Name a more iconic duo

>>72733334
Ur mum and my dick

>>72733334
The only thing we have in common is that we both come up with ways to fail spectacularly

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>>72733334

>>72733348
this

>>72733348
RIP OP
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Switzerland and Liechtenstein desu

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We even form a trio with America.

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>>72733569
this tbqh

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>>72733334
mew and me ;______;

>>72733334
there is like a wall between us called the Alps that about 3000m tall.

I am like 50-100km away from Italy but still North Norwegians have more in common with us.

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>>72735159
psss nuthen personnel ked

>>72735326
Na, I am serious.
I often cross the Alps with my bike, when I arrive in Italy it feels like an totally alien country.

>>72733359
Fuck off

>>72735433
So you end up in südtirol and don't feel at home? You don't like the way they speak german?

>>72733569
>>72733600
Cringe

>>72735495
You have to go back, Roberto.

>>72735496
everyone hates sudtirolers tbqh

>>72735496
I dont count it as Italy.
They do speak quite differently, but it is recognisable as an Austro-Bavarian dialect

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>>72733334

>>72735495
>>72735516
Go back to Italy, Enzo.

>>72735640
everthing that stems from Piemonte to Normandy is our rightful clay Pierre, go back to your frozen swamp

>>72735737
>t.Vittorio Emanuele the second, rightful owner of Nice and all of Savoi

>>72733359
>anglo wikipedia
The numbers are exaggerated, also your pic forgot to specify how the italians were under heavy artillery fire for the whole duration of the battle

>>72735534
>everyone hates sudtirolers tbqh

because you forced them to be Italian.

They are not Italian and do not want to be

>>72736461
Independent Bavaria when?

>>72736461
huh, shouldn't have lost the war then

>>72736522
never, meme movement

Fat Man and Little Boy

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>>72733334

>>72736461
>They are not Italian and do not want to be

Then they never should have settled in Italy.

Austria-Hungary

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>>72736589
retarded?

>>72736589
Italy is not a country, more like an amalgamation of hostages kept united by a meme

>>72735534
nah, I like them. have been there several times, very nice people.

>>72736589
LEBENSRAUM

>>72733348

BFTO OP

>>72736646

Everything south of the Alps and west of the Carso is Italy.

>>72736757
>Carso

t. Giuseppe

or hardcore Italoboo

>>72736847
better than being a cuckish g*rmanboo

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>>72736757
>>72736890
Leave my Bavarian friend alone you noodle eating hair gelled fucks

>>72736589
now this is some seriously EXCELLENT post

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>>72736589
das rite

>>72735495
Go back to Sicilia, Antonio

>>72736655
That's a pretty good description

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>>72736589
daily reminder that it's italians settling in germany

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>>72737764
go back picking lemons

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>>72737983
>HRE

>>72737983

Tell me Hans, what's it like being so bad at war that you lost your empire to a bunch of French and Italians?

>>72738093
contrary to the popular belief the French have a formidable military history. The Italians on the other hand....

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>>72738227
...managed to keep their country together unlike germans

>>72738307
>implying Italy is a country
>implying Austria and Prussia have been a single country

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>>72738351
>dat damage control

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>>72737983
>>72738021
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>>72738408
>tfw too intelligent to lose the war

>>72738227
>The Italians on the other hand....

That doesn't change the fact that you still lost.

>>72737805
My family was from Parma.

>>72738562
well lose in a sense that the HRE was dissolved, yes

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>>72738558

>tfw to smart not to get firebombed

>>72738562
I wanted to express that northern italian territories were under german/ austrien control for centuries

>>72738718
*oppression

>>72738408

Italians lost more than a few towns, they lost their dignity

>>72738903
rich coming from you guys.
you both lost towns and dignity, and soon, your country.
arbeit arbeit, my fellow german, for the new germans!

>>72738903

And in 100 years, Italians will still exist as an ethnic group. Germans, on the other hand...

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>>72738903
>post-ww2 germany talking about dignity

fucking lmao

>>72738950
>>72738987
>>72739015
at least they have mosques

>>72738987
Italy has -2% less immigrants and a birth rate that is as low as ours. They are in the same boat

>>72739105

Italians aren't drowning in muslims, so as housing prices fall because of a lack of demand, they can have larger families. In the meantime, Germans will have less land to live on and their families will shrink.

>>72739167
>Italy has the lowest birth rate in the EU
>Why Italy's facing a birth rate apocalypse
>Report: Italian Birthrate Continues to Plummet

They don´t have more children.

At the moment we have the same numer of Muslims as France and around 2Mio more than Italy

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>>72733348
btfo

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>>72739278
>At the moment we have the same numer of Muslims as France and around 2Mio more than Italy

And 80Mio Germans, We have 2% more Muslims in Germany "drowning in Muslims"

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>>72739278
we might have lower birth rates, but at least we have millions of refugees less that live with honest taxpayers' money and spawn dozens of kids

>>72739426
Yes that´s a bit annoying.

Do you think BelloFiGo brings all his friends to Italy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ookGv44MMd4

>>72739401
>2010

cheeky kraut

>>72739401
>2013
Did you forget that Merkel has taken in enough muslims to make up 2% of your population?

>>72739401
>And 80Mio Germans
More like 62 million Germans

And you forgot the 3 million newly arrived rapefugees

>>72739167
>Germans will have less land to live on
They clearly need more lebensraum

>>72739480
Yes, he brings them here and then they ask for asylum in Germany.

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>>72739480
you wish you had immigrants as based as BelloFigo

you get all the shitty ones lel

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>>72739529
he seems to like Italy, always singing about fucking your women

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Next time without Germany.

>>72733348
OP blown the fuck out.

>>72739591
hopefully he fucks them with their consent. your immigrants, on the other hand...

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>>72739648

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>>72739713
>your immigrants, on the other hand..
What?

>>72739648

Not including the ultra qt Japan

>Italy Becomes A Leading Destination For Migrants, Matching Greece

Time will tell

>>72739792
let's just say that they forcefully have fun times with the native german women

>>72739648
next time you should side with us from the very beginning

do it again Italy, backstab the Germans and destroy the EU that is crushing you

>>72733348
fpbp

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>>72739902
>tfw your great-great grandparents killed Germans during the wars for independence
>tfw your great-grandfather killed Germans on the Piave
>tfw your great-uncles killed Germans during WWII
>tfw the inevitable destruction of the EU will allow you to continue the family tradition

>>72739713
cuck

>>72733348
BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAOOO xDDD