Why do all British girls look like this?

>>72794171
they don't
its only chavs

i've noticed this. they're always have this same haircut, with a accumulation of hair on the top of their heads, something like amy winehouse, but less extravagant.

>>72794171
All British slags do, not all girls

>tfw no oompaloompa gf

>>72794171
only slags

>>72794171
Most girls in my town look like this and dress similar from ages 12 onwards mostly descended from irish, there are a shitload of quarter Polish with lyk/zszsz/csy surnames. There are entire streets full of pikeys, scrap metal vans and tradies driving around in beaten up fords. There are zero to no pakis or arabs, only mulattos, romanians and eastern europeans

Stinks of weed whenever you step outside, at night people hit each other in the town centre and the girls get drunk and fall over. This is all that happens here, they wait for their paycheck at the end of the month then spend it all on cigs and booze

>>72795986
Merseyside?

>>72794255
>tfw you want to rawdawg a chav

>>72797116
>rawdawg a chav

You really don't.

I was in England a few months ago and was actually a bit disturbed by how young British kids are when they start binge drinking and dressing/acting really slutty. Was Britain a virtuous place once?

>>72797185
Virtue is for the rich. The poor have always been rowdy and raucous.

>>72795986
kek pretty sad this could be virtually anywhere, but where do you live mate

>>72794171
unironically yes


I went to London and the few white girls there look like this

>>72794171
>How much?

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>>72797185
The sunny weather only started 2 days ago and I've already seen loads of braless 12yo sluts with seethrough leggings + thongs

My cock has been wanked raw this weekend

>>72797393
Bottle of vodka and a kebab. So about £10-15 depending on location.

>>72794171
>>72794255
Chavs and Pikeys

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>>72794171
My brother's friend showed me a video of himself fucking one these slag-types bent over the front of his car. It was in a car park at night and there was about 5 lads around them. I asked him how old she was and he said "I don't know, 15 or somethin ? She pretty much got raped haha"

she looked like she was passed out

would british girls like an italian-argentine?

>>72797414
nonce twat i hope the pedo hunters get you

>>72797661
Probably. Swap?

>>72794171

As long as they have a good character, they are still 6/10 girls.

>>72797661
yes

>>72797720
excellent post

>>72797414
I will brown my skin and rape a few of your girls


nothing personal kido'

>>72797034
>>72797255
East Midlands

>>72794171
It happens when you live on a island...

>>72794171
They look alright to me

>>72797661
Trust me, you don't want that

>>72798755

Why?

>>72795986
literally russians from suburbia

>>72797661
British tv tells me they love black guys

>>72798810
I had sex with a "virgin" chav and she gave me chlamydia even though i wore a condom (???)

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>>72798755
yes. i NEED a british/irish gf in my life

>>72798810
For what I've seen here, they are the worst kind of guiris
They are gypsie-tier

these are just the sort of girls that black men lure to their houses and feed to alligators after they're done with them

>>72799327
Sounds like you just already had chlamydia, son.

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>>72799480
I was a virgin too lol

>>72794171
WTF? I'm moving to Britain now

>>72799379
hhnnnnnnggg

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>>72794171
Those are chavs/slags and they are not the majority in this country, despite what memes may lead you to believe. They can come in a few varieties, here's a high class one.

>>72797661
>>72799348
>>72799566
>>72799576

Why do foreigners on here like British sluts so much? They're disgusting, moronic and utterly unlikable.

Would happily swap British women with any other nationality of women on Earth in a heartbeat

>>72799379
uncanny

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>>72799775
Because men think with their dick.

>>72799775
Because anything different is more interesting

>>72799678
russians

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hmmmmmmm

>>72799837
But they're not even very attractive. They look like clowns with all their makeup.

>>72799856
What about them?

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wtf

>>72799775
grass is greener on the other side. i also like their accent.

>>72799837
i don't

>>72799775
Because I like sluts and they're the sluttiest looking

>>72800002
>i also like their accent
FYI, they don't sound posh

Their voices are grating and blood curdling

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>>72800031
Erectile dysfunction?

>>72799954
these pictures basically looks like local chav types

forget about tracksuits they actually have slag uniforms, a bit different than british but similar

What do working class girls even look like in other countries? In Ireland it's the same as the UK, they all wear 10 inches of the trashiest makeup they can find, dye their skin brown, and wear their hair Marge Simpson style.

water comes out american taps too fast that it takes ages to fill a glass . you're actually better slowing it down if you want a drink. it's fucking dumb

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Oh good a Brit slag thread.

>>72799628
>>72799674
nonce twat

>>72800097
no my dick is rock solid sometimes
im not interested in fucking subhumans

>>72800002
slags have awful accents, and worse they're always shouting and screaming, horrible to be around

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>>72800180
hmmmmmm

>>72797241
>Virtue is for the rich.
You mean the middle class

I have a confession to make /int/
I went to private school, have a trust fund, and to many of you, would appear to be, "a posh wanker"

I also have an insatiable desire for chav pussy. Like a serious class fetish. Is this normal?

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>>72800124
ROCHAS
O
C
H
A
S

>go 2 weeks to bournemouth to take ''english classes''
>get 1k spending money from government
>Me and the lads from school literally every second day there
>first time meeting british slags
>they literally beg for cock after paying for their drink

Bonus
>skip 5 out of 8 days of school, still pass with 75%

Was awesome, I suggest fucking with a rubber though.

>>72800195
>im not interested in fucking subhumans

But you've clicked on this thread? Why would you do this?

i always thought british women were quiet and polite and read a lot

>>72800063
>>72800245
who are the ones with a posh accent? upper class?

>>72800124
Eastern Europeans have slag girls who dress quite similar to our women

In Western Europe there are kinda slag girls but they still dress more classy than most middle class girls here

>>72800310
it should say >literally drink every second day there

>>72800310
>bragging about a 75%
What a waste of time and money. I thought you mountain jews were supposed to be smart.

>>72800345
im evaluating these pictures for education reasons

i never browse other slag threads

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>>72800154

>>72800347
upper class girls are less than 10% of the population and have very close knit social groups, trust me you don't have much chance with them

>>72800347
middle class northern is the nicest sounding imo
real posh people sound retarded: listen to cara talk

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>>72800310
>tfw lived here all my life
>tfw KHV

>>72800346
there are some like that. but they're a minority

>be me in London for business/education purposes
>/int/ has by then indoctrinated in me that British girls are sluts easy to bring home
>me and the lads hit the nightclub known as Koko
>don't bring home a girl

Am I a loser?

>>72800453
>waste of time and money
It was all payed for by the government, it was literally drink yourself to death for 2 weeks with your buddies from school.

I wasn't bragging about the 75%, but rather taking a jab at the school for making it a piss easy test.

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What you want is a classy English rose gf with green eyes.

>>72800465
shit!, I would force my progeny into that slut on the right

>>72800713
Her lashes look like tentacles.

>>72798097
nederdraad tells as is

>>72800652
London's a big place, it's basically a country within a country and it would depend on which areas of London you go to.

>>72797168
I do though. I love that dirty shit

http://efukt.com/21958_OK_SO_WHOSE_NEXT.html

>>72800652
London isn't representative of England AT ALL.

I don't like American cliche all pink bimbo shit, but something about slags really ticks my boxes

>Choosing the Yank thread

Disappointed in each and every one of you lads tonight desu

>>72800815
Would you know about the Koko by name, and enough to let ùe on whether it was good hunting ground for slags? It seemed like a decent enough neighbourhood though.

Thanks for cheering me up though if that's what it was.

>>72800911
I should head for Wales or the Midlands if I happen to be there again?

>>72800652
London is only 40% White British

work it out for yourself

>>72800862
The one on the left looks pretty qt desu

this isn't even /brit/ you mongs

>>72800826
embarrassing

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>>72800975
If you want guaranteed pussy, go to newcastle or liverpool, they probably have the worst (best) girls

>>72800975
camden is fine m8 but less of a meat market than the west end
koko can be quite pilled up at times, not so much wkd

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Slags are the best

going to maccies lads, what should I get?

>>72801096
whats with the racoon shit on the left ? i dont understand this

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9-5 slags are the backbone of this country

>>72801110
A McFlurry and large chips.

>>72801110
big mac, LARGE chocco shake and small chips

>>72794171
It's a combination of shit british food culture, early drinking culture, early smoking culture, all a result of being on a constantly grey and rainy country with nothing to do but go to the pub.
I'm not a self-hating Brit but that's just the way it is.

Even the cute girls turn into chubby/fat blobs with too much makeup and flabby blotchy arms

C'mon scotland

>>72801110
4 double cheeseburgers and a medium chips i reckon

>>72801010
Can't Pakis and Indians be assimilated in the ways of the slaginess though?

>>72801062
>newcastle or liverpool,
Ouch, going to be a tough one finding a business excuse to be there.
Thanks though.

>>72801092
>koko can be quite pilled up at times,
Is this something that helps?

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American slags can't even compete

>>72801224
I'll have 2,4,5 and 7 please

>>72801247
>Can't Pakis and Indians be assimilated in the ways of the slaginess though?
Indians maybe
Pakistanis are a tough nut to crack though

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Something about slags is just grimey. Like they have this invisible layer of filth on their skin.

>>72800607
>KHV in the UK
How does that even happen? Are you a devout Muslim or something? This is the 21st century m8, you're living in the time of internet hook-up culture and female sexual liberation.

>>72801247
>Is this something that helps?
no
pilled up girls are like purring cats waiting to be touched right, but you have to know them first, i think. need drunk slags for easy sechs.

>>72801328
Could say the same about McDonalds, you don't seem to have a problem with that though >>72801196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6_ox8SmvRg

>>72801296
>Pakistanis are a tough nut to crack though
They seem like they have nice fatherly figures yeah, from the Pakistanis I had that drove me around in uber.

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>>72801328
The good thing about them is that they're easily attainable, and British girls are very promiscuous on the whole

>>72801392
Fuck, I still have so much to learn.

Ah, so much for such a small reward.

>>72801388
Nah, I'm agnostic

Just always been shy and clueless around women. Gave up hope of ever having sex a few years ago. No friends and I don't think my personality is cut out to allow me to be capable of having sex so there's no hope for me.

>>72801388
Dubs of truth, I lost my virginity when I was 14 and I was even't trying. KHV is some freak occurrence, must be.

>>72801487
You can be clueless and still get girls as long as you aren't hideous t. autist who had several non-fat non-hideous gf's

>>72801487
I'm so sorry. Hang in there lad.

>>72801487
Get a fucking grip

>>72801388
There are loads of social outcasts in the UK who never get into the drinking and party culture who end up kissless virgins

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>>72799978

lmao @ this one

Where should i go to build up a good british slag pic collection, imagefap is awful.

>>72801525
I'm not hideous. I look fine. Just my personality/mentality sucks when it comes to women.

>>72801542
Thanks Faroese anon

>>72801641
>who never get into the drinking and party culture who end up kissless virgins
Also this. I don't like drinking or loud events.

>>72801328
It's a very visible layer of caked-on makeup.

hey this isn't brit

>>72801759
xhamster photos section is good

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dressing like a filthy whore does NOT make you attractive

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>>72800713
Brown eyed English girls are my favourite

>>72801870
Oh yes it does
>>72801819
will check that, ta

>>72801782
try dating foreign women anon, they will appreciate you a lot more than britslags

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>>72801870
Fuck off you gay cunt

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Why don't we have girls like that here? Does Australia have them?

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>>72802005
Because yanks and Canadians have no sense of banter

>>72801931
idk where to meet them

>>72802005
I think it has something to do with people don't care about class here as much. And our white trash live in rural areas.

>>72802005
who is that qt

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We even have paki slags

>>72802270
wew, post more pls

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My favourite

>>72795986
they're called travellers friend

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>>72802743

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>>72802712

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>>72802800

>>72802743
>>72802800
I had a chav gf about 10 years ago who looked just like this, she was amazing in bed desu

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>>72802858

>>72802913
>>72802858
>>72802800
>>72802743
a classic right there

whenever I read british tabloids it's all girls like that

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>>72802913

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>>72803255

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british thiccs

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>>72803304

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>>72803306
we have the best MILFs don't we folks?

>>72801487
I feel your pain, lad. am not kissless though. have made out with lots of girls at the clubs, but I'm so bad around girls that the amount I have to drink to bring them home effectively renders my dick useless. have had to send 4 different girls home because I couldn't get it up

>tfw 30 holdhandless

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>>72803306

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>>72799379
Look like trannys desu, and terrible ones at that

>>72800819
sick fuck

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>>72800713
What you want is a petite English rose gf with nice hips.

>>72799678
Can she fake an RP accent?

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made a 'bum lads

I just want to inhale slag feet fresh out of their stupid high heels

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>>72803672
bum lmao

>>72799445
Kek, they shouldn't of gone to a nigger's house then, natural selection at work

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>>72803544
you got any powers lad?

>>72803454
I couldn't kiss a woman at a club, not my thing

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>>72803704
Solid camslag she is.

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I'll be your pilot today /brit/

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>>72803593

>>72795986
Alri fellow Lincoln lad?
I used to live on Portland Street so know exactly what you're talking about.

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>>72803877
Yes, sir.

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*heems your pilot*
*wins the war*

I am enjoying this thread very much

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Where does cover singer Jess Greenberg fit on the posh-chav scale, and is she a Jew?

http://www.jessgreenbergmusic.com/

>>72804186
post Israeli slags

what are poor/dumb Israeli women like, Avi?

>>72804186
post fucking machines

>>72804301
whats a woman
also how do you know my name

>>72800921
What's the difference really?

>>72804402
post fucking machines

>>72804425
that's a stereotype. not all of us psot fucking machines

>>72804403
Can't put my finger on it, maybe its just how insufferable American women are to me

>>72804402
>also how do you know my name
I just typed a random Jew name

good guess

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>>72801284
That was never in discussion, god bless the queen

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>walks towards you

>>72804245
She's probably a middle class girl from a Jewish neighbourhood in London like Golders Green.

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>>72804718
hmmmmmmmm

>>72804839
perfect body tbqh
mix of slim and curvy, big boobs and a nice belly

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>>72804847
>Jewish neighbourhood in London like Golders Green.

Fun fact that French Jews are moving to London because they feel unsafe in France. They're moving to London, because they feel unsafe in France. To London.

>>72795986
gzregorz?

>>72804963
Paris is pretty unsafe in some parts.

>>72804963
isn't the ultra-orthodox jew community in london growing rapidly too?

>>72804963
>implying london isnt safe as fuck for the most part
also the jews all live in about as nice ghettoes as possible. all the hipsters have moved into their areas these past few years.

>>72805132
>all the hipsters have moved into their areas these past few years.
I can confirm this

t. used to live in Stamford Hill, big jewish area.

>>72799379
got more of these? the middle one looks hot even through all that mess

>>72805132
>>implying london isnt safe as fuck for the most part

It is but I found it more funny for France tbqh. London's home to many religions, quite a big catholic population with lots of catholic schools too.

>>72804707
>>72804902
This feminist bitch is so overrated, she's just a typical private girls school girl who has never had a good dicking.

>>72804902
Is that her?

>>72805239
yeah but the jews have a real reason to fear the terrorist/muslim shite more than an average frenchie. think back to before hebdo (sad that in french terrorist terms that was a long time ago) when that jewish school got shot up. they're actively targeted

jewish flight is real, to london is nothing compared to those going to israel. AJE did an interesting documentary on this a year or so ago actually (don't usually rate their stuff but ye)

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>>72805242
Would you give her a good dicking, anon?

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>>72805316
Yeah they're leaked pictures.

>>72805344
Please don't be fake.

>>72805344
Maybe if she promised to give me some of that Harry Potter money.

>>72805415
they're not
also do you live under a rock or something

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>>72805415
No.

>>72800255
no wonder. your upperclass women are so fucking conservative, most of them get weirded out by a kiss on the cheek

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>>72805503
Kind of yeah.

I live in a cabin.

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>>72805525

>>72797605
wtf

>>72800453
you are missing the point where he got laid

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>>72801284
Well no, they make American slags look like nuns

>>72805633
wtf i want to live in a cabin ;_;

>>72801388
Normalfag: the post

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have another 'ebm

>>72802096
You could try interpals? That's where everyone on /int/ seams to meet them.

>>72804245
>>72804847
>>72805072
>>72805177
Way on dooowwnn south, to London town...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U

>>72802800
Very masculine face

>>72794813
and these weird cheap shoes

>>72806469
Those cheap pornstar-tier shoes really arouse me. Just letting you know they are a good addition to a good look.

>>72805559
That's the upperclass men. The women are quite promiscuous, but no where near as promiscuous as the lower-classes.

>>72799775
Me not. Some of them could be hot, but their manners are disgusting and non-feminine. Mediterranean towns are full of them on holiday and it's terrible.

>>72800310
>beg for cock
They didn't beg. They merely asked. It was of no worry to them if they didn't get cock, but they would rather have sex than go without it.
For them, sex is just like the drugs they consume.

>>72797757
>good character

Pump and dump em, Fritz

>>72804658
Its funny you should say that, cause most American women are crazy for British men.

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>>72806707
>this terrifies the spaniard

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>>72806296
She's Polish living in UK

>>72806894
they want british blacks, whites have lost their novelty and we also had a huge chad culture

>>72806894
Most countries are crazy for British men. I know many people here will disagree with this fact, but it's simply true: British men are the most desirable men due to the our history, looks, class, power and stereotypes.

Makes sense, with all the fanfare about mudslime immigrants london's #1 immigrant is the Irish

>>72806894
Yeah i've had the whole "oh wow i love your accent ;))))))" shite, no thanks. Love southern American accents at least, but they seem a lot rarer.

>>72806669
All the british girls I met on erasmus (about a dozen) were boring and reserved. The irish ones were even more boring and religious on top of that. There were plenty of party crazy people, including english guys, but no girls.

>>72807288
That's because most British women don't like foreigners.

>>72807038
British men are seen as pathetic numale cucks by kiwi women
We know what pommies are actually like, unlike American girls who believe hollywood memes

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>>72807034
Nice try, schlomo but I have a teenage sister and she always has loads of her friends around they like one direction and gush over white British boys.

>>72807485
>British men are seen as pathetic numale cucks by kiwi women
How come I slayed tons of NZ pussy when I went there then?

>>72807485
Australian and Kiwi women are basically the same as British women, and the same goes for the men. I'm not considering you in this fact.

>>72807546
Don't reply to the Kiwi troll.

>>72807485
Mate does NZ even exist?

>>72807038
Non English speakers perceive less of a difference in accents. So they can't get the full effect, so I've been told.

>>72807354
is that why the go on holiday to the balkans/mediterranean to get raw dogged by whomever?

>>72807578
Not kiwi women whose ancestors arrived in the 1800s
Theyre mostly descended from uppermiddleclass British farmers
Only first and second generation white kiwis are like pommies

>>72807546
Where abouts in NZ?
I live in a very distinct region of NZ so maybe in other regions things are a bit different

>>72807691
They go there because that's where the men are going.

>>72807708
They're still British.

This thread makes me realize how childish American women are, lots of girls still wore Disney shit in high school.

>>72800097

THOSE FUCKING KNOCKERS


BAM

>>72807038
Kek

>>72807485
My guess is that aussies/kiwis already have attractive accents of their own, so the Brit accent dosen't hit them as hard.

>>72807826
In that logic Americans of British ancestry are British
Our ancestors sailed away from Britain because Britain is a shithole

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There the true victems here

>replying to the anti-British kiwi mong who shits up threads

>>72807958
Well done. Yes, Americans are British.

>>72807935
Not that I would want to passion a monkey.

>>72802800

Is that chris-chan

>>72807952
>kiwis
>attractive accent
Get off the grass

>>72807891
Kiwi girls often wore hello kitty stuff in high school

>>72806213
hmm, maybe
they'll probably hate me though

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>>72808026
You made me spit out my choco shake

>>72807354
This is just not true. I have a friend, 20, who is now a father after moving to the UK 2 years ago.

He says he didn't even have to open his mouth most of the times to get action.

>>72799678
That's a chav pretending to have class

>>72808548
I think your friend is the exception, not the rule.

>>72808572
Fucking hell Sherlock Holmes has graced us with his presence.

>>72808692
I think you're also biased in your answers, since there were plenty of English girls in my hostel when I was in Hungary, and they were not only easy to make out with, they also seemed genuinely interested.

Your assertion that they don't like foreigners also violates some well established findings about human sociosexuality wherein females are more receptive to people outside their tribes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-nccfHZLOM
Would any of you shag jayda given the chance

>>72808993
I'd prolly ravage her

>>72800245
Do you have a video example?

British slut try to get a tan, ends up looking like a lobster instead, many such case, sad!

>>72808993
Oh god, yes. Her personality makes up for her face.

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>>72809350
Being white is suffering.

>>72809350
>>72809452
tanlines are nice though

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>>72794171
Fucking Brits, where did it go so wrong?

>>72805412
Didn't know Hermione had such an ass

>>72794171
Unbelievably true

what is it like to get into a fight with a chav? do they fight fairly one on one or do they just get their friends to come and do a stomp job on your face?

>>72809955
The latter
Basically white niggers

>>72809955
Chavs don't really exist like they used to

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>>72810063
How do they exist now?

>>72810189
Chav culture got replaced with Ladm8 culture

>>72810248
Is this what the poor teens do too? Also what are the differences between "chav" and "ladm8" culture?

>>72810488
chavs appropriate everything
this is why we can't have nice things

>>72810488
Ladm8 involves dressing up in shirts and expensive haircuts and going out with the lads to have banter. It's what /brit/speak is based on
Chav culture was all about wearing track suits and burberry then committing minor crimes

finna bust a nut

>>72810891
What kind of shirts and haircuts?

>>72810891
>>72811136
>dressing up in shirts
chavs larping as middle class basically, same as girls wearing harry potter glasses

>>72811136
Polo shirts are common, as well as normal shirts and patterned tshirts
I don't know the name of the haircut, but the sides are shaved and the hair on top is all sweeper to the side.

I can't be bothered to find pictures for you sorry

>>72807354
Lies. I had a friends with benefits thing going once with this posh chick from coventry.

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>>72794171

>>72800826
wow thats beyond slag

>>72801487
just go on /soc/ m8 im sure they will help you out

>>72794171
because they are sluts

>>72801759
half time in match threads on /sp/, /s/ usually has good threads on slags. I've even seen some very good slag threads on /b/

>>72803544
>tfw kissed, fucked and eaten pussy but never held hands

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Lads, I've lived in the UK but i could only pull fatties...what am I doing wrong? Am i in the wrong area? or all this is just a meme and british are not really that easy?

>>72813037
think you're just an ugly rapist