Female Fake Taxi ed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2_c8PnbsU
STOMPER
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who will pretend that this dress is anything but blue and black in order to be funny
work in the morning
>the uda killed """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""civilians"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>72811811
Crack up when some wankers who reeks of virginity and hideousness tells someone they have inferior genetics
Hahahaha the mums bf just told her she needs to lose weight the absolute madman
>aussies vs paddies
>chester vs greater london
>thailad vs the (((german)))
quite enjoy the /brit/ banter
>>72811799
How come all the girls who are actively attracted to me are skinny chestlets?
Is it because I'm not really as interested in them so I don't act like a sperg?
>>72811838
swiper ...
sis is taking a plopper in my dad's commode and making the entire flat stink
I suffer living at home
>>72811873
>>chester vs greater london
one me
>>72811897
Rasheed
>>72811880
Generally busty women go for real men not boys, like... Irish men
>in less than 8 hours will be sat at my desk
hmm
chest feels a bit tight
heartbeat seems normal though
am I going to be okay?
Why are the Irish so ugly?
FUCKING CAT WON'T SHE THE FUCK UP
>irish sea
was not aware that the irish took to naming sewerage plants lads
>>72811919
I am Irish though
Greater London is an immigrant.
>>72811866
Hmm wasn't talking to you actually wonder why you took it so personally
irish lasses love the BUSC
>>72811931
english genes
ahhh yes
not even going to lie
*lies*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxkEFI-ZWGU
every single world problem can be traced back to the arbitrary lines Britain drew on a map
will a girl ever love me despite my irish pectorals genetics
>>72811949
this one isn't even imaginative
>>72811968
what a cuck
>>72811968
hes gone full JUST
Why will 3/4 of Americans be obese by 2020? Why are Americans the laughing stock of the world and universally hated? Why do Americans idolise black men as the epitome of masculinity?
>>72811968
i'd love to break that smug cunts nose
>>72811880
Maybe this will help
http://www.gq.com/story/body-type-sexual-attraction?mbid=social_facebook
lads if I go to the GP about phimosis do I have to show them my willy
>>72811968
I think they only broke up a year ago, absolute state of him these days
>>72811988
the others were all jokes, this one isn't.
>>72812003
ends in S
>>72812018
No but you do have to show me
>>72811986
Spent years working my chest every day and seeing zero results because of my Irish genetics, then one day I saw the futility of it and achieved enlightenment
what is it about the French that make so many excellent electronic music producers?
Why are the Irish so angry all the time? Is it because they're so short?
tee hee
>>72811983
why didn't the natives just redraw the lines after we left then
Anyone, anywhere: "anything"
Poor and ugly Irishman: *autistic screeching*
>>72812051
didnt read any of that
reminder that irish women are obsessed by British men
this is why irish men are always so angry and drunk
constantly getting cucked
>>72812041
Anglos?
>>72812016
It's not that I don't have sex, I just have sex with lots of skinny "fragile" girls who gag over my muscles
>>72811986
can guarantee i have the biggest chest in thsi thread
Daily reminder that all Americans have their penises cut off at birth and Englishman have permanent phimosis
>>72812062
>>72812056
since when is being short an irish stereotype? Average height here is around 6'0
Why do the Irish vehemently insist they have a distinct culture and then go on an autistic tirade when you call them out?
Literally the Canadians of the British Isles
irish women want the BBC, no BBC leads to irish anger.
What do you think this dizzy cow is listening to, lads?
Ah yes
>>72812038
I'm not indian, pakistani, slav or irish if that answers your question
wouldn't mind being indian though they are top integrated lads, quite literally better than all northerners
>>72812093
I've got the biggest baps in this thread by a considerable margin, think again sunshine
>>72812111
Enough 4D chess
You are Irish
>>72812119
probably Ed Sharia
>>72812076
>tfw english grandfather
ITS TRUE
>>72812132
t. ian watkins
Really want to just punch my cat once, just once, to take out all the frustration he's caused me.
I'm a good owner otherwise.
>>72812107
My willy has a hood
>>72812155
ANGLO'D
>>72811995
>>72811998
he didnt want children
>>72812134
Hello Russian
Mauro picotto- comodo
What a fucking banger, serious buzz
how true is this lmao
>>72812119
Neutral Milk Hotel
>>72812182
frfr lmao
Kind of funny how one tiny little organism (Phytophthora infestans) brought down the """fighting""" irish
>>72812172
I would drop-kick it instead of punching it
If you don't sometimes get the urge to abuse an animal you aren't human
Sometimes they look so fragile and helpless that delivering them a boot to the jaw brings great satisfaction
>>72812140
No I'm Irish
He's a prod
>black
>pakistani
>yank
>bender
>northerner
>russian
which one will he pull next time, stay tuned
>>72812172
just swear at it a few times instead
>>72812135
what bra size
>you're minding your own business when this dirty bint starts eyeing you up
what do?
The Irish are a base and backwards race
WTF I no longer dislike the Irish now
>>72812110
haha no it's not you bender I'm 6ft and when I've went down south the average is definitely not my height. The "short irish" thing is a meme though, I'll give you that. Pretty sure the avg in england is lower.
hate the normie presence in these threads
legs
>>72812241
Which one? The one on the left is qt but the middle slash looks like a right cunt
Greater London isn't British.
>>72811799
Why is this such a thing with the Brits? They always do that worst positions too like that dumb pile driving thing.
>*hurr durr let me based the entire agricultural output of my country on the potato*
>potato famine occurs
>"oh fugg :DD" - Irish manlets
>>72812257
WHY DO NORMIES RUIN EVERYTHING I LIKE REEEEE
>>72812251
Not who you're replying to you little spastic but the average height for the south and the north is literally the same
>>72812251
i dunnae lad I went to an all boys secondary school and I was fairly average height and im 185 cm
una vela ajajaja
tell lads im 6' when im actually 5'9 to give them a confidence boost
every little bit helps x
>>72812257
get used to it automaton, youve got plenty of other dives you can post in
>>72812287
maybe people think it's real
apparently they're located in my city
>>72812286
London isn't British. England isn't British. Pretty soon Britain won't be British.
>>72812292
>decides to starve instead of just fishing
>>72812301
>ifunny.com
So this is the Canadian powerhouse
>>72812292
You could do with a famine you fat cunts
This is your country on Brexit. Happy now?
>>72812319
Ever see John driving around?
>>72812279
yea but you just know the middle one is into some filthy shit corr
>>72812287
I've noticed they always make the girls lick the guy's arse. Bit weird.
>>72812306
never said it wasn't, no need for name calling
is there light at the end of the tunnel
>>72812365
Same
>>72812355
nope but my mates saw the taxi parked somewhere once
>>72812396
was it autism?
>>72812394
Nice
>>72812396
>tfw no autistic tay tay gf
>>72812345
iFunny is really underrated. iFunny users are intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour.
>Sigmund Freud said psychoanalysis is futile on an Irish mind
What did he mean by this?
it's strange but for some reason everyone with an irish flag is 2x more aggressive.
>>72812354
>three bananas in one
i see nothing wrong with this
>>72812292
wtf i love yanks now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1erF2yTAxX4
mexico is responsible for the deaths of 1 million dead irish
>>72812436
not sure chinks are human tbqh
>>72812436
made me think
>India
>>72812132
34 months?
nonce
>>72812482
It was less to do with the blight and more to do with ridiculous English tax policy and Irish repression at the time
>>72812455
he's actually jewish desu
he started the anti irish posting a couple months ago when I told him the holocaust didnt happen but I wish it did
>not sure chinks are human tbqh
stop trying to kill me /brit/
>>72812436
white people do this with lobsters, but for dogs it's not ok?
>>72812528
>he started the anti irish posting a couple months ago when I told him the holocaust didnt happen but I wish it did
wow what the fuck is wrong with you
Irish memes are what you'd expect
>>72812552
I'd have a hard time psychoanalysing this one
>>72812516
everything has to do with irish oppression. The ulster scots, the potato famine, anything to do with catholics in NI, you're fucking professional victims
>>72812546
jews deserve everything they get
they've literally ruined Europe
>1:08
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnBZv4k4dcU
what she mean lads?
judaism is good
This kills the Irishman
>>72812363
>>72812363
>>72812363
>>72811799
name?
>>72812578
Not really just stating facts. English policy magnified the effects of the famine tenfold. We don't feel victimised by Ulster Scots, we could fuck them up easy.
>>72812578
you know during the famine food exports rose? The problem wasn't just the blight it was the high taxes the british landlords were taking from the farmers
>>72812544
lobsters don't have brains
makes sense you'd stand up for them then
>>72812579
how?
>>72812240
32b
>>72812579
how have the jews ruined europe?
(please provide proof with your answer)
im the joker baaybee!
squeaking
>>72812365
The guy who produces it loves getting his ass licked.
>>72812640
Pics of bra
>>72812606
Just look through the FFT channel on pornhub, she's in most of the videos
>>72812669
heh
oy vey shut down ireland
>>72812669
ni hao chang
Heads fried off drink and drugs
Can't remember what happened five minutes ago
>>72812672
had a filthy Romanian whore rim my arse once
it was alri
>>72812637
>>72812660
you're asking me to answer a question that has books written on it
theres plenty of literature out there that explains everything. You can't learn it through a 4chan post or else you'll end up like a /pol/tard who complains about jews but doesn't know why
>>72812673
>>72812743
>he doesn't even mention the books
ah yes
>>72812749
>duckduckgo
[YouTube] BGMedia | Josie Hearn - Are You Mad? (KentQT send) (embed)
>>72812779
try a culture of criitque if you're interested
>>72812785
Google started getting lairy and i can't heem apps so i just replaced it
>white people can't dan-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo
>>72812866
I fucking hate this video
excuse me while I have more chest pains
>>72812437
The Irish have the largest cranial capacity of any humans and their minds function on an entirely higher level of consciousness
If a psychologist even TRIED to analyze even the most base of Irishmen he would be sucking his dads dick while being fucked by his mum before the paddy even broke a sweat
>>72812866
Legit
>black people don't make good mus-
https://youtu.be/oJCjLCL9tuo
>>72812847
cool
>>72812884
*spins fedora at you and wags finger with a smile*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgXN0kO1JEA
hmm
the definition of "white" used to be quite strict before we started considering the irish white
now this is what passes for white supremacists in los hispanos judios
>asian people are poor driv-
*crash*
is this really how yanks walk in real life? christ.
just wanked to lactating lesbians
highly recommended
have no idea what i want to do with my life but the longer i am here the more convinced i am that uni is not what i want to do. Have any of you ever been in the military?
>>72812940
Yeah virgin walk
House md
>>72812953
BIG fan
Especially aggressive sucking
>>72812940
EARLY
AND
OFTEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc2_rSysXws
>>72812973
my uncle was in the airforce and said it was okay but quite boring at times
>>72812973
No but I have family members that were once in a military organisation not too long ago
>>72812926
"White supremacy" has been taken up by non-whites since WW2, really. I always find it funny how the self-glorified "saviours of the white race" are Poles and other Eastern Europeans, ranked amongst the untermensch in the Nazi tradition. And then of course you have the fact that "whiteness" is so confusingly broad that you can get away with fitting in sephardics, jews, irish, hispanic, north africans, and really any lightly-tanned ethnically-ambiguous person.
"White" shouldn't be part of your identity. You might be anglo-saxon, or dutch-germanic, or brittany-frank, or some combination thereof, but whiteness isn't a real trait.
>>72812940
only if we havent refrigerated our shoes.
clearly that man was remiss in his duty as an American
sometimes to create, one must first destroy *200 bpm kicks*
pay reparations for dresden
>>72812926
the irish were never not considered white the discrimination was based on religion
Just had a wank with one of my sister's used tampons in my nostril and her knickers draped over my face
What's next for her career?
*burns down a church*
>>72813041
chat shit get hit
>>72812973
Yer they hired me recently to help defeat isis
>>72813025
Good goy I for one feel the more appreciation and support the better
(((They))) want everyone to bicker and splinter instead of uniting
>>72813059
redpill on welsh women
>>72813041
might listen to more life playlist
"A recent Reuters/Ipsos poll asked 15,000+ women from over 100 countries, 'What is the biggest turn-off in a man?'"
"From a bank of 25 possible answers where only one response was allowed, 32% of women cited 'Irish pectoral genetics' as the biggest turn-off in a man."
can't say im surprised tb h
>>72813059
coming back to wales to work in greggs where she belongs.
>>72813041
*rummages in pockets*
erm ok here you go mate
*hands you 20p and a dayrider*
Might get drunk alone tonight in an empty warehouse and post on /brit/
Thoughts?
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1489904839884.webm
gf just sent me this
(NSFL)
>>72812973
Uni felt like such a waste to me
I would see these depressing sacks of over-educated meat nearing 40 still on the uni shuttle-bus, utterly consumed by the ivory tower
Education is good of course, but ultimately you need to free yourself from past conceptions, from culture, and from what you "know"
>>72813147
Will you post pics?
scotland or wales
london or manchester
devon or cornwall
birmingham or glasgow
norn or roi
sheffield or leeds
the north or the south
the blitz was a genocide of english people
What is Leeds like?
>ALWAYS when i see an abandoned building i think about HOW MUCH MONEY was wasted on building it and how much people could eat with that money
yes you certainly do, you fucking rat
>>72813148
>(NSFL)
ruins the gimmick
>>72812973
My dad did a stint in the AF and got stationed in England
>>72813148
w.t.f
>>72813170
Well I won't not post pics
>>72813179
wales
london
devon
birmingham
roi
sheffield
the north
>>72813148
>NSFL
ah yes, shall definitely be clicking on that link then shan't i
hint: no
>>72813087
But (((They))) are literally considered white. And they take full advantage of that where they can (say in being 100x more likely to be enrolled in ivy league schools whilst still campaigning for proportional representation).
The entire "white" label was meant to deconstruct european identities and national identities by lumping everyone together into some generic thing void of cultural particularity.
You need to find a better replacement for european-descendant identity, goyboy.
>>72813179
wales
manchester
cornwall
glasgow
roi
sheffield
the north
always burn myself when im stoned
>>72813179
scotland
manchester
devon
glasgow
norn
leeds
north
>>72813179
scotland
london
cornwall
glasgow
roi
sheffield
south
>>72813147
Pics
>>72813179
scotland
manchester
cornwall
birmingham
roi
leeds
north
>>72813041
you euro shits will NEVER get your 50 billion. how does it feel hans? Cucked by us AGAIN
>>72813200
>ALWAYS when i see an abandoned building i think about HOW MUCH MONEY was wasted on building it and how much people could eat with that money
You can't eat money, and you certainly can't eat bricks.
>>72813179
wales
manchester
devon
neither
roi
leeds
the north
>>72813179
wales
manchester
devon
birmingham
roi
sheffield
the south
>Chatting with some girl
>send her a pic of me in a wife beater to show off my arms
>she says she loves my muscle and wants to see my chest too
>heasitantly take a pic of my broad muscular torso, but also my woefully undeveloped chest
>she sends me a [crying with laughter] emoji with a shamrock then blocks me
>>72813203
>>72813227
well we might have some sensitive posters on /brit/
>>72813235
>>72813236
>>72813241
>scotland
F
O
J
>>72813179
Wales
London
Cornwall
Brum
Poorn
Sheffield (Sean bean was born here)
The south
>manchester
bit grim
>>72813232
ah bun miself when mi bunning da sensimilla rah
>>72813179
wales
london
cornwall
birmingham
roi
leeds
north
>>72813179
scotland
london
cornwall
glasgow
norn
leeds
north
>>72813263
NAH MATE NOT ME
*clicks the link*
>all these northern sheeds
>>72813229
>>72813235
>>72813236
>>72813287
>glasgow
fuck off jock
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1489904937446.webm
mum just whatsapped me this
>get a new phone
>open up snapchat
>open the news tab
hmm
>people are still complaining about tuition fees
stop going to university
stop doing useless degrees
if you have a degree, make sure you're doing work that actually requires a degree
scotland
london
cornwall
glasgow
norn
leeds
south
>>72813179
wales
manchester
devon
glasgow
roi
sheffield
south
>>72813287
>>72813277
>>72813267
>>72813241
>>72813236
>>72813229
>cornwall
ahhhh yessss hmmmm
you now remember playing black ops with your mates
>>72813313
NSFL
DON'T CLICK
*wines pon some pocky*
VERY happy you lads have voted a resounding 7/4 in favour of north over south
>>72813308
glasgow is grim but it's not nearly as grim as birmingham
>>72813320
The drugs and prostitutes thing is a new thing they're trying to push for each terror attack
>>72813342
have never had any mates at any point in my life
>pocky
fucked it
>>72813342
Not as good as Black Ops 2
>>72813342
we only did that when the weather was too shit be outside playing hockey
>>72813320
muslims believe that all sins are forgiven in martyrdom
>>72813352
>that
>NSFL
kys
>pocky
old meme
anyone ever try it?
Halo 3 was peak multiplayer gaming.
>>72813391
retard
>>72813179
Wales
Manchester
Devon
Glasgow
Norn
Leeds
The North
>>72813342
Shangri-la and Moon were the best zombies maps
debate me
>>72813377
not according to my jock colleague who moved from glasgow to live in a houseshare in brum
>>72813385
FOY
member goldeneye?
Post some proof that Birmingham is as bad as you all let on?
>>72813386
I'm just enjoying the famous Japanese snack
You can go do fellatio if you like
>>72813414
i was so sick on that
would heem every one of you runts in an instant on valhalla
>>72813179
she wants a man from:
wales
london
devon
brum
roi
shezzy
midlands
business idea: shut down all of the shitty british universities and then make uni free with the money saved
>>72813430
perfect dark was better
Which goes on first, the jam or the cream?
>>72813444
Error 404
They're all victims to smear campaign
>>72813444
Hayd lives there
>>72813473
timesplitters was even better
halo is unironically shit
>>72813447
honestly do not understand the point of apple products. You can get all the features on a cheaper windows laptop, would only spend that much on a computer if i could at least play good video games on it
>>72813493
THIS
god tier multiplayer game
>>72813455
haha blumpf btfo
impeachment when
>>72813320
Ah yes
He's not a Muslim because a Muslim would never kill or do drugs so obviously he can't be a Muslim
>>72813474
mix them together in a bowl and dollop it on
>>72813481
https://www.reddit.com/user/haydq/
>>/pol/117289619
not a fan of the chinese
>>72813501
mongs and consumerist runts buy it because they're dumb
>>72813493
>>72813502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMZOU7lcK0
Eating squash, fried peameal, and roast potatoes
official "playing after school with your mates" rankings:
halo 3
Black Ops
Left4Dead
Counter Strike
I am a proper Muslim
>>72813444
It's really not that bad
>>72813417
BO1 had a far better campaign and zombies were just as good but the multiplayer was lacking
>>72813501
they're easy and they work and they're more stylish
some of us don't have to care about cost
>>72813546
>Black Ops
hello child
>>72813474
cream and jam go on seperate halves, as pictured, you fucking stupid yank twat
choon
>>72813546
>after school
Have a hard time believing that Birmingham is worse than Glasgow or Belfast
what's the most inappropriate thing youv'e ever done in a tesco?
>>72813526
shan't be going out of my way to find out what that is
>>72813597
Hayd lives there
>>72813566
alri grandad what's it like being dead since 2005 haha x
(joking miss you grandpa i hope you're in a better place)
>>72813593
past tense mate, im 19 now x
is this real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kFuASskrw8
TELL ME NOW, WHAT DO YOU SEE
ARE YOU LOST, WHAT WILL IT BE
FIND THE LIGHT, THE FLICKERING LIGHT
FIND THE LIGHT, TO MELT THE ICE AND DEMATERIALISE
RISE, SHINE, THE MOON IS RISING, SHOWS ME THE WAY
RISE, SHINE, THE SUN IS FADING, IT'S TIME TO PLAY
IT'S TIME TO PLAY
IT'S TIME TO PLAY
IT'S TIME TO PLAY
PLAY, PLAY, PLAY, PLAY, PLAY, PLAY, PLAY, PLAY
>>72813606
sharted
used to get absolutely lit at house parties and bust out the ol 'uitar 'ero
>>72813624
he was quoting somebody probably
ah pizzagate
Still remember rushing home from school at 3:30 to play fifa16 with the lads
fucking hell I miss those days
>>72813655
good post
Redpill me on Kent
>>72813624
he was quoting iran
waw was the patricians cod
fuck modders and fuck treyarch
>>72813662
gay flag
This was peak Donald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP7Lixcc_jQ
who are these unnamed bears of Tim's?
>>72813681
paki mayor
>>72813662
like this gimmick
>>72813655
>I still remember
>Literally last years game
gay peruANO
>>72813666
im from there, best county
shall be saving this toad
arsehole literally always feels a bit moist lads
anyone else know this feel?
Was literally refreshing the old thread wondering why it was dead and hadn't noticed the new one
remember pegging it home once the last bell rang to have a cheeky game of hopscotch before racing pennyfarthings with the lads
Greater London completely BTFO
>>72813705
>>72813710
use an anti perspirant spray like gold bond
>>72813700
peruANO
aaaaj
>>72813683
hahahaha holy shit, he's unironically got some incredible bants
>>72813697
we need a tim prequel series about his previous team of bears
gimmick idea: not linking the new thread
>>72813700
jap president
Do you remember when people weren't all such wankers?
>>72813738
nah it's just around my ring, wouldn't want to put anything on there
>>72813683
>probably i'll sue her, because it would be fun, i'd like to take some money out of her fatass pockets
>>72813773
Counter gimmick: no one posts there then you cry when someone makes a new thread
>>72813662
good post
>>72813666
best county, loads of history and really beautiful
called the Garden of England
>>72812396
Is spit flying out of her mouth at 0:14?