/brit/

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cara

Yank editions are best editions

>>72742574
Desperately trying to make it look like she has an arse there poor lass

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legs

who here /gaiety and banter/

Someone mentioned Ben Shapiro on any answers and the BBC interviewer cut him off and hung up

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Despise Australians lads

>Go the shop to pick up some tinnies
>Pass by 11 year old white girl who lives nearby
>Hear her call some immigrant 'daddy' and suck on his fingers when going home
Fuck sake, burn this country to the ground.

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>>72742614
interesting development

>>72742571
too scared

>>72742643
fake news

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>>72742605
urm, no sweetie x

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wonder what lad in the middle's life is like

>>72742643
Hello nonce twat, enjoy prison

>beautiful day outside
>wasting it sat indoors counting down the hours til my shift later

SUCKS!

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I absolutely cannot stand when people send 20 texts in a row instead of just putting it all into a paragraph

>>72742695
can't decide whether i want to bum him or him to bum me

>>72742707
i dont mind it, allows for comic timing

>>72742627
Gotta keep that echo-chamber sealed mate, can't have any problematic ideas creeping in. That might lead to questions and thoughts and open minded discussion.

BAD human. Leave the thinking to the experts.

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What would the British republic anthem be?

>>72742695
just not fair
>tfw youll never ever be a chad

blasting raw industrial techno lads

>>72742695
Guessing they are all gay desu
T.gaydar that is EXTREMELY accurate

>>72742695
bum 1, get bummed by 2, suck 3 tbqh

>>72742707
but if it's a big paragraph I'll just go "shan't"

>>72742712
both, obviously

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Wow....

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>>72742719

>>72742729
English one would be "I vow to thee" 2bh

aint it weird how the difficulty of playing on instruments directly correlates to how good it sounds to the ear

just a thought

>>72742758
War is glorious

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>>72742732
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://youtu.be/JTF_I8RsIlM

>>72742758
conveniently forgetting the yugoslav wars

bye x

>War is glorious

>>72742758
>deliberately ignoring the yugoslav wars to prove your weird point
aaaaaah yesssss

>>72742758
made me think

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the proto yank gf has done another video

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>first warm day of the year
>shorts on
>sleeveless shirt on
>bottle of cider in one hand
>girlfriends hand in the other
>just walking around the town without a care in the world

>>72742819
filthy normie

>>72742819
great post

>>72742819
how are you typing that message then

>>72742819
stopped reading at shorts

>>72742787
>>72742792
>hyper-regional conflict involving subhumans

Nah you're alright

>>72742819
if that wojak's haircut is your haircut you need a slap

feel right bloody ill rn lads someone sort me out

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>>72742819
r-reee reeeeeee

everyone who is more attractive than me is stupid and uncreative

>>72742758
me battering the brits on the left

NEED a choking gf

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>>72742819
FUCK OFF NORMIE TWAT

>>72742819
>walking down the road drinking cider

alco

whats asmr like in combination with drugs?

>>72742819
one day

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i don't understand this image but i'm going to post it anyway

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>>72742819
>wake up

>>72742869
do you think all the wars before then weren't regional? are you autistic?

>>72742883
I want to see that dog fucked

What are the most essential and kino BLACKED scenes, /brit/?

>>72742819
*Fines you for walking In a public place with an open container of alcohol*

>>72742819
>cider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p77rwddL7hk

>british cuisine

>there have been no wars in europe since the start of the eu
>ignore that one war with all those genocides though because i say its not a war
so this.... is the power... of remain...

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>he doesn't wear cargo shorts

>>72742897
>7 years war
>Napeolonic wars
>WW1
>WW2

>Regional conflicts

REALLY makes me think

>>72742886
i imagine with DiPT it would be quite remarkable

>>72742893
FOY

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>>72742944
>he thinks that those are the only wars included on that timeline
cannot imagine being this historically illiterate

>>72742761
well done mate you got the joke

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>>72742574
cara

>>72742945
>DIPT is a relatively uncommon psychedelic. It is best known for inducing auditory effects during the experience.

intredasting

>i do drugs btw guys haha

>>72742945
>DiPT
woah this sounds cool i want to try it

>>72742934
alri

i've been wasting away but in a town with no way out there's not much else to do anyway

>>72742970
me on the right

There was a pack of three normgroid girls sitting next to me in uni on friday. They were talking about PCs vs Macs, and the slightly less normamuffin girl siad PCs > Macs.

Needless to say, her friends disagreed with her, citing the build quality of Macs.

My own thoughts on the issue is that while this may have held some water 5 years ago, of late there have been some top notch asus and hp models that rival the macbook pro in the same kind of price point.

girl at the bar touched my batty with her hand
probably an accident but I'm going to pretend otherwise

the druggie infestation on /brit/ is appalling

degenerates must perish

> this one aussie who always gets triggered when people casually chat about drugs

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>it's already Saturday morning

why does the weekend go by so fast, lads?

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>>72742993
wew

>>72742758
Media refuses to acknowledge the conflict in the middle east as war here too. There was a point where we started calling it a peacekeeping operation instead, and then an intervention.

*flies a military jet to Syria and bombs the enemy a couple times*
But anyway yea, totally not at war.

>>72742993
2014 13inch retina macbook pro was the last good macbook

they've gone to shit recently and upped the price too much

>>72742758
20th century wars killed more than most of the other ones put together, blame democracy

Charlie XCX nude leaks are fucking great even though she has a massive roastie

>>72743038
> 13 inch
poverty

>>72743052
source lad

>>72742944
French civil wars all of them 2bh haha
Mon frère *embraces you *

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>>72743015
does it?

>>72743056
objectively the better size for carrying around with you

>>72742964
>THIS fucking damage control
I was just picking a few glaring examples you fucking retard, just admit you got btfo after stupidly claiming all wars before the Yugoslav wars were 'regional conflicts'

HAYDEN COME BACK TO ME! I LOVE YOU! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT YOU!

>>72742993
Macbooks have the longevity that plastic windows laptop by and large doesn't have in my experience. That reason alone is why i have a mac, as a user of windows for 10 years prior

>>72742819
*blocks your path also holding a bottle of cider*
*raises bottle by the neck towards you*
En Garde!
*engages you in a cider bottle fight*

>>72742992
you're handsome x

>>72743027
>>72742883
who is this schlag

>>72743074
Somewhat lighter but the benefits of owning the 13" start and end there

the 15" is by no means heavy or bulky either

>>72743080
You're a fucking paki. get out

>>72743080
>>72742964
Children please, calmez-vous.
*embraces you both *

>72743080
didn't claim all of them were, just said its convenient that you count regional conflicts before the eu but not regional conflicts after. Youre a fat mess mate, sort it.

>>72742819
>cider
bumder

>>72743038
how exactly have they "gone to shit"

they're thinner, have a sexy new black colour, have that touch bar thing which is fun at worst, and have updated internals

don't understand people who shit on things just because they're new and marginally different

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>why yes, i do own a macbook

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what race

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are members of the house of lords descended from actual lords?

>>72743170
cost too much now

>>72743177
has an eye booger

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>>72743133
>He thinks every war before the Yugoslav wars was a regional conflict
>He tries to call other people historically illiterate when he gets swiftly and utterly BTFO

Stay mad

>>72743177
Japanese-English just like your animays

>>72743170
the lack of ports is objectively a downgrade

>>72742993
Apple is shite. My nan got an iPad and the compatibility issues are ridiculous. Couldn't connect it to a laptop AND charge it at the same time. And the number of different adaptors it needs, you'd think the concept of standardisation never reached a single Apple designer.

Can't even plug a standard 3.5mm headphone jack into it. Oh it does headphones, but only Apple headphones and their unique plugs and sockets. Fuck that, you've got to be an idiot to buy technology that is so dependent on one company's products.

anybody want to meet at the cemetery gates?

>>72743108
>>72743152
Please mes enfants, do not fight.
* fatherly embraces you all *

new genre: Post-Fartcore

>>72743185
Only like 10%
Blair got rid of most hereditary peers

getting in the daily 2 litres of water lads

>>72743194
>>He thinks every war before the Yugoslav wars was a regional conflict
first off im not him
also literally never said that you thick cunt, i just said you are counting regional conflicts before (as well as non-regional conflicts like WW1) but then you conveniently forget about regional conflicts after

>>72743194
I'm not even the one arguing with you, I just wanted to call you a paki lmao

I could heem any bogan in this thread.

>>72743228
based blair

business idea: enslave the french

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>>72743185
no

>>72743228
is that a good or bad thing

>>72743211
>Couldn't connect it to a laptop AND charge it at the same time
yes you can
>Can't even plug a standard 3.5mm headphone jack into it
yes you can

> accusing others of being idiots whilst spouting idiotic shite yourself
fascinating

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>>72743185
Nah mate Alan Sugar is one, and he's come from nothing. Started his empire selling fruit and veg at a market stall or something.

>>72743255
Bad because he didn't abolish the house of lords and replace it with a senate.

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education education education

is it normal to cum for only about 50% of the times you have sex

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https://twitter.com/mickrussom/status/844837096573431813

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/24/woman-hijab-westminster-bridge-attack-victim-photo-misappropriated

Screeching and howling

Was in Nandos on my tod for lunch earlier.

It was filled to the brim with Deanos and their slag gfs. Hot weather brings these people out in force.

>>72743252
You tried for century and failed. And why would you try to enslave your own kin?
*t'embrasse*

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>>72742614
+1

visited your country for the first time last week, you guys are pretty cool

>>72743234
>>72743237
>also literally never said that you thick cunt

Wrong you silly paki, you said it right here

>>72742897

Stop getting anrgy, you've been put in your place for your complete lack of basic historical knowledge and should pipe down from now on

>>72743210
just bite the bullet and get some USB-C cables they cost pennies and it's the future

only thing I wish they'd kept is the SD card reader

>>72743270
Maybe the one you've got, but the one my nan has? No. I gave it a good long look and was blown away by the insistence of style over function throughout the entire machine.

>>72743323
where did you go

>>72743279
so what's stopping May from doing exactly that

>>72742574

FUCK OFF

Is there anything more annoying than being stood behind women in a queue at a shop or even worse in a restaurant?

>Already been standing in line for 5 minutes
>Umm...yeah...umm...I'll have...umm...
>Small talk with the cashier
>Fumbles with purse for a minute

It's like they enjoy pissing off everyone else by making them wait.

>>72743339
ah yes your nan owns a magical ipad that literally doesn't exist just so you can prattle on about non existent issues with it, I'm amazed

Mes enfants please, stop fighting.

>>72743346
She doesn't want to do it

>>72743346
she's a tory not oliver cromwell

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will he do it tonight lads?

>>72743346
She doesn't want too plus she is far to busy with Brexit

>>72743309
It's actually quite amusing to see the normie drones follow the demands of the (((media))) and other assorted sources of runtiness.

They rise to the beat of the normie drum. It's like they can't help themselves.

I don't mind hot sunny weather but the people it brings out and the effect it has on people is unbearable.

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Well just take a look at what we have here.

>>72743245
heem me please

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>>72743316
bffs 2bh

Anywhere know where I can get one of these magic iPads

>>72743325
>there have been no wars in europe since the start of the eu
>n-no that one doesnt count because i say so
absolute state of you

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>I could heem any bogan in this thread.

>>72743382
*kisses your bum*

there have been no wars between EU members since the start of the EU

gf called me on facetime earlier and I just ignored her lmao

>>72743418
I can be your angle...

or yuor devil

>>72743442
This was my first comment in the chain: >>72742944

>>72743460
*farts on your face*

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the goal

>>72743394
>>72743390
>>72743403
i like the house of lords and our supreme court though. i think they serve a good purpose

Been with the gf for about a year and I don't think she's ever ONCE given me an answer to the question "what do you want for dinner?", she always says "i don't know"

fucking does my head in

>>72743325
>being this much of a mad paki

>>72743481
what point are you trying to make then? You think all the conflicts before the eu were conflicts which involved all of europe?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MGao30JwgQ

she's NOT bothered hahahhhahhahahahahhhaahahahhahah

>>72743490
*smiles, as i am an eproctophile*

there have been no wars between EU members since America started running western Europe

>>72743505
We have a supreme Court too desu

classic emo chune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZaK37dheCM

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the bf

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move to new zealand

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>>72742819

pogba?

>>72743542
no

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IM FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES,
PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR,
THEY FLY SO HIGH,
THEY REACH THE SKY,
AND LIKE MY DREAMS THEY FADE AND DIE

FORTUNES ALWAYS HIDING,
IVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
IM FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES,
PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR.

>>72743522
My first response was correcting this: >>72742897

*dabs*

>>72743540
was just thinking about necklaces and male chokers
decided necklaces were ok but male chokers are too bent

>>72743538
oh so what's the point of the house of lords then? i thought they were effectively the same as our supreme court

>>72742854
sat in his own filth at a crumby bedsit imagining himself being a normie.

>>72743551
wogba

>>72743539
Not heard this since I was 15

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want to play some battlefield one but my internet is too wank

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>CTRL + F (You)
>5 results

mcdonalds in manchester piccadilly gardens is woreful

>>72743565
fine, more room for me

>>72743542
I wish I fucking could

Either there or Canada

No idea why Australia and the US are so popular, would hate living in either

>>72743573
sorry i was a bit unclear, by "weren't regional" i meant "involved all of europe". Dunno what the term for that is really, international i guess? "large scale"?

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I like eating curry, I like fucking sheep, but what I love most is putting paddys to sleep

modern day art historians will look back upon the chon culture microcosm and marvel at the creativity and depth achieved within our mediums

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1490454943202.png

>>72743628
>Australia and the US

wealthier than the UK and warmer than the UK

>>72743582
House of lords is our equivalent to your Senate but with much less power

I'm at my aunt's birthday
There's so much alcohol it's crazy for a family evening tbqgwy

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Boltons 9/11

>>72743645
might write about this when I do Art Curating degree

>>72743640
Rare time I enjoyed a post just as much when seeing it the second time

>>72743668
Ha ha Vlad you're mental!

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>>72743658
well then if they're tenured and living off tax dollars and do a whole lot of nothing then fuck it, get rid of them

>>72743668
maybe a drunken aunt will give you a handy in a quiet area of the party just like in my erotic fanfics

My life is brilliant

>>72743628
why not aus or the US
theyre popular for a reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebjXsc0UjdQ

tune x

>>72743652
There are more important things than wealth, Jude.

And heat isn't inherently good.

>>72743652
England has a higher gdp per capital than Australia

>Can't phone post because some twat with the same IP spammed another board and got banned

RRRROOOOOOOO

>>72743714
piss off james blunt

>vote for a president
>he can't do anything
Literally what's the point of voting in America?

>>72743701
Bloody babushkas everywhere

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>>72743640

>>72743733
it doesnt
dont start

do you ever get so into a wank that you basically turn gay for your own cock

>>72743733
Western Australia has a higher gdp per capita than England

your point?

>>72743755
memes

>>72743739
>turn aeroplane mode on and off

problem solved

>>72743676
NOW can I have my carbon tax?

>>72743716
Awful people
Boiling weather
Bad political systems and lack of welfare

>>72743418
Best friends make the worst enemies.
*t'embrasses avec la langue*

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>>72743760

Did Romanian deadlifts today
Big fan

>>72743762
no that would be highly gay

>>72743702
Helped build the country though, and they do have a role- its to stop the house of commons from doing stupid shit, but the commons have been steadily educing their power, its complicated

>>72743765
england is a country of almost 60 million people

6 people and a kangaroo live in western Australia

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me on the left walking towards the camera

Imagine supporting a party with literally zero MPs.

bit of a waste
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4258934/Schoolgirl-16-died-DAY-contracting-meningitis.html

>>72743815
>risking jail time for the memes

good lids

>>72743640
Fuck off rasheed

>>72743765
London has a higher gdp per capital than Western Australia

The point is England is a country, those regions aren't

>>72743761
Yes it does you retard, fuck off with 'dont start'

How about you don't start being an uninformed twat running his bent mouth?

>>72743814
>england is a country

ahh yes, where's england's embassy in Australia again?

>>72743799
hate them

Just woke up x

>>72743834
Imagine supporting a party because of how many MPs it has.

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>>72743790
true

>>72743710
She's a bit old for that tbqhwy
Although my cousins gf is really hot I'd bang her no problem

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ah yes the so called round earth

>>72743840
Nonce

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Another slow day on the chon

>>72743871
Monster raving loonies unite.

>>72743861
Colonies don't need embassies.

Leftists want more of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVpBwj7SMy4

>>72743920
>>72743760
>>72743640
flopping has gone too far

>>72743935
this is beautiful

so many vibrant people of faith and colour

>>72743891
>what is height

>>72743876

are welsh people inherently violent?

>>72743935
That's weird I thought leftism was about redistribution of wealth and workers rights.

gonna go buy some pita bread x

>>72743878
OHHH THEY'RE RED WHITE AND BLUE

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Jesus it must be so depressing having so little sunshine

It's not a meme, a nice walk in the sun while wearing shorts and a tank top makes the sad feelies go away for a little while. I'd hate having to wear a sweater 9 months of the year.

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Australian high commission on london

>>72743935
Name literally one thing wrong with this

>>72743863
grab a brush and put on a little makeup

>>72744009
sunlight is for the weak and brown of skin

>>72744017

they're praying to a god that doesn't exist

>>72744009
30°+ weather is unbearable for any length of time.

>>72743986
maybe 50 years ago now its all about more immigration

I watched some old Spitting Image episodes on youtube the other week and they're not really as good as I remember them being, then I watched Brass Eye and it was even better than I remembered. I think they should try and make it good rather than bad, maybe point out logical inconsistencies and how people read the Daily Mail.

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>>72744015
British high commision in aus

WTF I hate australia now

Have you thought about my c*** today?

want to visit the UK

not london though but the countryside

>>72744009
Light green is the ideal sun desu

>>72744009

I spent 3 months in the US (31 states) during summer and the weather was hellish most of the time.

Humid as fuck, thunderstorms everywhere, and tons of insects biting you all the time, fuck that.

>>72744017
This shit has no place in the Western world. Ahmed.

>>72744009
southampton with the moderate sunshine gains

>>72744072
I already hated Australia

>>72744089
>thunderstorms everywhere
this is a good thing

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Would love to buy one of the bungalows near me and knock it down to build something like the bottom right of pic related

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I'm in the queue at mcdonalds

Theres two 12/13yo girls in front of me wearing seethrough leggings and thongs

>>72744116
sheed

Currently on about 650mg caffeine

Getting a bit anxious lmao

>>72744134
nonce

>>72744134
'once

>>72744134
pics x

>>72744117
its nice every now and then

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>>72744134

>>72744134
Nonce

>>72744009
>wearing shorts and a tank top
kys

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>>72744134

>gf is still asleep

why are women so lazy?

>>72744134
>Pakis get to fuck them because muh culture
>If I fuck one when they're all used up at 16 I'm the werido
Epic for the win. Based leftcucks

>>72744134
ACTUALLY theyre 400 year old vampires

Gimme some of that cold cash
I want to stuff it in my couch
C'mon bring me those big stacks
I need them bricks to build my house

>>72744178
Nonce

What's the most reddit sentence you can come up with?

been raining for a month here now
not a fan

>>72743790
croissant

>>72744214
>inb4 someone implies you're a cuck because you mentioned your gf

>>72744234
good cross-board gimmick, like it

Find it funny that rasheeds like Europe, the place with the most white people in the world and rorkes hate Europe

>>72744245
to the front page with you good sir

hey guys, jason blaha here

>>72744134
pics

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>I'm in the queue at mcdonalds

>>72744264
>believing he has a gf

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>>72743811
is the house of commons called parliament? that's the room with all the seats?

sorry for being annoying but i'm very interested

>>72744245
"when do the bacons narwhal?" though I don't know if that counts because it is the one sentence which was literally designed to be reddit.

>>72744245
[reference to manchild cartoon like south park or rick and morty or whatever they watch now] haha you are a gentleman and a scholar!

>>72744009
sunshine =/= warm climate

its largely to do with cloud cover. the high arctic probably gets as much sunshine as any equatorial region for instance

>>72744298
I'm getting a grilled chicken salad

only 'groids and 'kis like sunshine

>>72744245
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

>>72744298
Get me some chicken nuggers

>>72744308
isn't it when the narwhals bacon

>>72743542
Might do this desu

Anyone here know how to legally sneak in to another bloke's country?

>>72744306
yeah

>>72743891
what if earth is actually a cone?

did double penetrations occur in antiquity?

cannot imagine two greek lads wanting to double anal a woman

>>72744382
it's called immigration I think

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>>72744313
>it's largely to do with cloud cover

do you remember NOTHING of your geography lessons?

>>72744306
The business of Parliament takes place in two Houses: the House of Commons and the House of Lords. Their work is similar: making laws (legislation), checking the work of the government (scrutiny), and debating current issues.

You can tell which is which by the colour of the seats (red for lords, green for commons)

>>72744392
ask your ma

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baratt

>>72744306
>house of commons
>parliament

The House of Commons is the lower house of the bicameral parliament, analogous to the US House of Representatives. The House of Lords is the upper house, like the US Senate.

Congress is the equivalent of the UK's parliament.

white people draw their power from the sun
so-called skin cancer is a jewish lie

>>72744494
*opens kitchen door*
*woops, no more room in the kitchen*

>>72744510
very gay this

>>72744510
that's a lot of gentials

>>72744510
me on the left

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>>72744446
you can also tell which is Lords by how nice/decorated the chamber is and the clothes they are wearing, Lords wear robes, commons wear suits and bad ties

>>72744392
Greeks had fuccbois, of course they DP'd. Every women would've rimmed her master and not brushed her teeth afterwards because toothpaste wasn't invented.

>>72744510
... J... j-JANNY

>>72744546
>commons wear suits and bad ties
Not if you're Chukka. He has tailor made suits from Saville Row

>>72744546
Also the one with all the sleeping old people is the lords