The official LGBT general of 4chan!
cute thread :3
>>72781731
whoa is that the guy that can't die in a car crash?
>>72781731
That's a a big guy
got a gf (male) for about a month
it was alright, but i was really disturbed my this weird pseudo-childishness. stuff like trying to sound cute or watching pokemon.
normal woman aren't like that, only autistic men are like that.
>>72782337
did you actually?
there's a couple of cute girls (male) on grindr i keep meaning to say hello to.
Space is mental
>>72782374
yea
it was alright as i said. i just find their emulation of femininity a fairly off.
How is /GF2017/ coming along lads?
>>72782390
too bad we can't send Curiosity that can get under ice over there.
Would be cool.
Everyone who goes to church in London is black.
>why yes i am religious
>>72782746
true
lamo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUlfIh91Gk4
ahahahaha silly bird :DDDD
>>72782791
Is that a Billabong shirt? He is a man of culture
wish i could get used to a different browser
Australia > Canada > US >= UK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NZ
Ought to get the old thread to 310 before the janman clocks in for his shift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Gy-7r5eo0
doing a nostalgia
Rotherham
Need a cute bf
>>72783918
>0:38
rorke
she played a fiddle in an irish band but she fell in love with an english man
>>72783931
>bf
Nothing suggests that's a boy, lad.
>>72781731
someone actually gave birth to that thing
>>72783965
His cock does
Any Brisbanites with phimosis here? I wanna kick your ass.
>>72783941
think you'll find it is in fact rourke
>>72783986
Unitonically had phimosis had to have my foreskin snipped off :(
>>72783918
>tfw no chavvy drazic bf to ram my arsehole
>>72783975
think he was smaller at the time though mate
>>72784001
the fuck is this show? i'm almost 22 and have never heard of it. is it Australian? is it our version of saved by the bell?
didn't get the sextuplets earlier but i'll definitely be getting the quints in a few hours
Mando Diao lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3NOCEKTzAU
Destroy the child
>>72784032
i'm 22 and i at least remember the last season
kill yourself
Konnie Huq
>>72784032
>22
not really old enough are you lad, doubt you even remember anything from the 90s
fuck off
Never de-veined a prawn in my life, I just slobber that shite up with the rest of it
>Disney to continue making Star Wars movies all the way to the 2030's
>>72784079
ewww she's brown
very sexually attracted to men
>>72784079
Konnie Suq
>>72783886
Nah
Australia > NZ > UK > Canada = US
Starting to realize that normies are all the same, no matter where you go.
Then again, abnormies are all the same, so I guess it makes sense.
>>72783918
always thought it was weird drazic and some other cunts living in that warehouse when they were still in high school
>>72784107
bit gay
>>72784113
Konnie
Has anyone ever had period sex?
Visiting the gf tomorrow for two days and of course her period arrived today. I've never done it before. Is it really that bad?
the leftists are using climate change as an excuse to never have kids
power to 'em i say
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over
Got my car cleaned by Romanians at thbe Tesco hand wash thing for £23
Well worth it desu, really fucking clean now. The inside of the windows were fucking awful before, at night the light would reflect off all the gunk and you could barely see.
>>72784079
your taste is really predictable
ree ree roo roo mummy I need a poo poo
>>72784157
why did you let it get that disgusting
>>72784131
the uk is third world
nz is boring
Say it with me
The greatest British athlete in history
>>72784148
doesn't feel different at all so it's just a question of how you feel about having your willy covered in blood
>>72784179
chesslad!
APOLOGISE
>>72784178
does it really get covered in blood? would it be dangerous to do it without a condom?
>mfw gf's period arrived when she was out and we have to go pick it up at the depot
>>72781818
that's thailad m8
>>72782791
Imagine being such a runt that you only listen to one type of music
>>72784179
gay cunt
>>72784196
Chesslad is another aussie though, don't know if he's gay. x
not a fucking fan of you runts stealing my 'dora naming system
>>72784200
nice b8, r-right
>>72784167
laziness+shit weather desu
>>72784151
listening to a radio discussion rn about women who regret becoming mothers and every one of the women in the discussion has kids and they don't regret it whatsoever
scratching my head 2bh
had too much cheese last night now I've got a splitting headache
>>72784200
>goldstein
cant make it up
>>72784200
that has to be fake
>>72784200
some say she looks distressed and i would agree but for a different reason. she looks annoyed at being inconvenienced by the attacks to me
>>72784201
>does it really get covered in blood
yeah
>would it be dangerous to do it without a condom?
don't think so, i mean you're already doing it without a condom anyway right?
rate my deadfu
>>72784232
hose the ol' 'r down every month desu
cycling in britain is a nightmare
too many hills
>>72784222
>tfw no aussie bf
Where can I find this game
>>72784200
>the real victim
So dead and seriously injured people are not real victims?
>>72784200
>jacob goldstein
What would happen if I injected coca cola into my veins
>>72784234
it's a bit of an open secret that mothers hate their children
>>72784271
good for thighs
>>72784271
love living in York because it's flat as a pancake and it makes cycling a breeze
look
regular lips ok?
just wait
>>72784269
Are you brum btw?
>>72784271
>nightmare
Mate hills are what's fun in cycling. Are you Dutch?
>>72784315
no brum hasn't lived here for almost 2 years now
>>72784285
if its carbonated you might die
remember some lad injecting flat mountain dew into hiis veins but iim hazy on the deets
>>72784260
yeah we fuck unprotected 2bh
but surely if someone elses blood is involved it makes it riskier exposing my willy to it. i don't want aids or something
>>72784282
>>72784239
The Irish are the real enemy
>>72784315
hills are a fucking nightmare, I want to give up cycling because my area is just hills
>>72784326
What happened to him?
>>72784200
dunno why people are criticizing her. the whole ordeal clearly gave her a headache
>>72784312
now black lips xD
>>72784345
/pol/ sperging out
>>72784331
well if she doesn't have hiv now how are you going to get hiv from her blood?
>>72784173
They are our greatest ally and without a doubt share the same culture as us, North Americans are unfunny with shitty accents.
>>72784345
>criticizing
fuck off yank
>>72784342
finished uni here, moved back, became a wasteman, still posts here anonymously
>>72784336
My area is just hills, it's great fun, are you new to cycling because at first it's fucking hideous. Once you get your leg muscles and cardio up they're fun, still hard work but fun.
Ones in my area are so steep you feel like you're going to die then you get to the top, it's a great feeling. Then you whizz down them at 35mph.
>>72784312
>>72784349
Those are some thicc lips
business idea: the systemic destruction of the ruling aristocratic classes and mass execution of the intelligentsia to promote a more basic agrarian communist system with a heavy focus on local control
Got really drunk last night and all I can remember is throwing up everywhere and some girls hitting me on the head
>>72784349
Suck my cock dude
>>72784349
LOL
countryside cycling is terrifying
>>72784406
haha yeah, the intelligentsia
*surreptitiously opens google*
>>72784406
alri pol
>>72784406
better business idea
kill all the proles and replace them with robots
>>72784406
>agrarian
Um no pol pot x
>>72784361
i dunno mate how does anyone get sexually transmitted diseases?
>>72784359
it's not pol though??? people in general were obviously annoyed by how nonchalantly she walked past the victims. if she had tried helping then things would be a lot different. it just looks bad overall
>be carcuck
>get bombed
>>72784200
I bet she wishes she was under that bus instead eh? Poor victim of circumstance.
>>72784444
monkeys innit
>>72784426
it should be. there's no cctv to stop me from sending you into a hedge
>>72784349
and finally
white lips xDDD
>>72784444
The girl's willy penetrates your willy and lays an egg in your testicle iirc
>>72784451
First people to complain about it was /pol/ tho
>>72784426
How is it terrifying? There's barely any cars if you have a brain and stick to rural roads.
Why haven't you joined leftypol? Don't you want to liquidate kulaks?
>>72784456
so i can't get aids from fucking a girl on her period unprotected unless she already has hiv
okay lad i'll follow your advice but remember if you're memeing me and i catch aids now then the blood will be on your hands (and my willy)
>>72784478
i doubt that
>>72784493
Rural roads are all 50mph two way roads unless you find rare empty single lanes
Maybe I live in a busier area but they're all full here. You won't find an "empty road" in Britain
>>72784200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7TeTbxv2EM
>>72784540
>50mph
They're national speed limit, so 60mph.
>You won't find an "empty road" in Britain
Absolute shit. Just don't cycle on A or B roads and you're fiond. Stop being a wuss mate.
>>72784544
>festung europa
Fuck off pol
>>72784501
>board consisting only of b8 posts
wow so funny xD
>>72784278
That specific one?
https://en.lichess.org/nat0tISH
Here you go, had to look through my history.
>>72784561
>Just don't cycle on A or B roads and you're fiond
Those are the vast majority of roads though
>>72784570
That's the fake leftypol for polacks you have to go onto 4+4chan.net directly as it's filter from google search (it's not actually plus it's 8)
>tfw they inject bogbots into your body via vaccinations
>>72784373
Mm I am not a fan of the zed myself as well
>>72784478
I have a feeling you're new on this board and in for a let down soon. This isn't redditchan lad.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
booked a rock climbing session later on but i dont want to leave my flat now
help to buy available
>I have a feeling you're new on this board and in for a let down soon. This isn't redditchan lad.
>>72784651
>flat
lol pleb
>>72784615
*filtered from google search results
>I have a feeling you're new on this board and in for a let down soon. This isn't redditchan lad.
anyone wanna clean my flat for me
cba
>>72784644
>>72784537
I was on /pol/ the day the attack happened, first threads about le muslim women was on /pol/
wonder do the bodganoff brothers shit at the same time on the same bog?
>>72784664
what kind of garage is that that you can't even get into
>>72784664
explain the fucking garage
Give me a film to watch please
No gay shit like dr who or owt
Think I'd enjoy bullying a cute brit guy, maybe batter his bollocks a bit in case he gets uppity.
>>72784694
>>72784693
/brit/ mind
>>72784702
kung pow
>>72784702
Kes
>>72784702
Look up living utopia on youtube
>>72784614
Stop making excuses you fat cunt and cycle
>>72784693
>>72784694
You access it from inside the house, it's where you keep your bench and punching bag
Idiots
>>72784664
classic barratt design
a masterpiece i must say
You're all absolute trainwrecks of people
>>72784702
event horizon
>>72784667
little bit rude mate??!??
There's a wasp in the kitchen lads i shut the door on it now i cant have breakfast what do
>>72784759
gas it
Be pleased to inform Her Majesty that the White Ensign flies alongside the Union Jack in South Georgia. God Save the Queen
heard someone describe spunk as 'population paste' last night. quite like it.
reminder to not put your socks on the wrong feet
>>72784759
down a pint of concrete, should harden you up by lunch la
Really just want to get some hideous deano car that has 150,000 miles on it for £20k
>>72784702
lord of the rings fellowship of the ring
>>72784686
depends on what i get in return...
>>72784759
stop being a pure runt, open a window in the kitchen and the wasp will fly out
>>72784759
it's lunch you moing
Got a big lump under my skin full of puss and stuff that appeared overnight. I've burst as much as I can out of it but now I have a big sore spot on my face
>>72784806
who the fuck hasn't seen that already
>>72784724
No
>>72784728
Watched it in year 8 English
One about the bird right?
>>72784731
No
>>72784744
>When the Event Horizon, a spacecraft that vanished years earlier, suddenly reappears, a team is dispatched to investigate the ship.
I said no gay shit
>>72784806
Not 12
might get out the toys and have a nice long wank
>>72784775
in what context were you having a conversation about semen mate
>>72784820
Who the fuck hasn't watched it more than once?
>>72784821
>he's never seen event horizon
what a massive pleb you must be
>I said no gay shit
>why yes I do reply to five posts at once
>>72784809
What if it stings me though
>>72784811
I just woke up though
>>72784790
>ridiculous insurance and maintenance just so you can have a nice looking car for a few months before it breaks down
>No
>>72784808
me x
>>72784820
it came out 15 years ago
>>72782337
I'm an autistic guy and i watch pokemon.
gonna go buy a co-op meal deal and sit in the park and eat it slowly and soak up some rays lads
miss fondling and spanking the gf's bum
>>72784821
127 hours
>>72784821
Watch Dredd.
>>72784861
>What if it stings me though
it probably wont x
>>72784907
wtf rapist
>>72782337
autistic girls (female) watch pokemon too
>>72784889
ok
>>72784907
>gf
Heterosexuality is a kike invention to keep the goy down
Praying to God that Le Penn wins
It's the only hope Europe has
>>72784861
I once had a wasp sting me. DO NOT recommend haha.
miss fondling and spanking the bf's bum
>>72784894
>The London Freemasons pledged £2 million, of which £1.5 million has been donated so far, representing the most significant contribution from a single source organisation. The tremendous donation from London Freemasons has been absolutely instrumental in allowing London's Air Ambulance to acquire a second emergency medical helicopter, convert the aircraft to meet aviation regulations and provided it's medical refit, and to cover some running costs for the extended service.
nothing conspiratorial about it
will not have you smearing the good name of the london freemasons
>>72784931
sexuality is god's invention to keep you from reaching enlightenment
>>72784895
goddamn
Girugamesh
>>72784913
very nice
>praying to God that Le Penn wins
>It's the only hope Europe has
Quick, fedoras! Now!
>What was that? Will I do what? Oh, you want me to reply to posts individually? No, I shan't be doing that; I'm an upstanding gentleman and I wish not to subject other users partaking in the merriment of /brit/ to a continuous stream of posts declaring whether I will be watching their suggested viewing material. Instead I will merely post a single needlessly oversized post, no doubt it will be far more appreciated.
>>72784923
She likes it
is the french election today?
>>72784821
The great escape
was just dusting my room and found an unopened silver packet containing 100 pyrazolam and 75 flubromazepam
don't even remember stashing them. must have bought them about a year ago.
stupid waspanon scared of a wasp lmao
>>72785003
in one month, 23 april
>>72784702
Bicentennial Man
>london only has 2 air ambulances
WTF
How does Le Penn even ask someone to pick up a pen for her without being picked up herself?
>>72784702
Oblivion
>>72785057
dont really need many do they, everywhere is extremely near a road
>>72785057
Helicopters are fucking expensive man
>>72785023
Wonder what else you've forgotten in your benzo fuelled fugues
>>72785057
Not exactly practical in most scenarios in London is it mate.
Also this
>>72785087
and they're run by charities
>>72785064
They call it a stylo
>>72784942
nah not really
you'd need literal fascists to get all the nonwhites out of Europe at this stage
All groups like UKIP, FN etc will do is just slow down the rate at which europe becomes a mongrel filled continent
@72784857
>has that saved
Lmao don't even at me u nancy sally
>>72785090
I enjoyed this post.
Why do eastern euros always bully brit posters on 4chan lads
>>72784894
>illuminati killers
are they killers who work FOR the illuminati or are they killing the illuminati?
>why yes I haven't googled Murray Bookchin
>>72785103
where are all the hijabs
>>has that saved
>Lmao don't even at me u nancy sally
need someone to rub deep heat on my back
Really want to be a deano
>>72785135
Not experienced this at all.
Poles are always angry though especially since brexit.
>>72785149
Fuck off, Amerifat. I really hope you die soon, you and your family.
Surprised how long fedoraposting has lasted
need someone to rub deep heat on my bum
>why yes I do label my 'dora collection
>>72785193
Don't see any reason why it would ever end 2bh
>Surprised how long fedoraposting has lasted
>>72781731
doing a vpn test post
>Surprised how long fedoraposting has lasted
forgot its mothers day lads. RIP.
U.K. is a really boring place to live
>>72785249
bls don't ban this one mods I don't want to go to jail for shitposting on the chons
>why yes I do have multiple images of people with fedoras on my computer
>why yes I do fedorapost
Ahhh yes the typical "the terrorist was mentally ill" subplot surfaces. How predictable.
When I was in college I legit saw one of those fedora fags. Had a longcoat, fingerless gloves, neckbeard, fat, small etc
Fucking hilarious
Whenever someone posts something deep or minimally intellectual someone posts a fedora meme.
I'm tired of that. Are we supposed to talk just about anime and homosexuality? I hope someone kills all those people who post fedora memes.
>>72785249
tfw mine are blocked
>>72785300
Is he wearing fucking tailcoats
>>72785177
Find those cars ugly desu
Actually I find most modern posh cars ugly.
Why yes I do give each of my fedoras a unique filename ... after all I am a fedora connosiseur
>>72785315
all muslims are mentally ill
>Whenever someone posts something deep or minimally intellectual someone posts a fedora meme.
>I'm tired of that. Are we supposed to talk just about anime and homosexuality? I hope someone kills all those people who post fedora memes
>>72785286
Grass is greener amiright
>>72785315
Don't think you can be of sound mental health AND carry out a terrorist mass killing desu. Of course they're all fucked in the head.
told my brother I'd call over for dinner at 2 but I don't want to. fuck him
*calls up brother and tells him hes a cunt bastard and probably a secret jew*
>Whenever someone posts something deep or minimally intellectual someone posts a fedora meme.
saw the virgin walk post on reddit yesterday lads
haha
>I hope someone kills all those people who post fedora memes.
>>72785315
to commit crime means you're mentally ill
section all criminals
might do a save
>>72785359
Be careful with me, you son of a bitch. I'm dangerous and I can do you a lot of damage. You are warned.
>>72785383
no.
>Whenever someone posts something deep or minimally intellectual someone posts a fedora meme.
>I'm tired of that. Are we supposed to talk just about anime and homosexuality? I hope someone kills all those people who post fedora memes
need a haircut but have severe social anxiety
>>72785398
runt car
When did neckbeards start wearing fedoras and when did they stop?
>>72785372
Cryptojew. Secret just sounds silly.
>Be careful with me, you son of a bitch. I'm dangerous and I can do you a lot of damage. You are warned
can you name a good female public speaker?
I can't
Just goes to show that women are the inferior race
>>72785450
and cryptojew doesn't?
>wants to fuck asian women
>gets mad when white women fuck black men
>>72785444
buy electric hair clipper, shave your head
>>72785386
>someone reposted my edit
Feels good desu
Stop!!
>>72785512
... IMA-A-A-AGINE MY SHOCK ...
>>72785507
that's what i've been doing for 8 years but i can't be looking like a chemo patient anymore
>>72785444
Push yourself and go to a hairdresser
>Stop!!!
https://www.ft.com/content/f35ff124-1093-11e7-b030-768954394623
RADICAL CENTRISM
can't imagine posting a single image of myself on the internet other than to share with immediate friends/family
tea is shit
coffee is shit
green tea is the future
>Just goes to show that women are the inferior race
racists = lower intelligence
>>72777777
who got it
>>72785573
Agreed.
>>72785499
SHUT UP BLAD
seems like a pretty good deal tb?h
currently pay a tenner a month for less data, less mins and on a network with shittier 4G speeds
>>72785612
GOOD lad
>>72785618
three has 1p per mb and its pretty good value. i only really use messenger on 4g since theres wifi everythere else.
>>72785618
What do you spend your data on?
>>72785573
use green tea as part of my mdma detoxification regime
>>72785618
That is pretty good
I pay £12 something for 4gb data and unlimited mins/texts on 3
>go to shop
>want something quick i can eat
>look at healthy stuff
>ridiculously expensive
>look at mid-tier stuff
>mildly expensive
>look at crips and chocolates and that
>all on sale (seemingly always on sale)
how is it MY fault that im fat?
>>72785663
That's only good if you use absolutely no data
>having a contract phone
utterly bellowing
>>72785618
wew is it stable? thats cheap af
lower tier plans are expensive as fuck here
>>72785688
>so lazy that he cannot be bothered to cook himself something like a normal fucking person
>is a fat cunt
woah what a shock
>>72785663
>1GB for 10 pounds
hmm
not a good deal tho is it
>>72785688
I paid 3 quid today in Tescos for an egg and cress sandwich, bottle of innocent orange juice and apple and grapes.
You have no excuse
>>72785688
fat cunt
being fat is a conscious choice
>>72785737
i use like 20 mb max per month. havent topped up in like half a year. good deal if you dont use jack shit data per month
Post one more fedora meme, son of bitch, post one more if you have balls and I will kill you.
>fat cunt
>>72785740
>buying sandwiches from a supermarket
Peak povvo achieved
>>72785665
To be fair I barely use any data. Only use it for browsing 4chan / reddit on the train to and from work or browsing NSFW sites at work. 99% of months I don't even go over 1GB.
But this sim would give me more data and, more significantly, better speeds for less money.
Learn french with Victoria's Secret french-american model Camille Rowe-Pourcheresse (lewd lesson #1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3qCtXRVz0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3qCtXRVz0g
>>72785740
>3 quid
fuck off billionaire
>70p on mcivtees caramel digestive slices and 50p for can of irn bru
>>72785779
t. LITERAL lard arse
>>72785781
Have you ever been out of the house and have been hungry at lunchtime?
>>72785773
so it's kinda like being gay you mean?
>Be careful with me, you son of a bitch. I'm dangerous and I can do you a lot of damage. You are warned
Your so qt
>>72785810
pound bakery - 2 pasties for £1.
>>72785810
he's right though?
>paying 3 pound for a 3p sandwich
at least go to like a proper cafe/chain lad.
>>72785790
>irn bru
>>72785814
No because you can't choose who you're attracted to
>>3 quid
>fuck off billionare
wailing and screeching
>so it's kinda like being gay you mean?
>>72785814
yes
>>72785840
Yeah but then you're paying a fiver for a sandwich and £3.30 for a tiny cup of coffee
its not MY fault im fat! I just like eating tasty tasty food... my belly says im full but its so TASTY!!!!
got some dindins lads
>people who literally can't spare 3 fucking quid for a sandwich
get a job you runts
>>72785906
looks ok
>>72785906
*large inhale*
FAAAAAAAAAAAT
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
>>72785906
looks quite good x
>>72785938
>>72785938