/brit/

janny? is it safe?

just a bigger scotland

*looks around nervously*

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Canada is the Scotland of NA.

RE: the last thread

>>72732987
I don't actually want anyone else around 'to do stuff with' or emotionally support me, beyond those I already have. I think the epiphany reveals time and time again that I'm only interested in women for sex, which is a vastly more complicated and costly proposition than just wanking.

That '99% of the time' is just me being horny and/or bored.

>>72733551
shut the FUCK up

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>tfw read the virgin walk image and it describes me perfectly

any grim shots of coleman's leg??

>>72733565
it's designed to.

currently drinking bourbon straight

if i wasn't poor i'd do this every day

who /hangover/ here?

'stenin' t' 'rillaz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBA0PUQCvIA

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*fills the thread with my putrid effervescence*

>>72733565
How does hair overreact to wind?

>>72733515
I want to go to Toronto. Is it awesome there?

>>72733581
andromeda is better

>>72733515
i did the citizenship test online and didn't pass.

do i have to convert to islam or are the chinks discriminating against mongols?

>>72733547
Yeah probably. Full of left wing wankers who speak funny and shouldn't be independent

>>72733547
>>72733532
I posted one of the oldest settled and densely populated areas of the country, so as to dampen the traditional british agoraphobia experienced when in true unadulterated nature

this area has been continuously settled by loyalists since at least the 18th century

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMXhwmHbtCA

>>72733565
It doesn't fit me.

I see a lot of you lads about though.

>>72733585
the virgin is too self conscious to use product

>>72733585
when you don't wash it it sticks together and therefore there are bigger chunks flapping in the wind

>>72733585
Hair: "OOH INNIT WINDY?? BLUSTERY IT IS! OOH I'M ALL OVER THE PLACE 'ERE, CAN'T BLIMMIN' STAND IT! GET TO SHELTER I'M FLAPPIN'!"

>>72733581
every single one of these new songs is shit

I have a physical revulsion to nigger noises

How can anyone justify living if we are all doomed to die?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12603063
Important

>>72733603
NA is a default landscape in a video game compared to europe

>>72733609
Product doesn't work well with my hair since it's curly

might start a math cult lads.
going to execute anyone who believes in irrational numbers

>>72733634
because we make the games, for the most part

>>72733604
muslim concentration camps when

>>72733627
where's yankland (New England)

Rather hungover

Regret going out because I spent so much but I had to do it because it was my mate's 21st

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>we will never make contact with a friendly alien species
>i will never make friends with an alien bro
>we will never talk about the mysteries of the universe and question the meaning of existence

vote or face genocide

http://www.strawpoll.me/12603072
http://www.strawpoll.me/12603072
http://www.strawpoll.me/12603072

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Which part of England are you from lads?

>>72733551
ah so you're a child

>>72733677
you didn't have to do anything

>>72733649
No, you didn't put the landscape in games. Your landscape looks like it's from games. Stretched out and empty . look at yankland, literally just 2 coastlines

>>72733677
You didn't find a lovely bird? Bollocks mate

>>72733677
feel shit too

managed to have a great night on only €15 though haha

>>72733698
team

>>72733698
me riding the m

>>72733698
Liverpool desu

>>72733589
toronto is boring. Its a smaller version of NYC with pakistanis and chinese instead of black and puerto ricans. Montreal has more far more character and it has more stuff to do anyway. It also has a much more vibrant night life, and a better public transportation system. Lastly, everything here from the alcohol to food to rent is cheaper. The only downside is that a portion of the population is monolingual french

>>72733678
If aliens are discovered you'll be relegated to 4th place below alien chads, alien spergs and people chads

>>72733728
Everything French is better than everything Anglo

>>72733705
You're right

But he invited me out to celebrate his 21st and he's not got many mates here

>>72733714
Unfortunately not
Trimmed my pubes and all

>>72733718
I think I spent about £120

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ebbingflo

>>72733753
>spent about £120
fuck were you drinking lad?

>>72733752
come to montreal and have a coffee and croissant in the plateau looking at the cute hipster girls cycling by jean mance park

its basically paris in north america

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>>72733530
>>72733551
>>72733576
>>72733610
>>72733650
>>72733678

>>72733698
What's going on with all the fucked up county borders on this map?

>>72733732
ah yes and you'll be an alpha male

dance for me, puppets

why would you want to go to canada? literally became 1984 yesterday

>>72733787
4 of these were me

>>72733819
explain

>>72733819
1984 the year or 1984 the book?

>>72733784
It would be significantly easier and cheaper for e to go to Paris haha

>>72733753
Few cocktails then just beer and shots then a taxi home.

To be fair I could have spent a lot less. If I bought less drinks for other people and also just drank less. I get too generous when I'm drunk.

*dances for you*

consuming some boiled unfetilised chicken ovums on carbonised sliced bread smeared with vegetable oils

Really triggers me how yanks pronounce mirror as "meer"

>>72733843
the movie

>>72733859
>vegetable oils
lol loser

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>>72733698
>london
>white

>>72733852
Absolute mong

>>72733768

>>72733865
good movie

she was very hairy

>>72733819
>he says from the United Kingdom of CCTVs

>>72733859
lovely

having some stuffed capsicums for lunch myself

>>72733883
Australia is pretty much the only country that's just as nanny state as Britain

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1CB-D1TtXc

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>>72733883
at least im allowed to criticise particular ideologies that people willingly subscribe to. not any more in Canada.

>>72733892
not even going to debate this, i got fined for riding a bicycle with a helmet once. fucking bullshit.

>>72733515
Lol

>>72733792
NHS regions

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>>72733920
>fined for riding a bicycle with a helmet
wat

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>>72733846
the pearl of europe

>>72733953
me waving my hand

>>72733953
Ahh yes Canada is 99% white isn't it

>>72733944
i guess it's the price we pay for having a world class universal healthcare system

>>72733953
me on the left

>>72733898
just realised how terrible McGregor's line delivery is here

sounds like he's reading them off the page

>>72733944
He meant without. It's been a law for decades but he's a runt who couldn't be bothered wearing a helmet and is going to cry he got punished got breaking a law (sidenote: have done it myself, unless he was on a busy road or caught multiple times the cops will just give you a talk and send you off)

Shan't be having it, he needs to fuck off

>>72733975
montreal the city proper is 68% white and the greater region is around 85% white. its also highly segregated. downtown, the plateau, east end and west end are all white. there is an ethnic ghetto called montreal nord where most of them live, the south americans and haitians

Thought I had 150 ETH but I've only got 125

Few weeks ago my dad said he'd lend me some money but he's been dodging my calls since

Could have made a lot more money. Like enough to buy a house if the price goes up to what I think it will in a few years.

Now it will make enough for a deposit outside of London at most. Not much use to me really.

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>>72733994
>getting fined for something like that

only had 4 beers last night and I'm fucking hungover

must be getting old

Going to be hilarious in 20 years when /pol/ tards realise immigration is never stopping, and all western nations WILL be diverse.

>>72734026
>>72734026
>>72734026
Like I said I've never once been fined and I haven't heard of anyone else being fined, he would have had to have been a gigarunt to get slapped with it. NO sympathy for his sort

>>72734012
and arabs, mostly arabs.

>>72733994
it's a stupid law

who the fuck gets into a bicycle accident?

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>>72734032
ha ha, guess your Saturday is ruined

you're all a bunch of knobgobblin hobgoblins

>>72734044
reckon it'll be the opposite desu
/pol/tards are getting worked up over nothing

>>72734081
you too x

>>72733953
>United colors of Benetton
pottery

>>72734067
>hur its a stupid law so I should be allowed to break i-- w-what? you're enforcing it?? bullshit!!
Fuck off

>>72734083
>Africa's population is exploding
>Asia's is already far higher than Europe's
>Our own is dropping
You do the maths.

i didnt have my first wank until i was 17, not even religious either

might spend an hour in waterstones

>>72734130
get phimocure

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Why are Northerners so good at music?

>>72734044
>in 20 years when
We have realised already

>>72734067
I haven't crashed my bike in years but I still get scared I'm gonna crash when i ride fast down hills

>>72734048
>The Commonwealth of ausfineia

>>72734130
you're just one of those perpetually frightened drips that everyone bullied at school.

>>72734114
i'll show you!

*votes ldp*

>>72734148
they're black

>it is the year 2040
>Automation has taken over all manual labour jobs
>Oh dear why did we let in all these unskilled migrants
*Gets killed by a dissatisfied migrant*

>>72734114
you realise its just a money making law right? limiting people`s freedom to ride a bicycle without a helmet with a the threat of confiscating money

as taxpayers we pay for the roads and have the right to use them and there should be a referendum on whether or not they should be mandatory. for roads, cyclists and cagers get a vote and for cycling paths, only cyclists get to vote

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Rate the brekkie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0

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Oh deary me

>>72734218
>autists
bit offensive

>>72734218
her vernacular suggests she may post here

i'm better than everyone in this thread

>>72734254
What, even me?

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pay up piggies

>>72734194
I don't know how many times I have to say this but it is BARELY enforced because the fines are miniscule and cops are lazy pricks. He would have had to have done something seriously wrong to get one of them to take time out of their day to issue it

Thinking of creating a paypig account where I just try to waste their time desu
maybe i'll ask them for a fiver too

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>>72734264

there's a triangle shaped commuter village next to bristol called failand

Currently having a bitchin kiwi+watermellon juice while I wait for my steak to cook

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Anyone remember the cuckio gimmick

hey janny!!! you suck!!!

bristol is a lovely city

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>It will never be 2010 again

>>72734308
*Fines you for posting without a helmet*

>>72734300
fuck off murderer

>>72734308
Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.

>>72734317
ye i live there.

thousands of beautiful girls and not one of them wants anything to do with me haha. might jump into the river and joined those other blokes that died there recently.

https://www.fc-moto.de/epages/fcm.sf/en_AU/?ObjectPath=/Shops/10207048/Products/Revit-Royale-H2O-Boots/SubProducts/Revit-Royale-H2O-Boots-0018
cop?

>>72734323
yeh, a retard helmet

Morrisons self service machines never work properly but Tesco self service machines always do

>>72734330
hello janny

From Bradford and I legitimately look down on Liverpudlians.

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>>72734319
time is non-linear

it is always 2010 and it is not.

>>72734323
*begrudgingly pays the fine and doesn't do it again, but is not pleased about the situation, and gives the impression that he may engage in some kind of subversive behaviour in the future*

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>tfw Aisha, Sara, and Rosy are posting here right now

>>72734130
Low test

>>72734361
rasheed

>>72734194
I've said for years that most policy should be voted on by the public, but votes should be weighted based on each individual's qualifications.

For example, in a vote on whether to go to war, a soldier's vote should count for 500x that of a normal person's because they're the one who will have to fight. A general's vote, 5000x a normal vote because he's better informed about what it will entail. A soldier's direct family members get 50x the vote because they stand to lose a child/brother/father. People with qualifications in foreign affairs get bigger votes, and so on.

If you don't pay tax, you don't get a vote on anything that involves spending taxpayer's money.

On environmental issues, people who have peer reviewed papers on the subject, or are professors, get much higher vote power. You get the idea.

I think this is the best system to give power to the people without letting an ignorant mob run the place into the ground, voting for politicians who promise them whatever will move them to vote.

>fruit juice right before steak
some people have no respect
why not a nice pepsi to go with it?

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Conor mcgregor is looking lean lately

>>72734382
Shan't be reading one word

>>72734330
not complaining about 4chan, complaining about the janny

a right tit he is

ate a whole tin of kidney beans last night lads. guts are not happy with me today.

>>72734375
>gif
fuck off

>>72734389
thought the famine was over?

>>72734352
Morrisons is pretty behind the curve. Apparently they're making big losses year on year, slow to adopt technology (not just self-serve but also the move to online shopping).

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> Unexpected item in the bagging area

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>Be bong

bicycle helmet laws exist only to ease cager consciences

they do nothing for safety

>>72734402
The (You) is enough for me.

>>72734408
bet your kidneys are loving it though

>>72734382
If you don't personally earn over £35k a year you shouldn't get a vote on how to spend tax money because you're already a net drain on public finances

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today is my 20th birthday

>>72734408
kidney beans are highly toxic in large quantities

>>72734319
Glad it's not 2010 anymore tbqh. I was a skinny dumb poor fuck back then, constantly horny and getting rejected by women. My head full of testosterone and shit which was like being blinf compared to the clarity I have now. If you fear aging as a man, you're just a faggot who fell for femino-centric propaganda. Life gets so much better as we age.

baked beans are highly toxic in large quantities

>>72734446
no they arent

lads did you know that in sainsburys trying to buy an itunes gift card on the self service till breaks it? you scan it and it stops functioning. put 4 of them out of action before the trained monkey told me to stop and that i had to buy it from a human till.

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>>72734423
"err, sir, im sorry but Gift cards cannot be scanned at self check-out, you'll need to go to a till"

>>72734382
Christ, where did you copy this shite from?

>>72734446
yeah and almonds contain cyanide haha loooooooolll epiicc

>>72734442
hello reactionary

>>72734472
>>72734481
woah

I never use self service machines because i have no idea how to work them and don't want to look like an idiot

>>72734492
Hello leech

>>72734472
>>72734481
who the fuck buys gift cards lol

What sort of raging spastic buys gift cards?

>>72734454
How did un-skinny yourself?

t. skinny

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>>72733627
>south england: 0
must be time for morning prayers

>>72734443
happy bday anon :) x

>>72734500
same

>>72734514
you dont understand how the world works if you think dole bludgers are the leeches in our society

using a bluetooth keyboard while phoneposting

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Ginger girls are cute

CUTE

imagine being too stupid to use a self-service till

>>72734472
>>72734481
far out

>>72734486
Came up with it.

Debate me.

>Live in british isles
>Have a temperature somewhere between 10-20°C throughout the whole year
Is it comfy?

Having a smoke outside the restaurant. Looking dapper as fuck in my tiger themed shirt and pink shorts. Cutie. Walks past me. She decides to come eat inside the same restaurant although she apparently wasn't intending to do so. Halo effect is funny.

>>72734443
haha mate guess you're having a nigh on the town with the lads then? ofc you are loool why do I even ask
make sure to end the night in your birthday suit oi oi ;) ;)

>>72734554
she's not fucking ginger

>>72734547
hello nigger

>>72734514
Pretty sure it's the wealthy who are the leeches desu. Seeing as how they are non-essential to the running of the country, unlike the povvos.

>>72734517
some people do otherwise they wouldn't keep making them desu

>>72734580
smoking is haram

>>72734443
Rip

>>72734555
why do you always feel the need to reply with inane shite? youve never even used a morrisons self service till

>>72734517
mommys day tomorrow x

>>72734519
Lifting. No way around it lad.

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Does anyone here have the copypasta?

>>72734636
>mommys
fuck off YANK

@34580
couldnt imagine being this delusional

>>72734585
Yes she is

>>72734570
the temperature is ok but I'd like a bit more sun 2bh

>>72734443
fuck off granddad

@72734617
Do not respond to it. Ever.

>>72734591
povvos can be replaced with jimmy grants

>>72734570
British isles incorporates a lot of places lad, in Scotland it's cold as shit year round but the weather in Cornwall is more similar to France

>>72734617
Alri Rasheed Mc Gundogan

>>72734639
SS?

>>72734531
religious faith is a form of gambling
checkmate

>>72734656
put me on a stake lads, been fully yanked

>>72734636
what a shitty thoughtless gift.

>>72734519

roids and snatches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6YlVePMX3s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00SWOUnAgL0

>>72734612
maybe they accidentally made too many when they first invented them and they're still trying desperately to get rid of them

>>72734587
theyre an underclass sure but they are NOT the ones abusing the system unless you think living in shitty council flat with a babymomma and 2 kids, playing xbox and smoking weed all day is gaming the system

i dont use self-service checkouts because i know it'll do the "unexpected item in the bagging area" thing and then the qt will have to come over near me and fix it and possibly say something
prefer picking the old ugly runt at the checkout to do it for me

>>72734519
When you hit 30, your body starts holding onto weight. I used to eat whatever I wanted, any portion I liked. Stuffed myself like a pig, never got beyond auschwitz mode. Lifted a bit as well. Nothing, I was perpetually 9 stone (5'11") all through my 20s.

Somewhere in my early 30s I started putting on weight all of a sudden, and it was a while before I realised and changed my eating habits, but I got a gut, and a little flab on my limbs and face, and have never lost it.

I do live a sedentary lifestyle though, so that's a change I plan to make.

tl;dr: You put on weight when you hit 30.

>>72734687
seems like a very easy way to fuck up your spine.

>>72734667
>more similar to France
Which part of it?

Who else here /woulddefinitelytakeroids/ later in life? Don't fancy my test dropping when I'm an old man desu

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wales tbhlads

>>72734560
Oh is it supposed to be a coherent argument? Why is it so contradictory then?

Can't tell if you're a rorke or a commie.

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how can leftcucks even compete

>>72734693
kill all povvos

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>the weather in Cornwall is more similar to France

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>Lifted a bit as well.
>I was perpetually 9 stone (5'11")

Does anyone here want to hang out in Manchester city centre at some point?

I'm prepared to buy some even tickets (wrestling?) so we can make a day/night of it

>>72734633
Literally never been to Morrison's

Only ASDA

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>Fire at will
>Aim for their cannons
>Counter attack
>Thunder of guns
GOTT MIT UNS
AS WE ALL STAND UNITED
ALL TOGETHER GOTT MIT UNS

>>72734442
If you're busting your ass down a mine and happen to be underpaid, you should most definitely have a say.

>>72734699
Yes there's that too. Then it's all about what you do with that weight. Lift and you'll have as many options as a hot girl. Otherwise you'll look like a fat dad from a 90s sitcom.

>>72734560
Terrible idea. You don't give army morons more of a vote on whether the entire country goes to war just because they're involved. Whole theory is patronising to the voter and assumes people are only knowledgable about one area of life.

You follow this path and you just create a society where everyone is just looking out for themselves when it comes to policy and you end up with massive conflict when inevitably things crossover and there needs to be compromise.

>>72734748
>busting your ass
fuck off yank

who even talks like this? just fuck off

twat

how many people has poley actually met from /brit/
willing to put the number at zero

>>72734715
How is it contradictory? You're not exactly making a great argument yourself here.

Got accepted to master's programme starting september

think i'll take it

>>72734766
no one wants anything to do with him irl or otherwise

>>72734767
>If you don't pay tax, you don't get a vote on anything that involves spending taxpayer's money.


>in a vote on whether to go to war, a soldier's vote should count for 500x that of a normal person's

You don't see how that's contradictory?

>>72734763
not an argument

>>72734766
met my girlfriend through brit

>>72734719
third eye welded shut

you probably enjoy skiing in france or some shit you petty bourgeoisie wanker

kill all fractional reserve bankers

>>72734766
Yeah, despite this place being full of friendless losers, none of them take the opportunity to make a pal and hang out

im making the next thread and there is nowt you lot can do about it

>peer reviewed papers

cannot fathom being this bluepilled

>>72734800
No one wants to do anything with anyone

>Manchester New Years meetup
>Brecon Beacons meetup

>>72734851
been plenty of meets that you're not aware of (because no one wants you to turn up you freak)

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what are the biggest differences between scottish, english, irish and welsh people? culturally speaking

His face was sharp like a butchers cleaver though that did not seem to grieve her

>>72734382
>Gerrymandered voting should be the default

>>72734808
don't reply to me you fucking scrotum

>>72734760
I don't see how that system would make people more or less self-interested. I take your point about squaddies not necessarily being best informed, but at the end of the day it's their lives on the line and they should have a say. Obviously they'll probably end up voting how they're told to vote by their sergeant or CO, but I don't think it's right for politicians or the general public to have the power to send soldiers into harm's way for selfish reasons.

It's more about ethics than utilitarian concerns, but I find ethical positions are often the most beneficial as well.

>>72734878

everyone is english with a different accent

>>72734148
irish blood

>>72734878
accent. thats it.

>>72734766
Met thailad the other weekend. He is mich older than I thought haha. He was with one of his brit mates who kept crying about losing his home and two kids to a fat irish broad he showed pics off. He said he posts here sometimes. By the end of the night thailad tried to sell me some form of insurance for expats or someshit, claiming that it saved his life. Pretty grim night overall. I excused myself after two beers.

hit the 30kgs on dumbell incline today for 8 reps

it's not massive but happy to be making progress

>>72734874
probably southern based stuff

I know for a fact Northern /Brit/ posters generally lie me

got pissed last night and texted a girl telling her to send nudes

she hasn't replied

>>72734878
english people that sound different

dont believe youve ever met thailad and dont know why you would try to convince anyone otherwise

>>72734881
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Dixie Land

the united states

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRFckPyNHJs

>>72734878
English people think they're better than everyone else

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>>72734878
English are bit browner than everyone else but apart form that we are all the same bar accent :)

>>72734918
no one likes you. part of your personality disorder is that you distort reality to protect your feelings. you are an unlikeable person that no one wants to spend time with. go away.

don't volunteer to join the army if you don't want to risk going to war

fuck soldiers they're all scum anyway

>>72734950
Not a bad thing at all considering it's true

>>72734949
if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all

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>fuck soldiers they're all scum anyway

>>72734974
give this man solider's wages and see how fast things change

>>72734950

you would still be living in mudhuts and chucking spears if it wasn't for us dragging you into civilisation

malmö is quite underrated

>>72734803
Soldiers work, they earn money, they pay tax on those earnings, so they get a vote on war (which costs taxpayer money).

If there was an issue with what I said then there it is, resolved.

>>72734985
ok sorry

I'm going to go epilate my thighs and bum

>>72734950
We are

>>72734968
Then explain why my work colleagues are always nice to me?

The only reason you guys don't want to hang out is because you're too shy

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>you would still be living in mudhuts and chucking spears if it wasn't for us dragging you into civilisation

*slaps your morning tea out of your hands*
hahaha waheyyy

>>72734981
smdh its the Englishes fault for all the bloody nonwhite immigration into the UK

>>72735005
"no"

>>72734895
This is utterly retarded.

People sign up to the army in the full knowledge that the job involves dying in some pointless war.

In your plan though everyone can just join up and get paid to be part of a nice taxpayer funded club since they'll never have to go to war unless they really want to. What would be the point of even paying for such an army?

>>72735019
So are you going to let all workers vote on the direction of their workplace or just soldiers?

You should know what you're advocating is how Russia was run in the immediate aftermath of the revolution, before the Bolsheviks seized power.

>>72734895
I think you'd have a big ethical problem in that it delegitimises democracy.

For example, if one area of society fucked up big time (a financial vote backfired, for example), you'd have lots of people saying 'hold on, those guys outvoted us on this issue and made the wrong decision, why should we have to bail them out?'

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Really makes you think

>>72734974
>join army to defend your country (britain)
>RIGHT LADS PRESIDENT BUSH HAS A PERSONAL BEEF WITH SADDAM AND STANDS TO GAIN A LOAD OF OIL MONEY, SO BLAIR SAYS WE SHOULD GO SHOOT UP IRAQ FOR HIM, ANY QUESTIONS?

Doesn't seem right to me.

>>72735005
True

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Why would you do this to your kids?

I really don't think a child of that age would be able to understand the arguements for and against the uk leaving the eu

>>72734382
Every person who purchases an item with VAT applied pays tax

>>72735082
what did George say

>>72735060
*cries*

>>72735085
They don't let people as stupid as you in the army though.

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>>72735106

>>72735088
Yeah, be difficult to explain what cuck meant to a child that age.

might go sit in the park for a few hours and burn my pale skin lads

What's the famous quote about how the poor/uneducated often see the truth when the supposedly educated do not?

>>72735138
nice

>>72735138
based gallo

>>72735152
*covers you in sun cream*
*rubs your belly for longer than is necessary*

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>THUS speaks the foul mentality of the Euro-fanatic.

>>72735074
>People sign up to the army in the full knowledge that the job involves dying in some pointless war.
Maybe if people thought they wouldn't be taken for granted they'd be more willing to volunteer. I think there are plenty of soldiers who joined to defend their country and found themselves being treated like GW Bush's personal goons. Yes, if there is a war, soldiers have to be made to fight whether they want to or not. But the act of declaring war should not be solely down to self-interested people (politicians OR voters) who only stand to gain, at the expense of men who volunteered to defend them.

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>>72735167
*starts riffling through the filing cabinet of assorted runt sayings*
somewhere in here....

>>72735167
"the poor/uneducated often see the truth when the supposedly educated do not"

>>72735094
Pays tax on earnings then.

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>THUS speaks the foul mentality of the Euro-fanatic.

>>72735129
Wow nice argument, I really have to reconsider my position now.

>>72735214
- T. Rorke, University of Life

>>72735167
I think it goes something like

>FUKKEN "EXPERTS", WHAT DO THEY KNOW?! WENT TO THE SCHOOL OF LIFE, ME!

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>>72735205

>>72735187
i'm not even gonna wear sun cream hahaha

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why do brits like to fight so much

>>72735152
>he doesn't wear sun screen every time he leaves the house

Show some respect for your skin

hope leaving the EU leads to reconsideration of growing GM crops in the UK

I want high yield glyphosate resistant wheat straight up my shitpipe

>>72735129
Yes they do.

>>72735217
Why make a distinction between the two? You just don't like the idea of the unemployed having a say?

arrogant students should have no bloody say in anything in life, they have no real experience
*downs the rest of my pint*

>really sunny out
>check weather
>10 degrees

ah yes

>>72735205
i fucking hate Harry potter

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>>72735085
>oil money
Alri brainlet

>>72735269
suppose a paki cunt like you had enough melanin already

>>72735204
I'm starting to think that you've never even read Clausewitz.

And you've no comment to make on the Russian army in WWI after the revolution? Seems pretty relevant to your point.

>>72735309
this is the slytherian of posts

lot of posts being absorbed by my filters this morning

wonder what the runts are up to

.... actually no I don't hahaha

stupid runts

are we still eggposting or what?

>>72735088
i had conversations about 9/11 with my parents when i was 4

>>72735334
do you have yanks filtered

would hurt my feelings if you do

>I'm starting to think that you've never even read Clausewitz.

glad I'm not bent enough to ever be in a position where I say twatty bent things like this

have decided to have a wank

>>72735318
Yeah

Need to wear sunscreen because laser makes you more prone to hyperpigmentation

>>72735366
pics

>>72735081
Bad decisions are made all the time in the current system, and those responsible often avoid the consequences.

I'm proposing a system that looks for a compromise between democracy and expert leadership. I think people should vote on policy, but if someone can demonstrate that they're more qualified on a subject, or affected by the consequences more than others, that then why wouldn't their opinion hold more intellectual or moral weight?

want to lamp it into that dirty ginger one in got

EU more like PeePOO

about to pokemon go-to-bed

>>72735398
just woke up lol

The racism itt is pointless. The UK IS a multicultural country. The capital city is barely a majority white. Your descendants (if you have any) will probably be mixed race. Accept it.

>>72735292
The unemployed should have a say on lots of things. Maybe if they paid taxes for years but are now retired or temporarily out of work then fine, they have credit. But why should someone who has never paid into the pot get to decide how society distributes that money?

>people say the war in Iraq was bad because it cost so much money
>The same people say bush only went out war in Iraq to get oil money

Well which is it?