/brit/

Up the RA

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need to go buy some milk

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Me before my morning caw fee

what degree do I need to get a job at Tesco?

are your parents retired?

anime hip-hop
Initial D themed album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbpkuLJPy9c

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>>72830734
home ec

>>72830722
can't believe what the jews did to hitler

they completely destroyed his once good name

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masters in food replenishment

>>72830736
my dad's retired from life (dead)

>>72830722
Spend a good 10 mins trying to find Kev

>>72830734
Bastards keep rejecting me ffs

>>72830741
Holy shit blew me away

>>72830768

gg

>>72830734
drop out of the university of light graduate of the school of hardknocks

>>72830736
No im not 50

how did the earliest humans figure out if have to put your willy inside a cunt and stimulate to further the human race?

#TransGirlTwitter is the most degenerate hashtag I've seen in a long long time

most of the blokes don't even look passable

how old were your parents when they had you?

dad was 43, mum was 31

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39399390

Theresa confirms she's going to reverse Scottish devolution after brexit

the university of light?

sounds profound senpai

>>72830831
D: 83
M: 14

>>72830736
Nah

Mum did they stay at home mum thing when we were kids and now she's a nurse.

Dad is running the family business with my uncle and they probably won't retire until my cousin and I are ready to take over in a decade or so.

>>72830822
Instinct

Thoughts on cum?

>>72830822
god sellotaped instructions to their dicks

>>72830822
read a fucking bible

a joke says life is shit and then you die
the simple minded laugh with echoes of 'so true'
the rational ask 'so why bother'

>>72830822
God told them.

and then told them its wrong to do it outside of a specific set of circumstances because reasons.

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Hate red nose day and comic relief

I actively avoid buying charity shit because it's either going to smelly pakis halfway across the world, or it's going 'poor' people in Britain who are most likely smelly pakis too.

fuck off

>>72830802
your parents can only retire when you're 50 ?

>>72830831
no wonder you're an autistic freak.

>>72830822
just fell on her and it fell in haha

university + university = diversity
university + university + university + university = multiversity

>>72830842
Good, those uppity whiny cunts need to be slapped.

>>72830855

Several, in fact

Your Outlook settings are out of date.

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When they're 70 which would mean I'd need to be 50

>>72830849
your dad sounds like a bit of a nonce, if i'm not mistaken

>>72830865
t.mentally ill man

>>72830831
Dad was 21 mum was 25

>>72830822
you instinctively feel like doing it obviously
there were probably a few accidental anals going around

>>72830822
instinct

>>72830897
People still use Outlook?

>>72830822
>to further the human race
this isn't the goal

animals don't know babies will turn up when they pump away

it's just instinctual impulse to release semen, hence why we do it on pillows and into our hands as well.

decided to take early retirement (I'm 22)

>>72830842
That would be a great thing

shame it'll never happen

>>72830831
mum was 31 dad was 32

>>72830871
Charity doesnt work.

Fun fact Live Aid did more harm than good because the money raised fed the soldiers and not the people affected by the famine haha x

girl I know still sucks her thumb at 23

>>72830898
why not 60-65

decided to take early retirement (I'm 69)

>>72830903
lovely guy imo

>>72830970
she's just practising

>>72830886
yeah, and despite their relatively old ages (which you'd think would ensure security), i still somehow managed to grow up in a broken home

>>72830970
Wife material

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just cut my own hair lads

captcha: english vent

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>>72830947

>FUCK OFF SCOTLAND

>except don't really fuck off, stay with us

>>72830984
broken dick too LOL

>>72830934
no desu but i keep getting the notification

>>72830984
i would assume it would mean less security since they're both ugly now

Lads what's with the sky? It's not grey it's some shade of blue

Bit worried

>tfw you have a haircut and you don't feel like you look better at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z4Gg2vd7e0

>>72830842
Remember when camcam promised extended devolution for the Scots as a bribe and then it never happened

>>72831023
looks pretty grey to me senpai

>>72830995
Scotland isn't real, it's a county of England

wish I had adult memories of my mum when she was in her 20s

>>72830995
would be quite happy if england went independent 2bh

>>72831000
he's not me i'm >>72830952

>>72831026
ask for a refund

>>72831000
it's got a scar on it from when i got it caught in a zipper but it's not broken

>>72831017
my mum's zoosk page does iron man numbers

>>72831050
perv

do you think a peaceful left wing liberal will try to break into parliament with a sponge and a rusty spanner to try and stop brexit?

>>72831026
always me which is why i want one of my family to just shave it but they refuse

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can't wait lads

Ahh yes, Americans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e217KYGanw8

>>72831031
it did.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland_Act_2016

it doesn't look like much but it is in fact the most independent form of cuckdom in world history

>>72831050
Oedipus

Might get some beer tonight

>>72831088
because the pickings are slim

>>72831107
betrayed by the globalists

>>72831146
*capitalists

>>72830865
uh, sweetie, howd they know how to read?

>>72830970
i still sleep with a teddy bear at 21

>>72831159
*EU bureaucrats

>>72831134
i thought beer was illegal in muslamistan

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>>72831167
got a 3 (You) combo off 3 different posts

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>>72831167
so does tim and he's mid 40s

is it common for your junk to be a darker colour? mine have a colour resembling a jaundiced person

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>match with a girl on Tinder
>imagine spending my entire life with her before I've even said anything

Think my body is finally rejecting alcohol after 4 years of nonstop alcoholism

Had a bottle of vodka last night and I am so queasy today I can't move. Never ever happened before.

Maybe this will give me a push to finally stop

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>>72831107
The food spending change is pretty accurate.

>>72831167
i never cared for things like that. is it an early sign of the 'tism?

*flies to the moon*

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Reading the ol 'squire in the sun with a plate of toast and glass of milk

banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBZmYbfbEu0

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Sad state of affairs this lad.

Remember when each of his videos had millions of views, he's got 4 million subscribers ffs.

wish I kept at least some of soft toys and lego I got rid of in my teens

everything I don't like is reddit

>>72831226
a functioning body will always reject alcohol

why is everyone being so mean to me tonight?

>>72831265
Got roasted by another e-celeb iDubbz.

>>72831226
absolutely banjaxed after drinking heavily nowadays, takes me 24+ hours to get over it

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>>72831296
>tonight

it's the middle of the afternoon lad

>>72831258
Very racist image I see here

>>72831107
how would a survey make predictions

>>72831264
jockcunts

have some things i need to deal with but i honestly cbf

how easy is it to move to the uk?
i like rainy days and tea

need a thumbsucking gf ( cute one,not an adult)

>>72831357
it will be made easier for you by brexit lad, come along

>>72831265
his videos were never good and he just got extremely lucky, making fun of low-hanging fruit on the internet has broad appeal

of course now his reputation is in tatters thanks to idubbz and that other bloke

Just got promoted to team leader in argos. Might buy an Audi.

Thoughts?

How do you get a nice car lads? Do you just save thousands and buy it? I just got in an uber for a £6 fare and he had a 66 plate Prius (not a dream car but still expensive and really comfortable) - how can he afford it? I looked at their leasing website and you still need an 8k deposit and £199 a month.

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>>72831296
maybe they think you're me

>>72831265
Based iDubbz destroyed him

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>>72831329
Survey of people/organisations making evidence-based predictions.

VERY accurate.

>>72831389
See
>>72831379

>>72831265
Didn't he make at least a couple mill while he was big?

>>72831357
how dark are you?

>>72831357
please don't

>>72831389
buy used.

go to a dealership
lots of people trade in cars after no time at all.

Have made A LOT of money on the markets today

Healthcare and industrials, too fuckin easy

>>72831423
not enough

>>72831389
you get a bank loan
my brother who isn't a dropkick like me has decided after buying a used bmw years ago that a luxury car is never worth the money

>>72831469
don't know what a dropkick is in this context

>>72830734
sister has a degree in history from a rustler group uni and she works at tesco so I guess that

>>72830768
WAHEEEEEEEY

Same haha

wish I could shag ma maw who is thicc btw

>>72831389
they buy it on credit and spend the rest of their lives paying it back

>>72831489
a loser

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can't believe tim was once head of marketing for waitrose

>>72831540
what is the etymology?

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>>72830827
you're so transphobic

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She sounds like a bit of a cunt, what do you even say to this kind of person

>Yeah I know cool places! Let's go! Please!

a subaru impreza hatchback is pretty much the only car you'll ever need

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>>72831190
Fuck off m8.

Hate when you watch a series of videos on youtube from a total pleb and then youtube spams your whole feed up with them FUCK SAKE

>>72831265
who?

>>72830684
SWITCHBLADES

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>>72831561
no idea

>>72831568
>what do you even say to this kind of person
You make a joke about how in reality how awkward it would be and how you'd desperately want to end it all by jumping off a cliff obvs

/brit/ is the most degenerate general I've seen in a long long time

most of the blokes aren't even straight

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>>72831406
just leave

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>fucked up another job interview

>>72831625
You can suck my cock

>>72831608
idiot

>>72831641
t. chinless runt

>>72831653
at least you get the interviews

>>72831568
why would anyone put in effort for that boychest?

Sucking someone's cock

Thoughts?

>>72831678
if it's for the banter then it's alright, if not then it's a bit gay

>>72831678
bit gay

>>72831655
are you making a joke?

>>72831653
>So what have you been doing this past year of not being employed in education?
>Playing computer games and that.

I literally said this

>>72831678
do me

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the gf

>>72831434
i promise i'll behave and provide good qualified work.
i just cant stand this place anymore, too hot/dangerous/economically fucked

>>72831685
oh my god this image i cant even

>>72831723
glad to see amazing atheist shaved his neckbeard

>>72831703
fuck off cunt, you're just trying to make him confident to make hims say that and fail his interview. You don't say ''i watch cartoons and play video games in my room all day'' to a job interview retard

>>72831703
Staring at my screen with a blank expression while typing "howling"
-----

HOWLING

>>72831653
quite like these outrageous pepes

>>72831703
you you suffer from the 'tism?

would have sex with a pre-T FtM

>>72831795
I just fucked up, I swear the interview wasn't that bad but for that question I just answered casually as if I dropped out of interview mode. Honestly cringe everytime I think about it.

>>72831805

Not as fun as it sounds

Just heard the word 'bollocking' on a Dave Top Gear repeat.

Shall be writing a very aggressive complaint shortly.

Having an absolutely bollocking time lads

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the only way i can imagine someone fucking up a job interview is if they have a stupid accent/voice

>tfw well-spoken

government are hiding the ufo alien files from us lads

browsing #transguytwitter

half of them are androgynous girls, would fugg

>>72831891
ayy lmao

>>72831889
>Australian
>well spoken

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>>72831889
OI'M a TOTUL TEEM PLAYUH

>>72831889
once put on my resume that im good at noticing small details

they made me sign a sheet or something and i put the wrong date down accidentally

right fucked that one up hehe

not sure whether to confess my love of anal masturbation with the fwb

>>72831927
yeah well i'm a rare case

people automatically think i'm smart when they hear me speak when actually i'm a bit dense in most areas

>>72831939
Way to go Dave

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>>72831891
what if they're hiding the aliens in north korea

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the bird

>>72831703
shameless wageslave interviewers feel envious of your NEET freedom, never mention this again or they will punish you with work

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the lass

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I went straight into an interview that took place mid-morning and said 'good evening' as my first line

zooted at work lads

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>yeah well i'm a rare case

>people automatically think i'm smart when they hear me speak when actually i'm a bit dense in most areas

posting while on the bog

>>72831703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuUtIZXXHE4

>>72831889
the whole process just seems pointless these days
everyone knows what you're supposed to say now

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39358725

my taxes literally pay for a state run The Guardian.

What I've come to realise

Girls like weirdness, but only in small doses

A few messages of being "weird" is enough but if you keep it up they'll just get weirded out

posting while sat at my desk

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>name a time that you had to take a leadership position and what did you do

uh, no?

Large chip with curry and cheese is the best thing about the UK.

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>it's a we're moving out because there's too many brown people in London now escape to the country episode
EVERY
TIME

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>why do you want to join our company

>>72832078
incorrect
they like weirdness if you have enough looks to make up for it
they would tolerate massive amounts of autism if you were god-like

Have never been in a job interview except as a interviewer.

>>72832075
are you trying to imply your "taxes" pay for the BBC? Aside from the obvious, you sound like a yank on a UK proxy

>>72832107


HOWLING

smoked some hash with my boss

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>how much do you except to get paid hourly

fuck OFF

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>and why do you want to escape to the country anon??

Willies: your thoughts?

>>72832091
VERY odd how englishmen treat curry like some part of their cuisine

>>72832078
>>72832118
They like weirdness if you're attractive.

>>72832118
>they would tolerate massive amounts of autism if you were god-like
nah they won't, especially with all those dating apps now

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>Belgian beer

Tastes like stale Heineken

>>72832150
Very odd how India does considering the ingredients for it were brought over from South America

>>72832128

>The TV licence fee is a tax[4] collected by the BBC and primarily used to fund the radio, television and online services of the BBC itself.

What country should I escape to?

why are blacks incapable of agriculture? they never are and never historically have been farmers

>>72832148
wouldnt mind being done up the arse by one but not attracted to men unfortunately

>>72832165
sounds more swedish that belgian, isnt that the swedish word for cheers

>>72832140
that's a pretty cool boss

ROOBIE DOOBIE DOOOO

>>72832147
>Um, the area is a bit too...Youthful...And erm...Urban...These days

>>72832191
africa is too desertic for consistent agriculture

Have started eating "vegetables" lads.

They're okay.

>>72832190
stay in your shithole

>>72832214
jeepers creepers

>>72832213
one could say he's a boss boss hehe

>>72832207
Says it's from Bocholt, Belgium

why's car insurance so fucking expensive

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>>72832190
Syria, if they all come to Europe then there's plenty free land

>>72832221
that partially explains historical but not why they never are now

which current black african country is chill
could do a move to mali or benin
or zaire
just to chill

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>>72832233

>>72832265
Buy a house on Lake Malawi

>>72832150
curry literally is British

it sure ain't Indian, it's British-Indian

>>72832265

Senegal

>>72832191
Well they aren't incapable-i have no idea why you'd say that. It's all to do with geography really and how Africa has never been suited to it. Read guns steel and germs if you want to understand the issue-dont ignorantly say things like that!

>>72832245
can almost guarantee this image was first posted on t_d

>>72832259
didnt place the infrastructures
and im sure some african countries are farming otherwise theyd all be starving
maybe west africa has some agriculture

>>72832285
GOOD post
cote d'ivoire too

might try a stealth wank in the library
I'm just feeling so frisky

>>72832286
whites managed to be farmers in zimbabwe though and after they got chased out the blacks couldn't recreate it

>>72832259
[Citation needed]
Please stop polluting /brit/ with uninformed and well, frankly racist comments

>>72832231
YIKES RABBIE

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>UVF members petrol bombed a Catholic owned pub on upper Charleville street. Fire also engulfed the house next door, badly burning the elderly protestant widow. She died of her injuries

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the mum and sister never invite me to walk the dogs with them

actually makes me a bit upset

communism is the perfect theory for glueing up the brain

>>72832344
is that good or bad?

>>72832265
seychelles

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the shart

>>72832322
Well i suspect what happened was the white farmers destroyed the land and equipment on purpose before leaving

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>>72832344
pic is every communist, ever

>>72832284
ok but middle class white brits act like its 'a british thing'

>>72832370
>gif
fuck off

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>can already sense that it's gonna be one of those feelzy sorta drunk nights

All the Irish on /brit/ know how to do is argue about the troubles. What a bunch of fucking cretins. They always start it as well. Oh and the famine

What are you scared of lads?

I'm unironically scared of the dark

>>72832367
sounds like you're just being racist

>>72832371
and it is

>>72832286
t. tumblr

>>72832410
vietnan fucking shits

MY LIFE BE LIKE OOH AHH OOH AHH

>>72832405
i'm scared of fear

>>72832405
You're not scared of the dark itself, you're afraid of what's potentially lurking in said darkness, waiting to pounce

*turns the lights off*

>>72832370

Not true. Sanctions destroyed Venezuela's economy same as Zimbabwe's.

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>>72832435

>>72832367
Not exactly, most of the white farmers took their equipment which black farmers couldn't afford.

>>72832405
of not having a daily willy in my mouth

*turns on my nightvision goggles*

We're all living in Amerika
Coca cola
Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Gretchenfreuden Mickey Mouse

>>72832440
I BET YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY


ITS NOT
>>72832463
SIMPLY NOT TRUE HAVE YOU GOT A SINGLE FACT TO BACK THAT UP

>>72832443
yeah but that's like saying you're not actually scared of heights; you're just scared of falling and going splat

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Hmmm.....So did the inhabitants of Ulster know how to fish?

>>72832401
would watch that and be more turned on than i would by emma watson

>>72832410
what the actual fuck

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me in the middle

>>72832484
I don't mind heights, I can look up at them all day, it's depths that really gets to me

is fear of heights a weird thing that only some people have

like standing on the edge of a really really tall building - do some people just not find that scary

I find "fear of heights" to be a very sensible fear to have

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this life ain't worth living lads

it's nothing but stress pain and misery

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http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php/1157827-The-Fomorians-African-roots-of-Ireland

Hahahaha

>>72832405
small bugs. hate anything that can unknowingly crawl in my body
not much else

>>72832487
Glorious British genes as opposed to the taigs with taigy genes
On a serious note it's because Belfast used to be the biggest port in the world

>>72832371
cos it is

the "curry house" is a British thing

haven't had a curry in ages and now I'm really gagging for one

Irish and British

After this thread has hit the bump limit, please wait until it is on page 8 or 9 before making a new thread.

It takes well over an hour for a thread to fall off the board so there's no need to make a new thread as soon as one hits the bump limit.

This way you should be able to get to nearly a thousand posts before a new thread is needed.

Thanks.

>>72832410
is this a cast recreating iconic scenes from a really old show/film?

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Have acquired a Myanmar GF lads, can you imagine? Wonder what sort of globalization-machine of a kid we could make

>>72832511
you didnt address what he said at all. whats the functional difference between being "scared of the dark" and being "afraid of what's potentially lurking in said darkness"?

>>72832548
Alri Janny

>>72832521
we wuz taigs n shieet

>>72832511
is that a mitch hedberg joke
it sounds like one

>>72832147
Too many niggers

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>>72832548
D O L M I O
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>>72832553
nah, recreation of this...

listening to PNL

>>72832559
What an insufferable cunt you are

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>Irish and British

lads i think i just overdosed on codeine, i took 700mg by complete accident
will i die?

>>72832588
underused gimmick

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>>72832411
stop its too pathetic to read

>>72832405
dark deep water with things with teeth in it

>>72832548
Good rule desu

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>anon, get offline and fuck me already grrrrr

>>72832559
dont know if you think this picture makes you look good because it makes you look very autistic

>>72832405
life

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>>72832598
and this

>>72832610
mortal dose is 800mg
you'll just feel like shite

>>72832610
enjoy your terrible time druggy

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>>72832628
lmao

>>72832563
I know, it was a joke lad

>>72832584
dunno tbf, does sound like it though right?

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>>72832623
>things that you will never hear

feels bad man

>>72832628
me at the back

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490451664184.webm

hmmmmmm

>>72832618
don't know why you're getting in a fit about this lad

curry has been part of English cuisine for hundreds of years and it's a bit odd that you're not aware of that

>>72832567
>that post was 2 years ago

>>72832648
Hello autist with no friends

>>72832623
naw bitch

*goes back to pking scrubs on runescape*

>>72832603
My blood! I've tried to educate /brit/ on PNL but they're too dense to get it. Tried telling them that they'll play in coachella this year to get them interested but nothing. They only listen to dark remixes of depressing japanese commercials from the 80s

>>72832559
No such thing, i do know of this place called Burma though

>>72832610
lmao

i dont drink often. but whenever i do drink for the first time in a while, i always have a terrible hangover, even if i only have like 4 beer. but if i get up in the morning, take painkillers, drink coffee, get rid of my hangover, I can drink the next night in excess, and not get a hangover the next day, can just keep that rolling for as many days as I want, no more hangovers. but then when i break from drinking for a couple of weeks again, garunteed hangover next time i drink.

weird init?

>>72832667
Fuck off paddy

new when x

>>72832668
>deliriously talking to yourself

first stage of an overdose

>>72832672
yeah they listen to vaporwave thats nonce music
anyway ive taked a liking into pnl recently. didnt really like them except a few songs but now i love it. particularly in a fine weather like this. le monde chico and QLF are top albums

>>72832662
kek

I like PJW but this was quite funny

>>72832708
I have loads of friends mate, maybe you should get out more and take drugs so you can make as much friends as I do :^)

>>72832663
im not getting in a fit its just cringeworthy to read

>>72832728
thick cunt

>>72832685
Yeah it's the same country. They changed the name after a revolution or someshit. Did you know people there don't have a family name? They just have one name. Like Aun Sun Kyi.
Our kids would be little rockets optimized for tomorrow's global world tbH and they'd have great immunity too.

what a surprise that two north african niggers like the same north african nigger music

>>72832610
call the nhs non-emergency line (dial 111)

there's 2 ways you could go about it; try eating lots to dilute the amount you get at once, or eat nothing because you might fall asleep and choke on your vomit