/brit/

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cara

brb going to use the donald

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pirate scumbags

Police were called at approximately 22:55hrs on Saturday, 25 March to reports of a car in collision with a number of people in Essex Road, N1.

Officers and London Ambulance Service attended the scene; initial reports state four people are suffering injuries - their condition awaits.

The occupants decamped from the car and fled the scene on foot.

One male has been arrested; enquiries continue.

While enquiries into the circumstances continue, this is not being treated as terrorist related.

Officers from Islington investigate.

Road closures remain in place

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More than 80,000 British soldiers went to Korea between 1950-53 to assist the US in the slaughter of 4 million people.

>>72764879
>Not a combat situation
>hes not even holding them
>theyre a fucking shit shield


fuck off subhuman terrorist paddy

*screams*

What's the best national park in the UK?

Shagged the ex gf lads

Wasn't worth it at all

>this self hating worm copying and pasting from the "crimes of britain" twitter page
ah yes

Does anyone here remember the egg and egg basket puns.

>>72764892
EXCELLENT edition

>>72764904
It literally was a brit meme you virgin

>>72764941
going to cancun to fuck some mexican bitches ama

>>72764965
Yorkshire Dales

>>72764892
While I liked campaign promise Trump, president Trump desperately fails to live up to his own hype

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F E E T
E
E
T

>>72764965
Yorkshire moors

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Starvation has been used as an imperial weapon by Britain for centuries. India, Ireland, Malaya, Biafra & now Yemen

>>72764967
Are you gonna get back together?

>>72764989
fuck off /v/

>>72764981
The virgin walk is an /r9k/ meme

got seenzoned by the proto fwb last night lads haha

>>72765012
lmao

>>72764981
No mongs here stole it from /r9k/ as usual

>>72764989
We can't let him get the nuclear codes.

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Disgraceful

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i made this

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>>72765012

>>72765022
Oh God no

>be Londoner
>get CAR'd

We're 23% way through 2017 lads

>poppy is a traditional nazi
alri

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>pirate scumbags

>>72765029
>>72765039
Sorry i dont go on r9k im not a virgin

Do not give one sit about yank healthcare policy

>>72764945
>w-why does the DPRK hate the West, guys?!
>>72764964
*clamps your mouth shut*

>>72765080
Is this the British 9/11?

>>72765095
Your walk says otherwise

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>>72765058
REEEEEEEEEEE

WHO MADE THIS?

ILL HAVE YER HEAD ON A PIKE!

YOU HEAR ME!!!!??

REEEEEEEEEEE

just watched that Stormy guy's rap video
>those patheitic white guys at the end

between the niggers and the muslims I don't even know what to do with you desu

>the virgin walk

it's the anxiety walk

gonna rock down to electric ave.

Feeling like staying up tonight, what's a good long film I can watch?

>>72765102
fuck off shariablue

Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser!

Started on my novel with the first 100 words per day lads, tell me what you think

>Darwin ate the grape. His teeth bit straight into the grape, shooting juice all over the carpet. Nice one, Darwin. Next time his owner wants to feed him something French, it should be wine. The dying cat with its crumbling cat brain won’t comprehend the wine. He’ll bite into it as if it were a grape.

>All animals we sell are dumb little creatures. Rejected items with all kinds of physical or mental impairments. A hamster, missing an eye. A boa constrictor, missing its tongue. A dog, acting like a complete retard. Yes, this is a business we all operate.

>tfw not a virgin but I do the virgin walk

Should just be called the anxiety walk haha or people might think I'm a virgin hahaha wouldn't want that

>>72765130
sorry, who are you again

*does the cool guy walk*
Hahaaaa how's it foing?

>>72765046
why are these games so popular?

never understood the appeal of super hard games or medieval fantasy shite

>>72765109
>south korea should have just let itself be invaded by le based kim XDDDD
>nk is actually the good guy! dont mind the massive concentration camps
state of you

>>72764965
Snowlandia

>>72765143
The 1950s Cleopatra

haha had to pay £541 to may ex wife today haha

>>72765143
The greasy strangler

>>72765145
do not give one shit about a yank news website

>>72765160
they're fun

>>72765149
You should probably just stick to the Youtube videos Tim m8.

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FOURTEEN major famines occurred in India under British colonial rule. Conservative estimates put the death toll at 50,000,000.

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I TRIED SO HARD BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>72765178
JUST

true englishmen hate northern ireland
both sides of the coin
they're all fucking scum
religious wars in this day and age, truly fucking paki tier

>>72765136
>>72765150
How can you get a woman naked, and be naked with her, if you have crippling social anxiety?

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Melissa May

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>tfw virgin but I do NOT do the virgin walk

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>>72765205
nice name you subhuman paddy scum

>>72765143
watched anthropoid yesterday, its pretty good
not sure on runtime

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>>72765196

idiotic leaf, no wonder why you are all considered homosexuals

>>72765178
>being old

die already

want all white people incarcerated

>>72765147
>tfw the Holy Roman Empire broke up less than 140 years before nuclear weapons were invented

mental desu

>>72765208
Alcohol my friend
Lots and lots of alcohol

>>72765195
Good lads
India could use a famine and they know it

>>72765229
hootering

>>72765178
Is that you dad?

>>72765149
fuck are you on about. I'm guessing you just read some camus and wanted to write something like him but im not getting it. It's not bad but it's a weird unclear premise, and
>acting like a complete retard
not very creative

you are not a real English man if you hate Unionists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc1P-AEaEp8

Trump DESPERATELY wishes that he won the popular vote but lost the electoral college.

How the fuck were they allowed to show courage the cowardly dog to kids

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ESS JAY DOUBLE YOUS

>>72765164
>>south korea should have just let itself be invaded by le based kim XDDDD

Yeah actually

North Korea had higher living standards and a better economy until around 1980

>>72765208
NEVER gonna happen with that attitude breh

Whts up? Wagwan? Howsit? Lool

Reply or my cat will die in its sleep tonight

>>72765208
I'm fine when I'm with people that I know

>>72765252
You're fucking disgusting.

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>>72765145
t.stormfront

pirates of shit

>>72765275
t. Butthurt Unionist who's mad that Englishmen don't give a dusty fuck about him and his ilk

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I made this

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Philip Capet became the first French monarch to style himself king of France.

The meaning of "Capet" (a nickname rather than a surname of the modern sort) is unknown. Some identify it with "cape".

Philip was given the nickname "Augustus" for having extended the Crown lands of France so remarkably.

Philip broke up the large Angevin Empire presided over by the crown of England and defeated a coalition of his rivals (German, Flemish and English) at the Battle of Bouvines in 1214.


Philip transformed France from a small feudal state into the most prosperous and powerful country in Europe.

Philip travelled to the Holy Land to participate in the Third Crusade of 1189–1192 with King Richard I of England and Holy Roman Emperor Frederick I Barbarossa.

The immediate cause of Philip's conflict with Richard the Lionheart stemmed from Richard's decision to break his betrothal with Phillip's sister Alys at Messina.

In mid-January 1199, the two kings met for a final meeting, Richard standing on the deck of a boat, Philip standing on the banks of the Seine River.

We need to get rid of welfare and unions

if you are a millennial you need to kill yourself and stop being worthless

>>72765288
bit scary, not gonna lie

>>72765143
Once Upon a Time in America. Extended directors cut.

>>72764965
peak district

>>72765288
They showed Ren and Stimy to kids.

Living in China for a year lads

Give me some advice for entering commie country

you can't virgin walk if you skateboard everywhere!!

*virgin skateboards into thread*

>>72765338
Right wing scumbag

>>72765331
You made this?
I made this

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:DD
homo britti :D

lads are the terms 'guy and 'kid' gender neutral? (not even talking in a SJW way)
I still remember this time in like year 8 when a lad from my primary school (he went to another secondary school) said he heard i had sex with ''''''''''''''a kid''''''''''''''' in a tent on a school trip

i hadn't even been any camping school trips so no idea where this came from but i'm still unsure whether he was implying i was a bender by saying ''''''''had sex with a kid''''''''

this sounds very noncey as i type it now but we were both 13 when this was said so 'sex with a kid' wasn't weird back then

>>72765288
Because believe it or not, children aren't made of glass, and actually do need to be prepared for the horrible horrible thing that is Adult Life™

>>72765229
good point

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>>72765358

>>72765326
>hates britain
>posts under a british flag
lmao what a fucking worthless cuck

>>72764965
Basildon Festival Leisure Park

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>if you are a millennial you need to kill yourself and stop being worthless

>>72765370
nonce

>>72765350
Just watched this the other day.
In the top 3 of the greatest films of all time IMO

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>>72765196
CUT MY BILL IN TO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST REFORM

>>72765370
Nonce

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>>72765370
>lads are the terms 'guy and 'kid' gender neutral?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im3Zj9ZBsyU

>>72765370
definitely did NOT submit a tib to tips.fbi.gov on this one

mexicans should be shot

fuck off you gays

>>72765390
I'm English you pseudo-paddy. Literally a worthless people, for fuck sake the potatoniggers helped more in the wars than you useless twats

Irish subhumans

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>>72765298
The STATE of you

Anyone who tries to justify colonialism and ethnic genocide is a disgraceful cunt.

>>72765298
yeah and now south korea is infinitely better to live in than the north.
you're an unbelievably thick cunt, and i shall NOT grace you with another (you)

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Why yes i am a millenial

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Lads. Don't do this

>>72765390
You're just some mad chavvy scrote that nobody ever thinks about

You haven't got a clue what Britain even is, you barely live there

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THE MAYNE STREEM MEDIUR

Doing a cheeky justification of colonialism and ethnic genocide lads.

>>72765462
colonialism was a net benefit to africa

>>72765462
this

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>>72765445
Traitor

>>72765473
very diverse!

>>72765445
Mexican fascist

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/brit/ is a rorke general

>>72765363
¡Buenas noches reddit!

Some millennials are real basket cases

>>72765473
At least you can count your chickens now

>>72765388
would honestly dropkick that runt over the black dot for a few if I saw him

>>72765312
Boo hoo Apu
India has horrible overpopulation and it an utterly disgusting barbaric mess

>>72765462
debateable

Got smelly balls lads

the irish scumbag justifies colonialism but later cries about potato famine

>>72765320
actually went on stormfront once, truly a depressing place, women getting upset about how white men find asian women more attractive its just pathetic

36 hours awake

Darkies, don't like 'em.

>>72765497
An Irishman trying to excuse colonialism in Africa
Utterly moronic

>>72765462
colonialism was a symbiotic relationship

>Colonialism is bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RX0bxyFu8c

>>72765331
Nice try

This is the first instance of the virgin walk pic

It's from /brit/

http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/72684188/#72686034

what do australians itt think of nasenbluten?

>>72765462
yeah okay fair just find it a bit weird that you're going on and on about the crimes of the british empire here? What are you trying to prove? Am i meant to be ashamed of what someone else did?

>be irish

>get potatos taken away

>die even though you are surrounded by an ocean full of fish


really makes you think

>>72765565
Racism is just a brainlet pastime. At least be an islamophobe.

>>72765580
No I definitely made that

>>72765590
who?

ahhh no,
comparing europeans who killed africans and stole resources with chinese who have never killed people in africa and bring jobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT8sl9ZyICE

just watched an ad where mr.bean fell through a pagoda and while surrounded by a bunch of jap samurais or whatever felt the need to eat a mars bar

>>72765558
What?

>>72765580
WE DID IT REDDIT!

>>72765580
>first instance
>24th march
'no'

>>72765338
No, we need to get rid of capitalists

>>72765609
controversial australian hardcore techno group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ONHPybwD8s

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Southern rail needs to be gassed.
Their incompetence left me stuck in Portsmouth. Had to spend £50 on a taxi home..

>>72765525
They haven't come home to roost yet

>>72765593
>Be English
>Enslave Irish people on plantations
>Starve them to death
>lol should have just eaten the fish xD

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that's not cake batter that's nitroglycerin

>>72765570
it's beneficial to those who live in mud huts. don't conflate two completely different circumstances

an irish idiot said that colonialism was a good thing for africa

>>72765580
Saw it on the front page of reddit yesterday
Made by a leaf so it's no surprise

>>72765619
>chinese companies in africa aren't stealing resources and polluting water sources, they're good innocent sweet boys
state of you, you're a fucking mess

When will those eggheads at nasa get that mars mission going?

>>72765580
The pic is from /brit/ but the actual virgin walk meme is from /r9k/

>>72765369
hi funland :DDD

the virgin walk pic might have come from /brit/, but the meme itself is from /r9k/, since 2015 at least

>>72765655
such an irritating face

>>72765646
That's capitalism for you.

>>72765462
i think its just the ethnic genocide bit that's universally disgraceful; colonialism can be argued for

>>72765663
is he ded yet?

72765679
t. angry pirate

>>72765654
>Enslave irish people on plantations


Ah yes the so called paddy delusion

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>>72765331
>>72765580

dingdangdiddlydoo in the bumalum

Why doesn't the Mexican every give (You)s? He's very committed

>>72765564
why

>>72765655
really want to put my willy in her
need a fertile nubian muslim gf with thick eyebrows

>>72765646
Nationalise all the railways

http://editthis.info/kaiserreich/Totalism

>>72765715
Hi x

>>72765664
If it wasn't for opposition to colonialism you would be worked to death as a slave for the englishman right now

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>>72764965
Yorkshire Dales/Moors

was up there with a mate today, cracking weather

Is the brit that likes baseball here?

pirates don't deserve (you)s

>>72765646
innit, im studying in brighton and when i try to visit home in canterbury (literally like an hour and a half drive) it has taken me up to 6 hours door to door with those useless cunts

average mexican iq is 85

>>72765619
no, it's neo colonialism
also they dont create jobs, their cheep goods are horrible for the locals

Ever get that feeling when you think you should have a wank but can't be arsed?

irish and jews are disgusting creatures

>>72765753
Mets here

>>72765734
been having trouble sleeping lately

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>>72765705
>government priavtises railways
>gives them exclusive routes, so you have no choice
>subsidises them when they lose money
Thanks tories.

What do normie cunts do during the day and night?

>>72765753
ye I love playing rounders in the summer with the girls

>>72765753
>luckswing
costanza.jpg

>>72765783
What about me xx

HEY DJ PAUL YOU FUCKING WANKER FUCK OFF

>>72765753

yeah god damn mother fucker biatch dude go submarines hell yeah nigga

>>72765783
What did Ireland ever do to Mexico?

>my liberal arts degree taught me that colonialism was bad guise

>>72765357
Buy a good VPN and download wechat

>>72765757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrj8EZm9ca8

me in the hat

>>72765643
why are they controversial

ohh no look how horrible they live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etT5iNmN2Dg

>>72765796
Go to the gym
Listen to the latest Ed Sheeran tune
Go out on the pull

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By 1415, the feud between the French royal family and the House of Burgundy led to chaos and anarchy throughout France that Henry V of England was eager to take advantage of.

Henry V of England revived the claim of his great-grandfather, Edward III of England, to the French throne.

The Lancastrian War was the third phase of the Hundred Years' War.

The phase was named after the House of Lancaster, the ruling house of the Kingdom of England, to which Henry V belonged.

The French finally gave in the battle at Agincourt, which proved to be the third great English victory and an overwhelming disaster for the French.

By 1428, the English were laying siege to Orléans, one of the most heavily defended cities in Europe, with more cannons than the English.

The Treaty of Troyes was an agreement that King Henry V of England and his heirs would inherit the throne of France upon the death of King Charles VI of France.

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>>72765580
saw it on krautchan days ago

business idea: renationalise the railways but do a good job of it and don't let it be shit like british rail

Funny thing is most country if uncolonized would still be chucking spears and inbreeding like ireland

>>72764892
that picture makes me so fucking hard

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>Africa is becoming civilized and developed
>European colonialism ends
>Africa devolves into civil wars, genocides, and famines
>Chinese colonialism starts
>Africa starting to develop and become civilized again

>>72765785
Are you excited for the new season?

>>72765800
>rounders

>>72765836
made fun of a girl who died from water poisoning after doing ecstasy and became the face of the anti-drug movement in australia

*gradually increases x's at the end of messages when flirting*
Quality year 9 gimmick

>>72765838
post the cave people

>>72765838
>the chinese state media is saying china is good for africa
well thats it, case closed, china are good boys

""helping"" us to combat the americans

>>72765792
Railways were no better when they were nationalised you underaged runtbag

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i made this

ethiopia is more developed than mexico

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Is there anything more pathetic than a plastic paddy who hates Britain posting under our flag

>>72765838
post my ancestors

>>72765859
westphalian statehood was a mistake

>>72765871
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no fuck, they need european colonialism, not those horrible chinese conquerors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSYjy6a7e70

>>72765871
Great post

Really just fantastic

>>72765871
crease i remember counting the number of x's at girl's texts

I love Britain. I am British. Thoughts?

>>72765913
someone who has a british pepe saved to their pc like

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>>72765838
le disapproving gravel salesman

>>72765893
I unironically made this>>72765913

>>72765882
Can you explain? Weren't they fighting for you free of charge to protect their fellow Catholics?

Ever get that squirming feeling when you see/hear normies talking about 4chan memes on social media or irl?

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>>72765866
>water poisoning

wat

some lad is just copying these tweets and posting them here
https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits

>>72765871
*gradually increase number oh y's in the word "hey"*

haha I'm in boys

>>72765936
hello t*ig

ye dil, ye pagal dil mera, u bujh gaye. aaawaaargi tbqh ngl la

>>72765871
>seeing how many xs they post on their reply
>post one extra
>keep doing this until they won't add one extra x

>>72765865
>implying its not LITERALY rounders

>>72765953
cos you're supposed to drink water when you take e, but she did it too much innit

>>72765939
haha wonder if someones nan has accidentally bought this

>>72765947
>using social media
FONT

>>72765953
She didn't know that you can't actually drink 6 litres of water all at once so her brain drowned

>>72765859
Think you might be missing a step after European colonialism ends there.

>>72765935
fair post

>>72765947
Fucking hate people who bring this shite up IRL. Cringiest little runts.

>>72765947
haha cash me outside howbout dat

hehehe

ahh yes a single chinese rorke represents the entire country

>>72765851
Literally every other country in western Europe does well with nationalised railways

In fact, a lot of their nationalised rail companies now hold stakes in the various British rail franchises.

Germany's got a pretty good system going on - DBB is run as a private company but the government's the sole shareholder and all profits are reinvested back into the rails.

>>72765925
Does it really matter?
The point is, Africa can not govern itself in a civilized manner.

Colonialism is mutually beneficial.

>>72765889
Even if they were shit, fares were affordable, and government subsidies weren't being pocketed by private sector middle managers.
Now they're shit, too expensive, and we're still paying for it through tax.

>>72765871
*wants to reply but doesn't want to sound too keen and gay by saying 'hey'*

Yo x

>>72765964
Nah mate, I hate Celtic

>>72765953
>>72765993
>>72766008
her friends gave her too much water and didn't get her medical attention because they were afraid of getting in trouble

if anything the story should be taken as a lesson about stigma

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>this was built in 128AD

>>72765957
grim state of affairs, nothing i hate more than a self-hating worm like them.
>british empire did bad things long before you or anyone you know was born, feel guilty about it!!

>You will never ride in the kill box

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8MjK2zyQo

China is doing what the US and EU should be doing. Instead of destroying countries, China helps rebuilding them!

>>72765953
Clearly all those fucking adverts warning people about the dangers of ecstasy were a complete waste of time.

>>72766006
i only browse twitter to see what runts are talking about

>>72766047
Why didn't they just poke a hole in her

Got a tickley feeling in the back of my throats that's preventing me from sleeping

>>72766047
>girl dies because of drugs
>we should stop telling people drugs are bad
Fuck i hate Canadians

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HNNNÑNNNNNNG

>>72765953
Ecstasy dehydrates you, so people drink too much water and flood their organs, killing themselves.

china should rebuild mexico

>>72765838
they sat still until china built them a railway

>>72766081
when kids think it's better for their friend to possibly die than to have their parents find out they're doing drugs, yes

>>72766081
She died of water poisoning

>>72766047
didnt even know that was possible

Wish I could see an alternate universe where the nazis won ww2 frankly.

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A-anon not all us jews are bad

fucking horrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6qg5yEzLT8

Say what you will about King Herod, but he certainly made the trains run on time.

Britain should pay massive reparations to all the peoples it colonised

>>72766116
Maybe they shouldn't do drugs then eh?
>>72766117
As a direct result of taking Ecstacy

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>>72766055
>this was built in 1980AD

>>72764892
>Toilet Bog Fart

????

>>72766081
It was water not drugs

Ban water

>>72766066
in exchange for mining rights

>>72766159
Indirect

>>72766118
you've gotta be a special kind of retard

it's enormous amounts of water in very short time frames

>>72766081
hey maybe if drugs weren't illegal then her friends would have had a stigma of getting into trouble if they took her to the hospital

>>72766151
He was a bad egg

>>72766055
beautiful

*gets on a cross country train*
*scrambles for the seat next to the toilet so I can stretch my legs out*

yeah china wants resources from africa, and to get them they do not kill the natives

>>72766153
Gib monies

>>72766161
Toilet Bog Fart the Farty-Shitth Pooresident of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemerica

>>72766160
kill all modern artists

What's this border hopper going on about again?

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me with the wife and her bf

we need a total and complete shutdown of yanks entering /brit/ until our general's rrepresentatives can figure out what is going on

>>72766170
So if you drink a big bottle of vodka and choke on your own vomit and die, the vodka had nothing to do with it?
>>72766179
See above
>>72766185
Maybe murder should be illegal so people don't murder

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The countries Britain colonized should pay Britain tribute for bringing them into the first world

Love him or hate him, William of Orange had no time for middle management in the rail network

>>72766181
fuck off i thought you'd throw up or your stomach would get full before that happened
kinda like the you have to eat 400 bananas or whatever to get radiation sickness

stop responding to the mexicano

>>72766223
so you're saying we should ban alcohol? is that what you're saying

>>72766160
brutalism is amazing

>>72766160
easy and cheap to build, and far more efficient than some ancient greek runt design

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>>72766207
Oh I get it

Because Americans are poopy haha

The Dutch are like the best parts of the Anglos and the best parts of the Germans combined

They are the highest pinnacle in human evolution thus far

https://www.reddit.com/r/esist/

can you join my sub lads

>>72766234
hahaha going to do it anyway watch

>>72766203
OI PEDRO hahahahha

>>72766224
>colonized
FOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

gotta love Boston lads

no 'nigger shit' hiphop like all other US cities

>>72766160
Only plebs hate brutalism

>>72766186
Really tapped the egg with a spoon on that one

>>72766223
>Maybe murder should be illegal so people don't murder
that's not even a valid argument
fucktard kill yourself

>>72766254
No I'm saying legalising ecstacy wouldn't solve the problem of people dying from ecstacy

>>72766159
of course, but like the fabric nonsense it ended up turning into a "ban festivals and nightclubs" thing instead of "let's educate kids about drugs"

>>72766269
Trump= fart over here lad.