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>I dont smoke weed edition
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>tfw superior Anglo Saxon
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>>72798223
British twinks
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>>72798223
British Chavs
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Zan fish is shit
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Did all the chavs become Deanos? I just don't see them around any more
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I don't puff the chron

Pastor Pete told me to stay away from the Devil's Lettuce
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>>72800444
oh look like we've got a psychic person here!

haha fuck up derek acorah
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anime
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what the fuck does this thing do
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>>72800189
They still exist, they're just polish or yugo nowadays
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the gf
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>>72800563
Keeps the box from touching the cheese, also serves as a mini table for mice.
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>>72800563
Haven't seen one of those in a decade
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606 lads.

Robbie Savage salt mine.

England fans mad England won
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>>72800563
Keeps the top of the box from sticking to the cheese.
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I wonder what the people on 'communist twitter' do with their lives.

I'd imagine they're in university.

Seriously if you're still doing that role-play shite past 22 you need to have a word with yourself.
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why are my arms so thin and how do I fix that
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>yank edition
>dude weed lmao edition
dire choice
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>>72800557
Am I not right though?
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in here lads
>>72794171
>>72794171
>>72794171

>>72800639
commie twitter makes me angry and wince in equal measure
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protecting my ears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPZc9JYdkrQ
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>>72800609
>willingly listening to r*bbie s*v*ge
don't do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAu1oVeVFU4
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>>72800563
The sheer amount of grease on that is astounding.
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>>72800639
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>>72800603
>also serves as a mini table for mice
:)
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Saw Manchester by the Sea last night, good film desu
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how do i get the ol' ex gf to suck my willy without thinking we're back together? she's just really good at it
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0161
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>>72800667
Just wrap them around me so everything will feel okay.
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>>72800679
Woah sorry derek acorah
haha why arent you off hunting ghosts?
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>>72800746
trannies on tap
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>>72800741
Just get it out and shove it in there
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>>72800714
white """"women"""" fuck dogs
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*has a word with myself*
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got voted the most attractive person in school when I used to go and now I havent had a gf in five years
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wtf i love ulster now
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>>72800878
ironic ha
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>>72800878
Bet your ego was in the clouds back then.
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out walking the dog lads
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>>72800915
Actually no I was pretty autistic but I only had friends because I was attractive and could fight well
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Woah...
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you arrive in hampstead heath
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>>72800950
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Starting to get sick of having no money

Might have to get one of those "jobs" people keep talking about
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give me some dystopian film recommendations lads

seen all the obvious ones
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>>72800816
Top shelf post
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>>72800960
Wow is that actually Hampsted Heath? And jf's say there's no nice countryside in the UK, 1-0 us I guess
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>>72800950
Are they still your friends?
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>>72800995
the one with the train
AND SO IT IS
snowpiercer
not really the dystopian-type but good x
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Im getting real fed up of this Bradley Lowry stuff, i know that sounds edgy but I mean he's hardly the only kid in the world to be dying and yet he seems to be here there and everywhere
Plus he looked like a smarmy shit on the football today, guarantee he always pulls the dying card to win arguments on the playground
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>>72801054
mate
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How true is this?

Bit mad

Somebody redpill me on the Pharisees
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>>72801007
shittier
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>>72800950
>but I only had friends because I was attractive and could fight well

Did you go to school in a prison?
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Piers Morgan defends Trump

Feminists support men cutting their dicks off and calling themselves women

The right wing are using LGBTQ+ rights to support their anti-Muslim views

We live in fucking bizaro world, right now. Everything is subverting eachother
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>>72800956
Who's 'them'?
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>tfw radicalized
it's not my fault tho, right?
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>>72801076
screeching
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>>72801068
no idea who that is

sounds to me like you need to disconnect yourself from tesco-tier information sources
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>>72801089
Bella is ugly
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>>72801104
It's cause people said mean things to you, so you had to do it.
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*gives my head a sort out*
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Gimmick idea: Everyone tries their hardest to post original, hilarious material over the next hour.
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>>72801089
grim
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>jfs
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>>72801098
No on the first day someone said something about my mum and I grabbed him by the scruff and pinned him up against a wall and repeatedly hit him, no one fucked with me after
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>>72801104
>radicalized
fuck off yank
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>>72801007
>those sandals
Still don't get how some people find it attractive t bh
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>Youtube intellectuals

Literally just memeing faggots summarizing Wikipedia articles.
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>>72801068
Agree desu and was going to post something similar on /brit/. The whole thing is just deanos virtue signalling
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>>72801152
this is some new uncharted territory
kinda scary
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>>72801167
That was me you fucking prick.

If you still live in Wakey let it be known I'm on the lookout for you.
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making a budget
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>>72801190
>faggots
fuck off yank
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>>72801203
Ill smash your chin into fucking shards sonny jim
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>>72801227
Don't ever count these in my post:(you) ratio
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>>72801190
wrong thread AND board lad
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Absolutely Tesco-tier thread
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>>72801228
fuck off faggot
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Lads would 35c-40c be bearable in low humidity and slight wind?
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>>72800563
It's where you place the dipping sauce
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chai latte haha
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Why is every single British town exactly the same? You can go to a retail park/high street in ANY town and correctly guess what 95% of the shops will be. Only difference being slightly different layout of the roads
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Business idea: construct a massive monument dedicated to myself, put a fancy bar in it and charge an entry fee
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Just did a Tesco Value post.
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>>72801248
You'll be shitting shards of teeth when I bash them in with a spade you fucking brush
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>>72801292
Yeah
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@ 72801278
Poundland-tier post
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>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>72801319
Aye no sweat ya fucking dung picker
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>>72801332
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
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>work tomorrow
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>tfw work at Poundland

get to tidy up after working class women all day
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>>72801311
This is why people live in London, Bath, York, Edinburgh, etc

Or a small market town
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>tfw work for Tesco
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>>72801227
i am 12 of the (you)s in this post
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>Moths return soon
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>>72801311
Because people like everything to be the same.
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>>72801363
Do runts still shoplift from there?
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nothing wrong with Tesco
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>>72801398
>bees and wasps everywhere soon

>im fatally allergic to them
haa -a ha ha
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>>72801292
yeah but you get fucking roasted by the sun if you don't stay in the shade and dress properly

also any remotely strenuous activity makes me turn into a boiled egg in that heat
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>>72801398
Absolutely love moths, beautiful creatures.

They can land on me any day.
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>>72801332
FOF
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>>72801355
No work tomorrow :)
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>How can you blame all muslims for the actions of one nutter? All right wingers need to be shot.
The Guardian, I fucking swear...
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Just bought two bags of heroin and some crystal meth anyone got any tips for a first time drug user?
Never even smoked weed. Am I going to die?
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>>72801398
Moths are completely harmless. Already seen a few this year.
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nice night out there again
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>>72801345
>FAGGOT
fuck off yank
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Room smells like vagina
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whatalittlegend
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Just saw some mug take a picture of the sunset, might go cave his skull in
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>Just bought two bags of heroin and some crystal meth anyone got any tips for a first time drug user?
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DEH
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>>72801484
maybe you should step out for a bit
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these faggot yanks ruining another thread
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>>72800565
Yugo's are actually genuine niggers tho
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>>72801462
is that a bloody VOLCANO on the horizon
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>>72801500
Why do state school mongs always wear their ties like that?
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local weather channel says this is going to be one of the biggest moth seasons in generations, globally
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>>72801514
filtered
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Bet all you fucking runts in here get hay-fever too

Who /no allergies/ here?
Who /white, blue eyes and tans well/ here?
Who /likes the spring/early summer months/ here?
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>>72801530
looks cool
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After all, it is a common fact that women are more interested in the tough guys and tough guys known to smoke tobacco.

> Tastes good
> Smells good
> spice up
> relaxes
> Provide social Boost
> Women are weak
> Other men give appreciation
> Looks cool anyway evening
> While waiting to give to do
> September to get out of bed in the morning
> Good piece of cake for protecting the army
> September take a break from work
> You can always offer a gentleman cigarette
> Or fire
> Remains well in the mouth

Bonus:
> Wasting 3-7 times a week for 1 hour at the gym in order to get a woman
> Could many times more pussy in plain tobacco smoking,

List of good reasons to burn could go on forever .
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>>72801456
Mix them together and use a needle. It's called a goof ball.
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>>72801545
>tans well
Rasheed
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>>72801508
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>72801545
Here

Best time of the year
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>>72801432
this desu but specifically on my willy/balls area
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What is it with British girls and flabby blotchy arms? That's what stands out the most to me. Why are the arms always flabby and blotchy?
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>>72801530
there was a direct correlation between how short your tie was and how cool you were
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>>72801503
lmao never noticed how hilarious that was until /tv/ pointed it out
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*wakes up in your arms, turning around to meet your eyes with mine*
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>>72801495
This actually looks like a /pol/ edit

>>72801500
Pic related
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>>72801562
t. pasty glasses wearing autist
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>After all, it is a common fact that women are more interested in the tough guys and tough guys known to smoke tobacco.
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>>72801522
yes
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>>72801602
Rasheed to the max
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>>72801545
>hay-fever
more like gay-fever haha
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Why do I always feel so depressed the day after heavy drinking?
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>>72801545
good post
literally see people with hayfever as subhuman
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>>72801593
how the FUCK DID YOU GET OUT AGAIN
*starts scrambling for the shotgun propped up against the wall in the corner and you start squealing deafeningly and defecating in the sheets*
FUCK
*BANG*
*BANG*
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>>72801624
Nah lad
GLORIOUS fair skin and blue eyes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMwZHUxYkuk
rare chune
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I'm the last angry man, Patterson!
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>>72801629
haha, good man!
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>>72801663
>Nah lad
>GLORIOUS fair skin and blue eyes
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i think i might actually have real depression, not even the ironic kind
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anyone remember the cuckio meme
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>>72801660
*you miss both shots, i run out the door and into the yard*
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No british bf
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>and here we are today in the York University Library
*camera pans towards the beanbags*
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>>72801593
*gives you a kiss then puts face on your chest*
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really fucking hungry but I didn't get my mum a gift and she's downstairs and I don't want to face her

wat do
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Unpopular opinion;


Relapse was Eminems best album
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>>72801728
classic gimmick

what happened to all the lads at york uni
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>>72801705
looks like Shkreli
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wish fedoras would come back into fashion

everything is so casual these days it's a shame
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>>72801728
I go to york but have never set foot in the library

might go one day and take pics
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>>72801705
> BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFPP
> oi bloimy me crumpets are comin back out
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>>72801705
lad needs to hit the gym, christ those twig limbs
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>>72801545
>Who /no allergies/ here?
It seems no one does, I don't understand the /no allergies/ feel at all.
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>>72801735
go out to get something to eat and come back with a present
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>>72801660
love a good runtposting cavort
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>72801754
you're shit at dora baiting you utter mess
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>>72801735
call her mobile, tell her you're the local hospital and her brother/sister/mum/dad have been rushed to hospital
should buy you half an hour to get some grub
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theory: there is an inverse relationship between walking speed and frequency of sex
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>>72801792
Go find a white crayon and colour a zebra you runtoid
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>>72801735
have a wank
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>>72801754
>wish fedoras would come back into fashion
>everything is so casual these days it's a shame
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>>72801746
would literally batter someone if they said this infront of me
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>>72801813
*virgin sprints towards you*
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>>72801762
nothing wrong with being slim
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>dora baiting
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Wave2:buying weed! 1k ea
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>>72801775
it's 8pm on a sunday
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>>72801813
I walk fast and my gf walks fast too

we're a power couple and slow walkers are our prey
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just bought four ounces of cannabis for $259

best deal I've ever had
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>>72801845
Utter pleb
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>Tiny Tempah

aaaand muted
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>>72801859
should have though about this before then you selfish little cunt
hope you fucking starve to death
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>>72801837
how do people let themselves get THIS fat?

it's fucking disgusting
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mmmm
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>>72801859
Why don't you just go give her a hug and tell her you love and appreciate her and say something about how her gift hasn't come in the mail yet. And then you can eat.
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Unpopular opinion: Tubthumping was never a great song
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Lads, what's the sound ov de poliss?
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>>72801837
>'dora ing your own 'dora bait post
shambolic life you're living
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think I will have a full-fat doctor pepper with my lunch tomorow
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>>72801875
pics
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fucking hell lads such nostalgia from this song
reminds me of my first love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkXTG-AmzEA
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>>72801909
WOOP WOOP
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Make me a coffee would ya love x
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What exactly is Islam's endgame?

>Step 1: get everyone to hate them
>Step 2: ???
>Step 3: profit
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>>72801902
>walks on escalators

will admit to this aha xx
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>>72801847
there's slim then there's that, christ, looks like he's just woken up from a 7 year coma and has undergone complete atrophy
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>>72801927
>not a 1.75l of Coca-Cola

stay pleb
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>>72801927
heh
i also use full-fat for beverages
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>>72801929
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Okay lads I'm in a bit of a conundrum.

>aunt lives in spain
>she buys a new house and offers my mum her old flat
>mum says after my sister has finished uni and moved out she and I will move over there at the start of next year
>is willing for me to be NEET until then
>if I stay I have to find a job and place to live or be homeless
>if I go I abandon my life and rest of my family here
I don't really want to go but I'm not ready to get my own place yet.
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how do I fatten my stick arms
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oopsy daisy I hurt you again, crushed your heart in the palm of my hands
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>>72801993
>3.5 MB, 4032x3024

nope
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>>72801903
I'm autistic, retard
It would be less painful to shiv my urethra
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>>72801957
*devilishly makes a cup*
*see you extend your arm to grab it*
*pours it over your shirt*
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>>72801902
hate this
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by the way, the coca cola business
noticed how they reduced the regular size to 1.75L
and now they're branding the 2L one as 25% extra?
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>>72802008
>yuropoors
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>>72802009
Don't call me a retard.
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>>72801932
good post
can unironically going up town with the gf, buying the CD SINGLE of the below choon from hmv, then going back to hers whilst her parents were out and getting wanked off for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUyVpTADmiU

simpler times
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>been on the phone to the gf for 30 mins

will it end?
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or 15% oops.
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>>72801622
s h r o p s h i r e
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuubHT3T5ws
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>>72802052
retard
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>>72802060
Fuck me lad I'm nearly in tears used to sing all these with my ex back in the days. Fucking being a teen was the best days of my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0QFLZCH3FI
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>>72802045
all me
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>>72802114
ah yes, a regular on vang's sets
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ah yes high density is so desirable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dVArgNGmMk

can't wait until we have a population of 100 million, that will be so great (why i don't know, but just trust me it will)
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Clocks go back tonight lads
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>>72802100
>please dont look at my forehead please dont look at my forehead please dont look at my forehead please dont look at my forehead
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>>72802142
> mismatched bottoms and tops
WHY do girls do this
girl on the right is a good lass
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>>72802122
Stop RIGHT NOW. I swear to god I will drive up there and drink all of your milk and put the empty carton back in the fridge so next time you need milk you will be INCREDIBLY disappointed.
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felt bad for driving on euro truck sim whilst i was drunk
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What's it like to have a girl sit on your face

Does it look better than it really is
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>>72802142
2 > 3 > 1

Very fine line between 1 and 3. Three has absolutely zero chebs but her face puts her just ahead of 1. Would be interested to see them without glasses.
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>>72802135
me and the gf used to love this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB5GCoeBzYs

at least we got to experience teen love whilst we were young
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Does the Quran actually tell Muslims to kill people or is it an alt-right meme?
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>spring forward
>autumn back
never made sense to me
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>>72802191
feels like being suffocated by wet sticky ham with a slightly foul odor
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>>72802216
There are over 100 mentions asking to kill non-believers
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>>72802191
can be nice
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>>72802183
jokes on you i have a milk jug not a carton
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>>72802216
No, not in times of peace. If there is an actual war and you're fighting in it then yes.
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>>72802191
it's kinda nice to be surrounded by legs and bum and minge but you can't really do much

would be most fun in a femdom setting imo but the gf isn't into that
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>>72802216
The Bible does too...
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>>72802191
good if you want to feel like a submissive little cuck boy
alri though i suppose
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I gotta leave, I gotta go,
There's nothing here for me no more
I gotta be free, I gotta be
Somewhere that I can just be me.
And I run run runaway, run run runaway,
Run run runaway, I runaway.
>>
"And what do you do, sir?"

"I put milk in bags"
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>>72802258
I'll still drink all of your milk you fucking asshole.
>>
fb

/fhg01/videos/1388578181217425/

What are they singing?
>>
>>
>>72802319
some inbred football shit

can never understand what they shout and sing
>>
lads please post british anthems from back in the bluetooth days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB3eTR3cZ4Y
>>
Alcohol, grass, coke and seroquil lmao
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>>72802216
it's literally a war book
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>BUT BUT all religious books say it's ok to kill people!

hmmm maybe this religion lark is a bad idea then?
>>
>>72802363
It's something sectarian triggering the Irish lads so I'm intrigued
>>
>sister: have you lost weight?
>me: have you found it?
didn't mean to say that
feel really bad now
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Wanna slap some bags of milk around lads.
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>>72802216
It tells them to hunt and kill infidels and promises eternal agony to muslims who don't
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>>72802346
stop posting this fucking womble
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When I'm up I can't get down can't get down can't get level
>>
How do people have ordinary arms if they don't even work out?

My calorie intake is average yet they are so thin
>>
>work in 12 hours

end my life
>>
three six mafia is actually so good
>>
it is clear that heterosexual men are the nonces since they keep breeding females that at age 20+ look like children
>>
>>72802217
this is why yanks are the strongest race

spring forward
fall back

(secretly we also used to use the word fall but we decided to be posh and go hon hon hon le autumn instead)
>>
>>72802369
that's not a bluetooth anthem
THIS is a bluetooth anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dQkhKk5Kgk
>>
funny how nation states used to be focused on ethnic peoples within these states, stress on "one nation, one people", providing for the majority of the nation's group.

then nazis started to kill minorities and everyone got disgusted

now nation states are all about turning populations into hundreds of small minority groups rather than a singular majority group
>>
>>72801735
oh ho shite i fucking forgot, this is what i get for being an autist who consumes no media
>>
going out for a toke and a walk in the nature

see ya later nerds
>>
>>72802424
oh shut up about your arms and give us a kiss
>>
wasted like half a bottle of flash spraying at shitstains inside the bog
>>
>>72802428
fuck off i hate this gimmick
it's a lot better when i don't think about it but you cunts keep reminding me
>>
>>72802424

genetics
>>
>>72802480
I didn't forget I just actively didn't get a present hehe x
>>
>Ah yes I think I'll listen to what a bunch of brits that have never even read the quran tell me what the quran is about
>>
>>72802369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=ID&hl=id&v=yqLLDZvbG-U
>>
>>72802369
>>72802468
not an anthem but a classic video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbfcYU4Y2Xk
>>
>>72802424
define "ordinary arms"

also you can do physical work or play sport. there's more to being healthy than being some gym runt.
>>
>>72802406
Fucking prods
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>>72802551
Rasheed
>>
>>72802610
nonce
>>
>>
>>72802551
'sheed levels off the charts
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRUtdzTf8U

need a FAS-esque gf
>>
Proudly British DUP voter but said I was Irish when i was in America so women would like me
>>
>>72802216
probably does, but giving the time it was written such sentiments were hardly out of left-field. heard many times however the 'kill one person and you kill everyone' passage that gets thrown about is actually referring specifically to other muslims and not people as a whole
>>
>>72802694
tesco
>>
>>72802551

40% of muslims cannot even read lol
>>
>>72802651
I hate those

if someone asks for change, I can clock them immediately
if I have to read a plea, that adds about half a second for me to realise what they're after
>>
>>72802694
how do you feel knowing nobody in GB cares about norn iron
>>
>>72802694
but you literally are irish
just not of the republic
having to define yourself by a cardinal direction is the pinnacle of cuckery lel
>>
Might print out some notes saying 'please don't try and guilt trip me into giving you money by thrusting a pack of tissues that I did not ask for into my hands'.
>>
>>72802765
Don't care. You can't get rid of us. It's peaceful now. Unionists wouldn't take being cucked like the nationalists have
>>
>>72802536
Just wished her a happy mothers day, have no money for gifts
>>
Do any of you lads get random sudden bursts of tinnitus
>>
>>72802829
only when I'm tired
>>
imagine being a paki
>>
>>72802668
What the fuck is this.
>>
>>72802801
Yes of course. Scottish, English and Welsh people are exactly the same because they are on the same island
>>
>>72802853
cindy lou who
>>
>>72802848
can't imagine not being white
love being white tbqh
>>
New Top Gear a shit, jesus christ.
>>
>>72801735
Move out
>>
>deleting a thread 100 posts in
>>
HE
>>
QUICK

DRAW

JAN
>>
el janitoro
>>
>>
why'd he delete my thread?
>>
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he's here
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>he's here
>>
hmmmmmm yes
>>
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
>>
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNY
>>
wew
>>
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my feelspost got deleted

fucking janny
>>
>>72803801
FoY
/brit/s should have our flag
>>
>>72803801
because it was racist
>>
love the smell of the so-called gf lads
>>
*makes a new thread immediately*
*it doesn't get deleted*

ahh yes
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nut status: done in
>>
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A NEW THREAD?
>>
>>72803867
I have a German midget who licks my arsehole clean after every poop.
>>
>>72803952
>poop
fuck off yank
>>
>>72803952
tad jealous of you lot
>>
test
>>
just spend a few hours cleaning my flat up

feel accomplished
>>
J&
>>
Redpill me on the Rothschilds.
How did they start and how did they assume their massive power?
>>
Really have no idea why people rate Lexus
>>
*jumps out a window*
>>
going to make a cup of tea

except put the tea and boiling water and milk into a glass instead

im a genius
>>
>>72804107
how about we test drive those new sheets eh x
>>
>>72804107
When I clean my house it makes me feel more depressed.
>>
>>72804148
jews
>>
>>72804148
banking
and banking
>>
I need some encouragement to exercise other than shame and self-hate
>>
>>72804148
Every major war since the French Revolution would never have even happened if the Rothschilds didn't exist
>>
new

>>72804190
>>72804190
>>72804190
>>72804190
>>
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>>72804148
There was a massive copypasta detailing their very origins right through to today on one of these boards a few years ago. I think it's on a website, too, but I can't remember it.

I vaguely remember a key moment where a police officer had evidence of them in their early days detailed in a book and he got struck by lightning and died before he could even stop them
>>
>>72804148
probably began as roaming bandits, as all eventual dynasties/nobility did
>>
just stuck my index finger in a pot noodle and left it there for three seconds for no reason at all

hmm
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