/brit/

>>72808090
dasdadasdas

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cara

amigacore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuubHT3T5ws

somerfields thread

den grams amber leaf???

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the absolute state of the Yanks

franprix-tier thread

kew gardens station mentioned

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anime

Going /brit/, anyone want owt?

>>72808090
Farmfoods

Kids R' Us

bhs thread

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>I have self-diagnosed crippling depression but refuse to seek honest help and instead and use it as an excuse to keep being a lazy piece of shit and post memes all day

>DUDE LE SUPERMARKET POSTING RANKING LMAO
Fuck off

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>>72808157

If you insist

>>72808101
IGA post

>>72808159
Tesco

>>72808159
literal frosty jacks post

>>72808172
kebab van tier nonce post

>>72808190
Lebara

>>72808172
pak supermarket, rotherham post

>>72808172
Imagine saving this to your computer
Proper Early Learning Centre post

>>72808187
tony & guy post

>throat tickles every time i breath in which makes me cough

help

>>72808151
i blame paradox on my autistic nationalism
i mean SWEDES of all people

>>72808190
hmv post

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>>72808187
I'm on SSRIs

Very Screwfix thread 2bh

>>72808222
cafe nero post

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>>72808172

Yes hello, GCHQ?

>>72808187
Brighthouse post

>>72808222
Co-op Funeralcare post

>>72808235
Boots post

>>72808224
Proper supre post

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What's the deal with Rorkes?

>>72808268
wetherspoons post

>>72808222
*rams my cock in your mouth and violently unloads hot thick ropes of spunk down your gullet*
that should sort it

leaving because there is a nonce here posting nonce shit

Can feel the presence of littlewoods in this thread

>>72808222
Having the same at the moment lad

Proper stuffed nose as well

This normally only happens when I've been sniffing coke but I haven't been

Might be the hay fever starting up I guess

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>all the yank tier liberal businesses in my city fail
feels good desu

>>72808268
Subway post

>>72808268
holland and barretts post

>>72808295
TAB-tier post

>>72808287
Fuck off

>>72808302
Argos post

>work in retail
>nobody posted my workplace name yet

>>72808287
Connexions post

>>72808268
Whs Smith post

>>72808329
nandos post

>>72808329
Superdrug post

didn't know brits had homesense stores

thought it was just a canada thing

>>72808187
>Tfw you have professionally diagnosed clinical depression and sought honest help in the form of medication and therapy for many months and it had no effect so you have given up and now keep being a lazy piece of shit and post memes all day

>>72808329
Brighthouse post

>>72808310
Baguette Express post

>>72808305
JobCentrePlus post

>whs smith

Mothercare post

>>72808329

Debenhams post

>>72808329
john lewis post

>>72808361
Big Issue vendor post.

>>72808375
topps tiles post

>>72808332
hello runt

by this time tomorrow this shitty gimmick will be gone and forgotten

i bid you adieu until then

>>72808172
I find anything I see within or that comes out of Russia just deeply unsettling

its like Uncanny Valley: The Country

NEXT posters going wild

>>72808367
>>72808368
>>72808370
>>72808375
>>72808377
>>72808392
>>72808393
>>72808395
snap

>>72808361
Tim Horton's post desu

>>72808339
Early Learning Centre post

You utter spacker

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reminder that kew garden trillionaires get their fags and wine at tesco express

>>72808347
>>72808360
>>72808367
>>72808377
>>72808392
One of these is right, well done lads

>>72808400
jb hifi post

struggling to think of any more shop names

>>72808368
How does baguette express compare to subway?

Never actually been, and I'm a fan of subway, but quiznos in the US has a far better choice of cured meats and I'd pick it over subway anyday

>>72808432
dfs post

>>72808432
london is so peng

when did america start having target stores? thought it was just a british thing 2bh

Complete Primark of a thread, I'm off.

>>72808440
topshop post

Been a long time since I've invented a gimmique that takes over /brit/'s imagination

cuckio

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Socialism is the future

>>72808456
7/11 post

>>72808440
tk maxx post

>>72808456
By far the most Big W of posts I've seen yet

who else constantly whispers their posts to themselves and quitely giggle at how funny they are and anticipates the (you)'s they're gonna get and if i don't you legit get mad?

because i most certainly dont

>>72808445
Can't remember, i'm pretty sure all of them closed down and were bought out by subway around me. I remember it being overpriced though.

>>72808479
Woolworths post

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Socialism is a cancer that prevents human progression

>>72808472
oak furniture land post

>>72808490
I do this a lot

>>72808456
it's american like anything else good

got called monoprix in galeries lafayette today

>>72808490
British Heart Foundation post

>>72808513
Mitre10 post

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>>72808454
if your city doesnt have aesthetic victorian row houses it should be wiped off the map desu

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>>72808403
Polish Bakery post

>this meme
absolutely hmv tier

fucking hate pakis so much lads

wish they would all just die

Just took a hay fever tablet

I'm so high right now

JLB Credit thread

>>72808531
FCUK post

>>72808479
greggs post

>>72808538
>aesthetic victorian row houses
literally only London

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>>72808490

What would be the point of posting if you didnt do this?

why was the 70's the best decade for long hair and beards?

>>72808545
Disney store post

>>72808546
oxfam post

>>72808546
amazon prime now post

>>72808567
Claire's accessories post

>>72808513
this doesn't take into account welfare, or anything else really
when you added the welfare benefits in the USSR to workers' wages, they had income comparable to Italian workers

>>72808567
Supercuts post

>>72808545
Salvation army soup kitchen post

>>72808565
nisa local post

I've yet to see a Harvey Norman post yet, quite surprised

alri lads, just got back from uni, been away a couple of months, any updates i should know about?

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me

should I buy adidas bottoms or canterburys lads?

>>72808621
Tesco life.

Gonna do my bi-daily swipe right on everyone on tinder and get zero matches

>>72808567
Long hair is still liked, just not mainstream. Beards are becoming popular so no longer liked

>>72808621
Wimpy post

>>72808601
people in the USSR had the bare minimum

my parents told me how their family were a little richer than everyone else, someone complain and the took everything away

>>72808621
cash converters post

>>72808620
bunnings hardware post

>>72808564
what? when i went to bristol it had nice streets, and most eastern north american cities have completely preserved districts of them

>>72808621
Grainger Games post

>>72808567
greggs post

this is as bad if not worse than when we got botted last week

>>72808620
Doesn't exist in britain
Very few places here that id heard of before coming here

>>72808633
Hello JD Sports

>>72808661
JJB Sports post

>>72808513
wernham hogg paper company post

>>72808666
Masters post, should be ashamed of yourself

>>72808650
someone complained and they took*

>don't post for a few hours
>don;t understand any fucking post anymore
hmmm

>>72808621
Blackwells post

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is he gonna make it, lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bnQrajRfTM

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>only people itt are shop posters and shop baiters

>HAHA LE USING LE SHOP INSTEAD OF AN ADJECTIVE

fuck off

>>72808702
Co-op

>>72808661
Quite a Bella Italia post

>>72808639
met my new gf on tinder, feels good

>>72808702

SCS post

>>72808702
albert heijn post

>>72808631
Nifties post
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1348817/new-discount-food-shop-to-become-permenant-fixture-which-sells-goods-for-just-10p/)

>>72808702
waterstones post

>>72808702
didn't like it when you posted hours ago either

>>72808723
dunder milfin paper company post

>>72808666
countdown post

>shaved nostril hair because i heard it was the thing to do
>snot just dribbles straight out of my nose and onto my lip without me noticing

ahh yes

>>72808702
2nds World level post

Writing a Thornton's post

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>communism

when you think about it, cuckolding is really racist

>>72808723
Lyca post

none of you brits know about Dunnesstores or Superquinn!

both the products of Trumpesque characters (the former who nearly blew most of his fortune on coke and hookers and nearly got himself killed by the Ra, and the former who literally had to flee the country to avoid prosecution for almost laughably preposterous tax offences)

dunnes at least sell my favourite brand of cider for next to nothing and superquinn sausages are literally better than the word better itself

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>>72808723

Kwik-E-Mart post

>>72808723
age uk post

>>72808702
applegreen post

>>72808780
scopes post

Knobs & Knockers
Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down
Bloody Hell (For Christ's Sake Mix)
Wagga Wagga Wagga Is Wrong

>>72808650
USSR had one of the best healthcare systems in the world though

From 1950-1980 the life expectancy in the USSR was higher than that of the USA despite far bigger social problems (alcoholism, far higher tobacco consumption etc.)

personally, i personalise the store that i rank someone's post as by what country they're from
british post: british store
ausnz post: ausnz store
leaf post: you get the idea
>>72808766
david jones post

>>72808760
>>72808775
>>72808783
>>72808786
r*ddit

>>72808783
Jet post

>>72808650
You have to go back, Ivan.

>>72808708
> 745k views
lmao fucking christ
So glad I don't lead a tesco life

>>72808780
Ottakars post

>>72808780
Penneys post

>>72808817
co-op post

>>72808780
Liquorland post

>>72808817
99p stores post

>>72808807
zellers post

>>72808774
what?

>>72808808
>USSR had one of the best healthcare systems in the world though
Literally wrong, who tells you this shit? some socialist tumblr site?

speak to someone who actually lived there at the time

>>72808808
poundland post

>>72808650
Go home

Done with this shop posting, i'm going to stop and play some League of Legends :-)

>>72808859
Tie Rack post

>>72808870
the range post

They're playing music again REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>72808886
Officeworks post

>>72808870
screwfix post

>>72808708
his voice is bare annoying how people lsiten to this

>>72808902
Virgin Megastores post

>>72808913
JD Sports post

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so this is how /brit/ ends

>>72808913
Harrods post

>>72808861
>speak to someone who actually lived there at the time
Ah yes, defectors who ran off to live in the West? Traitors?

Most Russians look back fondly on the USSR for good reason. Without it and it's institutions Russia would be nothing today.

>>72808902
hmv post

>>72808902
gamestop post

deontay wilder

>>72808780
mace post

>>72808941
Kmart tyre and auto post

fantastic thread

>>72808708
i hope not, what an obnoxious cunt

>>72808934
not surprised they had to make MEGASTORES to cater for your country hahahahahaha (virgin)

>>72808913
speaking like a black person doesn't make you seem cool btw.

You expect the market portfolio to return 14%. US government T-bills yield 4%. You invest $4,000 in Stock A and $16,000 in Stock B. Stock A has beta=0.6 and Stock B has beta=1.9. What is the expected return on your portfolio?

whats the answer lads?

ill be back tomorrow to see if this shit gimmick is dead yet

>>72808984
Perfect fried chicken post

>>72808956
superdrug post

>>72808913
>bare
Sports Direct post

hehe i started this gimmick.

>>72808944
Halfords post

>Soviet Russians who moved to America believed the supermarkets were staged and filled with food as an illusion

The utter state of socialism

>>72809006
Myer post

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>>72808941

Only anime can save us now

>>72808956
whsmith post

39 ip's and about 400 posts of this across the two threads probably, hmmm yes

>>72809022
Games Workshop post

>he's travelled to fewer than 3 continents

>>72809039
evans cycles post

>>72809006
Every time I start a gimmick some little runt tries to take credit for it. Bit pathetic iah.

>>72808984
use the weighted formula retard, it's not hard

>>72809039
iiNet post

>>72808982
It was a british shop back in the day you Muffin Break

>>72809065
Build-a-Bear Workshop post

>>72809064
caring about it is more pathetic.

>>72809039
ryanair duty free trolley post

>>72809054
Majestic Wine post

*looks you in the eye*

Hello, Tesco.

*raises one eyebrow with a smirk and you look away, unsettled*

>>72809071
oddbins post

>>72809022
why are weebs so far right

>>72809054
waterstones post

>>72809095
Lush post

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started reading this

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Hysterical lefties lads.

Never gets old.

You know they still hate Maggie? 18 year old kids who weren't even alive when she was in power and have no idea why they hate her.

>>72809113
barely even a londis post

>>72809065
tell me the answer

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thought this gimmick would be dead by now

>>72809054
by my own definition, i've travelled to only two continents (the new world and the old world)

by the definition of the rest of society, i've been to 4

>>72809095
topps tiles post

70% of posts are Tesco Value
15% of posts are Tesco Everyday Value
10% of posts are name brands
Only 5% of posts are Tesco Finest

>>72809128

If you bought that book you have your answer.

>>72808287
if all goes according to keikaku i shall be performing this maneuver on the ol fat ex tonight

Hysterical righties lads.

Never gets old.

You know they still hate Stalin? 18 year old kids who weren't even alive when he was in power and have no idea why they hate him.

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>anon. i'm wet for you. are you going to invite me back to yours, or shall i go see tyrone instead?

>>72808861
I'm a medical student and considered doing my elective in Russia until I looked into it and saw how shit it is nowadays. Outside of Moscow and St Petersburg pretty much all medical infrastructure dates from the USSR.

The Semashko system in the USSR was pretty much the NHS before the NHS. Even nowadays the NHS is extremely rare in that it's a single payer rather than insurance based system.

>>72809184
costcutter post

>>72809150
You've completely misunderstood the gimmick you Farmfoods cunt

>>72809186
w-well i live at my parent's house so.. can we go to yours?

>>72809176
Dunkin doughnuts post

>>72809186
where the FUCK is her right leg

>>72809184
their grandparents werent even alive when he was in power roflmao

any of you lads play backwake? its proper fun

>>72809229
right there you fucking moron

>>72809186
School tuck shop post

>>72809186
ikea post

>>72809186
Oceana Watford post

>>72809233
WHSmiths post

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>Quetta is the provincial capital of Balochistan, Pakistan and the ninth-largest city of Pakistan
>The city was also known as Little London

Cannot make this shit up.

Whooping and hollering at the mong who first tried to make tesco a gimmick and how its been utterly ruined hahahaha

>>72809150

piss off you fucking twat

>>72809189
aren't most russian doctors low paid women?

>used to be fat
>lost it all
>legacy gut flab

how do I get rid of my flabby gut lads?? can;t take this shit anymore! I want to be one of those guys who goes to the beach and just tears off his shirt and everyone even the fucking sharks just stares in aww at my inexplicably pre-waxed torso while the duffman music blares from the ether

>>72809256
Pret A Manger post

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>>72809256
Absolutely fucking WAITROSE post

>>72809249
oceana doesn't exist any more

>>72809257
Your understanding of gimmiques is Tesco at best, Waitrose at worst.

>>72809186
St Vincents Primary School Car Wash post

>tfw can't jack off in case i get a blowie tonight bc she'll be dissapointed if i don't come a lot
>might not even happen but i still can't jack off
>nothing else to do
does ANYONE else know ANY feel ANYWHERE close to this feel

>>72809300
PRYZM post

>>72809316
nonce

>>72809144
0.2x0.6 + 0.8x1.9

>>72809256
>>72809289
>>72809298
>In colonial times its nickname was “Little London”, a reference to its vast urban sprawl, home to more than a million souls.

Hello Northern Rasheeds

This new gimmick is fucking shit.

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NEED a milf gf

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ah yes /v/

gona kill myself so i dont have to go to work tomorrow

>>72809285
if you shave your body you're a fucking twink

>>72809282
Low paid as shit but that's the same in most of Eastern and Central Europe - it's largely that their salaries have hardly risen since the fall of the Berlin Wall.

There's a higher proportion of women as doctors than the UK but that's largely due to it having been acceptable for far longer. Most medical graduates in the UK since 1980 or so have been women and about 60% of my year are women.

This gimmick will settle down in the next few threads then become a permanent fixture over the next month with most threads having at least one or two shop posts. There may even be a mini resurgence of mass shop posting like tonight, albeit not quite on the scale of right now.

Then it will die off, before being brought back ironically by the odd poster until eventually going completely extinct by September.

Captcha: all images with a storefront

>>72809314
Fuck off you QD stores sadcase

>>72809396
would love to lick her bumhole

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>>72809403
>work tomorrow

>>72809186
Barbara Palvin's instagram depresses me 'cause I'll never get a 10/10 Hungarian mail order wife.

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one more beer then I'll hit the hay

>>72809256
>Pakistan
>Little London

FUCKING HOWLING

>>72809416
virgin restaurant carriage post

why do women wear low-cut tops that expose the tops of their breasts if they dont want people to look at them? really dont understand the logic

>>72809416
Ah, but you have not considered me. I'm quite fond of retro gimmiqués and will keep it alive indefinitely.

>>72809416
glad i was here to see it
first /brit/ gimmick i've witnessed being created live

>>72809432
good lad

>>72809416
You think yourself a gimmique master, but you know little about dealing with a god such as I.

>>72809423
Shh, shh.


*vanishes into the shadows with a large puff of purple smoke*

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>>72809453
>Tfw forgot
>Tfw this post reminded me

shall be hitting the proverbial hay then.

what's the appeal of wanking to /s/ instead of /gif/?

i NEED sound and movement

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Little London

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>>72809468

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>>72809399

/v/ is a strange place

>>72809520
autist

>>72809404
shaved my arse so there is less in the way for my beads

>>72809520
other people don't

>>72809539
Paki pizza post

>>72809361
so whats the answer

>>72809527
If only I'd been a lonely 30 year old man in 1990 when the wall went down

>>72809527

what a pretentious narcissist

>>72809399
>>72809532
/v/ moves ridiculously fast

>>72809539
I thought they only stayed in London?

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>this arse blasted london nigger sperging out itt

If you weren't here for the birth of the following haute gimmiques:

> >gif fuck off
> fuck off yank
> actionposting
> runtposting
> Satisfaction denial
> tescoposting

You are not a /brit/ poster worthy of (You)s.

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Newham

I am 97-100% Islamic

>>72809589
there are none in London, they all live in Northern England

>>72809598
i created 2 of those gimmicks

>>72809584
fuck off mate I just told you

>>72809539
t. London is 95% white in the centre mong

>>72809539
all me

>>72809587
w-who, me?

>>72809611
So which cities/towns we talking here?

>>72809633
Literally all of them

Every single town in Northern England is at least 40% Pakistani

>>72809598
You had nothing to do with the shop gimmick taking off you tesco posting spacker

>>72809539

If by area you mean inside of a literal mosque, then yes you are right

>>72809598
created all these

>>72809655
>this entire time i thought it was an exaggerated meme
jesus christ northern england sounds like a fucking cesspool

>>72809612
the maximum number of gimmiques in that list which you could be responsible for is 1.

>>72809633
bradford, birmingham, manchester.

and certain parts of london: tower hamlets, edgware road etc

The boroughs with the highest proportion of Muslims are all in London.

>>72809678
It is really shit

The towns are really ugly and poor
The natives are really ugly, poor and criminal
Everyone else is Pakistani
Mosques on every corner

Any pakis in Glouc?

London is just a big mosque

London has entire local authorities that are less than 15% white british

From shop posting to paki posting

Where will this wild rollercoaster take us next

>>72809589
Around 50% are in London alone, lmao

>haute gimmiques
love it

No other community on 4chan has achieved this level of cultural complexity.

london is gay

>>72809682
nope its 2.

>>72809743
Stop licking your own arse

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>>72809746

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Average London bloke

>>72809775
>gif
fuck off

>>72809743
/mammi/ maybe? or britpol

Posts aren't posting

>>72809587
She's a model m8

Reminder London is frequently ranked as one of the best places in the world to live in

Whereas Amir Rasheed from his Northern shithole town tells me that it is shit

>>72809780
When's his family getting their own reality tv show?

London is Tesco: The City

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-angela-merkel-nato-bill-defence-ignore-usa-germany-spending-a7650636.html

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