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cara

cara#2

plymouth is actually an alright place

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>spending 3 quid on a sandwich
HANG THE RICH

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>>72785941
oops forgot my pic x

can't imagine a woman ever being attracted to me

falklands war does my head in

how could the argies ever think that was a good idea?

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lena

/brit/ is a healthy BMI range general
fat cunts and skellingtons can find somewhere else

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>/brit/ is a healthy BMI range general
>fat cunts and skellingtons can find somewhere else

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>>72785906
>eating pub grub

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>/brit/ is a healthy BMI range general
>fat cunts and skellingtons can find somewhere else

>>72785968
>the lazy fat cunt is one of the communist runts
like POTTERY

>>72786012
best fedora 2bh

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Friendly reminder

>>72785984
Nor me. In fact not only do they not find me attractive, they seem to be actively repulsed or irritated by my existence even when I've only just met them.

>>72785995
please post more Lena

Literally can't do any physical activity otherwise my heart explodes. Not too sure what went wrong

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huh...

despise fat women. it's NEVER their fault

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>>72786045
first time i've posted it, thought i'd spice up the /brit/ fedora circulation

NEED a paki slag gf lads

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Is this the perfect world?

>>72785992
They didn't believe Thatcher would send the navy to take them back

>>72786091
me on the left

>>72785995
good post

>>72786091
POO

>>72785968
Just bought a co-op meal deal ama

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>>72786059

>>72785992

black people aren't very smart

>>72786119
'nce

can see chemtrails above me lads
they're trying to get at me after seeing my /brit/ posts, they know my third eye is wide open

>>72786119

piss off nonce

business idea: subsidise food

just found out its a bit weird to put referees deets on me resume

maybe THATS why no ones called me back

>>72785992
Desperation.

>>72786146
want to cum on that qt tummy

how do people in labour still genuinely UNIRONICALLY like corbyn, lads?

>>72786182
kill yourself fggot

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NEED a paki bf

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on the train lads

I'm just trying to make a living FFS you autist

>>72786146
wonder if this is the actual body of this actual poster

>>72786117
same
they don't date whites though and probably spend all their time bitching about white infidels

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lads

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>>72786119
no, this

>>72786214
yes it is , why?

>>72786173
Yeah lmao

Pretty sure referees is like a yank tv meme

Today Sargon of Akkads second channel was deleted. KeKistan is under attack!!!!!

>>72786225
wrong

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>>72786091
>africa 1 day after the last unicef food drop
>africa 3 weeks after the last unicef food drop

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/least-14-people-shot-cincinnati-nightclub-one-dead-n738621


Ah yes, the religion of peace

>>72786026
theres nothing wrong with it

>>72786236
why did you delete the post mate

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>>72786168
Fuckboy

>>72786157
Fuckboy (but in a good way)

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>>72786226
Where have you been? I missed you xx

>>72786261
some roo' fag was making lewd comments, why ?

>>72786232
>BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hnMpzNqDg

Nice day out innit lads

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>>72786269
>Fuckboy

>>72786193
unironically like his nationalisation plans but he's too much of an ideologically driven leftist (ie abolishing the monarchy, reunification of ireland, palestine) to be prime minister.

>>72786303
terrible post
>>>/deutsch/

>>72786246
proofs?

>>72786330
I've dated a paki girl in the past and have seen many other similar relationships

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#corrected link#

Learn french with Victoria's Secret french-american model Camille Rowe-Pourcheresse (lewd lesson #1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8CNpNUKoQA

>>72785789 fuck, wrong link

could easily smash any on of you runts

just did a rare double ghost poo lads

came out my arse slick as a wet otter and disappeared without a trace, went to wipe and there was nothing, starting to doubt if I did a poo at all

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>>72786239
been doing it for a year lmao

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>>72786324
>abolishing the monarchy
imagine being an ordinary person and defending monarchy
just imagine

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

>>72786345
Was she religious?

I've never seen it myself.

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>>72786232
Ew

The more freedom women have, the more depressed they become

been going through the Indian parts of london recently

really integrated good lads

>>72786356
this post will haunt me for weeks to come

>>72786364
imagine being so obsessed with french revolution romanticism that you want to abolish the only driving force of tourism to britain
imagine

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*blocks your path*

>the state of my pillow

hair is falling out at a concerning rate boyos

Business idea: Scotland and NI become 1 state, the rorkes will cancel out the SNP, and an enlightened radical centrist nation will emerge

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39397669

The eternal cager strikes again

How do we solve the cager problem?

im pretty sure the only welsh bloke i know has a paki gf

>>72786393
>Was she religious?
no

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want to spend my days meditating on the human condition, consciousness and the universe

How long do I have to be out in the sun for befor I stop looking like a little pale bitch?

cud easily heem the lot of ye

I've sincerely never met a single British person who'd ever eaten the so called "fish and chips"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE_kWu9z_Zw

everything about this is wrong. corden is wrong. take that is wrong. this """""""""comedy""""""""""" is wrong.

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>>72786433
I'm Welsh and don't have one, but I want one
>>72786439
That explains it

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>>72786396
>>72786396
Actually studies show that mothers working full time are happier

Reckon the only chance of me ever having a mixed race child would be with an indian/Pakistani. Some of those girls are CUTE

>>72786447
>a little pale bitch
Pics. x

>>72786445
can't imagine that car is too safe

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*blocks your path*

>>72786454
Poles that live in England don't count mate

>>72786451
fuck off wogstralia

>>72786484
N-no

>>72786476
>im welsh
get extra flags you cunt.

>>72786456

aha class that

>>72786451
All brits must die ajajajajajajajajajaja

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>>72786483
yeh

>>72786490
tell me you had

>>72786496
Pale lads are extremely cute and there's a lot of people who think so, just so you know. x

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Lily

Business idea: gather up all cyclists, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight

>>72786451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

>>72786548
I'm too pale though, just want a bit of colour

>>72786527
Bullshit.

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>>72786490
one day the proles will rise up together with the poles, balkanar, baltics, irish, scottish, romanians and tear your shitty colonial country to pieces.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n06FqMYa3eI

Game Grumps 2012-2013 was the pinnacle of off-the-cuff unscripted comedy

>>72786577
freshie

>>72786451
winning this for /brit/

>>72786393
Do a course university of north London. Loads of edgy rebellious Paki grills there for the reaping. Fair chance busting one will get her killed.

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>>72786518
but then i won't be able to disappear at will and play devil's advocate so easily (e.g. riling up both sides in a /brit/ argument)

>>72786606
True. That pic's still bullshit though

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>>72786600

>>72786451
*pushes the button*

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>Stoke Newington florist sells sticks for up to £18... despite being minutes from park

you arrive in london

>>72786657
>twitch

get the fuck out you underage fag

missed the train to go to the rock climbing gym
been looking forward to that all week
hate my life desu lads.

I swear by Allah, everyone in this thread will get a taste of my shoe if theyre not careful

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>>72786600

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>Freddos are now 30p

Alas, that these evil days should be mine.

>>72786699
*heems you*

LET THE GOOD TIMES FLOW

Can't decide if Scousers or Brummies are more subhuman

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>English lads have their pick of cute Pakistan girls everywhere
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>72786718
ah yes the proverbial Freddos

Business idea: pot noodles, but really good

gonna put unilever out of business

>>72786716
>RT

You have to go back, ivan

i can feel an enormous poo brewing

>>72786716
kill yourself

Don't forget the clocks went back an hour last night

And they go back 60 years on Wednesday

Hahahaha

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the actual reasonable goal

>>72786451
Gas the yanks

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you arrive in scunthorpe

>>72786718
>30p
fucken oath they're like 2 bucks here

>>72786772
what's happening on Wednesday

What happens if you drive a nice car through the shitty parts of the North?

Do chavs run after you trying to key your paint?

>>72786782
the fuck is this
poor mans bmw x6?

you runt

>>72786772
my glocks dont tell time faggot

>>72786809
B R E X I T
R
E
X
I
T

>>72786796
>paying for your freddos with big black bucks

Cuck

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>>72786809

>>72786789
I've fallen in to that water at least twice.

t. mong who gets routinely mullered at barasti

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you arrive in glasgow

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>>72786600

>>72786815
what's a nice car according to your disgraceful working class sensibilities

>>72786789
Ah yes. Scunthorpe and their yachts.

>>72786789
>no matches on google
is this saudi or something? why do all the buildings look like they're a bit tilted to the left?

>>72786809
Romanians are being given the boot

>>72786346
It's like, very lewd, so please indulge and watch it goddammit you fookin basterds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8CNpNUKoQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8CNpNUKoQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8CNpNUKoQA

>>72786809

We're deporting all poos pakis and polacks

>>72786819
BMW SUVs look stupid

giving up on a /gf/ lads

>>72786847
deanoest post i've ever read

People keep giving me weird looks lads

>>72786856
Dubai Marina.

business idea: people elect smarter people to make important decisions for them

What happens if a white man enters London?

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>>72786856

dubai marina

solid episodes of Escape to the Country tonight lads

>>72786899
probably because you look so weird

>>72786916
Better start paying MPs decent salaries then

really like putting a vibrator in the gfs fanny
anyone else know this feel?

>>72786892
I was in a literal, genuine, actual, 100% real dance off last month.

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>>72786600

>>72786925
>east
get stabbed by blacks.

>west
get robbed by banks.

i want a fucking cat

>>72786952
nah no gf for me

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>I was in a literal, genuine, actual, 100% real dance off last month

>>72786936
Probably hahaha

>>72786934
castles in the sand...

>>72786934
what a weird looking place. Dubai looks sterile even by city standards.

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so called girlfriend experience

>ywn fly down french country lanes in a mercedes

why live?

>>72786451
*cleanses the thread*

heh ... sorry mates

*tips slouch hat*

How on earth do people get a gf. What actually happens. Someone explain the chain of events to me

>vote to leave the EU because there's too many Pakistanis in the UK

rorke logic

Hi guys, I am having a little problem with an Ebonic TV show hoster:

https://youtu.be/yK3CxVuE_I4?t=3m1s

I hear "Name something that a hobo and a man have in common"

And the guy replies "he's White"

I think it's probably wrong, though, so I ask you: what the fuck is he saying? I can't understand him

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>>72786809

Islands in the stream

there was a bank robbery in my home town haha x

>>72786952
bit weird imo

>>72786997
That's because there's a literal army of wogs cleaning every inch of the place every day. Slave labour.

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>>72787017
Not even an argument.

>>72786997

it's an abysmal place

It's only fair to warn
I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my dang umbilical cord
Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2 by 4 board
And smash into your Honda Accord with a four door Ford
But I'm more toward droppin' an acapella
To chop a fella to Mozzarella worse than a helicopter propeller
Got you locked in a cellar
With your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia while I'm standing next to ya
Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death
With an IV in your vein feeding you liquid Darvocet
Pumping you full of drugs
Pull the plugs on the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven
To Receiving with the asses ripped out of they pants
And given a less than 20 percent chance of living
Have a possible placement as a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in Grandma's little basement
Doctor Kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you
While you scream "I'M STILL ALIVE!"
Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
And pulling your Adam's apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department
I've hired an arson to set fire to carpet
And burn up your entire apartment

>>72787016
used to actually be alright. now its just *enter bar* *alri* *go back to bed*
no chance nowadays lads.

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>>72786322
Yes fuckboy?

>>72786952
the patricians choice

>>72787019
"Pillsbury Doughboy", not "hobo"

>>72786119
lewd

>>72787016
I used tinder personally

>>72787025
The picture doesn't even make sense. Switzerland and Norway are in the EEA, EU-lite.

>>72786952
feels better in your own arse though

t. poof

Honestly just be a fuckn good cunt and good cunt things will eventually start happening to you too

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>>72787016
dunno

most of my relationships started because I got drunk, chatted up some girl outside of a club in the smoking area and then I wake up in her bed feeling quite achey

then you say "hey we should do this again some time"

and then you have a gf

>>72786979
unlucks mate it's quite fun
might lose my job to mechanisation if i'm not too careful so i got a small one haha

>>72787106
bruce

>>72787016
You meet a grill just like how you meet any male friend. Except she looks at you more often than usual because she finds you attractive and you do the same to her. When you talk, it's still just like having a conversation with a friend but there's more of an impulse. This goes on and on for a few weeks or months until you finally pluck up the courage to ask her to go for a drink. If it goes well you do it again and before long you see each other more and more often, give her a kiss, give her a shag, then if you still like her after that and she still likes you and wants to do it again voila: you're basically in a relationship.

Rorkes voted to stop Poles and Slovenians

Instead they will get Pakistanis and Nigerians

>population votes leave to slow immigration from Africa, middle East, Asia
>Politicians increase immigration from these places
I have to admit our politicians are quite the banterous lads but it is getting out of hand

>>72787098
every girl on tinder is just the same. slag, "i love nights out", overexaggerated eyelashes. terrible.

>>72787118
FONT

>>72787103
bit gay this

>>72787144
it was a referendum about the EU though
did no one tell gav down the pub that?

Been in the sun for like 30 minutes will I have a tan yet lads

>>72787168
yea lol x

are you all just guessing or have there been actual proposals to increase immigration from outside the eu?

>>72787098
Don't understand this. Why would you get a gf off a hookup app. Why would you want to

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miss talking to girls lads

now I've lived on my own for too long and I've become even more socially inept than before

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can see kids playing outside in the sun lads.

used to be me.

>>72787140
and whats wrong with that?

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business idea: develop time travel and save him

>>72787185
Cool better run inside now haha

feels like every day i go out to buy stuff the prices are rising

fuck brexit lads

>>72787119
yeah id be concerned of blowing up my spot bringing in a mech desu

>>72787206
nonce

>>72787150
Learn to differentiate between basic slags and gf material.

>>72787188
It's been admitted by just about everyone that immigration from "the commonwealth" will increase. That is not code for Australia and Canada

>>72787207
just seems counter to rorke's racist beliefs

>>72787200
just be yourself haha

>>72787192
You meet up with them for drinkypoos and if you get on you see each other again. If that continues for long enough and goes well enough you fall into a relationship naturally and then one day you realise she's your gf now. Don't know why you don't understand basic human interaction.

>>72787234
Haven't heard this once and I monitor politics frequently

Listening to banging techno lads

>>72787273
frequently monitor this
*unzips dick*

>>72787273
are nige said it repeatedly during the referendum campaign

>>72787273
Obviously you don't then, mong

>>72787300
ah yes definitely a man that has a lot of say in british foreign policy

Stumbled across an achievable qt on Facebook when I was trying to stalk someone else.

Can I just add out of the blue and send a friendly message saying her profile made me laugh so hope she doesn't mind the add or is that never going to work?

>>72787321
dont call me a mong you runt

>>72787330
immigration is domestic policy...

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>blue crab cakes
>blue ccrrrrraaaaaaaaab cake

>>72787331
are you hamsom?

>while we were in the Eu we got hundreds of thousands of net migrants, some from the Eu most from outside it
>now we've left we'll get hundreds of thousands of migrants some from the Eu but most from outside it
was there actually any way to win this

>>72787331
lol

this is what indian mongs do

cannot be arsed to do anything today

work tomorrow

>>72787331
are you good looking?

Spotify is a good app

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4346440/London-terror-attacker-converted-daughter-Islam.html

>mother was a coalburner
>coalburner wife

burn the coal....

*chucks a ball into the free range Australian runts' pasture and watches them happily play and squabble over it*
Ahh, lovely
*picks up a remote control with a big red button in the centre and presses it*
*the ball explodes and dozens of shreiking mutilated runts are flung up into the sky as the rest of the herd looks on in disbelief*

>>72787300
He said trade with the commonwealth would increase and migration where needed would continue, he didn't ever say it would rise.

>>72787331
are you a chad

Friendly reminder that if you spent less than £80 on your mum today, exclusive of the value of the expensive meal you will take her out for tonight, she secretly views you as an embarrassing failure

Gonna die alone haha

>>72787352
no it's foreign policy

policy (on) foreign(ers)

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>modern encryption built upon mathematical truths, specifically the difficulty in quickly factoring the products of large primes
>"we need to ban encryption because of thuh turrorrists!"

hmm yes let us ban this mathematical knowledge excellent idea hmm yes this is feasible

>>72787418
>The Home Office is the government department responsible for immigration
ah yes
the foreign office looking after immigration of course

>>72787409
I don't celebrate mothers day because it's american

plus she has a birthday that I can forget anyway

>>72787370
Not really but my FB profile is pretty solid.

The key is that she's a girl I find attractive but not everyone would do this might cut me some slack.

>>72787418
Hope you're being thick just to play off how stupid you really are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw

was blasting this on the train and everyone was giving me looks

fucking runts dont know a tune when they hear one

hello niggers

>>72787441
>autism
they're not banning "mathematical knowledge" you mongoloid, the point is police should be able to access it with a warrant

>>72787441
when you live in a dystopian society like we have here in Britain, truth no longer exists

>>72787447
its not american mate it's to do with churches

>>72787409
I spent £50, close enough, especially considering I'm a student

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>>72787409
my mum's too busy cooking my roast today to worry about commercialised holidays

>>72787475
>>72787446
sorry I don't know anything about politics

good thing I'm not in charge of any important decisions in this country like staying in the EU then eh?

lads how do I get a black/brown gf?

>>72787523
heh
i guess not
no one would trust people who know nothing about politics to make important political decisions would they

>>72777777

>>72787503
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother's_Day

literally invented in america

ergo

fuck off yank

>>72787488
you're a dumb cunt, terrorists don't even encrypt comms. The paris attackers literally talked about it over skype and playstation

extremely suspicious of anybody who has ever been to Dubai, don't know what chain of events could lead to you being there besides being an instagram whore who lets Arabs fart on their face for money or some other normie occupation.

>>72787409
Unironically haven't done anything and shan't be doing anything

>>72787467
go for it I guess, just don't be disheartened if it doesn't work out

>>72787558
what game did they play?

>>72787488
if it's encrypted properly there's no way for anyone to read it except the sender and receiver. The only way to implement such a thing as the home secretary is to purposefully cripple the encryption with a backdoor, which opens up ways for anyone else to come in and read communications too.

it's just not feasible.

>>72787555
You lads technically celebrate Mothering Sunday, that's not the same as Mother's Day

>>72787488
The point I am making as that the knowledge genie is out of the bottle. You can find PDFs on how to implement strong encryption with a google search. If you build a back door into WhatsApp or whatever you like, people will just build their own implementations of secure messaging apps which aren't compromised.

Trying to ban or prevent encryption is like trying to ban atom bombs. The knowledge about nuclear fission and fusion exists, you can't unmake the truth just because it's a pain in the arse.

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found the welsh gf taking a nap haha

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>A girl has said that she wants to have sex with me
>She's gorgeous and a monstrously experienced cock-gobbler
>I'm a 25 year old virgin who has never even had a handjob and only got my first kiss with her yesterday, though I didn't tell her that
I'm going to last two seconds, aren't I chaps?

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>>72787409
I spent £55 on gifts for her and now I have £10 left in the bank for a week, meanwhile my sister has bought nothing and only contacts my family when she needs money (she's a student)

>>72787337
Mong MONG MONG MoNg
What are you going to do about it MONG

>>72787608
bet you don't even get hard

>>72787608
do 2 wanks before

>>72787605
the welsh are people too

>>72787200
Literally just try to gather subjects to talk about, then find one who fits your style and talk to her.
How old are you?

>>72787595
and yet people call it mothers day

it's like calling father christmas "santa"

>>72787608

how did you do it lad

>>72787608
I would advise not to get into a relationship with her, it would end badly. I've read many reddit posts where the man is inexperienced and jealous his gf has taken 100 dicks

>>72787555
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothering_Sunday

ergo

fuck off mong

>>72787409
FOB

My first blowjob was from a self-professed cock expert at a drunken house party. She noshed right onto my willy and we was so fucking rough with my penis head she had me gasping in shock/pain.

Sadly I think she mistook my gasps for pleasure and turned it up a notch. Horrible experience. Didn't cum and went slightly floppy after a few minutes so I pulled out.

Terrible, terrible

>>72787646
where are they then

all i see is sheep

>>72787662
Doesn't really change it tho does it, it's not Mother's Day

>>72787608
Oh well
It still counts doesn't it

>>72787608
you'd be surprised. my first time was with a similar type girl with an unreal body and I lasted 2 hours hahaha

>>72787646
but they're so swarthy it's hard to see them in that way

>>72787441
cant the terrorists just encrypt the actual content of their messages lol with their own encryption keys

>>72787630
That would be rather embarrassing but is also a fair possibility

>>72787643
This doesn't seem like good advice

>>72787663
No idea, haha

>>72787665
She has a bf

>>72787689
it does change it

>>72787675
mother's day is an american expression

either call it mothering sunday or fuck off yank

>>72787515
hahahahaahha

good post

>>72787665
not him but that would likely happen to me
i wish i could lose my virginity with a woman who is also a virgin, but i know that will never happen. i missed my chance

>>72787708
>This doesn't seem like good advice
???

>>72787708
>She has a bf
Why yes this won't end badly hmmm

>>72787693
how would you describe those 2 hours

>>72787698
they're probably not smart enough to use pgp keys

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who here /hyped/ for paddy the baddy defending his title next week

>>72787515
good picture/file name combo

>>72787730
>>72787730
>>72787730
>>72787730

Old new:

>>72785938
>>72785938

>>72787698
yep

any terrorist who wants to keep their communication secret will continue to do so. The only people banning encryption will hurt is the average joe when Russian hackers use the government backdoors to come in and nick all your information.

IDIOTIC TECHNOPHOBES REEREEEEEE I hate normies

>>72787743
they have their own messaging program, its in the first issue of inspire

>>72787728
Yeah just don't if it ever happens mate. It always goes like
>Why I have no idea why my bf is insecure I've had lads twice as big in every position but won't do them all with him

>>72786819
BMWs are for tasteless asians

>>72786873
but im going to uk anyway in few years