You wake up in the EU

I wake up in the EU

Capital of the EU is actually in Brussels.

I wake up in the EU everyday and wish I was dead

I'm woke in the EU

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Kill myself because i am surrounded by muslims and socialist metrosexuals. before i'm able to kill myself, a muslim takes me out but it's okay because muh multiculturalism and muh """free""" healthcare. go out for a stroll and accidentally walk through 4 countries.

>inb4, Britain shows up to tell everyone how he's not in the EU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tulips and sunflowers everywhere~

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>>72828831


not for long, Communists.

>>72828863
eu has no capital

>>72828831
Visit nearest mosque. Alhamdulillah, Make Europe Islamic Again.

>>72828831
Yes I do

Unfortunately yes

>>72828831
Oh god, the horror.

>>72828831
Live the nightmare all day long and go back sleeping again. When will we have a march to abolish the EU?

>>72828967
all these memes in one post

>>72829078
but today......yes

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>>72828967
>socialist
Every time

I love my European brothers

go get some doner kebab and then sit on my computer yelling at turks and muslims to leave this place

>>72828831
like every day

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I hope it's the denmark part

Can someone answer me this: are spanish people dark skinned or is that just a latin thing? I think I might want to move there but I still have my hesitations.

>>72832731
>is that just a latin thing
yes ameribro, spaniards intermixed with brown natives and made brown mestizos.
spaniards are "white"

>>72828967
Weakest bait of the week and it's Monday

>>72832764
That's good news. I can't stand chicanos but I want a qt spaniard gf.

>>72832731
please dont come here.

>>72832847
are you scared that an american macho will steal your gf?

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God no

>>72832847
Don't worry; I'll learn your lispy language before I come steal all the qt spaniard girls.

>>72833024
>lisp
would you pronounce Cement "sement" daily to the point that you end up typing "sement", "sereal", "sero"

>>72833122
Not sure what you're asking. Don't you guys pronounce it "thement"?

>>72828831

Learn a new language, eat good food, drink good wine, take in the beautiful landscape and art, meet a beautiful white woman, fuck her silly, marry her, fuck her some more, have a kid, raise family, die. -The end.

Buy tons of knife since everyone always ask for kitchen knives as gifts then get to the nearest airport for plane back to my sharia hole while dodging anywhere large enough for a truck,car or far right mobs.
Avoid trains too since I don't want to end up arrested for carrying tons of knives.

Go home beacause no borders

easy

>>72833247
Why do asians always buy knives in europe? My Chinese exchange partner bought knives worth around 1000€. He even gifted me a cutting board like wtf am I going supposed to do with that?

>>72833221
Dement? what do you mean
english pronunciation isn't the best for explaining
basically in Spain we have a sound called Z
in many countries they relax the mouth so much that this becomes S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoioqXHAyI8

>blast loud reggaeton in a sharia controlled zone
>get trucked

>>72833221
>>72833389
https://youtu.be/Xg525KvZxi0?t=1m15s

>>72833451
They probably wouldn't truck you as you look like one of them.

>>72833507
they truck themselves all the time for listening to music

>>72833227
Ignorant yank: the post

>>72833478
Yeah that's the sound I was talking about. Spaniards tongues leave their mouths when they make this noise to where it sounds like they have an interdental lisp.

>>72833586

Same thing as living in The States honestly. If you're thinking about current EU political or social issues it'd still be the same for me.

>>72833340
I'm Malay though but most locals don't know much about Yurop so they ask for practical gifts and kitchen knives are perfect for that. Plus even cheap yurop knives are much better than chink ones that flood the market
Even my older sister end up troubled in Germany for that.
>Train seat in front of some middle eastern guys talking about bombs and stuff and making everyone uncomfortable
>Someone calls the guards and she was questioned as well due to hijab
>Ordered to open luggage and there are dozens of knives
>Start spilling spaghetti and crying because she has never been questioned by authorities and couldn't really answer why she bought so many knives.

>>72834205
lmao

>>72834205

rofl perfect story.

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>>72828831
Our saviour and deliverer prof. Ing. Václav Klaus, CSc., dr. h. c. mult. will get us out

>>72828831
>get shot