I think I've got pinworms edition
cara
anime
Yummy
i always remember my mates talking about playing cod together but my parents didn't let me play cod :(
have the shits
gwarn shop, 'e want 't?
royksopp
the best county in the nation, mayhaps?
not happy about that one
>>72813823
What is this, 2003?
Shy bairns get nowt
>>72813661
Excellent post.
>>72813546
>secret of mana two player campaign
>Pokémon stadium 2
>mortal kombat ultimate 3
>F-Zero
>Mario party 2
>taking turns with super-castlevania whenever someone lost all their lives
>Diddy kong racing
>Mario cart64
>perfect dark
>>72813649
>>72813649
>pinworms
no sweetie, it is hemorrhoids. get off yer arse once in a while xx
Do Brits ever eat squash? It's delicious when done right. If you come to Ontario I'll get my Mum to make you some.
My thesis is due in in 15 hours, I'm worried it'll be shit
gay peruANO
never post sakurako again
wank me off or die
>>72813847
Melody AM was 2001, you bellwhiff.
Public Show! Keep it going! Anal Creampie time! [Drain rate: 1 token every 5 seconds]
this thread has me howling 2bh
>>80940696
sorry to the yank I was really nasty to before
I forget you guys have feelings too
>>72813869
good taste lad
>>72813894
Insignificant since
one must always choose between the lesser of two weevils
Hope nobody rings me in work today, I just want to hide away and not talk to anyone.
Surprised to read Edinburgh has 20 mosques, can't recall ever seeing one or even seeing that many muslims to attend them and i've been living here for about 20 years.
>>72813952
Were they ever really significant anyway? I remember Poor Leno and So Easy getting lots of airplay then nothing...
>tfw no qt feminine bf
>>72813929
sorry i did a reddit
>>>/tv/80940696
>>72813745
it was ebin. I never transitioned to PC cause mummy thought it was a waste of time
>live on island surrounded by fish
>decide to cultivate only the potato, which experiences a blight
>STILL don't eat the fish
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>72813884
it will be shite regardless sweetie, so take it easy xx
top gear was good today lads
i remember so easy from those t-mobile adverts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtOL_2e0004
r8 the gf lads
>>72814004
you do realise people died you sick fuck?
what's wrong with tim
>>72814034
>people
ratchet & clank multiplayer is pretty good
>>72814034
Fucking mick hope you get another faminine and your wiped off completely this time
>>72813990
do you actually wish that
who's trying to phish Tim?
>>72814068
Yeah why?
>>72814050
>>72814061
oh wow you people are just horrible
don't know how you sleep at night
>>72814061
bad post
>>72813649
I remember when I was a kid I had worms in my shit that I got from some puppies
Business idea: open up a Canadian restaurant in Britain
>>72814061
GOOD post
>>72814081
Suppose i was going to make a point about how most aren't really that feminine and its generally a disappointment, but im sure you know that already.
any recent indian movies with qt indian girls worth a watch
>>72814083
Mick
>>72814082
By counting how many irish died in the faminine like counting sheep. Jk of course how could I sleep while lmaoing?
>>72813978
Not even the big one opposite George Square?
big lift today lads
had pizza and guinness blonde american lager for my recovery meal
>>72814124
>even when I become a teacher
>>72814112
Yes it's sad but I'm bi so theres plenty of fish in the sea
straight up to my faAaAaAaaAace
Why did northern Ireland not suffer as much in the famine? Was it the hardy Ulster Scots?
ireland is better than britain in every measurable way
>>72814124
What a fucking dumb cunt
>>72814188
no
It's less diverse for a start
>>72814197
hello nigger
>>72814071
I just wanna see the fuckers to be 100% sure - they've been driving me crazy.
A famine perhaps?
>>72814138
Not been to george square for years desu, How is Edinburgh Uni now?
>>72814164
Very sad, had some guy tell me he was dressing up for Carnival in Germany but looked more masculine than me with a face of makeup and a dress on
>not liking steve harvey
you're the nigger
dumb yank post alert
>>72813871
>>72813871
>>72813871
>the N word
oh wow you're so cool!! much edgy my dude xDDDD
>wake up
>Ireland still hasn't been nuked
Ah yes *hurries back to bed*
>>72814195
Does anyone actually find women like this attractive
All that makeup and fake tan
call me a fedora
>>72814257
16yo kids do.
>Does anyone actually find women like this attractive
>All that makeup and fake tan
>call me a fedora
>>72814250
>Canadian calling Americans yanks
>>72814251
Nigger
steve "big nigger" harvey is a nigger
is he trying to make me think he's irish and not russian?
>>Does anyone actually find women like this attractive
>>All that makeup and fake tan
>>call me a fedora
>>72814280
Ah yes you are so mature and above those kiddies!!
>>72814257
i'd fuck them and i'd send the lads a photo of her but i wouldnt bring her round to meet mumsy
>>72814197
he seems like a teranormie
>Why don't they have a Disneyland in Ireland?
>Because of the height requirements
>>72814235
Teaching is shit and it's about 90% full of posh arseholes from down South but at least the reputation looks good on a CV
>>72814283
You should hear what we say when you're not around
>>72814307
Yup.
>>72814303
would rather kill myself than be russian, chesheed
>>72814257
underage mongs and adults who never properly grew up
>>72814324
Don't tell him shhh
>nigger
he wants a peng ting from sutton coldfield
>>72814357
hello nigger
>>72814319
Yeah, the reputation is the important bit unfortunately. Remember the posh arseholes. At least it's still got a decent rep.
>>72814357
Need a name
>>72814354
Stop shitting up the thread nigger
>>72814324
Canadians are supposed to be our bros, we stick together through and through, don't give in to the brits ways
>>72814357
I bet she's a fucking shit shag. Frigid af. Doesn't know how to give head properly. Doesn't arch her back when doing doggy
Might do a 'cide
Is it true you can hear the bongs of Big Ben all the way onto the Isle of Man?
>>72814379
demi rose mawby
>>72814398
accurate
>>72814383
Why don't you sell peameal in your stores? I'm sure there's a market for it.
You should open a Canadian themed food truck, I'll give you the recipes and you share the profits with me.
>n-word
"look mum i posted it again!"
>>72814004
shall be saving this picture
>>72814434
Absolute nigger post
>>72814426
peameal is canadian bacon here, only difference is it's smoked
>Might do a 'cide
>>72814357
her face is literally haggard
*Sends the Tonton Macoute after the runts*
>>72814487
What Americans call "Canadian bacon" is not peameal bacon
Just disks of ham
English isn't Greater London's first language.
beads, wank or both
STOP using that fucking vile word please
>>72814524
why does it make you seethe with rage knowing that I'm not foreign
>>72814357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKPnrW46UGs
wtf I regrexit now
>>72814550
which one? nigger? kike? faggot?
>>72814510
kisa wap fe rete yo
since when is saying nigger edgy
Greater London was not born in the UK.
>>72814567
stop trying so hard to be edgy
>>72814602
Nigger
>>72814602
hello nigger
so many edgetards in tonight
rutland seems like a very comfy place
lung cancer lad here?
>hello n**ger
>>72814647
no but i'm pancreatic cancer lad
currently living in runtland
why is he so obsessed with me?
>>72814666
sorry la, looking for that lung cancer la, cheerio
The dark shits unwrapping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk5Df_lDD38
>>72814670
this is a flag board so you don't have to announce it
Need to but my willy in a cute boys bum
>>72814690
>>72814666
>>72814700
NSFL don't click
How do you typically thank and show the correct respect to those who work on the front line of Our NHS?
I like to give whatever is left of my salary directly to my local hospital every month. My son will be joining the Waffen NHS, to fight the Tories on the front line. My daughter will get a sex change on the NHS, she would have had one a lot sooner if the Tories didn't slash its budget every year. When I see people who work for the NHS in public I like to communicate with them using their preferred method; crying my eyes out, holding a small whiteboard with SAVE OUR NHS on it and looking like Olivia Coleman in an ITV drama.
have a theory that yanks always get BTFO on Sunday nights
Wish I could exterminate the brapfags. Literally disgust me more than cuckfags.
>yanks
got severe trust issues with any female i catch feelings for lads
couldn't care less if they're a fling, id rather them be slags then but as soon as i begin to like them i turn all weird
>>72814775
>pol is non white
HOWLING
the missus
why are zits or whatever you call them on your legs so fucking painful compared to anywhere else
me on the right
>>72814821
More
>>72814786
same lad
i find myself liking a girl i have no reason or desire to like other than the fact i fucked her. then i take a lack of interest to fuck me again as a really bad rejection hahahahaha
who even gets zits on their legs
>>72814824
I wouldn't know because I wash myself
>>72814842
good lad haha the best one is falling in love with the idea someone that always gets me
i just automatically assume any woman is lying to me about anything they say haha dunno whether thats accurate or the 'chon has destroyed my view of women desu
>>72814866
i get like one once a month maybe
>>72814729
What does NSFL even stand for I only see it used on the 't
im done posting, time to get the dl's chooching. Goodnight /brit/ :-)
>>72814892
not safe for leicestershire x
>>72814866
Washing doesn't stop you getting spots, you loon.
*plays come on eileen at the family party*
this will get everyone on their feet haha
>>72814883
Not gay but I would fuck him
>>72814878
I wash myself consistently throughout the year
>>72814921
Fag
>>72814875
hahahaa ah yes havent done a fall in love with the idea of a girl in a while. my best work was falling in love with the idea of this girl who was into me, while she would go out on saturday nights and show her chebs for free drinks at clubs
hmmm yes some of my finest delusion that. good call not trusting what they say though, theyre a lot more clandestine than guys are.
>>72814936
is this a big, average or little willy lads?
also why is icelandic grammar so fucking complicated
>>72814926
alri germaphobe
>>72814960
average but thick
and i dunno cos it's old and conservative?
>>72814960
Between small and medium
>>72814647
yeah here
got a 7 inch hard on but it looks ridiculously thin lads
id say it's between 4.5-5 inches thick ffs, feels like a pencil
why do people do this
>>72814999
hello me (nigger)
>>72814963
told you last night and numerous times before that you were being had
dumb yanks will still take the bait
>>72814999
lol unaesthetic as fuck
Mine is 7 inch long but pretty thick, would love another inch of length though
>>72815005
autogynephilia
got weird little bulges on my penis, and when you feel then they are like hard versions of beanbag beans
Watching this British qt female right now lads on this webcam site.
>>72814999
Same :(
*does the yank dance*
>>72815042
is she asian
>>72815030
those are spots
At the pub trivia lads
got a really wide vagina ;3c
these big vagina ladies are getting away with murder
>>72815062
Is this at some meme British pub you go to?
>>72815051
no but the little beans are under the skin though, they are covered by the shaft skin
>>72815049
No.
>>72815085
I know, they are still spots.
chinese gf
>>72815085
they're just follicles lad
>>72815043
a-at least I'm enjoyable
I'm still the biggest my current gf has had apparently so I'm not even going to whinge, things could be worse than 7, and just remember, if they've seen your hard cock you're already in there anyway
*poses dramatically*
>>72815083
Yes sir
>>72815123
>>72815043
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>72815126
haha nerd, post pics
>>72815105
pics
don't have any snacks lads
want a snack though
>>72815043
>>72815110
>people taking that seriously again
kazakh gf
>>72815110
we (girls) tell all the stupid boys we're with that they're the biggest xp
>>72815149
>>72815135
>>72815136
simultaneous pic requests
hate the nosy yank who always demands pics
why doesn't he post pics?
>>72815140
Here's a snack for you
*whips out my dick*
>>72815170
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT0gRc2c2wQ
haha absolute disaster
>>72815128
*scoffs*
>>72815192
>faridakhon
After all, it is a common fact that cute males are more interested in the tough guys and tough guys known to smoke tobacco.
> Tastes good
> Smells good
> spice up
> relaxes
> Provide social Boost
> Women are weak
> Other men give appreciation
> Looks cool anyway evening
> While waiting to give to do
> September to get out of bed in the morning
> Good piece of cake for protecting the army
> September take a break from work
> You can always offer a gentleman cigarette
> Or fire
> Remains well in the mouth
Bonus:
> Wasting 3-7 times a week for 1 hour at the gym in order to get a woman
> Could many times more pussy in plain tobacco smoking,
List of good reasons to burn could go on forever .
>>72815214
brotempo
Doing an assignment on how Sinn Fein became the dominant force in Irish politics after the December 1918 General Election lads
AMA
Covers that are better than the original #231
Moby - New Dawn Fades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBNwTbPA-iA
>>72815135
Will do
the theme tonight is "conspiracy theories"
>>72815254
why did it
>>72815258
lizzie killed diana
>>72815043
>tfw 7 x 5
>>72815215
just realized the thing on the ground is a potato wearing a ski mask
hope to shag this lass x
>>72815304
She didn't want her getting remarried to a sandmutt
>>72815314
do you measure base of willy for girth?
only 6 inches but nearly 6.5 around
>>72815348
My willy is an almost perfect cylinder, pretty consistent girth. And no I just measure anywhere up the shaft
>>72815315
hello nigger
the queen is a slag
>>72815431
looks like a mong
Got a work lunch on the day I was meant to meet mum for lunch
feels bad
>>72815466
invite your mum to the work lunch
>>72815431
>>72815284
Primarily it was because the British government and political commentators blamed them for the Easter Rising even though it had nothing to do with them, it was the Irish Republican Brotherhood, Irish Volunteers and Irish Citizen Army that had organised it. The executions of rebel leaders that followed were carried out by General John Maxwell of the British Army and his forces and they made a right hash of things, dragged them out for days and the nature of the executions weren't particularly dignifying in some cases.
British then threatened to introduce conscription in Ireland which the population unsurprisingly wasn't very happy about. Thus this pushed people in to becoming more Republican in nature and rejecting Home Rule and the Irish Parliamentary Party. Sinn Fein went on to win 76 seats that year (if I remember correctly) and 46.5% or so of the vote, effectively killing off any opposition at the time and thus dominating Irish politics
my willy is curved upwards
Gnashnab
Gnashnab is an 18th century northern English word, meaning someone who just complains all the time.
>>72815505
pics
>>72815431
why the long face haha
got called a plonker in subway
>>72815501
source
>>72815500
Home rule party was also unpopular, didn't their leader die around 1918? Plus the pro enrollment stancve they took in 1914 proved unpopular whem the populace realised the atrocities of the war and that Irishmen were dying for nothing, plus home rule also made blunders like not taking the war cabinet seat offered to them when unionists took up the offer
I feel like there's another aspect around then that was a contributing factor, on the tip of my tongue can't remember it
I think cheddar is my favourite euphemism for money
>>72815602
oh fuck off I bet anything that didn't happen
>known for being unlucky
>download a casino game
>lose every game I play and starter chips are gone within an hour
Shan't be gambling anymore lads.
what does it mean to get lary?
scrilla
cheddar
peas
paper
wonga
cash
quids
lizzy
smackers
big ones
wahey!
Referees are people too.
>>72815673
Being aggressive. Sparked many Australians out who have done this.
>>72815647
I'm a big fan of dough or bread
"now when it comes to getting bread I got the keys to the bakery"
doing an extended essay on tony blair and the iraq war lads
ama
>>72815725
rasheed
dosh
shekels
simoleons
cabbage
>>72815663
why would anyone gamble
absolute runt life
>>72814188
Greater London
>>72815713
ulster post
>>72815741
here
>>72815626
>>72815626
>>72815626
>>72
>>72815735
fun fact: you replied to the wrong post but both posts were me
mental
>>72815770
I imagine some might say posting on a laotian devil stick discussion forum at half 2 in the morning is the "runt life" as you put it
>>72815786
I'm the lad you were trying to reply to as well
very mental
anything thats not a dog is a cat to me
wish i was drunk
just found this on r/all front page from r/de
wooo you go germany drumpf btfo
incredibly slow
cannot deal with /brit/ when it's like this
>>72815863
You're not posting anything interesting to discuss
>>72815879
i suggest:
brexit
muslims
drumpf
this hoodie has my fav animals on it
wish I had the confidence to wear unique stuff
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1490576858387.gif
*might open third eye
What part of Britain would you think I was from if you had to guess? Be specific.
>>72815914
would be happy for you to never make another post in this general
>>72815775
when you gettin back from your trip lad?
>>72815924
kent
>>72815924
hello paul ryan
>>72815924
Wales
>>72815924
The south because you look like a fucking soft cunt
this is your brain on /pol/ memes
bit leafy in here
leafs out
>>72815920
horrible pos
>>72815955
>>72815957
>>72815959
>>72815961
Interesting.
*writes that down*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8FwMlkoxjI
>>72815924
france
veganism will be the end of this planet
>>72816040
Most of my ancestors are actually Scottish with some English, but I am part French and little bit native. I have a very common Northern-ish or Lowland Scotland surname.
>>72813837
>>72813837
>>72813837
we're all in here
>>72816059
the water footprint is so much lower for soy/almonds per kilo of final product
>>72816090
Fuck off early cunt
Reminder not to use early yank /brit/s
ACHING for a woman lads
>>72816079
muh heritage?
>>72816153
how bright is the flash?
>>72816153
3 in the front row is legit gf material
>>72816090
now you're just begging the janny to flex his muscles
>>72816158
my ancestors :DDD
>>72816172
>>72816153
That white girl got RICED while the Asian girls were getting BLACKED
>>72816181
r u me?
>>72816079
>I have a very common Northern-ish or Lowland Scotland surname.
disgusting
What part of Britain would you think I was from if you had to guess? Be specific.
watching project x
fucking cringe ameritrash
Alright lads
Here the real new, made by genuine Brit
>>72816194
>>72816194
>>72816194
>>72816194
>>72816194
>>72816203
http://named.publicprofiler.org/
post it
>>72816216
>genuine Brit
FOB
>>72816184
Eh, what are ya gonna do
>>72816216
WHY CAN'T YOU DUMB FUCKING POMS RESIST MAKING EARLY THREADS
>>72816216
i was only trying to recycle
hope the janny brings the hammer down on this shit
>>72816184
me on the right
we're
>>72816099
I'd be more concerned with the destruction of soil and land than that guy is with water. Mass pure-plant based farming eventually destroys the soil and forces relocation/more land usage unless you use a ton of fertilizer(causing runoff and seepage issues)+rotate crops(hard in a lot of areas).
Animal farming allows for effective use of land and an endless rotation of soil preservation since your rotation can use grasses instead of another cash crop.
Mixing both in a balance is the real solution. The same way a balanced diet is the most efficient and cost effective solution.