/cum/ - Canada and friends

Fuck Drumpf

>>72746278
no wonder they shitpost so much

>>>72746274

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*before islam*

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>>72746314
A man who can't handle a twitter account let alone the nuclear codes?

>>72746274
I drink responsibly because I'm not a child.

>>72746297
Fuck Islam come at me po-po

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Good morning /cum/

>>72746297
good thread

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>I drink responsibly because I'm not a child.

>>72746448
good morning

>>72746448
ohio ogenki desu ka

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>>72746423
It's beat down! Time!

>>72746448
Morning, sunshine.

what japanese words do you guys try to use in daily speech

>>72746544
>Try

I'll cut you down with my katana-giri you baka gaijin

>>72746507
uh, its ohayou

>>72746544
none of them.

>>72746544
pussy

>>72746544
Kame Kame Ha whenever I have a good poo.

>>72746544
I unironically said "chotto matte" IRL once

the other person thought I was trying to speak Spanish

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>Had a really good post planned out
>power goes out AGAIN
Okay that's it, time to kill some brown people

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http://www.aa.org

>>72746651
sounds like spanish, what does it mean?

>>72746652
What is this fag shit?

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>I unironically said "chotto matte" IRL once

>>72746652
literally me

>>72746706
fuck off

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>>72746688
>*swallows nervously*

>>72746706
Sir Osis of Thuliver

>>72746708
basically "hol up"

>>72746706
why does ALCOHOL make your LIVER fatty???

>>72746742
>swallows
yeah, you do

>>72746314
this

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>>72746733
>www.aa.org

>>72746706
Why liver is probably stage 3

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>>72746782
So do I bb

>>72746711
in my defense, I had reason to believe he was also a weeb

turns out I was wrong (or maybe he just refused to share his power level)

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Can't believe the state of the world bruddas..

ree now I'm having to skip through an hour of stupid dialogue and easy puzzles I've already done

>>72746777
'cause science

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>>72746818
l-lewd

>>72746848
use the flowchart

>>72746818
do you by chance have the /v/ edit of this image?

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>>72746848
This wouldn't have happened if you were playing Fallout 4

>>72746919
I've never seen it

>>72746949
>playing fallout 4
You can't play something that doesn't require skill, planning or role-play.

i smell funny buds
can't remember the last time i showered

>>72747047
Last time I showered was 20 minutes ago

Martha Stewart is 75 and she is still pretty hot.

I would gladly enjoy a blowie from her if she has the stamina.

can't remember when i ate last buds

>>72747161
She probably learned some good tongue techniques in prison. I wonder if they would translate well to cock.

*abuses marijuana*
heh

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>>72747161
Patrician taste. You watch granny porn bro?

im sleepy

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>makes $500 off of only three races
>just the start of the day and haven't even finished my first cup of coffee yet

yes, another day in the life of the elite

>>72747196
your body will tell you when you need to eat

>>72747369
>bet 1 millions
>make 500
low risk investments are for the weak

I eat when I get bored

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>>72747318
no not really, but I can appreciate a feisty older woman ッ

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>>72747406
I don't need my body to tell me what I already know

>>72747463
stop spamming anime. Whats wrong with you

Is this chink trying to be the new kraut?

>>72747406
yeah but what happens if you throw up when you eat?

>>72747463
bit gay lad

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life was easier when you could waifu a bunch of pixels

>>72747369
Help me win

>>72747524
they should just hook up and suck feet already

>>72747555
I can still do that though

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Just passing by to say i really really like canadian shitposting.

Cheers bye.

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>>72747555
Way ahead of you

>>72747592
Like all things in life it takes dedication and astute observations. The patterns are there you just need to look at it the right way. And a little luck goes a long way.

>>72747649
I can't. :(

>>72747524
i have been here since /cum/ started but only posting under this flag since 2015

>>72747715
fuck off already then

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Is Boxed Water better than regular water?

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>>72747800
>americans put their water in boxes

>>72747800
>not exclusively drinking canned water

>>72747715
doubt it, ive never seen you post

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why is this shit so expensive?

it's cheaper to buy beer than it is water

So, uh what happened to the op of this thread
No one's gonna find it in the catalog

>>72748060
It says /cum/ in the subject line you mong

>>72747970
you must be new then, enjoy your stay

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>>72748114
No it doesnt

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>>72747970
He's been here for ages
I closely followed his quest for qt Taiwanese gf back on the day

>>72748173
Fuck Drumpf

>>72748173
serves you right for mobile posting

bought fish fingers for dinner hehe


>>72747800
>1QT

:3

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>>72748173

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>>72748246
I'm at a family reunion I cant help it

>>72748252
I don't get it

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Got a handjob at an asian massage parlor an hour ago buds
Pretty underwhelming desu
I can jerk my dick better

Gonna try to fug her next time

>>72748328
1 qt
one CUTIE
it's CUTE
it's :3

>>72748334
Did you go for the massage or for the handjob??

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>>72748286
This is how it is every other time
When you search in the catalog only the old thread comes up

>>72748356
Now it's 3????? It's just á quart

>>72748222
sure sure

>>72748334
i don't think they let you fug

maybe a blowie if you pay a lot

>>72748389
I just went to a local massage parlor for a massage and figured if they offered something else I'd also gladly take it

>>72748334
thats why you should only go for traps. only men know how to treat your dickk good homie.

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>>72748444
How am I going to lose my virginity at this rate then

>>72748397
you are doing something wrong

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>thats why you should only go for traps. only men know how to treat your dickk good homie

>>72748501
stay pure dude

don't let that whimsical naivety of yours go

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Asians are for gfs, not sexploiting you disgusting fucks

>>72748526
It's true tho

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>>72748545
I'm 23
I neeed bagina at least once
>>72748516
Was just a pretty normal massage and I started getting a boner because female contact
Then she started touching my donger and asked if I wanted to pay extra

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>>72748662
Evidently it's a lot harder than just being myself

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The gf

a-are there even any qt prostitutes?

>>72748837
Was $65 for the massage and then $20 for a handjob
Not worth it for the handjob by itself, but it was a pretty nice massage in itself desu

*enters thread*
I'm back you stupid sons of bitches

Euros should post in brit

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>>72748959

fun fact:
american culture is european culture

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>>72749022
*blocks your path*

>>72749100
It's been the other way around for the last 20-30 years

shalll be having a seizure buds

*unzips dick*
I'm back you stupid sons of bitches

>>72749196
withdrawals?

>>72749230
yeah its either that or vommiting

>>72749176
think again sweetheart

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>Got to the mall
>Overhear a girl and some friends saying kek

>>72749245
thought about it again, im still right

I saw America at a grocery store in /cum/ yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Burgers in his hands without paying.
The canadian girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the burgers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>72749255

>>72749215
Hmmm nice

>>72746297
And the MP that pushed it?

Iqra Khalid from the Mississauga-Erin Mills riding

How far along are you with that atom bomb?

>>72749283
I wouldn't do that to you Danmark :3

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reminder

>>72749203
Stop.

>>72749364
achieved criticality in my shed last week. first real test scheduled for Monday

been awake for 6 hours and still haven't done anything productive x3

>>72749309
Good game

>>72749457
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of shitskin metropolises.

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R8 my ho

Which city has the hottest girls in Canada: Montreal or Vancouver?

>>72749542
Too much ass

>>72749546
Hong Couver

>>72749546
Vancouver
More asians

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>>72749499
>people who saved Chloe over an entire town

>>72749546
Montreal if you like white

vancouver if you like east asians and south asians

>>72749595
This so much
Even if Chloe was a nice lass I still would have chosen the town. It was only made easier because Chloe was a terrible influence on Max and also just an all around edgelord bitch

my willy is silly

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>>72749542
fake butt

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*sips tea*

>>72749642
Wouldn't be surprised if all females saved Chloe while all males saved the town.

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What's the deal with the rampant yellow fever in cum?

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So glad my government represents me.

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The gig is up

>>72749791
I mean, asian women are tighter you know where and also have better skin/more attractive features
They also age a lot better

Dont see why you wouldnt like them

>>72746297
is Jesus a man, a spirit, a man & a spirit, or a man-spirit?

>>72749791
Slant pussy feels good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o49cGq9UUBY

Radical centrists

All i want to do is *gunshots* take yo money

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I have this on my tinder profile

>>72749872
>antifa is literally instigating fights at protests in which doesn't agree with their political narrative
>antifa has become the fa

Asian females are the last bastion of propriety needed in a faithful, loving relationship.

They are of the traditions of old; back when suburban America, and nuclear families were lauded and sought after with respect. Asian females will make America great again!

>>72749923
>>72749997
people like you are why white race is a dieing breed

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Movie of the year

Hit that muhfaukken laik buttan

>>72750078
fuck off normie

>>72749872
so many buzzwords in one post.
no wonder nobody takes them seriously.

>>72749967
He was a man that transcended, similar to Buddha

>>72750149
Who cares?
People in the future could be purple for all I care

>>72750149
Never said I'd have a half gook kid did I m8?

>>72750147
Theyre not the answer. As soon as one of them spends their whole life here and ignores their parents they turn into westernized stuck up sluts

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>>72750151
le evil nazi poulis skinhead

>>72750261
That's why you have to move to Asia

>>72750151
the movie would be 30 minutes and involve a weird and armed half hispanic guy self imposed as the neighbourhood watch guy stalking a kid and then approaching him, getting jumped by trayvon and then shooting him in the chest

>>72750350
Fake news
Zimmerman was on his way back from his biweekly Klan rally and spotted Trayvon, recognizing a future doctor, and popped him

>>72749967
A man

more than 500 BLACK and BROWN girls have been kidnapped this year already in WASHINGTON DC

how fucked up is that?!

>>72750402
I dont care for your racist culture war about black kids getting shot, trayvon didnt deserve to die for getting into a tussle with an older man

Real people settle conflicts with fists, but americans shoot anything that breaths on them too close

>>72750473
b-but a good guy with a g-gun

>>72750473
>Real people settle conflicts with fists
Too bad Trayvon decided to settle it by bashing Zimmerman's head into a sidewalk before reaching for his gun

>>72749967
Jesus

>>72750463
The treatment of blacks in america is appalling

>>72750151
>George Zimmerman appears out of the shadows and a hazy dark Flordia night. Gun drawn, eyes like a hawk, moving with the grace of a wolf in hunt.
>some thief bursts out of an alley way, carrying a store's full worth of stolen expensive cigars and a bag of skittles filled with god knows what illegal drugs and pills, and a tall can of some illicit purple substance.
>The thief, spots our respectable Hispanic that puts the white in white Hispanic. He senses Zimmerman's incorruptible moral compass and duty to our great country. The thief pounces on our hero.
>Zimmerman takes beating after beating, not wanting to put this savage animal down out of the goodness of his heart.
>The savage grabs for the gun, slipping his hands off the shaft and clumsily hitting the trigger, shooting his own bastardy self in the process of trying to take down an angel.
>Big Pimpin' plays and Opening Credits roll

>>72750521
>muh narrative

if some armed freak was trying to act like the neighbourhood watch and police me without any authority i'd smash his skull into the pavement as well, also i saw the pictures it was a tiny little cut on his scalp. could have got it from tripping over.

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>>72750527

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>>72750527
I kinda wish I were black. Or brown

>>72750595
>mulatto decides to settle a confrontation by bashing a man's head into the pavement for no reason
Sounds about right

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Those fucking white males just can't put down their guns

>>72750642
i knew this was gonna be the response
>>72750515
Im pro gun rights, but american freaks with CCW scare the ever living shit out of me

road rage incidents can be fatal there for the wrong reasons

>>72750151
>zimmerman aims gun at trav
>close up of trav
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*

I'm afraid there won't be any good gigs to go to when I'm in Taiwan.
Yesterday was Manic Sheep, Freckles is promoting their new record now and the last show will be in the first few days of April, nothing interesting listed on FB either
hoped I could get to see Trance Baby Meow but she doesn't have anything up on her FB yet either

keeping my chopsticks crossed
already missing out on spring scream

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>>72750528
Kek

>>72750695
>says that he'd bash someone's head into the sidewalk because he was monitoring suspicious activity
What the fuck did you expect to be the answer you massive retard

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Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to Sarah Silverman
https://youtu.be/YOphvN3NotA

>>72750772
>because he was monitoring suspicious activity
Yeah walking on a sidewalk is suspicious

You honestly think people have the right to stop people and demand to know what theyre doing and where theyre going? bootlicking faggot, not even police are allowed to detain you without a real reason

If someone actually tried to fuck with me like that I would hit them if they didn't get out of my way

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sigh

>>72750772
would you kill a person just like that?

it's frightening that americans can't even see that zimmerman's reaction was wrong

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>>72750847
ayyy

what are your goals in life f am
i want some kind of business that can be easily scaled up and all of the work delegated to other people so i can just manage a couple people and have a ton of free time. being a landlord seems like a good way to achieve this.

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>>72750821
No. I mean, she's not model hot, but she is attractive.

No the best jew either....

>>72750891
I live in a city that is prime for being a landlord.

Rent is some of the cheapest in north america and its a renter's city

>>72750842
>implying that's what happened
Keep working that strawman faggot, I wouldn't want you to maintain your already tenuous connection to reality

>>72750849
>would you kill a man who was bashing your head into the sidewalk and was trying to reach for your gun
Gee, I wonder

>>72750821
if you've heard her open her mouth, yeah

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Hey

>trayvon
what a stupid name

Why did anyone buy this piece of garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyzI2qB2pqU

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>>72750871
AYYY

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>>72750982
AYYYYYYY

I might be black on the outside! BUT I AM 100% JAPANESE ON THE INSIDE

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>>72750969
loool

>>72750981
I did not.

>>72750842
>Canadians think this is what happened

wat

where do you get your news? facebook?

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>>72750924
how would low rent make it good for being landlord?

>>72750934
You're taking a murderer's word for the truth, despite the fact that he stalked an innocent boy for no reason to the point where trayvon called some thot he was smashing to say he was scared.

Did zimmerman call the police? We cannot know what happened when the alteraction happened, but the facts are that zimmerman followed trayvon and they would have never even encountered each other if zimmerman had kept his distance.

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>>72751003
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>72751043
If you lose money, you win.

>>72751043
low entry barrier to purchase properties. the rent prices are not low per se, theyre just not inflated like vancouver or toronto

kind of want to become a landlord but I don't want to deal with any people.

might just buy property and pay someone to deal with the renters

>>72751169
You don't want it to be a 'renter's city' though

It's alright if the properties are cheap (because you can just buy that many more units) but you don't want there being much housing supply or other options, you want long-term tenants who can't leave you and do a better job looking after the unit.

Look for cities with a significant number of people who are forced to rent (the 'underclass', or middle class in vancouver-tier pricing) who are growing in population, and new construction of rental units is slow.

>>72751052
>innocent boy
He had been suspended from school for fighting and theft multiple times before that

>Did zimmerman call the police?
Yes, he did

>the facts are that zimmerman followed trayvon and they would have never even encountered each other if zimmerman had kept his distance.
The fact is that he wouldn't have died if he hadn't bashed a man's into the pavement before trying to reach for his gun

If you don't welcome an Orwellian dystopia*, you're on the wrong side of history


*utopia

>>72751268
pffft, i doubt you know how to unclog a shower drain let alone fix all the issues that come with owning property.

>owning property
>and paying somebody a salary to maintain it
You better be rich and live in a high-demand area.

>>72751169
by the way, I was looking at VIA rail and it's only like 80 bucks or so for a two way train ticket for toronto and montreal

and for some friggity reason, it's nearly a thousand for toronto to vancouver

>>72751323
>muh Trotsky analogues

>>72751333
>doubt you know how to unclog a shower drain
I unclog your mother's drain every night

>>72751392
A womans never touched you

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>arrhythmogenic right ventricular dysplasia
>odds of having disease: likely higher

>prostate cancer, hereditary, 2
>odds of having the disease: likely higher

>familial breast cancer
>odds of having the disease: likely higher

>familial colon cancer: odds of having the disease: likely higher

>hereditary pancreatitis
>odds of having the disease: higher

Can someone post that meme chart of the various brain sizes

>>72751424
only because I make your mother wear gloves

>>72751473
I doubt you feel comfortable making eye contact with a woman.

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Truth

>>72751301
How much of a fucking pussy are you? You've never been in a fist fight? jesus christ man, all americans are scared
>>72751369
the windsor corridor is the most travelled in the network and the only profitable part of the network, it subsidises the cross country routes
>>72751285
Do you think this guy is a saudi? He cant buy property in vancouver

Point is property is cheapest in montreal and most buildings have 2-5 stories so you can buy units, combine units, split units and maximise profit. theres also lots of students (50,000+) in the city that need places to live

>>72751473
Why?

"Trump tried to burn down Obamacare. He set his hair on fire instead"

Pwn'd. When's the impeachment?

had to go own to the local paki convenience store to break a $5 bill

he was actually selling kinder eggs, and I was tempted to buy 1

but fuck paying $3 for something so small

>>72751495
>I'm full of shit so I'll change the subject
Pathetic response, as usual

>>72751490
I only feel comfortable making genital contact with your mother

>>72751495
nigger

>>72751575
You already said a womans never touched you bud.

>>72751505
>letting a whore touch you

>>72751561
No ones full of shit. You believe Zimmerman's court narrative and even if i DID which i dont, I dont believe guns are the way to settle such an altercation.

I dont believe in escalation of force. If someone attacks me with their fists, I neutralize them with their fists. If they attack me with a deadly weapon I kill them.

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Canada stop

>>72751648
Good on the owners of new system BBQ

great food

>>72751609
I'm not to be trusted.

>>72751648
That's a manbaby

>>72751673
/r/cringe

>>72751648
Why do they feel the need to write "transgender woman" and not just "woman?"

hmm

>>72751696
pre-op perhaps?
>>72751648
also addendum, this food place is next to the gay village and the drag queen burlesque club. its our circus freakshow and its rather contained to a couple of square blocks

>>72751648
how can you be humiliated by that but not by yourself

r*ddit get out

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>Hey anon, give me your star chips and I'll give you some pussy.

What do?

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>>72751648
>that stubble

>>72751779

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HM9tyNkUAg

>>72751753
me in the bottom panel

>>72751779
Give her my pussy for her star chips

It'll happen so fast that she won't realize that she's made a mistake until it's too late

>>72751779
Gimmie that pussy and I'll give you some star chips

>>72751604
don't say the n word please

>>72751851
Neger

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>>72751851
Nightshift

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>>72751779
breed her

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God we're fucked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PKBv6MUX9o

>>72751456
RIP in piece

>>72751984
Asians don't have a soul, that's why there are so few asian entrepreneurs.

>>72751984
China should rule the world

Fuck Amerika

>>72751984
>learning math

Literally will be taken over by AI in under 50-100 years. Future competition all depends on demographics.

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>$230 on a trifecta

will be buying this general and leasing it out to posters in no time

>>72751984
>tldr; minorities and the Gaokao
The Fuerdai who come here are the stupidest people on the planet

>>72752086

t. Chang

>>72752088
moving to iceland

>>72752088
You have it totally backwards. When AI starts taking over jobs, STEM will be the only thing that matters.

>>72752116
Umm no it's Tyrone

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>jalapeno hummus

jalapenos are not to be blended

>>72751018
But black names have been retarded since Nation of Islam started fucking with everything.

t.black

>>72752165
>
Software writing AI are coming for your job. Total communism is only years away

>>72751984
m-maybe our tests are just harder

>>72752200
mayo? is that you?

>>72752115
The fuerdai who come here are the children and they're no different from the rich, vapid scum in southern california. Their parents are extremely intelligent and industrious, they just work too much to instil any values in their children

>>72752165
>implying

The scientific/mathematic work will, after a few generations of AI, be taken over by a system capable of constantly renewing itself at a pace faster than humans could organize.

The only future humans have in sight utilizes our proclivity for emotion and our creativity. Any musical production by a computer using the latest machine learning analysis (ex. Karpathy) should make this quite clear.

Reminder that "I have no mouth and I must scream" was a prophecy

>>72752228
>Their parents are extremely intelligent and industrious,

No, the fuerdai aren't kids from industrious entrepreneurs or doctors/engineers/etc.

The super rich fuerdai are all children of medium+ranking CCP/party members. They get their own 'profit-sharing' stake in issuance of government permits for real estate development projects, etc. and then funnel that money back into Canada through their student children, buying homes and getting untaxed capital gains through our primary residence exemption.

>>72752306
and I will be AM.

>>72752306

I should get around to playing that again

it was pretty fun

>>72752212
What does this have to do with communism?

>>72752330
Not all of them bureaucratic scum, a lot of them are some of the early pioneers of industry of China

>>72752377
All labor is done by machines. The government takes over the means of production and everyone is provided for. It's what Marx and Jesus would have wanted

>>72752375
>playing
>

>>72752106
post proofs of winning gamblings

>Harlan Ellison wrote the script for the game and initially wrote every possible ending resulted in the player dying
>Harlan Ellison had a professor in college who he always butted heads with and has mailed him every physical publication of his works upon release

mad man

>>72752445
What does this have to do with Jesus?

>>72752464
genius=insanity

How long are you supposed to have flags half mast? I still have my flag half mast for London tBh

>>72752465
Jesus was a godless commie

>Why do Chinese students have higher test scores than Americans?
don't need to watch the video, the answer is because they cheat nonstop for their whole lives

>>72752409

I go to UBC and have seen thousands of these fuerdai and hundreds of white bentleys and maseratis and rolls royce phantoms, and I have never met a single one who could clearly tell me what their dad did for a living. The "early pioneers of industry of China" might go to Cali schools or, more likely, are in Tsinghua/Peking but we only get the bureaucrats.

>>72752512
thats because those "entrepeneurs" operated with the blessings of the CPC and did a lot of illegal shit

>>72752409
>a lot of them are some of the early pioneers of industry of China
Unlikely

eating a butterfingers atm

>>72752601
decent tier candy bar

I don't think I'll ever accept the concept of transgenderism in my life. I've passed the point at which I'm willing to embrace it, and I'll always see them as social deviants.

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*uses his millennium eye*

I can see now, that you are all FAGGOTS

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>>72752031
>susceptibility to hiv type 1: lower
>you have one copy of the variant associated with the condition. This variant has been reported as protective

>hiv type 1, rapid progression to aids: likely higher
>you have one copy of the variant associated with the condition. This variant has been reported as pathogenic

Do yourself a favor and never read your dna

>>72751492
I wonder if there are seriously people who truly believe this with all their heart

>>72752631

at least I dont host tournaments to bring in underage boys, you pedophile fuck

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Future me

>>72752630
I have my undergrad in psychology (junk degree, I know), but even after taking an honors class on transgenderism and the cultural shift toward accepting alternative lifestyles a line has to be drawn at what is acceptable and what is fetishism.

>>72752633
would probably just confirm what i already know
3/4 of my grandparents had cancer

>>72752568
Factories and commie blocks started going up in china in the 60s, it was as agrarian as fucking tsarist russia until relatively recently

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>tfw we'll never get a decent adaptation of I, Robot
>tfw we're stuck with that shit with Will Smith in it

>>72752916
will smith is the greatest method actor of our time

>>72752799
which makes modern china all that more impressive

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New
>>72752893
>>72752893

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Wew

Bamp