleon.
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>>72834162
*throws a capri sun at you*
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*overthrows the government*
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>>72834129
get me a job m8
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a singular mass of handsome Australian boot utterly decimating all of the American continent with great prejudice
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>>72833995
>>72834114
AUSTRALIA
>>
>lovely day out
>decide to give my new outfit for a spin
>brown kinda chelsea boots
>ripped light blue skinny jeans
>flannel shirt with the top 3(or 4 buttons if you include collar) undone
>light brown/tan leather biker jacket
>cowboy hat so curved its basically in line with the side of my head and the tip curls down to my eye line
>also have long greasy hair, need to get it cut
>feeling confident. Swagger. Sunshine.
>"u avin a fukin laff dickhead"
>gaggle of degenerates outside my east London McDonald's
>uhhh.exe
>your mum sells Avon
>they start throwing food at me
>start walking faster and go round corner to check the damage
>just some mustard on my jacket (haha easy wipe clan suckers)
>mcflurry all up my new jeans

Still tho nice day eh lads
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>>72834172
>invade Germany and restore the 4th reich
is this Trump's endgame?
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>72833987
>he's still THIS upset over no one thinking his benzo friends are cool
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>>72834215
not a single word
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why doesn't britain still have the strongest culture of all the anglo 'spora countries ?
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>>72834200
an HR guy just quit

do you speak german?
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*nationalises everything*
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candidate gf ignored me today
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You boys see this?

VERY nice.
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>>72834215
this didnt happen though did it mate
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>>72834251
do you?
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What happened to shop posting? was fun last night lads
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>>72834286
no
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>>72834269
inb4 stupid england wastes it all.

scotland would be colonising alpha centauri by now
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>>72834308
how do you work there then
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>>72832868
She just gets rid of them once she's tired of them.

Busty advantage in youth, relaxed back once she's cashed in.

Assuming she doesn't fuck blacks so someone will stick around.
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>>72834317
m8 scotland couldn't even colonise Panama
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the average Canadian is an inanimate figure, void of bone and mettle and theme

every Canadian exists without consent
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>>72834344
no one in germany speaks german any more
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>>72834362
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>>72834269
that oil belongs to sweden now. give it up or prepare to face the wrath of the entire swedish armed forces
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>>72834360
>replying to a 45 minute old post
kys
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>finasterida causing quickened shedding

Kill me
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>>72834344
i mean i know enough to get by

but my job doesn't require german
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>>72834362
that was the noble's fault. with english cross breeding.

socialist republic when
>>
This is so stupid, are they scared bogeyman Russia is gonna come and take over? They're not stupid.

They should be afraid of being defenseless from their own muslims.
>>
>>72834394
fin is literally jewish tricks: the pill

stop taking it immediately
>>
willy bum poo
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>>72834150
>The south
>At all unwelcoming to foreigners
Dream on Padraig, the republic will become England 2.0 within the decade
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>>72834401
get me one like yours then

do i need a german bank account?
>>
>>72834394
Try dutasteride? Steal it from a tranny.
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>>72834365
Ask yer mum if we have bones
>>
did a gigantic shit and now my arse is bleeding
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>>72834450
hence why I said MY Ireland. They'll rue the day I seize control
>>
>>72834452
come to berlin

and no, don't think so
>>
Editing my dissertation lads.

Its fucking woeful and cringeworthy to read.
>>
>>72834388
>replying to a reply to a 45 minute old post

Seems like it worked.
>>
on the 28th of March, 2017 the Australians were once again wholly superior to the American Continentals
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>>72834439
Nah m8. My hair is all I've got.

>>72834456
Supposedly additional shedding occurs during the initial phase so idk. Might hop on dut as well
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2RZXeQc5HU

phwoar
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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/rouanne-38054-298.html

>tfw no bulldyke prisongf
>>
will be doing a poo then having a shower and a wank momentarily
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>>72834486
>tfw got a first in my dissertation
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interesting, from the moment i begin power-posting so to does some others

I shall exercise my supreme command of you all to a fuller, more violent extent in the coming future
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>>72834532
just had a shower
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>>72834552
>gif
fuck off
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>>72834540
Probably gonna get a first 2bh, if not a high 2:1.

Its just painful to read.
>>
>>72834525
>.meet-an-inmate

For what purpose?
>>
rode my bycicle to home
felt nice
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>>72834558
have a webm then lad
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>>72834571
prisongf's can't leave
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>>72834604
Never thought of it that way
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>>72834565
>Its just painful to read.
why's that ?
>>
Lit a smoke and farted simultaneously. EPIC.
>>
Dispose of your missiles, cast them into Canada with the thunder of worldwide applause, and breath freely and happily and with confidence of the new world order
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39394624
>Sexy frozen bath time Elsa
HOWLING
>>
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The so called hairline
>>
Did you know yanks can't wrap their heads around football because it's not turn-based?
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>>72834676
You done yet?
>>
>>72834653
A lot of the content is bollocks and it feels like I'm forcing drama and arguments in a pretty stale area.

Its a history one btw.
>>
>>72834714
football IS turn based
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>>72834676

A lone Australian, freezing to death while I watch
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family are arguing again
>>
I hereby ask asylum of the righteous government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>
>>72834710
fucking michael jackson
>>
>>72834760
Deck them all and establish dominance
>>
I am man manifest felling with utter power and hate my weapon unto the petty skull of Canada, a manifestation of all human fault and fallibility
>>
>>72834762
are you a qt3.14 grill
>>
>>72834710
Would have a sesh with
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>>72834750
>burger
>>72834753
>syrup
>>72834767
>sashimi
>>72834771
>shrimp
>>72834710
>air

/"""""""""brit"""""""""/
>>
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The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel on Amazon
She gets her chebs out as well
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>>72834710
despite the similar hairline you're a much better poster than the algerian
>>
>>72834819
fucked it
>>
>>72834215
>>ripped jeans
only looks good on girls and thats just about showing skin
>>
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/maci-46857-177.html

Lets write her and ask her about her day.
>>
>>72832768
>tfw I will get to liberate Germany just like my great grandfather
>>
>>72834788
that's a bit much
>>
>>72834846
>Would you like letters from both sexes?
>Men

Dropped
>>
Hear my words, faithful reader of the future, eradicate them beginning now. Let drop the Apocalypse unto every man woman and child of Canadian birth. Do not stop, do not pause, do not wince until they have met their fate. Failure to do so will only result in the company of Canadians
>>
>>72834846
>The driver of the vehicle was identified as Maci
Jade Frost, a 26 year old white female. Frost's Texas driver's
license was currently suspended and had a previous
conviction for Driving While License Invalid. Frost was
placed under arrest for Driving While License Invalid with
Previous Conviction. A search of the vehicle revealed
approximately 67.7 grams of suspected methamphetamine,
6 suspected diazapam pills, and numerous unused clear
plastic baggies. Frost was also charged with
Manufacture/Delivery Controlled Substance Penalty Group 1
4g<200g and Possession of Dangerous Drug.
>>
>>72834360
thats expensive and she could have a permanently damaged back
>>
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>>72834767
Love his music

>>72834805
Bit gay
>>
>>72834845
ripped jeans, skinny jeans, literal indicators of a gay twink/runt
>>
>>72834476
i don't have a job there though
>>
>>72834875
Are you that canadian lesbian in Sweden?
>>
>>72834710
shave it all off you mad bastard
>>
>>72834936
skinny (male) jeans are normal and you'll look like a slop wearing other sorts
skinny (female) jeans are odd looking on a man
>>
gonna get the new mass effect don't care about the bad reviews it's getting

honestly don't really care if the faces look a bit silly
>>
>>72834898
So she sold a little meth, no big deal

What about this one
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kalyn-510405.html

2067/life
>>
>>72834976
>skinny (male) jeans are normal and you'll look like a slop wearing other sorts
hahahaha shut the fuck up
>>
>>72834976
>skinny (male) jeans are normal and you'll look like a slop wearing other sorts
t.60kg twink.
>>
>>72834993
i only watched the first couple of minutes of this but they look more than silly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU
>>
>>72834975
That bad, huh? Jdimsa
>>
>>72834976
I literally cannot fit my legs into skinny jeans and I'm 19 and weigh like 175lbs
>>
>>72834949
>canadian lesbian in Sweden?

jesus fucking wept

i'm going to bed to dream of your country's demise you utter road kill of a country and if god doesnt grant me a stroke in the night i'll set to fucking work my master plan to subjugate you all as is your worth
>>
>>72835046
no
i'm just saying you will still look good with a shaved head
>>
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>hahahaha shut the fuck up
>t.60kg twink.
>>
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>>72834881
>>72835080
>>
>>72835117
me on the middle
>>
>>72835064
skinny jeans don't come in one size
>>
really jealous of dane anon.

wish i could leave my parents and live abroad in a city with a high flying job and a qt czech gf

wouldn't know where to begin though
>>
>>72835105
No one looks good without hair.
>>
>>72835008
>Kalyn Marie Polochak will turn 18 next month in state prison as she serves a life sentence for helping her boyfriend murder his grandmother.
>>
>>72835166
thierry henry does
>>
might have a whirl on the ol' truck sim
>>
>>72834710
im confused did you take a photo of a window reflection or something
>>
dont want to be mean to others but i think danelad would be the most pleasant bloke to hang out with
>>
>Stuart Cloete, a writer from South Africa, was a British public schoolboy commissioned, aged 17, at the start of the war

>‘In ordinary warfare the bodies went back with the limbers [gun carriages] that brought up the rations, but now there were hundreds, thousands, not merely ours but German as well.

>Out in no-man’s-land, ‘the sun swelled up the dead with gas and often turned them blue, almost navy blue. Then, when the gas escaped, the bodies dried up like mummies and were frozen in their death positions... sitting bodies, kneeling bodies, bodies in almost every position, though most lay on their bellies or on their backs.

>‘The crows pecked out the eyes and rats lived on bodies that lay in abandoned dugouts. These rats were very large and quite fearless, their familiarity with the dead having made them contemptuous of the living. One night one fell on my face in a dugout and bit me.


imagine facing this sort of shit
>>
>>72835173
Might give her a write and say hello
>>
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>>72835197
>male model tier guy looks good without hair so you will, runt
>>
make a new ffs
>>
>‘Where we fought several times over the same ground bodies became incorporated in the material of the trenches themselves.’ He remembered in one place accidentally digging through corpses of Frenchmen killed and buried in 1915.

>‘They were putrid, with the consistency of Camembert cheese. I once fell and put my hand right through the belly of a man. It was days before I got the smell out of my nails.’

>At one stage his battalion had to deal with a thousand rotting corpses, which ‘came to pieces in your hands. As you lifted a body by the arms and leg, the torso detached.

>'Even worse was that each one was crawling with maggots and covered inches deep with a black fur of flies which flew up into your face, mouth, eyes and nostrils.’
>>
>>72834710
Is that Adis Ababa?
Looks comfier than my old view t bh
>>
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>>72835254
i'm glad you understand

now be a big boy and cut that mop off
>>
>>72835210
Yes. I'm locked out on the ol' balcony, drunk.
>>
does most people in wales have an english accent?
>>
>>72833561
>A dream that most humans could only ever achieve through sheer imagination? An unreachable, unattainable goal for us mere mortal?
Sounds like you're describing being sober on a plane
>>
>>72835302
yeah
with a welsh twang tho
>>
>>72835302
>does most
>>
>>72835253
pls do and pls post ur message
>>
>>72835342
sorry for poor english
>>
>>72835339
>>
>>72835358
Not sure what to say

Can't exactly bring up the weather or complement her clothes and invite her out for a drink
>>
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>>72835288
Are you /sp/ hue? Yes, it's addis.
>>
can you do detroit in a day trip if you're on holiday in toronto ?
>>
>>72835436
Yeah, though I wouldn't recommend it. Toronto is bad enough but that's like stepping foot in hell on earth.
>>
>>72835436

Not really. 5 hrs by train, flying not worth the bitch
>>
>>72835436
hitchhike there you'll be fine
>>
>>72835515
It's a 4 hour drive that's nothing m8
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