Oh shit

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Lol

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lol

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Just a bit of banter from nature m8

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loL

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>be australian
>cyclone hits
>it propels flies at the speed of an abo running to centrelink at 4.59pm on a friday
>projectile flies tear through flesh and bone
>mfw my neighbour Bruce gets obliterated by bullet-flies and flying empty beer bottles in front of my eyes
>cockatoos swept up into the vengeful torrent, become sharp-beaked flying incisors
>wallabies get sliced into pieces by cockatoos & flies
>kangaroos get sliced by whirling broken beer bottles, their tails turn into flailing maces which effortlessly knock down gum trees the size of skyscrapers
>the koalas never stood a chance
>native fauna almost entirely wiped out by flying bullet-flies, 'roo tails and bird talons
>except for the emus
>flies ricochet off emu feathers into random directions, wreak havoc upon unsuspecting aussies seeking shelter
>There goes Davo', Shaneo, Johno & Mick
>The rage-filled hurricane smashes through the countryside, leaving a strewn tangle of blokes, shiela's and detritus in its wake
>only the emus stand strong
>they seize their chance and form Government, rule the aussieminority
>impose a 'o tax
>everytime a word or name is shortened with an 'o at the end, we have to pay five hundred dollary-doos
>within months, every aussie is broke, the emus have true economic control
>food rations are issued; everyone gets one ciggie, one beer and one spoonful of vegemite a day
>conditions are rough mate, bloody rough
>form unions, demand the emus provide more rations or we refuse to pay the 'o tax
>emus can't supply more vegemite because no opposable thumbs
>aussies see the opportunity, seize it
>wrestle control from the emu's, beat them to death with detached 'roo tails from the cyclone
>authority re-established
>impose a thick-feather tax
>tax emus five-hundred dollarydoos when their feathers are too thick
>that way we keep them vulnerable, and as slaves
>mfw I never have to work another day in me life
>mfw the cyclone was the best thing that ever happened to us

such is life

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leave it to a leaf to break the combo

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>be aussie
>get killed by fucking nature

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At least bushfire won't happen while the cyclone is there.

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lol

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclone_Tracy

hopefully it does the same to br*sbane, best day of my life was when it flooded in 2011

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no shit post for 1 week

i hope it sinks the whole damn nigger island

good riddance

>>72828078
Did you mean this nigger island?
http://www.geodata.us/canada_names_maps/maps.php?featureid=FDQDS&f=218

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>Be Australian
>Get cyclone'd

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False headline.

Should every australian flee?

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kek

>>72825794
More like down blunder LMAO

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>North Queensland

Lol

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Imagine, Australian boat people. Crikey

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This shrill cunt has been knocking on my window all night. I stormed to the back door, flung it open in a rage and yelled "fuck the fuck off you poofter cunt" and flung a handful of minties I had on my kitchen counter at the bitch.

Done all I can do at this point.

ausfats btfo

>>72836441
No you didn't.

>>72836598
Well I'm open to further requests.

>>72827121
This is why i read every Aussie post.