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Le Canada est un pays français. Une nation, une langue, un pays.

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>>72730502
quelle belle poste mon ami

>>72730502
Je ne parle pas French.

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emily

>>72731870
Canada is a french nation. One country, one language, one nation.

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Are the memri tv screencaps actually real?

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>someone replies to my post with "Underrated"
>it wasn't underrated
This is a new feel

breasts are basically the only thing I live for

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elliot rodger hasn't uploaded a video in over 2 years

>>72731894
i already told you memri tv is zionist propaganda

>>72731894
Yeah except the 4chan meme edits, Arabs are retarded.

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>>72731891
Thank you for translating.

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>>72731877
Ew

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>>72731915

They seem pretty redpilled to me

>>72731922
i would piss in his face if i was drunk

>>72731894
Arab TV is pretty fucked up. They don't really need to edit most of that stuff.

>>72731904
Hmm
Wonder what happened to him

>>72731942
this is why we can't have nice city art

>>72731953
maybe he got a gf and doesn't care about his channel anymore

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>>72731934

>>72731955
it would go down the sides into the water dude i didnt say i was gonna take a sledgehammer to it

>>72731904
who

>>72731934

Damn, Taylor Swift looks like *THAT*?

>>72731978
it would still smell bad

have you not dealt with areas drunk and homeless do stuff to?

>>72731941
I meant more like they can't act civil for two seconds without threatening casual genocide for sunnis or shias. There will never be peace in the Middle East.

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>ywn be a dwarf bullfighter

why live

>>72731979
he made some vlogs about his struggles fitting in

>>72731989
i live in a big city, and my school is surrounded by like 4 homeless shelters, im well aquainted with hobos and the stench of urine

>>72731971
:)
Good for him

>>72732002
>my school is surrounded by like 4 homeless shelters
i'm sorry

is it a college? I can't imagine them building it near anything with younger people.

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Affirmative action pays off

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>>72731984
Yee

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>>72732017
its a junior college, students are 17-19

its situated on the western edge of downtown just north of some traditional working class neighbourhoods so thats why the shelters are there

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wtf i hate nintendo now

>>72732043
did not mean to post that frog

>>72732043
I just mean usually people are pretty opposed to keeping troubled populations away from young people since they sell drugs and stuff.

in my city they ended up being a massive shelter next to an area that had some high end rich people condos go up. they were pretty pissed about it, was funny.

>>72732059
>2013

>>72732079
>I just mean usually people are pretty opposed to keeping troubled populations away from young people since they sell drugs and stuff.
the hobos dont even have drugs, they steal 40s from the corner stores

there are more than enough drugs to buy on campus

>>72732065
E M B A R R A S S I N G

>>72732029
>5 states

only someone as dumb as her would consider paying out of state tuition when her funds are clearly tight. Also
>filling out forms
>hard work
women were a mistake and will continue to be

>>72732100
fair enough

I just lived in an area that was between a few shelters and rehab places. The sidewalk had new vomit on it every morning, hobos would shit on the walls and no one had a bike because it would get stolen.

gonna take the ublock pill

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>gotta get up early tomorrow morning
>cant sleep
>cant drank myself into a coma like usual cause then i'd be hungover for important bidness

J U S T

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whats the appeal of trap porn

I can't see it as anything other than gay

Dead hours soon

Activity just stops cold in a matter of seconds, it will happen here very soon

>>72732125
Hmm bikes dont get stolen here, theyre not brazen enough to use bolt cutters unless its like a 3000 dollar road bike.

the hobos do all kinds of wild shit, i've seen them faceplanted on the sidewalk like stone in a river with pedestrians pretending they dont exist in 10C weather

post a pepe

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>>72732172
i'll be here

>>72732059
>by Jon Hochschartner
>Schartner

Nice

>>72732171
it's for gays that want to roleplay they aren't gay

>>72731934
BLACKED

>>72732172
>goes from 1-2 posts per minute to maybe one per 15 minutes
Always weird how fast it sets in

>>72732180
As will I but these normies aren't nocturnal masterrace

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>>72732180
>>72732204

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>>72732204
>normies

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>>72732176
hue?

>not using the sun rise as your natural bed time

green boys

>>72732175
do you have lots of native ones?

>get asked by native guy for "change for a coffee"
>say no and go back to my business
>he processes to spit, fart, and cough loudly after to try and bother me because I'm eating

>>72732226
that doesn't really work in Canada for half the year

>>72732228
Native homeless people are the best kind tbqh
>two native bums walking down the street
>girl passes by them closely
>one grabs her purse
>before he can run away the other native bum grabs him and give the purse back
>proceeds to hold his friend back while telling her to leave the area

>>72732228
theyre almost all native

>going up the escalator
>native 5 foot woman that always fights people spots me
>youre a handsome one
>reaches out to me
>tries to touch my hands
>walk away quickly

she was like a parka wearing piss smelling gypsy

>>72732261
>being scared of a 5' tall woman

are you skeletor King of Skelletons

>>72732260
the ones in my city are almost exclusively dicks. some are nice enough to mind their own business I guess.

or are just too drunk to be hostile. that must have been a weird experience for that lady.

>>72732261
i haven't heard of them trying to pickpocket people before but I generally keep my distance.

>>72732315
>scared
what you want me to stop and shake her hand and introduce myself?

Just had a weird dream before waking up where I was making out with a chick from my company in some sort of cinema while brofisting the guy behind me (I think it was an old friend from school I probably haven't seen or heard from in like 20 years)

Your mind makes up the strangest things

>>72732315
>I shake hands with sketchy strangers who smell like pee
you would be murdered if you walked into the wrong neighbourhood

>>72732328
>Your mind makes up the strangest things

yeah it's often not my fault what my mind comes up with

I posted this weird cringey war fanasy I had once out of the blue on /r9k/, they rightfully berated me but it's not my fault I came up with it, my brain just happened to think of it, there was no leadup, just suddenly I had this idea

>>72732342
No you're just not man enough

>>72732373
fuck off to the arab general mohammad

>>72732328
i wish my dreams told me what i wanted

ask her out on a date and reconnect with your old bro

>>72732323
>almost exclusively dicks
I know but they are the most amusing
>Native bum comes up to me and the people I am with
>looks at us all
>stops at the guy with his gf
>"haha how tall are you? I bet you are strong? Are you strong man?"
>"W-wha..."
>Native bum starts play-boxing with him
>You are strong man haha
>bum then staggers off into the night

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Russian qts buds

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>>72732408
And now i will sleep

>>72732383
>staggers off into the night
they seem to do something weird then wander off. homeless people with mental problems often do things similiar.

>on train home
>drug morbidly obese native couple get on the train
>the woman is so drunk she can't stand up
>slowly sinks to the ground near the door entrance
>her pants slide down
>she is mooning the entire train car and unconscious
>the guy kind of tries to pull her pants up but gives up
>no one really knows what to do
>drunk lady sleeps and the guy just keeps saying "hey wake up the train people can see your butt"
>someone tweets the transit authority who sends EMS to pick them up when we get to the last train station
>help direct the driver to the car they're in

>>72732468
lmao in america they would have called the cops and she would have been roused from her sleep by cries of "STOP RESISTING" and then should we hear a bang and be on the 6 o clock news

>>72732511
Would be funny if it weren't true

>>72732511
are you drunk?

>>72732474
>>72732468
>they seem to do something weird then wander off
wew
>be downtown with some people
>hobo looking Native guy walks by
>face all cut up bleeding quite a bit
>one guy in our group looks at him a little too long
>"WTF are you looking at!? YOU WANNA GO!?"
>he raises his equally bloody fists
>sees the look of panic in everyone's eyes
>staggers off into the night

>>72732532
xanax and weed desu

>>72732563
sounds like he got his ass kicked

an injured animal hissing type of response

Sit back getting my dick sucked by the neighborhood hoe

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>>72732619
how to get aids 101

>>72732618
Looked more like he fought a glass door and lost tbqh

>>72732629
>how to transmit aids

>>72732629
Three six will triple fix ya triple bitch

>>72732644
could be

>walking on a skywalk between buildings
>come across some stairs that go down to one of the streets
>there's an unconscious native couple with bottles of mouthwash and vodka everywhere
>they seem to have lost consciousness while walking down the stairs and are bloody
>EMS looking after them

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>>72732644
abos never cease to entertain

>>72732670
if she has a single cut in her mouth he'll get aids

>>72732681
>>72732691
Most of them haven't adapted to the civilized lifestyle.

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What u think

I just be pin-whistling

>>72732791
desu i'd be for giving them the entirety of the north as a native nation so they can live their traditional lifestyle. All the 3 territories that is, and reserve resource extraction rights for the canadian government

>>72732878
>so they can live their traditional lifestyle
They'd all die, that would be like asking cityfags to go back to farming like their (grand)parents did.

>>72732911
well not all of them have lost it, i know a guy that's an anthropologist and knows the cree in northern quebec intimately. they're master hunters and use modern technology like rifles and snowmobiles to their advantage. There is definitely a way to find a balance, but bad influence like liquor and colonial type governance has shattered their communities

>>72732844

They neglected to mention the natural melanin in their skin which is the most valuable material on Earth.

>>72732943
>well not all of them have lost it
nah man, they all pretty much have.

did you not grow up near a reserve? you'd get a rare muh heritage kid lite that used Canadian tax payer money to get educated and stopped living on the reserve but that's about it.

>>72732994
the southern reserves are fucked, some cree, inuu and inuit live traditional lifestyles

Why do you idolise a scavenger bird that steals from hard working predators and is cowardly?

>>72733154
what that fuck are you saying oilnigger

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>>72733154
>Norway's national bird

>>72733148
whenever I hear about them it's older people complaining that the youth have abandoned the language and traditional ways

>>72733220
i'd eat i t

>>72733227
i know a white guy that can skin a seal like the rest of them and he does it with teenage kids up there

>>72733268
that's pretty cool desu

If I were a cucumber I'd be a dill pickle

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Walking on walking on broken glass

>>72733554
word

So my dear Americans, how does it feel that your ISP can now (legally) sell all of your personal information, that includes all of your Hentai search histories, to money grubbind Jews?

>>72733888
Hopefully they use it for good and start pandering to my audience.

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>>72730393
>behind the wall

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>tfw it's almost 7 AM
Fuck me

Literally eating raw cookie dough now

Why is it so much better than cooked

>>72735802
memes

>french motherfucker buys my shit on ebay despite me not having listed france as a country i would ship to and no shipping costs listed on the auction
>send him a message on ebay saying that i'm wondering why he bought the article despite not even knowing the shipping costs but send him an updated invoice anyway
>two weeks pass and he still hasn't paid, sent him several messages over the course of those two weeks that he always ignored
>opened a dispute on ebay today and he magically reappears saying he doesn't need it anymore because he already bought the same thing from another guy and begs me to close the dispute

oh you fucking frog better think again, i'm not gonna pay 6€ in fees for your french ass and not get any money from you in the end


this was my little good morning story for my american friends, have a nice day and don't forget that a healthy breakfast is the most important meal of the day

>>72736019
Thanks for the breakfast reminder but as previously noted I'm eating cookie dough with an energy drink

Good story by the way I read it

Finally got the ac on this year. Feels good

>>72737079
It's still cold though

>its an alberta-kun doesn't know where he is episoode

>>72737349
Nigga it hit 70 yesterday

>>72736019
I had some stuff listed for 2+ years, haven't sold anything from this lot for around 15 months

Like a week after I got here something from that group of items sold. Guy already paid.

desu I just saw that then logged back out. Still haven't checked to see if he got a refund. Sometimes people who aren't frequent eBayers don't push the issue because they don't understand how eBay/ PayPal work.

I had a guy who I sold an item to threaten me a few months ago. Lost the receipt with the tracking number on it. Luckily he didn't open a case within the available window of time. Shit was worth $100 too so I'm pretty lucky that he never opened a case because I would have lost for sure.

I got drunk one night and outbid a friend of mine on an item he really wanted. Of course I forgot and never paid. Now I have a negative reputation on ebay.

https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Wheels-Acceleracers-Cartoon-Network/dp/B004MNXBXY

Ohhh man I used to have one of these when I was younger and I remember having more models from this series too

I bet it ended up for like a dollar in a yard sale when my family moved too.

>>72738071
This is related to this ebay talk by the way, because that's where my dad got it from for me when I was like 8 or 9. I remember him bidding on it and I was very surprised at how expensive it got quickly.

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It's still in the low single digits here during the night.
I turned off the heater long ago because I think heating from November on already raped my bill hard enough and March is no time to use the heater imo. Gonna have to wait for the deduction later this year to find out if I have to pay extra.

Don't know how I did it but I already had to pay an extra 50€ on my electricity bill when the deduction for 2016 came in the mail last month even though them motherfuckers already increased my monthly electricity bill to 29€ last year.
I mean it's just like an extra 4€ for each month of last year but still.

>>72737959
How can you list stuff for two years?
The max time here is like 10 days or something.
eBay already charges 10% so I never use PayPal on my auctions because they would again charge me. I only accept wiring to the bank account, the oldschool way.
Also harder for people to fuck you over because when I have the money, I will keep the money.
The Frog is a professional seller on eBay, pretty sure he just realized that 62€ for a fucking 15 year old video game is stupid and changed his mind.
Sent the guy who lost to him an email and asked if he wants to buy it.
Let's see what will come out of it.
If nothing happens I will just put it up again after I get home from the vacay. Still have loads of other shit to sell anyway.

>>72738105
Common sense just stops working on eBay.
People go insane in the last few seconds, it's hilarious to watch.

>>72738141
They are specialty items (stripped an old stove before the guys who installed the new appliance hauled the old one off) so I listed as buy it now. If it was an auction I'd be stuck renewing it every other week.

oh shit I just read that KFC will stop selling the double down on Monday and I haven't had one yet.
Would it be worth the price and effort to got to KFC and get one?

It's probably the most American item on their menu.

>>72738334
hell yes

>>72738334
never tried it cause it didn't look that good
Had McDonald's American BBQ burger the other day (new special menu item)
was pretty good, love that they always cycle through new items here pretty regularly. Miss the french mustard burger they had last year tho.

>>72738862
how is she 13

>>72738896
15

>>72738928
how is she 15

>>72738939
She was born and lived 15 consecutive years on this planet

I want a gf to fuck and punch

>>72738968
but every site says she was born in 2003

>>72739087
They are wrong

>>72739087
This isn't /cugm/ fool

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I'VE BEEN ON 3 /BRIT/ THREADS FOR THE PAST 2 DAYS AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT WASN'T /CUM/.

I'M PRETTY SURE IT WASN'T EVEN A /CUM/ THREAD THAT LINKED ME.

THE WORST PART IS THE POSTS WERE HARDLY BETTER.

>>72739120
nonsensical post

>>72739118
I see
But she should stop wearing those disgusting fake nails.

If I were a proud Aussie who moved to the US and was very proud of my adopted country and bought a nice, quaint, 50s style ranch house in Texas somewhere what would be the issues with wanting to display the Australian flag from the front of the house?

I know there are rules with not displaying other flags above the US flag but could I say have an Australian flag displayed from the left of the door and a US flag from the right of the door, both at equal height?

This is assuming they're both on short flagpoles at 45 degrees angles upwards from the front wall.

>>72739324
who is she anyway
is this the new claire abbot or what

>>72739409
She's the "cash me ousside" chick
supposedly making 100k a month now for being trash

>>72739409
Danielle bregoli

Would your balls be big enough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVEU6n2eKtg

>>72739394
>US flag from the right of the door, both at equal height?
Yeah that's fine.

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what's for breakfast?

>>72739597
I'm not watching all of that. Gimme a time

Big ol cocks, Merka got big ol cocks
That shit you wanna see, and then cums in a sock

>>72739394
Ironically you'd be technically more american than most other americans around there providing you're ethnically anglo or irish. Australia is an anglo settler culture which is theoretically what we are too, but we've become so abstracted from that because of mass european immigration through the years as well as more recent mass immigration

>>72739667
start at around 12 minutes or so, you can hear sounds there

>>72739755
technically you are a retard

>>72739832
technically who the fuck are you chink

Sometimes a man must fart,

But the gas comes from his heart

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can't remember if I made good or bad posts last night

>>72739867
He's an esl teacher from Ohio.white as a snowflake

>>72739867
>>72739906

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I suddenly kinda wanna watch degrassi desu
I watched the episode with the shooting in it and it got me kinda interested

>>72739759
That seems really fake. Did you see the other video from the abandoned mine in Nevada? It has "strange" sounds as well

>>72739597
I've been doing urban exploration lately it's been sort of scary I guess sometimes, but I'm a very skiddish person in general

>>72739975
>id you see the other video from the abandoned mine in Nevada
Horton mine

This place we're in is /cum/

And foreigners are dumb

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Good morning little /cum/lings

>>72740155
Hello my Hispanic friend

This is the beginning of the end

>>72740155
I've been up since you went to bed and was here the whole time you were posting earlier. after you leave this time I'll likely still be here.

>>72740212
I feel you from my feet

I haven't been to sleep

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>>72740212
>>72740186
ok

>>72739975
No I haven't.
Checking out some of the videos on his channel now and this shit freaks me out.
It's tight, cramped, no light.
Would give me a heart attack most likely.

>>72740063
Urbex can be pretty scary but at the same, what could possibly be there anyway? Hobo at most, but still walking through those places gives you the creeps.
Taiwan has loads of abandoned shit and it's usually in really good shape with little to no vandalism that fucked the places all up.
Here in Germany anything that's left will be plastered in graffiti after 2 months.
Japan also has some abandoned houses and schools that are in absolutely perfect condition, as if they've just left one day and not moved a thing. Always fascinating to look at those pictures.
Shame that it's hard to get hold of those locations but at the same time it's probably for the better.

This guy has fantastic Jap urbex shit

http://wordpress.tokyotimes.org/category/haikyo/

Here is one guy in Taiwan with really good reports about the places he explored

http://synapticism.com/meta/urbex/

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GOOD MORNING! WAKEY WAKEY! RISE AND SHINE!

>>72740304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCy8iWxf1Us
7:45

>>72740300
Akko is just as lewd

As Canadians are rude

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old sanitarium

>>72740437
C R E E P Y

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>>72740540
TB ward. I believe they tore it down

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>>72740587
decomposition stain from a patient who wandered into an abandoned wing of the hospital, couldn't get out, and died

>>72740304
actually a friend and I were caught walking through an abandoned ammunition plant and the guy said there were bobcats and shit around there and that was the biggest danger. I thought the biggest danger would be the horrible state of the buildings because I was walking on a roof and my foot broke through the wood, it was probably a 15 foot drop if I had fallen through completely.

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>>72740623

>>72740623
That's a sentient cummystain

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>>72740656

kyfs shitwits nitwits

>>72740694
the write up

http://pictorial.jezebel.com/the-mystery-of-the-ghostly-stain-in-the-attic-of-the-at-1762714504

>>72740846
>jezebel
shant be reading

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>>72740887
once again

>>72741005
I want to go exploring around my city enough that I find a cool place with a good view and lead a qt up there like in that disney aladdin movie and then we can fucc

>>72741113
had segs on the top of a memorial tower once it was pretty nice out in the sunshine desu
public is a top tier experience
follow your dreams my man

>>72741243
follow yer dreams

absolutely vile

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>huwite people

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Just do your schoolwork, write that book, design that videogame. The only thing you have to lose is your fear of never doing it.
I believe in you /cum/.

>>72741243
I demand you explain the toe succ meme. Brap is ironic shit posting but for some reason I see normies fetishizising toes a lot lately.

>>72741722
>normies
They're not normal

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>>72740522
>>72741200
>>72741600
>>72741722
>>72741788

>>72741928
jump off a tall building

>>72741767
Black people talk about toe sucking on twitter and fb and then I see their funny conversations on reddit and 4chan.
>>72741788
There is literally nothing sexual or feminine about toes. Feet are meant to be walked on.

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>>72741957

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Janny is out

>>72742081
How can you tell?

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>>72742081
doing God's work this morning
hope mummy rewards him well

lmao, googled caffeinated cheese and the third result was a thread on /ck/

>>72742104

>>72741788

>>72742107
>70 g sugar
>salty as heck
pleb tier meal

mornin' cumdumps

>>72742172
Bonjour

>>72742158
Why was this post removed????

>>72742172
>>72742195
>the american is talking to themself again

>>72742207
It violated several global rules and was generally distasteful

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>>72742242
shut your stupid fucking mouth leaf before I sock you

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>>72742242
Try again

Shoes were invented by the Jews to give us sissy feet

>>72742028

Despite the fact that foot fetishism is the most widely possessed paraphilia, there are a lot of people who like feet but not just feet. They are like quasi fetishists.

Think about JAV for a second. Every video has a foot scene. Why? Because it's not seen as weird or gross.

Western culture has just stopped persecuting alternative sexual escapades, so now every foot fetishist and every dude-who-is-sort-of-into-feet-but-avoided-it-because-society-thought-it-was-weird, is now free to succ all they want.

>>72731979
The supreme gentleman

>>72732171
It is gay

>>72742344
>Think about JAV for a second. Every video has a foot scene.
this isn't true

t. JAV pro

>>72742432
>>72742344
>>72742325
extremely bad posts here buds

>>72742344
Insightful.

>>72742300
>bullyposter
>>72742307
>phoneposter

Sad!

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Thinking about some 5 guys today

>>72742679
>lewdposting

>>72742531

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>>72742028
that's why u gay

>>72739394
Bring utes

>eating pussy
>getting bacteria, piss and sweat all over my tongue

>subtly ejaculates in your mouth

>>72743148
Gladly.

I like it when there's that bit of white pussy discharge that collects on your dick when fucking a chick. Hotttt

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Anybody else play diablo 3? I just started playing again after shortly throwing it away after release. It's way more comfy now I just got a hardcore barb to level 70

>>72743315
What a babe

>>72743164
Wew he definitely upped his prices
He ditched fiver?

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>tfw sitting poolside at the apartment complex across the street from my house waiting for my weed dealer to text me back and my dad pays for the weed and lets me take half

Alright see you all tomorrow, have fun talking about feet with this german cuck

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>wake up
>throw up
>take a shit
>shitpost on 4chan
>start drinking
>shitpost more
>heat up some food
>eat it
>pass out
>do it all again the next day

Who here enjoying the NEET life?

>>72743615
>wake up
>feed cats
>drink coffee
>watch a dota match
>shitpost on 4chan
>contemplate my schoolwork
>despair.jpg
>commit to failing my cs course
>cry
>play civ v
L-living the dream ;D

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>>72743626
The middle east seemed a lot nicer when it was secular and democratic

>>72743719
>schoolwork
>being a neet
Fuck off normie

>>72743719
is cs boring? seems boring

>>72743786
Never said I was a N.E.E.T.

>>72743797
It is really interesting but I don't have any friends to explain it to me so I have to figure it all out on my own and I'm stupid so it's tough.

>>72743780
Is this opinion racist? Should someone be offended?

Is Trump going to fuck shit up in North Korea or what

I'm waiting...

>>72743954
've coarse

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>>72743941
>people say blacks aren't hard working
They make up the majority of the American meme industry. Never say black people don't contribute enough to western civilization.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12604277
http://www.strawpoll.me/12604277
http://www.strawpoll.me/12604277

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>>72743719
>wake up
>drank
>wour up
>drank
>head shot
>drank
>sit down
>drank
>stand up
>drank
>pass out
>drank
>wake up
>drank
>faded
>drank
>faded
>drank

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crying_smile_emoji

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>wours up
>kills slef lol

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Where is everyone

>>72742028
feetfags BTFO

>>72744357
My arm and back hurt from shitposting so I am lying down.

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>>72744357
Right here famalam

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39388810
jokers like this can get political asylum
who knew it was so easy

>>72744545
"""She""" has big hands

>>72744672
>right click
>save as

Your welcome

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>>72744545
disgusting

>>72738862
How does one even allow their daughter to become such a thot

>>72744357
trying to find canadian province flags that aren't Quebec, Ontario, Newfoundland, Alberta, or British Columbia

>>72744599
Hmmm

>>72744599
>Amos Yee, jailed twice in his homeland for posting political and religious criticism online

Good enough reason to claim asylum.

Drumpf AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>72744801
Lolol ol olol ok kklollolol

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>>72744801
>>72744854
>>>/pol/

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>>72731992

>ywn be a dwarven miner digging deep into the earth

>>72744795
If you use him as a precedent then basically anyone living in any country with laws against offending religious people can get a little bit of jail time and then apply for asylum.

>its an alberta-kun suffers through withdrawals episode
shall be taking a bunch of sleeping pills later so i can hallucinate spiders

*searches for restaurants*
>they're all chains and/or """"""japanese"""""

>>72745068
>several god-tier sushi restaurants around me
>all expensive as fuck
>expect me to """tip"""

Better to just eat potatoes and bread desu

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*searches for restaurants*
>they're all taquerias or Mongolian

>>72745005
>tfw people unironically do fentanyl
why the fuck alberta-kun

>>72743148
Don't forget the poo from making the occasional venture down south.

>learns how to cook
>eats cheaply and well for life

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I am monitoring this thread to make sure no Canadians make any posts criticizing Islam. I will not stand for such unlawful actions.

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>>72745355
No problems here. All we need is islam, preferably on european soil.

I'm not afraid of muslims, I just don't like them

>>72744974
I'm ok with this

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Wew

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>>72745562
Hmmm, anon I hope you didnt mean for this post to be Islamophobic, right? It would be a shamed if it was construed that way...

>>72745308
well its either that or kill myself
also its not fentanyl

>be canadian
>criticize islam
>get kicked out of canada like you deserve
Have fun living in Quebec instead faggotte

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Reminder: he does it for free

You guys ever read the reply chain on any of Trump's tweets? Sad stuff
Bunch of failed journalism majors jerking eachother off trying to get followers for their "zingers"

>>72745638
>an alberta-kun who does not do fentanyl
Ok.

Really bad thread

>>72745685
Quebec has a political party that wants to join us instead of canada.
It's called "Parti51".

>>72745727
you seem like you don't belive me
sad

>>72745721
t. Ronald Drumpf supporter

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>inb4 weedman bans Canadian IPs from accessing /cum/ because of "islamophobia"

>>72745685
I really don't understand why criticism of islam is so taboo. Enormous social progress was made after people started to critisize christianity, catholocism and judaism. Islam is no different.

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>>72745711
He does it for free, he does it for you and me

doctor: you have homelessness
doctor: prescribe: housing
???

>>72745785
>weed is still illegal
IMPEACH TURDEAU

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>>72745861
>promises to legalize weed
>instead outlaws criticism of islam
hmmmm, that actually really made me think

I survived

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>muh w33d!!!!!!!!!!

>>72745855
You seem like you would make a good leader.

>>72745785
>tråd
>>>/scandistan/

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Girl from my local bar. She thicc mmmmm

>>72745820
#notmyjanny

>>72745945
Yay. I'm glad.

>>72745958
>people ironically unironically support the war on drugs

t.edgy 12 year old

I don't partake in marijuana

Where will it end?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/personalized-licence-plate-alberta-grabher-1.4040532

>>72746012
if you want the drug war to stop, then stop buying drugs you fucking moron

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>>72745900
saved this exchange because I think it will have historical value at some point

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>>72745900
I want to move man

>>72746059
>if you want me to stop putting you in jail then stop having fun
You are a very popular and interesting person irl I am sure.

>no weed
>pay out the ass for alcohol

wtf Canada

>>72744357
The internet is generally slow on weekends because people are out doing things they like to do like hanging with friends or things they need to do like run errands, it's only losers and the unemployed that post on weekends because they have nothing better to do

>>72745960
Maybe some day.
>>72745977
Some girls I went to high school with who went to work in the city bars after we graduated. That alone is not the point, but they ended up all getting pregnant at the same time with just complete losers/ whoever would get them pregnant. You wouldn't think 24/5 year old girls would do that, but I am pretty sure there was some kind of a pregnancy pact. They just felt like fucking losers so they brought children into the world to grant their lives purpose.

Moral of the story: don't fuck girl bartenders without 3 condoms and flush them all down the toilet after you finish

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forgot to save progress and lost an hour on an old game boy game.

sure glad everything autosaves now.