Why do Americans celebrate getting shot but not Easter?

Because Jesus didn't have guns

>>72774332
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jesus wada BITCH

why are Americans such a cancer on earth? wish I were joking I legimitately think they are retarded both mentally and emotionally like children

>>72774346
a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

>>72774346
Think of how much you believe in that, and then think how the world sees you like that because you're next to America

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bump I need to know

>>72774393
I unironically laughed at this

>>72774346
Imagine being inferior to that nation

>>72774332
You can't prove Jesus didn't have guns.

Why do Canadians celebrate being cucks but not Easter?

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>>72774332
No, but Jesus has GUNS