DUDE WEED LMAO edition
Anime
>>72796234
>vaporizer
foy
also vaping smells too
>Why yes I do smoke weed
>>72796214
Why was I born mixed race? Why was this allowed to happen?
stop drinking tap water
let's see what janny does now the daft twat
>17 stone
can I still still turn things around lads? or have i gotten to the point where ive fucked up my health so bad theres no point?
>>72796267
what mix
>>72796274
have you tried eating less
>>72796274
What kind of stones?
Back with another one of those BLOCK ROCKIN' BEATS
>>72796288
Jungle asian/English
YOU GO GIRL
>>72796269
drinking tap water right now
>>72796296
woah wtf why hadnt i thought of that before
hhmm can't decide which model of Klean Kanteen to cop.
>>72796274
depends on your height
>>72796344
that much is obvious you blubbery cunt
Thinking I took too much md last night and made a fool of myself.
business idea: create a british constitution
>>72796334
The state of the lib dems
>>72796252
>also vaping smells too
The smell disappears very quickly
>>72796274
Do you drink sugary fizzy drinks? If so have you considered just cutting them out?
Try that first of all. To make it easier for yourself set the rule that when you want to have a drink you are still allowed to have a sugary fizzy drink BUT you must drink a full glass of water first of all. If after having drank a full glass of water, you still want the Lucozade, go ahead, but if not then your thirst has been quenched and you can carry on.
Pay up, piggies x
>Be me
>Politician
>Aquired considerable popularity by promising economic reforms for the average worker
>Elected in 1933, in power for 12 years
>Kidnap citizens and send them to internment camps
>Completely take over the country's economy
>Increase government spending to unprecedented levels
>Military spending reaches 35% of GDP
>Warmonger a lot, bring the country into WWII for no reason
>Be Franklin Delano Roosevelt
>Pic unrelated.jpg
>>72796321
PLEASE be a grill
>>72796269
Nothing wrong with tap water if you filter it
>>72796321
My mate is half Chinese does pretty well for himself. Says his name is Ying so girls always make a lame "yang to your ying" joke.
>>72796389
No sorry, I am a shitskin rapist who wants his free house
>>72796375
>>72796274
cut sugar entirely, only drink water/black coffee/tea without milk. And just eat less....not fucking difficult mate.
>>72796357
5'10
>>72796404
looks like he's got someone's actual hair glued onto his chin
hmmmm? HMM?
>Westminster attacker was from the North
>all the people arrested in connection have been from the North
what the actual fuck is wrong with that place
>>72796405
Is his mum or his dad Chinese?
>>72796451
We need to purge the poortherners
>>72796210
probably more like 12/13 stone
>>72796451
> Birmingham
> The North
hate southerners and their murderous urges
Jews did 9/11
Woah. The future is beautiful. How do we speed this up
>>72796451
Birmingham is in the midlands m8
>we are now on the wrong side of 18:00
the rapid slide toward tomorrow's wageslavery has begun
>>72796463
His dad.
>>72796485
seems pretty bs desu
>>72796451
>born in Kent
He's a nigger, of course he was from the South
>>72796485
>(((national geographic)))
>>72796296
>>72796372
>>72796430
i literally know what i need to do you dumb cunts i was asking if ive already permenantly scared my body/done irreparable harm to my heart
i wont be able to do it without the promise of slightly upgrading the quality of pussy i get
>>72796501
Not me I've got lectures that I'm not going to attend haha x
might go for a walk
where to, though?
*starts wanking off my dog*
Just spent 3 hours helping my dad in the garden. Very hard work but enjoyable and fulfilling
who /good boy/ here?
never had a job though
what's the most autistic game you regularly play lads?
>>72796435
>fat manlets
>>72796541
depends on your height and muscularity tbqh, don't lose it too quickly or you'll be a saggy mong.
the mandem
me in regular clothes taking the picture
just snorted a fat line of protein powder
>>72796463
The ones with Chinese dads turn out normal, the ones with white dads turn into mentally ill betas like Elliott
>>72796541
When you exercise enough, your heart muscles get stronger. At your wieght the damage is repairable.
>>72796485
the average american or the average person in the entire globe?
>>72796551
off a cliff
>>72796450
Bannon is great though.
>nazi meme
>implying traditional Americans had any problems with Nazi Germany on an ideological basis
>>72796571
victoria 2 tbqhwy unironically do autistic country roleplaying
>he has stretch marks on his back
>>72796541
of course losing weight is going to improve the health of your heart and other shite you dustbin lid
what websites do you deliberately antagonise people on? Me? I troll reddit and youtube
>uni tomorrow
>>72796501
SHUT UP STOP REMINDING ME
isn't it funny how companies like deliveroo have basically gentrified delivering food as a job?
>>72796571
don't play anymore but habbo hotel for 11 years from 2003-2014
>>72796631
why are you not on easter hols
>what websites do you deliberately antagonise people on? Me? I troll reddit and youtube
>>72796654
not that funny
>>72796654
how
>>72796660
stop telling us
only at work for monday and tuesday this week and then I'm off on holiday for 2 weeks
but still, work tomorrow
>>72796571
Train Simulator
>>72796654
FUNNY ISN'T IT
>>72796631
I've just stopped going to lectures on Mondays and gym instead. You should try it, it's great
>>72796654
so funy it makes me SCREECH desu
>>72796666
i finish tuesday
>>72796654
oh shut up
>>72796617
>economic nationalist
What a stupid phrase - they're already a word for that Protectionist.
>>72796571
paradox shit like crusader kings etc.
Tried to cum on a girls feet last night but it just wasnt cumming out
>>72796695
one of these days a rich businessman will be browsing the thread and offer a lucrative job to anyone with in-depth autistic knowledge of furniture stacking techniques on habbo and I will swoop in
>>72796451
he was one of the 1.2 million black southerners
>>72796622
are you a straight girl or homosexual male?
>>72796654
like style over substance?
yanks realised a long time ago that capitalism boils down to brand manufacture. it took the rest of the world longer to catch up and some still believe in the importance of products and services
got called a sadcunt at greggs
>>72796576
no point in lying desu
>>72796580
>don't lose it too quickly
is that a meme or true? because i've been on <500 cal a day for the past week
>>72796585
hmmm
>>72796571
total war
>>72796794
why la
Hello you
How was the rest?
You made it through
But nevertheless
I got you
Out on a wire
You be loved
and not be a liar
So tell it all, fill up the air
Make it loud
'Cus nobody's here
NOBODY'S HEEEEEEEEREEEEE
>>72796618
Good post.
>>72796790
>like style over substance?
huh?
i just mean the way that it used to be only pakis on mopeds with learner plates but most people i've seen working for deliveroo are white uni student/hipstery types
>tfw interview next week
please take me away from the neet trap
>>72796799
<500 kcal a day
you're an idiot.
Read the /fit/ sticky twice then post about this on there.
>>72796794
they've got a fucking point
you're an awful poster
>>72796833
*slaps you with my semi-erect willy*
>>72796799
><500 cal a day for the past week
don't do that
>>72796833
Mamadou
>God i hate bongs so goddamn much, france could literally anhilliate that little tiny island you cal """kingdom"""" you teethless inbred mad chimps
>FULL SCALE INVASION OF BRITBONGISTAN WHEN?
>>72796833
haha you're angry
i'm happy
BTFO
>ywn have casual sex with loose girls in halls experiencing their first taste of freedom away from home
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1490548744520.jpg
why live
>>72796849
The secret to a good interview is that there's no secret la
>>72796845
that's what I mean.it all lies in the image and not any technical craft. it's the essence of franchising and hipster markets are ripe for exploitation
sat out in the sun for a few hours earlier
looking a bit less JUST now
I literally loathe these hat-toting cunts that ride really loud motorbikes
>everybody look at me, vrrooom vrooomm
Would LOVE to kick their heads in.
>>72796845
why are you conflating shitty takeaways with deliveroo which delivers food from better places?
>>72796896
couldn't be scared if i wanted to
wowowowowo
>>72796571
DCS or IL-2 or some shit
I play quite autistic games
is america great again yet lads?
>>72796927
t. mad cager
>>72796859
>>72796888
yeah ive been feeling dizzy and have collapsed on the floor a few times but i literally need to lose weight
the fucking summer anxiety man, id rather die than live with it
>>72796952
it was never great
NEED a gf to bake me cakes and cookies every now and then. Whenever I do my weekly shop I dismiss them as an expensive luxury that I am far too disciplined for, but I'd still like to eat them from time to time desu.
guy I work with randomly comes in every now and then with his eyebrows dyed darker than they really are
really fucking distracting and I've no idea why he does it and don't really want to ask
>>72796897
>>>
what did the french ever do to you?
>work tomorrow
Why is coca cola so fucking nice?
Bought 24 cans of on Wednesday and have been drinking 3 or 4 a day ever since.
>>72796960
kek
>>72796571
the only game i've played for the past 2 years has been eu4
>>72796979
utter fucking runt
>>72796927
Me too desu. Trying to listen to my audiobook on the walk into work is impossible because all of the fucking motorbikes with their stupidly loud engines. My fault for living in (((London))) though I guess.
alri lads bout to start up my first game of civ 6 and I know nothing about it
recommend me a civ
>>72796979
So glad I'm not the type of spastic runt that does this
literally consume fizzy drinks maybe once a month, and usually only mixed with vodka
>>72796960
you can lose weight without eating less than 500 calories a day
if you eat that little and lose it too fast you are definitely going to get stretch marks
use a calculator to see your daily intake to maintain your weight and go a few hundred under that
>>72796916
every time I don't get a job I contemplate shooting everyone in the office.
wagies must be made to recognise their privilege
especially when they have the audacity to complain about >work tomorrow. see how they like being laid off
*laughs at this thread so much tears start rolling down my face*
>>72796976
bank holiday mate
>>72796979
bought 2, 2 litre bottles and I want to drink them but don't fancy a case of the 'beties
A woman has never made me cum lads
>>72796759
Is it good? What kind of specs do you need to run games like this?
>>72796979
pineal gland status: calcified beyond repair
third eye status: welded tighter than a nun's minge
chakra staus: horifically misaligned
>>72796979
You should try Coca-Cola Life (the stuff in the green cans). It still has sugar but much less than normal coke. I wouldn't recommend diet coke because that tastes like complete arse but the green stuff is legitimately not far off normal coke.
>>72796979
literal fast track to obesity and diabetes
>So glad I'm not the type of spastic runt that does this
>literally consume fizzy drinks maybe once a month, and usually only mixed with vodka
>>72797023
>tfw 100% interview to job offer success rate
>>72796929
missing the point innit
getting stuff from point A to point B is the same whether it's from a shit place or a nice place
If the EU became the USE (United States of Europe) and britain was forced to either:
a) join the USE
or b) join the USA
which would you choose?
>>72797038
no it isnt you runt
;_;7
thus go we all
https://youtu.be/bq54jb_5WCI
>>72796912
didn't need this feel
>>72797072
c) none of the above
would give my left nut to live in America
>>72797072
war with both
>>72797072
Neither, fuck off.
>>72797068
some people just aren't meant for jobs
theory: all right wing people are secretly nazis deep deep down, and all left wing people are secretly communists but not that secretly or that deep down
http://efukt.com/21958_OK_SO_WHOSE_NEXT.html
>British women
>>72797072
nuke ourselves
>>72797063
> outing yourself not only as a sugar-chugging goblinoid but also a fedora poster
not doing yourself many favours tonight are you lad
>>72797072
eu because its whiter
ah yes
america
>>72797123
what"s your theory on radical centrists?
>>72796571
don't play games
too busy reading and flexing the 'tellect
>>72797055
yeah they're pretty fun, as for specs a mid range set up is fine
I finally plucked up the courage to phone the police on my abusive partner after ten years and I feel better for it, however I am now in so much debt and I've got two months to pay off rent arrears, does anyone know of any help I can get as I'm signed off work due to having cancer last year? Any advice on speaking to my young children about things would be great too, my son is very angry at me for getting his father arrested.
>>72796979
>drinking fizzy drinks beyond childhood.
Absolute runt.
>>72797161
copied from the 'dit
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714
It does mean Mohammed's feet, right lads?
>>72797148
nice handwriting xx
>>72797147
lying to themselves. they obviously favour one side, they just don't want to come out with it.
the bisexuals of the political world tbqh
been itching my face for a few good minutes now
>>72797071
you implied paki takeaway drivers were being replaced by hipster deliveroo cyclists. which is incorrect because they're separate entities offering different services.
>>72797072
USE
Much more practical
>>72797139
>40%
Fucking hell
>>72797176
>parents let you drink fizzy juice
dumb chav poster
milk and water only
woke up feeling shit but feel better now after having called the 'rents
>lying to themselves. they obviously favour one side, they just don't want to come out with it.
>the bisexuals of the political world tbqh
Scratch my asshole every night now, feels great - does that mean I want a cock up it?
>>72797231
>milk
O i am laffin
>>72796979
t. a member of the """"working""""" class
>>72797249
want to call mine but my walls are paper thin and my flatmates will hear everything i say
>>72797271
you probably have pinworms, not joking
>>72797271
>asshole
fuck off yank
>>72797205
no not replaced, there's room for both 2bh
>>72797273
*snaps your brittle bones*
>>72796960
1200 is plenty look up that subreddit
would give my left and right nut to live in america
>>72797276
Everyone drinks coke.
don't care
>>72797271
definitely pinworms
like 20% of brits have it
>>72797311
foy
>>72797293
so whats your point then?
>>72797278
open the window la
>>72797139
So the real problem is the Mexicans. Didn't know that,
my right bollock hangs lower thannmt left bollock
going on a walk
alone
me
>>72797139
What's HPI? Hawaiian/Pacific/Indigenous?
>wants to remove the green belt
>hates suburban sprawl
hmm
Whole milk > semi-skimmed milk >>>>>>>>> having water with cereal >>>>> skimmed ""milk""
>>72797327
>>72797289
fuck
>>72797309
>that subreddit
alright i will go to reddit but i literally dont know what "that subreddit" is
>>72797313
I've genuinely not had coke in over a year. Used to drink it while I was at uni as a mixer with vodka/rum/gin/whisky, but gave it up as soon as I graduated.
t. a member of the middle middle class
>>72797370
alri hitchens
giving up smoking is easy
how big of a runt must you be to struggle to do it
>>72796755
>not talking in a way the broader audience can understand
>thinking every person knows what protectionism is.
>trusting the major media outlets, jewgle, wikipedia etc to properly define what protectionism is
anon....We get you think you're smart, but niggers still exist.
Just did a 30 minute run, feels good.
>>72797313
no they don't and even if they did it's a shit excuse for drinking it
>>72797338
just making an observation 2bh
it used to be grimy shit work nobody wanted and now it isn't anymore
Just did a 30 second run, feels good.
gf gave me pinworms again lads
>>72797390
My dad is a GP and my mum is an office manager and I drink coke all the time
Business plan:
>normal intake of 1200 cal a day
>one week every month <500 cal
>>72797396
some people lack any discipline and have weak minds.
>>72797313
not me
haven't had any coke in about 5 years
Literally don't drink anything but juice, soda or water and see nothing wrong with that.
>enter your initials
>A S S
flatmate hasn't been home all weekend and even though i hate it when he's around i also hate being home alone
Explain this???
>some people lack any discipline and have weak minds.
>>72797480
alri adam?
>>72797444
You're probably a massive disappointment to them. You should be drinking coffee and smoothies only, like a good middle-class boy
>>72797447
idiot, look up the effects of sub 1000 calorie diets on your body
>>72797463
I only drink water, tea, orange/apple juice or milk
No alcohol, no fizzy drinks
need one home nation to win and one to flop lads
how do i find a qt trap lads
stupid question: is there cardio for arms
>>72797463
>see nothing wrong with that.
pretty sure Brazil has an obesity problem due to that exact mentality.
>>72797352
underage and gay
You know when they ask you if you pay for prescriptions or not? What's to stop you saying no and then just walking off with a free one
Got to use an axe and a sledgehammer today lads.
Felt good. Hard going felling trees though.
>>72797533
rowing machine
>>72797313
i prefer dr pepper desu
>>72797555
Wow mate tell me more
>>72797539
a good moral conscience
>>72797555
hope you had a licence for them
>>72797494
What did they mean by this? No, literally what did they mean by this? I'm not the type of person that believes in a conspiracy, but how do the search algorithms actually let that happen?
>>72797563
rolling machine nearly mentioned
>>72797511
>>72797534
Brazil has relatively low obesity when compared to the first world and relatively high obesity when compared to the third world (bar the likes of Mexico and the Pacific).
And I'm 178cm and weight exactly 60kg, extemely far from obese.
>got a bike for christmas
>haven't rode it in 3 months
>>72797575
Ah fuck
really feeling the pain now that KC is dead
4chan sucks but idk what I'll do when it dies
>>72797622
fat wanker
where do you live? i want to nick your bike
>>72796979
>tfw drink a 1.75l bottle every day
You have much to learn
>>72797621
im 182cm and 56kg lol
>>72796979
>>72797653
runtus maximus
kill yourselves
>>72797494
alri Eric
>5'8"
>oneitis is 5' 11"
is it too weird
>>72797621
>178cm
Lol who here 100% this?
>>72797494
hello ethan
>>72797732
everything but the shoes
though I'm not a virgin
>>72797732
me lol
>>72797674
hello hungry skeleton
>>72797647
>caring about KC
why
>>72797732
fuck off shilling this shit (((meme)))
not at all funny and overused
>>72797732
i do some of those and im not a virgin. what now?
The garden
>>72797621
Literally Auscwitz mode lol
>>72797647
Hopefully I'll stop using imageboards entirely when it happens. I know that won't be the case though.
>>72797674
I wasn't really boasting or anything, just proving I'm far from obese.
>>72797714
Good height for a twink 3bh
Also 180cm is considered tall here.
>>72797732
a lot of that applies to me except i have autistic confidence so i often smile at people and i walk too fluidly like a fag
gonna do the washing up lads wish me luck
>>72797780
t. virgin walker
3rd spliff of the day
only one smoked alone
>>72797732
sent this to our John-o when some lass pied him last night lmao
the group chat was howling lmfaooo
https://u.nya.is/rqgmjp.mp4
ah yes, brazillian commentators
>>72797789
very cosy, where is that?
New video from Deanus Primus lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDUZkcVAlZE
>>72797831
nice virus link
>>72797832
my garden i just fucking said
>>72797732
Sometimes when I walk I get extremely uncomfortable in the face and and I force my self to try and not squint/make a pug face and my eyes start to water up.
>>72797837
ugly cunt
>>72797804
>only one smoked alone
FONT
is there a london "wall street"? if so what is it
>>72797903
are you the cat yank
>>72797831
>.is
>mp4
S H A N ' T
>>72797903
wall road
>>72797903
oxford street
>>72797883
smoking alone is shit
>>72797860
thanks, you too
>>72797903
the M25
>>72797792
no bully pls
>>72797776
KC was the promised land, but we sinned and G*d took it away from us
my my... is that the weekend over already?... feels like it only just began h-ha ha....
>>72797861
where's your garden
The garden again
>>72797903
there is a literal wall street but if you're talking about a capitalism corner then canary wharf i guess
Reminder that this is my gf (on the right)
>>72797732
don't see how any of these traits indicate to someone being a virgin
tfw I'm actually a pretty decent guitarist and singer and could almost certainly exploit this fact to get laid far more often than I currently do (i.e. never), but I'm too socially awkward to ever play in front of anyone else
does anyone from /brit/ want to come to the homecoming dance with me? :3
>>72797848
holy mother of runt.
WINCING
>>72797903
Southend High Street
>>72797976
why does she have poo in her glass?
>>72797976
want to kiss her (on the lips)
>>72797962
KC was crap
lurked on there a few times and it was boring
pretty much all the spin off chans are shit really
>>72797966
what the fuck was up with his sideburns lel i cant remember was that literally fashion in the early-mid 2000's?
>>72797987
t. virgin
>tfw I'm actually a pretty decent guitarist and singer and could almost certainly exploit this fact to get laid far more often than I currently do (i.e. never), but I'm too socially awkward to ever play in front of anyone else
>>72797976
Whats the residue on their glasses
Are they having smoothies?
>>72798013
I'll take her lower lips, you can have her face lips
Had a dream last night that the Lib Dems won the general election and Tim Farron was our Prime Minister
>>72797848
ahhh who the fuck is this runt
would love to smack him
>>72798043
what is he doing?
>>72797991
>homecoming
foy
>>72797582
Its just pulling images from articles about cross-relations where racial terms like "white men" and "white woman" are more likely to appear
Search for "man and woman" instead and you'd get same-race couples depending on where you live probably
>>72798043
>pretty decent guitarist
literally me
>and singer
not me
>>72797732
20%.
Doesn't matter as I'm a (kissless) virgin either way.
>spring is the month with the highest frequency of suicides
I can believe it. Something about these spring days just makes me all the more motivated to do the ol' 'cide
>>72797732
every single aspect of this is me including the appearance
>>72797732
a solid 40%
>>72798082
jerkin the ol gherkin
>>72798108
>spring
>month
having fun revising for those SAT's lad?
>>72798152
baited
just had 5 babybels
>>72798163
fuck off
>>72798014
4chan is the best only because its the biggest in English and I don't speak Japanese
>>72798108
>spring is the month
mong
lousy smarch weather
>>72798223
>>72798223
>>72798223
>>72798223
ALL IN HERE
>>72798209
>>72798228
oh dear oh dear...