/brit/

fuck jewtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yknsF5SZGc

FUCK DRUMPF

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Queen of /brit/

Doing a beer poo

>>72779916
this, Jeb Bush 2020

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Mad to think that most of the outer planets and moons are just half composed of a shit load of ice

>>72779902
word from the rumor mill is a mass-extinction event has already begun and things will get much much worse over the next 15-20 years

Hate suvverners who prounounce th as v

>>72779920
want to apply a cheese grater to her face

>>72779884
Are Finns white?

>>72779954
you just dunnit mate

>>72779948
yeh started with trump being president

Canadians are just yank muslims desu.

Interesting to see how high blue eyes are in England (which I assume includes Wales). I'm old and when I grew up my blue eye'd mate was an outlier at school. I'm talking maybe 10% of the school having blue eyes.

Apparently Anglo countries are seeing a rise in blue eyes over the years because it's seen as more attractive (alongside blonde hair which regularly goes with blue eyes).

The fact it has now surpassed Germany says a lot about how much opinions can change these more immediate genetic traits in just 1 or 2 generations since WW2.

you must reply to this post if your name starts with a J

need a gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T8R_VDTOYQ

SHE SAY SHE WANT MY SOUP

BUT THAT CHUNKY MADE HER SICK

I TOLD HER TO GET DOWN AND LICK THE CHICKEN NOODLE DICK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2NDdRWIRpU

student loan next week

can't wait to spend your taxes on pints x

>>72779963
My Finnish gf is white

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>>72779963
Finns will save the white race

need a gilf

>>72779984
yh immigration brought blue eyes back hahaha

>>72780009
what's it like having an autistic gf

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Algerian peasant small town girl vs french showbusiness movie star and glamour model sub-edition

don't have much alcohol left -_-

Preparing for the /brit/ vs /hil/ war desu

>>72780032
It's nice because I'm autistic too

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Tim should stand for election with UKIP

>>72780034
foresti is from italian descent
the algerian woman obviously have european genes (kabyle?)

>>72779984
retard

>auztrayleean flags
not surprising

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Krautchan """""refugees""""" are posting here because their site is down

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how many pints did you lads have tonight?

>>72780099
it's 10am mate sort your life out

gf and gilf are the same thing right?

the idiotic leaf thinks this holy war began a few decades ago

>>72780099
Mr at the back haha x

Next door the TV's flashing blue, frame's on the wall. It's a comedy of of errors, you see, it's about taking a fall.

To vanish into oblivion, it's easy to do.

>>72780099
25~

>>72780093
does anyone even use krautchan anymore?

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might take a sleeping pill after the first episode of Escape to the Country

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>>72780079
>the algerian woman obviously have european genes (kabyle?)

Messaged a female contact on my phone whose identity I had forgotten and it turns out it was a girl's number from tinder who never got back to me. She claims she doesn't remember who I am. She's moderately attractive.

What do I do from here?

>>72780099
none
how many bumps though x

>>72780079
Don't respond to it. He posted it on /fr/ as well. Don't encourage lonely 40yo (you) junkies. It might seem cold, but it's for their own good.

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>>72780115
>Mr instead of me

doing a 'cide

>>72780086
It's true though. In Germany it's going down noticeably while in the UK it's starting to rise, despite the fact it was declining for an extremely long time as Anglos outbred the Celts

>>72780131
fuck her bum

>>72780093
I post on both, I added the name for solidarity.

>>72780125
Of course not, it's been down for two days.

>>72780099
Having a 'Carlsberg Green' right now. Not sure how I feel about it but it was cheap (considering alcohol is expensive as shit here).

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Ah yes the old 'send me a selfie' shit-test. Little do you know that I have folders upon folders of selfies taken with perfect lightening, that makes my hair look the fullest, taken at various times of the day

>>72780144
ye but how

A) I ask what she's doing (could very easily lose interest)

B) I say we should catch up (could be very creepy)

C) I remind her of how we met (bring some familiarity but not necessarily good)

american women are better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS6gAcUikmk

>>72780140
funny how the most recent immigrants (Polish) have a majority of blue eyes

might have a 2 hour nap to get back the hour I lost

>>72780099
Thirty pints and one for yourself

>>72780185
>existential chatting
bints think all normal conversations are this because all they talk about is men

>>72780186
Have there really been enough Polish immigrants to shift demographics noticeably? Is it that bad in the UK? I thought it was a few counties that got fucked by Poles not the whole country.

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>>72780193
alri paddy

>existential chatting
hahahaha alri you tosser

who /fur/ here?

>>72780156
Their vaginas are really holy. It's very difficult to get laid with Indian chicks.

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>>72780221
>ex tries getting all philosophical
>"if all realities are possible . . . what if there's a reality where there's no reality?"

>he can't even do 10 pullups

Howling

>>72780237
fuck off nonce

furries ruin everything

>>72780245
just humour them mate

>>72780237
/Venus in furs/ desu

>>72780228
About a million poles in the UK

>>72780156
give me a name

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>ah yes the old 'suddenly sending me a voice message to see if I'm confident enough to record one on the spot' shittest. Little do you know that I've seen this particular sgittest in 732 other dates, young fertilz woman

>>72780281
alri gay boy

>>72779884
does 50% of england really have light hair? I thought it was similar to us with most pepple having brown hair

pizzagate is real

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>>72780245
The day I realised my best friend was my best friend was when we snorted loads of ephylphenidate and started talking nonsense about life and love and existential shit for like 2 days without sleeping.

>>72780272
don't have one but will gladly take the names of some paki pornstars x

BREAKING NEWS: Brexit cancelled due to lack of interest

does UK have handy meal or snack delivery outside of pizza? what food you can order usually?

mental how well Morrissey captures the failed normie experience

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>>72780309
Good

>>72780302
w2c shirt?

>>72780321
Can order pretty much anything to your house these days mate

>>72780261
>tell her those are a contradiction in terms
>"look anon I'm not discussing your type of philosophy ok"

>>72780309

Patriots log - Day 273: Remainers still butthurt over the democratic voice of the UK being heard. Today has been a good day.

>>72780326
LOL we're still here...

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Women are funny, get over it

ringo starr>george harrison>paul mccartney>john lennon

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>>72780344

>>72780361
Ringo Starr is a fucking gimp

>>72780360
dislike women

>>72780360
Whut!? They're not...

>>72780360
wonder what goes through someones mind when they take photos like this and publish them

>>72780368
like your

lol!

women well into their 20s don't realise that when men get together and talk they don't talk about women

>>72780360
So glad I'm a gay twat haha

>>72780360
facebook comedians should all be invited to a large red carpet event and then we bolt the doors and flood the room with zyklon b

>>72780405
Ew you like kissing willies

>>72780361
john lennon is the only good one to make good music
with yoko ono, that is

>>72780333
hmm
thanks mate

>>72780388
some do, and they're tryhards desperately attempting to conceal their homosexuality

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hello, brits

>>72780405
bum pirate LEAVE

>>72780293
Fly into Birmingham or London.

>>72780410
We can sort out the Irish at the same event too

Not been happy since I was ~16 desu (24 now)

>>72780432
looks like one of things the doc sicks in your ear

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bunda

>>72780375
>>72780388
what's wrong fellas? women troubles?

its not technically gay if youre the one doing the bumming

this is fact

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Really makes me think

>>72780423
there's nothing to talk about really
men give the whole world meaning

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>>72780446
it only goes into the ears of brits

>>72780438
We're delusional.

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>>72780432
Alri'

>having an asian gf

is there a surer sign of a runt?

>>72780471
>shit trigger discipline
no wonder they lost

>>72780452
in south africa they certainly are

>>72780477
can just see her ball shriveling south yank accent from the photo

>>72780449
She will never receive my seeds. I'm such a pathetic beta loser.

>>72780471
Can any true Irishman confirm:

>""""""Irish"""""" Americans are pathetic, non-Irish, heritage-less vermin who are lying to themselves and embarrassing real Irishmen?

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Bragg's academic podcasts are so comfy, I feel tad smarter after listening to them

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>>72780485
>he thinks they lost

>>72780512
Oh sorry lad didn't realise NI had joined the union


Fucking yank mong

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SAOR IN AISCE hÉIREANN

>>72780452
White Europeans are a minority globally.

Might just go and acquire a wife who does not love me from Interpals. """Real""" love is based on so many non-personality variables (e.g. height, salary) that it's pretty much just as much of a con as buying a Russian bride desu.

>>72780534
correlation is not causation

>>72780534
literally not an argument

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The gee eff

>>72780527
>it's fucking real

>>72780496
become a femboi

imagine if french was still the lingua franca of the world

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>>72780360
Their problem is that it's impossible for them to receive real feedback and eventually improve their humour. Their audience growing up is mostly guys trying to shag them who hence don't want to ruin the vibe by telling them their jokes are lame. Image related is a girl who thinks she's being cute and playful when I'm just going along for a hope to shag her when she comes back to thailand.

>take mum out for lunch yesterday (everywhere was booked today)
>mad I didn't get her a card

fucking hell

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TÉIGH ABHAILE

>>72780587
yeah whatever

>>72780575
It's not meant to be an argument for or against monopolies. He's pointing out that monopolies aren't INHERENTLY bad.

>>72780570
Causation has nothing to do with what he is saying

i've been a vegetarian for 2 years

the feeling of moral superiority fades after a while

>>72780549
>>72780611
cringe

Reading a post on www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy about how Donald Trump and Alex Jones are Rothschild plants

>>72780616
enlighten me then

>>72780449
found her instagram and one of the post reads
>Kiss me I'm Irish (I am actually heh)
Will give you precisely one guess as to which country she resides in

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>>72780624
eat shit pommy cunt

>>72780534
>if you don't like monopolies you're a cuck

Of course yes, twitter.

>>72780616
its comparing completely separate entities
to say monopolies in the market are even remotely similar to a relationship is stupid

>>72780616
prefer pictionary to monopoly desu

Post classic Finnish gimmicks

>>72780640
america

now giz her ig la' x

New Zelda is tickling the ol' feelings again. Few piano notes are all it takes.

>>72780653
Me too unless I get to be the doggo

>>72780647
*flies a plane into your buildings*

you're not Irish you daft twat

Have some sausages in the oven. Might fry a couple of eggs.

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>>72780647

>>72780663
NEED to buy a switch

>>72780640
big irish bums desu

>>72780676
fuck off murderer

>>72780441
agreed, we deserve a comedy award for how funny i am

>>72780618
It's always 2-3 years. I've never met a longtime vegetarian/vegan like 20 years or so. I don't think they survive

>>72780657
onejennybauer
Yanks are a scourge responsible for destroying the meaning of nationalities

>caring about what colour your hair and eyes are
ah yes i remember when i was a young boy

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>>72780637
my theory is that trump is going to gather all the steel and concrete for the wall, then cancel the wall and then sell it for cheap to be used to build the bunkers for the jews to hide out the apocalypse in. think about it, all that steel and concrete would look really suspicious if they just started piling it up without telling anyone. it's all a ploy.

>>72780656
the entire country is a gimmick

>>72780679

still can't believe amerishits blew up their own towers to justify a war in the middle east tb.qh

>>72780679
>9/11 stopped US funding to the IRA

my noggin is really jogging

>>72780682
You're the one who hesitated to get one, aren't you? I have some screenshots for you

>>72780618
Do you ever not think "hmmmm I fancy a steak" or "blimey I'm gagging for sausages and onion gravy with mash"

>>72780716
Bet you're always gagging for sausages you fucking bent twat

>>72780273
>swimming after lunch

idiot

>>72780639
He's not saying people are against monopolies because they are for monogamy

Hew's not saying people are for monogamy because they are against monopolies

He's pointing out a correlation with no word on causation


>>72780650
I agree but it's not meant to be an argument. This whole 'not an argument' shit got out of hand because people think every time you express an opinion or talk about anything it needs to be in the form of an argument. He's not making an argument, he's just noticing something.

Apples and oranges? Sure. Stupid? Most definitely. Meant to be an argument? No.

Gonna buy 3 bottles of whiskey and one of vodka lads

>>72780679
Can't believe it's been 15 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day

>>72780716
no

someone convinced me to have a bit of beef a few weeks ago while i was drunk and i could take or leave it at this point

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>>72780679
we've really triggered the fucking poms now haven't we

>>72780729
This post takes me right back to break time in year 8

>>>/b/726905453

>>72780744
what's the vodka for

i have brown hair and blue eyes

got three brown eyes

>>72780752
Mental

Seems to me that vegetarianism is more of a physical revulsion to flesh than any sort of moral reasoning. It's more of an eating disorder than a philosophy.

Terrorism has nothing to do with Islam and I'm sick to death of hearing about it

Ireland were Christians defending their shit. I resent ragheads being compared to them.

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aussie gf

>>72780798
nah main reason i quit eating meat was because it made me feel a bit ill, might be because my body produces too much iron or something

>>72780808
Kill people in the name of allah
>nothing to do with islam

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>>72780682
This is the dragon that runs in the sky, met him friday night running right at me. He shot fire but the fire passed through me without burning. And arond him the air runs hot and carries you so you can glide with him for a while, with a little chinese tune playing. Saw a green one last night but he was too fast and too far for me to get a close look.

>anglo board survived
>german board gets killed

anglo wins... again

>>72780848
thanks that game really looks sick
since its open world does it feel empty or is there things to do?

Wah happen to you Cobe, some bwoy doh know mi
To how me ruff dem cah believe a grandma grow mi
Know few Popcaan song doh, and feel dem know mi
Four mile mi used to walk guh school, dem know man story?
Ha! Now mi gain up all those glory
The world is mine, the whole a it mi taking slowly
Happy days mi call it now mi bun sad story
Anyway mi deh inna the world mi dawgs dem round mi
Hahaha mi laugh and collect those trophy
Because mi deserve everything weh music gives mi
Bwoy, unruly nuh light like Frisbee
The dream, family live that wid me
Oh, oh, oh, oh
All my life mi dream fi own house, land, cars and bikes

want to put my willy in rita oras bum
is that bent

>>72780812
Religion is for the crippled

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>>72780865
KC is improving /int/ with serious discussions

Why are lefties so hellbent on defending Islam? Their response is to say "well look at the IRA they were Catholic!" yet in the same sentence separate terrorism from Islam

>>72780813
I swear my hair starts at the exact same spot as her and it has the same pattern too. Don't ever want to hear the words baldness and receeding hairline when I post a pic.

Just had a dream I was about to fight Donald Trump in a boxing match lmao

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>Religion is for the crippled

The people you describe as fins. I see them here as well. And I'm sure they are dutch. Some white people just look like that.

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doing a wee

>>72780882
anal sex is a disgusting abomination

>>72780908
Hello cripple.

>>72780886
People always forget that we ruined South America too.

Wisdom teeth are causing me great pain lads

Fucks sake

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>>72780910
BILDERBERG-FUNDED CRISIS ACTORS

>>72780930
Go down to boots and get the highest codeine content pills they have over the counter

>>72780921
And most of subsaharian africa too

>>72780910
That lad on the floor looks like he's just been tackled by Neil Taylor.

>>72780921
explain

Feeling h*rny :/

>>72780952
bit gay

>>72780952
gay bastards . die

>>72780935
How deep does Alex ever go? It's always muh globalists reptillians Bilderberg You think Alex doesn't know about neo Aristotlean elite bloodlines? The Vatican? Khazarian crypto Jews? Rothschilds Rockerfellers? Come on.

why is Alex Gatekeeping for CNP?

Well maybe because a little bit of research into them will take you from Rothschilds all the way to Trump.

Well first we can start with you see Jerome Corsi (Washington correspondent Infowars) is a member of CNP - council for national policy.

As is Bannon. Conway. Erik Prince of blackwater fame. Oliver North. Iran Contra. Cocaine running under Bush. So we see the same necons of Bush cabinet, behind Trump this time around. Breitbart was founded by the Mercer family..

The Mercer family are an old Rothschild proxy, very old money.

Its a rarely discussed but very relevant fact that Mercer was decisive in securing key positions for his long time family advisers - Kellyane Conway & Robert Bannon . In addition to working as assets on Mercer family projects, Mercer had Conway organise the spending for Cruz's failed campaign. . After which they changed their support to Trump. The Mercer Foundation also happens to be the #1 financier of CNP. You may have seen Rebekah Mercer named as part of Trumps transition team.
150 CNP members recently signed a draft of an executive order, to protect Religious Liberty .
If signed it would create wholesale exemptions from a range of nondiscrimination laws and regulations “for people and organizations who claim religious objections to same-sex marriage, premarital sex, abortion, and trans identity.”
After 8, years of liberal policies from Obama, the introduction of such a bill is designed to cause extreme unrest and division. As is always the case- when we fight each other, we remain blissfully unaware of the hidden hands.

>>72780774
to make sure i dont run out

also aallows me to not drink such stomach heavy alcohol

>>72780973
We all do.

>>72780952
you're going to hell

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>gay bastards . die

feeling ronery :/

>>72780883
England is crippled.

>>72780984
>>72780935
So it becomes clear, not only is Trump controlled opposition, but the alternative media that support him, his advisers, shady conservative think tanks that produce his policy and the (sadbuttrue)worlds most recognisable conspiracy personality are all Rothschild/ Cabal entities. Alex has acknowledge his family worked in the CIA

None of this new however. If you've been following Trumps cabinet picks, you might remember Wilbur Ross?. Working for Rothschild inc in 1990 Ross helped Trump avoid bankruptcy after the latter missed multiple bond payments on the struggling Taj Mahal. At the time it was known Trumps finances were unravelling and he'd been unable to secure finances until Rothschild Inc sent Ross to save the day.

When asked why he'd made a deal with Trump, Ross insisted that Trump was worth saving. "“The Trump name is still very much an asset,” he said.
The Rothschild were wise to deploy Mercer & Ross to assist Trump over the years, they certainly seem to have accquired a prime asset in Trump, no doubt. The President of the United States is fully under Rothschild/Cabal control. A traitor is in the White House.

Uhhhhhhh lads the elite are never going away. Even the Rothschilds are just the public face of the REAL people in power you will never see or hear about

okay, here's the deal.
>14V Be the first man
> Cousins cottage in Sipoo
>Cousins 14V and 16V, both girls, both really nice and beautiful
>Spend the day talking nice, Pedestrian fungus, etc.
>Give yourself a good impression (I guess?)
>In the evening, sauna
>Nudity Natural asia, mixed sauna, But
>Penis already transferred the idea of a person in connection with cousins naked in presence of light to standby mode (no display but the size of the erection came briskly more)
>Saunokaa Very properly, and go to the ocean for a swim in the nude
>Vary in connection with cousins person's suggestive glances and smiles but no one said anything yet
>Both my cousins Parents get enough of massacres and go get some wine and light the grill
>Me and my two cousins Unbelievable sauna naked next to each other
>At this point, the control and betrayed my horror my penis began to comment on the fact That cousins were 5/5
>Embarrassed and tried to cover up
>Cousins blushed a little but say that it does nothing, begin to present their own anatomical specialties
>"You want to touch my tits"
>Susanna approval and move towards KATTA tits
>"But you even tell I sit in the sun touch the egg?"
>Fsst tight place, do not really know what to answer
>Suddenly Father Appears sauna
>Here on is now the state of emergency, a cousin of the girls go fuck out of here
>Girls Discontinued cousin and the father of shit on the stove semi firm tarts
>You will twist your stomach on the floor lying on the ground
>"Defecate on your back now, boy '
>Okay, Dad
>Shit ejects your back
>Father Against rubs it on your back and asks, "Do you like the boy you like"
>Well, if truth be told just so I would not terrifically
>"I'm not cold, I thought I'd like you you"
>NOT ever talk about shit episode in connection with the Father's person

>>72781010
>>72780984
NOT

doing a truly catastrophic poo

>>72781024

*hide post*

best on netflix atm just took 200mg THC need to chill

>>72780984
>>72781010
Read every single word of these posts

Very interesting

want to have sex with a fit finnish girl in a sauna

Lot of big posts in here which I shall definitely be printing out to read later.
*camera zooms in on my face and I burst out laughing*

If the Rothschilds are under my control, then what does that make you? So insignificant it goes beyond human comprehension

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>>72780910
they lived you smelly fuck

dead brits

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>>72780878
The game is mostly empty but doesn't feel like it. Like Skyrim, there's always something around you that will catch you eye and make you go see it and the atmospheric effects can make it look really good, tall grass blown by the wind with the sun setting and shining on it, the game can be very contemplative. And there's lots of ruins as well, signs of the century old cataclysmic battle that give you a sense of melancoly, The Switch is expensive for just one game though. I don't want to make you buy something you'd regret after.

>>72781024
>Penis already transferred the idea of a person in connection with cousins naked in presence of light to standby mode (no display but the size of the erection came briskly more)
what did he mean by this

just had two chocolate sponge puddings for breakfast

yum

>>72781090
the perspective in this image is really weird

>>72780921

>ruined

you only ruined when you pulled out m8

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I like eating curry, I like fucking sheep, but what I love most is putting paddys to sleep

>>72781078
> mfw I have literally done this with my Finnish gf in her family sauna
The heat makes you go woozy after a few minutes of any activity though. You want to do it before the sauna heats up fully

>this yank so desperate to fit in and belong to something

embarrassing
genuinely feel bad for him

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>conspiracies aren't real

>>72780960
They don't forget that though.

>>72780970
It's the same as anywhere else.

We strong armed them into ''''free'''' trade deals that prevented their local industries from developing and left them reliant on exporting materials to us and importing our goods. Which left those countries with vast poor populations and a tiny minority of land owners who controlled everything.

Obviously it was partly their own fault.

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wondering what exactly compelled me to save 10+ images of twix ice-creams last night

>>72780902
>"well look at the IRA they were Catholic!"
If they wore clothing made of wool and linen woven together, then it had nothing to do with Christianity. Just like the brigde guy having some pints the night before makes it not related to Islam, since he wasn't a good muslim.

>>72781103
nah that's just how small british cars are

Islam =/= terrorism

>>72781095
yeah. if other nice games get released it might be an interesting choice but otherwise I'll just wait

getting the janny to sort out this gore

*rubs your tummy vigorously whilst staring into your eyes*

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always type 'like' as 'kike' in whatsapp

no such thing as under age when you're both the same sex. it just become sex ed

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>Howling at the brainlets itt not knowing how deep the rabbit hole is

Pedo discussion. Christian problem lol. Muslims in the seats not even blinking.

>>72781185
whats erotic about a tummy rub

Who's the leader of the club. That's made for you and me?

>>72781185
Wonder what it would be like to get my belly rubbed

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WTF

Wearing Prada L'Homme and driving down regent street with the car roof down, gfs lips around my cock as I bask in this beautiful sunny London morning

>>72781215
*realises you're 6' 4" and feels slightly intimidated*

>>72781242
heh that's a big doggy WWEEWW

>>72781242
me in the corner eating ice cream and dreaming of that dog's cock

>>72781251
to what tune

>>72781230
why don't you come here and find out big boy

>>72781233
m-i-c-k-e-y
m-o-u-s-e

>>72781242
Would LOVE if this image was the first glimpse aliens got of our world.

Alright lads need to go prepare for my romantic date with this former miss Manila contestant. Enjoy the virtual tummy rubs haha

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>back home for mother's day
>Realise how old mum and dad are looking

>>72781272
i'm not sick sorry

>>72781273
fuck OFF do NOT need to be reminded of that fucking song

Remember when lads were saying UKIP would become one of the most relevant parties in the UK?

Oh how it makes me larf.

>>72781289
tfw they're completely grey


when?!

>>72781311
>independence party
>makes britain independent
Haha yeah epic fail.

the creature has finally vacated

>>72781306
Mickey Mouse
(DONALD DUCK!)

Mickey Mouse
(DONALD DUCK!)

>>72781259
what flavour (the ice cream LOL)?

>>72781336
actually the conservatives are doing that

>>72781311
tories are raised to expect power. it's their birth right.
who can stop them now

>>72781337
Pull your pants up then.

>leaving eu is good
>leaving uk is bad
nice logical contradiction, retard

>>72781357
Because in order to win back voters from UKIP, they promised a referendum on the EU. Without UKIP there would've been no Brexit.

>>72781385
>eu
>uk

>you can read it also vertically

COINCIDENCE?

>>72780742
>I agree but it's not meant to be an argument. This whole 'not an argument' shit got out of hand because people think every time you express an opinion or talk about anything it needs to be in the form of an argument.
yeah but thats because thats what molyneux does in the comments of his video

>>72781385
>independent countries <100,000 sqkm
Not a real country, stop this meme

>>72781385
>eu is bad
>uk is good
Where's the contradiction?

>>72781306
My mind drifts back to erect-nipple wet dreams about Mary-Jean Rottencrotch, and the great homecoming fuck-fantasy. I am so happy I am alive, in one piece.

In short, yes, I am in a world of shit. But I am alive, and I am not afraid.

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>>72781398

>>72781423
need to shag that arse

>>72781417
Mary-*Jane

>>72781394
I think you'll find that without the Tories there would have been no Brexit.

UKIP were nothing more than a Tory protest party. They were a symptom, not a cause. And now they are collapsing before our very eyes.

>>72781443
Bit early in the morning for all this bumming talk innit?

>>72781458
never too early lad

>>72781458
never too early

>>72781311
Remember when people said they'd never win the EU elections let alone the U.K. leaving the EU

Lmao

why is ed sheeran so popular?

can imagine goldwitz is seething with rage

>>72781407
https://crimesofbritain.com/

>>72781406
scotland is unironically more relevant than australia LOL

>>72781423
are those developed cancer tissue?

>>72781493
he makes nice songs

>>72781493
Because he's good

>>72781443
Bendre

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>>72781493
castle on the hill is a good song 2bh

>>72781458
It's 11 o'clock, lad.

really gota take a tinkle

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woah...

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*does a sideways somersault into the new*

>>72781523
>>72781523
>>72781523

>>72781507
>>72781509
>>72781517
gay cunts

>>72781497
>https://crimesofbritain.com/
fuck off

SHE PLAYED THE FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ENGLISHMAN

>>72781491
They never won the referendum, the Tories did.

Even then, there is no certainty we'll actually go through with Brexit still.

Did the cocks go forwards?

Feel like it's later than it should be

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highly doubt biden could have beaten trump

doubt bernie could have either

>>72781455
>UKIP were nothing more than a Tory protest party.
Yeah, a successful one. They were protesting the EU membership and they got their way. Unlike most leftist "protests," where they go and burn cars and pepper spray innocent people and run out into the road yelling for things they don't like to "GO AWAY!"

>now they are collapsing
We already fucked the EU, why keep the rubber johnny we used for it?

>>72781544
Yeah mate.

It's also mother's day, so go give your mum a phone.

>>72781518
Yeah on a Sunday.

Thanks for reminding me to put my clocks forward btw.

>>72781563
>Yeah, a successful one.

Not really. It was the Eurosceptics still in the Tory party (Boris in particular) that really succeeded. Even then, Cameron very easily could have just ignored them, but he underestimated the stupidity of the public, I guess.

>We already fucked the EU, why keep the rubber johnny we used for it?

It shows there were never going to be a political force to be reckoned with. Now they don't even have ONE (1) MP.

>>72781731
>>72781731
>>72781731
>>72781731
>>72781731

lads