/brit/

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>>72826118
White women will convert to Islam and a bred by big Paki cocks

>tfw still no job

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>>>4 (Dead)chan

LOVE it when yanks make the thread

Got banned on /pol/ for making a communism thread

i just really hate talking over the phone because of the lack of visual queues

>>72826118
FOY

reminder to not be racist

Wagies HATE this thread.

lets stop talking about politics, it's so fucking boring having the same arguments again and again
what have you lads got on the agenda for today, anything interesting planned?

>>72826171
But theres no consequences, its the best time to practise. When I've got a cold caller I'll intentionally pause and then talk over them when they speak constantly. If anything its just funny. Do have to miss a few posts and play catch up though

>queueing
5 vowels in a row
beat that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umWmzN1MqWs

>>72826198
Wageslaving :(

was gonna do something but forgot what

hate talking over the phone because my ears have been royally fucked by repeated inner ear infections so i can barely understand anyone
can feel their anger boiling up inside them when i have to ask "sorry can you repeat that?" every other sentence
such is life

>>72826208
definitely a celtic word

>>72826198
talking about race politics with racists on the internet

dark souls 3 expansion tomorrow lads

>>72826187
>>72826198
Just at work desu. Got a Tesco mealdeal (southern fried chicken pasta, beef McCoys and Monster Ultra). Then I gotta get home and do a bit of packing as I'm moving to Brighton 1st May. Dunno beat way to do it, paying some cunts to move me but self packing and think all the boxes are too heavy (they only gave me 20 small and like 60 big so just filling big ones)

>>72826244
Shit taste

>>72826229
pu

>>72826244
>le "difficult" game 3
dire
absolutely dire

>>72826259
every jaw on that street would get VAPORISED by a swift right hook from yours truly

>>72826270
dark souls is not difficult

>>72826259
Oh dear...

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Test

>>72826281
that's literally it's main reason for existing
It's just a substandard RPG otherwise

>>72826259
whya re lefties ALWAYS young people?

>>72826259
the only dividing them want to do is your head from your spine

every day we're blasted with more evidence of this
INCLUDING them saying that is exactly what they want
but for some ungodly reason you just won't accept it

well I'm not going to let you steer the ship any more

>>72826208
q, que and queue are pronounced the same

Just got back from the Denti.
Reckon he intentionally does a sloppy job of my filling just so he can charge me £40 every 6 months to redo it.
Scum

>>72826308
there's actually very subtle differences in pronunciation but i would't expect an australian to notice

Anyone else skip breakfast?

Listening to Pale Waves - There's a Honey

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>There are most likely "people" (Brits) in this thread who pronounced "th" as "f"

>>72826328
will turn your ribs into dust

>>72826259
i fucking hate women

>>72826366
fuck off you think pathetic kangaroo fucking retard

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why is job centre so shit
should I continue to be a neet

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brexiters BTFO

in the future if/when humans colonise across the galaxy, it'll be completely impossible for them to be centrally controlled because of how fucking long everything would take and time dilation etc. Like if you're travelling near the speed of light away from earth then in what would feel like minutes to you, everyone on earth would have died of old age and there would be new people populating it instead. Like in the Alien film, whoever sent them to do the mining was LONG dead before they even got close

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Got this as a poster above my bed

white lad in the library with a qt hijab gf
VERY good lad

>>72826373

I hate birds (winged animals, both sexes)

>>72826301
Excuse me but you can directly see that the person who's holding a picket is an old one.

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>There are most likely "people" (Brits) in this thread who pronounce the g in the suffix -ing

>>72826393
>implying that's bad

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>>72826269
no

>>72826299
wrong

>>72826400
wonder if there would have to be religions to keep it all going and coherent, like you have an emperor who you believe is an immortal god

>>72826422
nah, but I do pronounce the f in think

>>72826400
humans will NEVER colonise outside of our solar system and even mars is a bit loony

When I have a child I'm not going to let it watch degenerate modern shit. Not that I'm going to be some mormon mong banning TV and phones etc, but I'll let him/her watch things like Wacky Races, Looney Tunes etc

>>72826415
looks like a 25yo meth addict to me

For moving Anon, in case you missed it:
>>72826399

Now turn off this computer/phone. Go get cracking right now, that shit won't pack itself.

>>72826434
everyone knows history is like the civilisation games where you move in a linear fashion constantly improving on the old

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>>72826422
>when they pronounce it as a "k"

>>72826468
Donald Trump will NEVER be president

only spastics think humans will colonise space

>>72826472
yeah and when his mates at school show him that video of the pony fucking the girl on their phone?

Why do dog and man have such a deep connection?

lads, the office kiwi is short and has lots of freckles

is this normal

>>72826468
hmmm, ah yes... the australian physicist rears his head (heavy with knowledge) to spew his "akshually" bile all over the thread, talking about things he doesnt know about. Aaaah yessss

>>72826515
evolution

>Anon
>Now turn off this computer/phone
>that shit won't pack itself

why are you speaking like a cringy yank and using american expressions. actually felt embarrassed reading this post

>>72826506
cant colonise nothing you idiot.

>>72826422
its there to be said

>>72826515
We've spent 14000 years together

>>72826521
think theyre suppose to have feathers mate

>>72826513
He'll be raised well enough by me and my wife to reject that degeneracy

Passed my cager test first time lads
Time to annoy bycucks

>>72826506
literally, LITERALLY, not an argument
im going to trust actual knowledgeable people like nasa for this one if you don't mind x

>>72826548
not i

>>72826400
yeah and i doubt ftl travel is even possible

>>72826570
Missed this gimmick x

>>72826515
The early wolf realised it was smarter to let the humans do the hunting and eat their scraps. Even that way the wolf gets a regular meal more than if they had to hunt a single meal themselves.
Over time the wolf traded it's freedom and independence for a steady meal and security.

>>72826550
Ha

>>72826515
lots of history together.

not muslims though, but they're not really part of humanity.

>>72826198
Tesco delivery coming between 7pm and 11pm. Can't wait. Tons of booze and food. Bit too much if I'm honest, not sure if it'll fit in the fridge haha. Thanks for taking an interest, how about yourself? What you up to?

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>but I'll let him/her watch things like Wacky Races, Looney Tunes etc

>>72826550
oh

oh dear

>>72826502
>>72826525
don't have a suitable reaction for these yank tier posts

>>72826576
it's not, there's the slightest chance we could sort of "mimick" it by compressing space directly in front of the ship (so while it seems from the frame of reference of the ship that you're travelling 1 meter, from the outside it looks like you're travelling 100 meters), but time dilation happens slower than the speed of light too

>>72826535
good post

>>72826552
yeah whatever, going to switch from engineering to study education just so I can become the headteacher at the school your bastard goes to and sodomise him until he becomes a tranny bender. I'll also use my position to hire illegal immigrants as the rest of the staff and intimidate them into keeping it a secret.

>>72826198
Just got back from the dentist. I think I'll walk to the reservoir about 5 minutes from my house with the dogs and use the new film camera I bought. Then later today I have to take the car to the garage.

>>72826156
Keep seeing white women in hijabs around town

>>72826477

>>72826248

Did miss it mate thanks for that, but got work to do. When I get in I'll crack on!

if homosexuality is ""natural"" then why do the least developed nations all hate faggots?

made a gimmick

>>72826648
if it occurs naturally its natural.

>>72826561
hmm I wonder why an institution that relies on government grants would pretend that it's likely
once humans can upload their brains onto computers no one will care about space anymore

My mates dad is a proper rorke chatting about immigrants not working and being on the dole and that

Then when there's an and track he's posting #not all muslims

Not sure what to make of this desu

>>72826631
...

fuck it, on second thoughts I'm ok with politics

>>72826632
i used to see two white women wearing hijabs on the way to work. Wanted to spark them both out so bad

>>72826629
sent this post to the police, im trying to secure a future for my white child here

>>72826535
I'm not speaking, I'm typing. I would've thought that was obvious. Why are you avoiding using capital letters at the beginning of sentences? Are you a lazy teenager? Very poor punctuation, too. If I was your English teacher, I'd be ashamed.

what does brexit actually mean

>>72826666
>once humans can upload their brains onto computers
hooo boy

>>72826671
The state of Dublin

>>72826668
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>72826672
I hope it's a boy x

>>72826666
>once humans can upload their brains onto computers no one will care about space anymore
ah okay, so you just literally dont know what you're talking about
righto then, good stuff

>>72826671
hard man

>>72826680
bregzit means bregzit

>>72826667
just wants to be liked

>>72826671
I was just baiting lol

>>72826683
>>72826709
I'm right and you're wrong

gf's dad works in the ECB

Wonder how many Greeks he's personally starved

>>72826697
sorry, sometimes it's like I'm two personalities: a humble, nice /brit/ lad and a twisted fucking psychopath

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>>72826730

business idea: walexit

>>72826666
>once humans can upload their brains onto computers
will never happen either

>>72826685
you'd be surprised
Khaleed kelly lived in outside of dublin iirc and i heard theres a decently sized muslim community in the west somewhere

>>72826737
good post

>>72826730
*slaps your bellend*
now you watch yourself before you go talking shite again

witcher 3>dark souls 3

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literally the most popular person on australian tv

>>72826667
sounds like a perfectly reasonable set of views

immigrants and scroungers can from any background, including white and christian.

>>72826786
ayylmao

>>72826786
FONT

Hello Tesco shoppers

>>72826764
waxit

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This is my gf (on the right)

>>72826717
it made me angry to see them turn their back on ireland so quickly

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Watching fake britain

thoughts on having a cute girls feet in the yapper?

getting the daily dose of Waleed Aly and Clementine Ford lads

>>72826789
dont watch channel 10 so literally never see or hear of him
hardly the most popular

>>72826822
tell her to lay off the chocolate biccies

>>72826792
but he chats shit about all these Syrians and north Africans coming in. then denies that Islam is an issue in the UK

>>72826766
ballyhaunis in mayo has an halal abattoir

considering touching my willy until i orgasm
odds i do it, evens i dont

>>72826829
me too

>>72826792
but immigrants are the least likely to be dole bludgers

>>72826849
maybe he knows some second gen muslims and they get along fine? then he'd figure "well, I guess it's not the islam...it must be the syrians/africans that are the problem and the pakis are fine"

>>72826667
He hates white polish immigrants but loves brown ones because they are multicultural. I'm sure if you asked him he'd volunteer his wife up to breed with them as well

England is on the verge of civil war

>>72826807
'sup?

Seen that spirits deal? Two bottles for £20? 'Avin' that. 'Avin' that deal on deli meats as well. 2 packs for £3? Sorted.

>>72826887
look, who gives a fuck to be quite honest? I just want to see some banter and I don't particularly care who the victim is.

who /ASDA/ here

>>72826849
Lmao turbo rorke detected. He probably wants to take Islam's conservative values and impose them on western society but deport all non whites. Bet he browses /pol/

aldi 2bh

>>72826931
tesco post right there

coles

>>72826904
>tfw could have gotten two 700ml bottles of smirnoff for £20 but was too skint so I had to get one 700ml bottle of nikita poison for £10.50
state of my life

>>>/a/155097903

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a long, hard, veiny brexit

*plop*

>>72826927
>Who cares about facts or reality??
Rorke intellect, ladies and gentlemen

>>72826887
over here 40% of Nigerians are on the dole, that number increases for muslim nigerians.

>>72826943
they don't see the conservative values as being islamic though just righteous christianity

>>72826899
Says who? Whiny lefties who think all of Britain is crying as hard as they are over Brexit and the backlash from radical muslim atrocities.

Told some Normies I'm too intelligent to listen to rap music and they absolutely shat themselves

>>72826989
that shite is for boring fucking nerds

I'm a lad, what I care about is banter

>>72826983
*snifffffffffffffffffff*
yes...hmmm...quite a potent little colonic concoction...

>>72827023
kill yourself you vapid normalscum

>>72827028
good post

>>72827045
yeah shut up you gay cunt

>>72827028
>>72826983
ah yes australia

>>72827023
VERY cowardly post

the radical centrists will soon be in armed combat against the islamic corbanistas

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half white half thai bitches if i were to be so sincere

>>72827081
wish I could get my hands round your puny neck

would wring it like a dishcloth

>small minded
>Stupid
>Uneducated
>Xenophobic
These are all traits of a _____

just realised australia is like 20 times the size of britain with less than half the population

>>72826969
Harsh. I went for the Russian Standard myself. And Captain Morgan's Dark Rum. Was gonna get more vodka and some gin as well, but went for a load of wine instead. Regretting it now, but I know those spirits would've been gone in a few days, but 6-7 litres of wine will last me a week or more.

>why yes i do spend most of my time accusing random people of being "rorkes" as i call them
>hmm, what walk?

>>72827113
Scotsman

just realised im gay
hahahaha
my gf is gay too
LMAO

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fat gf

>>72827125
well aren't we fucked

>>72827113
Strawman.

>>72827143
would spin you round so fast with a single punch that you'd take off like a helicopter and bomb dresden

https://www.thenewpoundcoin.com/
might have to leave the house to grab one of these

>>72826259
I'd divide her..err..brexit
if you know what I mean

just realised you always see straight girls with gay male friends but never the other way around

>>72827097
she's so unattractive i can't believe all those songs were written about her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkjzAwIYxUI

>>72827179
Probably got a knob down there knowing these leftist types.

>>72827133
I go through a 700ml bottle in a day and half to two days when I have it so it's better that I'm skint

awfully tempted by 4 cans of sainsburys cider for £2.15 but it takes forever to get pissed off that

>>72827213
>thumbnail
No thanks.

>>72827182
Lesbians are insufferable cunts to men and women, whereas Gays are just insufferable to other men

>>72827182
guys don't tolerate girls hanging around them when there's literally zero chance of sex

>>72827224
Mix it with super strength lager (AKA a snakebite). And blackcurrant cordial if you can get it (AKA a diesel). I used to do that with White Lightning to make the taste bearable while enhancing the effect.

anyone else not trust anyone who says they're religious? especially muslims or scientologists or other really weird cultish religions.

just cannot understand what has gone wrong in their brains for them to believe any of that. its literally like reading a comic book and thinking all that is real too. its like interacting with a high functioning mentally ill person. they're mostly ok but you can tell something isn't quite right in their head. i actually have experience in working with mentally ill people and honestly, there are parallels with religious people in terms of thought processes and wilful denial of rationality.

i'll probably get hatted for this but it just seems really strange to invest any time into bronze age fairy tales that are clearly a bit dubious.

Doing a big slimy hangover poo

on a poorthern rail train

grim

>>72827284
As an enlightened atheist, yes.

i have a lesbian friend, she's one of those short-haired bulldykes though so i'm not interested in fucking her

the gf's poos can tell the future

>>72827292
ill

>>72827284
Yeah mate. Proper Christians as well. (The ones who put their favourite bible verse on their social media). They behave politely but something seems off

2d girls don't poo

>>72827341
>g
>pooing
it's a bloke, lad

>>72827377
my hentai collection says otherwise

>>72827278
true

>>72827284
Some take holy books literally, and are necessarily delusional. Some regard them as a collection of esoteric philosophies hidden behind metaphor and occult symbols, and can gain secret wisdom by them.

>>72827143
>>72827162
Wrong. The answer is rorke

>>72827396
t. freemason

>>72827398
4U

>>72827383
dw she gets them off ebay

havent had a hangover in quite a while now

have figured out where to draw the line between fun drunk and sick drunk

>>72827113
muslim

>misogynistic
>Religious
>Uneducated
These are all traits of a _____

blacks are highly religious for some reason
wonder why

>>72827284
theyre alright. all my grandparents were very religious (catholic) and I trusted them

>>72827452
muslim

>>72827417
No, but I share a lot of reading material with freemasonry. A freemason would've probably kept silent instead of posting what I did. Even that level of knowledge is supposed to be hidden from the "profane."

>>72827439
>fun drunk
don't experience this phenomenon

when I'm not drunk I really want to be, and when I am I always feel like I need to drink more to get drunk enough to feel good until I end up passing out.

>>72827452
muslim

>>72827455
t. stupid

>>72827464
different time

My nan was very religious and she loved cats

She was a cataholic

>>72827455
poor education

>>72827506
ill

>>72827506
Reddit

>>72827498
i know what you mean, but when the room starts spinning that's when i know it's time to stop

*starts nonsensically dancing*

>>72827506
going to go do a poo so i can look at something less shit than this post

>>72827495
You fucking retard its an anonymous messaging board who gives a fuck about secrets

the geniuses of /brit/ have moved on from politics to theology

>>72827499
>>72827480
Wrong. The answer was rorke again. Curious how you keep getting these wrong

>>72827495
/brit/ is probably obscure enough to drop a breadcrumb or two without guilt

>>72827535
>anonymous

LOL

>>72827546
muslims are rorkes

never drunk more than a few mL of alcohol

>>72827506
superb post

rorke's need to be lined up and shot, almost as bad as rasheeds

almost

>>72827553
Pls dont tell my mum

>>72827532
Hello nigger

>>72827452
yank

>>72827588
alt-rorke

>>72827528
nah, I just keep going, every drink makes me feel a little better and gets me a little closer to being "good".

if I run out and I can still walk I'll go and buy more otherwise I'll end up falling asleep at some point.

>>72827588
rorkeism is the only sensible answer to rasheedism

the only thing necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing

I have a Yankees baseball cap i got in America and I wear it everywhere

I am religious

What is the origin or "rorke" and what does it mean. Discuss

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>>72827611
foy

>>72827604
sounds like you've got the curse of irish genes

>>72827609
Rorke and Rasheed are two sides of the same coin

katie cummings is so fat

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>>72827632

>>72827611
offensive

>>72827635
fuck off newcunt

i get to spend the next 4 hours in an empty warehouse lads wahey
may go as far as a cheeky post or 2

why do lefties (and others i guess) refuse to acknowledge islamic anti-semitism?

seen various news articles about anti-semitic acts increasing but it never mentions who are the perpetrators when its very reasonable to assume its muslims.

>>72827588
I'm a left wing rorke

>>72827635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U

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PAY UP

>>72827689
As if you don't have the same bizarro fixation on "da Jews", Rorke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpNyAgTZMzU

>>72827689
>when its very reasonable to assume its muslims
That's not the assumption lefties make

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>>72827632

>>72827498
I get that too. There's a brief sweet spot for me, where I'm able to enjoy the current level of drunkenness. But by that time the craving is firmly in control. There are no brakes on the booze train once it hits that speed.

>>72827696
So were using rorke for nigger

>>72827689
muslims are anti-everything mate.

>>72827658
what bought you from buckinghamshire to a new zealand warehouse

>>72827731
literally fuck off

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>>72827731

>>72827730
>here's a brief sweet spot for me
lucky, I don't think I ever get there. it always feels just round the corner and I end up nodding off before I get there and waking up with a hangover.

>>72827506
hallmark post

>>72827696
why is this even considered a battle? it's a bunch of niggers with sticks charging into bullets and muskets

should've been called rorke's massacre

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business idea: turn /brit/ into an anarcho-primitivist commune

>>72827689
based Ben touches on it. they refuse to acknowledge Islamic bigotry in general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQqvttVTBb0

>>72827773
>muskets

no not a fan of alochol at all

>>72827716
>be a diamond
>pay me to pay the whore

>>72827689
Muslims are mostly arabs and arabs are semites, they can't be anti themselves

>>72827779
*kills you for making stone tools*

>>72827779
*kills everyone in the commune and receives no punishment*

>>72827773
Yeah the Brits should've put down their rifles to make it fair.

>>72827773
they had guns you twat

>>72827773
would like to revise this post

first of all, by muskets i meant bayonets, and secondly, by rorke's massacre i meant massacre of rorke's drift

>>72827722
Thats gonna be a shit gingerbread house. too many curves

>>72827804
Fuck you too.

>>72827737
the gf and her web of intrigues
this is the closest thing ive had to a job since november

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>anarcho-

>>72827808
so there are multiple definitions then

*shaking body*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0vB1sNIsIw

>by muskets i meant bayonets
what kind of absolute cretin mixes these up? what a retard.

>>72827844
ill post
definitely the same runt who asked what rorke meant

>>72827861
find the memes about anarchist ideologies to be quite funny desu

>>72827892
muskets usually had bayonets attached, it's not a hard mistake to make

>>72827182
I'm good mates with a lesbian, it's my sister's mate. I go running with her every week she is absolutely beautiful

>>72827903
No, not the Anon you're thinking of but I have also been asking what a rorke is for a few weeks now.

meep meep

So did we ever clarify what rorke meant :$

>>72827931
How does she respond if you flirt with her

>>72827958
>>72827945
holy fuck and I thought americans were dense

>>72827915
you're either monumentally stupid or a foreign cunt with a shitty grasp of English

>>72827958
it means you like killing black people with 19th century weapons

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>>72827945
hold me back lads

>>72827977
And you were right.

we really gave the french a licking at agincourt didnt we? us with our strings

edit: sorry, meant longbows - must have gotten mixed up with the strings that were often part of a longbow. easy mistake!

>>72827958
the battle of RORKES drift
where like a hundred british soldiers defeated 10 times that number of zulu warriors

So just to be clear. When you say rorke you mean a white guy who wants to kill blacks x

>>72827958
fuck off newcunt

>>72826198
Probably gonna do some 3D modelling and UV (Adding texture and colour to the model)

Other than that brushing up my CV for intern positions

>>72828001
smirking

>>72827983
oh please pardon me mr. perfect being who never had a brain fart in his life

>>72828028
I've seen it used to refer to misogynists and Islamophobes too though. I think it might be an SJW term to refer to people who call them out on their silliness.

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>>72828028
'Rorke' is the beastly roar let out by a mythic scottish creature

>>72828006
So ... We saying theyre legendary white men? Why people using it as a derogatory term

>>72828035
id wipe that smirk off your face you smug cunt

>>72827968
Takes it well she's not a tumble feminazi lesbo. Really chill

brain: *BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPP*

>>72828080
wipes MY cock on YOUR face

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>>72828067
*exhales

highly considering going to the ol' sambo shop and buying a sambo and a coffee

HIGHLY

thirteen

>>72827958
its just a name you call people with right wing ideas, like fascist.

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>>72828125

So let's all agree:
Rorke means heroic white male willing to die for our superior race? :3 x

>>72828075
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>>72828028
rorke = "this post reads like it was written by a racist, traditionalist, conservative or generally right wing stereotype"
rasheed = "this post reads like it was written by a devout muslim"
i can go into detail re rorkesheed, the bizarro and alt variants and even a brief overview of the elusive Tom later if you want

haha that auscunt is a stupid fucker isnt he

Why do Asian men lack masculinity

>>72828082
I meant does she flirt back at all or is it like interacting with a brick wall

Never known any gay people so I don't know what they're like

>>72828147
Agreed

>>72828149
Please do

>>72828149
So "not an SJW" then.

>>72828149
>rorke = "this post reads like it was written by a racist, traditionalist, conservative or generally right wing stereotype"
because brits killed heaps of zulus?
makes sense (not)

>>72828075
because the leftists on /brit/ are idiots. they could have picked out an actual atrocity that the british carried out in Africa but instead they chose a heroic victory

>>72828181
THATS WHAT HE FUCKING SAID RUNT

>>72828174
Doesn't flirt but tells me what way to dress and style my hair

have slept about 13 hours the last 2 nights

not a fan of all this lost time

>>72828149
rasheed can also mean leftwing sjw, hippy or commie

>>72828163
not sure

been told by an asian girl that they really do have small willies so that could be a factor

>actually explaining memes to the newcunts

kysves

considering fetching a new thread but hesitating

>>72828149
thinking too deeply about the meaning of rorke and rasheed completely misses the purpose of the terms, which is to call another poster a mean name and get a (you)

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>>72828223
>kysves
???

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don't understand how people can see life after 30ish in a positive light
literally just a grind from that point if not sooner

*starts eating your sandwich while you're not looking*
*scampers back into my den when you turn around and start yelling for the dogs*
Hehehehehehehe
*chitters at you from underneath the floorboards*

>>72828241
kill your selves

>>72828229
too late

>>72828250
wow
its almost
as if
people aren't
meant
to live
long
!!!!

>>72828194
Don't recall Britain committing a single atrocity mate

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>mfw retards call me rorke
>mfw they're calling me a superhuman

lads somebody motivate me to start my dissertation. 10,000 words in 8 days but i really cant be arsed.