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stuff the nonce in the freezer Edition
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not a fan of these less than 310 post /new/ threads
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>>72781523
Leave Thailad alone!
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>>72781547
alri janny
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>There must be "no place for terrorists to hide" and intelligence services must have access to encrypted messaging services, the home secretary has said.
hate it when technologically illiterate NORMIES get a say on privacy, she can fuck straight off
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>>72781554

watch yer tounge ya git, i got me prunin snips right aear
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In all my years of eating frozen pizzas only one brand has come close to being even remotely edible
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last night you were in my room

and now my bed sheets smell like poo
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What? What do you mean a rap song isn't in the top charts?

Oy vey change this immediately !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BT broadband is such a scam

It's over 40 quid after the first 12 months, so you NEED to keep BT TV to make it worthwhile
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>they'll never win the EU elections
>they're just a protest vote
>they'll never even have an MP
>they'll never have more than one MP
>there will never be an EU referendum
>we'll never vote to leave in the referendum
>article 50 will never be triggered

all in the space of 2 years lads, mad ting
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>be american
>get shot
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me on the right
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all gays are nonces
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Oh fuck it's Mother's Day
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=914DvVBm0dY
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>>72781566
>there's literally nothing we can do to prevent people driving cars along the pavement
>best start talking about cracking down on the internet so it looks like we're doing something!
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>>72781523
i never finished playing those tomb raider games to know the ending
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>>72781645
Yeah
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Andromeda
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>>72781662
Better give my mummy a text haha
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>>72781523
masturbated to lara croft so many times when i was 13
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Mothers Day is in May you dumb cunts
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>One person has been killed and at least 14 injured in a shooting at a nightclub in Cincinnati, Ohio, police said.
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Feast Day of the Mother Church lads, have you had your simnel cake yet?
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>>72781688
FOY
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Solihull
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>>72781655
same desu didnt even get ass first mission iirc just remember shooting a tiger with 2 pistols
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>>72781671
>not living with mummy
Fucking normie
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>>72781597
Virgin is even more expensive desu.
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everyone is a nonce
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>>72781688
yeah and christmas is in the summer haha

stupid fucking didgeridoo sucking runtoids hahahhaa the absolute state
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>>72781671
Same. Moonpig card was sent but might not arrive until tomorrow. Thought Mother's Day was tomorrow. Yep, I somehow forgot that "Mothering Sunday" would be on the Sunday.
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>>72781718
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>>72781718
Excellent post
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>>72781711
>shooting a tiger with 2 pistols
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>>72781716
yo mama's a nonce
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>>72781597
Get a package with your phone and all that and it works out well m8.

Always been very happy with BT, especially after they upgraded my broadband to 50mbps from 4mbps
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Boy, let's not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me
Come on now follow my lead, come on now follow my lead
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named the best place to live in britain by the Daily Mail
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>>72781738
>>72781711
are you saying a tiger won't die if you shoot it with 2 pistols?
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>>72781523
At the so-called "football".

COME ON YOU IRON!
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>>72781755
How much are you paying?

Do you have BT TV & Sport?
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>>72781711
Are you me? I couldn't get past the first fucking starting area in Tomb Raider 2, I was there so long trying to work it out the tigers kept respawning.

Tempted to get Tomb Raider 1 now desu
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>>72781755
Who has a landline phone in the year 2017
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Don't reply to it
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>oldest /brit/ in the catalog has only 280 posts
Janny is going to burst a fucking vein when he sees the state of this board
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anyone play this when you were a little lad? :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi2Ki54jlCg
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I wonder how much of twitter is people saying the same thing

apologies for jpg
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>>72781636
rude!
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dont reply to it
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>>72781786
i do

it rings every so often, i ignore it because i assume it's some indian trying to scam me
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>>72781780
(you)
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>>72781786
professionals.
should have a separate home/mob/work contact
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>>72781775
no lol. just that i remember shooting a tiger with 2 pistols while cartwheeling and shit
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>>72781760
buildings are a bit too modern for my tastes
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>>72781786
You've got to pay for one as part of the broadband deal usually.

I've got a Virgin landline, no phone to plug into it though. I still give out the number mind.
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>>72781798
whats wrong with jpg
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>>72781819
Thank (you)
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how big is everyone's willy's? I don't like getting naked in the changing room because I feel like my softy is small but my hard dick is a little bit over 7"/19cm feels bad man :(
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>>72781798
going back 40 years wouldn't be a bad thing tbqh
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>>72781760
Just looks like Hull city centre but a bit fancier and cleaner.
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>>72781851
i don't think anyone played past the first level and tutorial of that game lol
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>>72781780
Mum pays it, last bill says £102.26, £24 of that is broadband, £18.99 line rental, international pack etc phone usage £28.

BT sport app which is an extra fiver a month, no TV.
>>72781786
Who doesn't have a landline phone? We don't get signal at our house but even if we did why the fuck would you not have a landline?
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>>72781812
Ok

>>72781823
Don't given me that bullshit
I'm a contractor with literally no need for a landline, use your fucking mobile

>>72781855
You can get virgin media with no landline
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>>72781785
The Tomb Raider games were pretty tough.

Puzzle platforming with a shit camera and early 3d graphics plus the combat was unforgiving.

Still good games though.
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lads what's a nice drug I should try

bit bored of the usuals

Thinking about trying opiates but they look expensive
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if i moved to Engerand would i get bullied?
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>>72781857
jpg compresses images by lowering the quality, it shouldn't be used for text
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>>72781877
older men dont get ashamed why should you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5B3J0r0tSs

thread theme
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DEJA VU
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8d7_1490442941
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>>72781890
Because I have a mobile
Only people who still have landlines are your parents because they've always had landlines
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>>72781911
you can read it just fine though?
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>>72781903
yeah for being christian
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>>72781903
Fuck off you bent scot
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yes hello /brit/
I have question

In french when we speak casually we say "to throw potatoes" at someone to mean that we punched him, is it correct in english too ?

Thanks, x
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>>72781902
don't get addicted laddo, if you're trying to push the boat out in terms of experience what about shrooms?
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home of course to a massive jaguar land rover factory (who said there was no industry anymore?)
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>>72781896
>I'm working class povvo ofc I don't need a home phone
heh
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>>72781921
the fuck is going on here
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>>72781944
cant you read?
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>>72781932
No.
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>>72781919
well you have to admit it feels bad to have guys see your cock and think you've got a small one
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>>72781954
>not embedding the video
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>>72781902
ketamine
then ride a bycicle
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>>72781944
jaguar land rover factory
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>>72781955
Okay thank you sir god save the queen
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*shoots all the brits*

haha
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>>72781925
I would have a landline, loads more reliable than a mobile and cheaper I bet.

Then again I have a basic nokia phone with no camera and I'm on pay as you go whereas everyone else spends half their wage on their phone contract.
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>>72781941
But I'm not working class

Why would you need a landline when you have a mobile
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>>72781971
everyone knows long cocks don't grow much. so the smaller your willy, the bigger the thiccer your erection
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>>72781933
spent the past two years blowing my synapses off with massive doses of LSD and I'm a bit bored of it now. Don't think mushrooms have anything for me to get out of desu.

>>72781978
tried ketamine and didn't like it that much

Will try k-holing in the near future but I'm looking for something else to do
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>>72782025
D M T
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NEED to buy more alcohol is
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>>72781998
It's not cheaper because you pay £15 for line rental + whatever you call package is

You can get an unlimited sim only for way less than that
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>>72782021
one might have bad reception
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>>72781933
Seconding shrooms. Best drug experience there is, both for effects and long term consequences. Providing you're not too young or mentally unstable, then a bad trip might give you a bad time. But I've taken a ton of them and never regretted it one bit.

Is it true it's legal to grow them in Spain? I think they're class A here, which mean big trouble if you're caught growing them in large quantities to sell.
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I'm going to bite the bullet and go to BT Broadband+TV for 39 quid a month
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>>72782025
heroin maybe
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tfw don't know anything about telecoms subscriptions because i live with my parents
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>>72782021
Looks good on your business card.
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>>72782070
more than you can afford
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>>72781971
They're probably thinking, "Look at that lad, he's got a small cock and he's not even bothered, I wish I was that confident."
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>>72782022
I seriously doubt they think this and not just oh, look at his Lil dick! tbf I don't even know if it's small soft and it's weird, it gets really big flaccid in the evening, it's like it gets bigger throughout the day starting small from when I wake up until early afternoon
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>>72782091
haha alri mum how did you find 4chan
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>>72782055
That's what you get for living in the middle of nowhere
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>>72782050
Fair enough.

Still would want a landline though desu
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>>72782098
check your warm country privilege
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>>72782069
probably legal in Cataluña and rest of Spain police wouldn't even know what they are and you could just bribe them anyway
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*projects astrally into thread*

ri' lads
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>>72781902
LSD instead of using drugs to escape your head use drugs to explore it
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What books you lot reading then?
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>>72782082
No it doesn't
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quite hungover lads
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>>72782143
been there done that, bored of it now, plus I think I've given myself somewhat permanent psychedelic tolerance in the process too
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>>72782085
I have a job, it's less than a days wages
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>LSD instead of using drugs to escape your head use drugs to explore it
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ello ell
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>>72782121
it's actually bigger all the time when I'm in the UK because I'm better hydrated. I would go for a piss and be like wow I have a nice big dick
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>Car ploughs into pedestrians outside London pub

Oh dear
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industrial divers in Germany make €200 an hour
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>>72782182
The drunk vermin probably ran into the car
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how old is it when it is too late to learn to drive? 20 alright?
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>see post
>conjure up witty and humour reply
>realise it is too late, and the thread has already shifted in discussion
>delete post
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>>72782179
third eye: out to lunch
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>>72782182
>Jade Barlow wrote: “It's all kicking off"
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>>72782179
>not being woke
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>>72781877
dont really care
everyone has a cock, some have big ones and some small ones
just a cock mate. maybe ok we can make fun of each other for 2 minutes but otherwise its whatever
getting naked in front of women is different though, would rather get a hardon before getting naked
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>>72781902
None of them, get a life
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>>72782209
Never you mong
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>>72782246
I don't care about cock size, personality is much more important
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>>72782182
why are there crowds of people outside a pub at fucking 11 in the morning?
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Got called a gay twat at greggs
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>>72782282
i think it was last night
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>>72782280
shut the fuck up ur a bloke
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>>72782294
why?
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>>72782305
Poley BTFO
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the welsh gf
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>>72782246
I just don't want it to be a running joke or be drunk with friends and everyone get naked then be the smallest guy. I am bi though so maybe I can try and get myself aroused by eying up the other guys
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going to try this korean fire noodle

bet the people on the internet were just exaggerating and its actually really mild
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>>72782305
oww
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>>72782312
Swallowed a sausage toll without chewing
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>>72782350
>maybe I can try and get myself aroused by eying up the other guys
Good way to get yourself knocked out where I'm from.
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>>72782350
>be drunk with friends and everyone get naked
What? Why would this ever happen?
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>>72782197
How many hows do they actually get to work tho, seems like a niche job
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>>>/pol/118348342
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>>72782350
just dont care mate
they won't bully you for it or anything, just a few jokes here and there
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>>72782380
>sitting down for 8 hours in the same place 5 days a week
Sounds like my idea of hell desu
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stormzy is an overrated hack
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>>72782388
Good job we own India.
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I get all my news from PJW's twitter page haha
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>>72782396
Doubt these lads are working a full time week most of the year
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*looks around*
Fucking Spaniards
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>>72782364
nice try but I know chavs wouldn't turn down a nice deep throat from a spaniard
>>72782371
happens all the time here usually on the beach ,brits here do this shit the most
>>72782393
but muh masculinity :(
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>>72781523
wonder if well get an hd version of this is a future tomb raider game this shit was funny af
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>>72782450
>a nice deep throat from a spaniard
>muh masculinity :(
pick one
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>>72782450
if I made a kik account would you people send me a soft dick pic age and nationality just so I can get a feel for if I'm normal or not. it's like I wanna check other guys but can't obviously and Idk how to feel about my dick :( I understand if this is a step too far
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>>72782523
you're really gay
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>this spanish batty
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imagine my surprise
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Going on a runt hunt
gonna catch a big one
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Batty crease
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>>72782569
past point of caring desu
>>72782575
fuck off paki
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>>72782450
Hate going on hols and meeting the stereotypical Brit family. I feel sorry for you lads putting up with them. Ofc I do Santorini and Croatia not Spain. Wew imagine having to go to Spain on holiday lol.
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looking at BT TV+Internet thing and bit jealous haha
Foxtel+Internet here is around $200/month for all the channels and roughly the same speeds
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>>72782692
can get 1gbit/1gbit for €35 :^)
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>>72782667
we dug our own grave desu, why does the sun make old English ladies into leather, they scare me, especially as they always on the look out for young Spanish guys
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Virgin media no landline is the way to go

Only grandads have landlines
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>>72782708
dont care about holland tho thats the difference
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>>72782733
keep telling yourself that x
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I say "cunt" when I walk into a room so I can identify the yanks because they get offended
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virgin media is shit. I pay for 50mbps and get like 20 most of the time
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>>72781591
SHART
H
A
R
T
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>>72782692
yodeling

tv + unlimited internet is $60/mo here
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>>72782725
What about TV?!?!?!
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>>72782745
My housemates greet eachother by saying hello you cunt while impersonating Harvey Price
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SHART IN THE MART LOL

Stop it, terrible meme.
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why are french posters on /int/ so racist?
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>>72782794
>not just torrenting everything
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>>72782793
see>>72782733
but replace holland with yankland
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Haven't watched television for about 5 years now, stopped watching when I went to uni and never started again

seems bizarre to pay for broadcast telly nowadays
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>>72782794
Who even watches TV
It's all shit
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listening to some fashy tunes

>>>/pol/118261931
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>>72782801
because we're very diverse and see it doesn't work
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Shart Proudly
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>>72782805
mummy may has already begun stomping on pirates bollocks lad, soon theyll find a way to install cctv cameras on everyones pc
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>>72782846
>>72782829
>>72782805
What about live sports?
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> sports
runt life
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had half a cadbury's easter egg for breakfast
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>>72782860
Hate when people try to insert politics or ideology into music. Especially when people try to project their ideology onto someone else's music.
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how do /brit/s feel about medium sized yank cities
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everythings really expensive in australi
desert convicts absolutely btfo
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>>72782896
streams
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had shreddies for breakfast
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think I might have to do amphetamine today

get the ol' noggin on the go
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>>72782969
comfy
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breakfast means breakfast
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>>72782969
comfy
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>>72782969
no opinion
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>>72782969
this is maybe a better image because it displays our colonial heritage x
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Gorillaz was always dogshit. Dare is their only good song
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Tell me about Plymouth.

I'm thinking of buying a property there then renting it out to students.
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what do you want for breakfast today tess?
>breakfast means breakfast
yeah but you're going to have to specify what you actually want
>the will of my stomach has clearly expressed a desire for breakfast and we cannot ignore that
yeah but do you want like eggs or toast or what
>we need to come together to make breakfast a success
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>>72783027
>Gorillaz was always dogshit.
what about the time they released Dare
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every so often i remember that you can make fart noises by putting your hand in your armpit and it's like i'm 9 all over again
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>>72783027
Demon Days is a great album

the rest is a bit shit and I hate their new songs, too niggery.
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>>72783077
i can make fart noises with my ear, my clavicle and my armpits
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>>72783058
good bit
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>>72783090

No such thing
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>>72783095
fat cunt
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>>72783027
Stylo is their only good song actually
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>>72783027
I like 19-2000 and Melancholy Hill
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Britain mentioned
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>>72783095
how do you get your ear to your armpits
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>>72783118
I dislike rap quite strongly, especially ultra-niggery tuneless shitty rap like on the new gorillaz songs

others (runts) may like it though
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they've all got one

vaginas
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so the policeman that killed khalid masood wasn't at that location as standard, he had just arrived with an MP and happened to be there

there were no armed officers there usually

wew absolute STATE of this country
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interesting
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>I dislike rap quite strongly, especially ultra-niggery tuneless shitty rap like on the new gorillaz songs
>others (runts) may like it though
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>>72782667
Spain is great for all kinds of holidays, there's obviously plenty of culture in Barcelona and Madrid and other parts. I had a nice time on the Costa Brava and very rarely saw the English football shirt, beer-belly and flip-flops guy. A lot of Brits just want a drunken beach holiday with hot weather, we can't have that in Britain so they basically built British holiday resorts in Spain. It's a bit short-sighted and lazy of them, but a part of me likes that there are proud Brits who don't care that they seem low-class, they're gonna have their fun the way they want, and anyone who doesn't like it can fuck off. It's not a sophisticated part of British culture, but it's ours.
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>>72783196
Cripple.
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need a big bumba reverse pon mi sturdy john
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despise spics
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>>72783225
FOY
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>just out cycling
>theres this bridge with loads of steps
>loads of teen girls from some running club are there being coached by some 46 year old nonce
>they're wearing skimpy shorts and have tight, toned legs bums and tummies
>doing plyometrics up the steps
>do races in teams of 3 where one has to be carried on anothers back

So annoying they got in my way had to wait at the bottom of the steps waiting for them to finish their race
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>>72783167

Bullshit. You wouldn't like any of their old stuff then either.
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>tfw no high pitched voice gf
https://youtu.be/xlSmsKJq3CI
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member peanut butter jelly time
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put a load of soil up my nose recently and now i have an infection lol
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Did a wank
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>>72783249
hang all the nonces, ponces and bunty men
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>>72783249
Should have sexed their bums
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>>72783179

Stop calling him Kaled, his name was Adrian and he was an alcoholic loser.
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>>72783292
describe the cummies
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is there a kitty more famous than blini kot
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>>72783280
yes
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>>72783292
>>72783318
Isn't there a board for this sort of thing?
>>
>>72783211
Went to Madrid last month.
Lovely city
>>
>>72783305

erm people need to be addressed under the labels they identify as x
>>
Average, into a paper towel. Don't get to test my shooting strength coz I don't want to clean my monitor
>>
>>72783258
The rapping shit on Dirty Harry ruins what is otherwise a great tune
>>
>>72783335
don't think so
>>
LA LA LA

VINDALOO
>>
if I post my kik will you send your dick pics?
>>
>>72783179
It's never a "lone wold" these are highly coordinated stunts
>>
there aint no breast for the dicked

fanny dont grow on wees
>>
>>72783374
As long as you post your boy bum tbqhwy
>>
alri
>>
The gf cornered me in the toilet for a quickie while she tried and failed to put on eyeliner. She's off to a conference for the rest of the week.
>>
>>72783374
haitiANO
>>
Terrible habit of not replying to people
>>
gotta say cocaine would not be the drug for me

can't shut the fuck up when I'm drunk, don't want to imagine how annoying I'd be if I did some coke
>>
Cannot imagine being a woman and going about your day-to-day knowing there's cum sitting in your vagina and millions of tiny tadpoles are swimming around in your muff
>>
test
>>
>>72783345

Not when they choose to be cunts
>>
>>72783390
I'm just doing it to try and see how mine compares lad
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Wish I had an aussie bf who'd do coke and ramble on while I kiss him all over.
>>
want a cup of tea but the milk carton is as empty as my soul
>>
>>72783479
Your dick?
>>
>>72783431
you clearly like talking about yourself too
>>
>>72783449

how about knowing there's blood oozing out and quickly grabbing your handbag and going to the work toilet to slide a blood soaked tampon out of your fanny and replacing it
>>
Uninstalled Facebook because it will not stop sending me notifications about runts I don't care about despite me disabling everything I don't want in notification settings

Might go the whole hog and delete my account as well. Don't even use the fucking thing and I hate the company.
>>
>>72783211
t. Thompsons rep.
No it is beautiful. Just not for me.
>>
>>72783513
Grim
>>
>>72783431

I don't drink because I stop talking after the first drink. I try to act as sober as possible to the point where drinking just feels like an impediment.
>>
had £35 on hamilton to win
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>>72783506
ye
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>>72783539
huhuhu hehehe hahaha
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>>72783556
Post your feminine cock then
>>
>>72783511
maybe im a lil tipsie heheh
*puts arm around your shoulder*
>>
anyone here watch the F1 today?
>>
is Dear White People out yet?
>>
The UK will be the only western country not in the EEA. Mental.
>>
>>72783581
ye
>>
>>72783514
Get the browser extension nofb or whatever its called because your Facebook is never truly deleted and you're tracked visiting any site with the button.
>>
>>72783581
ye, foy
>>
>>72783581
yeah
pretty boring race
>>
>>72783624
I have ghostery and I'm pretty sure it blocks tracking shite like that already
>>
can't stop groping my own arse
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9QRa0hdf9E

Europa's new anthem after the race war
>>
>>72783639
Pics x
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>>72783639
Pics. x
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>>72783582
Out of order if you ask me
>>
>>72783634

Get privacy badger, it's better
>>
>>72783624

there is no need to have fb in 2017, get with the time gramps
>>
>>72783639
Could not stop doing this after I had mine waxed
Should do it again 2bh
>>
>>72783568
it's not fem. sorry lad don't think we're looking for the same thing
>>
>>72783662
>>72783655
Buy me a coke.
>>
>>72783672
Where did I say I have one Sonny. Need my glasses?
>>
>>72783679
Ah alri
>>72783681
Give me some money to buy you then you cheap runt
>>
why do Scotland, Quebec and Louisiana not use common law like the rest of their respective countries?
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toronto would be a nice city if it weren't in canada

to its credit it's basically in the US anyway which makes it better by proxy

and i suppose it's made worse by the people who live there
>>
>>72783708
*buy you one then
>>
Vanilla Coke>Pepsi Max>Coke>>>Diet Coke=Coke Zero>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pepsi
>>
young girl at work said she needed to go to the supermarket at lunch to buy waxing strips
>>
>>72783655
>>72783662
one of these posts is 30, the other is romanian
>>
stop looking at ma pusseh
>>
Cash only investment

Completing Q3 2017
Prices starting from £78,500
39 exclusive studio apartments
8% NET rental income assured for 3 years

Less than 1 mile from Plymouth University & City centre
Beaumont Square
Already under construction
Plymouth, UK


Fully furnished and managed investment
>>
>>72783653
Um sweetie I think you mean after the class war and that's not communist music x
>>
>>72783773
>Plymouth
dropped
>>
Leon!!!
>>
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>one of these posts is 30, the other is romanian
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Old new:

>>72781731
>>72781731
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>>72783813
*puts you in a bin*
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307
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*ahem*
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AHEM
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runts will thank me later
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