/brit/

maisie

Who /absolutemadman/ here?

>still live with mummy
>didnt get her a card

love that smell after rain

who chooses to be religious?

all your days are lazy you clog wearing cunt. thats why your life is in tatters.

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AMIS OUT OUT OUT

>>72792291
shit did I miss mother's day

JANNY GET YOUR GUN

Reckon ribena will be shaggable once he's finished his transition?

did you choose to not be religious? or did it just seem obvious to you

*sjoots you*

>>72792291
was walking along the highstreet earlier and lots of pea-brain runts dashing to tesco to buy shitty chocolates and ugly flowers as tokenistic gifts.

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*spends thousands on useless plastic shit that fills up my ugly apartment*

tried some macadamia nuts for the first time today. take like shortbread

popping off to the ol' toilet in a sec
you lads want owt?

>>72792383
he looks happier than you'll ever be.

>>72792045
in the way that it combines being a bus and being a tram without really being that great at either

to be really effective it needs specialised infrastructure (its own lanes and station facilities) at which point you're not that far from an actual tram or light rail system

but if it's cheaper then it's probably a good idea for places that need an upgrade

is it safe?

>>72792383
>apartment
foy

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>>72792383

ayy lmao

>>72792390
post pics

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HERE WE GO AGAIN

ASKING WHERE I'VE BEEN

YOU CAN'T SEE THE TEARS ARE REAL I'M CRYING (YES I'M CRYYYYINNNG)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxOBOhRECoo

>>72792412
>aiming for happiness
literal manchild

>>72792371
>did you choose to not be religious?
yes, just like my parents did before me

I'll acknowledge that despite anything people say, we ultimately will never know if a god really has created us

However, I don't think I need religion in my life and if paradise exists, god'll be wise enough to treat me like a good person and I'll go to paradise
coz I don't consider myself to be a bad person at least

>>72792318
that one of lisa ann pretending to be sarah palin is the first porno i did a wank to

>>72792412
most people don't understand what actual happiness is

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>have a terminal case of yellow fever
>all chinks here look like spotty dogs
NEED one that looks like pic related

*tackleglomps you* x3 *botices buldge* OwO what's this...?

>>72792482
got a chinese gf
she's pretty

>>72792465
enjoy your bitterness then, loser.

>>72792470
let me guess, you do right? you somehow know what most people dont. cant wait for this profound revelation.

>>72792425
not with trump as president

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Lads, this is real, this isn't an edit. This is LITERALLY how the London local news is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeeThRJ61ec

>>72792467
>your parents aren't religious
>the entire influence on your formative years was from people who aren't religious
>you "chose" to not be religious
ah yes... very coincidental

>>72792412
thats kind of what yanks do
They act happy as larry until one day they walk into their office with a shotgun and blow everyones brains out

Any other 30+ a day smokers in here?

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Why are restaurant hostesses always hot blondes?

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I'm 35 and a good portion of my income goes to plastic trinkets
but I'm happy so who are you to judge?

>>72792547
>2 consecutive news stories about muslims
woah... it's anudda shoah

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>>72792482
CRUSHED
R
U
S
H
E
D

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screaming at this image

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>no one chooses to be religious

>>72792590
Them things with the massive heads are shite.

never underrestimate size on google maps

thought a little part was going to take me 15 minutes to walk, ended up being 3 hours

britain is actually quite big

>hey Anon we're heading to the clinic want anything
Yeah man, just hit me up with 2gs of some kief
>fer sure man, see ya in a min

I love california

http://www.strawpoll.me/12611860/

HELP

>>72792590
>being this upset and bitter about people's harmless interests that bring them contentment
sort your life out

>>72792623
explain how it's a choice?

>>72792619
went through his instagram and he actually seems like a nice lad tbf, just maybe not the sharpest tool in the box

>>72792619
hes got a respectable chode

>>72792547
>2 whole stories over the course of 60 seconds
London has well and truly fallen lads

>>72792605
>acid attacks
>sharia councils
>don't worry lad now we're going to start speaking english

fucking hell the memes are real

>>72792649
Because in civilized countries, people are free to hold whatever religious beliefs they want

>>72792547
but acid attacks are a good old fashioned british crime going back to victorian times
at least theyre assimilating in that regard i guess

>>72792623
the fella who's saying this is the same one who was saying "we dont know that it's the perpetrator" during the london attack when that picture of khalid masood surfaced. He's taking the piss but is an EXTREMELY good baiter

>>72792547
>the south
Disgusting.

I miss the big guy...

>>72792692
>civilized
FOY
FO
F
FO
FOY

>>72792648
>anyone that criticises my pathetic life is upset and bitter
the rise of manchildren is a serious problem in society
it's the death of art and culture

>>72792590

I hate contemporary modern culture, it's so shit and shallow with no redeeming qualities at all.

Also this >>72792624
I don't get why those fucking things are popular, they are designed incredibly ugly

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Rorkes are the only true Britons

>>72792692
that's not really an answer to my question. How do you choose to be religious?

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>>72792698
>brits did it 200 years ago so it's fine is muslims do it now

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they really bum you on this

REALLY need an angry new york latina gf to beat me up

https://youtu.be/Ll0XbB3GxuA

>>72792726
you definitely seem bitter and upset. grow up.

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>the rise of manchildren is a serious problem in society
>it's the death of art and culture

>>72792745
Fuck off Limey

>>72792745
this is a VERY good image

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lol

>>72792312

khalid masood when he converted to islam

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>>72792745

>>72792797
HOWLING

ub nub, eee chop yub nub,
toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah.

Yah wah, eee chop yah wah,
toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah

Coat ee chah tu yub nub,
Coat ee chah tu yah wah,
Coat ee chah tu glo wah.

allay loo ta nuv

Glo wah, eee chop glo wah, ya glo wah pee chu nee foam,
ah toot dee awe goon daa.

Coat ee cha tu goo (Yub nub!)
coat ee cha tu doo (Yah wah!)
coat ee cha tu too (ya chaa!)

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Ah yes the North and London

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>>72792786
thanks la

>>72792797
top banter

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>yank politics in MY /brit/

>>72792804
conversions are literal psychosis or forced upon you and you don't actually believe it
how are either of those choosing to be religious?

gave me tingles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK97t8N5jMY

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>>72792836
>tfw south west

*bans Islamophibians*

Is "nerd culture" the worst thing to happen this century so far from an artistic point of view?

>>72792813
can only imagine the state of the seething eastern euro runt that took the time to make this image

>>72792846
Donald Trump is eligible for British citizenship and therefore /brit/ related

listened to some advice i got here and just ordered meself a compression shirt to see if it reduces my lumpiness

>>72792836
if you don't live in a white area of this map i feel bad for you

>>72792853
you're the one who was saying that khalid masood was probably a bystander aren't you ;)
you're genuinely probably one of the most skilled posters here in your baiting abilities, but could you maybe do it in another thread? /cum/ is extremely easy to set off, so is /britpol/ x

>>72792766
reckon the grown men basing their entire consumption pattern on children's media should grow up
this idea that we are all atomised individuals who can't judge other's behaviour is poisonous iah

>>72792836

nice population density map

>>72792836
wow highly populated areas have more muslims, who would have thought

>>72792836
live in a light next green next to a dark green
>tfw cultured

>>72792813
I'll admit it, I laughed

>>72792918
>act like a wasteman
that's not me

Give cara gf now

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which is the one for you /brit/?

>>72792955
post fucking machines

Massive dose of ascorbic acid traight up the shitpipe

The foreskin is peeling back from my third eye, my almonds are activating

>>72792836
this is literally just a population map

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reminder that trump is scottish

>>72792877
:3

What do you think of academies?

>>72792955
swap it you for fucking machines
post them

>>72792932
>>72792931
it's a percentage of the total population btw so your population density claim is irrelevant

>>72792965
none, I don't want my children to need plastic surgery to be attractive

>>72792973
>Massive dose of ascorbic acid traight up the shitpipe
what does that do? get you high in some way?

>>72792965
left please

>>72792989
How do you commute to London from Newcastle?

>>72792558
okay then, want to play this game?

how could you choose when your parents taught you to be religious

>inb4 bullshit about parents not being religious

>>72792965
cor
probably top left, top middle, far left or front left

(i dont know their names)

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Why is the Overground so peng

>>72792987
not enough good english footballers coming through the system
something's going wrong at a grassroots level

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m27XBZ_TQuc

>>72792971
>>72792996

I'm not the machines guy, give Cara.

>>72792989
christ imagine commuting 100 miles a day

>>72792955
just post them lad
do it

>>72793018

plane

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>>72792985

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I wish I had been alive in the 1940s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P5DLcYdeaM

>>72793018
you get on the train that goes from newcastle to london

>>72792836
surprised that newcastle has pakis
north east is still the whitest region in the uk overall (apart from norn iron)

*punches you*

>>72793025
by not believing them (which isn't a choice, you are either convinced of the logic or you're not)

>>72792989
does that one guy from north of newcastle just fly with his private jet every morning

>>72793058
the 40s were objectively the worst decade of the 20th century for most of the world

>>72793047

isn't that normal in yankland

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Why aren't you lot all on /sp/ right now?

>>72793045
no machines no cara
i've told you before, don't care if you're not 'the guy' you better start being the guy and post fucking machines

>>72792989
life in the bug world

>ywn live in the timeline where Trump was banned entrance to the UK and then he just claimed a British passport and enters anyway

>acid attacks skyrocketing in London
>no mention of who or why
hmm yes very convenient. why are lefties so desperate to defend muslims?

>>72793091
not really

>>72793045
post fucking machines

>>72793092
International football is wank

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>>72793056
>Haggis and heroin

>>72792989
>Newcastle

Christ the absolute madman

>>72793098

Give Cara or you are a nadsi

I keep seeing people bark on about how the EU is going to collapse but it looks like it's doing fine, especially if LePen doesn't end up getting elected. They can push onwards to proper federalisation.

>>72792989
>yanks travel the distance of lands end to jon o groats just to go to the shop

Why do provincials pretend their towns are white?

Every time I go to a provincial town/train station I always see black people and pakistanis

>>72793112
it's the bbc lad, they're unbiased and they don't stir up tensions because they have no monetary incentive to do so

>>72793077
yes

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>>72793058
how did Europe go from that to this

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listening to some country music lads
the most underrated genre
took this picture too

>>72793112

>antisemitism on the rise

must be all those "rorkes", am i right?

>>72793148
*pops you on a baking try*

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Doing a listen lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCZng_ME2ys

>>72793174
trees in Australia look neat

>>72793112
"kill them with kindness" ..or something

>>72793044
Wrong song mate, should've been The Glitzy Hive

Also would accept Annie

>>72793159
nice

I have never had sex.

Just thought you'd all want to know

>>72793136
Seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHA1ufmLZQY

>deep fried heroin

>>72792965
far right

When do the trees start going green again lads? April?

>>72793164
the (((allies))) won

>>72793225
neither have I

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>it's the bbc lad, they're unbiased

>>72793174
>australian grass verges
looks fucking shit in general

>>72793192
bit miffed at the lack of PoC in that image

>>72793155
>the daily mail and other rags ree about muslims to sell newspapers to idiots
wow
solid logic ngl

>>72792989
what a mess

>>72793092
Because sports is boring

>>72793225
>>72793240
i cummed in a fanny approx 15 hours ago
felt really nice

>>72793192
me with the french flag

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>tfw rorke but still attracted to half cast girls

>>72793174
why does Australia look 10000x better than Britain

don't understand what's wrong with populism desu

despise weaboos
despise naziboos
despise commieboos

>>72793241
they literally are though? they get equal amounts of complaints for being too left wing and too right wing and as the tory majority/brexit shows the centre ground in the uk is quite far right so they're too right wing if anything

>>72793313
>half cast
*dual heritage

>he believes that misguided altruism is a global jewish conspiracy to screw over white people

no such thing!

>>72793236
takes right up until the end of April, beginning of May

might be slightly earlier down south

>>72793075
so believing someone means you're forced to think something?

that's a bit fucked up logic lad, now give me the real reason, stop joking

>>72793347
Jamal Greenstein

>>72793316
tbf it's a very nice street in a very nice suburb

>>72793341
inclined to agree with this, even as a brexit voter myself. Seems to me that they report primarily facts and put little opinion in there

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>the centre ground in the uk is quite far right

>>72793316
there's room to swing a cat

how long can you take a train until the inspector comes

>>72793369
no it's just not a choice is it, there doesn't have to be compulsion. Believing something or not is not a decision you actually make

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is it true brits have separate hot water taps?

>>72793415
depends x

>>72793408
I get my hair cut on Fossgate

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Mandem kicking the ball lads

*shifts the overton window*

>>72793431
Is it true that several American cities have more murders per year than the entirety of Brtain?

DOING A SCREECH

>>72793453
please stay safe

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what is he thinking?

>>72793465
>pre-cooked bacon
absolutely runtish

>>72793415
if they're going to check tickets they do it maybe 5-10 minutes after leaving a station.

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>>72793479
Same thing he's thinking

>>72793465
Oh not you, jog on

>>72792371
dunno, my family are atheist (and my dad is sometimes a bit of an annoying edgy cunt about it) but all the primary schools I went to were CofE and had priests in to talk at assemblies, so i was basically christian as a kid but then i just stopped

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Been day drinking lads.
Reckon it's time for a fortifying curry, and two pints of kingfisher.

>>72793431
yeah

>>72793465
>bacon

>>72793507
Been here since 07. I will never leave

>>72793465
me on the right

>>72793479
I killed more soldiers, I should be at the front.

also helps that inner city suburbs in Australia aren't total shitholes unlike all of Europe

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>I once heard a priest publically speak so I was basically a christian as a kid

>>72793465
>that grim dry out of date cold bacon
nasty state of affairs

>>72793552
who did tony kill? why haven't i heard about this?

>>72793562
wrong

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the goal gf

>>72793580
>why haven't i heard about this?

The record was corrected

It's been a very nice day out, I almost feel bad for spending all of it inside.

Should've mowed the garden or something.

>>72793567
ah yes that's what i said isn't it
I believed in the bible etc because i was taught it as basically a literal version of events, so I for instance believed Jesus was a real person who literally did miracles, because that's what the priests said.

>>72793431
not anymore, only povvos these days
i got the last sink in my house changed last year and I rarely see 2 taps in public toilets anymore

>>72793601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8wcYrqIzhg

>>72793601
I hope you never reproduce

>>72793601
don't care, back to normiebook

>>72793607
what as in he murdered someone? woah the conspiracy runs deep

>>72793465
It takes a few minutes to grill bacon you stupid mong and it is much nicer

>>72793092
I find football really fucking boring to watch, if I try and watch it I just get distracted, miss a goal and then lose all interest.

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COMRADES, THE VOICES OF THE DEAD BATTALIONS
OF THOSE WHO FELL THAT BRITAIN MIGHT BE GREAT
JOIN IN OUR SONG, FOR THEY STILL MARCH IN SPIRIT WITH US
AND URGE US ON TO GAIN THE FASCIST STATE!

WE'RE OF THEIR BLOOD, AND SPIRIT OF THEIR SPIRIT,
SPRUNG FROM THAT SOIL FOR WHOSE DEAR SAKE THEY BLED
AGAINST VESTED POWERS, RED FRONT, AND MASSED RANKS OF REACTION
WE LEAD THE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND FOR BREAD!

THE STREETS ARE STILL, THE FINAL STRUGGLE'S ENDED;
FLUSHED WITH THE FIGHT WE PROUDLY HAIL THE DAWN!
SEE, OVER ALL THE STREETS THE FASCIST BANNERS WAVING -
TRIUMPHANT STANDARDS OF OUR RACE REBORN!

COMRADES, THE VOICES OF THE DEAD BATTALIONS
OF THOSE WHO FELL THAT BRITAIN MIGHT BE GREAT
JOIN IN OUR SONG, FOR THEY STILL MARCH IN SPIRIT WITH US
AND URGE US ON TO GAIN THE FASCIST STATE!

WE'RE OF THEIR BLOOD, AND SPIRIT OF THEIR SPIRIT,
SPRUNG FROM THAT SOIL FOR WHOSE DEAR SAKE THEY BLED
AGAINST VESTED POWERS, RED FRONT, AND MASSED RANKS OF REACTION
WE LEAD THE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND FOR BREAD!

THE STREETS ARE STILL, THE FINAL STRUGGLE'S ENDED;
FLUSHED WITH THE FIGHT WE PROUDLY HAIL THE DAWN!
SEE, OVER ALL THE STREETS THE FASCIST BANNERS WAVING -
TRIUMPHANT STANDARDS OF OUR RACE REBORN!

those weird short teeth that some people have freak me out

what are they doing wrong to cause that?

>>72793626
>I for instance believed Jesus was a real person
no serious academic would dispute this
>who literally did miracles
he did

who here lib dem?

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Hope you racists are happy

@72793668
cancer

>>72793350
how'd you know?

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the goal

>>72793668
embarassing post

don't like the way british cities are set up
why should i be far away from everything in the suburbs whilst the inner city niggers and pakis get to be close

>>72793691
why are you being so confrontational mate? you okay?

>>72793691
no true scotsman but yeah historic jesus was real
didn't do miracles though, that was made up later

>>72793634
SUPERB post

>>72793714
twat

>>72793668
reported

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>>72793699
Aye.

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>COMRADES, THE VOICES OF THE DEAD BATTALIONS
>OF THOSE WHO FELL THAT BRITAIN MIGHT BE GREAT
>JOIN IN OUR SONG, FOR THEY STILL MARCH IN SPIRIT WITH US
>AND URGE US ON TO GAIN THE FASCIST STATE!
>WE'RE OF THEIR BLOOD, AND SPIRIT OF THEIR SPIRIT,
>SPRUNG FROM THAT SOIL FOR WHOSE DEAR SAKE THEY BLED
>AGAINST VESTED POWERS, RED FRONT, AND MASSED RANKS OF REACTION
>WE LEAD THE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND FOR BREAD!
>THE STREETS ARE STILL, THE FINAL STRUGGLE'S ENDED;
>FLUSHED WITH THE FIGHT WE PROUDLY HAIL THE DAWN!
>SEE, OVER ALL THE STREETS THE FASCIST BANNERS WAVING -
>TRIUMPHANT STANDARDS OF OUR RACE REBORN!
>COMRADES, THE VOICES OF THE DEAD BATTALIONS
>OF THOSE WHO FELL THAT BRITAIN MIGHT BE GREAT
>JOIN IN OUR SONG, FOR THEY STILL MARCH IN SPIRIT WITH US
>AND URGE US ON TO GAIN THE FASCIST STATE!
>WE'RE OF THEIR BLOOD, AND SPIRIT OF THEIR SPIRIT,
>SPRUNG FROM THAT SOIL FOR WHOSE DEAR SAKE THEY BLED
>AGAINST VESTED POWERS, RED FRONT, AND MASSED RANKS OF REACTION
>WE LEAD THE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND FOR BREAD!
>THE STREETS ARE STILL, THE FINAL STRUGGLE'S ENDED;
>FLUSHED WITH THE FIGHT WE PROUDLY HAIL THE DAWN!
>SEE, OVER ALL THE STREETS THE FASCIST BANNERS WAVING -
>TRIUMPHANT STANDARDS OF OUR RACE REBORN!

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>>72793668
*punches you*

>>72793767
iiiiiiii will eaaaat your sooooouuuuuuuulllll

>drank 2 litres of cider last night (7%)
>Got stomach pains and vomited
Who else here /lightweight/?

>>72793768

if you punch me, I win

>>72793768
me in the middle

>>72793742
>didn't do miracles though
ah yes there is absolutely no reason why he developed a cult following that later formed the basis of all of western civilization

please end my existence

>>72793768
rorke btfo
confident i could smash any of the rorkes here in too

>>72793668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKVnur5DkdI

Where to meet girls once you're past uni lads? Get enough matches on Tinder/Bumble, but the idea of actually going on a date on the basis of a dating app just seems so depressing and fake. Want to meet someone who I can first be friends with and then take it to the next level if it feels natural desu.

>>72793810
>the basis of all western civilisation
umm that's judaism isn't it? the one that christianity is based on

>>72793812

join the BUF lad, we need young men like yourself

>>72793720
I take lots of photos and I can go back through my library and see what time of year the trees started going green

>>72793595
it's true though
the historic centre is always surrounded by shitty ugly estates
in Australia we putt all our shitholes on the edge of the city

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>>72793734

>>72793801
if you drank it pretty fast then 2 litres of anything would do that

>>72793768
>1933

Manchester knew what was up early ay, good lads

>>72793810
he was a very nice bloke who believed in freeing people from an oppressive empire, there is no reason to think he wouldn't have myths made up about him to glorify him

>>72793810
ah yes he cured a blind man and walked on water and came back from the dead and shite didn't he lad, he's this one bloke who actually knew how to do miracles and nobody else has ever worked it out since

give your head a wobble

>>72793852
>we

>>72793839
the entire point of Jesus being on this planet was to revise Judaism. Christianity is based on Judaism in the same way Protestantism is based on Catholicism.

why do fascists and communists insist on RPing as 1920-30s germans?

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>rorke btfo
>confident i could smash any of the rorkes here in too

>>72793832
if you get chatting to a girl and she seems nice and you want to take her out how is that depressing and fake just because you did it on an app expressly designed for that purpose?

pull yourself together and get some clunge

imagine living somewhere like switzerland and then stepping into the UK

must be like entering a third world country

>>72793905
aren't too many sons of god out there lad, it might have had something to do with it

>>72793709
I was assuming this was a joke doing the rounds on twitter. did people actually take the image at face value?

haha

remember when microwavable meals used to tell you to pierce the plastic film several times

but now they just say peel

>>72793916
umm there was no "point" to jesus being on this planet
there is no purposive existence, god isn't real and everyone dies

>>72793938
me on the right

>>72793959
you absolute dishcloth, sort yourself out

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>>72793767
exquisite post

>>72793970
ah yes edgy nihilism, let's import a brown cock for every British women because nothing matters

>it's a "i instinctively say "what?" or "pardon?" or "hmmm?" everytime someone asks me a question even though i heard them clearly" family gathering

Ah yes

>>72793832
you're lucky. at your age, dating is a man's market. your SMV will go through the roof if you're in shape and have a job. Just follow the 48 laws of power and escalate slowly but firmly with frequet negs

honestly, no disrespect to christians and i think christianity is a net positive on the world, but what's more likely
>people make up myths about their leader to immortalise him and glorify him
or
>the son of a literal actual deity travelled to earth and did things that were literally actually impossible

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>>72794003
why is she so nice lad?

business idea: single people are forced into relationships with other single people by the state

>>72793952
Maybe it's because I'm a bit of an autist, but personally I like to have known a girl for a while (at least a couple of months) and be friends with her before deciding whether or not I want to date her. Only gf I've had started that way. If I go on a date with someone then it's a sign that I do see a potential future with them - how can I possibly work that out if all I know about her is that she's nice looking and has good chebs?

oooh mum got me a few cakes from Gail's Bakery woi oiii

lads don't even fight for God and Queen anymore.

shockin state of affairs yer in, truly the beginning of the end of the Empire. Goodbye United Kingdom hello United Kaliphate

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>ah yes edgy nihilism, let's import a brown cock for every British women because nothing matters

>>72793968
>tfw scientists literally had to figure a way out to do that because retards didn't follow the instructions

>>72794056
you're not even allowed to criticise islam any more lead.

>>72794005
things do matter, they just don't need some skydaddy to make them matter
try and keep on topic as well you don't know how i feel about immigration and the two topics are hardly related except for you and your ilk reinforcing the negative things about islam by pretending believing in any god is justifiable

>>72793828
CHOOOOOOOOONAGE

>>72794028
Why do you think Christianity is a net positive for the world if not for the wisdom and divine knowledge of the figure who set it in motion?

>>72793968
i had a microwave meal today and it told me to pierce the film.

>>72794050
you are autistic

Meet a girl off tinder and just take it slowly then, you don't need to marry her on the first meeting you absolute phonebox

>>72794056
now THIS is a good solution to the name problem if scotland leaves

think this ""christian"" or perhaps muslim is just baiting lads

>>72794056
>truly the beginning of the end of the Empire
what the fuck are you own you dopey twat the empire has literally been gone going on 50 years

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hmm?

Why doesnt religion just say dont be a dick? Ah no, its very important to not wear things made from two fabrics. Bunch of autists who were like stop liking what i dont like.

>>72794110
the shoulders on that bint on the right...you could make chad children with a lass this strong

business idea: use more artificial preservatives in microwaveable ready meals so that they don't have so much salt in

>>72794050
you monglet, there's no obligation to carry on seeing a girl after a few dates.

Your behaviour probably puts girls off and/or makes them think you're a shirt-lifter.

>>72794159
its just a tool of social control bro
we'd be better off without any religion

>>72794111
i think there is a lot of wisdom and knowledge in the bible but that still exists without the miracle bits. Jesus' preaching stands on its own two feet without magician stuff. Also think it was a net positive for spreading literature and science because it created a class of educated monks and priests, which again doesnt need the miracle stuff

>>72794145

DAS REICH HAT NIE KAPITULIERT

>>72794098
since when did Nazis call themselves Nazis?

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>>72794030
They need to clone her desu
Free grimes gfs for everyone

>>72793968
they never say peel retard

>>72794159
>honour killings? fine
>listening to music? STRAIGHT TO HELL
ah yes, islam.

>tfw recently converted veggie
>feel better about myself and that i'm living according to my morals but still want chicken and chips literally every day

>>72794159
and to the front page with you, good sir!

>>72794212
>>72794212
>>72794212
>>72794212

NEW
E
W

>>72794120
>>72794182
I feel like you have to be fake-confident Chad to get anyone on Tinder, because she'll have so many other matches that she could just drop you for someone else easily. Don't get me wrong, if I put my mind to it I'm sure I could do that and get laid far more often than I currently do, but it wouldn't be """me""", it would be the person I'm pretending to be. Just want someone authentic desu.

>>72794185
he redpilled me on burger sauce

lads you literally don't understand
i will actually die if i dont get a korean gf

>>72794242
been veggie for a few years now, eventually the cravings pass. There are some nice veggie alternatives too, stick with it la x

>>72794246
>inb4 j&

>>72794251
>hi, you look nice and I'd like to go for a drink or coffee sometime, not really into tinder chat. Are you free on Saturday?

Finding someone might mean putting yourself slightly out of your comfort zone kiddo.

>>72794373
Even that would be too awkward for me desu, although you're definitely right that I need to leave my comfort zone. That's why I think a healthy medium would be finding some sort of hobby that allows me to meet girls - no longer staying in my room 100% of the time I'm not at work, but not quite becoming a full-blown normie just yet either.

>>72793429
what, do you mean I'm being dictated by my brain?

unironically sighing

>>72794159
>Why doesnt religion just say dont be a dick?
fucking this