/brit/

gas the taigs

IRA never killed anyone

bit early

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*turns the key in the ignition*
*fires up the midlands engine*

Was Tim on Britain's Got Talent?

>>72754224
a very pretty lad

>just ate a butter chicken ready meal
>it was too spicy

fucking hell how hard is it to make a curry and just not put any spice in it

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>you did not 'twat' the mayor you fucking spastic

>>72754274
no, but he did audition

I have a girl in the friend group who comes to our sleepovers as well

she is sleeping with one of us and it's definitely not me haha

every irish person is guilty and should be shot

Drumpf is a Cheeto coloured fascist retard

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For smee, it's maimen

just put a new toothbrush head on my electric toothbrush and it made my teeth bleed lol

very powerful

THE SOUTH WEST POWERHOUSE

>>72754309
>when we were both out drunk
yeah some 60 year old middle class mayor was in a club smoking area and knocked your drink
shut the fuck up bet you're a sad abnormie twat

Light up the magic for every boy and girl

>>72754357
don't think your teeth can bleed but I get what you're saying

>>72754357
put it on my balls or another part of your genitals

we're all in here
>>72754278
>>72754278
>>72754278

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>born in time to experience the future
>it's shit

>>72754285
>>72754323
>>72754338
>>72754350
2bh

CANNOT fathom that, in the year 2017, there are unironic paisleyites on /brit/

northern powerhouse
midlands engine
cornish caboose

>>72754357
put it up your bum

I found this for you
>>72754016

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/845543648582418432

wonder how many literal pakis are in /brit/ i assume literally every London poster to be a paki, Birmingham too, and Yorkshire a bit less so. Always see British flags in /mena/. I know they hide in here too, in literal shame, would never openly admit they were a paki because they know they would get ripped on for having poo coloured skin and being a lesser 'person'.

Just wondering why anyone would hang out somewhere and try to fit in with a corwd that literally thinks they're scum. pathetic really. any pakis got any insight?

In here lads
>>72754213
>>72754213
>>72754213

wish I was batman

>>72754429
All conspiring to destroy London

doing a think

want to put my willy in a fanny

would love to cum in a pakis arse

>>72754490
Self loathing I guess.

Plus our resident Rasheeds try to wind us up, poorly though.

>>72754495
janny going ham

business idea: lead a happy and fulfilling life

never understood the point of time shifting channels by 1 hour and setting it up as a dedicated service for ever.
why not just record or use iplayer

are there people in this country living on continental time?

>JANNY'D

Wonder if Janny likes our memes

>>72754380
Do you think are posh old men who walk around in their chains and formal dress? The mayor of my shitty town is a 35-year-old bloke called Gavin who is literally unemployed and is a daft twat and i thumped him outside a club once for getting arsey with my mates

>>72754562
no, don't think i will

>>72754578
doxxed

>>72754566
Was really for before the recorded television era.

holy FUCK janny
nuked the lot of them

>>72754578
>literally unemployed
swear he's the mayor

>>72754490
>Just wondering why anyone would hang out somewhere and try to fit in with a corwd [sic] that literally thinks they're scum.

Rorke and Rasheed come here because they love arguing with each other.

>>72754538
A GCHQ employee just threw up reading this.

>>72754578
still don't believe you
post town name or proof of '''''gavin'''''s existence

Going out but can't afford any md

That's jannycide

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What's happened to krautchan?

rip all my (You)'s

Is communism more of a Rorke or Rasheed ideology?

>>72754578
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gavin-harding-uks-first-mayor-with-a-learning-disability-appointed-in-selby-10268437.html


>Anon battered a mong outside a club

>>72754538
same

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>ex texts me out the blue
>it was an accident

>>72754601
before VCRs? why'dit only start recently.

the hell you on m8

>>72754638
YES!

HOLY SHIT

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'VE MISSED THIS GIMMICK

FUCK YES

HOLY SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>72754651
Rorkesheed

>>72754538
talk to monica

>>72754639
Go back there with your shitty Finn memes.

>>72754641
compensatory (you) :(

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>>72754655
Simply ebin.

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>>72754641
Here's one

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>>72754634

>>72754651
Runtsheed

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>>72754655
FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLING
>OOOH LOOK AT ME I'M SO FUCKING SOLID, I TWATTED A MONG

>>72754651
more of a Deano thing

>>72754651
They both hate it.

We need a new name for the commies desu. Robin?

>>72754655
Can't breathe

>>72754668
no it wasnt

she wants to talk to you

call her right now

>>72754674
Because sometimes you forget to record shit. Or sometimes you see an interesting programme on Channel 4 that started 30 mins before you didn't see before. You'd have to be pretty proactive to record everything you wanted to watch.

typed this post only using mtyn nose

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>>72754696

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the new waifu

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>>72754704

>>72754606
Not a paid job
>>72754628
>dox yourself
nah

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>tfw sociopath
>every time a girl's broken up with me I've felt nothing and don't care

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>>72754655
oh wow he battered a fucking spastic

>>72754668
mine blocked me
last thing she said to me was "i have no opinion of you"
madness

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>91-year-old who skipped chemotherapy to go on road trip dies

>>72754697
thanks lid x

>>72754704
worst post WORLD

Transgendered people

Globalists who want to replace nation states with a global government system

Extreme Libertarians (NAP-style)

Environmentalist protestors

Stoners and other drug addicts

Casual marijuana users

Tobacco smokers

Heavy drinkers/alcoholics

Minority men who feel entitled to a white woman

Asian masculinity posters

Cuckolds

Obese people with gluttony issues

People who are obsessed with luxury products

People who get tattoos, weird piercings, or extreme hairstyles

People who get ear gauges

Ultra weebs (ex. actually collect figurines)

My Little Pony fans

>>72754780
That's psychopathic not sociopathic behaviour.

>>72754739
what if its not on a channel that has a +1

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>>72754769

>>72754791
chemotherapy is shit and doesn't work

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>>72754763
go on

>>72754655
squealed like a little girl at this

>>72754726
Deanos don't care about politics

>>72754730
Rory

>>72754791
putting a 91-year old on chemotherapy is just cruel

>>72754824
fake news

>>72754818
Then you're fucked. It's just a convenience thing.

>>72754807
people who should be gassed?

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deploy the elephantos

>>72754655
literally screeching

>>72754791
>91 year old on chemotherapy
Oh just fuck off, why can't they just accept its their time and go? It was their time 20 years ago for Christ sake

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>>72754851
>Deanos don't care about politics
either do neo-communists

business idea: get cancer, refuse treatment and die young so I don't need to worry about working for a living

clocks go back an hour tonight lads, don't forget

Elephanto

>>72754578
>>72754655
>>72754720
samefag. guarantee this will end up on /r/4chan after he posts some more ebin reaction images for the collage

>>72754824
Exceptional post

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>>72754870
fuck off puppet I'm in charge here

>>72754608
But pakis literally never admit they are pakis, even though it is easy as fuck to spot from their utterly disgusting left wing posts. I think most people who get called lefty twats are actually pakis.

Funny how pakis here want the left in power, yet literally every single muslim country is as far right as you could possibly be, and Islam is the exact opposite of the left wings ideals.

Basically pakis will vote left and preach equality until they have enough influence, then start taking away the rights and privilages of non muslims. You can't blame them for not admiting to being subhuman, though. at least they must recognize they are a lower life form.

only 10 sleeps till christmas

>>72754842
she's 17

>>72754862
they shoud get rid of it since iplayer is now a thing . use the channel for something else

If I start eating a japanese style diet will I live to be 100?

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>>72754902
wrong sweetie x

*single-handedly defeats ISIS using only a rubber-band and some sticky-tape*
*victorious 80s music blares in the background*

>>72754892
Extra hour in bed wahey

>>72754927
you do very big sleeps

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>But pakis literally never admit they are pakis, even though it is easy as fuck to spot from their utterly disgusting left wing posts. I think most people who get called lefty twats are actually pakis.
>Funny how pakis here want the left in power, yet literally every single muslim country is as far right as you could possibly be, and Islam is the exact opposite of the left wings ideals.
>Basically pakis will vote left and preach equality until they have enough influence, then start taking away the rights and privilages of non muslims. You can't blame them for not admiting to being subhuman, though. at least they must recognize they are a lower life form.

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>72754851
Rory, I just think of the golfer desu.

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Hao ling

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the gf (right)

>>72754943
It's still incidentally useful to a portion of the population. If people are watching iplayer they're probably not watching live broadcast television anyway. If they are then they probably don't know how to use iplayer (like old people).

aussie lass is getting bullied by girls lads

>>72754902
you're about to got doxxed
literally messaging random Selby residents on facebook now asking who twatted the mayor

>>72754807
where are the socially inept NEETs

>>72754927
I must go shopping

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>>72754655

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>>72754879
you sure about that m8?

>>72754982
hair's on the wrong side

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>[sic]

>>72754982
giant hands

>>72755028
they're fake

>>72754988
so its for dementia cucks who can't tell time

>>72754916
What could possibly have made you think I wanted you to reply to me with this shite.

I wish you and Rasheed would both fuck off.

>>72754791
Good for him. Better than dying in your chair with no fucking hair, a skeleton of your former self, puking and shitting yourself through radiation poisoning. Fucking barbaric, disgusting, outdated nonsense that will RUIN any level of life quality you still had, and most likely end up killing you sooner. Cannot get my head around it

>>72754807
>Minority men who feel entitled to a white woman
These people do my fucking head in

They HATE white men and white countries but lust over blonde women like crazy. It's repulsive.

>>72754996
The fucking state of you mate

girl I know still sucks her thumb at 23

Why do women have to be so fucking complicated. It literally fucks my head.

>>72754270
which kind of autism

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JUSTICE 4 GAVIN

>>72755023
Liked that one did you eh? Stupid twat.

>>72755092
they're not
>hurr durr women are complex
literally a dumb meme

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>there are handlets posting amongst us on /brit/

>>72755073
You know what will also ruin your quality of life? Death.

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Miss me yet?

UKIPs only MP became independent ladies

>>72754854
it's a waste of money

>>72755067
Hope your family dies in a fiery car accident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znivQQXnRPs&t=0s

racists btfo

>>72755122
Virgin detected.

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every minute of every hour
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you more
every stumble and each misfire
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you more

>>72755135
arguably left britain in more of a mess than tony

>>72755092
Same. I can't be bothered jumping through hoops to get them to like me. Easier to just be a virgin until I die.

>mum found the virgin palms

>>72755135
At least Blair admitted to being a blairite and was true to his convictions

>>72755125
*places your hands over mine*

>>72754398
reddit

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COME ON

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>>72755125
FUCK DONALD TRUMP

>>72755156
I'm not a virgin

women aren't complicated, anyone who says otherwise is a mong

pathetic pirates, you are all virgins and will never see a vagina

>>72755081
i probably won't find anything anyway
BECAUSE YOU'RE LYING

literally btfo either way

Are there any care workers here?

>>72755165
Very nice Wojak, have not seen it before. Mind if I save it?

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>tfw southern master race with northern monkeys near me

>>72755144
>dat moob

>>72755208
>Not alligning with the bottom

For what purpose?

>>72755199
difference is there was competent opposition up against blair/brown for iraq/financial crisis

>>72755238
please don't

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>>72755208
Good God that's a feminine hand

Bet you haven't done a single second of manual labour in your life

>>72755215
>you will never be this autistic
Feels good

>>72755238
It's copyrighted mate sorry, contact my office email if you want to pay for a copy.

>>72755135
Theresa May is a better PM. David Cameron loved pakis.

private property doesn't exist

any good music lads? no meme shite

*grabs your cage and gives it a mighty shaking just as you're about to spoon some soup into your mouth*
*you squeal frantically as hot soup and cutlery flies everywhere, scalding you*
*leaves you sobbing quietly on the floor of your cage, your dinner ruined and your last bowl smashed*
*takes a picture of you and puts it on runtbook*

>>72755208
'dit

>>72755208
The most feminine male hand I've ever seen

>>72755308
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

>>72755275
>making up stories on an anonymous forum to impress autists
think you are the autistic one here you pathetic little liar

>>72755274
>he does manual labor with the back of his hand

>>72755208
need those fingers up my tight botty

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>>72755208
>comparing your hand size with a computer image

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>mum found the pube bucket

>>72755308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmBnvajSfWU

>>72755345
bit gay lad

>>72755308
50 cent 21 questions

>>72755345
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>72755208
>1. femboy?
>2. London?

blimey mates! The Prime Minister and the Queen have invited me and the lads a game of cricket! bloody hell beans on toast

>>72755308
Koi Child

>>72755330
>messaging random people on Facebook in a town I don't even live to dox me because you're jealous I'm a normie
worm

>>72755357
>>72755359
can't help but feel I missed something here

>>72755311
upsetting post

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can I get a body fat% estimate lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxqHo6FJ_fM

tune

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me and the lads

some normdrone i used to work is posting multiple photos of a bottle of champagne in the garden of her ex council house

>>72755331
You're a retard. If you work with your hands you get cuts and scraps and the whole hand toughens

thanks based mods

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Is tim going for the early 70s John McLaughlin look?

>>72755400
a man having sex with another man

watching through my fingers
watching through my fingers

>>72755398
>i-i don't live there
ah yes, the ol' damage control

also shagged more birds than you ever will

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cracking pic

ever man in the 70s looked like a nonce

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>If you work with your hands you get cuts and scraps and the whole hand toughens

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>>72755415
*teleports into your capital*
heh, nothing personnel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q32zx1TS2c0

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>>72755274
I actually have a manual labour job but my hands don't get tough, just dry.

gypsies are basically white pakis

>>72755484
UFFFFF I WISH I WAS THERE

>>72755398

got your arsed handed to you in this thread mate

hit the showers lad, take a break

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epic simply epic

which of you cunts was it

>tfw big palms and small fingers

what use are my hands

>>72755483
You do, runt. Look at the back of any builders/chef/mechanics hand

>>72755483
it does tbqh

look at any labourer's hands. calloused and bumpy

mine do when i do manual work

>>72755471

Sir* Oswald Mosley

>>72755525
arnold scwarzenegger doesn't browse /brit/ you weapon

>>72755208
looking for a gf (male)

>>72755454
Ok i do live there, message as many people as you can asking who twatted their spacker mayor
>birds
Ask me how i know you're lying

what do fascists even believe in

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the mum

>>72755555
hello paddy

Lads, give me some stuff to watch on youtube to entertain myself for the next half hour or so.

>>72755529
They're for fighting mate

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>>72755478

>>72754187
Somethingth for the IRA are worse than Isis.

>>72755554
the edgy opinion of a /brit/ lad is above it though

You don't have the skin for manual labour. You have dermatitis. If you keep doing the same work until you're in you're 30's, you'll have absolutely disgusting pink scabby hands. Literally seen it happen. Find another line of work.

>>72755578
oh

I haven't punched anyone for years

>>72755561
da jooz cause everything

>>72755525
Arnold Schwarzenegger. It has his name in the picture.

>>72755593
i know i was just making quirky post

>>72755614
Hitler was socialist

>>72755574

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE

opinions on abortion lads?

I don't think the government has the right to tell anyone what to do with their body but I don't think that extends to killing babies

Went to the Tate Modern today and it was surprisingly not completely shit.

>>72755617
>>72755615

not funny

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>Hitler was socialist

>>72755559
>Ok i do live there, message as many people as you can asking who twatted their spacker mayor
nah just messaged the mayor's office
>>birds
>Ask me how i know you're lying
don't get this
there is nothing wrong with the term 'birds' you muggy little cunt

>>72755569
imagine the state of people who go out and protest the president of a fucking foreign country that has nothing to do with them

embarrassing

>>72755571
Patricia (paddy)

>>72755642
don't care

>>72755638
oh god this again

>>72755644
do they still have the slide there?

>>72755275
It's a good thing you're not autistic or you'd be battering yourself outside clubs all the time

>>72755670
Nah, not that I could see anyway.

>>72755605
>>72755490

bit spooked by this aussie movie and its faux Wes Anderson style

>>72755605
>Find another line of work.
yeah i'm sure the people doing manual labour have a vast range of opportunities waiting for them

"hitler was socialist"
pirate education

>>72755644
I loved the spinning chairs that you could roll around in

>>72755605
>i need my hands to be soft and supple
Literal woman

>>72755666
>Patricia
me nan mentioned

>>72755642
fine as an absolute last resort in case of rape or something
it's pretty disgusting as far as being a socially acceptable tool that allows women to just get pregnant willy nilly without any consequences, especially considering that aborted foetuses can be harvested for stem cells which are used in commercial products

*joints the NSDAP*

>>72755555
>>72755666
two in a row
wtf i love irish posters now

>>72755634
"socialist" is a very vague term
>>72755642
don't care either way

>>72755751
Calloused hands feel horrible when rubbing your boyfriend's dick though.

whats a deano?

this thread is shit

>>72755728
Didn't have these either as far as I can recall, seems like I missed out desu.

who /nationalist libertarian/ here

steve jobs is dead

>>72755782
joins*

heh...

>>72755642
they're not babies they're basically glorified embryos, fuck them

>>72755815
you're fucking SHIT

>>72755782
you're an idiot

can someone reply to this post, I'm trying to test something

>>72755815
you're shit

don't respect a man with soft hands

you should have callouses on your palms and inside fingers and probably a good amount of scarring or built up skin from the years

>>72755721
yellow-socialism

>>72755776
>in case of rape
Does the baby stop being human if his/her dad was a rapist?

Either the baby is a human with human rights, or it isn't. I don't see what difference the circumstances of conception make.

@72755836

Done

he will not take out biscuits

>>72755831
>>72755839
you're shit

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>leave the telly on so you don't feel as lonely

>>72755822
aye lad giz the latest harry potter book there will ye? i don't need a libertarian card to get books from here, do i?

(((Mother's day))) is a completely commercial invention and I simply SHAN'T be sending the mother a present or even a message tomorrow.

>be a deviant minority
>have sex in each other's rectums
>unleash a third-world plague in the US
>kill over half a million people, including over 70% of hemophiliacs due to contamination of the blood supply
>somehow manage to become MORE popular and accepted in that time period
somebody want to explain this shit to me?

mum told me that she nearly aborted me because a test showed i had an extra chromosome

does that mean i actually have an extra chromosome or the test was wrong

What is considered the most important war in British History?

War of the Roses?
100 Years War?
Irish Rebellion?
American Revolution?
WW1?
WW2?

Or one i didn't list?

>>72755834
fuck you you ugly little gonk

they've done away with (You)s again!

>>72755862
no you are

no shitbacks allowed

>>72755875
man up and play some choons you fucking bender

>>72754982
phwoar look at those hands
want her to crush my bollocks

haitiANO

>>72755855
while it's not a person it's still a living thing

>>72755885
English Civil War you dolt. But most normazoids will say WW2

>>72755885
the Cod Wars

I often think rorkes are just taking their anti-abortion stance for the sake of it

genuinely don't care

>>72755875
>implying I can ever shake the loneliness

@72755836

Yeah no problem mate, happy to help xx

>>72755713
desk jockeys and call center drones take the piss out of tradesmen as if they are all knuckle dragging mouth breathers. Maybe the labourers, but in my experience, skilled tradesmen are usually incredibly clever, in one way or another. Bad tradesmen are idiots for sure, but if you ever worked in the filed, you'd know it's full of autistic perfectionists. When you go into things like stonework and restoring heritage buildings, you have to be one smart cunt.

TLDR; most tradesmen are probably smarter than you. bet you couldn't fix a squeaky hinge you useless ponce cunt.

>>72755836
no more (You)s?

Just discovered I've had my headphones in the wrong ears for the last few hours. What am I like?!

if i post my throwaway sim number, will someone phone me for a chat? :3

>>72755664
was walking through chinatown in london with the gf and saw some limp wristed little bender, on his own with a 'dump trump' card, he wasn't even holding it up, just meekly by his side whilst walking with his head down

>>72755875
*shuffles up next to you*

>>72755885
Civil War or WW1

has it ever occurred to you that maybe they're not nazis, maybe they're just trying to get a rise out of you the easiest way possible

>>72755911
A living thing of which species?

>>72755885
30 years and the peace of westphalia

>>72755885
Probably the civil war stupid Yank

American revolution isn't even slightly important in British history

>tfw this virgin girl you're friends with has a massive crush on you and would be perfect for you in most ways but she's a munter

>>72755605
>dermatitis

No I don't. I have to wash my hands a lot at work, so that's why they dry so fast.

If the dryness is getting annoying I just put on some hand cream and it sorts it overnight.

>>72755885
Anglo-Zanzibar War

2bh cops in the US just need to stop instantaneously shooting ANYONE the moment there is any sort of confrontation

what the fuck even is their problem? and yes, they shoot more whites than blacks, but thats irrelevant. they shouldn't be doing it at all

>inb4 hurr murkins have 800 TRILLION guns so could be carrying one and intent on shooting the cops
yeah not likely in the bigger scheme

>>72755882
well do you have downs syndrome

>>72755885
WW1=WW2>warsof the roses>100 years war>irish rebellion>american revolution

the american revolution is honestly one of the least important british wars of all time

>American revolution isn't even slightly important in British history
HAHAHAHAH

>>72755885
The Great Meme War of 2016.

>>72755885
American Revolution

>>72755959
I'm pretty sure a lot of /pol/s favourite e-celebs are just saying whatever will get them the most views.

imagine unironically associating yourself with a philosophy calling itself dark enlightenment

>>72755988
>this virgin girl
no such thing

>>72755751
no. what I actually meant was

you have soft, supple woman hands that cannot cope with manual labour.

>>72756007
i don't have downs as far as i'm aware lmao

>>72755923
>don't care about babies being killed
Some would call that callous, others might call it edgy. I think you're either in denial or just completely ignorant.

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>>72755988
I'd have no problem dating an ugly woman
I'm a KV myself even though I'm not ugly

>>72756031
:D

>>72756011
Britain only became a superpower after the fall of napoleon you bellend

>>72756042

She's a munter as I have already said

Addicted to parma ham again

post toot

come to think of it, wouldn't "WE WILL NOT BE DIVIDED" make more sense?

>>72755961
human
i don't consider abortion to be murder unless the baby can survive outside of the womb. that being said, a woman getting an abortion because SHE fucked up is degenerate as fuck and feeds into the rather unethical stem cell industry

nice dance number in this movie, looks fun

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Lads

Had a big argument with a friend today over whether pizza is a species of pie or not (it's not)

thanks to the russians napoleon got BTFO

>>72756100
did you have a wank and think it over?

>>72756062
>after the unjust fall of righteous Napoleon the Great, you bellend*

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>Addicted to parma ham again

>>72756094

>>72756055
KVs can be really cruel. i used to be one and i would use women as "stepping stones" to try to reduce my KV-ness. i didn't care about them at all, i just used them and lied to them and then left them, because i didn't like them at all. not a KV anymore and wouldn't blame a girl for not wanting to date one tbth

>>72756053
no I have my opinion on the matter
but I still just don't care

imo abortion should only be voluntarily legal up to 9 weeks, barring certain extenuating circumstances

>>72755085
hot

>>72756120
Yeah i still wanna ride her into the ground