So you wake up in Northern Mexico

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*poses dramatically*

>>72815333
Nice try, but this is Bolivia.

*get suicide*

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>>72815333
yes i do. what even is northern mexico? border states? border towns? entire top half of mexico? texas?

>>72815333
Join the second most powerful cartel, so I'm pretty safe but I also have a realistic opportunity for career advancement

>>72815399
that's actually east honduras

>>72815333
But I already do :^)

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>>72815417

>gets skinned by cartels

>>72815333
t. mad southerner intent to bait us

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>>72815333
I'd move to Monterrey.

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Why are norteños the only good music to come out of mexico???

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Jalisco and Veracruz are not in the North m8

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Why are oaxacans so short?

you mean america?

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>>72815333
So you wake up in Britain

>>72815768
**muffled call to prayer in background**

>>72815701

indios also communism

>>72815616
Mexican polka is shit, the european one too.

>>72815577
I don't get it

*gets beheaded by "white" Mexicans*

>>72815333
North Mexico, South Brasil and Bern look very similar.

>>72817351
Small world 2bh

>>72817351
That's what high amounts of jews and white germans finally produce.

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>>72815333
>So you wake up in Northern Mexico
I would travel a couple hundred miles south to God tier central Mexico.

I would hate to live in northern mexico, fucking violent shithole filled with people who think their shit don't stink

>>72815590
this is a really nice picture of monterrey tho

>>72815701
Malnourishment

this is switzerland nice try op

>>72817330
Bingo

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Ringo

>>72817845
this

>>72815333
Bang as many latinas as i can before my unevitable end