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britain needs immigrants edition
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cara
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anime??
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anime
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>>72737831
Wow look at him he's a pretty one
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i cant wait until im rich enough to have a bunch of stem cells injected everywhere and rubbed all over my body. or if they get cheap enough. in the year 2030 i hope to be taking a weekly sunday bath in horse placenta as part of my skin care routine
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>>72737873
is that an actual paki? Is it poleaboo?
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Make racists afraid again
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just read that the germans implemented a congestion charge covering the entire country

nice 2bh
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>>72737825
How does that even work?
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anime yeh ok
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>>72737930
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>>72737873

that looks terrible

what a bunch of unfunny cunts
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>>72737930
me back row third from left
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>>72737965
was going to do this exact same post
now i shan't bother
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>>72737930
Me in the blue shirt
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Can Google literally FUCK OFF with their shitty AMP pages in search results
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>>72737944
>communism still exists

wew
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>carswell leaves UKIP just as his book comes out

Thoughts?
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>>72737998
It's never existed
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>>72737980
you third from right back row desu
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can i watch channel 4 if i have a british ip?
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>>72737815
screaming and howling
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>>72738017
lol what the fuck is this

is he serious?
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>>72737930
NATO-MERCS-1.jpg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WelA2FZnVEw
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Whys it gone quiet

Is everyone having lunch

> leaving the computer to eat

NORMIES FUCKING NORRRRMMMMAAALLLSSS
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what starbucks has the most caffiene lads?
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Have the option to have lots and lots of sex with the ex-gf

Thoughts?
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>>72738079
sat in m' 'den
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why do people like those keep calm and carry on posters

and why do people like to do like 'keep calm and *random thing*
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BLT from co-op is pretty shit tbqh lads
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Keep calm and do a poo
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>>72738109
Le so British lol :PPP
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>>72738109
you mean even go so far as to do look more like?
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>>72737825
Still better that allahu akbars desu
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>0 MPs
Creasing at the state of them
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>>72738109
Normies are brainless drones.
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>>72738113
M&S has the best
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>>72738155
>we're starting EU leaving negotiations in 4 days

screeching
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>>72738187
Should've started months ago desu
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>>72738109
it just werks :)
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Normies are plankton drifting in a current. A current that I control.
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>I am superior to people who's lives I envy
Hmmmmm
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>>72737931
does it apply to refugees?
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>>72738265
I don't envy normies at all
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I hope rojava succeeds
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Best film you've seen recently?
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>Normies are brainless drones.
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>>72738309
k-on
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head is in a state of utter disrepair rn desu
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Who would have known that a Frankenstein film is lost media, this is one of only two production stills remaining for it.

Even more bizarre is that it ran from 1920 all the way up to 1937 across Europe. You would have thought at least a clip lasting a few minutes would have survived.
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>>72738309
anime film
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Need a tumblr of these
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>>72738327
Films that old are crap anyway
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>>72738367
Need you off /brit/ sunshine
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>>72738309
Sicario
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the scran
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>>72738388
Black and white = shite
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had a cracking wrap lads

tescos multiseed tortilla put directly over gas flame stove

some spinach

french dressing

goats cheee from lidl

magnificent.
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>>72738404
i rate that
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>>72738405
Schindler's list is good.
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>>72738309
Anthropoid
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>>72738417
Are you a vegetarian or something
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>>72738404
such a runty little island you've got going on over there
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>>72738417
>going to 2 different shops
>to make a fucking wrap

Absolute spanner
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>>72738405
All Quiet on the Western Front is one of the GOAT war films
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Did anyone else go sheep wrestling as a kid?
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>>72738079
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>>72738450
no i'm going to eat an entire chicken for dinner
>>72738461
nah i just happened to pick the ingredients up at different times.
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>>72738461
> going shopping for single ingredients every time you want to make food
Ummm sweetie have you heard of a weekly shop and refrigeration
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>buying pop in bottles less than 2l
absolute normie runts
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>>72738417
>goats cheee
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>>72738521
really made me think
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>>72738486
no I'm not welsh
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>>72738525
>buying pop
can smell the calcium on your pineal gland from here
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>>72738521
learn to spell Paul
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>>72737930
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/02/briton-killed-fighting-isis-syria-dean-carl-evans
the lad in the back that looks stoned died a while back
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>>72738405
>not watching on the waterfront for your waifu and husbandfu
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>>72738521
REALLY made me think
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Imaging drinking so much fizzy shit that you can buy 2L bottles of the stuff and drink it all before it goes flat

Imagine being that hefty of a runt
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>>72738525
>pop
Fuck off poortherner
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any good ds emulators lads
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>>72738525
>pop
alri granddad
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*spots a runt scurrying across the street as I'm going shopping*

AHH
A RUNT

*sprints after it and fucking boots it 12 feet into the air into someone's garden*
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>>72738525
330ml of a "pop" is more than enough
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEecg6HlrkY

what a banger

post more bangers
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saw a white Alfa Romeo wagon the other day and it looked spanking
looked it up online and was very disappointed
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>>72738521
so he wouldve been fine if he hadnt been baited into that response
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Yank: soda
Mong: fizzy drink
Geniaus: pop
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>>72738521
Try to watch this drink driving PSA without shitting your pants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ma_Xv7rGM
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>>72738622
yeah here's one
*gives you a dead arm*
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>>72738622
Emulate dis you fucking goblin

*unzips dick*
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post some cute pepes lads
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39393213

No more UKIP in Parliament

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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The queen is the figurehead of her family, the richest family in history, they own all the UK and everything in it. They do not care about English people, they are not English in the slightest bit and they only care about holding on to their power.

If they felt that islam was a threat to them, the BBC would very quickly change to start saying 'we should kill these muslims' every newspaper would agree and ignorant royalist scum would cheer their queen mistakenly thinking the royals are trying to help English people.

If the right in England were really smart they would try to get the royals to think they are under threat from islam. But the royals right now know that it doesn't matter what the slaves they own believe or what colour skin they have, the royals consider all of us dirt.
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>>72738666
ok now what?
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>>72738654
>not calling them soft drinks
Absolutely sick of these runts
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>>72738686
Literally who cares

Calm down
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>>72738666
They used to get away with a lot more on tv back then
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>>72738686
urge to slap the for'ed
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been playing Rimworld lads
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>>72738688
turbo-jamal
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Business idea: Pay girls to kiss guys and take a cut
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>>72738686
Ermm actually parliament refers to the hoc and the hol and UKIP still has peers left

Nice try though xx
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In the entrepreneurial fantasy society, the delusion
is fostered that anyone can be Alan Sugar or Bill Gates, never
mind that the actual likelihood of this occurring has diminished
since the 1970s - a person born in 1958 was more likely
than one born in 1970 to achieve upward mobility through
education, for example. The Selfish Capitalist toxins that are
most poisonous to well-being are the systematic encouragement
of the ideas that material affluence is they key to
fulfillment, that only the affluent are winners and that access
to the top is open to anyone willing to work hard enough,
regardless of their familial, ethnic or social background - if
you do not succeed, there is only one person to blame.
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>>72738686
No one cares, he's still going to sit as an independent and he's still a top lad
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>>72738715
What's soft about them?
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>>72738757
>White women are beautiful
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>>72738757
>those ears
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>ywn operate in Afghanistan with your SAS mates
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>>72738788
No alcohol
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>>72738818
I know that dog
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>>72738788
no alcohol
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>>72738818
Brother was in Afghanistan, he said it was shit.
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>>72738827
Everyone knows your mum mate haha ;)
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>>72738826
>>72738847
Oh right, didn't know that
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>>72738818
reminder that Afganistan was a hilarious failure, Taliban are retaking everything the lost after the invasion and every British and American soldier died for nothing
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>>72738890
For you
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>>72738890
Why does he wear the mask aha
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>>72738890
You're a big guy
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>>72738890
Aidan is that you?
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>>72738906
that's a lot of gains
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>>72738906
quite impressive
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>>72738906
I'm 16 stone and much more hench
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>>72738906
Still ugly though
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>>72738947
I could heem you though
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>>72738404
Enjoy your sugar crash.
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>>72738890
It will be extremely painful
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>>72738906
started going to mcdonalds 4 months ago and now i'm 15 stone he needs to step it up x
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>it's an international football weekend episode
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>>72738947
>I'm 16
reported
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>>72738977
Doesn't exist
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>>72738906
he looked fine before
just looks like a typical deano/rorke runt now
Sad!
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>>72739002
FOY
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Once Chomsky has this machinery in place, he briefly demonstrates that phrase
structure grammars are superior to the only legitimate candidates proposed as formal
models of syntax—Shannon and Weaver's (1949) nascent finite state grammars—
which, not coincidentally, had been endorsed by the Bloomfieldian boywonder,
Charles Hockett (1955:2). Any satisfaction Immediate Constituent fans
might have felt from this triumph, however, was very short lived. Applying to grammar
the same principles necessary for a good scientific theory, Chomsky demonstrates
that whatever phrase structure grammar's representational virtues, its treatment
of some fundamental phenomena is surpassingly ugly: "extremely complex,
ad hoc, and 'unrevealing'" (1957a:34). That is, they may be adequate as flat descriptions
of the data, in the way that randomly ordered lists adequately describe all the
elements of a compound, but they lack the simplicity and concision found in a
chemical formula.
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quite enjoy BFFs
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>>72738967
I've literally never lost a fight
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>>72739041
bit gay
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>>72738994
>no crisp early morning kick offs
>instead you have to watch semi professionals play on cabbage patches in eastern europe
JUST
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Might buy some drugs from the internet
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I'm becoming quite the fat cunt

Need to do a few months of gym until I get back to slightly chubby cunt
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>>72739026
You sound jealous
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ukip is a bit redundant now
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Lads watch Noroi, scary af
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>>72739048
Give me your address and we'll find out about that, you mug
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>>72739065
I'd do that if I wasnt certain that my package would be intercepted
Also how to use tor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY
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>UKIP's Douglas Carswell is quitting the party to become an independent MP and says he is doing so "amicably".

>The party's only MP defected from the Conservatives to UKIP in 2014.

>Writing on his website, Mr Carswell said: "I switched to UKIP because I desperately wanted us to leave the EU. Now we can be certain that that is going to happen, I have decided that I will be leaving UKIP.

faggot
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>passed the fast stream assessment
>still have to do ANOTHER assessment for the only stream that wanted me, which actually does require like studying and preparing beforehand

ffs lads i really cannot be arsed.
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the gf
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>>72739089
ok
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Just finished scrubbing the bathroom. Reckon I got 95% of the black mold off and down the drain. But now the bathroom absolutely reeks of bleach and some other smell that is like rotten flesh. All windows are open, got a joss stick on the go, but still a bit worried the neighbours will be affected.
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>>72739048
never been in a fight have you you cheeky monkey
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Ukip must die to be replaced by a turbo-rorke party
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>>72739135
tfw you'll never have a latex goth gf
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>>72739099
Neutral venue mate
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Anyone willing to be my sugar daddy for as long as it takes for you to buy this laptop for me?

http://amzn.eu/6Wd3CF2

I have no cash but would like this laptop, so if anyone else can buy it for me that would be just terrific.
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>>72739110
Feels good knowing that brainlets such as yourself are effectively blocked from buying illegal drugs online because you can't work out how to encrypt things or use a web browser. You'd only hurt yourself anyway.
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>>72739176
Get a job you lowlife
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>>72739176
I would but I'm not that rich myself and I don't know you and I'm not even that charitable to people I'm close with.
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>>72739176
you would need to actually travel to my house and actually suck my actual dick.
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made me think
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>>72739176
Boggles the mind to think that there are still people who use Windows and Dell computers
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>>72739189
I can get most drugs irl I just really want DMT
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rip another brit
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>>72739110
>dont know how to use tor

jesus just watch a youtube video or something

also mail dont check the packages
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>>72739249
I bet morgan still shaves
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>>72739233
I don't want any kind of mold up in my nostrils, I'll just clean it all up and then I should be safe either way.
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>>72739176
go down the local cruising spot and suck 50 dicks for 20 quid each
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>>72739155
Wouldn't work, the reason UKIP worked is because they managed to become the friendly, professional face of rorkeness.
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>>72739295
hello nigger
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>>72739275
Yeah, I was being a cunt. I deleted my post. I hope your clear all the mold out, boyo
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>>72739260
good night sweet thread
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>>72739260
what's this then?
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>>72739155
edl
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How do I stop hating women?
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>>72739295
Jamal
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>>72739307
> UKIP
> friendly and professional
hahaha
Hahahahahahahaha
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>>72739295
Hello nigger
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>>72739334
british soldier got hit by a car at some exercise in frisia
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>>72739295
hello nigger
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Did you (or janny) delete the black mold post because it was potentially dangerous prank "advice" or something? Just a bit curious.

If so, I want you to know there was never any danger of me sniffing a load of black mold, but thanks for your concern.
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>>72739320
>>72739362
>>72739370
pottery
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>>72739342
Why do you hate women

They're soft and warm and they have tits and bums and legs and tummies and pretty faces

Also vaginas
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>>72739342
Can't hate the mind of a child
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>>72739295
n
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>>72739366
Not an argument, compared to EDL and BNP they were light years ahead
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Netherlands is so-called because it is a land you would never want to go to
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>>72739405
they're mostly fat/boring/ugly
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>>72739342
why do you hate women
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>>72739395
Hello nigger
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Reading articles on how to be a freelance writer because I want to become a freelance writer
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>>72739395
You didn't make an argument though you fat smelly paki
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>>72739390
I deleted my own post because I didn't know if you'd do it or not and I don't want to harm you
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>>72739445
bit silly
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>>72739405
Yes physically they are attractive

but theyre right psychopathic soulless bitches half the time
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>>72739417
Why are you comparing them to nothing "parties" like BNP and not actual parties

Ukip is and always has been a shit
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>>72739417
they went a bit JUST tier after Nige left
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>Can't hate the mind of a child
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>How do I stop hating women?
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>Yes physically they are attractive

>but theyre right psychopathic soulless bitches half the time
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>>72739484
They are literally 15 year olds throughout their entire lives
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>>72737825
I'd live near parrotman over pakistan any day of the week 2bh

Parrots aren't known to be explosive
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>>72739443
Well that's just wrong isn't it lad

Give your head a wobble
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Stopped replying in the group chat now I can't resume because the lads want answers about my absence
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>>72739135
Is that Pripyat?
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>They are literally 15 year olds throughout their entire lives
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>>72739445
tempted to perform a wank to this
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>>72739475
If they were so shit they wouldn't have gotten 4 million votes in the last election and effectively spearheaded the Brexit movement. Also, fuck off rasheed-lover.
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>>72739445
*licks her feet clean*
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>Test Valley
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>>72739487
this is NOT me
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>>72739445
*licks them cleaner*
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love wearing hats from old black-and-white films and pretending to be a 'gentleman' who tips mentioned headwear a lot in an effort to charm girls
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>>72739530
Why are Rorklets always so mad? Pookip is a joke. Don't reply to me again.
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>Test Valley
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in a deep dark place but it's really bright outside
aaaaaaa
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>>72739570
Hello nigger
>>
Amazing what Mummy May has done. Less than a year in and she has completely fucking buried the EU, UKIP and Labour whilst strengthening ties to the US.
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> UKIP is friendly and professional
ULULATING
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>>72739611
desperate pro-brexit spin
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>>72739570
Paki lover, UKIP have done great things. Also, you don't want me to reply cos you have nothing else to say, you're just resorting to insults cos you don't have the capacity to come up with a counter argument. Feel a bit sorry for you mate tbqh
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>>72739584
>You can sleep in my bed.
GAAAAAYYYY!
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Boogie vs Scooby?
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The tories had to become ukip to kill ukip
I'd class that as a victory
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>>72739611
t. express reader.
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took mdma last night, but didnt have enough to get high

only had physical effects like lethargy and sluggishness and none of the mental ones. was incredibly shit

what a waste of a roll
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maybe all the mould in my room is causing the blood coughing
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>>72739629
I'm resorting to insults? Fascinating... fascinating...

*walks off and talks to someone else*
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>>72739467
I've done that. Made a joke post that left wondering if the person might actually do something harmful so I deleted my post.

Was about to tell you about a time I went on /b/ and told them I was a hot wmoan who would post nudes if someone posted a pic of themselves doing something that seems perfectly harmless but is actually a really bad predicament to be in. I was going to say what the prank was but then I thought there might be some evil cunt on here who would use that knowledge for evil, so I deleted it.
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>>72739628
Desperate anti-Brexit spin
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How is Sheffield?
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got mould growing on my back lads

how do I know if it's the bad kind?
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>got mould growing on my back lads
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ask me anything about my AMA
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>>72739724
You're just doing your part for the ecosystem lad i wouldn't worry
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*blocks your path*
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>>72739694
Fair enough, mate. I respect your honesty.
>>
>>72739722
decent tbf
>>
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acca is coming through strong so far lads
>>
with just 4 days left until mummy may invokes article 50, there are STILL bremainers desperately trying to cling on
>>
>>72739685
You don't have a counter argument, end of
>>
>>72739753
favourite colour
>>
>>72738521
>eating ketchup while driving
fucking americans
>>
off to the shop for some lotion and some indomie

laters
>>
>>72739794
Stop replying to him m8, waste of (You)s
>>
>>72739760
exc- sor- sorry...excu- exc- EXCUSE ME
*she moves*
THERE YOU GO, NOW WAS THAT SO HARD

[muttering under breath] bleedin women...
>>
Getting thoroughly annoyed with this beach jew on flip this house not understanding his own budget. Then he starts understanding his own budget and his ugly wife has a meltdown and tries to make him spend more money.
>>
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>>72739767
Won £477 on one of these last Saturday
The game finished 1-1 btw
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what's it like living in wales? is it as peaceful as it seems?
>>
>>72739839
spot me a tenner lad haha x
>>
>>72739835
what?
>>
thoughts on cashing out?
>>
>FTSE at record high
>unemployment at record low
>tourism and investment in the UK up
>Mummy May about to trigger article 50 and then a general election where a pro-Brexit Tory party will win an overwhelming majority

Life's good, lads
>>
my body stopped making semen lads, i think this is it
>>
>>72739722
shit

>>72739868
shit
>>
>>72739876
No clue, but humour him and he might think he fits in on /brit/

Poor yanks
>>
>>72739883
NEVER EVER do it
Hedging your bets offers much better value
>>
>>72739794
No point arguing with angry Rorke brainlets such as yourself. The fact that you think UKIP is "friendly and professional" says more than I ever could.

I'm literally too intelligent for this. Even replying to you feels like I'm sullying myself. Yuck.
>>
>>72739868
it's alri, parts of wales are some of the poorest in the country though
>>
@72739922

do one m8
>>
>>72739938
You still haven't put a counter argument forward.

sad!
>>
>>72735334
>he doesn't hide stubs

looks like the runt-hunter has become the runted
>>
>>72739938
Exactly, no point in arguing with traitorous leftists. Just Jo Cox'em. It's all they deserve.
>>
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>>72739957
there's a lot of run-down farmsteads along the countryside
i live in a similar area
>>
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>>72740002
>he wrote custom css when there's a tickbox for it
>>
Haven't been on /brit/ all day

What did I miss?
>>
might move to york and buy an apartment in the shambles
>>
>>72740008
pic looks like that scene from Children of Men with the motorcycles
>>
what laptop do you all use, lads?

I use a ThinkPad x220 as it is portable but also very effective and I got it for below £200 as well :)
>>
Realistically speaking, what are the chances of being born half Filipino half English 2 decades ago in the midlands far from any major cities or melting pots?
>>
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>Exactly, no point in arguing with traitorous leftists. Just Jo Cox'em. It's all they deserve.
>>
>>72739797
bluish black
>>
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hm
interesting
yes...
>>
>>72740065
2014 mbp
>>
>>72740039
There's a checkbox for not showing the stubs of hidden threads. No such box for not showing stubs of hidden posts.

I don't want to know that there's a hidden post. I don't want to know about the existence of the runts in my thread. So I hide not only their posts but their stubs.
>>
>>72740077
dont care
>>
>>72740042
the shambles is like 15 metres long with some rubbish shops and that's it

was a bit disappointed desu
>>
*shows you my stub*
>>
>>72740118
nah its longer than that m8, you just come out of it quickly down this one route
>>
>>72740103
actually there is
>>
>>72740042
>apartment
FOY
>>
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>>72740082
>>
>>72740092
can you IMAGINE if plane man ever got into office as president of the united states? wowwww
>>
alri lads

anyone know a good source of modafinil?
>>
>>72740154
well there wasn't when I wrote the filter

not seen a runtoid post in years
>>
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How is /GF2017/ coming along lads?
>>
>>72740077
Low but plausable.
My Neighbour has a Flip wife he's been with since the '80s. We live in a 99% white area.
>>
>>72740182
It's been a common piece of functionality in 4chan-x (all forks) for years.
>>
>>72740188
It's not.
>>
>>72740170
Use amphetamine like a normal person why don't you
>>
>>72740188
very, very, very badly
>>
>>72740215
Oh you're talking about 4chanX. Sorry I don't have autism.
>>
>>72740160
sorry, flat, idk why i said that, too much yank contact
>>
>>72740263
>>72740263
>>72740263
>>72740263
>>72740263
>>
>>72740200
Why haven't you put dogshit in their letter box?
>>
>>72740222
alri m8s

anyone know a good source of amphetamines?
>>
>>72740268
too early
>>
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>>72740244
>posts on congolese mineral extraction forums
>doesn't have autism
>>
>>72740299
You're not invited to the new thread
>>
>>72740279
tell a psychiatrist in the US you're having trouble focusing
>>
>>72740299
alri janny
>>
>>72740078
If only the bitch were alive to chuckle at that post.
>>
why can't we all just get along
>>
>>72740162
British: Can U swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a dog is better den u because it swims

Indian: Can U swim?
British Yes!
Indian: Then What's the difference between u&Dog....
British shocked, Indian Rocks
>>
Why is saying someone makes lots of money suddenly an insult?
>>
HE'S BACK FROM HIS SNACK ATTACK AND NOW HE'S DESTROYING THREADS INSTEAD OF PASTRIES
>>
>>72740563
have you?
>>
hope everyone has their key
>>
>>72740615
fuck you money maker ! __|___ take this
>>
>go down to the shop to get some food as usual
>warm sunny weather
>streets are filled with tanned qts wearing shorts and light tops with their arms / shoulders exposed
>remember that I will not be spending today chilling on the grass in a park sipping cider with said qts with a disposable barbeque but rather browsing the chon alone indoors again
>suddenly remember how desperately lonely and sad the ol' life is

need to die
>>
>>72740615
Because it's assumed they stole more than everyone else, which makes them worse than everyone else. Leftists cannot conceive of someone acquiring money or resources without taking it from someone else against their will. It's all they know. Therefore someone with a lot of money must've stolen more than their fair share and must have it redistributed immediately (by force, naturally).
>>
went to grab a 'bucks from town

fucking hell that was an awful experience, bloody normans are swarming the place
>>
don't care AT ALL
>>
did i get banned
>>
>>72740629
>>72740629
>>72740629
>>72740629
>>72740629
>>
>>72740669
You have a goal. Work towards it. Just a little every day, eventually you'll get there.
>>
>>72740687
>going out if your way to buy an expensive coffee

need to join the aeropress revolution my friend
>>
>get elected onto the social society for my course
>go out to celebrate
>told by a tonne of fresher girls that my speech was hilarious
>manage to sperg up in person

well, at least I know I can be funny if I'm given ample time to prepare a script
>>
>>72738654
>Geniaus
FOL
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