/brit/

Watching the F1 lads

>>72726973
that's a boy

I made this video lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDs1787Q6ds

what do poles have contributed to the world?

too early

>>72727021
the word kurwa
and cute women

>>72727021
they make me seem less pathetic

>>72727021
They served their purpose.

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In early times in Japan, bamboo-and-paper lanterns were used with candles inside. A blind man, visiting a friend one night, was offered a lantern to carry home with him.

“I do not need a lantern,” he said. “Darkness or light is all the same to me.”

“I know you do not need a lantern to find your way,” his friend replied, “but if you don’t have one, someone else may run into you. So you must take it.”

The blind man started off with the lantern and before he had walked very far someone ran squarely into him. “Look out where you are going!” he exclaimed to the stranger. “Can’t you see this lantern?”

“Your candle has burned out, brother,” replied the stranger.

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the gf

>>72726973
gf(male)

>>72727053
she looks older than she really is

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>>72727037
Either it's an early thread or once started by a yank or leaf SCUM

goodnight lads

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Enlightenment is like the moon reflected on the water.
The moon does not get wet, nor is the water broken.
Although its light is wide and great,
The moon is reflected even in a puddle an inch wide.
The whole moon and the entire sky
Are reflected in one dewdrop on the grass.

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The purpose of life is to get married and have children.

>>72727048
noble culture

i tried to find polish inventors, and i found only two who are relevant
-Nicolaus Copernicus(it was prussia when he was alive)
-Konstantin Tsiolkovsky(he lived in russia and was only half polish)

>>72726973
I want to gently suck on her nose

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>He isn't Anglo-Polish
>He isn't a son of the two greatest peoples to have ever existed

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>>72727083
The purpose of life IS TO END.

>>72727083
>biological determinism
wew

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Good and evil have no self nature;
Holy and unholy are empty names;
In front of the door is the land of stillness and quiet;
Spring comes, grass grows by itself.

Everyone ITT descends from this cuck: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisinus

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I SAID GOODNIGHT LADS

CAN'T SEEM TO FACE UP TO THE FACTS
I'M TENSE AND NERVOUS AND I CAN'T RELAX

CAN'T SLEEP CAUSE MY BEDS ON FIRE
DON'T TOUCH ME i'M A REAL LIVE WIRE


PSYCHO KILLER
q'est que c'est

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>>72727115
middle smith looks a bit like this guy

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Polish_Nobel_laureates

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mexican_Nobel_laureates

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>>72727140
oyasumi

all of this is in trumps plan to eradicate white people

>>72727140
hope you die in your sleep

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>>72727140
who is this cum drum

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>>72726958
right here pal

I genuinely expected this thread to have been authored by a Canadian or American >>72726795

and a real hero....
....REAL HUMAN BEAN

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Ikkyu, the Zen master, was very clever even as a boy. His teacher had a precious teacup, a rare antique. Ikkyu happened to break this cup and was greatly perplexed. Hearing the footsteps of his teacher, he held the pieces of the cup behind him. When the master appeared, Ikkyu asked: “Why do people have to die?”

“This is natural,” explained the older man. “Everything has to die and has just so long to live.”

Ikkyu, producing the shattered cup, added: “It was time for your cup to die.”

>>72727140
People could tell you're a weaboo, now looking for other weaboos to mollycoddle you

>finding yourself sexually attracted to a drawing

does it get any sadder?

>>72727187
there's something inside you

>>72727188
he should have asked his teacher why is eastern philosophy absolute garbage

fetish idea:

1) Buy three things from Amazon, (i) a dildo with nice packaging, (ii) a clone-your-own-willy kit, (iii) a raunchy birthday card
2) Make the clone-your-own-willy kit, ending up with a replica silicon dildo of my own willy
3) Replace the dildo in the regular box with my own clone dildo
4) Wait until the girl who I like (hereafter "my unrequited") has her birthday
5) Make out the birthday card to my unrequited, and write a note in feminine handwriting, not specifying who the sendor is, but implying its one of her close female friends
6) Carefully wrap up the dildo box and the card
7) Send the package to my unrequited
8) ???
9) Hope that my unrequited starts masturbating with a copy of my own dick

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>ASMR

finally getting revenge upon those who crossed me

>>72727203
I've spent years posting in the same thread

can't stop

help

Does anyone else print out /brit/ threads to read on the way to work in the morning? Sometimes I bring a green pen so I can write witty responses

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>>72727203
3D women are disgusting. They vomit, they shit, they piss, they menstruate, they're made of meat, fat, blood and intestines. You're just sheeple. You join the work force, marry, reproduce. It is at the expense of dumb people like you that the affluent intellectuals enjoy a life of luxuries, such as VR.

>>72727246
what anime is this

>>72727258
I haven't posted here in a few days since I've been busy. /brit/ is usually interesting and it's normally the only thread I post in. But when it turns into an anime thread, I usually leave

leaving the household to belittle the runts upstairs

Guys halp im english, scottish, irish and french what do i do?

>>72727281
Pics

wow i searched russian inventors, and i found based things about them WOWOWOW
for example they invented the radio and the ""heavier-than-air craft."

>>72727282
no you're an american

>>72727282
be proud of your german heritage

>>72727273
I'm playing medieval 2

basically milan are the only superpower besides myself and have been giving me shit for like 100 turns

now i've finally flipped the tables after withstanding a huge onslaught and have captures corsica and sardinia where they have castles for troop production. Makes the perfect staging point for my annihilation of Milan and the papal states

>>72727292
didn't an italian invent the radio? Marconi?

>>72727281
Strike those milksops for me ogre

>>72727282
get shot

>>72727292
You are talking about Brazil.

72727305
i don't know haha

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>>72727218
When Thomas Aquinas was a younger monk he took it upon himself to summarize all of the Christian doctrine and compose a true masterwork of both faith and philosophy

he spend years upon years writing his "summa theologica" his magnum opus, it was full of wisdom and ideas which would influence all western philosophy from then on.
the book grew to such a point that it was nearly a library unto itself.

but then one day he stopped, his book unfinished, because he realized by putting these ideas into words he had lost the true meaning of the idea.
he could write for a thousand lifetimes and never grasp what he felt in his soul.

thus he relinquished himself to meditation, content with himself.

why is /brit/ popular with jf

>>72727268
>They vomit, they shit, they piss,
That's sexy though

>>72727340
I like to talk about the footy

>>72727338
friggin nerd

>>72727344
Speaking of shit, I believe it is regretable that humans have evolved to find shit disgusting. I personally find shit disgusting, but from a logical point of view, shit is highly nutritious. As a matter of fact, there are countless species of animals, from insects to mammals, that eat their own shit regularly.

>>72727351
d u c dt dspl ls nt

una e-vela

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Nothing in the cry
of cicadas suggests they
are about to die

>>72727364
It could be further said tha some problems like world hunger and malnutrition could be at least partially solved if we evolved the "right" way.

a russian invented a cool candle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yablochkov_candle

>>72727364
>I personally find shit disgusting,
>German flag

Don't need to lie buddy

>>72727338
its another 'western philosophy absolutely btfos chink philosophy' episode

>>72727351
it's a proles game

business idea: cheap indian food made by white british chefs

>>72727351
football is shit

>>72727364
very uneducated post

try eating your own shit and maybe you'll find out why

another polish mathematican who never lived in poland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Lobachevsky

>>72727364
>hans
>talking about poo nutrition
you understand shit is a waste product right?

>>72727384
I used that story to show the value in Eastern ideas
much of Western philosophy is merely an attempt to translate these same concepts for our own context.
the issue however is the same as which faced St Aquinas, it this intense effort, in translation, in putting these ideas into words, the meaning is lost.

I can't believe someone here just tried to argue that shit is good for you to eat

I'm closing this tab

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My legacy -
What will it be?
Flowers in spring,
The cuckoo in summer,
And the crimson maples
Of autumn ...

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>>72727369
>>72727390
>>72727398
Ah yes, real nigga hours is real nerd hours

>>72727423
you are what you eat

>>72727422
>value in Eastern ideas
ah yes
meaningless analogies without ever answering the actual question

cucks

>>72727443
Really though only deanos like football

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To what shall I compare this life of ours?
Even before I can say
it is like a lightning flash or a dewdrop
it is no more.

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>>72727453
Tell me about Croatian beaches

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mentioned

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me in the middle

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>Really though only deanos like football

>>72727405
Factually incorrect.
http://au.askmen.com/sports/news/the-health-benefits-of-eating-poo.html
http://www.dailycal.org/2013/03/04/eat-your-own-poop/
Poop only tastes bad because we evolved to dislike the taste. It's the same reason why humans like music. We could have evolved to like the sound of barking dogs. But we evolved to like the sound of strings instead (that's how humans eventually invented the violin, the piano and other stringed instruments).
>>72727417
It is only poisonous if you have an extrinsic entity in your digestive system, like an infection. So in many cases it's at least edible.
I won't argue this matter anymore. Not because I think I won, I enjoy logical debate, but because this is kind of off-topic.

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Why is Realism only a part of European culture and art?

>send some girl a message Wednesday afternoon
>she responds within 20m
>eventually suggest to her we go out Saturday
>wait Wednesday evening, Thursday, Friday, Saturday morning
>see she's been online often since then
>Saturday afternoon
>send her a message asking why she didn't respond
>sends an angry response within 10 minutes saying I should've been more patient and not demanded a response right away

Ah yes

>>72727452
its sad that you think this
have you never read the Bible?

>hey hans what did you do friday night
>well...

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>>72727474

>>72727490
le canacuck with a minor in history here

>>72727494
I don't care

ahh no he is using the little green letters

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A university student while visiting Gasan asked him: “Have you ever read the Christian Bible?”
“No, read it to me,” said Gasan.

The student opened the Bible and read from St. Matthew: “And why take ye thought for rainment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow. They toil not, neither do they spin, and yet I say unto you that even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these… Take therefore no thought for the morrow, for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself.”
Gasan said: “Whoever uttered those words I consider an enlightened man.”

The student continued reading: “Ask and it shall be given you, seek and ye shall find, knock and it shall be opened unto you. For everyone that asketh receiveth, and he that seeketh findeth, and to him that knocketh, it shall be opened.”
Gasan remarked: “That is excellent. Whoever said that is not far from Buddhahood.”

>>72727506
I studied useful subjects (engineering and then law) but I have many interests, and art to me is more than just colour contrast in cuck porn, anti-Canadian yankposter.

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gf posing with weed pic

(my weed)

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>tell myself i have to do something
>get off the computer
>just sit on my bed staring at the wall in anticipation of me leaving my house to go do said thing
why can't i do it?
why can't i leave?

>>72727530
*slap bass riff starts playing*

>>72727489
its unhealthy because anaerobic bacteria can proliferate in your gut

you are really dumb
do you think our digestive system is the same as rabbits and ruminents?

>askmen.com
>dailycal

moron

>>72727528
nary a pixel

I'm gonna drag you behind the woodshed cuck poster

>>72727547
Where ya gonna go?

>>72727558
bit gay

72727530
now her twitter and instagram are private, good job you fucking idiots

>>72727561
to get a haircut

>>72727530
i've noticed that leftists tend to turn against their friends and family a lot

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>no hippy gf

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>>72727575

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>i've noticed that leftists tend to turn against their friends and family a lot

*plays wonderwall on the guitar*

>>72727589
That's also true in my experience. From my snooping her dad is absent from her family and absolutely everywhere and in her music one of the lines is something like "the biggest myth of all time... masculinity." Girls like this have father issues and have had several bad break ups.

what does it mean when i have a small posse of girls that will like every single thing i post on the 'gram

>>72727605
>reddit.com
>my dad voted trump and now he is NEVER seeing his grandchildren again!
>40,000 upvotes

https://youtu.be/DeO_pEP-cm0?t=2m7s

fucking splendid nige

>>72727645
if you're the same canacuck who said he studied law and engineering then it's time to leave normalspawn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4xiYESWvo

r8 my shaving skills

>>72727645
FONT

>>72727659
i study maths and computer science

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>>72727490
its not the only part of European art, in many ways it served as a show of skill
Artists like Durer even going to the point of portraying themselves like Christ.

Europeans however have always been obsessed with truth, objectivity, and clarity of purpose/actions.
Easterners are very unconcerned with the world of men and what goes on here, men are just in the background of the wider scene.
in he West, Man is central, he is the scale by which all things are measured, thus the perfection and ultimate realization of Man and his truth is the highest ideal in Western art.

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>>72727647
link?

>>72727667
get out

>>72727558
Never posted a cuck post in my life.

I'm the OTHER autistic (I prefer "cerebrotonic") canadian

>>72727647
unironically my oldest sister refuses to let my mum meet her daughter because my mum has expressed dislike towards muslims

>>72727589
signs of a cult

>>72727690
prossiesisterlad?

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>i study maths and computer science

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>tfw fat friend

>>72727704
no

>>72727711
brainlet

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>>i study maths and computer science
... hat picture ... swipe down missy ...

>>72727734
stretch out your hands so I can cut them off brainchad

>>72727675
the reason Durer's painting is so important is because prior to this only Jesus would ever be portrayed as "facing" the 4th wall and thus the viewer, a statement that "Christ is Truth"

Durer, being an arrogant German, painted himself like this, thus proclaiming "I am Truth"

a powerful symbol of what was to come in the German Renaissance

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>dysplasia, arrhythmogenic right ventricular
>odds of showing a symptom: likely higher
o-oh...

>>72727766
>that filename
>those dubs
>this entire post
i like you

>>72727734
comp sci is brainlet tier and objectively inferior to engineering

have an above average iq and have a legitimate disability when it comes to maths

>be me
>talking to girl
>she asks "So what did you study?"
>I respond "oh well I started with engineering"
>>she starts walking away
>"but then I went to law school afterwords"
*sploosh*

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>>72727717
>ywn never be her pusy slave

>>72727806
maths is just a skill
it doesn't take intelligence just practice

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

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>>72727821
glad I'm at least in her friend's league

>>72727822
this

chinks might be good at maths, but that's only because they've had it beaten into them

they cannot think for themselves when it comes to anything remotely out of the box

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>>72727675

>>72727785
th-thanks anon

>>72727835
Would turn them right wing after a good dicking
by me

>>72727822
nah nah i'm borderline fucking innumerate sometimes

meanwhile when i was in school i was better at reading than everyone else to the point that the teacher would just get me to read books to the class when she couldn't be fucked to do it herself

>>72727832
Exquisite post

ahh no

>>72727835
really want to do a salty and bitter spunk all over the right one's face.....can't really explain why

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*enters online massage booking service*
*looks through list with pictures of masseurs*
*selects the hottest guy available*
swanky

>person i know is socially successful, far more than me
>find out they study engineering/math

ah yes.... splendid

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>tfw unironically failed my maths test today

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>>72727835

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mathS

>>72727259
ancient gimmick

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>>72727887
don't understand the purpose of this post

moonface? not really

There is literally no reason that anyone except the busiest people can't reply to all emails and messages within a day or two.

>>72727896
oh no mexico what happened to your bird

hi haitiANO

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I was born in Belfast in the late '80s. My da got out of jail, married my mom, made babies. We were grinnin' eatin' Ulster fries and baked tatties, steak and kidney pies, and glazed gravy. I was a praised baby, but say I'm not—I haven't been praised lately; you know why? Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN-SHELL BLAST.
AND YOUR SOUL'S GOIN' TO HELL FAST.
YOU TRIED TO JUMP BUT YOU FELL FAST

Fuck surveillance—to hell with the mask!
Fuck commercial I don't sell to the mass.
The alpha - the omega - and the first - and the last.

Hide the verse in the past, but now I've got flows.
I used to curse in the tracks but I forgot those.
And that's my version of events that is told
and so it begins I commence with the golden flows.
Late nights I'm up rollin' cones,
Tryin' to create the classics like The Rolling Stones.

I'm gettin' tapped like stolen phones,
Feelin' brittle though my bones 've grown,
Feelin' little like I'm home alone.
[unintelligible]
And blaze spliff after spliff and reminisce of when I ripped up the shows.
I'm the best, I'm like Robin Hood from cluckin' his bow.
And if I meet a wee sexy bitch then I'll be suckin' her toes,
And quite rightly! N-night-nighty.
Are ya ready for the b-bops [unintelligible rolled-D]?
You're not ready for the lyrical flows that I hold.
I'm a giant of old—trapped! within a modern mould!
I go deeper than a Leprechaun's pot of gold.

>>72727902
social anxiety

>>72727053
Jewess?

>>72727902
never answer my phone or texts
check my email like once every two days

>please PLEASE be available at all times and respond RIGHT AWAY!
these people are fucking pests

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No one stops flows, only stops shows.
I shot fools with lyrics bullets, I got loads.
I've got a big King Billy when my cock grows.
Even when I was a just a wee kid with a snot nose,
totally pubeless, I felt like I had something to prove cause no one knew us.
But now I've got [unintelligible] in the beats,
So no one sues us. I'm ready for my conquest.

I could write a metaphorical trilogy like George Lucas,
But if you wanted me to sign it over I would cover your face with mucus!
p-patui!
Chewin' up the open mic nights like a John Hewitt,
I've got strong music, and all you have to do is replay the song and I'll prove that I've got a bomb in my tunic!
SO NOBODY MOVE OR EVERYBODY'S GETTIN' BLOWN TO FUCK!

Cause you know for a snitch you're like bitches are known to suck.
And if I've got a bone to pick, you can trust me the bone's gettin' clucked.
Phones gettin' chucked against walls.
Gettin' beat to death like pussy gettin' beat against balls.
I cause division like [unintelligible]
And I don't really give a flyin' fuck who wants to get involved!
I'M A PROBLEM YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SOLVE!

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As flowing waters disappear into the mist
We lose all track of their passage.
Every heart is its own Buddha.
Ease off ... become immortal.

Wake up! The world's a mote of dust.
Behold heaven's round mirror.
Turn loose! Slip past shape and shadow,
Sit side by side with nothing, save Tao.

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You're never gonna SOLVE!
I'll eat your liver with sauce, and your fingers with vinegar and salts.
Maybe I was different and born upon lightnin' bolts.
Strike chords with a frightenin' force.
And every time a performance from [unintelligible] I endorse.
I feel like fightin' with no remorse,
Like I'm gettin' attacked under siege while I'm holdin' the fort.
Deadly cold like tags on toes in the morgue.
I live beyond my means, because I'm worth more than I can afford.
And it's funny how the facts of historical battles breed new wars.
You're politically deceived, bent over backwards.
Gettin' it in all fours. You're like a bunch of wee dirty whores
Puttin' on nine years, like you look 43 when you're 34s.
I'll be up the crack 'f dawn, up at early doors.
So night-nighty.
Are you ready for the b-bops [unintelligible]? You're not ready!
I speak the truth like my late Granny Barry,
I'm a manny, are ye ready for the smelly chicken tendies deep in my belly? You're not ready! You know why?
Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN SHELL BLAST.

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>>72727766
>an herb

>>72727850
dyscalculia

>>72727933
why u gotta interrupt the good shit

>>72727912
>>72727929
>>72727936
you guys can't even imagine how long it took me to transcribe his accent, and even after all that time I still have no idea what he said at a few points.

>ALL non-physical contact with me must be delayed by two days minimum
these people are fucking pests

>>72727902
Whenever someone phones me I don't pick up and then I gather the courage to call them back a few hours later

>>72727951
only control freak pests throw tantrums over this

>>72727902
don't want to

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>>72727918
nah

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>well are you a good guy or a fascist anon?

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doing a think

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Those who see worldly life as an obstacle to Dharma
see no Dharma in everyday actions.
They have not yet discovered that
there are no everyday actions outside of Dharma.

>>72727979
shes ugly breh

>>72727937
>triggered
Good

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>>72726222
>>72726267

>>72727972
>hey man you wanna go out tonight
>sorry you should have told me minimum two days in advance, this is in violation of my communication protocol

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>>72728012
I'm talking about a few hours at most if it's by phone.

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>(((hitler)))

*virgin walks*

why are you posting that slut?

>d-don't reply to the swede
>haitiANO XD
>so randum!!!! :-)
literally out

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>>72728035

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Few people believe their
Inherent mind is Buddha.
Most will not take this seriously,
And therefore are cramped.
They are wrapped up in illusions, cravings,
Resentments, and other afflictions,
All because they love the cave of ignorance.

>>72727259
>write witty responses
What is Microsoft Word (?)

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>>72728042

>>72727995
I have the same nose shape as her

xxx yyy xxx yyy...you'll be sucked

>>72728024
Oh so NOW it's a few hours if it's a text or a phonecall

>never answer my phone or texts
>w-w-well actually I make sure to check every few hours

In fact, not answering a phonecall unless you're in the middle of something is just obtuse

haitiANO XD
so fucking random!!! :-)

what is the most indecipherable accent in the isles?

who /marchmadness/ here?

wisconsin florida has been amazing
in ot now

>>72728078
london

sounds like fucking arabic

*virgin sprints towards you and does a virgin spinning high kick right to your head*

>>72728059
HA
gets funnier every time I see it XD

>>72728074
Twink

>>72728078
someone will probably say scouse or geordie or some scottish type ting, but really its probably just some small scale accent that no one here has ever even heard of, brits included

EQS DI
hahahahha

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hehe

>>72728078
gypsy

>>72728078
Kerry

>>72728078
foreign

he's in fucking Spain now, a, how many times must I inform thee that he's dominican republican.
thick cunt

>>72728101
why

>>72728107
I wonder if this man realises he's being treated as their dancing monkey

the spaniard is jorge

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>>72728107
why do they love to dance so much?

Does the postmodern/criticalist "artist", creating their works with the intention of highlighting social maladies or remedying social plights and oppression, ever produce "art" at all? How do they reconcile having that higher purpose in their art with the fundamental essence of art being that it exists for its own sake?

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wheres digimon??

mexico has a sexy first lady

almost as sexy as melania

>>72728152
fuck off reddit

>>72728147
djin

>>72728059
>not >keeps at least one hand in his pocket
ONE job

>>72728147
if it was socially acceptable for a white guy to dance all the time then i would do it too

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>>72728147
>>72728141

>>72728152
this picture is making my willy stiff and i'm doing nofap

haitiANO !!!

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Taiko, a warrior who lived in Japan before the Tokugawa era, studied Cha-no-yu, tea etiquette, with Sen no Rikyu, a teacher of that aesthetical expression of calmness and contentment.

Taiko's attendant warrior Kato interpreted his superior's enthusiasm for tea etiquette as negligence of state affairs, so he decided to kill Sen no Rikyu. He pretended to make a social call upon the tea-master and was invited to drink tea.

The master, who was well skilled in his art, saw at a glance the warrior's intention, so he invited Kato to leave his sword outside before entering the room for the ceremony, explaining the Cha-no-yu represents peacefulness itself.

You wouldn't expect a tea-master to offer to clean a sword, since that sounds more like a job for a NYC cleaning service or professional cleaning staff . Such an offer from a teacher to a student should always be accepted graciously.

Kato would not listen to this. "I am a warrior," he said. "I always have my sword with me. Cha-no-yu or no Cha-no-yu, I have my sword."

"Very well. Bring your sword in and have some tea," consented Sen no Rikyu.

The kettle was boiling on the charcoal fire. Suddenly Sen no Rikyu tipped it over. Hissing steam arose, filling the room with smoke and ashes. The startled warrior ran outside.

The tea-master apologized. "It was my mistake. Come back in and have some tea. I have your sword here covered with ashes and will clean it and give it to you."

In this predicament the warrior realized he could not very well kill the tea-master, so he gave up the idea.

why are all irish people named patrick or seamus?

>>72728103
>>72728117
>>72728118
what does this sound like to you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E

with my very limited knowledge of UK accents, I'd say it most reminds me of the Devon accent

>>72728035
commies are the ultimate moralfags

why are all australians named dave or bruce?

>cheque STILL hasn't cleared
c'moooon, gotta invest in bitcoins before it's too late

>>72728202
they're all named michael

>>72728088
because it is, mate

>>72728206
Sounds like normal american

Sending this kareoke to tim. Would appreciate any other vocaroos

C: I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD A PATHETIC SIGHT
A VIRGIN WITH AN AVERTED GLANCE
AND SPAGHETTI SPILLING FROM HIS UNDERPANTS

R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
R: THE VIRGIN WALK
C: IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK

FROM MY DORM IN COLLEGE IN THE CITY EAST
TO THE LIBRARY BASEMENT WHERE THE NECKBEARDS FEAST
THE SPERGLORDS CAME FROM THEIR PUTRID NESTS
TO SNEAK A PEAK AT MY MASTER STEPS

R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
R: THE VIRGIN WALK
C: IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK

THE AUTIST AVOIDED THE SUN
WITH SOMETHING BETWEEN A WALK AND A RUN
HIS DAD LOOKED ON IN SHAME
AND SAID "I HAVE NO SON"

THE CHADS WERE LAUGHING BEHIND HIS BACK
THE GIRL HE LIKED WAS GETTING BLACKED
HIS VIRGIN FRIENDS WERE ABOUT TO ARRIVE
WITH THEIR DANCE TROUPE "THE AUTIST FIVE"

R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
R: THE VIRGIN WALK
C: IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK

>>72728235
not the narrator, the accent starts @ 0:37

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Once a division of the Japanese army was engaged in a sham battle, and some of the officers found it necessary to make their headquarters in Gasan's temple.
Gasan told his cook: "Let the officers have only the same simple fare we eat."

This made the army men angry, as they were used to very deferential treatment. One came to Gasan and said: "Who do you think we are? We are soldiers, sacrificing our lives for our country. Why don't you treat us accordingly?"
Gasan answered sternly: "Who do you think we are? We are soldiers of humanity, aiming to save all sentient beings."

>>72728206
they sound like yanks with a slight bit of inbred somerset mixed in


in the olden days 16,1700s british accents were more akin to southern US accents than modern brit accents in lots of places

>>72728118
was gonna say this

>>72728261
false

people always pronounce my last name wrong

reckon i'm just going to give up correcting them

>>72728251
Fucking monks are exactly like the smug NEETs of today

>>72728282
chinese surnames are usually monosyllabic so the anglo australians must be retarded

>>72728282
my last name is incredibly Anglo and easy to pronounce

name a more comprehensive destruction than mayweather/gatti

>>72728295
>>72728296
mine is an irish variant of a common anglo surname

Jorge? then explain these:
>>72721234
>>72646463
>>72646481

>>72728251
what a retard
the officers should have explained that they are doing something physically and mentally exhausting and thus need more food than some faggots who sit around all day

>>72728221
bean?
it takes about 3 working days to clear

>>72728285
the NEET who can relinquish desire is far closer to enlightenment than any of the kings and earthly Gods of our time

I find it sad that the west no longer has a true monastic tradition to truly let these sorts of people spend their lives in contemplation

it's jorge

>>72728321
the Officers? I doubt it

>>72728282
mines scottish and irish

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bunda

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>ethanol response
>less alchohol dependance
Thanks scotland

>>72728327
those types of people are the lowest in the western world

its hard to go against the grain when constantly being told in all things that you are worthless scum

>>72728345
mong. you don't know what an officer in the army is then

eat rave repeat

>>72728381
He's going to respond with something like the monks exhaust themselves spiritually everyday.

>>72728358
i would LITERALLY suck a fart out of her arsehole

>>72728369
the lowest person is also the person with the most to gain.

>>72728358
revolting

>>72728395
lol

>>72728310
just change it to the anglo-surname.
>Rice – Rís ("s" as š)
>Russell – Rúsaél
>

>>72728381
officers don't shit it's the SNCO's that actually lead

>>72728406
no because then my name would be smith and fuck that

>>72728381
officers in the medieval Japanese military hardly exhausted themselves, they were pampered upper-class

browsing the ol' 'etlife
everyone is just looking for 'friends', nothing serious
I kept myself pure for nothing

>>72728408
>>72728424
wrong

real yank hours

>>72728432
faggot

>>72728401
fag

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A soldier named Nobushige came to Hakuin, and asked: "Is there really a paradise and a hell?"

"Who are you?" inquired Hakuin.
"I am a samurai," the warrior replied.
"You, a soldier!" exclaimed Hakuin. "What kind of ruler would have you as his guard? Your face looks like that of a beggar."

Nobushige became so angry that he began to draw his sword, but Hakuin continued: "So you have a sword! Your weapon is probably much too dull to cut off my head."
As Nobushige drew his sword Hakuin remarked: "Here open the gates of hell!"

At these words the samurai, perceiving the master's discipline, sheathed his sword and bowed.
"Here open the gates of paradise," said Hakuin.

>>72728452
sounds like he bitched out

>>72728432
it's not really a dating site, it's more of a swingers hookup
and it's full of freaks, and not the good kind

>being an officer is very hard work!
>I almost broke a sweat golfing today
>lets head to the Officers Mess for some brandy shall we lads?

>>72728481
I don't think they were golfing and sipping brandy in the japanese army you mug

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Damn, EuroUnion's holding a big shindig to celebrate its big anniversary this week-end in Rome and MAY ISN'T CRASHING IT BY ACTIVATING THE 50'S PROCESS.

>>72728499
they were fucking Korean comfort women and drinking hot sake

>>72728511
sake was traditionally prepared lukewarm, definitely not hot

>>72728527
>>72728527
>>72728527
Form a neat and orderly line lads

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So, just a middle-aged English career criminal called Adrian, who was a drug abuser and thug then. Not really a terrorist incident at all. Just a criminal with a knife and a car, trying to inflict damage on people, as he has done before in his life. If the media would stop constantly reporting on this, it wouldn't give ISIS the publicity they crave and wouldn't link idiots like this man to their ranks. He clearly wasn't one of them, and had this happened in say Leeds, and he was white, it would be out of the papers by now.

>>72728541
no
hot sake is common in the winter or for old sake, and was traditionally brewed in winter

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>>72728543
>page 2
>288 posts

>mongs making early threads a regular thing
stop seeking control

>>72728596
I know more than you

just found out that yanks inject their meat with some mysterious solution to make it seem more moist

>>72728601
This thread sucks

>>72728628
corn syrup & calcium

>>72728628
that happens to chicken breasts sold in plastic packs on the British Isles .

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>when he goons for you just right

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>>72728641

You're a cuck

>>72728664
>>72728527
>>72728527
>>72728527

I marinate my steak in pure estrogen for that savoury taste

>>72728675
fuck off

stalemate

actually I misread, it's just water which is added to make it heavier and APPEAR more succulent when it merely evaporates whilst being cooked.

>>72728679
more like very gay taste

>>72728691
>>72728527
>>72728527
>>72728527

>>72728720
retard

*does a little dance*

309

poetic, by the book New
>>72728790
>>72728790
>>72728790