/brit/

FUCK CARA

jan that leaf

>>72804213
I'd like to.

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hang the poor

the warden won't be best pleased with this outcome

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>leaf edition

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woah wtf im utterly terrified of a pack of retarded drunk plastic paddies who will destroy our country

>>72804148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xe5cQDIbMs

leafs are the worst posters on 4chan

U W0T M8!?

Want to watch the f1 since Vettel is my waifu but there were no good torrents earlier, will check again now

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sidecheb

>Oh my god Anon you'd make such a good boyfriend?

There was a massive copypasta detailing their very origins right through to today on one of these boards a few years ago. I think it's on a website, too, but I can't remember it.

I vaguely remember a key moment where a police officer had evidence of them in their early days detailed in a book and he got struck by lightning and died before he could even stop them.

business idea: relieve Venezuela

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Rate the 'inyl collection lads

>>72804274
After Aussies

>>72804268
>david icke

hmm yes shan't be watching this

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*declares independence*

>>72804318
>14 vinyls
>a collection

>>72804328

stay ignorant then

>>72804318
most reddit collection of music i've seen lately, intensified by the fact you bought it on vinyl then took pictures of said vinyl.

any of you ever eaten in frankie and benny's?

>>72804318
babbies first day on /mu/

>>72804332
So you're saying you are a rebellious Brit?

>>72804274
Silence peasant.

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>>72804311

>>72804378
that's what americans are.

>>72804318
i have untrue on 'l as well
+1 and golded

>>72804383
I could knock your head clean off your shoulders with one swipe you mollusk
don't reply to me ever again

>>72804318
>>72804364
>>72804370
>>72804377
>>72804405
agreed

>Day off work tomorrow
>Have to spend it going to the dentist, taking stuff down to the dump for my dad, taking my car into the garage

Fucks sake I cannot catch a break

redpill me on jews

>>72804433
they're fake

>>72804394
what democratic governments have we toppled? name at least three (3) please

>>72804410
You'd break your limp wrist if you even tried it, Serf. I could knock you half way across the pacific ocean with a sneeze.

>0-1

OH I AM LAUGHING

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ate the recent '''''acquisitions''''' lads

>>72804433

they have been hated throughout history because of their shapeshifting abilities

>>72804448
>>72804456
snap

>>72804190
i like the blue eyes black hair combo desu

>>72804433
people blame us for lots of stuff
(a lot of which isn't our fault)

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>be woke politically active female on twitter
>also look like a pornstar

Ah yes, I am sure I am going to listen resectfully to what you have to say, very impressive

>>72804472
you ate all of those?

>>72804472
why did you eat them?

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had a chebs gf before

now i want an arse one

>>72804456
syria, iraq

>>72804499
>us

North Yorkshire or South Yorkshire?

>>72804534
North of course.

>>72804472
i rate some of those

>>72804332
That is a French soldier right?

>>72804501
>this is a 10/10 in briton

>>72804534
There's no such thing as South Yorkshire.

>>72804506
wew wew wew wew

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

S E 1 5
E
1
5

>>72804522
not directly but okay. and that wasn't 3

>>72804534
Radical midlands Yorkshire

>>72804534
west yorkshire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2RZXeQc5HU

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>>72804456
Chile
Guatemala
Honduras
Haiti
Iran (1953)
Brazil (1964)

>>72804473
fuck off swooce

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*twats you*

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>>72804506

>>72804456
Iran - Operation ajax:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1953_Iranian_coup_d'%C3%A9tat

>>72804571
>blue uniform
>holding american flag

Wew lad

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gf went over to miami with the girls and sent me this

mmmm

>>72804473
the fuck language even is that?

>>72804653
Greek

>>72804639
ur gf is a black man

ahh yes the irish

>>72804592
interesting. yeah, I expected a lot of latin american countries

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>>72804394

>>72804639
Are there people who haven't seen this image already

>>72804653
>.pl

French.

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>>72804318
this is the only vinyl thing i own
its nice for the novelty but i dont see (or, dare I say it, hear HAHAHHAHA) the point

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>>72804639
imagine that was your daughter

>>72804728
BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>72804637
>making a joke about how it was the french soldiers who won the war
>not a bunch of untrained undisciplined fags

>>72804731
mmmmm I'd fuck her t.bh

>>72804728
Never liked the look of 'er

>>72804746
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER

Holy shit this Nationwide advert is the most cynical thing I've ever seen

>Theme of Mother's Day, is a shot of a mum and son as she listens to a poem written about how supportive she was to him through his life and when his dad died

W E W
E
W

Marketing people need to be herded up and gassed.

>>72804506
>tfw gf has tiny tits and a massive arse

Best of both worlds, when I'm groping her or fucking missionary, she looks like a little girl, when she's on her front or doggy, she's like a wide-arsed milf.

>>72804728
wow so brave x xx

>>72804728
i mean yes she is very attractive but for some reason i cant quite put my finger on ive never been into her

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ah yes, women

>>72804773
>untrained
>undisciplined

You do realize that a fair amount of soldiers who fought in the French and Indian War also fought in the American Revolution on the Patriots side, you stupid fucking brit.

>>72804579
That can't be true desu, I'm getting my pension with the South Yorkshire Pension's Authority

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>>72804688
sadly true

>>72804819
did the mum have a black boyfriend?

>>72804591
also

>Graduated UCL with BSc (Hons) Statistics, Economics & Finance
literally perfect

business idea: regulate all adverts to just be still images that are only on the tv for 5 seconds with no audio

>>72804824
>tfw gf
stop lying

>>72804688
doesn't make any sense.
>britain is going to become a colony of itself

tfw no gf with a fire ass pussy

*tells you that you are a terrible person*

>>72804838
>someone actually made this

>>72804872
go further and make them all vintage 50s drawings

just stuck my index finger in a pot noodle and left it there for three seconds for no reason at all

hmm

>>72804838
Christ

Why are you guys making fun of that imperialized guy.

>>72804852
Yeah, completely made up mate, you're not going to see a penny.

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>>72804925

just stuck my finger in my bum and left it there for three seconds for no reason at all

hmm

>>72804838
Wonder if proper /r9k/ women exist. There has to be at least a few autistic, lonely mentally ill women on there.
>>72804920
*cries*
>>72804877
Britain basically created Saudi Arabia, which exports Wahhabism

>>72804850
shut up you daft piece of shit retarded yank cunt
the """""""""""french and indian wars"""""""""" (aka an irrelevant sideshow to the real war in europe) was won by native brits

not by that faggot george washington who literally started the war against the french, a war for which he sperged out when we tried to make you demand pay the bill

neck yourself cunt

>>72804838
is that a jc denton pillow?

>>72804972
Fuck's sake, I've been had by the northerners AGAIN.

>>72804838
Post more of these.

>>72805013
wrong

just stuck my finger in my mum and left it there for three seconds for no reason at all

hmm

>>72805013
So he had no military training whatsoever?

>british education

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>>72805028
>>72804979
>>72804838

>>72805006
He has autism right?

Watching the Stacey Dooley documentary on anime nonces in Japan. She's VERY judgemental desu.

no stop posting the weird r9k women pictures

they're really weird and I don't feel comfortable

>>72805006
timothy "no lips" byrne

i like matt easton 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwMtqUIQwU8

>>72805063
that's the least of his worries

Dare each and everyone one of you to watch this with the sound fully up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk

>>72805071
is she trying and failing to be /our guy/ louis theroux?

>>72805075
PRETTY PRINCESS POINTS

>>72805060
There's something with him... But I don't what. Did he had a seizure after some substance abuse?

>>72805063
no, he has a genuine mental illness

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bf sent me this

>>72805103
this is offensively bad.

>>72805062
>>72804979
>>72804838
grim

>>72805063
schizophrenia

>>72805063
probably more schizoid personality disorder or something similar to that. he seemed very stressed and agitated during the dentist/eviction saga but looks a bit better recently.

>>72805130
wow modern technology is so amazing

It really servers for the greater good

>>72805103

in awe of how terrible this is

>>72805041
incorrect

>>72805054
why yes when i said untrained i literally meant every single one was never trained before and not that the vast majority were undisciplined yes i wasnt aware of the yank contribution to the """"""""""""""french and indian war"""""""""""""""" yes before hand i didn't know george washington was a general in the british army who literally broke an international truce and yes i wasnt being facetious yes im sorry

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>>72805162
>>72805062
>>72804838
>>72804979
>>72805075

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need a smelly r9kbot gf

>>72805103
don't think i could get through it without slitting my wrists desu

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Are you Wojak or Pepe lads?

For me, it is Wojak

>>72805109
Yeah she's nowhere near that standard. The problem with her and Reggie Yates, the other documentary maker in the Louis Theroux mould, is that they'll spend half the documentary telling the viewer what to think. Theroux stood back and let the subjects of the documentary speak for themselves.

>>72805103
>black 'culture'
ah yes

>>72804292
'Kin'ell lad

>>72804297
bint

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what should I ask for if I want this haircut?

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>>72805192
International truces are for bitches

>>72805103
Goldberg really has done a number on civilisation

>>72805205
>>72805204
>>72805062
>>72804979
>>72804838
are these meant to be an imaginary girl of anon's dreams or are they based on someone real that the artist knows
or is it a female version of the artist?

>>72805246
Ask for the silenced singer

>>72805215
both

>>72805265
girls make them for femanon threads

>>72805215
little bit of both 2bh. doing ok for myself though so its not all bad.

>>72805205
What do you think fembots are like?

>>72805265
they're just women, various women and how they think

>>72805265
yes

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WHEAT?

>>72805204
Why is that Vita so huge? Is everything else in her room tiny?

maybe it's you u u u maybe it's me e ee

>>72805288
>doing ok for myself
font

>>72805204
is that calendar thing a real thing you can buy or just made up?

>>72804996
good post

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>>72805204
>>72805062
>>72804979
>>72804838

>>72805215
wojak except im not good/average looking
4/10 at best

When are flame shirts coming back into fashion lads?

>>72805215
I just want to die. I don't have any of those other problems.

>>72805215
Not racist, not beta, try not to be bitter, not a neckbeard, doesn't go to college and probably not that intelligent and i dont think im skinny.

>>72805283
dont think id mind an /r9k/ gf

>>72805215
little bit of both, more on wojak side

someone told me if you say 'Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe' 3 times in front of a mirror and turn the light off and on, Tim will appear behind you and drown you in bio-oil.

*glomps you*

>>72805265
they are definitely made by someone who knows women

ah shit i've forgotten, whats that thing deaf people use to read with?

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>>72805368
someBODY

>>72805359
>the cement
>the beheaded pepe
>the "the stash" box
>the"pepe!" sand timer
what the fuck does this mean

>>72805414
*Pushes you to the ground*

Don't EVER touch me you disgusting American capitalist pig.

>>72805431
braille

is there a nicer sound than a scooby exhaust

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excuse me lads could you watch these towers for an hour or two? popping out for dinner

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>>72805413
it's true

strachan out

who /havingagayol'time/ here?

this is it, from now on ill get my shit together. it didnt happen the previous 457 months but its finally time

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>tfw you grew out of r9k and discarded your depressed r9k girlfriend and have upgraded to /brit/ and a 6/10 gf

>>72805431
their eyes

>>72805431
Their hands

>>72805431
eyes

what are pretty princess points?

>>72805483
>discarded your depressed r9k girlfriend
that's very mean

>>72805454
one of them is on fire, is that normal?

Vast majority of you are leading a tesco tier life

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Based on the position of the aircraft from eyewitness statements and video footage, the aircraft was in a banking left turn in its final moments, as it appeared that the plane might have otherwise missed the building or merely scraped it with its wing. Upon crashing, the plane was banked left. Those who were on the left side of the plane would, therefore, have had a clear view of the towers approaching, with one burning, until the final moment of the flight

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>i've upgraded to /brit/

checked /r9k/ and literally the first thread

>R: 153 / I: 36▶
>Post in this thread and I'll pray for you to get a loving gf that loves you and is beautiful and that is perfect for you. You've got nothing to lose

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this pic gave me 8 simultaneous erections

>>72805519
Come on! Are you that autistic?

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>>72805519
good boy points but for girls

Why do i love sitting face down arse up so much lads, feel like a perv

>>72805519
You'll never get any Merkel don't worry about it

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>>72805527
just need a tesco gf now

>>72805529
how does it disintegrate


obvious fake

>>72805563
haven't been on /r9k/ for a very long time

>>72805563
they can't help being german

>>72805555
is that a drug deal in the background?

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Rate the collection, lads.

Many of them are original pressings from date of release given to me by my grandfather like the first Zeppelin album and the Johnny Cash albums

>>72805527
dire gimmick

>>72805569
she tries so very hard not to be tesco but she's absolutely tesco

>>72805529
its cool in slow mo, looks like something disappearing into water

Went through a spell of /r9k/ posting a few months back

It's a very depressing but alluring board. the /britfeel/ lads are nice people.

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>>72805368
Never.
However, flame boxers are soon to be all the rage.

>>72805529
do you think it hurt?

>>72805582
*it was a hologram*

>>72805553
Better than this shit hole

>>72805529
Weird how there are people here in the thread who didn't witness this live.

>>72805604
Don't have enough fedora images in my 'dora folder to do this image justice

>vinyl

SCREECHING

>>72805606
Hello Poundland.

Reading /brit/

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Hello cultureless Brits and wannabe Brits

BASED COLDPLAY

1-0

this is not a drill

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>>72805483

>tfw you grew out of r9k and discarded your depressed r9k girlfriend and have sidegraded to /brit/ and a 8/10 gf(boy) whos a bit mental because of all the hormones

>>72805681
>tfw you'd go to deck him for being such a runt and he'd knock you clean out

reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>72805624
I remember posting there when it first started, before the fedora tippers moved in.

>>72805595
probably just arm-wrestling

>>72805648
hopefully not, the change in momentum was probably sharp enough to kill them instantly. If not there's enough debris flying about on the inside of the cabin to kill you very fast and then it blows up. I think its safe to assume no one on that plane survived for more than 2 seconds after collision

>>72805675
got any kiwis for sale?

>>72804501
have you got a name? not going to engage in political discussion I swear.

just want to cum

>>72805604
Not bad/10
Could be better
Could be worse

>>72805685
>COLDPLAY
tesco

>>72805685
???????????

>>72805569
does sara support the national team

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>>72805678

>>72805604
don't understand why people buy modern albums like royal blood on vinyl

it's just the compressed digital mix printed onto the vinyl so you may as well download the MP3

pedo moderator on vg banned me for calling him out as a nonce

>>72805681
how should i be reacting to this?

>>72805678
When I go shopping I rotate product on the shelves so the French side faces the back, if I notice it.

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>>72805521
She agreed that she was holding me back, so I had to let her go.

She used to be a lot nicer and cuter but once we got together she
>became really lazy and rude
>never wanted to do anything with me
>never wanted to have sex
>never initiated any dates
>would put her headphones in during the middle of conversations
>was disgustingly messy, like had no sense of throwing away gabage or flushing
>didn't want to get a job or go to uni
>didn't want to leave my condo ever
>never did any chores
>snored
>had autist rage fits when she would hit me and I obviously wouldn't risk trying to defend myself because I don't want assault charges
>actually hit me with a plate once
>broke a family heirloom grandfathers clock from my late grandfather who was the locus of energy in my small family

She deserves to be alone

>>72805739
Newfoundland needs to be annexed by Quebec, they can't even fish properly.

>>72805758
>american saying nonce

You deserved it

>>72805730
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this will not slip!

>>72805759
if you are a physically inferior specimen like most of /brit/ you are supposed to ree at the screen and defecate

>>72805721
They are endangered. I have notified Interpol

>>72805782
Do you think I'm going to read a word of this?

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>>72805732
ireland

>>72805826
slut

>>72805569
don't tell me she actually works in fucking tesco...

"le commie slags xD" has been one of the worst gimmicks ever

>>72805801
all im seeing is a guy who takes care of himself and has got a fairly qt gf. good for him.

>>72805797
>can't even beat canada
Never gonna make it lad

bit sick of commie slags

are there any national socialist slags on twitter

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>locus of energy

>>72805782
>>didn't want to get a job or go to uni
>>didn't want to leave my condo ever
>>never did any chores
>>snored
>>had autist rage fits when she would hit me and I obviously wouldn't risk trying to defend myself because I don't want assault charges
cute

>>72805815
Sorry what did you say?

Please summarize your post, its currently a full 5cm long on my screen

throwing apples out my window at the normblots again

'Welsh' means foreigner in Anglo-Saxon.

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>he watches soccer

>>72805782
>She agreed that she was holding me back, so I had to let her go.
felt sorry for her here then i read the rest, you made a good choice x

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>>72805851
yeah she transferred to the tesco in manchester

>facing down another work week
>forced to work this Saturday as well
>will be another 2 weeks before I get a proper weekend of being able to not think about work

wish a meteor would smash right into my skull

> Small, independent specialist shops
> Farmer's market
> M&S
> Waitrose
> Morrisons
> Lidl
> Aldi
> Tesco, Sainsbury's
> Co-Op
> SPAR

>>72805739
Not a Newfie but I unironically enjoy hard bread.

little boots is shit

>>72805857
>what is a friendly

>>72805681
this pisses me off. ugly cunt with a shit tattoo

>>72805918
is she still doing history

>>72805918
no wonder she's a turbocommunist

Been stalking the ex gf on social media for about 10 years now.
I'm engaged to someone, so is she. I think it's just become a habit now more than anything

got bigger tits than most women hahahha

>>72805940
yeah

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>>72805929
>making excuses

>>72805948
Co-op, bordering SPAR.

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>>72805948

why do morrisons sell out of date stuff

>>72805925
>M&S above waitrose
>Morrisons above Tesco or Sainsburys
>Lidl above any of the above

>>72805955

I bet you dont, you didnt even post a picture to prove it

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reckon Kalabalawhateverhisnamewas was listening to Blur when he mowed those people down in Westminster

probably shouted at them to 'GET SOME EXERCIIIIIISE!'

>>72805826
>taig

into the bin

>>72805698
>>72805681
Weak cunt could knock his head around could delocate his knees with my shotgun hands

>>72805948
I know that exact feeling, except I'm not engaged, and I haven't been on a date since, while she's married now.

>>72805991
all supermarkets mark down on-date items in the late afternoon

>>72806005
tesco

>>72805918
she legitimately looks like the 5th member of kiss

r/ireland is the most pozzed subreddit I have ever seen

>tfw budgens life

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WE'RE BACK BABY

>>72806050
cringing

>>72805940
first year

history

at man met

and she says she's close to admitting herself to hospital because of all the stress and anxiety

>>72806008
listening to some blur right now haha

>>72806044
what about r/unitedkingdom

Why isn't north Ireland trying to secede too?

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>r/ireland is the most pozzed subreddit I have ever seen

>>72806033
>all supermarkets mark down on-date items in the late afternoon
no no

I was buying soup a few days ago and some of the cans had 2016 on them
and some of the bread is also several days out of date

>eat a curry
>nose starts bleeding

ah hmm

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>listening to some blur right now haha

Is there a better combination than Canadian and British passport? New Zealand and Swiss?

>eat cheese
>headache

hmmm

>>72806073
winning

>>72805918
jesus christ I worked in a supermarket ... WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN

>>72806102
>cans
cans take fucking decades to go out of date

>bread several days out of date
ask to see the manager and give him a rollocking

Reckon free limitless energy has already been discovered but the oil companies have killed anyone that dare release it

>>72802448

>>72802448

>>72806143
I HAD MY FIRST LOVE

what does a girl feel like?

>>72806151
I reckon it hasn't.

>>72806151
doubt it

>>72806151
don't believe this

>>72806151
And why shouldn't they? They know that free energy is available, might as well maximise their profits until the oil runs out then wheel out free energy to save society collapsing while relaxing in their huge mansion estates.

Am******'s trying to insult my posts are quite amusing

>>72806151
same as the cure for cancer

the market for cancer drugs and treatments is too massive

>>72806151
>free limitless energy

no such thing

Beyonce isnt beautiful. Rather mundane and redundant.

>>72806172
dunno

>>72806234
YAAASSS SLAAAAY QUEEN

>>72806151
>free limitless energy

that's not how it works lad

>>72806233
uuh, it's called the sun love

>>72806234
gets more beautiful the whiter she gets

***k *** **** ***ts

>>72806234
She is very tesco

>>72806234
Feel the same about Jennifer Lawrence. The media keeps trying to tell me she is hot but I really don't find her attractive at all. Her face looks like she's been stung by a big bee

>>72806172
Hungry

>>72806221
sure sign of a runt when someone unironically believes this

Denmark and Scotland fucked up my accy. Was on to win £40 from £1

on the poo again

*like the song On the road again

>>72806205
i agree, but it's why capitalism is such a cancer and environmentally fatal

>>72806280
I find her attractive

>>72806277
stop trying to force the gimmick of turning the word tesco into an adjective

business idea: everyone goes back to the wild and becomes hunter gatherers again

Me and you and a dog named Poo
Travlin and a livin off the land