/nordic/

haha först

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>>72828730
slutt med det, Rasmus

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hatar er som:
pluggar
har pussat, kramat, knullat
har utbildning
har vänner
jobbar
har fv/pv
god relation till föräldrar&syskon&släkt
har lätt att prata med folk
inte vart deppiga och haft ångest, social fobi och dagliga självmordstankar sen tonåren
kan gå ut utan att må dåligt

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Er det her den perfekte verden?

>>72828825
sog hjælp

jag vill dricka öl

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>/nordic/
pikemminkin /skandi/
mikä vittu näiden lankojen idea on jos täällä ei puhuta yhteistä kieltä (englanti)?

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>>72830644
>han kan inte tala svenska

>>72828939
w-wew

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>>72830713
jag kan tala lite svenska
men jag vill inte tala svenska i här koska tää ei oo /skandi/

http://www.thelocal.se/20130110/45536

>More Swedish men report being raped

>Reports of male rape are on the rise in Sweden, new figures show, yet sexual violence experts believe the figures represent only the tip of the iceberg as many men are too ashamed to report the assaults.

>“We know from research that the rapists are usually immigrant men; for the offenders the act is not about sexuality but about power,” social work lecturer Hans Knutagård told the Metro newspaper.

Thoughts?

>>72830636
jag dricker öl

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>>72830644
siis tää. sitten ulistaan kun täällä puhutaan suomea. Paska lanka jossa käy paskaa porukkaa.

ottakaa hyvää musiikkia nyt kuiteskin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za_Pbg-wH4c

>>72831040
sok hjálp

vill dö favä

>>72831040
öl är bra favä

>>72828730
Hvor mange cm?

>>72830955
A Swedish man defines "rape" as "a Danish man calling him a faggot"

>>72831574
en tredjedel af en joint

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>Tak for din ansogning. Vi onsker dig held og lykke med din fremtidig sogen

>>72832131
far til skips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaN2YhwkU0A

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We MUST protect the purity and beauty of the Germanic womun

>>72832540
haha, for helviti hasin sangurin.
>og skiparin drekkur bæði ol og akvavitt,
>men tá ið hann einki annað fær so noyðist hann við spritt

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Förenade Nordiska Sovjeterna när?

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>>72830713
Tapa jo ittes hurripaska

Vai pitääkö ite tulla sut dabbaa

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*kurkkulaulaa ja huitoo humalaisesti puukolla*
us nordics, eh? ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlGHqzgSvkE

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>>72832884
Halt uppat við at vera loysingarsinnaður

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>>72830644
>>72832836

Hello fellow Nordic brothers

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>>72833291

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Is Estonia Nordic already? (OC)

>>72833350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HbjF-XVOmM

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>>72833390
Here have a QT comfy Estonian grill I saw sleeping on a train once

>>72833531
Thank you, enjoy staying here.
It usually is half dead because the guys don't want to talk or finns come in and go full spurdo.

>>72833350
why would it?

there are 18 posters in this thread
30% of all 4chan users are female
there's a 99,84% chance that there's at least one female in this thread

>>72833663
tvile

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>>72833663
Bli min flickvän...

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>>72833633
REEEEEEEE

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Out of all the people who enslaved us the Swedes were by far the nicest. Too bad even they couldn't stand against the eternal Russia

>>72833816
How did the danes treat you?

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>>72833816
Don't worry, we will rise again.
WE STILL HAVE FINLAND ON OUR SIDE!

>>72833851
They once killed literally everyone in Harjumaa and Virumaa (around 1/5th of Estonias territory) to keep us from revolting

>>72833816
What about us.

>>72833989
That sounds like the Danish alright.

>>72834020
>Literally enslaved us for basically 700 years
>Were the main local slave Masters even while under Swedish/Polish/Russian rule
>Said they'd protect us but left every time enemy came and left us to get slaughtered
>Came back once we were sacked and killed half of population so we wouldn't revolt

Well...

>>72833989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlTukY9fV9Y

>>72834127
Also:
>Were the main enemy for most of our recorded history
>Somehow tricked us into believing Russians were the bad guys

That's why we don't hate Germany but hate Russia.

It's cool though bc we got our revenge in 1919 when we absolutely destroyed ur army of 10 000 men and executed every last German on our soil

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>>72834229

>>72834374
Use this instead for Finland.

>>72834420
Did you post image?

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>>72834420
Aaaand the picture.

>>72834374
really nordics eat this fuckin shit=?

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well fill in your own meals then

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>>72834453

Jag saknar min systers tjocca rumpa.

>>72834590
Har du någon sexuell relation till syrran...

>>72834614
Nej fyfan.

>>72834632
Så varför saknar du hennes rumpa då?

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>>72834453
>not poronkäristys

RRRRRÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

>>72834693
Hon är söt.

>>72834569
1. Finnish
2. Danish
3. Swedish
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4. Norwegian

wtf who wants to eat a sheep's face?

>>72834544
needs more flags

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>>72834840
>wtf who wants to eat a sheep's face?
m-me

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>>72834981

>>72834840
you eat the tongue, brain and eyeball too. The cheeks are delicious, specially when a part of the gum gets stuck on it.

>>72835503
bravo

>>72835503
When I see all our flags, I feel so happy.
I love you guys, I am glad we're nordics.

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>>72836236
jaudå

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>>72835657
>>72836157
:^)

>>72834840
>wtf who wants to eat a sheep's face?
i hate america now

>>72836707
Som om der er noget galt med at dræbe hval

>>72836782
dette

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Me on the left, you on the right, nordic-kun :3

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>>72836939
>anime
Why the fuck did you have to post such shit? I fucking hate it.

>>72836939
Döda dig själv, jag är en man inte någon jävla 2dflicka.

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>>72836782
That's all you're known for.

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>>72836939
You laying on the snow russia-kun :3

>>72837106
WTF I hate Sea Shepherd now

>>72836707
haha well memed my good sir

>>72837129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zg_af9b8c

BRAVO FINLANDIA!!!!!

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Ruuuude!

Made some blood cookies :) taste pretty nice

>>72837129
A bit rude tbqh desu

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>tfw no friends to drink with while walking the sheep

>>72837287
What is that?

>>72837400
Hur kan du inte ha vänner? Är inte alla där vänner med varandra?

>>72837206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHKkFOLC5Cg
evry tim

>>72837129
wtf jag älskar finland nu

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>>72837423
Basically normal cookies but u use blood instead of milk. Is traditional food yes

>>72837687
Looks like small blood pancakes

>>72837687
How do they taste?
Like blood pudding?

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>>72837400
Gott vit liva í 2017. Hugsa tær at vera foddur í slupptíðini, verða sendur til skips sum 14 ára gamal at liva eitt liv av sorg og neyð, meðan keypmaðurin í bygdini moggar konu tína. Ja, tá hevði 40% ikki verið nokk.

>>72833314
i sniff roas

>>72830534
detta

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diskutera

>>72837751
They basically are. Mix flour, a bit of water, blood and seasoning and cook the shit at even temperature.
>>72837754
Tastes really good tbqh, it has this distinct taste that cannot be described.

>>72837906
Metal flavour?
Do they go well with tea?

>>72837761
>språket resonerar som något antikt och urnordiskt

jag borde flytta favä

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>>72837871

>>72837944
No it doesn't taste like fresh blood. Not at all metal. I wouldn't mix it with any drink other than ale or vodka

>>72838064
Oh so it's a cookie you have alcohol with, that is very interesting.

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>>72837871
spoopy

>>72838103
It's kinda like eating a sausage. Not at all sweet but good with alcohol

>>72837761
>konu
Tað vert

>>72837871
>>72838050
>>72838119
Det fungerar inte, är min hjärna död?
Hallå?

>>72838242
stäng ett öga

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>>72834745
>poronkäristys
>kuivempaa kuin mummon vittu
Ei

>>72838281
Det gjorde jag, men inget hände.

>>72838296
Tää mikä siinä on niin vaikeaa tehdä soosit siihen sivulle? (ei se ihmiserite)

>>72838296
I like the salmon soup more

>>72838408
Good salmon soup is god-tier, but I think good sauted reindeer is even better. Karelian stew is overrated.

>>72838621
I love the salmon soup mate, I have it most of the time during lunch at work.
The place owned by local bins do it so good.
I get two good bowls of it, and good rye bread and some butter to add on the bread then I get two large pints of good beer.
Tenk u binland

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Oy vey turns out Estonians consume the most alcohol per capital in the whole world.

Fugging low alcohol prices are to blame imo

>>72838782
Per capita* fukken autocorrect

>>72838782
So the myth of finns being alcohol gods is debunked. Seems like Estonians are better than finns.

>>72838782
does it include binnish sales?
i swear if we had low prices the numbers would be russia-tier

>>72838782
>spirits
regular people drink beer

>>72838862
alcohol is still a big problem here and behind most violent crime
numbers are low due to high taxation and estonia

>>72838782
>Polish spirit consumption was 3L/year/person
Lower than I'd expect to be honest. This is, like, half bottle per month.

>>72838919
But graph said Estonia consumes more Alcohol and if Estonia has low crime, must mean they're gods!!!!

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>>72838862
it doesnt include beer desu

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NO
FUCKING
GFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>72838970
So I been rused(or I am stupid)

förbered er på massimmigration, sverigetråden lägger ner

>>72838869
Binnish sales are only less than 2 per cent of total sales in estonia. We would still be way ahead if u factored that in
>>72838880
I only either drink pure vodka or whiskey tbqh
>>72838862
It is far more depressing here

>>72839011
Hvis ingen jv venter på mig på den anden side, så er der ingen retfærdighed i denne verden.

>>72838960
>Estonia has low crime
nothing to steal so they come here kinda like we come to Sweden :DD

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>>72838970
>>72839013
Here's one for general (spirit, wine, beer) alcohol. By this map, Estonians don't drink that much.

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>>72839256
I see, rip

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>>72839269
We got that hard shit f.a.m. Less than 40 per cent isn't alcohol

Also DOUBLE OY VEY

>>72839269
in Finland the problem is only a handful of people drink the vast majority of total alcohol consumed. Taking an average is so far from the truth. It gets brought up a lot in various discussions. I don't remember the numbers, but it's really bizarre how much the actual problem drinkers drink.

>>72839548

Per average even an infant drinks 1.5 bottles of vodka each month in Estonia. Add in every other type of alcohol and it gets scary.

Also ur right. Average isn't that accurate. Also spirit consumption is more important bc actual alcoholics are more prone to hit the hard shit

>>72839795
By bottle I mean a litre sized bottle

>>72836939
FURRIES OUT

>>72839795
our alcoholics also drink beer

>>72840009
This, alcoholics here are more prone to sip beer through the day since it's cheaper/easier to acquire.

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Norway is qt...
QT!!!!!

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>>72841331
y-you too

Why are Denmark, Norway and Finland so based while Sweden is so cucked?

>>72841612
Blame Palme.

>>72841996
Direct democracy through ballistics always beats politics.

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tilfredsstillende liv

ein prís í forhúðina

Vad fan hände i /SvT/?

>>72846831
Vad menar du?

Jeg har lige set resevoir dogs sammen med min mor og far
den var rigtig god bortset en smule fra slutningen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g233lg4Elk

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O, verden, hav da gode nat,
i Himlen er min sjæles-skat;
Jeg vil fra jorden stige.
Din lyst, dit guld, din hojhed ej,
skal hindre mig op på min vej,
"farvel" vil jeg dig sige,
kom sode Himmerige.

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Friendly reminder that Scandicucks can only beat us with oil shekels