You wake up in Marseilles...

*robs you*

>>72771419
>You wake up in Marseilles
no I don't

I wish...........

isnt that the worst city in europe

>>72771419
I wish

["wallah jte nik ta race fdp wesh hamdullah" intensifies]

To be entirely honest, at this point I'm pretty sure living in an actual Maghreb country would be better than Marseilles. At least Maghreb countries keep their crime rates in check, at this point Marseilles is literally just Maghreb but with rampant crime.

>>72771419
And I promptly go back to sleep.

>>72771577
My world view has shattered.

>>72771419

This would be an amazing place to live without the diversity. White people are completely insane to just give up such places.

>>72771577
Marseille improved since several years. The ar*bs have been contained in the north and are now shifting east.

I take the first train to Nantes before we rob me.

>>72771499
>I wish...........

dreaming the meme

>>72771419
Somehow end up getting pegged by a beurette

>>72776566
Marseille was always my dream destination.
>French
>Mediterranean
>biggest city after Paris
On paper it's perfect

*gets kidnapped by armenian mafia*

>>72776654
>>French

more or less

>>biggest city after Paris
big city = a good thing

>>72776566
>>72776794
I see you everywhere, you participe to all the threads.

You don't wake up in Marseilles anymore

*posts picture if enriched Frenchman*

>>72777199
selective perception

Go back to Italy as soon as possible

>>72777199
Perhaps because he's a tripnigger

>>72777534
Marseille is full of Italians.

>>72771419
HEROIN HEROIN GENE HACKMAN BAGUETTE

That'll give me ~30 seconds before getting shanked by whatever urchins are around me.

Cant be as bad as an American city. Hopefully get to fuck a hot burette.

I go to Noailles and go to the 2 euro snack to get something to eat
then I spend the rest of my day at the Grand Littoral

I think southwest frances is better than southeast. Less arabs, no?

>>72771419
>Written Marseilles
>Pronounced "Mar-say"
The French """"language"""", ladies and gentlemen

>>72783067
>laughing at your 60% of your own language
Wew

>>72771419
Wow, what a fucking shithole

France is nice, and marseille is beutiful, and the city in the world with the best climate that is above 43N.
It' as sunny as lisbon, 2800 hours anually

The former pearl of the Oc world reduced to a maghrebi shithole. Same for Nizza/Nice

>>72783037
Indeed south-west is patrician.

buy peugeot and become a taxi driver

>>72777777