10 grams of amber leaf edition
/balt/
asda thread
Lock in! #tradnation
corner shop thread
Would rather kill myself than leave London
New Zealand: Wish I were Tesco: The Country: The Country
Lidl.
Bargain Booze thread
http://www.strawpoll.me/12614959
how long's an average ambulance response time in london?
earned some proper normie points today lads.
>met a bird off the ol' 'der
>got drunk together in a couple of pubs
>was genuinely a good laugh the whole time
>had a bit of a kiss while we waited for her cab
if i could jump and click my heels like a happy leprechaun i would. don't even mind about work tomorrow.
god the Great Wall is a real piece of shit flim lads
Greater London is an immigrant
Ah yes, the North and London
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TAAw3oQvg
Egg thread
hi this is scube, a new meme i made, what do you think?
>>72809863
Observe
@72809879
Will not give you the satisfaction
>>72809907
longer than my cock and that's saying something
South West is objectively the best part of the uk
bit mad that there are 1.1 million blacks and 1.3 million muslims in london
plus almost another million of "mixed" and "other"
the famously islamic city of bradford has a mere 130,000 muslims
>>72809907
The drivers are actually civilised here (they move out of the way for the ambulance), so pretty fast
In the North, many people actually block the ambulances from passing through, like in a 3rd world country
>>72809961
also the best part of london
>>72809929
Do you have a map that reflects actual populations?
hmm ahh yes doing a shan't be doing that
where were you lads?? been sitting here F5ing non-stop for hours
rate
>>72809961
this. if i had to move to england it's the only region i'd happily live in
Londoners consider themselves lucky if they only get mugged once or twice a year
>>72809966
>1.3 million
Why did you make this number up? Its 300,000
>home for mother's day
>two lectures tomorrow so figured I'd just stay home
>meeting the m8s in town tomorrow for pints in a beer garden (supposed to be good weather still)
>should get the train back up to uni reasonably gassed around 9
Should be a good day lads
>>72809972
hmm even we don't do that sweetie
police on the steps of parliament aren't armed as standard
vitally important poll, north vs south?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12614959/
>>72810014
'eed
>>72809873
Where in London are you from?
/brit/ = poundworld; the general
>>72809994
Internet here blocks pictures and refreshing. But the thread itself seems to work
>>72810013
lived in salford for 3 years and london for 10. never been mugged. got m8s who have been mugged in both. wondering if i'm scary looking or just a bit too big to bother with desu.
>>72810041
*police in general aren't armed as standard
>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos
>>72810068
its over now lad accept it
You literally cannot get mugged in London
It does not happen
It only happens in those shit provincial towns filled with chavs
>>72809868
Got a blocked nose and can't sleep lads
>95% white in the centre
will i be stabbed for being american in glasgow/
Wish this was a joke image
>>72810142
hopefully
>>72810142
Yes
got a blocked lad and can't nose sleep
>>72810068
literally Poundland: The Post - The Official Video Game
canada is 0% chinese as long as you just count me, check mate
Won't be giving you the satisfaction.
We got another zinger coming through lads
https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/846103116915380227
Can't sleep gggrrrrrr lol x
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-111162/Now-mugging-worse-London-Harlem.html
>You are more likely to get mugged in London than fucking Harlem
I been mugged twice and i lived in the home counties
It's really a street by street ting, town doesnt matter
thread's lookin' good so far.
I will go to sleep today and wake up tomorrow in the 2nd greatest city in the world
You will wake up in your grim shithole surrounded by chavs and mosques
>>72809988
>>72810164
howling
>>72810142
Nah, but don't start claiming to be Scottish 'cause your great grandfather was
>>72810201
Thanks :3
>>72810209
Actually I don't live in London, I'm white.
Is it ok to hang out with you guys for like an hour? Would that be cool with you?
>>72810209
currently live in the greatest city in the world so i pity you you big mongy twat
>>72810014
>There were 1,012,823 Muslims reported in the 2011 census in the Greater London area.[1]
2011 as well, so realistically it's double or triple that now
30gm of Gold Leaf = £10.72 here
Good?
>>72810180
>He still thinks Harlem is dangerous
It's full of hipsters now, you're safe anywhere in manhattan
>>72810180
Harlem's gentrified now m8
Mosques:
London - 423
Birmingham - 161
Bradford - 91
Leicester - 71
Manchester - 62
Blackburn - 45
Sheffield - 36
>>72810244
Sure
How are you Stelios?
Think i might stay up most the night watching anime again, ill feel like shit tomorrow at work but i am shit so its what i deserve
>>72810144
>nearly half the number of churches
WE WILL LITERALLY HAVE MORE MOSQUES THAN CHURCHES IN ANOTHER DECADE AAHAHHAH
>>72810244
Takeaway falefal post
>>72810275
chillin' , smoking and drinking, going to sleep in a while
how are you
>>72810268
Why is Sheffield so islamophobic?
>>72810244
yes, introduce yourself please
London is an Islamic enclave.
Even your national team is talking about the muzzies
https://twitter.com/acampbell68/status/846060212314423296
pls gib back
>>72810244
post fokin machines
>>72810209
I'm sure your sister and parents won't be that inhospitable
thoughts?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didsbury_Mosque
The building was originally the “Albert Park Methodist Chapel”, which opened for worship in 1883,[1] but in 1962 the chapel closed and was later converted into a mosque
Aren't you lucky here's a van full of Bucky?
It will be pretty exciting watching the blacks and the Muslims duke it out for control over London in a few years.
>>72810306
Well, I come from humble beginnings.
I'm not a Lord.
>>72810344
Average day in the North
>>72810112
>tfw came up with the pakker/pakmonger gimmick
disappointed it didn't catch on desu
glad to see it immortalised in .png
>>72810268
>Scotland as a whole literally has less mosques than Blackburn
Anyone else been to Switzerland on holiday?
>>72810364
why are greek names so fucking long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEzXOt6IQGQ
>>72810268
what's wrong Oliver, u white people are atheist and bomb our countries, and then u get angry when we come to your country with our religion? makes no sense at all m8
>>72810351
I wanna try this so bad
The local English pub has Irn-Bru that I'll try one day too
>>72810387
if SNP get their way they'll have more than london
>The three-storey semi-detached building was originally a Protestant church designed by Thomas Colcutt and Stanley Hemp but was then purchased in 1993 for £380,000 by the mosque committee.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Mosque_Wembley
>>72810396
yes
farmfoods-tier country desu
>>72809972
>he feels the need to lie about a different area of his own country to feel superior on a tibetan tapestry forum
>>72810396
brit is a 99p or less tier general what do you think
>>72810400
poulos means son of, the other one is the name phillip , son of phillip
don't know, it happens
>>72809939
*gets him sacked for a joke about white people*
>>72810450
and papa is priest, son of phillip the priest, go figure
>>72810396
yes went to geneva, interlaken and lauterbrunnen
would anyone care/even notice if it was sikhs/hindus/buddhists/whatever instead of muslims?
>>72810450
oh cheers
Why do Northerners do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8
>>72810418
There's 14 in the whole country so it'd take quite a lot of effort 2bh
>>72810450
How many 'p's in your name?
>>72810502
only one from poulos
>>72810480
Hindus, yes. They can be quite aggressive
Sikhs and Buddhists, no
dont think ive ever replied to a swede in my life and don't plan on breaking the streak
how long is the cool down on a 4chan pass? 30 seconds?
>>72810476
Nice. Just here for the scenery and quiet cities. It's extremely comfy so far
>>72810480
Indians are top lads, really integrated
>>72810396
Went to Lugano once from Italy
Was nice, was quite funny to see all the shops selling watches, Berettas and cars to tax avoiding Italians
>>72810480
Sikhs are bro-tier
The leaf talks to vegetables
Greater London wasn't born here.
>>72810387
Wrong
Aberdeen - 4
Edinburgh - 20
Glasgow - 28
Dundee - 6
Inverness - 3
*eating raw minced meat* *again*
ah ahhh
>>72810515
Dimi Konstantopoulos?
>>72810584
>edinburghka
>>72810396
find you swiss shifty as fuck ngl
>>72810463
literally never happened in all human history
my mates new gf has 2 kids. utter cuck.
>>72810584
>Inverness - 3
howling, what are they doing up there
pls gib islands we gib your sheepies
ROOOXANNEEE
Allahu Akbar, lads
buzzing from xanax
>>72810260
Yup, RRP is £12.20
Well?
>>72810627
yet you're the one shitposting on int at half 11 on a sunday night
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>72810536
30 secs on /int/ like 10 on /pol/
>>72810660
virtue signalling
>>72810660
that's so thoughtful
>>72810660
Good. its the absolute least those cunts can do
>>72810602
papadopoulos, son of priest
>buying a pass
is there a surer sign of a runt?
off to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlJx7YV0ICM
>>72810660
ah yes that'll do much
they're all coming back to life!!!!
>>72810637
no the penguin shit is ours
>>72810666
unsure what the relevance of that is
*virtue signals for the gf to make me breakfast*
>>72810698
not having a pass?
>>72810655
Shit dude! This is in posh shitty Oxfordshire too!
the london is good meme has to stop. its tricking so many uni people chewing them up and spitting them out.
>>72810142
Go toward Brigton waar dhe fowk welkom en give good cheer to outlanders wi' kneevs, dhen bloody spanners.
>>72810660
If they actually cared about the victims they would've either taken their scarves off or not done anything at all. Protest was clearly about themselves. Christ what has happened to the world
>>72810716
chuckled
>>72810584
Sorry lad, was following this list and it's inaccurate - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mosques_in_Scotland
Where'd you get your list from though? If it's from Google maps it's incorrect 'cause it's counting uni Islamic societies as mosques.
>>72810695
What is Greek for 'shithouse cunt'?
Greater London was born in Russia.
https://youtu.be/Nk7FCxWeIdA
The curry connoisseur is much better than that little nigger
>>72810712
cucks are patricians
better get some sleep, I'll need it for work tomorrow
why do you keep getting tricked by this water filter salesman
he is a good meme and can hit on the truth occasionally but pulls this shit all the time. you recognise clickbaity shit when it comes from MSM, why not infowars?
>>72810716
Loved that book when I was younger 2bh
Had forgotten it existed
>>72810754
>slav
No thanks
>>72810757
lol ok
Lock 10 Brits in a cage with 10 Irishmen and there'll be 10 dead Brits
>>72810753
just use malakas with sign of displeasure.
or I guess, spazarxidis for ballbuster
>>72810800
Phenomenal post
>>72810800
West Brits that is
>>72810800
pretty sure car bombs kill everyone
>>72810747
wish that swastika was my bollocks
>>72810772
fuck off runt
The Baitul Futuh Mosque (English: House of Victories), also known as the Morden Mosque, is a mosque complex in Morden, London. It is Britain's largest mosque, and one of the largest in western Europe.
the mosque covers an area of 5.2 acres (21,000 m2) and the full complex can accommodate up to 10,000 worshippers.
>>72810800
indeed, the irish are west british
>>72810400
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_name#Greek_surnames
>>72810584
are we talking actual mosques or just 'random houses converted to muslim prayer centre' here?
cause I used to live near one such house that all the local kebabs would go to and it certainly was not a fucking mosque
Lock 10 Brits in a cage with 10 Irishmen and there'll be 10 irishmen with sore arses
Lock 10 potatoes in a cage with 10 Irishmen outside the cage and there'll be 10 dead Irish
>>72810850
Corr blimey
Tongue hurts
Wisdom teeth hurt
Nose is blocked up
Got a sore throat
Work tomorrow
Help me lads
>hmm.. how to make this entry level janitorial job more appealing.. I know, we'll call it senior hazard disposal officer
>>72810850
East Irishmen that is
Greater London isn't British.
Lock 10 Brits in a cage with 10 Irishmen and there'll be 20 Brits then
>>72810834
>5.2 acres
ahaha
no wonder londoners can't get housing. it's all being used for mosques
>>72810885
No I don't like that one
>>72810705
different species
>>72810850
north irishmen that is
>>72810800
they'd all be suicide bombers
the greeks still here?
>>72810910
sure
>>72810700
nitey nite Simpsons' poster
>>72810850
j-just be gentle please.
>>72810869
how do you want me to euthanase you senpai?
>>72810903
dont care
genuinely didn't know greece still existed, thought it was like rome
Lock 10 foreigners in an anime imagine board and you'll have /brit/
>>72810937
East Irish
family laughed at me when i tried to argue that it was unethical to give birth to someone with a disability
they just called me a nazi
dad asked if it was unfair that he gave birth to me
i said it was, i never consented to being born to die
they laughed at me even more
only my brother in law tried to take me seriously
goodnight lads
>>72810931
Lethal dose of morphine please Mr Shipman
Just going to watch the latest h3h3productions video
>ireland is part of of the british isles
therefore irish are brits
>england isn't part of ireland
therefore english aren't irish
is mass effect andromeda an mmo?
>>72810280
inshallah
>>72810963
Maybe you should stop being a gay little bender with a punchable face and a tenuous grasp on life!
lock 10 Alawites in a cage and place them on top of a building and Bashar Al Assad won't airstrike you
why is ireland called the republic of ireland if its not a republic
>>72810904
the christcuck woman is what surprises me the most
I expected the pavement apes to act the way they did
>>72810983
want your bollocks crushed as you slip into the ether? It'll cost an extra 10 bob but it's very popular
>>72811037
Sure
>>72811019
hmm thanks for the advice
>>72811012
fuck off paddy
googled it and it turns out i've independently discovered antinatalism
>>72810989
r3r3ddit more like
>>72810992
Well formally the government of Ireland have rejected the term 'British' Isles and furthermore it's more of a reference to Roman cartography than Britain as a political entity
Englishman are terrorist scum that need stamped on by the boot of Irish nationalists
If you could rid the world of all sentient life with the press of a button, would you do it?
The Irish are a pathetic subclass of people
mum literally believes the state should sterilise men and women if they have a child and and cannot provide a reasonable level of support for it
came out of nowhere, shes a tiny little old lady who likes knitting and things
>>72810963
my family call me a nazi because im racist
>>72810922
you said poulos means 'son of'.
i know someone whos surname is just poulos. is that a wrong greek surname?
>>72811083
what would be the point
>>72811083
Yes
>>72811061
mashallah brother don't mention it
>>72811093
Good lass
All retards and mutant freaks need to be aborted too (not me im healthy and intelligent and normal)
>>72811083
not unless you don't suck me off
>>72811083
No I value my life, I'd do it if it was just for Ethiopia however
>>72811092
New Zealanders are Irish anyway
hila's english has improved a lot
>>72811083
but then only africans and muslims would be left. would not want to subject Earth to that.
>>72811134
I am English
>>72811093
i agree. me mum's fiancee has 3 kids from a previous marriage, no real job. 2 of the kids have mental disorders. can't believe he kept popping them out
>trying to argue that we need to reduce the population
>mum tries to bait me into saying "kill all the disabled"
this fucking woman
absolutely despise virtue politics
>>72811104
never really met anyone with just poulos,
we use poulo in like "ton poulo" like "fuck off"
no idea where that comes from
>>72810983
Considering writing a Shipman sketch for the medics' revue but not sure if that'd cross a line
>>72811166
Don't care Ængle scum
would any yanks here let a brit sleep on their sofa?
benders need not apply
>>72811166
>i am english
so a celtic germanic mongrel then
>>72811107
Fuck. Good question.
>>72811179
hmm interesting. might raise this with her next time i see her.
>bombs high streets
>assassinates royals
>murder civilians
>including children
>supports suppressing the democratic will of northern ireland in favour of his own personal beliefs
but dee english are dee terrists ya see becuz me great great great great grandaddy was a wee babby da big bad englishman pinched his jacket tatey
>he's a condom and creampie virgin
>>72811127
how'd you slip through the filters then
would let any /brit/ lad sleep on my lounge if they touched my willy once
>Arguing about politics with your family
That's what got my granda shot!
>>72811205
>question
do you see a question mark you khat-munching mingi cunt?
>>72811211
she pretty?
>>72811083
Yeah
>>72811168
My mum unironically believes the tories are actively trying to kill poor people
Glad i left all that nonsense behind, the gf is a standard kind of omg fuck trump lefty but im slowly moulding her into a radical centrist
P.s. there's nothing wrong with killing all the disabled
>>72811204
>a celtic germanic mongrel
just like the rest of europe
including yourself
>>72811083
top top chebs
>>72811263
>dad's premier argument against reducing the human population was a trump impression
ahhhhhhhh yes
>>72811246
Why so mad, m8?
Haven't listened to the Gorillaz since their 2nd album
Are they worth jumping into before the new album is dropped lads?
>>72811204
Nordic Slavic mongrel actually
>>72811213
The troubles didn't just come out of fucking nowhere
Stormont oppressed the catholic minority on a ridiculous level whilst prods in the south were treated adequately. You brought it upon yourself. If the economic climate of the U.K. turns to shite you'll see a swift change in 'democratic' fervour. Not that Ulster Scots deserve a democratic vote they are planters and usurpers.
>>72811252
yeh shes quite attractive. cracking pair of chebs too. bit of a tomboy though, or rather, not very feminine. wears trousers a lot and watches footy
>getting drunk on a plane is literally a fanatical dream for canadians
>>72811306
move on you sad act, it's over
>>72811288
need a giggly israeli gf
>>72811323
Do Canadian flights not sell/give booze?
>>72811303
then u aint english m8
gf just sent me this
>>72810112
lol wolvo what a shithole
t.man from wolvo
>>72811122
>>72811339
You brought it up
I'm not even reading anything posted here anymore haha
piss poo arse farts wew lad wahey
*does a cart-wheel*
>>72811339
Catholics outnumber Protestants in the North so I suppose it will be settled soon lad
>>72811352
You have Hooters in Britland?
need a chavy slag gf 2bh
for some reason girls with gummy smiles really get me going
would pay the paddies to take NI back tbqh
>>72811306
>padraig crying about BIG STRONG ULSTER SCOTS again
>>72811374
actually you brought it up with, and I quote, "Englishmen are terrorists"
have phimosis but too self conscious to do anything about it
>>72811386
i dont think so
>>72811317
have you already seduced her?
>>72811418
tried being yourself?
Ireland is full of whiny & pitiable crybabies who wet their nappies every day
Did not even realize the clocks changed until 5 minutes ago.
>>72811401
Excessive vertical length of the maxilla is objectively unattractive.
>>72811409
Ulster Scots aren't big or strong lol
They're weak little cowards who got slapped around in every conflict with the Irish without the backing of the British army
Without Britain you would be overran and slaughtered
How could you be so delusional as to think ulstermen "big" and "strong", they are scummy drug addicted alcoholic scrotes
Greater London is a foreigner.
>>72811404
would pay you to keep them but you already do haha!
>>72811363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69QMKHg5eYc
>>72811442
couple times
>>72811104
is her name sam?
Northern Ireland must be eradicated
>>72811281
>implying
im a pureblooded gael. My lineage can be traced back to Fionn mac Cumhaill
>>72811426
So your gf is American?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2_c8PnbsU
ABSOLUTE STOMPER
>>72811445
Funny that's all you do ye fucking rodent, cry about the Irish
Did your uncle get his legs shot off by the IRA too? Seems to be a high prevalence of english people living in New Zealand or Australia with dead relatives by Irish hand
>>72811487
You are a smelly scrawny genital wart who can't eat potato XD
>>72811487
i'll hail some cum down your throat if you don't shut fuck up lad
>>72811487
ah yes a runt descended from a runt king
business idea: stop bullying the irish and the irish poster stops being so aggressive
Scalding hot truth bombs incoming, would advise l*yalists not to read.
UDA/UFF killings:
209 (~80%) were civilians, 12 of whom were civilian political activists
11 (~4%) were members or former members of republican paramilitary groups
37 (~14%) were members or former members of loyalist paramilitary groups
3 (~1%) were members of the British security forces
UFC/RHC killings:
414 (~85%) were civilians, 11 of whom were civilian political activists
21 (~4%) were members or former members of republican paramilitary groups
44 (~9%) were members or former members of loyalist paramilitary groups
6 (~1%) were members of the British security forces
PIRA killings:
1,013 (55.5%) were members or former members of the British security forces, including:
581 (31.8%) were classed as civilians, including 34 civilians employed by British forces, 8 members of the judiciary, 19 alleged criminals, and others.
59 (3%) were alleged informers.
46 (2.5%) were loyalist paramilitary members: 31 Ulster Defence Association (UDA) members, 1 former UDA member, 13 Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF)/Red Hand Commando (RHC) members, and 1 Ulster Resistance member.
8 (0.4%) were members of the Irish security forces, including 6 Gardaí, 1 Irish Prison Service officer, and 1 Irish Army soldier.
excluding alleged informers, 6 were members of other republican paramilitary groups: 4 Official IRA members, 1 IPLO member and 1 Real IRA member.
>The IRA killed proportionately less civilians than either the British Army or the Unionist militias
>Inflicted more casualties on British soldiers than they lost to them, becoming one of the few insurgent groups in history to have a positive casualty ratio against a regular army
>72811570
not a single word
>>72811516
Ive got absolutely nothing to do with ireland you sad desperate cretin
Only grievance they've done unto me (other than post on 4chan) is making London remove all rubbish bins so you little terrorist zygotes couldnt plant bombs in them
Fuck the dirty smelly Hun scum
Fuck the British bastards
Death to them all
>>72811570
shan't be reading a syllable of this rubbish
>>72811619
hey i just watched mulan yesterday
not a fan of the russians
>mass effect 2
>kotor 1
is there a more runtly"favorite video game"?
actually unironically going to bed
>>72811643
What happened to him
>>72811644
Ocarina of Time
>>72811619
we could literally wipe you off the face of the earth if we wanted to.
>>72811450
your women love the BUSC (Big Ulster Scot Cock)
>>72811643
me before and after my finals hahaha
>ira blew up chippies and cafes
ahhh yes better nor enrage them or else you might have to drive to the chippy one suburb over
>Work tomorrow
>STILL can't sleep
>>72811644
Any elder scrolls
Morrowind may not be played by normies but it's shilled endlessly to the point I doubt the sincerity of most people
Any 3D Fallout
>>72811552
Phone poster here what flag is that???
>>72811570
Also take into account british agents killed by the IRA were marked as civilian deaths
>>72811619
this is /brit/, if you don't like us then leave
>"""""""civilians""""""""""""
>>72811672
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Alexander_Litvinenko
>>72811710
>Any 3D Fallout
new vegas is vidya kino m8
>>72811675
kys
>>72811686
You couldn't wipe the cum out of your wife's womb after I'm done pounding it you feeble little rodent
>>72811715
Lithuania
>>72811730
I guess but it's also shilled to the point where it's like morrowind
why are the irish so short and frail?
bought a record player today haha
dark souls is unironically ludo as fuck
>>72811715
Its Ethiopa don't listen to that other guy
>>72811730
this desu
new vegas had characters with more charisma and development that you never actually interacted with than anything in fallout 4
fuck the Huns the dirty little rats need drove into the Irish Sea and drowned ibrox is a pig sty needs fucking bombed fuck the UVF smelly little scumbags
All in good fun lads!!!!
Every day I wake up and white people still exist
Can't be dealing with this for much longer
Why don't the Slavs like foreigners?
>>72797836
>>72797836
>>72797836
>>72811767
Inferior pikey genes
also why they're such keyboard hardmen (insecure about weakness)
>>72811785
It's a very good game but it was too broken to be my favorite
MISSING CARALAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioO_TNg54No mood