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first for Sactown
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and second
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cum lol
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Phantom World was a great anime
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When did Texas secede
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autism
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Hedge waha
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fifth for east LA
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meme
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>>72757718

>tfw the local team is shit
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>>72757704
Quiero llenarte el culo de semen
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>>72757809
*saves the thumbnail*
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nth for armchair generals should leave
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>adults can't watch anim-
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*tries and fails to meme*
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>tfw starting to get delirious again
thought i was done with this
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>>72757826
dude let's make a horrible trade our only decent player lmao
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>>72757961

Boogie is a team cancer though, so while we did lose a star center, itll improve team dynamics, and WCS can hopefully take over the position

at least hield is decent
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>>72757704
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>>72757888
>un certain regard special prize winner
quoi
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>>72757904
You should consider quitting the alcohol
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>tfw can't speak a word of Italian because my mother never made the effort to teach me
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>criticizing Islam
I thought we were past this.
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This is a song about a Sticklängenvergleich at Heidenberger Teich in Mettenhof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV3y-XYR__0
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>>72758011
honestly really haven't been following them. Gonna start now that I'm back in town for good tho
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>>72758019
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>>72758075
>having that much Southern European in you
>not being nearly 80% eastern yuro with a spot of Sardinian
hmm
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anime was my highschool sweetheart
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>>72758075
Bi-glossary owl website is ok
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>>72758031
i havenn't had a drink inn like 8 hours
which iss part of the problem
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>>72758148

vigne best girl

>>72758138

goddamn nigga, what DO you follow? You said yesterday you dont watch baseball or soccer
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T H E B A T H
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>>72758178
>having that much Southern European in you
My mother is literally from Italy and I have Italian citizenship.
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>>72758101
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>>72758225
shit song
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>>72758101
it is a shit religion anon
>>72758248
fucking KILL YOURSELVES
SOS MIERDA
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>>72758075
How fluent is she with the EYO language?
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>>72758263
Shit post.
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>>72758248
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>>72758200
>You said yesterday you dont watch baseball or soccer

I think that was someone else? I do follow baseball, but not soccer.
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>>72758233
>actually having a MOTHER from ITALY
my god
best wishes xx
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>>72758320
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>>72757704
>>72757835
>>72758019
>>72758148
>>72758179
>>72758225
>>72758248
>>72758256
>>72758320
kill yourselves you retarded spamming weeb retards
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>>72758293
It's her first language, anon.
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>>72758339
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>>72758345
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>>72758345
Why are you so tsundere, CIA-kun?
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>>72758384
Yeah, I saw that after I posted. My bad :/
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>>72758385
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>have bad thought
>ignore it
Everything is fine.
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>>72758101
We should be able to criticize it. But I don't need to.
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>>72758271
>supports a strong family
>prevents alcoholism
>shit
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*posts anime*
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>>72758439
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Aha holy fuck supporters of president dump are stupid
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>anime with little girls can't be seriou-
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I DONT HAVE WORK TOMORROW

HAHA, TIME TO DRINK AFTER WORK
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lmao drumpftards
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>>72758392
CIA got banned he doesnt post here anymore
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I'm gonna get cancer and become a meth cook.
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>>72758488
>strong family that is arranged by shit forced marriages
>women reduced to slaves
>anything can be declared heresy if the imam wishes
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>>72758545

anime can get pretty dark sometimes
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>>72758521

Hillary Clinton is literally conservative america in a nutshell

>religious
>born into a middle class family with a working father and a maid mom
>gets cheated by her husband but stay with him to keep his family together
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>>72758521
Me on the top
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Who wanna see me stretch my foreskin?
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I don't know why foreigners say Americans are friendly. In my experience everyone is huge judgemental prick and always talking shit and hating other people. /cum/ is one of the unfriendliest generals on /int/ too. You ask a question or say something on another one people will answer honestly or actually be friendly and sympathetic but on here people just insult you and fight.
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>>72758624
>religious
>
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you know, if CIA's gone, I guess we can start discussing just how much the Cubs suck dick
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>>72758717
Worshipping Moloch makes her religious.
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>>72758701
me
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>>72758606
Damn this image basically confirms chinatsu a shit
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>the mighty chinese airforce
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>>72758719
>Baez btfo at the WBC final
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>>72758704
At least we aren't /br*t/ desu

>>72758719
What's the point in being a Cub's fan now? "Our team has a 0 year losing streak, but this year they'll make it for sure"
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>>72758779
Fucking hipsters
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>>72758779
Aesthetic
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>>72758765
>>72758701
Lmao sorry I posted this in the wrong thread
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>>72758805

new fans believing "analysts" saying theyll repeat
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What choons are you listen to right now, buds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nt-efRpjlQ
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>>72758704
Puerto Rico
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>>72758862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa1ougA-h0A
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>>72758704
*shoves you down a flight of stairs*
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>>72758862

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6VC9zAd6lM
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>>72758862
The sound of my neighbor firing his rifle, of course.
Sounds like: *BOOM* *BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM* *BOOM*
Hope their aim is true.
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>>72758925
Go join them
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All flesh is grass.
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>>72758517
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>>72758719
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>>72758847
C-Can I still watch?
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>>72758701
I'd rather just have a foreskin
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>>72758963
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>>72758805
>What's the point in being a Cub's fan now?
Seeing if watching baseball is just as fun the second year as it was for the first.
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why do i smell so bad
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>>72759077
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>>72759139
Alcoholism
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really makes you think
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>>72758022
its the cannes sections for films that use altenative story telling or production techniques
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>>72758943
Might not be a bad idea tbqh.
>>72759163
Stallman is a man of great thinks.
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>>72759139
too much fapping
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>go to middle eastern store
>buy product from Canada
Can't make this shit up
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>>72759139
Take a shower and wear clean clothes.
And I mean real clean clothes.
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>the CAD is worth less than the Australian dollar
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>this old man has more wisdom than all dump supporters combined
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>>72759153
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>>72759028
No, that would be inappropriate
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>>72759299
make me
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>>72759339
That's not how you're supposed to do that tho
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what're ya wearing today buds?
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>>72759339
finally a sign that a nerd like me can really relate to
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>>72759429
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How to get a gf(f)?
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Rate this autistic map I once made of a Vicky 2 campaign
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I'M LIKE BITCH WHO IS YOUR MANS

CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS
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>>72759566
pheromones (money)
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>>72759550
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goodbye horses
i'm flying over you
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>>72759568
>Swedish Congo
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>>72759631
doooooooooo
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>>72759636
Sweden got the Congo event. They wanted a direct source of BBC and had to settle for Congo because I took Somalia.
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Who here lives in the Pacific Northwest? What's it like to live in such a beautiful region? Do you ever get tired of living amongst the natural beauty, and wish you lived in a busier place?
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>>72759613
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>>72759682

coastline is super comfy, but you're pretty far from most cities, so eventually it gets boring if you live there for an extended period of time
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>>72759685
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FUCK the West Coast
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it stinks in here
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>>72759764
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>>72759566
You don't if you have to ask. Just accept being a undesirable inferior male and go on with life.

t.undesirable inferior male.
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>>72759772

rude
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>>72759790
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I can do five pushups
10 on a good day

hbu
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>>72759734
Whats so exciting about "the city"? What can you do in cities that are so special that when you are not near them you most certainly will get bored? 2bh it just seems like bullshit people spew.
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>>72759849
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>>72759772
>his state is just one big Qdoba
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>>72759892
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>>72759865
diversity
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>>72759928
Fuck New Mexico too desu
I hate the desert
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>>72759865
Restaurants, shops, shows, clubs, bars, stores, girls, etc.

Just more of and better quality of all of the above.
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>>72759865

theres more to do

out along highway 1 (where my grandparents live), you can walk along the cliffs or go to a few beaches, or hike in the woods. And thats pretty much it
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>>72759778
sorry
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>>72759865
You can go places without using a car and stores stay open past 6
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>>72759931
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>>72759992
>>72759986
>>72759966
There are tons of activities that you can only do outside the city as well. People existed for thousands of years without cities. I think it's seriously naive when I see posters here saying almost dogmatically that it's boring outside "the city" when there are probably more bored fucks within cities and many people in rural areas and suburbs get off fine without ever entering them
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>>72759682
Also will come round and personally blow anyone who can identify the location of this image
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>>72760153
hey man, nothing wrong with being a bumpkin if that's what you prefer
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>>72760219
Exactly, so why do people post here as if you'll get bored if you don't enter a city every so often? Meanwhile people in the city are constantly fleeing to vacations in rural areas and trying to buy homes in suburbs doing everything they can to escape it when they arent working
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>>72760185
Kinney Lake is a lake located in Mount Robson Provincial Park of British Columbia, Canada

But no dick sucking that's gay
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>>72760296
Very impressive la, was that a reverse image search of some kind or have you been there?

Rules are rules I'm afraid, I'm going to have to come round and suck your willy now
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>>72760153
What are you talking about? This general and pretty much all of 4chan is just people shitting on cities saying they should be walled off or all of their inhabitants killed.
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>tfw you will never be able to kill lobsterbacks for the glory of the Republic
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>>72760502
Because they are posting from up in their apartments bored of their minds in the city loathing at their existence. You'll notice when anyone posts something about living in a small town or rural area there's always a "but you'll get bored"
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>>72760622

I live in a small town, and I can gurantee you'll get bored
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got some poo in my underwear
well more like a serious skiidmark
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>>72760622
No it's almost always rural people saying those things. Meanwhile someone says suburbs or rural areas have cons and you sperg out.
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Saw a really cute homeless woman outside sobeys today. should have offered her a meal or some drugs in exchange for sex
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>>72760807
>cute homeless woman

you think she would have already have been prostituting herself for money?
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>>72760656
It's your outlook, you'd be just as dull and boring in the city

>>72760755
Why are you triggered by this?
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Just woke up from a cheeky nap
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>>72760981
>No You

You were the one who got pissy when people pointed out the cons of living outside the city.
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just started drinking alone
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*stares at you from across the room*
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>>72761059
today or in general?
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>>72761047
There are cons and pros of living everywhere, living outside the city does not mean you'll get bored because of it though
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*stares at you from outside your window*
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Would you like to have a high school GF in rural Japan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn6hMKKWV1k
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>>72761118
today
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Great more roommate drama
One of my roommates is <21 y/o and his parents are pretty adamant about him not drinking
His dad got fired this week and it just so happens the other roommate pulled an epic prank while he was gone for spring break by dumping a bunch of empty liquor bottles and cigarette packages in his room

The other roommate told me about this prank and I thought I had convinced him that this week was a bad time for such a thing and that he cleaned it up
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>>72761235
I'm about to start drinking so I guess we'll be alone together.
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>live at home (in college)
>drove up to Seattle on a whim this weekend
>decided to go to Vancouver for some reason
>didn't tell my parents
>parents can't get ahold of me because roaming
Should I just tell them I had my phone off?
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>>72761180
Not available in my country
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>>72761284
Are you still in Hongcouver?
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>>72761261
sounds good
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>>72761284
I guess or they might get worried and do something dumb
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>>72761284
Just tell him you went to Vancouver on a whim. You're an adult now and are free to explore.
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>>72761250
>try to read a blogpost
>it isn't even coherent

fuck you, i want my money and time back, and a (you) and a coherent rewrite on my desk in 10 minutes
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>>72761393
Yeah for the night
We're going to leave early in the morning, but my friends want to stay in Seattle tomorrow night

Kinda just want to take the Greyhound and go home
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Eatin fish buds
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>>72761456
What didnt you understand
Background:
Roommate A has parents who are super strict and against him drinking. His dad also lost his job this week so tensions are already high
Roommate B is a memelord who dislikes Roommate A and decided to dump empty liquor bottles and cig packages in his room while he was gone on spring break
Me: On good terms with both and roommate B told me about his prank, and I thought I convinced him not to do it. Guess he did it anyways though

Should be fun dealing with the feud when I'm back there
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>>72761509

absolute MADMAN
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>>72761571
No
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Bad Blogs desu buds.
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Also Vancouver isnt as great as we expected
The buildings are all kind of ugly and there isn't much to do
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>>72761509
what kind of fish and how was it prepared?
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>>72761622
Where are you from?
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Me and the family
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>>72761568
How is putting garbage in a room even a prank

>walk into a room
>trash everywhere
>PUNKED
>now who cleans it up?
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>>72761643
Fried catfish
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>>72757809
Saved
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>>72761622
take pics of the asian QTs and post them here
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>>72761658
The northwest
Seattle is much more impressive 2bh
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>>72761622
Impossible, Vancouver is a city so there must be tons to do by default!
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>>72761622
If you want architecture, visit montreal and then Toronto. If youre driving, kingston , ON has nice heritage architecture as well.

In that region, victoria has a decent amount of heritage architecture but its a much newer city than the others
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>>72761726
I liked Seattle when i went
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>>72761703
It more has to do with the presence of alcohol desu
Christfag parents and all that
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>>72761568
stay out of it
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>>72761705
*smacks lips*
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>>72757718
>>72757742
>>72757755
>>72757769
>>72757770
>>72757776
>>72757777
>>72757785
what.... the..... fuck?
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>>72761622
go to the park

that's about it
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>>72761771
Yeah
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Uhhhhh
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fact: the day of the Hajj fell on 9/11 last year
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>>72761842
>cant even drink water
Female intellect on fine display here
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>>72761828
Paid $6 to ride some raft 20ft and go to what was basically a large farmers market

I guess I'm not sure what we expected
>>
>>72761896
>he doesn't dump purified drinking water on himself
How 2 spot a pleb
>>
I'm a sexist but not a racist
>>
>>72761842
looks like she has a bit of a DRINKING PROBLEM ahahahaha
>>
my cat sleeps with me
>>
>>72761996
Gay.eww
>>
>>72761996
Have you ever fucked it?
>>
>>72761996
Same
Top comfy
>>
>>72761942
kek
>>
>>72761996
only pussy that will ever touch your sheets
>>
>>72761996
i wish i had a cat

or a ferret
>>
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Kek
>>
>>72762106
being honest about hating your job is good
>>
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>You will never go back to June 2, 1983
>You will never tell Stan Rogers not to get on that airplane
>>
Hello
>>
>>72762185
who
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/taiwan/comments/61f1mn/attitudes_about_sex_in_taiwan/
>>
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>>72762202
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>>72762053
do you call vaginas pussys because of cats?
or cats are called pussies thanks to vaginas?
>>
>>72762019
It's a female
>>72762028
I tried once but my dick wouldnt fit
>>72762034
Both my cats laid on me the other night while I was on the couch and I accidentally took a cat nap
>>72762053
Who needs women when you've got class anyway
>>72762061
Ferrets are cool and they're pretty hyper. They're illegal in my state but when I was a kid a girl I knew owned one anyway and brought it over to my house once.
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>>72762231
I'm half Taiwanese and half Cuban, and my boyfriend is white
>>
>You will never go to New York City back to spring 1971 and get Margaret Trudeau so drunk she has a miscarriage
>>
>>72762231
Redpilled
>>
>>72762281
>They're illegal in my state
how does that happen? they seem like a more standard domesticated pet.

what are they like to play with?
>>
>>72758075
>French & German
WHAAAAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEE
>>
The Canadians have been drinking again
>>
>>72762294
>imgur pepe
Checks out
>>
lads, i'm a skelly fuck, if i post a pic of my skelly fucking body, will you good lads rate me, and promise not be mean because i dont have any confidence at all...
>>
>>72762360
how do you know Imgur filenames or even what Imgur is??
>>
>>72762227
The absolute GOAT Canadian musician, you pleb.
>>
>>72762380

there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with being a skelly
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3plz1s/what_is_your_favourite_intellectual_joke/
>>
>>72762407
he'd be in his late 60's if he didn't die via plane so he'd probably be dead from a heart attack or something by now anyways
>>
>ywn go back to that plane and encourage Prince to do even more opiods
>>
>>72762389

I dont remember stan rogers being part of GY!BE
>>
someone answer my question goddamit >>72762250
>>
>>72762453
>tfw free (You)
>>
>>72762457
"pet the hairy pussy"
>>
I wish Prince came back to life.

So i could kill him again

>nigger and gay

AAAAAAHHHHHH
>>
>>72762294
You aren't gay tho
>>
>>72762457
Egg or chicken?
>>
>>72762453

FUCK

meant for >>72762407
>>
>>72762494
forgot the meme arrow. Despite being a meme master, I still make meme mistakes.
>>
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>>72762380
Go for it

And know you can change it if you really want to enough
>>
>>72762250
It's probably related to some French word
>>
>>72762453
>crescendo-core fan

How fucking terrible
>>
>>72762478
>>72762507
i just dont see the resemblance between a cat and a vagina
>>
>>72762536
Oh :(
>>
>>72762510
I was too lazy to change the TV channel and the Cleveland Show came on. They had a GY!BE reference, swear to god.

>>72758075
>Not being 100% British Isles
Step your game up
>>
>>72762560

t. pleb

>>72762587

your arms are somehow even thinner than mine

whats ur weight?
>>
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who /milkisforthepussy/ here?
>>
>>72762589
it's a language thing you retard
>>
>>72762639
Is this a good book
>>
>>72757704
>>72758019
KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS
>>
>>72762634
almost 6' and 130lb last time i checked, been a skelly my whole life, i hate summers because it's hot and i have to wear shirt
>>
>>72762683
unironically yes, and it's very smutty so it will surely make you tumescent if you know what I meazn
>>
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>>72762333
Lawmakers feared that pet ferrets that escape could start a wild population which might harm the ecosystem
I was maybe 8 at the time but from what I remember it was really hyper but fun to watch play. We sat around it on the floor and it was scurrying back and forth between us and rolling around with a little ball iirc.
>>
>>72762663
hey man calm down ok?
>>
>>72762587
eat a burger my skelly friend
>>
>>72762751
no

fuck you
>>
>>72762740
that sounds damn amazing
>>
really dont want to go to work
>>
>>72762833
*leaves the thread crying*
>>
>>72762587

You're better than I was when I started, anyways. You could put on 10-15lbs before June if you do things properly (+750kCal above daily expenditure, Starting Strength or Stronglifts 5x5 workout routine).
>>
>>72762740
dude..it was a battery operated toy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI-7wA8lYGU
>>
>>72762932
*feels bad but doesn't say anything to stop you*
>>
>>72762938
many thank i'll try, what was your height / weight when you started?
>>
>>72763004
*puts my hand on your shoulder and tells you that it's all right*
>>
Why do people nowadays point out problems that have always existed as if they were new problems?
>>
>>72762953
that's a weasel, silly German
>>
why are japanese like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFD_MXI7M80
>>
>>72762953
I used to have one of those too. They're intended to be cat toys.
>>
*chases after Argentina but by the time I reach the sidewalk outside he's nowhere to be found*
>>
making a 'tan 'za
>>
making a 'go 'za
>>
>>72763059
why do i chase everyone away, Denmark?
>>
Ordered a 'burrit 'za
>>
roommate still havent taken his moldy food out of the fridge
>>
>>72763256
Hide it in his room
>>
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>order a meat lover's pizza to be delivered
>they sent a girl
>>
>>72763308

I cant, we have the same room
>>
>>72763256
take it out and put it in front of the fridge
>>
>start job where you're meant to keep food in a fridge at lunch
>fill donuts with mayo and keep them in fridge
>get fired

wtf bros
>>
>>72763233
it's not you, cana, don't blame yourself.
Everyone has problems.
*hugs you*
>>
Don't want to be in Canada anymore
Want to go home 2bh
>>
>>72763468
Good.
Fuck off back to whatever hell hole you crawled out of.
>>
>>72757704
I want to cuddle with Chile.
>>
keep vomiting buds
think im dienng
>>
good
>>
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r8 my new vans /cum/
>>
h8 ur vans
>>
vans are for fuccbois
>>
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>>72763792
>>
I dont rape women I rape they soles
>>
this looks painful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo9ZFiFVnZU
>>
japan shouldn't exist, buds
>>
I use this shoes everyday
>>
Why is cum so stingy with the You's
>>
because fuck you
>>
New
>>72763814
>>72763814
>>
Sup homies
>>
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Reminder
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt47llMalmc
>>
Hehe
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