atlantoid master race edition
/balt/
VERY tesco thread
>>72806234
why do blacks love posting gifs of her
thats basically the same passport
>>72806420
don't understand this mememe
if "free energy" was possible we'd know about it, it is impossible to keep that kind of secret
>>72806353
>still have the union jack on your passports
bit racist desu lad
whens trudeau gonna fix that and get rid of the queen/every other remnant of your white anglo history?
>>72806420
t. mononational paki runt that's never left his estate
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/makers-minstrels-mms-maltesers-made-12800588
FIRST TOBLERONE
NOW THIS
HAPPY BREXIDIOTS??
CRUCIFY
THE
TAIGS
lads
>>72806420
tesco gimmick
FOY
>>72806441
>>72806441
>>72806441
virus do not click
>>72806438
beyonce is the only current successful black role model since all the others have died
My passport expired and I doubt I'll ever bother to get it renewed.
>>72806457
pakis in britain are multinational by their very nature you tesco leaf
>>72806453
Trudeau is a Monarchist.
There is no major Canadian political party that is THAT treasonous
>>72806482
ermmmmm do you mind
>>72806482
thread splitting runtoid
>>72806482
shannot
you arrive at an american college frat party
>YO DUDE IM GONNA SINK A SIXER OF BUD
happy shopper tier of posts ITT
>Donald Trump's staff 'wiping their electronic devices' in anticipation of giving evidence
Wow
Wonder what it is they're trying to hide
>>72806516
*bud lite
>>72806442
the morning larp
>>72806510
>>72806514
>>72806515
who the fuck do you think you're talking to
>>72806526
aldi post
>>72806528
fake news
Louise Mensch is a genuine lunatic
>>72806481
Good post
>>72806503
>Trudeau is a Monarchist
i believe he may pretend to be to keep a semblance of patriotism but i doubt he does deep down t b h
business idea: use communism as an aesthetic and ignore the parts about proletarian revolution
why are brits such consumerist drones? you've distilled your social classes down to corner stores
>>72806516
*takes a single shot*
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>responding to the German commie
>>72806557
Vlad
>>72806557
Nah mate she's a peng ting
>>72806589
He is Danish and he's a better supermarket than you, Tesco.
Tesco isn't a bad shop, i'd say if you shop solely at M&S and Waitrose i'll have no time of mine wasted on your existence.
>>72806564
>tfw there's no religion mechanic so you can't make your country Zoroastrian
>>72806586
LIDL tier posting from this leaf
>work tomorrow
>>72806570
this, but with fascism
it's a meme ideology but it does have dank aesthetics
can someone give me a quick rundown on the tesco gimmick?
>>72806612
quintessential farmfoods post
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.
really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
>>72806566
No one really knows what Trudeau thinks deep down.
The man is a sociopath
>>72806516
OLEEEE OLE OLE OLE
OLEE OLEE
FLIP CUP!
OLEEEE OLE OLE OLE
OLEE OLEE
FLIP CUP!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*claps*
*smacks table a couple times*
LET'S DO THIS
Rewe style thread.
>>72806639
Lidl is THE premier shop in the uk if you aren't scared of europeans.
>>72806516
*Sips my red cup*
WOAH NO WAY THATS CRAZY MAN!!
>>72806643
absolutely tesco
>>72806643
It's a One Stop tier gimmick, ignore it.
feel like pure shit just want him back x
business idea: liberal democracy with fascist/stalinist aesthetics
>>72806516
>all the girls standing in a group talking to one and other
>all the guys standing with other guys
lol
just joined the international intersectional trotskyist revolutionary resistance socialist workers equality party
if you believe that millennials will be permanently set in their leftist ways for the rest of their lives you're retarded
its literally been a joke for the past 60 years that everyone in uni is a commie and they grow out of it
>>72806702
alri comrade
going into a lidl feels like you're on holiday on the continent
>>72806702
good lad
>>72806702
splitter
>>72806691
theres literally nothing wrong with one stop
>>72806442
poser
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-angela-merkel-nato-bill-defence-ignore-usa-germany-spending-a7650636.html
Mad fucking cunt
>>72806694
waitrose post
macdonalds presents: business idea of the day: encorporate advertisements into business ideas to make some revenue from your gimmicks
>>72806703
But what about when they don't?
All these netto posts, baka desu senpai
don't care about supermarkets all the food I eat is rubbish anyway
>>72806731
one bratwurst (which is on sale right now) is 50% of your daily recommended saturated fats in a single wurst, now there are 5 or 6 of them in the packet so that means you have to eat several meals of bratwurst within a few days after you open the packet, dire.
>>72806481
>>72806564
wish I could get into strategy games
>>72806702
>trotskyist
>>72806771
can see this business idea going the same as safeway
What's a gabber sesh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g51DmE-wCbc
Is it what all the normies are doing these days?
>>72806442
union rep in my place always leaves a copy of this (or a very similar commie rag not actually sure) and in the canteen and I would wind him up about it by calling it hippy nonsense
he'd fall for it too but copped on over time
>>72806761
get it RIGHT up ya ya fucking hun slag
quite a Safeway thread
>>72806777
utterly B&M bargains post this
>canada had the nicest looking ensign flag
>got rid of it
>new zealand has the ugliest looking ensign flag
>they voted against changing it
woah
>>72806674
this guy get its
>not being a rational consumer
>>72806810
EU isn't difficult, go pirate it now
"“Why, of course, the people don’t want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece. Naturally, the common people don’t want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship…
Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
paki shop
despise narcissists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97OlCXwjiuU
Peep Show is FUNNY
>>72806838
woolworths post this
family is arguing again
someone is crying
>>72806828
sommerfields post
>>72806821
pretty pathetic gabber sesh if you ask me
>>72806875
morrisons tv series
>>72806877
ah yes, the heron foods of families
business idea: socialist union of britain and ireland under the austere leadership of commissar jeremy corbyn
>>72806798
saturated fats are what we evolved on
do you think our apish ancestors busied themselves with the guzzling of plant oils when agriculture wasn't invented and large, meaty animals were plentiful?
I can tell you shop at Tesco.
I always envision my posts as Waitrose when really they are probably Londis
not seen many M&S posts so far
up your game lads
>>72806912
under australian leadership would be better x
>>72806838
We now have one of the most recognizable flags on the planet, only after US/UK, and maybe Japan/Germany.
>>72806482
where is she lads
>>72806902
Please cheer me up lads
hoping to move to texas lads
never been to Waitrose in my life
went to M&S a few times and everything costs £5 minimum and is actual real food and not just chemicals bundled together
>>72806838
Canada is the disgraced middle child acting up to get attention. Getting their arsehole pozzed 24/7 by a black African and outlawing criticism of Islam. They'll grow out of it though
>>72806877
>someone is crying
thats actually just me hundreds of miles away thinking about my life
> tfw autistic and have to complete the sign captchas perfectly
>>72806838
>Canadian ensign
>Nice
No it wasn't. It looked like shit and probably the main reason we got rid of it so easily
That being said I'm still salty our flag isn't a red ensign. Fucking Liberals
>>72806953
poundstretcher post
>>72806929
If only the jewish fuck machine was here, every post he makes is M&S tier
>>72806838
>Red ensign
>ANYTHING but gutter-tier garbage
>>72806938
I remember this meme.
More like rememeber haha.
>>72806953
>Getting their arsehole pozzed 24/7 by a black African
what did he mean by this?
Thank you, God bless you and God bless the United States of America
>>72806976
utter waitrose post this one
>>72806950
Waitrose is the same except even more expensive.
Once went in there and some old pensioner bloke was paying for his weekly shop and it was £200. Absolutely heinous.
>>72806913
I'm trying to lose weight :/
Why are you rating peoples posts on a scale of supermarchet's when they are a completely subjective taste. Calling one a Tesco post could be Waitrose tier to some and vice versa
>>72806838
best one tier post
>>72806979
this is cleaner, that looks like a pirate flag
our blue ensign was way better 2bh
red ensigns are kinda shit looking
Considering a move to Memphis.
>>72806983
*pounds fist*
>>72806912
>>72807026
carrefour post
>>72807026
read the official /brit/ supermarket power rankings
Good morning servants.
>>72806982
>complain about how much you hate us
>still have our cuck stamp
SCREECHING
>>72807033
disagree desu
NEED A GF NOW NOW NOW
sainos is the best supermarket though we can all agree on that
Ugh the Paki girl on Gogglebox is bloody fit
>>72807013
Fuck off yank
bedtime getting uncomfortably close ..
>>72807026
ICELAND
>>72807072
ASDA.
>random youtube narcissist girl from stabborough, ontario who talks about her life is now the second most popular youtuber, makes millions of dollars, and has interviews with bill gates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcHrGALInA
This is peak postmodernism
>>72807079
Sainos is Asda-tier
>>72807082
ASDA post
Stop talking about your shitty meme UK shops
>>72807075
Thought you people were suppose to know what jokes were
>>72807077
home bargains post
>>72807082
this is an imageboard
post a pic or i will have the janny deport your arse
>>72807079
*lidl
Business idea: Become a valet at a hotel frequented by billionaires but each time they drop off a car drive it away to a secret location then sell all the cars and live happily ever after
>>72807134
stupid idea
reminder the olympic park is the size of an entire town and is utterly empty most of the time
>>72807129
POST THEM ALL
>>72807134
Think I did this mission in GTA once
>>72807107
Iceland tried to sue Iceland for being called Iceland
B&M
>>72807114
>is now the second most popular youtuber
'no'
>>72807149
quite nice on summery days though
feeling pretty worthless today lads :(
>>72807127
>>72807114
>billionaires talking about how to fix the world
shant
when I was mentally ill I had just "bumped into" my highschool onitis and she excitedly yelled out my name and asked me about my life and I just smiled and nodded before opening up my backpack, pulling out a stack of pictures of her on holiday with some guy I'd printed off her public profile and started screaming "Are you fucking each other?!!! Are you fucking each other?!!! Are You..." before being booted in the back of my legs by two old men and falling over and vomiting from the pain.
My mum keeps asking "why aren't you on facebook? I want everyone to see me wish you a happy birthday!" And I have to mumble noncommital reasons cause there's no way I'm telling her why I need to stay the fuck away from social media.
>>72807114
Just killed myself
>>72807178
Feeling pretty Tesco I see
>>72807114
bill gates is the new leader of the globalist NWO
>>72807177
is it? what happens there
>>72807149
>small town
not really
>when uneducated people ruin the country with one voting
Must feel bad.
>>72807187
good lad
>>72807203
>>72807167
>>72807124
>>72806982
ALL tesco posts
>>72807218
muggings and stabbings
Just got back from Matalan, still surviving on year old sweets sold in plastic cups with dome lids.
>>72807114
I hate loud reddit Americans like this
>>72807114
>canada gets east asian and qt paki immigrants
>we get nothing but paki nonces and slags
doing a "reeee" tb h
>>72807190
Billionaires are the most successful members of society though. They are in the anals of power, why wouldn't they decide
*kills the radio star*
>>72807218
just events
food trucks
quite a big park
they should have privatised more of the lots around it though
>>72807231
Morrisons
>>72806353
Hi /brit/
I made this OC 4 u.
Suggestions on next one?
coco pops for dinner lol
>>72807269
>the anals of power
Business idea: Isle of Man TT on mopeds
Wish vffor thw end
>>72807209
been laid off since january
i think i might start looking for a job this week.
>>72807285
London doesn't have many muslims relative to other towns/cities in the UK
>>72807285
me in the boat
>>72807270
LOVE this post, be my gf
>>72807020
I live RIGHT next to one and shop there every day for convenience. It's killing me. If you just get all the waitrose essential shit and frozen stuff, it's not actually that bad.
going to be living in a basement in less than a week
>>72807261
matalan closes at 16:30 on a sunday you lying prick
Reckon Poleaboo is only becoming a woman due to internalized homophobia
>>72807293
>he's not a power bottom
>>72807197
Fucking hell this is funny
might be a naughty boy and have benzos two days in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNxZBoRv6VY
kek when did this happen
>>72807269
>the anals of power
ONE JOB
>>72807269
because me and the lads are gonna take all their shit and give it to the people
>>72807285
Would like one of the Queen doing a handstand on a dolphin
>food trucks
ah yes £6 for a wrap
Feeling quite depressed atm lads
Just one of those days
>>72807243
Nearly had happened with us, luckily brexit won
>>72807285
suggest that you improve the quality on this one you lanklet
>>72807319
Been on the bus for hours, live in a barn
>>72807256
3 of those are me
>>72807243
You lads have been shit ever since you voted to leave the Soviet Union
>>72807317
primark post
Business idea: F1 in these
what are some 'podcasts' I can listen to whilst cycling
Post slags or I'm going to /gif/ for my bedtime wank
>>72807352
Lidl
>>72807374
Tesco: The automobile.
what are some 'podcasts' I can listen to whilst crying
>>72807340
>>72807293
>Falling for my ruse
B&m bargains posts
>>72807328
dont laugh
>>72807374
Downloading the f1 right now
Business idea: we stop the TT because it's literally guaranteed that a rider will die every year
>>72807409
record yourself crying then listen to that as you cry.
low IQ have more diverse opinions than any other group
High IQ people are intellectual sheep
>>72807336
when the entire planet including even the literal planet itself had better things to do
>>72807395
Farmfoods post
>>72807389
>>72807409
I like:
No such thing as a fish
Roderick on the line
Infinite monkey cage
You Look Nice Today
>>72807447
CEX post
>>72807389
Joe rogan is by far the best
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/autistic-gym-member-called-stupid-10076593
Well sperg'd
not a fan of the captcha forcing me to recognise the sovereignty of US stop signs
high speed 2
the M&S of infrastructure projects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDWMqwXU9dQ
>>72807355
Not happening. It took me at least a good 3 minutes to get rid of the Ferris wheel alone, that is more then I usually spend on a pic alone.
>>72807463
Day today post
>>72807447
Marks and Spencer tier post
who wittgenstein here
>>72807395
pakis are very bad. they should not be let into the country. or allowed to live among us.
>>72807264
points based system desu
also this
Can you mongoloids stop diluting my Ritz-tier Tesco gimmick with your Tesco-tier posts.
This is an exclusive, luxury gimmick.
>>72807389
chapo trap house
>>72807507
lidl post
>>72807493
proper TK Maxx post, this
>>72807437
they are willingly accepting that risk
stop trying to wrap everything in cotton wool. might as well ban planes because it's guaranteed that hundreds will die every year.
>>72807510
Quebecois are no better than pakis who refuse to assimilate because m-muh kulture
>>72807475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cA3eflIqYs
true
>>72807507
Poundland
>>72807507
Food bank post
Business idea: Isle of Man TT with only /brit/ posters on the bikes
>>72807567
quebecois are more like jocks
>>72807507
alri waitrose
>>72807527
home bargains post
willy willy bum bum
the gf (gun friend)
>>72807466
'ddit literally 'ddit please go back to tumbler
>>72807592
>>72807603
charity shop tier posts
>>72807507
DFS post
>out of cigarettes
>shops are closed
>>72807603
Absolutely Ocado post mate
"Cilantro!"
>>72807619
pret a manger post
>>72807551
>>72807570
>>72807577
supermarket ranking posts confirmed for paki meme. knew it all along desu.
Business idea: Luxury gimmicks. Gimmicks available to only those dedicated enough to decode.
I take my inspiration from the early days of the Rorke gimmique and will be using the same mould to create futher devastating gimmiques.
>>72807475
>>72807466
whats the ricky gervais one literally everyone has done, is it any good
Business idea: banish spastics and the elderly from civilisation
>>72807619
Patel's news post
This shop posting is getting really annoying.
I get it, you've got a new toy, I know you'll get bored of it eventually and move on to the next one, but still, tone it down a bit
>>72807648
Bargain Booze
>>72807650
Homebase
>>72807648
superdrug post
would admit I'm an alcoholic but theres no-one else in the room
>>72807608
You don't have a tesco's idea what you're on about.
>>72807656
ancient XFM shows, not podcasts.
>>72807569
Is this real? What ep is this??
>>72807650
Singhsburys post
How much longer do you reckon cokelad has left
>>72807684
Spar post tbqh
>>72807684
Woolworths post
Anyone else absolutely creasing at these supermarket posts?
In absolute stitches, can't stop crying with laughter
>>72807567
>be founding culture
>get called paki
interesting
>>72807702
morrisons post
>>72807684
Premier cornershops
>>72807684
wilko's post
>>72807684
Completely agree, it's getting a bit boring now. Absolutely M&S post.
>>72807709
Wirral?
>>72807684
Fuck off you costcutters wanker
>>72807702
absolutely co-op
>>72807650
>Rorke
>Early days
>Devastating
confirmed from brand new paki fresh out of pakistan.
>>72807619
londis post
not a single one of these is funny you know
stupid teenage retards
>>72807732
ocado post
>>72807743
londis post
>>72807705
please explain to me why this isn't the pinacle of 'ddit?
Also they did do a podcast you numpty
>>72807730
laughed at my own posts but disappointed at the other ones
I'm part of the 1% so I'm not even allowed to name the most high end shop
>>72807745
Booths post
>>72807730
Absolute argos and a half
>shop posters
>>72807789
the most tesco post I've ever seen
>>72807789
Distinctly gamestation post
>>72807789
walmart post
>>72807789
B&Q post
Calling someone with a mental disability ‘stupid’ is similar to mocking a guy in a wheelchair
Edeka Niemerszein thread
>>72807809
Harvey Nichols post
>>72807817
Imtiaz of Karachi post
>>72807789
Lebara post desu
>>72807809
this post has blockbusters written all over it
Can I hang here? The Swedish general is overrun by newfriends thanks to a leak
>>72807844
Shopmobility post
imagine being a foreigner, maybe thinking about visiting Britain or trying to learn English, and stumbling across this thread
what must they be thinking
>>72807684
curry's post
>>72807789
I just came on to enjoy my evening /brit/ to discover it was overrun with literal children spamming their ebin memes. oh well, off to drink beer and watch fargo. wish they could be 14 years old somewhere else.
>>72807864
costco post
>>72807869
Farmfoods desu
>>72807869
must be feeling a bit shoezone
>I just came on to enjoy my evening /brit/ to discover it was overrun with literal children spamming their ebin memes. oh well, off to drink beer and watch fargo. wish they could be 14 years old somewhere else.
>>72807864
Ikea post
Forgot to have dinner again lads
>>72807864
Not exactly an ICA post
>>72807881
homeless shelter post
>>72807881
This post is right in the Shoe Zone
>>72807881
selfridges post
>>72807864
lidls post
>>72807866
>>72807875
Incredibly pathetic JFs trying to fit in
give your heads a wobble sad pricks
>>72807869
a littlechef post if I ever did see one
>>72807869
that this particular thread is frequented mostly by children, i would imagine.
>>72807881
absolutely premier
>>72807907
co-operative funeralcare post
>>72807907
Maccies drivethru post
*puts this on the bluetooth speaker to relax*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8E4GPdu4k
ah yes
>>72807684
asda post
>>72807881
Alone and upset elderly person in an ASDA at Christmas post
>>72807931
Sports Direct post
imagine being a yank or jap tourist coming here on holiday and discovering the country is full of horrible underclass blacks and muslims. must shatter all their preconceptions about the UK. utter waste of money too.
>>72807931
unnamed Paki mobile phone accessory store at the train station post
>>72807931
halfords post
>>72807950
JJB post
>>72807950
this is amigacore
>>72807950
starbucks post
Rubbed Vaseline all over my face
Hope it clears up my dry skin haha
>>72807931
I was born in Aylesbury you absolute offlicence
>>72807889
>>72807899
>>72807911
>>72807929
I'll take that as a yes. What are we doing?
>>72807805
reddit is defined, for me, as the following characteristics:
> Extremely yankish
> Cringey
> Conformist
> Unfunny
I do not see how a podcast where british people discuss several humorous factoids is remotely reddit. Do not reply to me again with your tesco verbiage.
>>72807931
KFC drive through post
>>72807950
post office post
>>72807969
clinton's cards post
>>72807969
Only if they visit London. Very Lyca post, sort it out mate.
>>72807898
>mfw people used to tell me i looked like Will at my last job
>feel forced to wear contacts at my current job so no one realises
>>72807931
waitrose post
>nobody has made a greggs post yet
wish i could spray you all with freezing cold water. not hurt you or anything, don't wish you harm. just something that would make you shut up and go somewhere else.
>>72807982
rasheed
kew gardens overground station has million dollars homes and a tesco express, explain it
>>72807950
tune
>post anything
>guaranteed (You)s
Liking this meme lads
>>72807989
Paki cornershop post
Greggs thread
>>72808028
nobody's being racist enough
>>72808014
London is the only decent place in the UK though
Everything else is an ugly runt shithole with grim people
>>72808031
local paki shop post
>>72807996
Walmart post
>72808047
Bi-Low post
>>72808031
i have a heart condition and would unironically die from the shock if you did that.
>>72808028
Pound Bakery post
>>72808031
*enjoys it*
*starts stripping as you mercilessly spray me*
ahh yes daddy
punish me
>>72808044
pets at home post
>>72808054
lycamobile post
>>72807950
quintessentially HMV
>>72808069
twat
>>72808044
tescos are everywhere irrelevant of wealth
>>72808054
CEX post
>>72808028
Fords post
>>72808071
Fuck off
>>72807996
i define reddit as:
>extremely liberal (check)
>cringey (check)
>conformist (check)
>unfunny (check)
>>72808068
coles post
HAHAHHA
>DUDE LE SUPERMARKET POST RANKING LMAO
Fuck off. /brit/ isn't for spamming you bandwagon runts
>>72808028
>>72808049
>>72808050
Ruined it, was waiting for a rorke post
always assumed The Look Of Love was a Bowie song ...
>>72807950
>dutch """""""music""""""
>>72808028
absolutely jenkins desu
>>72808044
at the end of the road is the royal botanical gardens
>>72808110
but theres no sainsbury's or even waitrose in proximity
>>72808069
i dont think this is true