/brit/

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cara

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>tiny head. looks 40. would not bang

*calls you a nigger*

>>72760057
>>72759996

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karen

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me and the missus

>>72760045
4,3,5,1,2

he's about...

https://www.youtube.com/user/logicked

this channel is pure fedora

Ohhh, Jaaaaanitor. this man did an early New

>>72760092
Edgy

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Garrus

was only late because i wrote the other useless shit
arooo

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the general progression of a /brit/ thread
>OP
>people trying to nab the first posts (cara, anime etc)
>thread settles down
>yanks come in
>aussies and other runts come in
>twitter and youtube links get posted
>slags get posted
>autism heats up
>a small argument breaks out
>new thread gets made
>janny deletes one
>everyone chimps out
>finally at around 330 posts, everyone finally moves

>>72760104
n o n c e

>texts me goodnight
>reply "night"
>replies with a whole new topic of conversation and continues messaging for another hour

why do girls do this

>>72760097
stopped caring about national football in 2006

>>72760172
shag her

>>72760160
good booty

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>the general progression of a /brit/ thread
>>OP
>>people trying to nab the first posts (cara, anime etc)
>>thread settles down
>>yanks come in
>>aussies and other runts come in
>>twitter and youtube links get posted
>>slags get posted
>>autism heats up
>>a small argument breaks out
>>new thread gets made
>>janny deletes one
>>everyone chimps out
>>finally at around 330 posts, everyone finally moves

>>72760157
fuck off reddit

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>>72760162
karen is 17 and therefore legal

NEED a bf

>>72760172
Annex her Sudetenland

>>72760191
FOY

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>>72760146
Tali

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>>72760172
>texting girls

>>72760201
nonce

>>72760145
hello nigger

>>72760201
l-legal for what?

nice body girlie

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>Anon, you don't want to send me back right?

Getting drunk on my own again desu

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>>72760240
lewds

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the goal

desperately want to put my willy in late 1990s/early 2000s britney spears, did many wanks to toxic and i think thats what spawned my intense uniform fetish

bit of a shame she went over the edge just when she reached peak good looks

why haven't there been any muslim terror attacks in sweden/scandinavia like there always are in Britain/France/Germany?

>>72760097
look at their group table, little chance of qualifying for the world cup
the belgian league also overtook them and is widening the gap again this year in the uefa league coefficients

>>72760245
What? No course not

*gives Mummy May the nod to trigger Article 50*

>>72760157
you forgot the bit where I call you a faggot you fucking faggot

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what do you lads think?

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>I'm welcome in your country right, anon?

>>72760281
Google "Swedish hand grenade attacks"

>>72760263
me tied up in the back

@72760200
ah yes, how could i forget the autismo yank that is obsessed with reddit and the cool n word

>>72760263
middle-class plumbing deano

>>72760306
yes habibi

>>72760281
because they open their assholes for them

>>72760281
I bet there have been a ton, they just pretend it didn't happen.

>>72760306

Cover yourself up first

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>@72760200
>ah yes, how could i forget the autismo yank that is obsessed with reddit and the cool n word

might just spend my uni loan buying a gaming PC lads ahaha

>>72760306
god yes
want a muslim gf

>>72760281
There have been loads of explosions/hand grenade attacks in malmo, barely anywhere in the world compares

fuck off redditors

>>72760157
depends on the day and time

>>72760328
hello nigger

>>72760382
>want a muslim gf
I think you're allowed like 5 before they get mad.

>>72760285
But losing to Bulgaria?
Is Le Cut Inside Man just a meme?

>>72760371
i dont save stock photos
please dont use this one any more

>>72760345
>assholes
fuck off yank

>>72760397
would love to be bummed this trap

about to imbibe the flubromazepam

sometimes I randomly quote a poster in an argument and say "this" even if I don't agree with it and they are completely wrong just to piss off the other poster

Business idea: /leftypol/ takes over /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3TBvJUtuHs

>>72760444
Did you stockpile it? Craving the ol' etizolam with some ethylphenidate

>>72760394
the edge master general strikes again

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>i dont save stock photos
>please dont use this one any more

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>>72760458
>lefties
>business

I feel ill
not in the traditional sense of unwell, I just really want to either bury my face into a pile of ketamine, or just kill myself

alright
piggies

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>>72760405
only if you can afford more than 1 ya daft cunt

>>72760445

someones i make a pathetic post agreeing with someone so that the poster they're arguing with will accuse us of samefag

>>72760057

FUCK OFF

Drink so much that a bottle of wine doesn't even give me a buzz these days. I remember like 4 years ago where a bottle would get me nice and sozzled, but no more.

was going to make a post but decided against it

>>72760497
hello mick

Vanilla coke is peng desu

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>Anon, you won't send me back to Syria after the war is over right? I can stay here as long as I want , yes?

>>72760521
Only with voddy

>>72760520
taig*

>>72760308
>>72760383

seem more like local gang-related incidents than anything ideological

gonna play the mass effect trilogy again lads

pick some attributes and choices for me

>>72760505
did about half a gram of ket last night and I had an extremely queasy day today

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>>72760458
back to redd.it mate

>>72760508
she is lovely

>>72760521
batty boy

>>72760492

my dogs parrot has about 50 left. he mostly takes the easily acquired benzos and rarely touches the old stash of RCs. he will be sad when they're gone.

>>72760517
paradoxical statement desu

>>72760526
it is your duty to return to your country and rebuild it

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>back to redd.it mate

>>72760515
https://www.lidl.co.uk/en/Rose-Wine-3663.htm?articleId=1326

3 bottles of this is an okay pres for me

>>72760526
take that towel off your heed and drop the religious mumbo jumbo you fucking mong, you're in the first world now and you should act like it

>>72760575
My mates goldfish said you can still order it legally

>>72760526
she is so cute
name?

>>72760531
Are you watching me?
I'm drinking it with vodka, alone in my room with the lights off
haha kill me

david sweetheart, i miss you so much, can’t stand giving myself to other men to try and fill this empty void you’ve left in my heart. i hate sex

>>72760505

I know I'm going to start injecting smack soon, don't see any reason not to try it out, my life is irreversibly fucked

Nopoo is such a meme

Just makes your hair always greasy feeling and looking and gives you dandruff, which also makes your hair itchy

Not using shampoo to wash your hair is like trying to clean dirty, greasy dishes with only water. It just doesn't work.

>>72760505
Sounds like an emotional malaise.

I prescribe a dose of self-hypnosis. Get yourself into a trance and, using autosuggestion, simply tell your unconscious that you are happy and fulfilled. I did it and look at me now. No job, gf or ambition whatsoever, and I'm totally fine about it.

>>72760619
Haha want a drinking buddy?

>>72760609

easily 'dorable desu

Earn £30k in London, but don't know why I bother desu. Just had a look at properties in other parts of the countries, and what I'm currently spending on a small room in a flatshare would be able to get me a semi-detached house all to myself in other parts of the country

>>72760615
Rasheedette

>>72760563
you can keep posting this pic but it doesn't make it true

>>72760605
blimey that's cheap

kind of glad there isn't a Lidl or Aldi within easy walking distance from me or my alcoholism would be even worse

>>72760397
shes making my willy rigid

BOOYAKASHA

>>72760661
You should move to Newcastle

*bad moon rising starts playing*

>>72760672
it actually tastes quite nice as well
probably the best tasting wine in the under £3 category

>>72760632
this

>>72760609
women in this country used to wear headscarves
not religious myself but i think it looks nice, if it's loose and colourful

>>72760659
religion is fucking idiotic

genuinely look down upon religious people and would like to grind them all into paste

>>72760611

find that hard to believe

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>>72760594
>>72760609
>Haha, you're such a joker anon!

>tfw billy no-mates

>>72760508
If she complains I'll just smack her around and remind her that she is literally my property. What's she gonna do, call the cops? I'll just say she cheated and then cave her head in with a brick.

>>72760661
I wouldn't like to live in london on less than 50k tbqh

>>72760633
I've been clean for months, I've been losing weight since january, started going running with my dad recently, going to therapy again, gonna get my motorbike license soon
I should feel like a king but I just want to get as numb as possible

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>religion is fucking idiotic
>genuinely look down upon religious people and would like to grind them all into paste

>>72760670
reddit told me it is true so that should be enough to convince you

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>probably the best tasting wine in the under £3 category

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>you can keep posting this pic but it doesn't make it true

who here /christian leftist/

>>72760698
I applied for ~25 jobs all over the UK, and the only one that even gave me an interview was in London. Then I smashed the interview and got offered the job straight away. Think it was the right decision because it's a great job, but if I'm still in London by the time I'm 30 I'll probably just off myself

>>72760741
It's fine on £30k, I have way more money than when I was a student for example, but I still live in much the same conditions

>>72760774
mexicans and blacks

>>72760774
who here /jews for nazism/

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>you can keep posting this pic but it doesn't make it true

I hear voices and get extremely paranoid when I smoke weed
Might be a good idea to stop smoking it

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>wine

>>72760743
One day at a time.

im 4'3", LEGIT DWARF, and I bang supermodels every weekend ;) also, I have downs LOL

doesnt matter tho, LOOKS DONT MATTER GUYS BELIEVE ME, just go outside and see all those literal handicaps and retards banging supermodels all day long baby, nothing matters EXCEPT if you be yourself, girls will be attracted ;)

>>72760300
All the birds in Yates will be weak at the gash Deano my boy

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>>72760817
>communist
>supports Israel

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What are some films where the hero tries to pass healthcare reform and fails horribly?

>>72760757
> praying to an invisible bloke in the sky
the state of you

who here /buddhist anarcho-syndicalist/

>>72760774
good lad
>>72760810
not the same
christianity has always had a radical egalitarian interpretation
>>72760741
>I wouldn't like to live in london
all that needed saying

did the Prodigy ever have an actual point to make?

Keith Flint was always lauded as the Johnny Rotten of the 90s

But whereas Johnny Rotten had endless amounts of shit to say i the 70s, I never heard Keith Flint say anything

They left it to the Gallaghers, who were literal fucking retards

I'm unironically coming a Christian lads
My doctor said I'm experiencing derealization and its made me realise God has to exist, do you not feel it?

>>72760413
>Is Le Cut Inside Man just a meme?
he's getting old now
the netherlands are finished football wise, just checked the coefficients and their league is the 13th (thirteenth) best in europe, it was the 5th a few years ago
below ukraine, belgium, turkey, czech republic, switzerland lmao

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>> praying to an invisible bloke in the sky
>the state of you

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>who here /christian leftist/

>>72760743
that's what's making you miserable

you're an autist retard, you're only happy when you're alone doing nothing

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Who here /Jewish socialist/

>>72760870
london would be a great place to live if you were an actual millionaire

otherwise probably not

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>>72760854
>Well Donald, at least I did pass my healthcare reform.

BASED absolutely based

>>72760843
How is that deano
I am upper middle

had half a bottle of brandy but no glass (downstairs is far) so just filled the bottle up with coke

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>Scotland will inevitably lose to Slovenia tomorrow

>>72760906
is she Christian?

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>>72760906

>hmm, how can i become a professional victim?
>ah i'm a woman, that already nets me some victim points
>hmmm i'm not black or brown though, how can i still claim i am being oppressed even though i have white skin?
>i know, i'll just say i'm jewish and everyone who disagrees with me is now an anti-semite
>oh and also i'll say i'm irish so i'm even more of a victim
>aaaaah yes i'll also claim to be a catholic despite not attending sunday mass and having no clue about catholicism or christianity itself in the slightest
>i exploit desperate men and get them to buy me things in exchange for slag pictures...how do i claim oppression from this?
>ah yes, i'll just call myself a "sex worker" and say that "sex workers" are oppressed because they are looked down upon in general society
>yes i know i said im a catholic but that doesnt mean i should hold myself to the moral standard of a good christian girl haha, don't oppress me just because i prostitute myself since i'm too incapable to hold a real job
>oh and i'll also claim to have several mental illnesses haha, now i truly am oppressed
>hmm maybe for good measure i should tell people that i'm bisexual so that i can fit into the LGBT community and also claim oppression despite the fact that i have never dated a girl, have never made any remarks about them sexually and have never shown even the slightest marks of bicuriosity or interest

the absolute fucking STATE of the commie slags

>>72760947
good.
hate scots.

Kill all commies

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI

>>72760886
religion is a mental illness and should be treated with medicines and therapy, just like other disorders such as depression, OCD, anxiety, and the like.

therapy for religious beliefs may include such things as basic scientific education, etc, to aid removal the delusions from the mind of the sufferer.

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rate my purchases lads

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/844642422504247296

>>72760854
>Ickle Don broke ANOTHER promise
he's on a roll

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>>72760974
no
her life is worth more than yours

>>72760960
she's mentally ill

Mass Effect Andromeda is really fucking good desu lads

>>72760999
nice high heels

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>>72760906
me desu

>>72760989
See now THIS is worthy of a fedora.

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>religion is a mental illness and should be treated with medicines and therapy, just like other disorders such as depression, OCD, anxiety, and the like.
>therapy for religious beliefs may include such things as basic scientific education, etc, to aid removal the delusions from the mind of the sufferer.

deontay wilder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZsiR45tKKw

watching some mrs brown

leftism is narcissism

>>72760999
if the person who bough these isn't worth at least 7 figures they should kill themselves

>>72761011
really great body tbf

>>72760938
ahaaa deano... my boy... mate, loving the double monk stra- wait a second, de- deano is that a BOOT?

maaaate, fucking TIDY - I can't see it on the river island site lad are they burton? looking pukka son

who /pretends to hate scots online so it seems like the english are unreasonable bullies and scottish independence is right/ here

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>>72761018

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>See now THIS is worthy of a fedora.

>>72761018
really?

I've read up on the story/ending and the Ryder memories, seems pretty bland sequel bait

>>72760973
https://twitter.com/AngrySalmond/status/842023902834524160

>>72761057
thanks :)

>>72761029
>>72761031
Seek help if you suffer from religion. Mental health is perhaps even more important than physical.

>>72761082
woah...

rightism is a narcissim

>>72761095
well its post-racial so its really good

>>72761072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7G_mDP5DKw

>>72761137
what a beauty

>>http://www.strawpoll.me/12607318

>>http://www.strawpoll.me/12607318

>>http://www.strawpoll.me/12607318


EXTREMELY important poll lads

rightism? more like wrongism haha

I kind of wish I could be religious

I tried reading the Bible and was just creasing for most of it

>>72761137
>>72761151
hello niggers

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>Seek help if you suffer from religion. Mental health is perhaps even more important than physical.

>>72760850
The fact you care about that means you a paki

>>72760989
>he hasn't looked outside "reality" and doesn't feel Gods power
Believe me, I've seen the inner workings of the universe and what we call "reality" and what I saw was terrifying. Repent your sins, before it's too late.

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>>72761157

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>>72761137
>tfw no black gf 2017

>>72761164
Imagine *LITERALLY* believing that some sort of god is watching over you and protecting you in exchange for prayers and worship and shite.

Must be fucking mental. Must feel nice.

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>>72761154
upper-lower

>>72761203
just like the meme!

>>72761147
english independence will never take off

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>anon, will you come down the the anti-trump protest in London with me?

>>72761242
they were singing about voting yes in scotland's independence referendum

deontay wilder

>>72761186
I've witnessed the universe in all of its glory though massive doses of LSD and I find no evidence nor room for a god in the universe's natural splendour.

>>72761205
your own fault for living in a racist country with high white %

>>72761242
Don't need to be independent when you already control everything

>>72761260
BAH GAWD

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>mfw a jf replies to my post

>>72761262
i know.

Got charged double the price for a bottle of pop at the self-checkout earlier.

I was too embarrassed to say anything so I paid and left.

alright which one of you is in /dpt/

>>72761251
only if you put the ninja part of your mask on first
eeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhh

>>72761122
There's a book called The Secret Teachings of All Ages by Manly P Hall. You should read it and find out just how little you actually know about religion. Then maybe you won't feel like such a superior being.

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the goal

>>72761154
don't believe any actual upper class post here
its just middleclass suburban kids who dad's have 2 cars and a nice garage

t. chav scum

>>72761280
cute!

>pop

have a fucking word with yourself you underclass runt

>tfw you get sectioned because your doctor thinks you have psychosis, but you don't actually have psychosis
I've been gaslighted by the NHS, can I make a claim?

>>72761274
scots are overrepresented and receive disproportionate funding

>>72761260
wrestling's fake he didn't really fall off that cage

national front were based

>>72761271
quite good point tbf

seriously though ... religion IS complete nonsense

I hope we all do realize this, yeah?

I would imagine the only people who still actually believe that shit are those retards in the southern US states and filthy muslims

>>72761288
paid for a bag in the self checkout but couldn't see where the bags were so I walked out without one

>>72761226
deano danger zone man

what should i have for 3rd dessert tonight lads

Doing a wank
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573f3d1ca00e0

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>national front were based

>>72761269

I've taken acid 30+ times and have met many gods, principally the the brrghghrhan proproprinomnmdrdrumns

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>tfw no gf

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Bit spangled tonight lads

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Are Tim

>>72761299
Have you actually read all of that.

>>72761319
the difference between upper middle and lower upper is a bit hazy tbqh

>>72761365
this
*whips out the meatstick*

>>72761356
c'mon man... don't talk like that....

>>72761299
Looks fucking idiotic

sending atheist prayers to all the wankers ITT

airstrikes?
airstrikes!
airstrikes?
airstrikes!
airstrikes?
airstrikes!
airstrikes?
airstrikes!
airstrikes?
airstrikes!
airstrikes?
airstrikes!
airstrikes?
airstrikes!
airstrikes?
airstrikes!

>‘America First’ is a Russian slogan. It’s a Nazi slogan being pushed by Russia

leftists have become a parody of themselves

>>72761356
I can just feel it lad
Just look around you, what the fuck is "reality"? It doesn't make any sense without God

>>72761335

tell your doc to read Szasz

>>72761390
would rather have some mates. near 30 neet, too late for lifelong friendships.... also no gf because they will already know im strange for not having mates or social media

>>72761399
Porridge my son

>>72761399
shave those sideburns off you utter runt

>>72761440
hello nigger

There's literally nothing wrong with being religious

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>>72761359

>>72761346
live in brum and i've been lucky enough to shag a couple black tings amongst other ethnics
shame for you

>>72761455
rasheed

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>mfw theist

girls scare me

was standing at the bus stop the other day and this woman next to me, the top of her head came up to my elbow yet she wasn't a midget

madness

ukip lads

>>72761465
hello nigger

watching some pole spazzing out over being called eastern european

>>72760906

can post her twitter again pls

>>72761466
genuinely considering moving to london tbqh

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Just want to fucking die or take a mulligan and start my life over.

Sick to the teeth

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>Tfw deist

>>72761356
>religion IS complete nonsense
A page of literature looks like nonsense to someone who's never seen that language. A wise person might see potential meaning in it, translate it and learn something profound, while a fool would dismiss it as beneath them and never know what it said.

Right lads, polls are in:

2 upper
1 lower upper
3 upper middle
2 middle middle
2 lower middle
3 upper lower
1 lower
4 chav scum

>>72761356
>I hope we all do realise this, yeah?
people in england generally do, it seems like the mongs on your island don't seem to

>>72761514
every arse supporter is one, even the ones over here

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>the fact that you label your 'doras through a filename is in itself a fedorable concept

Genius

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rollin' a most cheeky spliff

>>72761537
Hello Jaden Smith

i want to go live in the middle east

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>tfw Arsenal won't get top 4 this season

>>72761536
good lord I need to shag a black girl

>>72761528
>genuinely considering moving to london tbqh
fuck off billionaire twat

>>72761563
Good lad
I'm going to finish this vodka then roll a cheeky spliff myself
Alcohol + weed is a severely underrated combo

>>72761592
IT'S TIME TO GO

>>72761587
Hello Jarshev

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FUS ROH DAH

>>72761587
rasheed

>>72761608
sorry m8

>>72761647
Blew his hair off obviously

>>72761592
>tottenham will FINALLY finish above them in the premier league era
9 points clear at the moment, surely spurs can't choke again

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>>72761684
>surely spurs can't choke again

http://i.imgur.com/Y57Bamb.gifv

Unironically contemplating going to Rojava

When I was in the psych ward, some gay guy kept telling me he couldn't get an erection and that his balls keep getting sucked into his belly
Does this count as sexual assault? I feel violated

>>72761683
>gave dying policeman mouth-to-mouth

>junior minister
>300k starting
>any profile I want

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>>72761716

>>72761399
get a haircut mate

>>72761719
SOLIDARITY
WITH
ROJAVA

>>72761719
my brother was in mosul a couple years ago

(working for HMG before you get the wrong idea...)

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>>72761684
>surely spurs can't choke again

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39392584

>>72761399
looking like this is why I don't do MDMA anymore

also don't need any fewer serotonin receptors than I already have, that too

>>72761595
hello nigger

>>72761761
It's Gee.

>>72760383
It's gang related, Kupa gang (albanians) vs Msomethingic gang (Serbians). It's pretty quiet and most people have no idea places like Rosengård are totally peaceful nowadays, the real gang activity is in places like Seved

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my grinder is falling apart lads

time for a new one, think this one cost like £2

>>72761779
Anyone remember that petition they were trying to sign? Absolutely gassing about it.

>>72761818
t. Rasheed

>>72761755
HMG?

>>72761818
I would bet my house on it being somalians

>>72761848
lips are too big

Might join grindr just to make fun of the gays

>>72761592
oh boo fucking hoo
trying supporting a football league team runt
>>>/sp/

>>72761811
it's jay

ah yes the bbc reports on 1000 cretins opposing brexit but on the 250,000 people who signed the petition opposing another scottish indepedence referendum, very good

hello baby girl
*kiss kiss*
hai dear
you are sexy baby
pls reply my friend reqst sent 2 u .. plz
hi beautiful girl very nice pics
i've followed you long time
let me teach you kamasutra ;)
reply me
please
fucking bitch

>>72761779
these giant marches never accomplish anything, I remember the marches against the iraq war in 2003, I remember wondering why they bothered at the time

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whoa black girls are beautiful...

>>72761818
>Sweden was once called 'the perfect society', and actually went an entire year without a recorded homicide, unprecedented in a population of that size at any point in human history

>>72761915
Not my proudest boner I must admit

>>72761884
I switched Tinder to search for men and I got easily a 95% match rate and most people I matched with messaged me first, it was really fucking nice.

Wish I was bent, would be much easier than have to deal with fucking useless women.

>>72761848
>white father

why is white man/black woman so much better than the reverse?

London was a mistake

>>72761818
no no no we don't want these nuanced informative opinions here!

>>72761936
glad its progressing with the times, fucking racists