The gf edition
poop
spreading awareness of this image
nice viagra falls
>>72816194
>mfw JF's start early fake /brit/ threads
I want a girlfriend lads
@wogs itt
thoughts?
gonna watch an episode of How The States Got Their Shapes
>>72816223
did you create this image? need to know before I save it or not
>>72816293
up at like 3 o clock, listening to the same song over and over and feeling intensely melancholy and existential
real yankposting hours, smash that mothafuckin (you)
http://named.publicprofiler.org/
post surname locales
what are ya sellin', stranger?
>>72816316
>real yankposting hours
Word to the motherfucking streets yo
Maybe you're not me then
>>72816329
>>72816276
>>72816328
here
>Taking with this black girl I'm meeting for a date tomorrow
>says how she's extra tight and orgasms with even a bit of attention
>>72816401
hello nigger
see
>>72816276
>>72816328
>tfw meme gaelic name so theres 20 different spellings because one illiterate spacker spelt it incorrectly in a book at some point
ah yes
Is this the real Diana yes/no
>>72816378
is she a klingon
>>72816414
I'm white
>>72816328
>>72816441
>having sex with a nigger as a self-respecting white man
>>72816459
Yea
Got an issue virgin?
rate my goddamn gf
>>72816298
yankphobia is not allowed on /brit/
#notallyanks
>>72816328
gave me a think it did
>>72816328
right: mum
left: dad
>>72816472
would rather be a virgin than a nigger lover
>>72816495
muh heritage
>>72816194
>tfw no chav gf
>>72816476
Do you each have your own Reddit accounts or do you share?
What's a decent gift I could give to my girlfriend's parents? They are from Ukraine.
>>72816505
got a problem with it paki?
>>72816401
she will smell slightly funny
>>72815432
cum is making fun of us again!!
>tfw no posh gf
>>72816495
CORNED
>tfw probably the most british yank itt
grandad and grandma are from york though
>>72816451
hampshire on the map
Might move to Northumbria to be with my kinfolk
paddyposting is cancerous
What happens in Shropshire?
>>72816591
bumming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hqhxHFfFYg&list=RDpVEAjFyX6II&index=5
>>72816591
poofting
>>72816194
>>72816250
>>72816476
is that the feminazi chick? she's hot
>>72816503
I bet you would virgin
>>72816613
Bumming what? Sheepses? Welshmen? Brummies? Other Shropshirians?
>>72816623
>>72816623
She's uggo
>>72816555
hmmm
wish i saved the picture of that russian's bike
>>72816638
yes
>>72816591
basically wales
are tim
>>72816661
you couldn't make it up
>>72816619
nice cover
>>72816665
https://archived.moe/n/thread/1025028/#1037608
?
>>72816690
English girl from Hong Kong
why is /brit/ the most popular thread on this board?
why do we get so many non-brits in here?
>>72816695
His European name is drumpf though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8CNpNUKoQA
>>72816708
it has always been the most active. that's the main reason
>>72816708
I only really come here in the evenings because it's busy, honestly I don't care much for British culture
>>72816647
OOOH! Does she have an instagram?
>>72816654
i have a tickling sensation in my crotch, that means she's not an uggo.
>>72816708
>>72816708
Admiration
They hope that by trying to assimilate they can become as great as us
>>72816328
Intradesting
>>72816708
/fr/ is dead at this hour. It's past 4am, alors people use discord.
Also England is the closest thing to France. Same past, etc.
Is the grime meme dead now, or do the weedy little Surrey wiggers still think it has got legs?
Anyone else planning to off themselves when they finish uni?
Has anyone ever met another Farage?
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>>72816708
im only here because ex-yu is dead right now tbqh
>>72816717
hot
>>72816742
>England is the closest thing to France
>>72816752
>not doing it in class to permanently scar the chads and staceys
Guess the name
>>72816708
people crave the superior brit banter
>>72816760
>south wales
>>72816783
rasheed
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>72816752
Don't do that.
>>72816783
Morrissey
>>72816742
Kek
>>72816771
best enemies
>>72816363
thought you called it a trunk
>>72816783
definitely ((asian))
>>72816783
patel
>>72816788
Close.
>>72816796
No where near.
>>72816810
Yes.
>>72816813
No.
>>72816803
you could say frenemies...
argentinian fast food
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1490579030985.jpg
>>72816328
for hundreds of years my community has enjoyed cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick
>>72816808
>new south wales
>>72816742
Hello, baguettelad
>>72816783
Mohamed
>>72816813
This is Patel
>>72816194
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1490576858387.gif
rly made me think
>>72816839
hullo, Wisconsin!
>>72816825
would you and the potato be frenemies?
have you seen my friend
surname
>>72816830
What's the British word for spastic?
>>72816756
nice
EL CHILENO
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>>72816783
>>72816328
amazing
they're almost a perfect map of the parts of england i'd like to drop bombs on
what a coincidence
>>72816909
spastic
>>72816909
australian
>>72816783
Lennon
>>72816860
What makes you think I'm from Wisconsin?
>>72816933
What is your surname, Frogbro?
>>72816895
new south wales is in australia where they say boot instead of trunk (mostly; there's probably regional variation)
>>72816826
looks alright hey
Jesus Christ lads, this is some Tinker Tailor Solder Spy shit here.
https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/846135383129772032?s=09
eating the leftover peameal bacon
Nathaniel "Natty" Bumppo is the protagonist of James Fenimore Cooper's pentalogy of novels known as the Leatherstocking Tales.
Natty Bumppo, the child of white parents, grew up among Delaware Indians and was educated by Moravian Christians.
In adulthood, he is a near-fearless warrior skilled in many weapons; chiefly the long rifle. He is most often shown alongside his Mohican foster-brother Chingachgook.
Bumppo went by the aliases of "Straight-Tongue," "The Pigeon," and the "Lap-Ear."
After buying his first rifle, he gained the name of "Deerslayer."
He is subsequently known as "Hawkeye" and "La Longue Carabine" "Pathfinder", "Leatherstocking" ,and "the Trapper".
He is also known as the "The Last of the Mohicans".
Hmmmm
>>72816978
>says the increasingly nervous man for the 70th time this year
>>72816978
fake news
>>72816950
bit rare so I'd rather not say
Father may be from Brittany (a village is named our name), mother from Normandy
>>72816947
Nah I just watched too much That '70s Show
>>72816978
>seth
>>72816998
>La Longue Carabine
>>72817028
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prizac
Why would Brittany have this Slavic-sounding name for a city?
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>>72817016
He can't even get the GOP onside to pass a measly healthcare bill. What chance does he have when actual accusations of treason start flying?
>>72817007
font
>>72817069
>He can't even get the GOP onside to pass a measly healthcare bill
Bit of an oversimplification. How well-read are you on American politics?
>>72817052
You think my name is Prizac?
It's a hamlet not even a village
>>72817069
would be very funny if the republicans impeached their own president
combien des francaises sont ici?
(je n'ai pas des accents sur ce clavier)
>>72817080
no YOU font
You don't belong here
>>72817087
No I was just asking in general
>>72817087
Mille Van Ville?
>>72817091
I'm just turboshitposting m9
Wew
>>72817069
republicans control the house and the senate he's not getting impeached
he's had every accusation in the book thrown at him already
you libcucks need to stop grasping at straws and get on with your lives
>>72817117
maybe just hack the publicprofiler site, you'll find my name in the recent queries
AHAHAHA
>FRENCH'D
Moby-Dick; or, The Whale is a novel by American writer Herman Melville, published in 1851.
It tells the story of the obsessive quest of Ahab for revenge on Moby Dick, a white whale.
The detailed and realistic descriptions of whale hunting are mixed with exploration of good and evil, and the existence of God.
*mashes keyboard*
I'm in. Executing the trojan horse now, I'll have a full copy of the publicprofiler mainframe in an hour
>>72817082
Where I'm from, having a majority in the legislature only matters when you can control them. Is it different over there?
jfs need to fuck off
>>72817176
suck my dick
just finished episode 1 of How The States Got Their Shapes
are there any good documentaries about Britain? like that go into the histories of different British regions, or accents, or anything? really interested desu
>>72817176
Rude
REALLY got the cogs turning
>>72817150
Got em
(((cohen)))
>>72817173
The Democrats are pretty good at all voting in unison. The Republicans are divided among conservatives, libertarians, moderates, etc. The conservatives brought the healthcare bill down by not voting for it because it wasn't conservative enough, and the moderate democrats didn't vote for it because they thought it was too conservative
say it loud
say it clear
jfs are welcomed here
>>72817116
>Prizac, Brittany
the "ac" sounds standard, the whole world is a bit weird.
Typical brittany village name will be something like Plouharnec.
>>72817088
Probably the smartest move they could make. Trump just isn't that popular. If they push him out, it'll fairly easy to bury his name in mud after the fact. I short, not so much fallout as some would like to claim.
Wow....WTF....
NOT EVEN ENGLISH
>>72817192
jay foreman's unfinished london is funny and really interesting
dorf fort
>>72817164
mkay
>>72817211
kek, i'm a rorke and live in the red
>>72817139
>republicans control the house and the senate he's not getting impeached
Which means nothing if he can't command their loyalty. The healthcare bill fiasco suggests he cannot.
>>72817211
Ought to be North v. North, not North v. South 2bh
>>72817262
kek
saved
>>72817224
How closely related is Breton to Welsh or Gaelic? You probably can't understand anything, right?
>be orkney
>don't live in orkney en masse
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2
>>72817219
Now that's just not true. The overwhelming majority didn't vote for it simply because it would have been a trainwreck, and even the Republicans knew they could weather the fallout when it came to re-election.
>>72817275
Well I grew up in Normandy, always thought I was Norman (which was the case through mother), and we tend to hate Brittany and meme hard about the Mont Saint Michel (which is ours).
Later I met a Brittany nationalist and she said my father's name must be Briton. No idea how gaelic they (we?) are.
>>72816328
>wales
:(
>>72817312
Well there wasn't a vote at all, because the Freedom Caucus said they wouldn't support it at all
Though Republicans don't want to own the new healthcare bill at all (as you've indicated), which is why most don't actually want to repeal it.
>>72817294
> Locational surnames are almost always "from" names. That is to say names given to people after they left their former homes to live elsewhere
http://www.surnamedb.com/Surname/Orkney
>>72817321
Normandy belongs to the English
hmm...
>British cuisine
We should kick Germany out of NATO and leave Turkey in.
just for the bants
>>72817321
>Brittany nationalist
How common is such a thing?
>>72817255
are you fucking retarded?
there's a major difference between passing a bill and impeaching the president
morons like you need to stick to local politics
go pay attention to the zoning board or something you're out of your league here and it shows
>>72817349
That would be awesome camping food
actually spot on. My Great-Great Grandma, Mary Ellen Retallick, was actually from Camborne.
>>72817346
hello wog
>>72817321
Well all of the Celts from Gaul fled when Caesar invaded, no? They retreated to Brittany and went across the Channel into Scotland, Ireland, and Wales. You'd know better than me
>>72817233
thank you. i'll check it out.
>>72817349
got banned for posting that image with those very same words on /ck/, no joke
>>72817360
Exactly. There is a big difference, Trump cannot command their loyalty for something as relatively day to day as a healthcare bill. So how can he count on them for something as massive as possible impeachment?
>>72817382
is it a real thing?
daily reminder you snaggle tooth mongoloids unironically eat bread on bread
>>72817414
They hate us because you post things like that
>tfw roommate is bringing me home foods
:3
>>72817344
The other way around, through Guillaume le Conquérent, based in Caen (or Rouen?)
>>72817359
It's more and more popular, they have their cable TV, push the government to fund Briton classes in public schools, etc. They put "BZH" stickers on their cars...
At the same time they're the most alcoholic region in France.
Rennes is the student city. Brest is the military town. Then they do a lot of breeding and agriculture.
There's a debate if Nantes belongs to Brittany, used to be a huge transaltlantic, how to say, port (the place for big commercial ships)
90% of US military females cheat on bf/husbands.
Never ever date military girl like this one. Fuck one? Sure, but never date one.
>>72817409
i don't know
>>72817406
there is no impeachment happening you're basing this off of tweets by literallywhos
>>72817262
Khan and Patel are the most common paki surnames in the UK
There's only 7k Rasheeds or Rashids
>>72817409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ
btw That burn on her back was from an accident she had in basic training. Dumb slutty girl...
me on the left
>>72817346
t. croat
JFs out
>>72817414
this is actually a pretty great addition to any sandwich, gives a satisfying texture. go make a peanut butter+jam+toast sandwich (butter the toast on the jam side though)
>>72817458
What kind of burn is that
>>72817414
>when you're so poor you make bread sandwiches for dinner
for the french-american Victoria's Secret model
toast sandwiches are good
sometimes i do inverse and have a slice of bread inbetween two slices of toast
>>72817433
Interesting
>port
Is correct
does anybody want to see a picture of my cornish ancestor?
broken system lads
>>72816328
Hmm yes, definitively anti-English
>>72817445
Someone who clearly knows more about this than you.
It is fairly clear now that Trump collided with the Russians to win the presidency, and that strong evidence of this will be presented to the Senate.
These are completely uncharted waters, the only certainty is that it's not just going to go away.
LMAO so true
>>72817449
that's fucking disgusting
not near as bad as the canned whole chicken though
>>72817502
MUH
>>72817525
australians cant do american accents
literally want to scream hello nigger at some of you
>>72817528
dont be jealous of my purer jeans. i bet your ancestors came over during the potato famine
>>72817525
shan't even ironically laugh at this horrendous piece
THIS IS WHAT ITS LIKE WHEN WOORRRLLS COLLLIIDEEE
@frog
I want to hear you try to vocaroo a French Canadian accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcakscC6ELM
>>72817535
vocaroo it nigger
>>72817519
>r-russians!
>m-maybe if i say it again for the millionth time it will be true!
this is just pathetic
>>72817506
haha
>>72817563
I too like rob zambinos brother
>>72817553
>me
>irish
I'm a gabbagool american
back off she's mine
>>72817519
>strong evidence of this will be presented to the Senate.
so in other words, no evidence has been presented yet. what is your basis for saying its "fairly clear"?
ah yes... the so-called """northern powerhouse"""
https://youtu.be/oSe09SGLJfA
>>72817570
roommate's asleep
>>72817588
>strawberry milk
JUST
>>72817357
Forgot one
>>72817588
Where can I get more photos
>>72817433
Falaise to be exact, before moving to London. Norman influence was strongest in eastern Normandy. In William's time, Danish was still being spoken in west Normandy. Guy de Burgundy started a rebellion, and William would have lost all of Normandy if not for King Henry helping William. Rouen originally belonged to the Duces Francorum, and Rouen became Norman whenever William's great grandparents helped the Capetians become the Rex Francorum. That's also when the capital switched from the Carolingian Laon to Capetian Paris.
there's something inside you
it's hard to explain
they're talkin about you
but you're still the same
>>72817601
why in the fuck is there barbed wire on that building
>>72817568
done.. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cx8qoZBlbH
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>>72817602
how much is that boring talent-less disingenuous hack paying you to post this
hate her
>barely any British posts
YANK'D OUT FROM UNDER YA
>>72817625
Think it's a pub. Stop scallywags
>>72817634
she's my waifu
>>72817649
>scallywags
vocaroo this pls
i have a fart fetish now
what ave i become
>>72817631
5/10
>>72817631
kek
>>72817662
my sweetest friend
>>72817662
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
>>72817616
oh, okay.
Still, Caen (abbaye aux hommes (abbey for men), abbaye aux dames (for women)) and Bayeux (cf. tapisserie) were important places in this story.
De Gaulle even chose Bayeux to make a speech there. Because of that long history
"de gaulle discours de bayeux"
it's 3:55am
>>72817662
Would braapt post but janny is deleting thread rn
>>72817688
no it's 10:55pm
>>72817704
It's 7:56 you knobs
>>72817465
nice cats
>>72817680
hot
I can't hide anime threads in the catalog fast enough
what's wrong with /int/?
>the left coast
bunch of fruits and nuts out there
it's time for me to move out of my parents house lmao
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BBBPBPBPBPPBBTSSSSSSST
>>72817660
Can't, I've disconnected my cam and mic
had an anal sex session with the ol' fat ex gf
was p comfy but she has a redbox thats on my debit card. i hope she returns it
>>72817601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiIltLoN-6Q
It's objectively 10:58PM
>>72817716
Wrong it's 19:58
>>72817756
Hello Toronto
>>72817596
>so in other words, no evidence has been presented yet
Not in any Congressional hearing, or some form of trial, but the dossier has been floating around for months, and seems credible enough.
>>72817613
Fuck, my oneitis from Sciences Po got /brit/d by a McGrath, reeeeeeeeeeeee
Just discovered something lads
someone should straighten this out
anyone else slap and grab their arse while wanking
so hot. really gets me going
>>72817768
HA, GOTEM
FUCKIN LIGHTNING BOYS
>thread continues to be mainly yankees, canucks, and frogs
hmmmmmmmmm
>>72817798
>>72817790
better when the gf does it pêh
>>72817686
Yeah, Normans are definitely cool. They were a different kind of conqueror, and they did a lot of it
Roger Hauteville II of Sicily pretty much invented the "modern state"
I'm in love with the shape of ___
>>72817763
The piss one?
the gf
>>72817762
Sup
>>72817789
Many of London Ontario's streets were named after streets in London England (oxford, Richmond, etc). Both cities have a Thames river. Both are in Middlesex county, except for maybe London England.
The residents of both cities recognize Queen Elizabeth as head of state, unless they don't. Both cities are inhabited by humans, and also some other animals like pigeons and goldfish.
London England is a wee bit bigger and more famous. London Ontario has more donut shops per capita.
>>72817812
One day I'll make an app so that night owls from across the ocean can talk to night owls, and morning people to morning people.
Of cours it would involve a 12h wait... But it would seem instant.
>>72817824
I didn't know that.
16c tomorrow. oh dear
>>72817834
The UK has London for the Indians
Here's what the US has for them
>>72817211
Try O'Rorke
>>72817789
>be me at a bar
>talking to random dude
>tells me his whole life story
>says he's from London at the beginning
>after he's done talking I say: "cool, you have like no accent at all"
>he's like "yea..." acts a bit weird
>thinking "wow brits are fucking assholes"
>later at home
>sleep
>wake up
>think back
>mfw I'm retarded
Lucky trips new /brit/
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>>72813837
we're all in here
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>>72817911
THREE /BRITS/
JANNY WOULD HAVE A FIT
>>72817880
11°C and rainy tomorrow, feels good
THIS is why i posted the thread early last time
you fucking idiots just cant help yourselves
>>72817840
There's a famous german film by Wim Wenders about Paris, Texas, called Paris, Texas.
Weird, it's actually a small town.
>>72817883
Paterson, NJ is also for poets, right?