What is your most honest opinion about Colombia and Colombian people?

I want to go to Colombia at the end of April. Give me tips.

i don't know about that country

women are ugly as fuck

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>>72796765
ftfy

i want my face to be permanently between colombian bunda

>>72796910
where are you going to?

>>72797166
flying to bogota, but other than that we don't know. medellin for sure. any tips? best cities for sights? best cities for partying and qts? best cities to get farc'ed?

>>72796765
I like Colombian girls (male)

>>72797220
>any tips?
avoid the poor neighborhoods and dangerous areas and you won't have nothing to be worried about
>best cities for sights?
Santa Marta, Medellin and San Andres, also not a city but the coffee region
>best cities for partying and qts?
Cartagena and the island San Andres are very turistic places so there's party everyday but Medellin and Santa Marta have a good nightlife too
>best cities to get farc'ed?
i don't know what you mean by that

>>72797584
please send coffee

>>72797584
thanks my friend, last one was a joke

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>>72797665
*sends you coffee*

>>72796765
The ones you post are beautiful. But... will they chop off my penis if they catch me staring at another girl?

My father formerly worked for a jewerly compagny whose business was articulated around the emerald mines that they owned in Colombia. He went there once or twice, and said he never felt too safe.

>>72798216
le surrender

Do Colombian girls like brits

>>72798240
Didn't you lot surrender in under two days, and doomed the Seventh French army with capture with your bullshit?

Not lekker at all!

>>72796765
I need to squeeze my bollocks between a hole in a wooden board and have her bounce her fat arse on my exposed manhood. Hearing me cry in pain while she laughs, her hair twirling around and her waist dripping with sweat

>>72798425
>all that text
And the rest of the world is dubious as to why we are so hell-bent on destroying your country.
Sigh.

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>>72798150
why do you think that?

>>72798291
probably

>>72798513
>your country
By blood this country isn't mine

>>72798521
>why do you think that?

Because of the stereotype of the passionate yet jealous latina.

>no colombian bf with whom do coke

>>72798548
Oh. Where you from?

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>>72798653
it's true that they're jealous but you're exaggerating it

Do not wind up like this guy.
http://www.expat-chronicles.com/2012/09/noah-goldberg-medellin-colombia-sex-tourism/

Also you will not be landing Colombianas like these.
https://www.instagram.com/elizabethloaiza1/?hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/linaposada13/?hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/danielaboterofficial/?hl=en

>>72798680
I was born here but I am a halfbreed, ergo this country was never mine. Ironic how the catholic secondary school I went to the descendants of Irish famine dodgers and quarter poles that told me to fuck off back to my own country, when all the Polish arrived with their kids in 2004 thats when all the primary schools in my area turned to shit.

The pakis are much much worse though, so I can't complain about whitey and I just end up hating myself

>>72798890
haven't seen you in a while, my black friend

>>72798927
Oh my fucking God. You Filipino-Brit fuck, I'd thought I'd remedied to your delusions last thread we were in together?

>>72798989
Why haven't I been replied to yet?

>>72799029
ok, here's your reply :D

>>72799029
>Filipino-Brit
Again, I am not Filipino I am British but I'm not Filipino I am not a citizen of the Philippines, anyone can be British as you well know.
>delusions
I am not delusional

>>72799074
Why not something more centered on what it is my father experienced with emerald mines? He had me see some of them, and they're gorgeous.

Why don't you have reputation for that?

>>72799148
What will you need to finally acquiesce to this being your country? Face it, you bask in British culture, your father's British, and now so must be your mother, you hate me like any good-natured Brit, etc... Pretty good.

Colombia is one of those countries on my list to colonise if the situation in the UK doesn't improve

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>>72799335
>What will you need to finally acquiesce to this being your country?
Send me a Summer gf for summer

>>72799335
>Why don't you have reputation for that?
we do, everyone that knows about emeralds knows that we have the most beautiful and unique emeralds in the world

>>72797665
Don't you have specialty shops in the US? Even in Lithuania we do.

>>72799469
My sister is lesbian.

>>72799484
Hmm, I do remember my father narrating that to me, and then denoting India as the country for rubies, and then which one it is for sapphires, but I can't remember which, though he wouldn't care since he also told me that sapphires are a hack stone.

Why aren't you named Emeraldina, like Argentina is Argentina? Would make the investors hurry to your country!

So are you an emerald miner?

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>>72799640
I don't want your sister I want Summer

>>72799640
>Why aren't you named Emeraldina
that is a pretty weird name if you ask me, Colombia sounds better

>So are you an emerald miner?
nope, why do you think that?

>>72799778
Summer isn't French.

>>72799840
>nope, why do you think that?
Don't know. Would seem like the likely profession for someone in a country famed for emeralds,

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>>72797165
This

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>>72799929
Then I will never acquiesce

Looked pretty cool in narcos. But I'm sure they make the poor areas a lot nicer and cleaner than real life.

>>72800324
poor areas looked like shit in Narcos, i don't know what you're talking about

>>72797133
goddamit. And here I am in Eastern europe thinking all latinas are curvy :D

>>72796765

How is you relations with Venezuela?

I heard last day that some venezuelans soldiers crossed the border into Colombia to bant and they raised a venezuelan flag...

>>72800645
If that's true Colombia is pretty noice. I just got back from zone 18 in Guatemala so I assumed it would be similar.

>>72802632
>How is you relations with Venezuela?
neutral at the moment

>I heard last day that some venezuelans soldiers crossed the border into Colombia to bant and they raised a venezuelan flag...
yeah, everyone is salty about it but i don't really care, as long as they don't do anything they can hang around here as long as they want, it's not like they're a treat to us

>>72796765
Northern lads, legitimately great bros

>>72796765
in Spain your country is considered trully shithole and probably the worst inmigrants with moroccans

no offence.

>>72796765
Colombia has top tier women, that's all i care about there

>>72798875
They won't chop your dick off of course, but latin women are extremely possessive.

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>>72796765
I like Colombian girls

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Exactly the same opinion about every other latin shithole that makes this exact thread every day with a pic of a cute girl fishing for compliments.

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>>72806540
>sara

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I like latinas

Stop posting our woman you weirdo

>>72809002
>our

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>>72809131
Our

>>72809358
>american flag
nope

>>72809676
Uh, yeah. You don't get to define who is and who isn't Colombian

>>72809779
yes, i do

>>72799929
Summer is American, from San Anto, TX

Hot women
Criminal men

>>72809779
Does he get to bring friends?

Why do most Colombian girls have feminine penises?

>>72815391
You're disgusting

the Colombians we get must be very different from the ones Spain and Chile get.
Here they are people in their 20s trying to get a college education (for free), and work as cashiers in places like Starbucks, or waiters, or call centers. Although I have seen some Colombians who did get their degree and are working here as doctors (tengo a mi padre en un geriátrico, la fonoaudióloga es colombiana, y en dos traslados en ambulancia para hacerle estudios nos tocaron doctoras colombianas)

From Chilean and Spanish posts It seems they mainly get criminals.

>>72818643
well, you already said it, most of them come here to study, and probably we get some scum too, but isn't as notorious as the decent ones, Chile and Spain maybe get the ones who go there for money

>>72816844
Are u white ppl over there? Cause all girls from your pics look european for me

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>>72818726
is that really how you think europeans look like?

>>72818792
Ukrainians and moldovans may look like this grill

>>72818828
i guess we are white now