You wake up in Afghanistan

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go to the nearest poppy field and rejoice

Going to be a Kite Runner

The taliban fears the samurai

*Destroys invading superpower*

Inhale deeply after many years

Why these sandniggers looks so cute and beauty eyes and the goverment is so shit???

Another normal day

*gets blown up*

I say Maradona Messi Argentina to every person I see so they understand I am a third worlder and they dont kidnap me.

Laugh, but doing that has saved the lives of many Argentines who got kidnapped while working in places like Nigeria. You have to make them understand you arent American, European, and have no money, as soon as possible.

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I fear the sahelanthropus

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This is unironically true, buen post maquina

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Go hiking

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In Afghanistan, in a black tulip, With vodka in a glass, we silently swim above the ground.

>>72818755
you know what you argies are alright

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>>72818177
>get raped
kek

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Hulks of Russian gun ships
Litter valleys and the plain
And the ghosts of many nations
Walk these dusty roads of shame.
For the legacy of the Afghans
Is a bloody litany of war
And the road to their tomorrow
Is paved with promises of more.

I get on my horse to look for a bipedal mech that screams

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>Try to speak pashto with natives
>Realize they have a different pashto
>Cri
>Try to go back since my country is next door
>The border patrol sends me back mistaking me for illegale refugee