Canada invades your cunt What happens next?

Blanda upps

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canada is defeated and annexed. the usa wins another war of northern aggression

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>the usa wins another war of northern aggression

we can finally be caliphate

the left sides with Canada and civil war ensues

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We're finally good at hockey

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both sides give up on fighting 5 minutes in and the troops go drinking together instead

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They'd die in the desert I reckon

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They cant reach it because leaves float

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Head down to the beach and watch a strange procession of thousands of Canadian troops slowly melting with each footstep along the sand.

Canada finally succeeds at skiing

you win because we can't stop laughing when you tell us you are aboot to take over.

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Are you really in a position to mock Canadians for speaking funny?

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probably this

Commonwealth the fuck out of them mate

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>mfw dutch is literal puking sounds

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> Polish replacing 70% of their alphabet with Zs and Ws

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>>72829668
>the Netherlands exist because Canada liberated them in WW2

Really makes you think

They realize the north is too hot and give up from fear of it being hotter down south

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You know our summers are hot as fuck, right?

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>>72829668
We don't say aboot

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This

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>Canada invades your cunt
>we win
damn trudeu

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...I didn't think of that. Now what?

I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords

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I wake up