/brit/

FUCK DRUMPF

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Tara

Oopsy daisy I hurt you again, crushed your heart in the palm of my hand

Really glad I took that deep breath and asked what rorke meant, you guys are alright. I feel like we made progress

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don't understand how people can see life after 30ish in a positive light
literally just a grind from that point if not sooner.

75 Petabytes per second

shalyav fertee lads?

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still smirking at the ausretard getting btfo by bucks

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cara

>>72828294
KC newcunt

>>72828322
Bucks is the most reedit poster there is

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>>72828300
not everyone is a hopeless negative cunt with a (self-imposed) shit life like you mate

>>72828192
rorke is the personification of the battle of rorkes drift where a bunch of racist daily mail reading ukip fascists killed a peaceful community of zulu anarcho syndicalists
hence being used to represent right wing values

>>72828216
yer but i feel thats a misappropriation, it should just be for things like "i hate dogs" or "women shouldnt be allowed to drive" or "im thinking about joining isis"

desu we need a name for the leftwing equivalent to rorke
whats a good stereotypical numale name

>>72828237
t. cyberbrainlet

>>72828356
>self-imposed shit life
no such thing

>>72828330
Sorry i dont spend all my waking hours on /Brit/ you fucking NEETlord

Surprised at how racist /an/ is

I yearn to comprehend the deep and profound relationship between British and Australian citizens

>>72828376
ok then. enjoy your shit life regardless :)

or better yet, make everyone elses life a bit better by killing yourself.

What's an appropriate name for someone who's not technically a virgin but looks, sounds and acts like one?

gonna take a fat piss ama in 5

>>72828417
Like the relationship between a man and his favourite runt

>>72828433
i won't thats the point

won't make any ones life better other than my own

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>>72828417
same people different island

>>72828436
Essex

We didn't use muskets at Rorke's Drift you absolute bunch of spackers

>>72828486
oh you were there were you

pilgrims choice
good choice pilgrim

>>72828492
Yes lad

>>72828492
Didnt you see the youtube video x

>>72828486
think you mean bayonets sweetie. dont worry its an easy mistake to make x

sometimes I wonder why I continue to live haha

today is one of those days

Conservative protest against EU membership:
>create political party with goal of independence
>campaign all over the country
>keep going in the face of ridicule, and smears of racism and xenophobia
>build up enough support to affect the tory voter base
>force tories to promise referendum on eu to win back voters
>referendum is held, independence wins
>peaceful, democratic protest is successful (article 50 is to be triggered)

Left-wing protest against Trump's election:
>DONAL DRUMPF GO AWAY
>RACIST SEXIST KKK
>pepper spray those who disagree
>block roads, spray graffiti, burn cop cars
>break the windows at starbucks
>undemocratic, violent protest not only unsuccessful (trump still president), but counter-productive (left wing credibility in tatters)

Will the left ever learn from their mistakes?

>>72828511
You can fit a bayonet to a martini Henry rifle yes

>>72828531
Definitely reading this post. I bet it's really good.

Already getting bored of the new 19 year old at work

>>72828555
Tell me what its about when youre done please xx

>>72828518
>sometimes
Recommend you to get help before sometimes turns into every single conscious moments

Ever notice the women complaining about the imaginary patriarchy are never married?

>>72828543
it was a joke intended to ridicule a particularly stupid australian who should khs.

NEED a girl to giggle in delight as she drives her boot into my bollocks

>>72828556
whom?

alri going off to the warehouse
not "the warehouse" as in the kiwi department store haha thatd be choice but no its just a big place where things are supposed to be stored but theyre not
if anyone comes in im supposed to heem them

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>>72828510
come on great great granddads think its bedtime
tell us all about it tomorrow yeah

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>>72828451
hmm double checked so confidence level got elevated

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>>72828556
>new cocky 18 year old started in the same position as me
>hitting on all the girls
>they like him because he's a normie chad
>he's absolutely shit at his job
>everyone realises how brilliant i am

>>72828258
she doesnt look very irish

bizarre encounter today

this mixed race girl and this white guy who looked like he had a bit of black in him were on the tram and they were making out really obnoxiously
very degenerate

THEN! this little paki kid wanders up to them and speaks to them in arabic or some shit and then they start speaking arabic
I assume he was their son

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>>72828620
wut

>>72828580
the help doesn't help
and in britain he'll be waiting 4 months for an appointment so its an even bigger waste of time

>>72828417
about half of brits like us, the other half think we're uncouth scum

I like how we don't even pretend to give a shit about other continents here in Europe
>4 people die in London terrorist attack
>get the full landmarks lit up, hashtag solidarity treatment

>200 migrants die in the Med
>no one cares
>60 Syrians died in some US airstrike
>no one cares
Kek

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>>72828644
true

>>72828652

>Tram

t. shithole inhabitant

Paki pride

(world wide)

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Got a pair of these in size 12 (US men's)

Now offering luxury ballbag bootings for just 3 easy payments of $29.99

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Have heard endless series of "My Irish heritage" from those who live in North America particularly Americans but not that many from those who live in Australia.

Why is this?

>>72828417
about half of australians hate us, the other half think we're uncouth scum

>>72828662
the help does help the people who actually want to be helped. people like you enjoy wallowing in your own misery and use it as an excuse to be lazy sacks of shite. there is no magic wand cure for mental illness. effort and motivation is required. both of which you are incapable of mustering due to being a pathetic runt.

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>>72828736
me on the left

>>72828712
>size 12 (US men's)
whats that like 8 in countries with real men?

>>72828715
because we're more homogeneous than america
our immigration was mostly from a few places rather than everywhere in europe like america

I love australians even though they are uncouth scum

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>>72828733
Legit. Compassion breeds pathology

>>72828662
>in britain he'll be waiting 4 months
Hmm, I don't believe the very birthplace of the great Anglo civilization has such a silly system for their suffering citizens

>>72828736
got the one where some qt wallops a blokes bollocks with a metal bat

http://www.burnoutitaly.com/motorcycles-clothing/motorcycle-footwear/touring-boots/revit-royale-h2o-shoes?gclid=Cj0KEQjwqtjGBRD8yfi9h42H9YUBEiQAmki5OjjRL4orA46BJiVDfQkUwODxPErhDS89ap0XrpO5Qv4aAhlv8P8HAQ
alri?

>>72828671
if its a rare occurence people care more. thousands of africans have starved to death every day for decades, you don't care for the exact same reason most people don't care about middle-east bombings or drowning refugees.

>>72828733
id be happy to give effort if it would actually change things but it doesn't

>>72828798
That link looks very virusey

>>72828691
yes manchester is a shithole

>>72828762
11.5 UK, 46 Euro

>>72828766
hmm that makes a point

>>72828819
please click the link :)

>>72828815
not interested in your excuses. just kill yourself.

>>72828736
NEED a mistress t gf

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“I would suggest very strongly that all these people who continually talk about compassion do not in the least have your best interests in mind.

“There are far more virtues and values than an excess of pity for people.

“You don’t want to pity your children, you want to encourage them to develop in a strong and forthright manner so they can go out and take on the world.

“An excess of compassion just ensures when they’re 40, they’re going to be living in your basement, plotting evil routines about the world because their ability to realize themselves as successful human beings has been absolutely compromised…”

>>72828798
Won't click.
My sister told me that never visit the link starts with http:// not https://

She said the additional "s" is for security. How smart.

>>72828787
the place has been ruined by impetuous, virtue signalling mongs who are more interested in not being racist

>>72828891
is your sister cute?

>>72828915
yes

MANNY MENTIONED

business idea: porn stars that are realistic looking and who portray sex in a realistic way

more like ethiopooa

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>hmm that makes a point

>>72828840
>not interested in facts
ok

>>72828891
>>72828915

>You will never have a Japanese sister

Just end my life right now famalam

>>72828936
clumsy, awkward and over in 5 minutes?

This might sound weird but I'm pretty happy about coffee

>>72828585
fight me irl

>>72828936
you know amateur porn exists mate

>>72828892
Truly mortified to hear that.

take back control

>>72828990
shit production value

Just ate a twix

Just ate a twix

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>>72828736
holy hitler! is that DRUMPG!??? deaaaary meee he is finished! FINISHED I SAY! hHAHAHAHAA

*takes back control*

>>72828990
yes, but I want amateur-like porn but with good production values
I want to hear every awkward grunt and cough in high quality
I want to see every imperfect
I want to see the glint of their eyes while they fuck

>>72828959
don't forget the foreplay

My tummy is NOT HAPPY

t. rorke hehe amirite guys xx

Just ate... a twix

just ate a dick

Brits are actually pretty similar to us Irish. Why do they keep calling themselves brits instead of Irish and instead just accept they're one of us

just watched a couple of runts eat twixes that i stuck up my bum earlier

>>72829087
too many twixes

>eating refined sugar

runt

>eating sugar

runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H73X0SL9JUY
CLASSIC movie moment

what's your local newspaper called?

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>>72829099
But the Irish are literally Britons

*achieves dreams*

ok, what now?

>eating
runt

>>72829080
there's certain couples on pornhub that upload amateur porn with good quality cameras and sound

can't name all of them but this should be up your street
http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=denata

>>72829145
B urself

>>72829140
>non-disabled man playing a disabled character

dark times

My gf is so fucking cute I just want to beat the shit out of her

My gf is so fucking cute I just want to beat the shit out of her

Week off work

What do?

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>>72829140
What film is that?

>>72829099
t. west brit

>>72829156
ooh
this is exactly what I was looking for

cheers

>>72829195
are you getting paid leave?

if so, spend as much time as possible pooing

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>B urself

Week off work.

What do?

>>72829176
They should've hired you mate

>>72829195

Volunteer at your local library

>>72829206
Of Mice and Men you philistine

>>72829211
no problem

look in the related videos and you should find more like that, there's plenty on there

Week off work

What do?

Week off work

What do?

>>72829234
>Volunteer
Stopped reading there

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>>72829206
Of Mice and Men

>>72829140
loved that film

having a wank lads

i'm doing a poo

having a wank lads

>>72829234
>Volunteer
Stopped reading there

>>72829280
haha fucking twat, didn't get it this time, fucking mong haha

Doing a wankypoo

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>Week in work

Doing a wankypoo

did a pooeywank

did a pooeywank

>>72829299
TWAT, FUCKING TWAT
YOU MISSED IT

wonder how that lad who was asking about apples got on

>>72829334
i dont

/brit/ is a bit silly isn't it

>>72829351
blockjed

I want to B a loyal citizen of Britain

>>72829346
don't care

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solidu snaku

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>>72829353
a bit silly and not as silly as sir billi

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been sitting in my bathrobes for half an hour now

>skinny girls with dollops of droopy fat for butts

Nah, not a fan

lads somebody please motivate me to start my dissertation. 10,000 words in 8 days but i really cant be arsed.

lads somebody please motivate me to start my dissertation. 10,000 words in 8 days but i really cant be arsed.

>>72829411
you're fucked mate enjoy your 2:2 at best

>>72829411
mong

Poo and wee

lads i am eating an apple

STOP this shite

>>72829406
Gibe khat

browsing #transgirltwitter

*throttles you into submission*

>>72829411
just go buy some adderall from your speedman

>>72829504
Yes please

>>72829429
2:2 is ok desu

>>72829497
It's a shit drug. Only good if you're in a group. Otherwise your thoughts run wild.

>>72829490
prontaprint post

>>72829520
2:2 is Tesco

Listening to Ed Sharon

think i've gotten to a point where i've downloaded all the porn i could ever want

>>72829530
I can't get a hold of any stimulants these days, one of my dealers had ritalin in a few weeks ago and I bought some, it was so fucking orgasmic lad. But he stopped selling them

*calls ur sis a floozy*

>>72829557
Ariel Sharon's musical grandson?

hmm that made a point

>>72829577
yeh

>>72829550
ah suppose when you do a runtoid business degree you have to stick out somehow

>>72829566
Yeah, stims are the only drugs imo.

Need a femdom gf desu

Wonder what overall percentage of women do porn at least once in their lives?

I mean it's got to be a lot of them, look at how much new content is always available.

lads i have finished my apple

Have a degree in History

>>72829566
ritalin is shit

Have a degree in pisstory

Ffs no football for another 5 days. Jdimsa

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Now feeling panicked, thanks lads, thought 8 days was plenty guess not.

Microsoft>>Apple

>>72829610
scummy bitches all of them
why would you let yourself be videoed getting fucked

Absolute SLAMMER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcroTw04i-w

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What the hell is wrong with british women?

>>72829627
>>72829612
>>72829604
>>72829557
>>72829503
>>72829451
>>72829476
good posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr_yu9FJVJw
this is a very good interview but i wish this daft yank twat would shut up for two minutes and stop trying to make are ted into a hard right libertarian

>>72829631
Nice opinion

>>72829683
i've been to portugal lad. you have a lot of dumpy women too.

>>72829691
Thanks

Just realized can't spell yoghurt without hurt

>>72829660
reckon we're at 50% of adult women <age 50 yet?

That would mean anytime you meet a woman there's a 50/50 chance she's gotten railed out on camera by someone else already.

>>72829602
Stim + benzo combo.
Literal hack to life
>>72829631
Nah pham, try snorting it

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Thinking about telling my mum I'm gay lads

>>72829683
would fuck right and left

>>72829736
are you?

>>72829736
you're a sin

>>72829736
do it on the first of april

guarantee this song evokes memories of your teenage years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Z3YrHJ1sU

>>72829736
tell her she's gay too for good measure

>>72829400
been sitting in my bathrobe for half a decade now.

>>72829736
reckon she knows

>>72829695
hate libertarians desu
none of them are born poor yet they lecture the poor so much

>>72829683
most women are fine

maisie is a poor example

>>72829770
yeah the talkshow host is a proper bellend, you should listen to some talks by Theodore Dalrymple though, he's got a much more subtle approach and has a great deal of experience with the people he's talking about given that he was a prison psychiatrist and doctor for 15 years

2010 official anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amXeJrA-wDc

>>72829736
>gay
no such thing
you're bi

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>>72829724
you can't spell 私 without tash
haha
ffs

>>72829727
nowhere even close
at most its 1/10

member that time scotland thought it would butt in on all other colonial countries and steal the most integral part of the americas? haha
why are jockcunts so arrogant?

How does one cope with ugliness?

Tired of catching my reflection in reflective surfaces.

dad is watching wrestling again -_-

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do you think Tim's had sex?

TIME TO TEST THE SPIRIT BOMB

>>72829750
Yeah
>>72829769
Not sure she does, I'm pretty straight acting and told her I've had girlfriends before

who remembers this song from your teen years?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6O2ncUKvlg

>>72829845
Get better at things that are desirable to women. I have a fuck ugly face and got bullied which made me take up boxing so along with that I have a good body which detracts from my face.

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>>72828232
>Trotskyite?
Betrayers of revolution. Not your bros.

>>72829844
and bankrupt themselves in the process and then willingly join the UK and then complain in the future that they were forced into it and were oppressed by the Englidh

>>72829838
Idunno that seems low to me considering the sheer bulk of amateur porn constantly flooding the internet

>>72829855
schizophrenia often doesnt onset until the early 20s and tim doesn't have a bad facial structure. It's quite likely he's had sex

>>72829862
didn't want your life story you gay attention seeking cunt

>>72829855
He has kids

>>72829887
Not really concerned with women as much as relieving my generalized anxiety resulting from my insecurities

>tfw have schizophrenia diagnosed by psychologist

>>72829835
good post

>>72829928
only a psychiatrist can formally diagnose. stop lying.

>>72829915
Bit rude desu

>>72829962
sry

Not a fan of pill pushing doctors 2bh

Stim and benzo pushers especially. They'll throw your mental health away for a kickback any day of the week.

Doing a dissertation on the Vietnam War

AMA

>>72829985
alri nutter

The Corbyn interview on Peston on Sunday went so well producers had to step in to kill it

http://www.thecanary.co/2017/03/27/corbyn-interview-peston-sunday-went-well-producers-step-kill-video/

>>72829995
have you started writing yet x

>>72830017
Halfway, deadline's this friday haha x

>>72829995
How big is your willy?

>>72829995
it aint me

it ain't meeeeee

>>72829995
post bum

in the form of a question:

post bum?

>>72829995
Did America win it as Americans insist?

>>72828417
like being with your brother, bully him mercilessly

>>72830010
>the westminster attacker dindu nuffin it was the system maaan mentally ill

Dropped

>>72829985
doctor wants me dosed up to the eyeballs on ssris. 3 out of my 6 best mates are also diagnosed with depression and take pills for it. One of the others is a drug addict and the last one is a succesful outlier. there is something wrong

>>72829995
*it ain't me starts playing*

>>72830035
about average I guess, haven't measured it

>>72830064
They failed to achieve their strategic objectives, and the North Vietnamese only used the peace treaty to get rid of the yanks.

They had military success but it wasn't as successful as they claim. Operation Linebacker II in 1972 achieved literally nothing but lost a few planes for example.

>>72829995
who won?

>>72830154
the Jew

>>72830154
international jewry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g
how can we defend this lads?

>>72830154
Me

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Going to buy these boots

>>72830164
>>72830169
good posts

>>72830091
Here they usually start you in your teens on ssris for "depression" and amphetamines for "ADHD". Then when you get a bit strung out because they've been handing you bottles of mind altering chemicals and strong stimulants every month they put you on Xanax or Klonopin to keep you calm while they keep you jacked.

Saw it a lot in highschool. There was so much adderall on the market parents and teachers started buying it from the kids.

>>72830164
rorke

>>72830169
rorke

>>72830191
rorke

>>72830176
Argentines were too weak to take it in 1982 and they've become weaker since

>>72830154
Well it's not Saigon anymore is it
Judge Rinder is on lads. Some Welsh mentalist who loves beans.
Why do we let the Welsh live?

>>72830184
>derby boots
Fucking autism. Just get regular derby shoes

>>72829957
I literally do i've been in the mental hospital three times

>>72830210
day of the oven is coming for you

>>72829099
because there's like 90MM of them and you're still at less than 8MM

>>72830234
lol loser.

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>>72830184

>>72830219
no i want boots and thats the least autistic option

>>72830238
I bet you say that to all the jews ;) aha x

>>72830258
Atleast I don't have a meme mental illness like yourself you autistic dung picker

>>72829099
>BRITISH ISLES

it's the other way round m8

>>72830129
hmm objective post

>>72828232
wtf i love aus now

72830274
>;) aha x
stop this it's reddit as fuck

>>72830281
i have 0 mental illness mate. im not an inferior specimen like you.

any good anime?
no gay or nonce shite

>>72830184
Got a brown/tan pair kind of like them. Go nice with a decent pair of jeans and a nice shirt for decent restaurants of events.

The fact that Britain will find it so hard to have access to the EU market just shows how shit being in the EU is

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>good looking people's faces when you attempt to get their attention

>>72830327
You have social anxiety, i'd bet my left nut on it

>>72830333
Planetets
Samurai Champloo
ef

all of these are old though

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>>72830333
kinmoza

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they'd fill the open air
And leave tear drops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I would just stand and stare

>>72830082
He's right.

>>72829855
yes
not for quite some time though I suspect

>>72830360
got an active social life with many friends actually. any more baseless assumptions you'd like to make, mentalist?

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>>72830266
why is anything above a shoe gay?
just want to be comfy like this guy

>>72830412
Sure you do

>>72830395
Choon

Tommy Robinson should be PM

Girl sniffed me and said I smell good today

>>72830435
good post

Just made lean. Has anyone here tried it?

>>72830440
Bit gay

>>72829729
>try snorting it
i have, ritalin binges have been some of the worst nights of my life, being so utterly bereft of dopamine but unable to sleep the pain away is a nightmare

>>72830431
think what you like. you're still a no-hope loser destined for a shit life and an early death LOL

>>72830457
But I'm a boy and she's a girl

>>72830345
>jeans are too yankish for me generally, i have them but i just feel really common when i wear them
usually wear red , blue or orange trousers, sometimes sand coloured in summer

>>72830440
Ginger qt who I really fancied in uni sat next to me in a lecture and said I smelt really good once

I'm fucking autistic though so I just said "oh nice" and then didn't speak to her for the rest of the lecture

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>>72830448
he's a spy, asset of MI5

>>72830474
Fuck off bender

>>72830489
doesn't matter

at least he would deal with the pakis

>>72830333
kinmoza
the /brit/ approved anime

>>72830472
Sorry mate don't be hitting me, Please!

>>72830471
Why don't you just not take too much then you absolute flipflop

Also a nice benzo or three is absolutely essential for heavy stimulant comedowns. I don't touch stims unless I know I've got a diazepam waiting for me at the end

>>72830495
Boy+girl=/=gay

>>72830479
I've figured out the trick to them is to stick to dark colored denim and keep them a bit on the slim side. Not tight, but slim.

Hey there, Delilah
What's it like in New York city?
I'm a thousand miles away
But, girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes, you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear, it's true

not having to deal with the complex world of relationships has really given me time to work on my shitposting skills

how do i get a permanent valium prescription? do i just get a one-off script and then say i'm addicted and then they let me have as much as i want?

I have like £15 in pound coins and the new coins come out tomorrow fuck what am I going to do

>>72830333
Berserk(original)
Ghost in the Shell
Jin-Roh
Attack on Titan (cringey but passable)
Bleach (as above)


Samauri Jack is a good cartoon but not anime

>>72830548
Get prescibed lyrica instead, the high is better, lasts longer and is more effective at boosting your confidence. Plus it's easier to get prescribed it, they hand it to anyone in the UK but benzos are too hard to get.

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>>72830169
why are the irish so woke

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sat here pretending to do uni work while the 'f is asleep

>>72830548
> ah yes I'll have one prescription for early onset Alzheimer's, depression and anxiety please

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>>72830564
You have till October to spend them..

>>72830564
are the old ones not gonna be legal tender any more?

surely they would need like 6 months to phase them out

>>72830539
Bumboy

>>72830489
doth thou hath documentation to affirm this belief?

>>72830564
>>72830594
You can still use the old ones til the 15th of October you bender

>>72830594
old ones are still legal for 6 months

>>72830572
quarter past 2 lad on a monday

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>>72830454
ay bruh lemme get a grip on dat shyt nigguh

>>72830594
More than that

https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/846288355717451776

the so called refugees

>>72830575
classic tesco post

>>72830571
i'll look into it

>>72830576
already have the second two, and i doubt i'll live long enough to get alzheimers anyway

>>72830576
Literally doesn't happen unless youre taking huge amounts and for extended periods. 20mg diazepam a day won't cause that

t. was an addict on them for years

Ah, Benzodiazepine, the modern men's Paracetamol

>>72830622
Good taste

essential codeine anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSvFS_BA6b8

business idea: 5 pound coin

>>72830542
I suppose, brighter ones do look more aspie,especially when they are too long, i have noticed a correlation, i just suppose i have no practical use for jeans when i have other trousers

>>72830641
Would not like to see the state of your amyloid plaques

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