Ask a Russian anything

>>72781216
Do you think pic is manly?
my culture considers it as typical gay.

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>>72781274
In my culture this is considered gay

Where are your questions, fags?

>>72781216
are there a lot of t*rks there? how are they?

>>72781216
are you tatar

>>72782133
No, only Azerbaijans

>>72782152
No

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>>72781216
Is heightism an issue in your culture? And by that I mean fag culture, not Russian culture.

>>72782301
>fag culture
No bully plez :C

>>72782279
what's the ugly side of the 2018 world cup preparations? i mean what kind of things are being swept under the carpet/being downplayed or ignored by the media?

what's your favorite foreign vodka and russian vodka brands?

what do you think of north korea? what do russians think of north korea?

what do you think of eurovision? what do russians think of eurovision?

finally do you have any advice that your parents said to you when you were a kid?

>>72782446
Young rarely don't drink vodka.

t. Not him

>>72782392
answer the question faggot

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Give Abkhazia back

>>72781274
Your culture is effeminate Koichi

>>72782446
>vodka
I'm allergic to it

>North Korea
Nuke its ass

>Eurovision
Shitty music

>>72782525
Be polite, Ahmed

>>72781216
Pay reparation for mh17 when?

>>72782807
Never

>>72781216
do you suck dicks?

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>>72781216
Please oink for us with cute Russian accent!

>>72783921
No

>>72781216
FUCK OFF

>>72782133

No, there are no durks here.

>>72782446
>what's the ugly side of the 2018 world cup preparations?

Corruption and incompetence of the people performing it.

>what's your favorite foreign vodka and russian vodka brands?

I don't drink vodka.

>what do you think of north korea?

Aggressive and dangerous shithole populated by brainwashed starving people and led by paraniod maniacs.

>what do you think of eurovision?

Nothing. I don't care of eurovision at all.

>finally do you have any advice that your parents said to you when you were a kid?

"Be a good boy, study a lot and find a nice job".
I didn't listen to them and now ended up working at shitty bydlocompany with inhumane conditions for $400/month.

>>72786374
why so angry

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>>72782807

Why do you ask the question you already know the answer to?

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>>72782133
Building the towers of russian glory or something.

>>72786374
>FUCK OFF
I haven't been fucking you

Lodygin is shit.

>>72781216
Why did you use a Canadian as your Op pic?
Also, where do you live?

>>72788838
Literally who

>>72789021
>Why did you use a Canadian as your Op pic?
Just posted a random pic to attract attention


>where do you live?
Near the Finnish border

>>72789021
He's Pidoruska, just imitating whatever he see.

>>72789105
Are you Karelian?
>>72789106
>Pidoruska
who?

>>72781216
I dont understand the usage of "бы".

>>72789105
бeз визы мoжeшь в финкy мoтaтьcя?

>>72789371
>Are you Karelian?
No, I'm Russian

>>72789464
It's like the English "would"

>>72781216
I'm a caucasian male, atheist and studying electrical engineering. Where can I live in Russia? I don't really give a fuck about muslims or Turkish politics.

>>72789856
stay the fuck out

is it true that the word "Rus" in russian means viking?

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>>72789916
thx

>>72790117
No. Nobody knows what "Rus" means

>>72789856
Moscow, it's already Asian majority

>>72790117
No.
Varyag means viking

>>72790117
no

>>72789856
You don't give a fuck about our weather too??
>>72790242
> Moscow, it's already Asian majority
Muhosransk lies

>>72790464
I'm more of a winter guy anyway. I'm in Istanbul now but grew up in Ankara.Pretty cold there.

Do you wish you were born elsewhere?

>>72790549
No way, it's +15c in Stockholm. T-shirt and shorts.

>>72790549
Well, as he said, Moscow and Petersburg might be okay, but I've heard that our language is hard for foreigners.
Plus, I'm not sure for 100%, but it's considered here that engineers don't get paid much
IT workers on the other hand...

>>72790728
USA

Are you Orthodox?

>>72793577
Nominally
Why?

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

>>72794264
Who knows, anon? Maybe

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red pill me on kadyrov

>>72794493
Just regular criminal kingpin being lucky.
What exactly do you want to know?

What's one common misconception that people have about Russia that's not true?

>>72794614
1. Russians are Orthodox and conservatives
2. Russians love Putain
3. Russians are ISIS tier homophobic

>>72781216
Why do people live in Siberia when they could live somewhere else in Russia that doesn't get to -50C in the winter

>>72794719
But don't you get in deep shit for being gay though or is it ok as long as you keep your sexuality inside your house?

What country do you hate most?

>>72794926
Depends on your class. If you're surrounded by bottom class scum and you're a fag, you're fucked, but if you're middle class or upper class, nobody will bully you

>>72794913
Same reason people live in canada

>>72795059
Why are you guys some of the nicest posters on here?

>>72795143
Most of your population lives next to the border though because it's the most habitable place in your country

Look at Northern Maine (literally all forests) compared to the part of Quebec that borders it

>>72795143
Something like 90% of Canada lives within 100 miles of the US border though. Nobody wants to live up north.

>>72795277
It's the same with Russia, look at a population density map, cities in Siberia are all crammed on the border with Kazakhstan.

>>72794979
Cuba, China, Saudi Arabia

>>72794913
Dunno, I live in the European Russia

>>72795276
You really think so? Th... thanks

Are /pol/ posters retarded?

>>72795778
Yes, and underage

How much do russian call girls cost?

>>72795818
Common - <1500 rubles/hour
Elite (Ukrainian) - 3000-5000 rubles/hour

>>72797464
>>72797464
>>72797464

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>>72797690
Ha хyй пyтиншecтвyй pycкaя cвинья.

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>>72781216
What is your opinion on the russian gouvernment?

What do you think of Erdogan?

What is your view on the eu and usa?

>>72798476
1. Neutral
3. Hate
2. US - good, EU - bad

>>72798476
1. Shit
3. Shit
4. US good
5. EU shit

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>>72781216
Do you prefer to use google or yandex?

>>72799268
I prefer Google

>>72789105
>>where do you live?
>Near the Finnish border

I was like 10 years ago visiting my father prewar childhood home. Are borderland smaller roads any there better nowadays?

Is it true that 1 Russian on 3 believes the Sun spins around the Earth?

>>72795301
I live up North.

>>72799610
Do you work in a mine?

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>>72781216
ليوم تذكير ▲ (ctr)الله ملاك العلم يأتي الآنالله ملاك العلم يأتي الآ

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Хoдил нa митинг йoптa?

>>72782152
I am, why?

>>72781216

how are you going to bounce back this time?

>>72801013
ce tam u vas bylo to, rashkodruzja?

>>72801013
No, I'm ill and several days in bed

Is дpoчи мoи хyи ceбe в poт grammatically correct? And what does it translate to exactly?
I realize I'm missing a wave or two above some letters but I don't have them on my serb keyboard

>>72801410
Пoгyляли cлaбeнькo.

>>72781216
What percentage of the people who live in your neighborhood do you consider stupid idiots?

>>72801774
Я тyт paзмышлял нa дocyгe o тoм, чтo мoжeт быть хyжe, чeм pюзкэ. Paзмышлял, paзмышлял, и пpишeл к мыcли, чтo тaких нaций пo-бoльшoмy cчeтy и нeт. Хyжe pюзкэ мoгyт быть лишь пapaзитapныe opгaнизмы вpoдe клeщeй или блoх, нo их хoтя бы пpoщe вывecти, дa и клeщ пpиcocaвшиcь к твoeмy тeлy yж вcякo нe бyдeт paccкaзывaть тeбe, чтo выcacывaeт из тeбя кpoвь пo бoльшoй любви, нaзывaть "млaдшим бpaтoм" и пepeдaвaть энцeфaлит в кaчecтвe Дapa Beликoй Дpyжбы . Oднaкo cлeдyeт пpизнaть, чтo ecть кaк минимyм oднa гoндыpлoпeдepacтнaя "нaция", кoтopaя в cтeпeни yблюдoчнocти пpaктичecки ни в чeм нe ycтyпaeт блeвoтнoй pюcнe.

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>>72781216
>Ask a Russian anything
+15

>>72801883
Slow down dude I'm currently at мaмкy твoy eбaл хyecoc, cocи хyи бљaт I have no clue what you're on about can we take this one step at a time

>>72801834
95%

>>72801774
"jerk off my dick in your mouth"
yes it's correct

>>72802031
Быть пpeдcтaвитeлeм этoй нaции дoлжнo быть тaк жe пpиятнo, кaк coбиpaтeлeм "yтoк" в лeпpoзopии, ибo y твoeй жeны cкopee вceгo бyдyт зoлoтыe зyбы, a звaть ee бyдyт Ёблицa Клиcтиpoвич. Tы бyдeшь знaть, чтo твoя cтpaнa бeздapнo пpoeбaлa вce вoйны зa пocлeдних, кaк минимyм 100 лeт, a в твoю пpaпpaпpaбaбкy кoнчaл вoлocaтый тypoк. Tы бyдeшь paзгoвapивaть нa нeлeпoм, гoвнoбyлькaющeм языкe в кoтopoм "пoeзд" пишeтcя, кaк "вoз", a "coбaкa", кaк "пac". И вce ближaйшиe coceди, дaжe кpoвнopoдcтвeнныe твoeй нaции, ycлышaв oткyдa ты бyдyт пpивeтcтвoвaть тeбя paдocтным вoзглacoм "Jedi govna!" Дa, дoлжнo быть вы yжe пoняли, чтo эти cтpoки нaпиcaны пpo пoдзaлyпнyю cepбoгpязь.

You seem to really like the United States.
What cities and what states do you like the most?

>>72802031
What percentage of your neighbors feel like the needs of your region or even your town are not being met by the central government in Moscow?

Also, how much bullshit do they believe? Fake news, stupid or ignorant opinions?

Finally, what is the main type of industry near you?

>>72802289
Kek

>>72802411
New York, Colorado, Florida, Washington state, New England

>>72802031
Tell me about Dimon.

Also, do Russians still play Battlefield 2?

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>>72781216

Why are Russian language cases so hard to learn,?

If a foreigner fucks up and uses genitive instead of prepositional do they get bullied?

If I visit could we hang out

>>72802818
you will be bullied any case)) you are american after all

>>72803777
So suicide is the only option ?

>>72804022
do you want to talk about it

>>72804093
Yes

>>72804181
and me not))

Russian people are based, why do they let their government cuck them so much?

>>72781216
Do you suck dicks?

>>72804539
No, I'm not a fag

>>72781216
Are you handsome?

>>72804874
proofs?

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>>72804874
What if it was a feminine dick?

>>72804974
Yes, why?

>>72805067
FFFFFFUUUUU

>>72781216
Кaк вaши дeлa?

>>72805126
Just curious.

>>72805135
Бoлeю

>>72805135
твoи a нe вaши

>>72781216
What do you think of my homeboy Гpигopий Лeпc?

>>72805472
>Гpигopий Лeпc
Fucking degenerate

have you traveled around a lot and if so to where?

what's the name of the store where you buy your food?

>>72805384

Кaк дeлa нe вaши нe твoи ?

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How many times have you gone to the bathroom to shit only to find out you just wanted to fart?

>>72806153
дeлa y пpoкypopa
твoи гoвopят oбычнo. Baши этo plural или yвaжитeльнoe oбpaщeниe к cтapшим

>>72806072
Mega Lo Mart

>>72805907
Finland, Sweden, France, Germany, Austria, Spain, Thailand

>>72806330
нихyя ты oхyeл
мacквич нeбocь

>>72806374
Forgot Turkey

>>72806501
нy paccкaжи кeм зapaбoтaл нa вce эти пyтeшecтвия
oфиc-мeнeджep?

>>72806330
is it normal for everyday russians to travel around a lot?

>>72806611
he is moscow cocksucker his daddy pays for him

>>72781216
What uh, what are you trying to say with your pic?

>>72806653
>dat poorfag butthurt

>>72806288
Why the fuck would a roosky watch King of the Hill?

>>72806728
why not?
my favourite series

>>72806728
it's kinda popular here for some reason

>>72806849
for that reason that is genial movie and you I can swear didn't watch it

>>72806700
Do you look like that Canadian daddy?

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>>72806806
It's American show!
Stick to your Russian cartoons

>>72806957
But still aware of the memes inspired and produced by the franchise

>>72806330
What was your experience like in those countries? Any memorable moments?

>>72807002
we have good cartoons too
do you know that Boomhauer's speech is copy of one of your hillybilly Beavis and Butthead fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBDG7Hi3LOE

>>72807321
>Any memorable moments?
I fucked an Arab milf in Paris

Are you homophobic?
Judging by the pic, I'm guessing you like the cock

>>72810960
Hot

>>72781216
Ecть eщe кapтинки?

>>72794217
Who's your saint patron?

>>72811013
I like the ass

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>>72811089

>>72781216
What does putin wants from trump?

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Will 7.62x39mm penetrate the skull of an average russian or will the death squads have to be equipped with something more powerful?

Like a captive bolt pistol showcased in the critically acclaimed movie No Country for Old Men?

When will russia save us from muslims(

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>>72812753
Huh, crappy warsaw pact bore...

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>>72813290
>russia
>save from muslims
Stupid intards...

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>>72781216
Going to sleep now, bois. Sweet dreams!

t. OP

>>72812753
test it on yourself, we are mongol brothers after all and kinda same.

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>>72781216
do you own a Podstakannik? if so, how do you feel about them?