You have 10 seconds to act as Chinese as possible.

**Take a picture of little white girl without permission**

*posts under Canadian flag*

Ching ching
*Eats dog and abortes daughter*

*calls tibet and east turkestan west china*

*disconnects refrigerators during the night*

ching chang chong

>>72759871
Ching Chang Chong

*starves to death*

**crashes Audi R8**

>>72759871
Ching Chang Chong

kills a rhino because my tiny dick is flaccid

yes, herro, one canadian passport please

*vandalizes a foreign monument*

*eats chicken's foot* alri?

Chinks aren't the same species of being as us, I'm sure of it. They're like some creature from another planet.

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*aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaa*

>>72759991
*gives you candies instead your change*

*shits on floor*

OOO YOU DRIVE LIK SHIIT OOOOOOO STUPID AMERICAAAAAN YOU NOT USE CHOPSTICK LIKE THAT OOO STUPID THIS HOW DOG YO UEAT

>travels to space
>masters bioscience
>urbanises
>advances drone technology
>consumes solar power
>buys property in Vancouver
>makes child do homework
>works hard
>builds for China

*claims to be superpower despite squatting to poo*

>>72759871
钓鱼岛是中国的,小日本离开!!!

*aborts dog and eats daughter*

hrrrrm yess, Austraria seems nice this time of year

>>72760466
*posts with UK proxy*

>>72760592
nah they have no concept of weather because they don't go out and enjoy life
australia and canada are interchangeable to them

ching-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-long-ling

>>72760471
I heard not squatting to poo can cause rectal cancer.

常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常常

>>72760783

>Australian weather:
>really hot, burning hot, bushfire hot,

*ignores a toddler who was run over*

>>72759871
I dont have to act i already is

我们必须解放台湾!

>>72759871
cing ciang ciong

>>72759871
>Spits on ground
>Sneezes without covering mouth
>Has car crash
>Moves to Sydney
>Fucks Sydney demographics

>>72759871
>buys all the property in australia/canada

*Go to USA*
*Works whole life to buy douchey kids Supercars and designer brands and look down on people who do the same for themselves*

>>72760920
>cumskin brits can't handle a bit of sun banter

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>>72759871
I live with an international student from china and it fucking SUCKS. This mother fucker orders the most obscure stinky ramen to the room, and when he's done eating, lets' the shitwater ferment the room for about 3 weeks so everytime I open the door to the room he takes revenge on the japanese by genociding my nostrils.

>>72759871
>Dies under machinery

a ching chong ping pong to you too kind sir

>>72760466
>Lets space equipment crash like a meteorite
>Makes scientists discover ways you can get rid of pollution that kills people in your capital
>Builds ghost cities to inflate HDI numbers, crashing real state market
>Steals drones from USA
>Cant see the fucking sun because of pollution
>Goverment struggling to maintain their 1%, everyone scaping from their commie shithole
>Child commits sudoku because of preassure
>Works because the communist state wont lend them food or jobs like the communist philosophy dictates
>*Construction colapses because chinnese people are con artists on steroids and used paper with a layer of concrete to make it look like it was filled with something* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm8myUGljIE

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>>72759871
Andeverybodywas KUNG FU FIGHTING~!!!

>>72759871
>gets murdered for using calculator

>>72762198
Tell him to clean his shit up you faggot. What the fuck?

>>72762673
WTF i love mexico now

>>72759871
fak yu america pig

go eat hambarga

>>72759871
I accidentally run over a 4 year old girl and keep going. Nobody stops me.

**Buy 4chan Pass**

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>>72759871
AYO HOL UP
>harvests your organs
SO U BE SAYIN
>tortures dog
SO HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>shells taiwan
AYYYOO SO U BE SAYIN
>starves
U BE SAYIN
>gets forced abortion
HOL UP HOL UP
>destroys irreplaceable historical relics
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>demolishes tibetan monastery
SO U BE SAYIN
>censors internet
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>hocks loogie on sidewalk
WE WUZ
>persecutes christians
FINNA WE WUZ
>creates artificial island in SCS
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
>imprisons human rights lawyer
SO WE WUZ
>does Socialism With Chinese Characteristics
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>buys mansion in vancouver
QINNNGGZZZ N SHEEIT
>destroys what's left of old culture

Your kung fu is pathetic! Mine is strong and carries true Confucian spirit! You cannot hope to defeat my seven tiger dragon style!

*fights*

VICTORY!

*shits on floor*
*eats baby*
*annexes tibet*

>>72759871
*dick shrinks to microscopical level*

Ching Chang Chong

*form a slowly moving barricade on the sidewalk*

...

>>72764003
Im In Staples.......

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>>72767494

>>72760352
Kek, I know this one.

All chineses here are from Zhenyang. Are They differents from other Han?

>>72767710
>lives entirely off of parents money gained through corruption

Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia Fair
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia Fair

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross
We'll toil with hearts and hands
To make this Commonwealth of ours
renowned of all the lands
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share
With courage let us all combine
To Advance Australia Fair
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia Fair

>>72759871
*Zhongguó means 'the center of the world'.*

>>72767752
So not so different from us

LET MY SON JUST TAKESHI IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS PEDESTRIAN AVENUE

>>72759871
KONBNICHIWA

moshi moshi!

Shit, I think I'm mixing something up.

*CHEWS LOUDLY AND SCREAMS WITH MOUTH OPEN* "Ni Hao Ma"

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>>72760301

good goy, consume western propa-i mean, media

/balt

>*looks at my own flag
Don't even have to try

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*drinks this shit*

>>72769458

lol we have a bottle of that in the cabinet

shit gets you drunk so fucking fast

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reminder that China makes god-tier kino

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working extra 2 hours today to save some more money for college.

why is modern china so absolutely fucking disgusting? is it solely because of communism?

taiwanese people are actually much better, same goes for hong kong

medieval china etc used to b e based

>>72759871
*produces the best looking women in the world*
*cucks amerifats in the Korean war*
*cucks amerifats in the Vietnam war*
*cucks everybody in South China Sea*
*bans gook degeneracy*

>>72769962
Commies indeed.

>>72770669
wtf brazil

>>72760486
中国千岁!

>>72769960
I blame Reagan.

shhh, dis is ryeberry

>>72769962
Yep.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Olds

*lets my child pee in public*

>>72759871
*shits in botanic garden*
*goes to beach, almost drowns for a 3rd time because I dismissed the lifeguards who saved my life the previous 2 times*

>>72759871
*Steals your islands*

* cancel group tour to Korea
* go to Lotte super market nearby and break all Shin Ramen secretly.

>>72759871
*saws live whale shark in half*

I'm not Chinese, It's just a well known fact that China is the most developed country in the world.

Is it true the sky is blue because I never saw it because of the pollution I see since my childhood ?

**drives Range Rover SUV into another Range Rover SUV on the intersection at 49th & Granville**

*receives employment for his 4th birthday*

>>72769458
I have no idea what this is, but I want it.

What is the source code to 4chan? I promise not to copy.

*pours chemicals on the ground*

My mom has cancer from all the smog but she drinks warm water daily so she should be fine with the added acupuncture she's getting.

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>>72759871

*invest in property in australia*
*learn chinglish*
*not know how to have fun or do anything other than work*
*be beta*
*don't have a soul*
*skin animals alive*

*I don't give a shit about anyone. The misfortunes of others are not my concern.*
>>72759920
Do they do that everywhere? A few days ago, an older Chinese man came up to my GF and myself and gave us a picture he'd taken of her little sister. He was clearly a little obsessed with her and had - apparently - seen us/her around before. And we are, indeed, white.

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*SLURP SLURP*
ZHANG, PASS DOG IN BOWRE

>>72760339
ONE MORRRRRRRRE THING, DID YOU MAKE COFFEE JACKIE? UNCLE NEEDS HIS COFFEE TO BE REGULAR IN THE MORNING

>>72782023
WTF I love Asians now

>>72764076
silly gwai lo, you kung fu is no match or my gung fu.

>>72771648
HEY

DIS RIBRARY

>>72760339
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao

Its the Chinese century, why do you guys deny it?

>>72759871
Ching chang choooong

average new zealander here

>>72782308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xv_pfIK60k

Please post high rank Chinese memes

I can't believe there are 1 billion chinks and we still have so little access to their meme sphere.

>>72782536
they're too busy suffering to meme it up

>>72782321
>Its the Chinese century
Century of shame 2.0 coming up

>>72782321
they might be the strongest, but they have no friends. the entire western world and their rivals are willing to cooperate against them.

>>72759871
ugh...egh...i hate capitalist pigs too.

>>72782395
haha that was p good

i had a extremely close to death experience

i had to stop after 8 and half seconds

>>72783101
i didn't want to die as a chinese.

>>72759871
I am greek

>>72762198
Matt is that you

*have less facial hair than my girlfriend*