difficult life choices-edition
Anon carved these runes high up
>>72817661
Fast Neo is also on Wii U.
Are you gonna buy Mario Karto eighto again too dummy?
>>72817703
>implying I even bought 8
Gonna buy my first stocks on monday buds.
I love New Order lads
>>72817661
>a multiplat game and a wii u game
you are beyond saving
>>72817712
I did, with all the DLC, logged hundreds of hours.
remember to brush your teeth buds
>>72817668
Yes, obviously.
If you don't pull the letter, then certainly 5 people will die.
If you pull the lever, there's a 50% chance only 1 person will die.
FUCK DRUMPF
>>72817714
https://www.forbes.com/sites/rickferri/2012/12/20/any-monkey-can-beat-the-market/
>>72817725
I was gonna get one eventually anyway
>>72817722
>>72817747
>not playing Mario Kart DS with pals at lunch/on the bus
ISHYGDDT
>>72817741
>If you don't pull the letter, then certainly 5 people will die.
that's not how it works.
if you don't pull there's 33% chance to get the 1 person.
>>72817722
But the guy on the right is...well, right.
>>72817703
>coraline
so typical
>you wake up and this is under your blanket
>tfw too fucking stupid to understand the monty hall problem no matter how many times I read different explanations
>>72817767
I bet they unironically talk about 4chan too
>>72817787
I CAN POST WHAT I WANT GODDAMIT
around whites, no respite
>>72817772
No. There are three tracks. The train is on one of them. If you pull the lever, the train will go to another track. Considering that 1:
1- Behind each of the three doors, there are 5 people, 5 people and then 1 person
2- You can see the train is heading towards one of the doors which behind are 5 people
Then it is logical to assume the train can only change tracks to either the track that leads to one personl or to 5 persons.
Therefore, two possibilities if you pull the lever. 1/2. 50%.
How to have friends ??????
gf just sent me this
>>72817804
an easy way to t hink of it is that there are 100 doors, and he opens 98 of them aftr you choose one
>>72817811
>live in toronto
>make a pizza joke
>get threatened with murder
>>72817811
it's almost like since there are more white people the odds of finding a crazy one increase
I want the Coraline poster to stop
I tried blaze pizza the other day for the first time
It was all right, not really worth spending $8 on
>>72817817
>Therefore, two possibilities if you pull the lever. 1/2. 50%.
That's not how it works bud
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Hall_problem
>>72817811
I went out for a walk earlier this evening and a black man approached me and asked if I had a quarter. Naturally I threw my pocket sand at him and sprinted as fast as I could back home to my tree fort.
>>72817867
They're way too small and the guys that work at my local place are dbags
I can stop posting Coraline anytime you want buds.
>>72817817
no, this is just a rewording of the monty hall problem. When you make the choice on the first round you are presented information of which of the doors you didn't choose was a bad door. You have additional information now that the door that was left closed that you didn't choose was left closed for a reason, thus moving the probability from the door that opened to the door that wa snot opened, thus switching would give you 66% chacne of success.
consider expanding the problem to 100 doors. you choose 1, then 98 doors are revealed and behind them are 5 people. If you think about it for a bit you'd come to the realization that the remaining unopened door is more likely to have the single person than the one you initially chose.
can I be with youuu
can I bet with you just for a while
should I watch any of the old samurai jack if I want to watch this new one
>>72817952
yes you fag
>>72817869
>>72817905
I'm sorry, I read the problem wrong.
I read it as though the track the train was on had the door be revealed to hide 5 people, when in fact, it was a door on a different track.
I fucking hate this government
I JUST CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF~~
>>72817967
what episodes in which seasons
you just can't believe me
when I tell you what you mean to me
>>72817985
never gonna let you doooown
>>72817811
>i have never been scared of any multicultural person
>multicultural person
white redditors everyone, act like they aren't races but treat other races like they're some kind of strange brew
>>72817722
>>72818034
>>72817722
>>72817747
I bring my 3DS xl to work and use it on the subway. Not autistic btw, I see other people doing it all the time.
>>72818067
post you're face
NO DEBES QUERERME YO SOY PECADO
HAY DÍAS EN MI PASADO QUE VOLVERAN
YO QUE FUI TORMENTA
YO QUE FUI TORNADO
YO QUE FUI VOLCAN SOY UN VOLCAN APAGADO
>>72818067
Half the people who ride the subway are mentally fucked
>Not autistic btw, I see other people doing it all the time
>>72817746
Thanks for the read, m8.
>>72817983
yes you fag
>I bring my 3DS xl to work and use it on the subway. Not autistic btw, I see other people doing it all the time.
>I post on 4chan all the time. Not autistic by the way I see oth-
>>72818067
tell me why you did it after the promise
I bring my laptop to work and sysadmin in the lunch room. Not autistic btw, I see other people doing it all the time.
posted in /cum/ on my 8 hours bus ride
guy was sitting right next to me too
what's wrong with playing videogames in public with a handheld
I mean it's honestly become more of a normie thing, my sister in high school has a ds and she plays it all the time, she's normal.
I vape at work and use it on the subway. Not autistic btw, I see other people doing it all the time.
>>72818122
If you need to justify it to yourself then that's the problem.
normal in America tho
>I mean it's honestly become more of a normie thing, my sister in high school has a ds and she plays it all the time, she's normal
I masturbate on the subway. Not autistic btw, usually ends in a circle jerk.
Good morning fellow wage fags, it's already Monday so let's get right into the work week
>>72818184
the only person I've seen with a non-latinx male was unironically from Sweden
>>72817976
>one day I'm going to be prime minister dude
>I'll make weed legal man
I have only used public transportation while visiting Europe
>>72818184
No ass bitch.
He deserves a cute boi like me :)
>>72818212
God at least he did ONE fucking thing that he promised.
>>72817976
DUDE
>>72818184
Just want you to know that I send all these images to my one female friend and say "you on the [position of BLACKED female]"
>>72818199
>estonians
>>72817976
WEED
estonians are cute and i am going to kiss one
>wagecucks actually work for a living
lol
How long do we have to wait, bros?
>/cum/ suddenly hates (3)DS's
what happened?
>>72818283
I always hated them
I signed up for this site
https://www.rev.com
hopefully the accept my app and I can start transcribing shit and make a few bux
>>72818277
Longer than you have, commie
mfw i can play with my 3ds any time i want anywhere and none of you fags cant stop me
>inb4 i get fedora'd
>>72818283
>bing, bing WAHOO!
>>72818277
flags is look so cool
>>72818296
i also did this today, strange
very difficult work, however
>>72818306
most people buy handhelds for pokemon, not mario
>>72818277
skip that step and just take over the whole galaxy.
>>72818301
why would we stop you
youre the one thats gonna get shot over a fucking 3ds
fucking mexico holy shit
>>72818311
>Virginity, I chose you!
>>72818317
Hurry that shit up bro.
I still aint thinkin big enough.
I made in total about 75 cents with Amazon mechanical turk
>>72818067
Just because you see children doing it, doesn't make it tolerable as an adult to behave as a child.
>>72818337
pokemon is normie as fuck, dude
>>72818344
dont spend it all at once
>>72818266
BRAVO EESTI
R
A
V
O
E
E
S
T
I
>>72818247
Wot are u implying
>>72818309
better than sitting on here all day
>>72818301
>Getting stabbed over a stupid 3ds
Post music pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8uIErB48tk
/cum/ is the greatest and comfyest thread 2bh. anytime of the day i come here i feel welcome. thanks guys.
*pretends to scratch his nose and wipes a tear from his eye without being noticed*
>>72818378
agreed, money is nice, especially when earned from the comfort of your own home
>>72818383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7L3wnAwMNo
>>72818348
This is the same thing bronies tell themselves about MLP, dude
>>72818383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT0gRc2c2wQ
>>72818389
*gayest and worst thread tbqh
Man i love Nintendo with all my soul but trying to defend video games as normie like is dumb.
The only acceptable games are sports games, the rest no matter how mature and deep they """are""" people still see them as a childish autist things.
>>72818389
Tu puta madre es bienvenida.
Largate de aquí maldito mesero joto.
Kanada is cute too xD but Kana = chicken so it's chicken-da not Kanada xDD ( sorry Kanada)
>tfw no Tennessean gf
>>72818410
t. gayest
>>72818389
>/lat/ and /brit/ make us look that good
we'z kangz
>>72818412
why do mexicans hate us? is it our whiteness? :(
>>72818389
faggot
>*gayest and worst thread tbqh
i like grand strategy and rhythm games the most
>>72818421
used to have a tennessean gf
ama
I just did a deep subclade y-dna test and it turns out my paternal ancestry comes from the Normans. Feels pretty dank because I have a norman surname, so my ancestors werent just peasants that copied their lords last name
>>>/cum/
>Strongest general on /int/ for 68 years and counting
>Highest GDP on /int/
>Worth 51% of the /int/ economy
>Largest getsquad in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of /int/
>Highest concentration of extra-flag technology on /int/
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing general's military on /int/
>Only general that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce city and regional flags
>Developing a new generation of memes
>Only general to have three official non-meme languages
>Only general with a private sector actively working in space
>/int/ center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most full country members in the Anglo World
>Won the /int/ Banter Wars singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (/brit/ didn't win; look at them and look at /cum/ now; same with /lat/ in 1812)
>Leader of /int/
Don't like us? No problem.
At the end of the day, you are all /cum/rades. The Facebook you use (obviously we're too smart to use that botnet)? /cum/. Google? /cum/. Apple? /cum/. Microsoft? /cum/. Every other thing on the planet except for putting words on pictures? /cum/ You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether face or scrubmaster won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access /cum/ threads. You copy our leaf and our anime. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The /int/ economy is based on /cum/ dubs. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our King speaks, you listen.
You are ALL /cum/rades.
>>72818166
Gimme her digits
>>72818439
>ctrl+f trap
>0/0
Not gay enough
>>72818440
do you like liquor sim
>>72818435
That guy is just a fucking fag. Don't respond to him further and you will have a better experience here, pal.
>>72818460
Canada and Mexico haven't done shit. That's all us.
>>72818473
I just got here
>find a nice doujinshi with some great art
>turns out it's futa shit
>didn't sleep at all last night
>starting to not feel tired again
oh well i'll just take some sleeping pills or klonopin
>>72818383
https://youtu.be/CRBH7OlkMWM
>>72818514
2 bombs werent enough
Sup losers
>>72818514
>>72818514
>not reading the tags
>>72818514
it's supposed to be a bad thing?
lol
>>72818548
shouldnt have laughed at this as hard as I did
god dammit vapeman
>>72818548
lol this is gold
Please respond
>>72818514
link
>>72818528
agree, we would have some 7D hentai with more radiation on them
>>72818569
>oi m8, heard u chatting shit
>>72818514
>shit
>>72818576
Why does nobody here care they are posting with a flesh and blood Norman? We were the original Brit BTFO'ers for god sakes. WE WUZ KINGS TOO FUCK IT
I'm researching up on this guy who threatened my channel.
Dude is some fucking normie who apparently surfs youtube and bothers random channels. Fucking normies
>>72818621
I care
>>72818630
post channel
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOooOooOOOOOOOOOSH
LOOK OUT, OK, I'M A TORNADO AND I'VE COME FOR MY PLYWOOD TITHE
WHOOOOHOOHHOOOOOOOOOO
>when a turk responds to my post without my written permission
not another teen movie was p good buds
>>72818635
y-you're a kind boy
getting really into 1960's psychedelica
which is weird because Ive never done grass
>>72818494
This
>pipelines
us
>hockey
us
>rodeo
us
>trapping (both kinds)
us
>chilis
us
>chipotle
us
>plaster and framing
us
>mexican coke (both kinds)
us
>mestizas
us
>>72818644
found his mom's facebook lol. should I bookmark it and save it for later, then message her and ask what is up with her son if he comes at me again?
>>72818630
Hack him.
>>72818661
You too qt
>>72818673
yes and post it
someone get me the picture of connor in the fir coat
can't find it anywhere
>>72818690
nah, I'm not malicious, just get anxious when people threaten me. I've learned that people can randomly be pieces of shit to you out-of-the-blue when they seem completely normal otherwise. Idk what his deal is, but I just want him to leave me alone. if he doesn't I'll have the contacts.
>>72818686
I-it's pretty cool. I'm looking at the dna project for my subclade and it seems I'm the only with my surname who's reported having it so far
>>72818716
i'll stab you
>>72818741
he's from the fucking midwest too. why do we meme them to be normal people when they're probably the craziest of all.
>>72818743
thought that was EDP for a second
>>72818743
I HATE FAT PEOPLE SO FUCKING MUCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>72818743
This entire store just depresses me.
>>72817744
Is having a Burzum shirt a meme? I saw someone memeing about it on /mu/ but I fail to see how it's a meme.
>>72818766
what kind of question is that?
>>72818734
>making it this easy
Doxing u right now bud
>>72818765
>store
its a restauraunt
>>72818777
You would do that creep
>>72818780
Store, restaurant, DMV, all the same thing.
Too much meth and moonshine for me.
>>72818757
>edp sayings its bullshit that he has to eat less food to lose weight
his fuck women rant on the Q&A was also funny
I ship conway x oyster bay guy
>>72818766
yeah funny how these types of people who are like "just be cool bro, you can like what you like, everyones got their own tastes don't be an elitist xD" will turn around and yell at you if you like anything like burzum, death in june, anything they don't like for political reasons. I hope people realize one day how much of a platitude saying "each to their own" is and stop saying it.
What does dick taste like?
>>72818780
>that paint
>those decorations
>those posters
>that gimmick
>>72818816
>my weight is plateauing guys
>why am I not GOMAD yet
>>72818808
I was just kidding :(
>>72818715
>fir coat
>>72818820
Stop encouraging homosexuality
>>72818820
He's not gay
>>72818874
I need to fill my gay agenda quota for the week or I'll never see my kids again
>>72818887
Sounds like a pitch some nigger gave me once while I was in the subway
>>72818839
Depends
>>72818847
unless he cooks some fired chicken at 10 pm, he will certainly starve to death in his sleep. There is just no way around it
words cant express my feelings for you
>>72818901
what does yours taste like?
>>72818920
atrophy
>>72818918
Elincia is nice, but I prefer Mia
How many more chances am I gonna squander, bud
>>72819005
At least 3, probably more
whats the easiest cult to join where I can make lots of cash
>>72819035
you don't join one to make cash, gotta make one bud
Just btfo this homeless dickhead
anyone wanna join my 2D women cult? fee is $5 a month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0gOEyK6Tg
>>72819060
what are the perks and does the cost cover t-shirts?
>tfw no Greenbow, AL bf
>>72819079
if you join my 2D women cult, you can speak publicly about 2D women
t-shirts will be spray painted by me
>>72819088
might as well get the next best thing
>>72819140
You?
>>72819140
no
>tfw no gf (female)
>>72819176
>That Nemo
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
JESUS CHRIIIIIIST I LOVE YOU, YEEEEEES I DOOOOOOOOO!
when was the last time you hugged your sister
tennessee is the only good southern state
t. knower
>>72819153
is there another alabama anon
>>72819212
do you want a canada gf?
>>72819225
ew cooties
>>72819225
christmas break I think
>>72819225
I haven't seen either of my sisters in the past 6 months
>>72819228
I don't think so
>>72819254
im the birmingham yam boy
>>72819263
new bats album is bretty gud
>>72819263
>>72819226
hmm yes i agree
t. education man
>>72819268
I didn't know you were from Birmingham
>>72819263
Worst chart I've seen in centuries.
What the hell dude?
>>72819300
>>72819299
yip
>>72819268
Post burberries
>>72819316
Nice. I stayed near Birmingham for the summer a few years ago
Nighty night /cum/
>>72819268
if you went to mountain brook i will find you
What's a decent gift I could give to my girlfriend's parents? They are from Ukraine.
It should probably be something from the USA, and hopefully small, because I'm taking it on a plane over there.
>>72819381
pyrogi
>>72819369
its 9:30 you weenie
>>72819381
.22 rervolvers
>>72818401
I like this. Thanks friend.
>>72819381
McChicken
>>72819381
You posted this already.
>>72819369
Can you let me know
Baby, can we get up together
I ain't like them tricks, I do true better
Don't waste no more time
Baby, let's, go (Can you let me know)
Baby, I'm down to do whatever
I don't really care, it doesn't matter
Let's not waste no time
Baby, let's, go
>>72819418
I didn't get any good responses
fast food chicken sandwich rankings
1. harvey's
2.. carl's jr
3. wendy's
----POWER GAP----
4. mcdonald's
5. burger king
6. arby's
>sleep deprive myself for a day
>the following night take sleep meds right before bed
best fucking sleep of my life.
>>72819381
you could get them maga hats
>>72819381
a cheap plastic key chain of a landmark or a snowglobe
>>72819458
what did you take? benadryl type shit? thats what i have.
>>72819454
>mcdonalds above anything (
except arbys)
>wtf even is harveys
>no mom n pop burger shop
>no 5 guys
>post about arby's
>calgary posts soon after
>>72819476
1. harvey's is canada-only
2. 5 guys doesn't have chicken you FUCK
>>72819444
Did you ask your girlfriend what they might like before asking an anonymous assyrian portrait-critiquing clique?
>>72819454
i never get a chicken sandwhich so i cannot judge this list
>>72819484
no bully my flag
>>72819489
She's 2d
>>72819476
harvey's is based leafburger chain
chicken sandwich is crap though
>>72819454
Harvey's is literally the GOAT
>>72819471
zzzquil, actually.
>>72819234
I would let her leaf me if you know what I mean
TayTay is BaeBae
>>72819520
cuck on very many levels
>>72819503
>2d Ukrainians
hmm
>tfw to qt ukrainian gf
>tfw literal ukranian-anglo-celtic colony
>hohol gfs
imagine having such bad taste
my teacher from ukraine was so hot
woudl fugg
>>72819543
>tfw to smart too qt ukrainian gf
>>72819513
amen
i found my ukrainian gf, how much do you think she costs?
https://www.rosebrides.com/brides/natalya-487359.html
yung savage y u trappin so hard?
>>72819616
>5'5"
>taurus
not my thing tbqhwyfamalam
>>72819616
virus do not click
>>72819616
>smoker
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>not opening everything up in a vm first
hheh
>>72817703
Fast RMX is its own game, though.
>>72819648
shes trying to quit. She just needs a qt american to help her.
Besides what else are you suppose to do in Ukraine?
>>72819673
>Besides what else are you suppose to do in Ukraine?
eat pyrogi
>>72819673
play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and squat on things
reckon i should be off to do a sleep
but i dont want to
>>72817722
The dude who made this is in prison because he tried to shoot up his high school after being bullied so much. He probably just made these to feel like a big guy on the Internet.
FUCK it would have been so cool to have been a member of the Nazi SS ;_;
Would you go out with a girl who has a kid?
>>72819745
No
>>72819745
Depends if she like me or if she want to dump her kid on me desu.
>>72819731
What's that from?
you're just like an angel
your skin make me cry
>>72819616
https://www.rosebrides.com/brides/christine-468592.html
typing witj g;pcoves \lon lads
I want a perfect body. I want a perfect soul
and I want you to know this, when I'm not around
you're so very special, I wish I was special
bye my creep
>>72819779
I honestly can't tell at this point
She's really cute and nice
how can white boys compete?
>>72819812
ily2 ttyl
>>72819824
Me on the left
>>72819812
shit u0p
>>72819745
I would "go out" as in do as little as possible to get a quick fuck if she was attractive enough to me (not low standards but not "point elbows would not fuck" retardation).
But would I actually put forth a commitment of any kid with said woman? Absolutely not.
>>72819794
>Height: 5'8" / 172 cm
>Weight: 220 lbs / 100 kg
>Body type: Curvy
>>72819838
I'll reap your soul
I think I fucked up
I like my friend's sister and she has a kid
traps are gay
>>72819902
Just do the deed and dash
>>72819913
well duh
>>72819916
I wanto to make an honest woman out of her
>>72819902
I'm not sure if it's too bad (aside from us calling you a cuck), but it's not a dynamic that I'd want
>>72817668
Help me find this pic.
>>72819855
>>72819902
get your tongue all up in those stretch marks
>>72819913
>>72819838
you ok lad?
>>72819985
i was typing with winter gloves on
>>72819962
>>72819977
Idk how I should feel about this
She's super cool but I don't like the kid angle
>>72819824
me on the right
the gf
>>72820057
>>72820057
lost
RIP /cum/
couldnt even make it past 10:30
>>72820223
yee
>he doesn't shot at publix
>>72820223
dud its one:30
>>72820223
i miss when we were all nocturnal neets
>>72820245
10:35*
real nibba hours whom'st've up?
>>72820246
But I'm sleepytired
>>72820246
imma probably have to quit my job soon, so its back to the NEET life for me
>>72820277
what job and why?
>>72820269
go to bed then you pussy
>>72820277
why?
>>72820287
>>72820288
class is going to take up all my time and make me unable to start my shift until at least 6:30
>>72820288
Make me fruit juice
>>72817837
It's still a 50/50 if you don't choose the other door?
>>72819824
inb4 that's a kashmiri woman or something